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Josh
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:14 PM
There's a lot of flirting going on on these boards so to get rid of all this crap, we're gonna do it like this. Everyone looking for a date can post in this thread. I need some info on yourself and a description of what you're looking for. Then I will match you with another poster in the thread.

Be warned though, if I put you together with someone it has to work out! Failure I do not know! :lol:

GO!

Mase
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:17 PM
I dont need a date, but I like to play around... How about people like me? Are we allowed in?

Kanji
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:18 PM
Look at Josh trying to find himself the perfect mate! :p

Cariaoke
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:18 PM
Mase, I think that's our thread... now shuddup and get low. :devil:

Josh
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:20 PM
I dont need a date, but I like to play around... How about people like me? Are we allowed in?

No sorry, only people who look for serious dating are allowed in. ;)

Nicoleke
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:20 PM
Hello hello, can I have a diet Coke please ? lol

Who will offer me it ? lol ;)

Mase
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:20 PM
:lick: you need to either come to my house or go to your local library while your not at work and cum say Hi to us :kiss:

Josh
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:21 PM
Look at Josh trying to find himself the perfect mate! :p

You make it sound like I'm a gorilla or something :o.....mate pffffff.

And no, I'm simple the matchmaker ok?

Nicoleke
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:24 PM
Where' s my diet coooooooooooke ? lol

Josh
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:27 PM
PEOPLE PEEEEEEEEEOPLE!
Read the rules! You're supposed to give me your data and what you're looking for! How on earth will I find your match otherwise? :mad:

Nicoleke
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:29 PM
Oh ok :) I give you my data lol

Lord Chips
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:45 PM
Where' s my diet coooooooooooke ? lol
*Passes Diet Coke*

AjdeNate!
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:49 PM
PEOPLE PEEEEEEEEEOPLE!
Read the rules! You're supposed to give me your data and what you're looking for! How on earth will I find your match otherwise? :mad:
I'm 28 and looking for a cute Belgian ;)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:52 PM
Pink Elephant seeking lifelong partner, for calm evenings, walks along along the beach, stomping through Africa and someone to crack my peanuts :)

Megli
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:54 PM
I'm 18 and looking for a cute Scandinavian boy (not too old :p )

Miss Thang
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:55 PM
So u gonna hook me up boo? :lol: Chile I'm unemployed and got no life so I gots nothin to lose. so I'm a play. :cool:

I'm lookin for a black dude who into rnb and hip hop and watchin TV. He gotta not take things so seriously. If there aint no black dudes any other race is fine just as long as they like watchin TV and some kinda black music. :cool:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:57 PM
I'm 18 and looking for a cute Scandinavian boy (not too old :p )
nasty nick is 19, blond swedish guy ;)

oh oops, i forgot - this is joshy's thing..... :o

*runs*

Megli
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:59 PM
nasty nick is 19, blond swedish guy ;)



Sounds good, exact what I was looking for :p

Giuliano
Aug 6th, 2003, 08:59 PM
Do you also give dating advice?

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:01 PM
Sounds good, exact what I was looking for :p
you're welcome then! i'm sure nick would love the idea :D

Maajken
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:02 PM
josh is actually a wonderful matchmaker :o :worship:

Megli
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:03 PM
you're welcome then! i'm sure nick would love the idea :D


Does Nick like Dutch girls? ( I hardly chat with Nick, I dn't know what he likes)

AjdeNate!
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:04 PM
Josh needs to match himself up with me. :angel:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:05 PM
Does Nick like Dutch girls? ( I hardly chat with Nick, I dn't know what he likes)
nick loves all kinds of girls! lol sounds like i'm pimping him... :o
he told me once tha he knows a lil bit dutch....;)

Josh
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:06 PM
BIG FAT PINK ELEPHANT, STOP IT! :fiery:

Megli
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:06 PM
Does he know Dutch? He didn't tell me that! I asked him to teach me Swedish, but I had no classes yet :p

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:09 PM
Does he know Dutch? He didn't tell me that! I asked him to teach me Swedish, but I had no classes yet :p
aha i see, so you two ahve already spoken huh ;)
lol could be that he was trying to impress me or something... but i'm sure we exchanged a couple of ducth sentences with somebody here....
but err yeah, i should stop now before joshy kills me! :tape:

sowwe josh..... :bolt:

Megli
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:10 PM
aha i see, so you two ahve already spoken huh ;)


Yeah, not really often, he did post a few times in Yvonath-thread, and I talked with him in a scandinavian thread I think.

gentenaire
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:14 PM
I'm 24 and looking for James Blake.

