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Car Key Boi
Aug 9th, 2003, 02:24 AM
i proposed to my gurlfriend and she said yes. I think i may have referred to her in previous posts as the "hot semi nekkid Caribbean chick"

well, come Dec she will be known as the "hot Mrs Key Boi"

how does this affect the wtaworldtards? well, it means that the CKB has to stop acting like an asshole and get his shit together and start acting his age. So this means that i will no longer be in a position to troll yuo guys by posting shit about Anna K signing topless calendar deals and other shit like threads regarding facials, Taco Bell, and Bill O'Reilly trying to strangle Tim Robbins and so on and so forth. For one thing i won't have the time, and secondly, it's getting dangerous. My fiance caught me posting in my "movie title/add the word 'fuck'" thread, and i was within a hair of being caught by her on that peepshow site asking one of the gurls what she thought about Monica Seles (and yeah, the gurl replied "who?")

i'll still look in from time to time and make the odd post, but my trolling days are over :(

i'm sure y'all very happy to hear this

it's been fun (for me at least) and yuo all take care, even those who i've insulted (and an insult from the CKB don't mean shit, it's all part of trolling)

wtaworldtards, the Car Key Boi salutes YUO! rock on! http://carkeyboi.com/dump/rockon.gif

GBFH
Aug 9th, 2003, 02:28 AM
Congratulations CKB :)

See you around! :wavey:

CC
Aug 9th, 2003, 02:29 AM
Marriage sounds like such a serious thing --- it's like you're becoming a born-again Christian.

Colin B
Aug 9th, 2003, 02:47 AM
:drink: <Drinks a toast to Mr & Mrs Auto-Vandalism>

Mase
Aug 9th, 2003, 03:05 AM
Congrats man, dont be a stranger!

Rocketta
Aug 9th, 2003, 03:37 AM
Congrats!!

does this girl really know what she's getting into?

Richie77
Aug 9th, 2003, 03:45 AM
Congratulations CKB! :)

decemberlove
Aug 9th, 2003, 04:15 AM
awww a december marriage

g'luck!

Martian Stacey
Aug 9th, 2003, 06:14 AM
Congrats! :)

Chance
Aug 9th, 2003, 06:52 AM
Congratulations on your upcoming nuptial....who would have guessed...

BigB08822
Aug 9th, 2003, 07:08 AM
You'll be back within a year, see ya then!

Astro Jetson
Aug 9th, 2003, 10:59 AM
Congrats CKB!
This board isn't gonna be the same without your "trolling".

Colin B
Aug 9th, 2003, 12:10 PM
:drink: <Drinks a toast to Mr & Mrs Auto-Vandalism>

Unless, of course, we're all falling for another bloody troll!!

Erdinger
Aug 9th, 2003, 01:09 PM
Car Key Boi, I truly do not appreciate your decision. Couldn't you just explain to your fiancee that we like to be trolled by you and you must go on with the show to please us. :angel:

Man, your posts and threads often cracked me up! :cool:

Anyway, congrats! Maybe you could try every now and then to troll us! ;)

skanky~skanketta
Aug 9th, 2003, 03:02 PM
how old are u anywayz?

*JR*
Aug 9th, 2003, 03:13 PM
Car Key Boi, I truly do not appreciate your decision. Couldn't you just explain to your fiancee that we like to be trolled by you and you must go on with the show to please us. :angel:

Man, your posts and threads often cracked me up! :cool:

Anyway, congrats! Maybe you could try every now and then to troll us! ;)
Me and Griffin know all his schtick NEway. We can troll everybody that Da Boi is trolling them! :p

Experimentee
Aug 9th, 2003, 04:33 PM
Congrats! :)

But i agree with Erdinger, you should explain to her that you are important for the entertainment of the sad posters of wtaworld :angel:

Barrie_Dude
Aug 9th, 2003, 04:41 PM
i proposed to my gurlfriend and she said yes. I think i may have referred to her in previous posts as the "hot semi nekkid Caribbean chick"

well, come Dec she will be known as the "hot Mrs Key Boi"

how does this affect the wtaworldtards? well, it means that the CKB has to stop acting like an asshole and get his shit together and start acting his age. So this means that i will no longer be in a position to troll yuo guys by posting shit about Anna K signing topless calendar deals and other shit like threads regarding facials, Taco Bell, and Bill O'Reilly trying to strangle Tim Robbins and so on and so forth. For one thing i won't have the time, and secondly, it's getting dangerous. My fiance caught me posting in my "movie title/add the word 'fuck'" thread, and i was within a hair of being caught by her on that peepshow site asking one of the gurls what she thought about Monica Seles (and yeah, the gurl replied "who?")

i'll still look in from time to time and make the odd post, but my trolling days are over :(

i'm sure y'all very happy to hear this

it's been fun (for me at least) and yuo all take care, even those who i've insulted (and an insult from the CKB don't mean shit, it's all part of trolling)

wtaworldtards, the Car Key Boi salutes YUO! rock on! http://carkeyboi.com/dump/rockon.gifUhmmmm, this girl that you are marrying? She isn't very bright, is she? ;) :p

R&J
Aug 9th, 2003, 07:18 PM
:bounce: Sounds like its time to throw a party!!!'

http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/party/party-smiley-020.gif

*JR*
Aug 9th, 2003, 08:18 PM
Shouldn't she be called Car Key Gurl, NEway? :confused: :p

Car Key Boi
Aug 11th, 2003, 08:27 PM
:bounce: Sounds like its time to throw a party!!!'

http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/party/party-smiley-020.gif

say, that's a nice monica seles forum in yuor signature. Perhaps we'll hold it there :)

King Satan
Aug 11th, 2003, 08:29 PM
say, that's a nice monica seles forum in yuor signature. Perhaps we'll hold it there :)
Can i go to the party? :) :devil:

Dava
Aug 11th, 2003, 08:33 PM
Congrats!

Car Key Boi
Aug 11th, 2003, 08:33 PM
Uhmmmm, this girl that you are marrying? She isn't very bright, is she? ;) :p

she's more intelligent than yuo and me bub, and the rest of the asswipes that post here. The only exception to that is DeuceDiva. I'm sure there's one or two others but at this precise moment i can't think of anyone

Car Key Boi
Aug 11th, 2003, 08:35 PM
Congrats!

thanks dude :)

griffin
Aug 11th, 2003, 08:40 PM
LOL, sorry I missed this earlier - but congratulations!

Not sure if the hot semi nekkid Caribbean chick needs my congrats or my sympathies, but cheers and good luck to both of you. :D

King Satan
Aug 11th, 2003, 08:41 PM
Oh yeah, congrats dude! I'll let your mom know about the good news! :D

are there lil car key boi's in the future? :D

gentenaire
Aug 11th, 2003, 08:42 PM
How could I have missed this thread? :eek:

I remember an earlier thread where you were wondering what to do with your life. Seems you have figured it out. Congrats.

But are you serious about not bugging us anymore? Not yet married and she's already wearing the pants?

apoet29
Aug 11th, 2003, 08:43 PM
OMG, you know the world is a crazy place when CKB is settling down! :devil: Still, I am happy for you and wish you and your bride-to-be a world of happiness! Just remember to visit us from time to time. Trolling these boards will not be the same without you! :kiss:

Car Key Boi
Aug 11th, 2003, 08:51 PM
Unless, of course, we're all falling for another bloody troll!!


it's no troll Engineer Boi, she flew back to the Caribbean Friday, i won't be seeing her again for another 2 months

when she caught me posting here she asked me a killer question, and it was a question i had NO answer to

"why do yuo spend so much time on the internet (and she wasn't refering to my online stock trading, she was refering to posting on message boards blah) when yuo could be spending that time with me?"

Car Key Boi
Aug 11th, 2003, 09:00 PM
OMG, you know the world is a crazy place when CKB is settling down! :devil: Still, I am happy for you and wish you and your bride-to-be a world of happiness! Just remember to visit us from time to time. Trolling these boards will not be the same without you! :kiss:

lol, the world will always be a crazy place regardless if i'm trolling or not :)

i will look in from time to time

yuo take care honey, and thanks for yuor kind words

same to yuo Griffin, Rocketta, Tine, decemberlove and all the other wtaworld Gurls, yuo rock! :kiss: :hearts:

to the wtaworld Bois YUO=SUX :p

Car Key Boi out.

but

[arnie accent]I'll be back[/arnie accent]

*JR*
Aug 11th, 2003, 09:22 PM
So now Da Boi =OWNED! :devil:

Martian Willow
Aug 11th, 2003, 09:58 PM
she's more intelligent than yuo and me bub, and the rest of the asswipes that post here. The only exception to that is DeuceDiva. I'm sure there's one or two others but at this precise moment i can't think of anyone

How could yuo forget my name Car Port Man? :confused: :sad:

Jennifer's wife
Aug 12th, 2003, 03:53 AM
ill miss your non trolling!!! i loved all your posts!! :sad: why do u have to change coz your gettin hitched? u under the thumb? :p if its coz you'll be too busy shaggin then thats understandable! ;) im still hopin you'll say youre joking!! :sad: dont leave us too long without an obnoxious, gratuitous post! :kiss:

Car Key Boi
Aug 12th, 2003, 09:57 PM
ill miss your non trolling!!! i loved all your posts!! :sad: why do u have to change coz your gettin hitched? u under the thumb? :p if its coz you'll be too busy shaggin then thats understandable! ;) im still hopin you'll say youre joking!! :sad: dont leave us too long without an obnoxious, gratuitous post! :kiss:

lol, no i'm not under the thumb, i've made a decision to desist spending copious amounts of time thinking up elaborate trolls blah. Trust me, that decision was entirely voluntary :)

Car Key Boi
Aug 12th, 2003, 09:58 PM
:) you're sweet, i'll miss you, don't be a stranger, be happy and tell her she's a gotdamn lucky ass girl! congratulations, ckb! :kiss:


i won't be a stranger, i never said i was gonna disappear entirely, and believe me i'm the lucky one, not her. Love ya babe :hearts: :kiss:

Car Key Boi
Aug 12th, 2003, 10:04 PM
Key Boi- this better not be a troll :D Congrats- is it Nelissa- was that her name?? The one you posted here? I didn't know it was THAT serious but i did remember you saying that you were thinking about being serious- thats great Key Boi. I wish you the best- marriage is a splendid thing ;) Is she moving to the States? I'm glad I won't be around here much myself to miss you because I'll also be engaging more in the real world instead of the Net.

Love ya :kiss:

love ya back Bajangurl :kiss:

i swear it's no troll, this isn't something that is troll material. Yes, it's Nelissa and my mom said exactly the same thing about not knowing it was THAT serious blah. Dad was also surprised about Nelissa being from the Caribbean and all coz he knows that i've always been partial to hot blonde tennis chicks :) But there's a world of difference between lust and love, right? :p They're very happy for me and all but at the same time they're a little apprehensive coz we've only known each other for nine months, and most of that time we've been apart.... obviously we keep in touch and she phones me or i phone her at least 2-3 times a day. This doesn't concern me thou, i KNOW she's the one. In that previous thread of mine that Tine was referring to, someone (think it was Griffin or DeuceDiva, i forget now) but someone said that when i meet 'the one' i would know instantly. That is affirmative :) It just took me a few months to be brave enough to do something about it and the best thing that could have happened in that regard, was my being shitcanned at work because it gave me the freedom to pursue it. And i'm the one who's moving, not her. On our very first serious date (we flew to the island of Tobago for some scuba diving :) amongst other things :) ) i knew then, that she would NEVER leave her homeland, at least not while her parents are still alive (too long to get into why her parents are a factor in this regard) In any case, it's something that i also want. As yuo know i'm already very familiar with the region so i know exactly what i'm letting myself into. The Caribbean isn't a paradise on earth, but it's damn close! cheap as well :) whenever i go to that part of the world, i feel like a billionaire :) I noted that yuo haven't been posting much lately and figured that yuo were spending more time in the real world. Never a bad thing that :)

take care Joy :wavey:

Car Key Boi
Aug 12th, 2003, 10:05 PM
How could yuo forget my name Car Port Man? :confused: :sad:

hey Willow, i think yuo're a smart gurl. I think most of the wtaworldtards are smart and intelligent blah (student tards included) even if they do post total shit defending/praising/spin doctoring their favs blah. But DeuceDiva is seriously smart and educated blah, and so is Nelissa :)

Majo
Aug 12th, 2003, 10:06 PM
though you don't know me, have a great wedding and life!!! :wavey: :kiss:

Bacardi
Aug 12th, 2003, 10:11 PM
OMG CKB will be leaving? What will I do, I still love his post about changing the info on the Millionare dating service. :yeah:

Good luck CKB, maybe the wife will let you play online again. Unless she has big plans for you that involves babies.... And my god, can you imagine this world with more little CKB's running around? :eek: Nah, good luck man.... Congradulations. :dance:

So CKB, did you shell out the big bucks for a nice platinum ring at least 3kt? ;)

Bacardi might get married someday, althou with the current government she might have to move to another country to marry a lucky girl. :sad:

*JR*
Aug 12th, 2003, 10:22 PM
As temp work, Da Boi will check ID's of kids entering a Bay Area high school. So it'll be his JOB to say "Yuo're a student, right?" :devil:

R&J
Aug 13th, 2003, 05:08 AM
say, that's a nice monica seles forum in yuor signature. Perhaps we'll hold it there :)
Go for it - I monitor my site all day long -you wont have a chance. I would love to ban you every min. It will be my pleasure.

King Satan
Aug 13th, 2003, 05:12 AM
Go for it - I monitor my site all day long -you wont have a chance. I would love to ban you every min. It will be my pleasure.
DOn't you have a life? :o

R&J
Aug 13th, 2003, 03:12 PM
DOn't you have a life? :o
Well of course I do. I have a very full life. You seem to be on this forum a ton - so I could say the same for you.
:wavey:

Daniel
Aug 13th, 2003, 07:50 PM
congrats :worship: :bounce:

Martian Willow
Aug 14th, 2003, 03:57 PM
hey Willow, i think yuo're a smart gurl. I think most of the wtaworldtards are smart and intelligent blah (student tards included) even if they do post total shit defending/praising/spin doctoring their favs blah. But DeuceDiva is seriously smart and educated blah, and so is Nelissa :)

Thanks. :wavey:

I forgot to say congratularatulanations. And thanks for all the laughs. :)

Car Key Boi
Aug 20th, 2003, 10:06 AM
OMG CKB will be leaving? What will I do, I still love his post about changing the info on the Millionare dating service. :yeah:


hmm, that MM troll was another reason for my retirement, it led to a huge fight. It was a deserving site to troll, a bunch of so called "millionaires", most of whom are probably still living in mommy's basement, and the wimmin of that site being a bunch of gold digging baracudas and the owners of the site charging 10 bucks a month per member (and they have/had thousands of members) and they weren't even providing a basic duty of care with protecting members' personal and credit card details (if i'm paying 50 bucks to park my car at the airport, the very least that i expect of them is to park the damn thing in the middle of the lot and lock it, NOT drive it downtown and park it up with two wheels on the sidewalk, all the doors unlocked and the keys still in the ignition) - the MM troll led to a huge fight coz this fuck called Spanky was hawking a script that would enable someone to get the last 4 digits of the members' CC details. It was one thing fucking with members' profiles but quite another to start messing with CC details




Good luck CKB, maybe the wife will let you play online again. Unless she has big plans for you that involves babies.... And my god, can you imagine this world with more little CKB's running around? :eek: Nah, good luck man.... Congradulations. :dance:


thanks hun :)


So CKB, did you shell out the big bucks for a nice platinum ring at least 3kt? ;)

erm no, not quite 3kt but it still cost me over a thousand English pounds ($1,500, we were in England at the time) and not long after i purchased it i read an item on the Trading Boi network about De Beers (large diamond corp) being very concerned about man-made diamond producers in Florida who are now able to produce synthetic diamonds that even the experts are unable to tell if they're natural or synthetic. I could've picked up a 3kt synthetic diamond for $15 and she would never have known the difference :(

Car Key Boi
Aug 20th, 2003, 10:17 AM
Go for it - I monitor my site all day long -you wont have a chance. I would love to ban you every min. It will be my pleasure.

so yuo want me to register and post some Seles porn or whatever on yuor site just to have the pleasure of banning me? YUO=WERD

look pal, this is a "i've retired from trolling thread" so it ain't gonna happen. But if yuo really get so much pleasure out of banning people i guess i could have a word with some of my former internet trolls (the ones who took part in the aforementioned MM troll) so just say the word

but i warn yuo, yuo might have a problem banning them, in fact, yuo mind find yuorself being banned from yuor own message board [img]http://carkeyboi.com/dump/lol.gif[img]

Car Key Boi
Aug 20th, 2003, 10:22 AM
Well of course I do. I have a very full life.

no yuo don't. Yuo stated yuo spend all day monitoring yuor site

*JR*
Aug 20th, 2003, 10:27 AM
erm no, not quite 3kt but it still cost me over a thousand English pounds ($1,500, we were in England at the time) and not long after i purchased it i read an item on the Trading Boi network about De Beers (large diamond corp) being very concerned about man-made diamond producers in Florida who are now able to produce synthetic diamonds that even the experts are unable to tell if they're natural or synthetic. I could've picked up a 3kt synthetic diamond for $15 and she would never have known the difference :(
So Kobe's wife might be the victim of the ultimate troll if that $4MM rock he got her is actually today's version of "genuine cubic zircona" :lol: