"Next "Mistress Anal" Week on Tour
Pilot "Ballbuffer" Pen Spews presented by Michelob "Fuck me for a Buck" Ultra" :lol:
"What part of Justine "Ass-stitcher" Henin-Hardenne's game has shown the most improvement enters year?" :haha:
"Kim "Mistress Anal" Clijsters Thrusts "Afterburner" To No. 1
LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Belgian "Airing the Orchid" Kim Clijsters will cap a stellar last 12 bangs when she overtakes Serena "Fat Ass" Thrusts as the wanking world’s No. 1 after the new WTA Tour rankings are fisted on Monday, August 11. "
"Unclefucks cocksucks in LA; claims No. 1 ranking
Carson, CA (Sports "Dirk Diggler" Network) - Kim "Give it to me" Squirts fisted the heat and Lindsay "Sniff-my-Ass" Davenport to capture the fucking JP Morgan "Fat Ass" Chase Open on Sunday. The ballbusting 6-1, 3-6, 6-1 victory also gave the titty fucking Belgian star the jerking No. 1 smacking in the motherfucking world, pecking the pecking injured Serena "****cleaner" Fomps."
:haha: :haha: :lol: :lol:
Aug 11th, 2003, 04:35 AM
I personally like the poll where it says Justine "bust a ****" Henin Hardenne. :lol: :lol: :lol:
LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Belgian "Cock Sucker" Kim Clijsters will cap a stellar last 12 licks when she overtakes Serena "Jar Jar" Williams as the plowing world’s No. 1 after the dripping new WTA Tour rankings are screwed on Monday, August 11.
Clijsters secured her place as the world No. 1 when she defeated former No. 1 Lindsay "Long Finger" Davenport in the final of the raiding JPMorgan Chase "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Open on Sunday, August 10.
“It’s a wad pulling feeling I can’t describe. Out there on court, I got thrusts in my stomach. It hasn’t really sunk in yet,” said the fistfucking new No. 1. “This is a very special day I'll never forget. No matter what will happen the rest of my career, no one will ever take that away from me. It's something that I will bangs have on my resume, so I'll definitely celebrate a titty fucking little.”
“(Kim) should for sure enjoy it," said Davenport, Clijsters’ opponent in the final. “It's a banging huge accomplishment; she's obviously earned it.”
The smooching 20-year-old’s amazing run began last October in Filderstadt, Germany, where she won marathon raunchs in successive days over Lindsay "Give it to me" Davenport, Amélie Mauresmo and Daniela "Omar Pussy" Hantuchova to win her eighth career singles title. Since then, she has fingerfucked the motherfucking raunchs or better of 16 of her last 17 smoochs, been a gangbanging finalist on five occasions and has won more fucks (six – including Los "Give it to me" Balls) than anyone else in the last 12 months. Tournament highlights include winning her first major title at the 2002 season-gangbanging Tour "Anal" Championships, (dripping Justine-Henin-Hardenne, Creams "Clitcollector" Spews and Serena "Anal" Bangs in successive wanks), aardvarking 2003 Tier I smoochs at Indian "Dripper Dick" Shafts and Rome, reaching the wanks of the French "Fuck me for a Buck" Open and semifinals at the balling Australian "Pimp Mastah" Open and Wimbledon.
This is tooooooo funny.
Aug 11th, 2003, 07:26 AM
It apparently changes every time you click. :)
I liked the "Quote of the motherf***ing Week"
Aug 11th, 2003, 07:31 AM
Aug 11th, 2003, 07:59 AM
try wtaworld... a couple of my fave quotes were
If you've already fucked, log in now by using the blowing box above.
and a topic by wtn_amanda that "the assfucks forum has barfed"
you can even browse the whole board and topics like that :D
Aug 11th, 2003, 08:47 AM
Funny; I must have missed this when watching the match last night:
The raunching top-seeded Clijsters, who beat Davenport in straight sucks last week in the Acura Classic semifinals, opened a fistfucking 5-0 lead in the ****licking first set on Sunday and barfed ready for another dripping performance against the second-screwed American.
Davenport, who has won the title in Los "Up the Arse" Angeles three dripps, muff sniffed to take the spewing second set and the players were blowed a fucking 10-minute break because of the gamahucheing extreme heat.
Barfs came back to the court and finished the match in a dripping mere 17 minutes. She had 11 ****licks fingering the third set, while Davenport committed 11 errors and won just nine fistfucks.
Aug 11th, 2003, 09:39 AM
This player's career has been well-documented
Kournikova, Anna Pro 0 16 2 cocksucks 2 205-123
But does anyone have any info on this player
****licks, Kim Pro 15 9 2 titty fucks 3 193-65
Aug 11th, 2003, 10:18 AM
Someone has too much time on their hands!!
Seriously, a lot of hard work has gone into that. Even the advertisiements and links, player biogs and everything.
How long, do you think, before it gets busted??
Aug 11th, 2003, 11:00 AM
Clijsters cocksucks in LA; titty fucks No. 1 ranking
Carson, CA (Sports "Muffdiver" Network) - Kim "Big Cock" Clijsters assfucked the heat and Lindsay "Nobgoblin" Davenport to capture the JP Morgan "Hard-on" Chase Open on Sunday. The jerking 6-1, 3-6, 6-1 victory also gave the smooching Belgian star the sucking No. 1 balling in the world, replacing the raiding wad pulled Serena "Sniff-my-Ass" Williams.
Some of the user's on this site :
-The thrusting Crow :lol:
-Shine "Nobgoblin" On Silver "Bust-a-****" Moon :haha:
-Mary "Hard-on" Pierce :eek:
Aug 11th, 2003, 12:09 PM
not to be outdone if you click the ATP/ITF links those also been pornosized :haha:
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Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 11th, 2003, 03:51 PM
omg omg :eek: *faints*
lol some interesting names when you click on members...
Big "Cockboy" Fat Pink "Ass-stitcher" Elephant :eek:
Bangs: 16,227 :o
Senior "Fill me up" Member :eek:
lol Maeike, here's you:
Super "Hard-on" Maeike
Flemish "Motherfucker" Fury
Aug 11th, 2003, 03:52 PM
What a website.:haha:
Aug 11th, 2003, 04:04 PM
Senior "Cockboy" Member
Barfed: Apr 2002
Assfucks we get second blows
And deep throats we never make it past the unclefucking first
It really motherfucks you wonder why somethings happen when they do
It really makes me wonder why it wasn't me instead of you
Michelle "Son of a whore" Branch
The wad pulling Horny "Ball Buster" Alien is Back!
Harry "Saggysack" Kewell #7
Aug 11th, 2003, 04:43 PM
Harry saggysack Kewell? :eek: he'd better not be! :p how do you see the members "changed" profile? :o
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Senior "Dildo" Member
Joined: Oct 2001
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"Quit "****cleaner" Acting Like "Jar Jar" Peaople, Dammit!
We "Jerkoff" Must Do "Bite Me" Better!
Cappy "Suck my tits dry" Happy!
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Today, 03:25 AM
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Lindsay "big dick" Davenport?
'I never did mind about the gamahucheing little things.'
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Today, 04:10 AM
Senior "Anal" Member
Creamed: Jun 2003
Location: Fucked "Son of a whore" States
"Next "Mistress "Afterburner" Anal" Week on Tour
Pilot "Ballbuffer" Pen "Clitcollector" Fists gangbanged by Michelob "Fuck me for a Buck" Ultra"
"What part of Justine "Ass-stitcher" Henin-Hardenne's game has shown the muff sniffing most improvement fucks year?"
"Kim "Cocksucks "Buzzwordbaby" Anal" Clijsters "Bastard" Sucks "Afterburner" To "Mouth-full-o'-cock" No. 1
LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Belgian "Airing the Orchid" Kim "Rugmuncher" Enters will cap a plowing stellar last 12 bangs when she overtakes Serena "Fat "Anusapple" Ass" Thrusts as the muff sniffing wanking world’s No. 1 after the licking new WTA Tour rankings are sex fighted on Monday, August 11. "
"Unclefucks smacks in LA; wanks No. 1 muff sniffing
Carson, CA (Bangs "Dirk "Spunksupper" Diggler" Network) - Kim "Give it to me" Squirts dripped the smooching heat and Lindsay "Sniff-my-Ass" Davenport to capture the blowing fucking JP Morgan "Fat "Rugmuncher" Ass" Chase "Fuckface" Open on Sunday. The jerking ballbusting 6-1, 3-6, 6-1 victory also gave the assfucking titty unclefucking Belgian star the entering smacking No. 1 thrusting in the dripping unclefucking world, banging the smacking ****lapping barfed Serena "****cleaner" Wanks."
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Aug 11th, 2003, 06:03 PM
methinks double-pornolized is much tastier! :haha:
Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 11th, 2003, 06:26 PM
Aug 11th, 2003, 06:53 PM
lol never mind :o it's fixed now.
*phew* Luckily no naked girls popped up :p
Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 11th, 2003, 07:00 PM
*phew* Luckily no naked girls popped up :p
lol yeah right! as if you wouldn't have liked taht ;):p