Elske
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:16 PM
oh c'mon tine! i know you want me! :kiss: :wavey:

King Satan
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:20 PM
tine never writes back to me! :(

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:22 PM
maybe coz you're not james blake, joe ;)

Giuliano
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:23 PM
Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil purposes?

King Satan
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:23 PM
maybe coz you're not james blake, joe ;)
REALLY? :eek:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:23 PM
josh!!! *slap* wake up!! we want our dates!

Josh
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:30 PM
OK!

First couple :

*drum roll*




BIG FAT PINK ELEPHANT & MARTIAN JULIEN!

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:33 PM
*the wall between us is getting removed* ....... ta ta daaaaaaaaaaa :D :hug: julien!! *lifts him on my back* backpacking through africa, ja? :lol:

Barrie_Dude
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:36 PM
Hello hello, can I have a diet Coke please ? lol

Who will offer me it ? lol ;)May I Have A Date With You Please, Ma'am? :hearts:

Giuliano
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:36 PM
:smooch: Marri!
Let's go to Tanzania! :woohoo:

Didn't we get married once already? :o

Josh
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:39 PM
Need more proof of how good I am?

;)

Lord Chips
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:39 PM
I want a kind, caring, genuine girl.

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:39 PM
:smooch: Marri!
Let's go to Tanzania! :woohoo:

Didn't we get married once already? :o
sshhhh... that drunk vegas weekend is confidential!

tanzania it is!!

Josh, do we have to write a report or something? :D

gentenaire
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:40 PM
great, now I'll have that tune 'Blind Date' in my head all night :mad:

I can just see Marri and Julien walking hand in hand, up the stairs, taking three steps, then turning around, waving at the crowd, then turning back, up the stairs, three more steps, etc.

Josh
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:42 PM
Are you gonna carry Julien on your back all the way to Tanzania, Marri? :lol:

I also have a feeling David Slater and Tine would make a great match.





So BEGGIN BEGUINE & DAVID SLATER it is

Lord Chips
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:42 PM
Dispite a 5 year age gap?

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:43 PM
great, now I'll have that tune 'Blind Date' in my head all night :mad:

I can just see Marri and Julien walking hand in hand, up the stairs, taking three steps, then turning around, waving at the crowd, then turning back, up the stairs, three more steps, etc.
lol so cheesy, but i like it! :lol:

ooh ooh!! congrats tine and david! :bounce: a younger guy huh...? ;)

gentenaire
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:44 PM
Dispite a 5 year age gap?

oh dear, I'm being dumped already.

Josh
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:44 PM
Yes, Tine is young at heart. ;)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:45 PM
Are you gonna carry Julien on your back all the way to Tanzania, Marri? :lol:

I also have a feeling David Slater and Tine would make a great match.





So BEGGIN BEGUINE & DAVID SLATER it is
me = strong elephant! unless julien suddenly gains 100kg :o

Lord Chips
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:45 PM
Hey! I never said I was dumping you. I'm just glad you've got in touch after the last blind date I went on :sad:

Giuliano
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:47 PM
great, now I'll have that tune 'Blind Date' in my head all night :mad:

I can just see Marri and Julien walking hand in hand, up the stairs, taking three steps, then turning around, waving at the crowd, then turning back, up the stairs, three more steps, etc.
:lol:

I'll carry Marri on my back around the world. Wouldn't want her to be tired. :angel:

gentenaire
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:47 PM
don't forget: I'm hot, I'm incredibly hot!






It's still 32° in here, almost midnight. I'm so hot.

Lord Chips
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:50 PM
Same here. I never thought I'd be hoping from rain in London

Giuliano
Aug 6th, 2003, 09:56 PM
:hearts:

http://sasik.sasprg.cz/~stoupa/wallpaper/afrika/tanzanie/A_New_Beginning_Tanzania.jpg

Barrie_Dude
Aug 6th, 2003, 10:08 PM
If you can spot Marri in the picture above, win a million lire! :devil:

Nicoleke
Aug 6th, 2003, 10:14 PM
May I Have A Date With You Please, Ma'am? :hearts:
Owki :) We can eat an ice cream near the Seine, ok ? ;) lol

Mase
Aug 6th, 2003, 10:17 PM
:wavey:

Nicoleke
Aug 6th, 2003, 10:21 PM
:wavey:
:wavey: sweety :) !!!!!

Barrie_Dude
Aug 6th, 2003, 10:21 PM
Owki :) We can eat an ice cream near the Seine, ok ? ;) lolMy dear, with you, even a garbage dump in the middle of an August heat wave would be pleasent! :kiss: :hearts:

Josh
Aug 6th, 2003, 11:05 PM
We need to find a man for Seles cause as a matchmaker I'm not allowed to date my clients. :p

Barrie_Dude
Aug 6th, 2003, 11:08 PM
We need to find a man for Seles cause as a matchmaker I'm not allowed to date my clients. :pSince when have you let ethics get in your way, before? :rolleyes:

controlfreak
Aug 6th, 2003, 11:10 PM
21/m WLTM g'd'l'k'ng 16-45/f w/ no flab. GSOH, SINK, cleaning cooking & irony a must. Pls reply box 12321.

Barrie_Dude
Aug 6th, 2003, 11:18 PM
21/m WLTM g'd'l'k'ng 16-45/f w/ no flab. GSOH, SINK, cleaning cooking & irony a must. Pls reply box 12321.


Your date must be ironic? :unsure:

SJW
Aug 6th, 2003, 11:33 PM
I'm 24 and looking for James Blake.

hes in my bed

can i give him a message????

Mase
Aug 6th, 2003, 11:35 PM
Your cheating on me SJW?

Well with Blake, I aint mad at you! Carry on girl, carry on....... LOL

F-R-E-A-K
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:02 AM
lol

SJW
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:08 AM
Your cheating on me SJW?

Well with Blake, I aint mad at you! Carry on girl, carry on....... LOL

not cheating baby. just....sharing the goods. its like our deal with Cari. we can all have a lil bit of everything :drool:

Mase
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:37 AM
not cheating baby. just....sharing the goods. its like our deal with Cari. we can all have a lil bit of everything :drool:

Im good with that........you know this ;)

AjdeNate!
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:51 AM
We need to find a man for Seles cause as a matchmaker I'm not allowed to date my clients. :p
I won't tell anyone....shhh, it's our little secret Jurgen.

Richie77
Aug 7th, 2003, 04:34 AM
Hmmmm....

Looking for a man. Preferences are: Late 20's, really tall, lives in Illinois, and likes to make websites about Croatian tennis players... :D

Or, anyone between the ages of 24-32 who plays pro baseball. Weight unimportant. ;)

AjdeNate!
Aug 7th, 2003, 04:46 AM
lol @ Richie! :wavey:

Richie77
Aug 7th, 2003, 05:03 AM
hee hee...I'm not subtle, am I? ;)

Seles :kiss:

per4ever
Aug 7th, 2003, 07:34 AM
looking for a sweet sportive girl with beautiful eyes, I prefer a bit older then me :angel: (I'm 23)

Do your best joshy :cool:

M2k
Aug 7th, 2003, 07:53 AM
LMAO! what an odd thread... --> :lol: hmm Let's see how good of a matchmaker Josh is :devil:


23 yr old Latino boy in California looking for a nice guy *ages 23-25 *

WAN'T TO GET TO KNOW ME? just contact Josh :cool:






--> :lol:

Brαm
Aug 7th, 2003, 11:40 AM
Looking for someone who's like this:
1.83m, 58kg, bright blue eyes, long dark eye lashes, lives in West-Flanders :D

gentenaire
Aug 7th, 2003, 11:43 AM
you want someone as skinny as that Bram :eek:

and K, Dani isn't older than you.

Brαm
Aug 7th, 2003, 11:46 AM
Watch out Tine; my 'skinny' lover posts on this board ;)

karma
Aug 7th, 2003, 11:47 AM
someone around 20, living in flanders and with some brains in his head can always contact Josh (and he me the, off course)
;-)

really cool thread though

The Crow
Aug 7th, 2003, 11:52 AM
Crow looks for another crow.

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 7th, 2003, 11:55 AM
Crow looks for another crow.
you can basically settle with any crow, huh? :p

F-R-E-A-K
Aug 7th, 2003, 11:57 AM
lol

The Crow
Aug 7th, 2003, 11:57 AM
Yep, we're not picky.

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:04 PM
what would you and miss crow do on your first date? :D

gentenaire
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:05 PM
what would you and miss crow do on your first date? :D

Crow together, of course.

Crow, crow, crow, your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily, crow, life is but a dream...

Say, is Cheryl Crow single at the moment?

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:07 PM
Crow together, of course.

Crow, crow, crow, your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily, crow, life is but a dream...

Say, is Cheryl Crow single at the moment?
rofl! :lol:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:08 PM
btw it's Sheryl Crow ;)

Josh
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:12 PM
Okay, I think we have another match!

RICHIE77 & SELES! :bounce:

Josh
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:13 PM
Oh and Marri, shouldn't you be enjoying all of Julien instead of posting in this thread? :devil: ;)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:14 PM
Oh and Marri, shouldn't you be enjoying all of Julien instead of posting in this thread? :devil: ;)
i think he's cheating on my with a younger woman :sad:

Josh
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:16 PM
OMG....a less fat elephant? :sad:

Brαm
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:16 PM
Jürgen, who's my perfect match? :angel: ;););)

Giuliano
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:17 PM
i think he's cheating on my with a younger woman :sad:
:eek: Excuse me?

Josh
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:17 PM
Jürgen, who's my perfect match? :angel: ;););)

You're already taken so get your butt out of here! :smash: :p

The Crow
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:18 PM
Is Sheryl Crow posting on this board then?

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:20 PM
OMG....a less fat elephant? :sad:
yeah... he went to my elephant aerobics class with me, and fell in love with the instructor :sad:

Giuliano
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:21 PM
yeah... he went to my elephant aerobics class with me, and fell in love with the instructor :sad:
Pff, yesterday I said that I wanted to meet your parents and you said it wasn't possible. :sad:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:24 PM
Pff, yesterday I said that I wanted to meet your parents and you said it wasn't possible. :sad:
how can i bring home a so called bf who checks out my elephant aerobics instructor... :sad:

Brαm
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:28 PM
You're already taken so get your butt out of here! :smash: :p
Ok, ok, sorry to waste your precious time, Jürgen! :p ;)

Giuliano
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:29 PM
I so did not check anyone out... You know I'm not this kind of person :sad:. When I :hearts: someone, no one else counts anymore.

The Crow
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:29 PM
So, your parents are big fat pink elephants too?

Princess Fiona
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:30 PM
25 year old female seeks wonderful man... In fact, I seek a perfect man!! No faults allowed here!! :lol: :devil: Anyone? ;) (Okay, I don't ask for muuuuch... *cough* ;) )

Josh
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:36 PM
:woohoo:

I just found another perfect match! Stop fighting Marri and Julien and start kissing and making up dammit...I have a reputation to uphold you know! :mad:

PRINCESS FIONA & PER4EVER :bounce:

The Crow
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:37 PM
PER4EVER=perfect man? OMG Josh you're such a bad matchmaker :p

Josh
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:40 PM
Do I smell jealousy? :p

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:43 PM
So, your parents are big fat pink elephants too?
i'm actually adopted! my parents are dull ppl alled the homo sapiens... *sigh*

*sits on julien* :kiss:

Josh
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:44 PM
MARRI!

Kinky sex does not belong in this thread! :smash:

The Crow
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:46 PM
Do I smell jealousy? :p

:sad: I want to be perfect too :sad:

Kanji
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:46 PM
*sits on julien* :kiss:
:haha:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:46 PM
:eek: what kinky sex :o

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:47 PM
:sad: I want to be perfect too :sad:
awww :hug: but you have to understand that you're a crow.... :sad:

Josh
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:47 PM
You sitting on Julien. :o

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 7th, 2003, 12:49 PM
you are so diRRty, josh! :devil:

The Crow
Aug 7th, 2003, 01:00 PM
Hm yeah, I think Julien would prefer to be on top

karma
Aug 7th, 2003, 02:02 PM
ohoh, this discussion is really getting of track. You guys all have your mind in the gutter. But hey, I don't mind, just cruise right along ;-)

The Crow
Aug 7th, 2003, 02:04 PM
Yeah it is getting of track. Josh, you've found me a cute little crow yet?

per4ever
Aug 7th, 2003, 02:45 PM
me and Fiona? :bounce: nice nice :cool:

asking for a belgian girl would be too much I guess? :o

Dahveed
Aug 7th, 2003, 03:07 PM
Josh you can be really bored sometimes to make those stupid threads, you really need to find YOURSELF a bf :p

Nicoleke
Aug 7th, 2003, 03:10 PM
That thread is really too funny :lol: :) !!!!!

gentenaire
Aug 7th, 2003, 03:13 PM
since this is a café, can I have a beer?

Nicoleke
Aug 7th, 2003, 03:14 PM
since this is a café, can I have a beer?
I had difficulties to have a diet Coke lol !!!!!

per4ever
Aug 7th, 2003, 03:31 PM
Josh you can be really bored sometimes to make those stupid threads, you really need to find YOURSELF a bf :p
and seems like Dahveed is candidate #1 ;)

Jordan.
Aug 7th, 2003, 03:38 PM
OMG.. :o :o :o

:haha:

Barrie_Dude
Aug 7th, 2003, 11:25 PM
Pff, yesterday I said that I wanted to meet your parents and you said it wasn't possible. :sad:Helklo, I am Marri's Father! Her mother Lisa is not here at the moment. Can I Help You?

Dava
Aug 7th, 2003, 11:25 PM
Wtf!!!!

Barrie_Dude
Aug 7th, 2003, 11:26 PM
25 year old female seeks wonderful man... In fact, I seek a perfect man!! No faults allowed here!! :lol: :devil: Anyone? ;) (Okay, I don't ask for muuuuch... *cough* ;) ) :eek: Fiona! :eek: You are married to my grandson Aaron! :eek:

Barrie_Dude
Aug 7th, 2003, 11:28 PM
:woohoo:

I just found another perfect match! Stop fighting Marri and Julien and start kissing and making up dammit...I have a reputation to uphold you know! :mad:

PRINCESS FIONA & PER4EVER :bounce:Pfffffff.......Per4ever is Fionas Father In Law! :eek: :rolleyes:

Barrie_Dude
Aug 7th, 2003, 11:52 PM
Marri And Her Cousins As Children:

http://www.cargolux.lu/cargolines/Cargolines_2001-4/stories/ele2.jpg

Bacardi
Aug 8th, 2003, 12:18 AM
Dating cafe, eh??????? ;)

Damnit I got back together with my ex gf at the wrong time again :banghead:

karma
Aug 8th, 2003, 08:11 AM
okay josh, I'm waiting here!!! where is my date? And could I get an iced coke to go with it?
thx, honey

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 8th, 2003, 10:16 AM
Marri And Her Cousins As Children:

http://www.cargolux.lu/cargolines/Cargolines_2001-4/stories/ele2.jpg
aww *thinks back* *sheds a tear* those were the days :D

Princess Fiona
Aug 8th, 2003, 11:18 AM
me and Fiona? :bounce: nice nice :cool:

asking for a belgian girl would be too much I guess? :o

:) And thank you Mister Josh!! :) But K would like a Belgian girl... Iiiii understand... :) But again, I thank you for your hard work Mister Josh!! :D :)

Mister Dude, what do you mean? I am married to Aaron? :scratch: Okay, maybe the heat is not helping me 'think' here... ;)

*enjoying Diet Coke* *glug* :D

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:18 PM
F-F-F-F-IONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! :hearts: hey girlfriend! *stretch* ;) how you doing, haven't talked to you for a while!

aww, K and Fiona :bounce: i knew it! ;)

Josh
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:23 PM
Hmm okay, seems like I have to do some adjustments....

PRINCESS FIONA & THE CROW :bounce:

KARMA & PER4EVER :bounce:


There's too many elephants in this thread! :o

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:30 PM
erm excuse me? are you saying that it's getting crowded in here?? :sad:

Josh
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:31 PM
Yes dear...you might consider losing some weight....


*Runs*
:bolt:

Josh
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:32 PM
Have you found me a nymphomaniac yet Josh?? ;) :p

Patience, patience....I'll find her!

Marri can't be the only one out there...;)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:43 PM
Yes dear...you might consider losing some weight....


*Runs*
:bolt:
:eek: omg omg *is so hurt*

pffff, why do you think i do the elephant aerobics huh?? it cost so much coz we need erm a special area so we can stomp and jumps without causing the whole city to shake :o

and :eek: @ that nymph comment! *slap* :p

Rothes
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:45 PM
oh oh let me participate :p

Im a very naughty little girl...Im searching for a bit of discipline from a strapping young boy who can teach me the wonders of the world with his hands. I have blonde curly hair and stricking green eyes, I wear a cross over my neck, so don't be to naughty for I might have sinned :angel: So anyone for takers? you know you want me so badily...oh I bet your moaning right now in pure agony wishing you had me right in your bed....ohhh you know me so well...

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:46 PM
oh oh let me participate :p

Im a very naughty little girl...Im searching for a bit of discipline from a strapping young boy who can teach me the wonders of the world with his hands. I have blonde curly hair and stricking green eyes, I wear a cross over my neck, so don't be to naughty for I might have sinned :angel: So anyone for takers? you know you want me so badily...oh I bet your moaning right now in pure agony wishing you had me right in your bed....ohhh you know me so well...
erm :eek:

restrain yourself, "little girl" :p

The Crow
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:47 PM
Fiona :hearts:

+ Josh thinks I'm perfect :hug:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:48 PM
how many hours will it take you to fly over to wales, birdy? :D

Rothes
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:49 PM
erm :eek:

restrain yourself, "little girl" :p

ohh..thats the thing once the guys get a glimpse of moi, they will have to restrain something else (if you know what I mean) we wouldnt want to crack a fat now would we :o

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:50 PM
ohh..thats the thing once the guys get a glimpse of moi, they will have to restrain something else (if you know what I mean) we wouldnt want to crack a fat now would we :o
*covers my innocent eyes* hush josh!

The Crow
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:51 PM
how many hours will it take you to fly over to wales, birdy? :D

I'll mail myself ;)

Rothes
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:53 PM
Now ot be kinda serious.....

Umm yes, What I said in the last posts, Blondish Curly Hair, Green Eyes, looking for some internet Adolescent/Adult 18-25 to be my knight in shining armour :o

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:53 PM
I'll mail myself ;)
are you saying that snailmail would actually use less time than your strong manly wings? :scratch:

Josh
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:55 PM
are you saying that snailmail would actually use less time than your strong manly wings? :scratch:

He's not getting any younger you know. :p

Josh
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:56 PM
And there's another perfect match! :woohoo:

ROTHES & JONATHAN_CRANE

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:56 PM
:lol:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:57 PM
the :lol: was meant for josh' comment about birdy! lol

wowm you're fast, jürg! ;)

Rothes
Aug 8th, 2003, 01:59 PM
And there's another perfect match! :woohoo:

ROTHES & JONATHAN_CRANE

How am I a nymphomaniac, jeeez isn't there any other bloody blokes out there to pick from......btw I saw your pic JC, yummy :drool: Ya gonna be dating a Swiss Christian Chick, hope thats ok with you ;)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 8th, 2003, 02:02 PM
you know, Jonathan is great in German, so the two of you could write in german ;) :p but erm you can understand his german, but he will proabbly not understand much of what you say :o

skanky~skanketta
Aug 8th, 2003, 02:06 PM
perfect chic looking for perfect man. well, not not too perfect. one or two flaws are allowed. but please, no body odor or bad breath please.

hairy dudes are welcome.(fetish).

Rothes
Aug 8th, 2003, 02:09 PM
perfect chic looking for perfect man. well, not not too perfect. one or two flaws are allowed. but please, no body odor or bad breath please.

hairy dudes are welcome.(fetish).

you know If I wasn't a Christian I would change to a Transvesteit this instant :p

Vaiiii Pink Elephant
HHOOOPPPP DEUTSCH & SSSCCCHHHWWWIIIZZZZ
(Also it's Swiss-German, different variations, still could understand him easily peasily, but may not understand me very well)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 8th, 2003, 02:16 PM
you know If I wasn't a Christian I would change to a Transvesteit this instant :p

Vaiiii Pink Elephant
HHOOOPPPP DEUTSCH & SSSCCCHHHWWWIIIZZZZ
(Also it's Swiss-German, different variations, still could understand him easily peasily, but may not understand me very well)
lol yes, i just said that! :p my bestfriend is halfswiss so i'm aware of the diff between german and swissgerman ;)
ooh btw... do you know a card game called Jazz or something? it's swiss i think..... we were in schweiz last year - loved the place, and we will be there this winter (2004) to go snowboarding :cool:

Rothes
Aug 8th, 2003, 02:21 PM
What part of Schweiz are you going to go snowboarding?

Jazz....hmmm I have, but only when Its been popped up in conversation. I know they play the game in some selected casinos, it's very well known particulary in the German regions, not so much where I live though. I thought it was German anyway?

Oh well, have fun Snowboarding, Go to St Moritz or find one of the resorts in the Bernese Oberland, or go to Grindenswald :p

Rothes
Aug 8th, 2003, 02:22 PM
So are we a "match" or not?? :p

Well as long as you can cook bubble and squeak (yummy) then I geuss your good enough to be my match :p ;) :D Just do what I say and youll be fine :p

Rothes
Aug 8th, 2003, 02:29 PM
oh youll see......when the time comes lol, nah j/k Ill be a good little girl :angel: can we have sex? *phew* this online dating is hard :p

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 8th, 2003, 02:29 PM
What part of Schweiz are you going to go snowboarding?

Jazz....hmmm I have, but only when Its been popped up in conversation. I know they play the game in some selected casinos, it's very well known particulary in the German regions, not so much where I live though. I thought it was German anyway?

Oh well, have fun Snowboarding, Go to St Moritz or find one of the resorts in the Bernese Oberland, or go to Grindenswald :p
hm, we were in lil Reiden, then baden and luzern! so beautilful. ah dunno where we will go snowboarding... my bestfriend will move to St. Gallen (sp) in jan, so i guess whereever she wants to go! :devil:

Rothes
Aug 8th, 2003, 02:32 PM
well busy girl....Have Fun :worship: :D Im not partculary into Skiing much, I like Ice Skating, Nancy Kerrigan and Ice Hockey, Curling, there really the only Snow/Winter Sports I like. I like skiing (when ever I get the chance :rolleyes: ) Be safe, and have fun, you hear about the britih tourists that were killed, fell in cravices. (sp)

Rothes
Aug 8th, 2003, 02:40 PM
Anyway Im of, Im going to go out with a fan onto the porch and bathe in the sun, though its coming a bit cloudy, :( Doesnt look like rain clouds either, so hopefully I can catch a few Cosmics and a few Z z Z z.

By Jonathan Hunny Bunny :drool: :drool: :drool: :hearts: :kiss: :kiss: Until nextime my dearest.

and bye to Elephant :)
Vieun Agruiasic (Romansch)

vs1
Aug 8th, 2003, 07:06 PM
Josh, I hope that you match me up with you because I like being dominated. :p

I'm an innocent college student who just wants to help people in this world. I like interesting poetry and dislike fusion jazz with saxophone music. I like long tennis hitting sessions and romantic dinners. I can give nice firm massages and love to spoon. I think that the inside of a person is more important than the outside. And I'm versatile. :p :p

Is this enticing enough for you, Joshy?! :kiss: :hearts: :kiss: :kiss:

Princess Fiona
Aug 8th, 2003, 07:13 PM
M-M-M-Marri!! :wavey: :worship: How are you doing my Girlfriend? :D I know, long time no speak... :sad: I am good thanks!! But hot... Too hot to stretch? Naaaah... Anything for you Girlfriend!! *streeeeeetch* :cool: :D ;)

Joris - yessssssss!! :bounce: (People of the board, you can call me 'Crowna'!! ;) :D )

Josh - a :bowdown: for you I think!! :)

gentenaire
Aug 8th, 2003, 07:19 PM
Josh, I hope that you match me up with you because I like being dominated. :p

I'm an innocent college student who just wants to help people in this world. I like interesting poetry and dislike fusion jazz with saxophone music. I like long tennis hitting sessions and romantic dinners. I can give nice firm massages and love to spoon. I think that the inside of a person is more important than the outside. And I'm versatile. :p :p

Is this enticing enough for you, Joshy?! :kiss: :hearts: :kiss: :kiss:

If you're a straight male, you're the one I've been looking for! :hearts:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 8th, 2003, 10:57 PM
Anyway Im of, Im going to go out with a fan onto the porch and bathe in the sun, though its coming a bit cloudy, :( Doesnt look like rain clouds either, so hopefully I can catch a few Cosmics and a few Z z Z z.

By Jonathan Hunny Bunny :drool: :drool: :drool: :hearts: :kiss: :kiss: Until nextime my dearest.

and bye to Elephant :)
Vieun Agruiasic (Romansch)
:wavey: HI, um bye... lol i wasn't around when you left :sad:

lol Tine... i thought you already had a date ;)

CC
Aug 9th, 2003, 04:07 AM
This is not a very interesting Cafe at all. It should be "Come in and Flirt with Your Friends Cafe." The choices in here leave a lot to be desired.

Lord Chips
Aug 9th, 2003, 07:04 AM
lol Tine... i thought you already had a date ;)
Yeh :sad:

controlfreak
Aug 9th, 2003, 01:05 PM
Why haven't you matched me with my dream woman yet? I've been here for days and my coffee has gone cold.

per4ever
Aug 9th, 2003, 01:31 PM
oh Karma :D I have to admit that I know close to nothing about you :o

*invites Karma for a K's Choice concert*

Rothes
Aug 9th, 2003, 01:57 PM
Why haven't you matched me with my dream woman yet? I've been here for days and my coffee has gone cold.

If you firstly take that mask of then you might get some people looking at you for more then 3 seconds :p

vs1
Aug 9th, 2003, 05:09 PM
If you're a straight male, you're the one I've been looking for! :hearts:

Tine, I don't think we're going to have a love connection :( but maybe we can go shopping together and go for mojitos afterwards! :p :kiss:

gentenaire
Aug 9th, 2003, 05:24 PM
I love Mojitos!! How did you know? :sad:

vs1
Aug 9th, 2003, 05:28 PM
I love Mojitos!! How did you know? :sad:

Because I'm a girlfriend! ;) :p

nasty nick#2
Aug 9th, 2003, 06:53 PM
nasty nick is 19, blond swedish guy ;)

oh oops, i forgot - this is joshy's thing..... :o

*runs*

I see some people here are trying to help me getting a date ;)

I'm actually 20 btw, had a bd in May :p

nasty nick#2
Aug 9th, 2003, 06:55 PM
Does Nick like Dutch girls? ( I hardly chat with Nick, I dn't know what he likes)

Don't be modest we chatted a few times actually, but ofcourse i was the one asking the questions as usual :p

since when did swedish guys become so popular? ;)

Megli
Aug 9th, 2003, 10:27 PM
Don't be modest we chatted a few times actually, but ofcourse i was the one asking the questions as usual :p

since when did swedish guys become so popular? ;)

Can be true that you was the one who asked the questions.

I did always love scandinavia! And offcourse the scandinavian people too...

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Aug 9th, 2003, 10:31 PM
I see some people here are trying to help me getting a date ;)

I'm actually 20 btw, had a bd in May :p
lol yeah... :angel: just trying to be a good neighbour you know :cool:
and oh yeah.. i knew it was something... you're 20 :D

karma
Aug 10th, 2003, 07:42 PM
oh Karma :D I have to admit that I know close to nothing about you :o

*invites Karma for a K's Choice concert*
hi per4ever :D honestly, I don't know anything about you either :o But we can fiks that, right? ;)

The invitation to the K's concert is happily accepted :hearts:
btw, I'm going to marktrock Thursday to see them, anyone on the board going too?

Josh
Aug 10th, 2003, 11:22 PM
vs1fan, sorry, I have to stick to my principles : the matchmaker does not date his clients. ;)

Couple of the day :

CC & CONTROLFREAK! :bounce:

Bacardi
Aug 10th, 2003, 11:45 PM
Matchmaker..... who would you pair me up with on the board? :p :wavey:

Carolina Girl
Aug 11th, 2003, 01:29 AM
yesh matchmaker, do tell, who whould you propose to pair me with?

CC
Aug 11th, 2003, 01:32 AM
vs1fan, sorry, I have to stick to my principles : the matchmaker does not date his clients. ;)

Couple of the day :

CC & CONTROLFREAK! :bounce:

Is he a hottie?

per4ever
Aug 11th, 2003, 07:23 AM
hi per4ever :D honestly, I don't know anything about you either :o But we can fiks that, right? ;)

The invitation to the K's concert is happily accepted :hearts:
btw, I'm going to marktrock Thursday to see them, anyone on the board going too?
of course we can fix that ;)

I was planning to go to Marktrock, but I have too much work finishing my thesis *sigh*

Have fun at marktrock and enjoy K's Choice :bounce: