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Josh
Aug 15th, 2003, 12:26 PM
Yes?

:lol:

Cam'ron Giles
Aug 15th, 2003, 12:29 PM
Are the hairs upstairs and downstairs the same color? ;)

Josh
Aug 15th, 2003, 12:31 PM
Somehow I knew that was coming. :p

Never checked it out for yourself? ;)

Colin B
Aug 15th, 2003, 12:37 PM
How do most of you manage to dye your roots black? :p

Cam'ron Giles
Aug 15th, 2003, 12:40 PM
Somehow I knew that was coming. :p

Never checked it out for yourself? ;)
You did not answer the question...and are you including the "bottle" blonds?...:o

Bacardi
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:07 PM
TopShotta, maybe I can help w/ your question. I've been with 2 natural blonde females, both of which I wouldn't say the rugs matched the drapes... rugs were darker. Or maybe it's not that way with everyone else? :scratch: But that's just my personal experience with 2 blondes. :wavey:

SJW
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:10 PM
do yall get offended by people thinking blondes are dumb???? :p

Josh
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:11 PM
All other blondes are dumb, yes. So it doesn't bother me.

:devil:

griffin
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:11 PM
Well you figure the rugs don't get as much exposure to the sun as your drapes ;)

And then they're dying the drapes red, which really messes with the color scheme.

griffin
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:12 PM
:p @ Josh

Shuji Shuriken
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:21 PM
Well you figure the rugs don't get as much exposure to the sun as your drapes ;)

And then they're dying the drapes red, which really messes with the color scheme.
:haha: :haha:

*dies*

that made me laugh for the first time in ages :lol:

Dava
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:23 PM
Do blondes have more fun.

Cam'ron Giles
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:31 PM
Well you figure the rugs don't get as much exposure to the sun as your drapes ;)

And then they're dying the drapes red, which really messes with the color scheme.

:haha:

The Crow
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:32 PM
A difficult one: how much is 2+2?

griffin
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:34 PM
uhh..

;)

Cam'ron Giles
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:34 PM
A difficult one: how much is 2+2?


I am not blond but let me try...Umm, 22? :scratch:

Shuji Shuriken
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:37 PM
A difficult one: how much is 2+2?
:lol: lol

Shuji Shuriken
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:38 PM
I am not blond but let me try...Umm, 22? :scratch:
;) :lol:

Josh
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:52 PM
Me thinks Topshotta dyed his hair.

Josh
Aug 15th, 2003, 01:54 PM
BTW, griff are you a nudist? :D

Rocketta
Aug 15th, 2003, 03:28 PM
Well you figure the rugs don't get as much exposure to the sun as your drapes ;)

And then they're dying the drapes red, which really messes with the color scheme.

Oh My God!!! That almost made me fall out of my chair! :lol: :lol:

griffin
Aug 15th, 2003, 03:29 PM
Nah, Josh, I'm just too lazy to deal with clothes.

Josh
Aug 15th, 2003, 07:13 PM
No blonde jokes yet? :eek:

Maajken
Aug 15th, 2003, 07:32 PM
:mad:@all those fake blondes

Giuliano
Aug 15th, 2003, 07:35 PM
No blonde jokes yet? :eek:
In French especially for you:

Une blonde chez l'opticien:
"Bonjour, je voudrais acheter des lunettes, s'il vous plaît.
-Des lunettes pour le soleil?
-Non, non, pour moi."

The Crow
Aug 15th, 2003, 07:35 PM
No jokes about contacts, Julien? ;)

Josh
Aug 15th, 2003, 07:36 PM
In French especially for you:

Une blonde chez l'opticien:
"Bonjour, je voudrais acheter des lunettes, s'il vous plaît.
-Des lunettes pour le soleil?
-Non, non, pour moi."

Yeah that's something I see Maeike saying. :haha:

*Runs*

Shuji Shuriken
Aug 15th, 2003, 07:47 PM
Are blondes really as dumb as they appear :o?

I was bottle blonde once ;)

The Crow
Aug 15th, 2003, 08:02 PM
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

:o

Daniel
Aug 15th, 2003, 08:03 PM
Josh :kiss: :drool:

Keith
Aug 15th, 2003, 09:34 PM
Someone once told me that the color of ones eyebrows matches the color of their pubes. For the most part, I believe that, but there must be exceptions.

Bacardi
Aug 15th, 2003, 10:22 PM
I'd be a little freaked by a blonde with blonde pubes. :eek:

Peter M
Aug 15th, 2003, 11:35 PM
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in
the mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

She hands it to the second blonde. The second blonde looks in the mirror and
says, "You dummy, it's me!"

Shuji Shuriken
Aug 15th, 2003, 11:41 PM
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in
the mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

She hands it to the second blonde. The second blonde looks in the mirror and
says, "You dummy, it's me!"
:haha: :haha: :devil:

Shuji Shuriken
Aug 15th, 2003, 11:42 PM
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in
the mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

She hands it to the second blonde. The second blonde looks in the mirror and
says, "You dummy, it's me!"
hey...it could happen to anyone :lol:

Colin B
Aug 15th, 2003, 11:59 PM
Two blondes walk into a building.

You'd think one of them would have noticed it!

Peter M
Aug 16th, 2003, 12:20 AM
Returning home from work, a blonde was astonished to see that she had been robbed. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!

Bacardi
Aug 16th, 2003, 12:44 AM
I'm still wondering about the original question posed in this topic. About if the hair upstairs, matches the hair downstairs.... From the 2 blondes I was with I'd say no, but you never know really. Now I've seen someone redheaded, and it was red down there as well :eek: :lol:

Josh
Aug 17th, 2003, 02:32 PM
The jokes killed the thread, I'm telling ya!

Giuliano
Aug 17th, 2003, 02:55 PM
A blonde walks along a river and sees another blonde on the other side but there is no bridge. She screams:
"Hey, tell me. How can I get to the other side?
-You are on the other side!"

:haha:

Peter M
Aug 17th, 2003, 04:02 PM
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when
she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

Rocketta
Aug 17th, 2003, 04:09 PM
ok, the jokes are kind of funny! :o :lol: :lol:

Princess Fiona
Aug 17th, 2003, 05:33 PM
A difficult one: how much is 2+2?

lol! ;)

Colin B
Aug 17th, 2003, 10:54 PM
There's this blonde on holiday in Florida. On her last day she goes into a shoe shop and asks the price of the alligator shoes in the window.
"$500", says the shoe seller.
"Too much" says our blonde, "I bet I can find some for less." And with that, she walks out of the shop.
That evening, the shoe shop man is driving home across a bridge when he hears a loud BANG!. Thinking he has a puncture, he stops and gets out of the car, only to hear another BANG!, coming from under the bridge.
He looks down to the river below and is amazed to see the blonde woman, shotgun in hand, knee deep in dead alligators!
"Oh shit!", he hears her say, "this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

Peter M
Aug 18th, 2003, 10:35 PM
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch.

"Wow!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"

"Why, yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.

"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.

"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this tree popped up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was another tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was...."

"Uh, ma'am, 'the officer said, cutting her off as he looked inside the car, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

kku
Aug 20th, 2003, 11:41 AM
Yes?

:lol:

That is so sad. Not all blondes are dumb. I mean, look at Christina Aguilera! She's got a lot more intelligence than Britney when it comes to marketing and image alteration :)

anyway, Elena Dementieva is proof enough that blondes are :hearts:

gentenaire
Aug 20th, 2003, 11:50 AM
Christina a blonde? LMAO! She's as blond as Britney!

I'm a semi-blonde. My hair's dark blond, get light highlights from the sun in summer and in winter I cheat ;)

gentenaire
Aug 20th, 2003, 11:50 AM
Q: What do you call a blonde in a BMW??

A: A divorcee.

:lol:

hmm, where's my ex-husband?

kku
Aug 20th, 2003, 11:58 AM
Christina a blonde? LMAO! She's as blond as Britney!

I'm a semi-blonde. My hair's dark blond, get light highlights from the sun in summer and in winter I cheat ;)

:wavey: