View Full Version : How about an "Ask Self-Proclaimed Bitches Anything" thread?

King Satan
Aug 13th, 2003, 10:13 PM
Ask all the bitches whatever you'd like! :)

King Satan
Aug 13th, 2003, 10:14 PM
btw, the jollyroger asked for this thread ;)

Aug 13th, 2003, 10:16 PM
Why do you have to be such a tight ass bitch? :rolleyes:

Aug 14th, 2003, 12:07 AM
Uh, Meredith Brooks has something to say about this:I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

Jennifer's wife
Aug 14th, 2003, 12:13 AM
who r the bitches im meant to ask things?

Aug 14th, 2003, 12:18 AM
I can be a bitch somtimes :p

But I don't think Joe is talking about me, Joe is part of you becoming a little bitch... Is that the reasoning behind this thread :lol:

Aug 14th, 2003, 12:21 AM
So, I guess you can ask me whatever you want Lucy ;) :lol:

Jennifer's wife
Aug 14th, 2003, 12:23 AM
yea, but theres nothing i need to ask you. oh yea, when you cummin to England, and wot is the percentage of you coming over, and are you gonna blow my cobwebs away?! ;) :lick: :D

Aug 14th, 2003, 12:32 AM
Hopefully after Christmas, as long as you have me a nice belated Birthday present waiting for my ass getting old at 24. :lol:
Precentage of me coming, well it goes higher everyday... As I'm thinking an international vacation would be one that's better than a trip to NYC. ;) :devil:
I thought I cleared some of those cobwebs away last night..... but ahem, I'm always up for the job of licking you clean :lick: :kiss:

Jennifer's wife
Aug 14th, 2003, 12:45 AM
:bounce: :hearts:
my arse will also be 24 by then!! belated birthday present...hmmm...how bout i buy myself sum sexy underware, stockings, suspenders the lot, and let you unwrap your present one night? ;) :lick:

yes, an international trip would be better coz we are going to NYC next august, remember? ;) :kiss: :D

Aug 14th, 2003, 12:54 AM
;) Two 24 year olds is a good thing. :lol:
hummmmmm I like the idea of my birthday present, as long as you don't get them in Christmas colors :p Speaking of sexy under clothes, would you want any Victora Secret for your birthday coming up dear? :lick: ;)

Norfork, UK sounds much nicer than NYC.... and that is right, we have to go to the US Open so I can entertain you while we watch one of Jen's matches. :devil: :hearts:

Jennifer's wife
Aug 14th, 2003, 01:01 AM
;) yes, ill need your services for when seeing Jen gettin all hot and sweaty has worked me into a state! ;)

so u dont want red and black? hmmm....maybe ill go for something pure and virginal like me, like white or pink :angel:

Victoria secrets stuff? ooooh yes please!! i would love that!! :hearts: isnt it like really expensive tho? :unsure:

Aug 14th, 2003, 01:14 AM
Well, I'll see to it you enjoy Jen's matches like never before..... As long as the security guards don't catch us. Hey, maybe we can come back and post here about all that moaning going on during Jenny's match was you and me :lol:

I like black, not too thrilled with red. Blue is my favorite :hearts:

Victoria Secrets isn't too bad, I order stuff from there all the time. And usually buy an item or two from them whenever I am at the mall. It's all I own other than A&F (Abercrombie & Fitch panties). So maybe I'll spoil you with some VS for your 24th sweetie :hearts:

Jennifer's wife
Aug 14th, 2003, 01:30 AM
You're doin a good job of insuring you get a shag! ;) :devil: lol! no seriously, sweep me off my feet, roses the lot! :hearts:

do u like dark or light blue?

yes that would be interesting wouldnt it.....our US open report would be the same as everyone else except ours would be the porno version!! i couldnt make too much noise tho, coz Jen would swear at me.......on second thoughts....! :devil: :drool:
do u think we could end up in the same NY nightclubs as Jen? then there would be some really interesting photos for the papers to print! :drool: :lick: :devil: ;)

Aug 14th, 2003, 01:38 AM
I don't have to insure I get a shag, I think I'm guaranteed one based on my good record of providing happiness to you while Queen Jennifer is away. :angel:

I like all shades of blue, never seen a blue color I didn't like. :D

The Perverted US Open report, and maybe if we really got Jen swearing at us, she'd come into the stands to try and force us to be quiet... Who knows what means she might use to keep you silent :devil: As for clubs, you'll make me the dancing fool.... as long as we can get really drunk, as I'm sure Jen likes to :drink: when she's out partying, then we can blame you molesting her on the alcohol. :yeah:

Jennifer's wife
Aug 14th, 2003, 01:46 AM
good plan! i just wannd do sum dirty dancing with her thats all! ;) esp if she takes her top off again....u never know, she might encourage me to do the same! :lick: what would Jen do to keep me quiet? :devil: are u thinkin what im thinkin?! :lick: :lol:

Aug 14th, 2003, 01:50 AM
Lucy and Jen out grinding on the dance floor.... While I'm getting loaded off alcohol watching at the bar ;) If tops come off, I'll snap a few pictures for you, as we can always sell them on the market for more Jen stalking money. :lol:
I think I'll leave your mind in the gutter and keep it quiet as to what Jen might do to keep you silent during her match. :devil: :lick:

Jennifer's wife
Aug 14th, 2003, 02:13 AM


Aug 14th, 2003, 02:26 AM
You're just going to have to sign up on the Bacardi Tour of the US Open. 100% Pleasure or your money back! :devil: :lick: :drool: :yeah:

Jennifer's wife
Aug 14th, 2003, 02:51 AM
consider me signed!

Aug 14th, 2003, 02:56 AM
YAY!!!!!!!!!!! The only one I wanted to sign up for my offer. :devil:

Aug 14th, 2003, 07:03 AM
i prefer to be called a ****, but whatever.

Aug 14th, 2003, 08:19 AM

Aug 14th, 2003, 12:38 PM
*sigh* the usual bitches are here. :rolleyes: ;)

Aug 14th, 2003, 02:48 PM
i cant decide whether i'm a bitch or whore or a bit of both. can u help me out?

Aug 14th, 2003, 06:20 PM
i cant decide whether i'm a bitch or whore or a bit of both. can u help me out?

id go with the latter ;)