View Full Version : The Hair Police!!

Jan 30th, 2002, 07:11 AM
Monica Seles looks great since she has lightened her hair?
Is this the real reason behind her improved play.
Should Martina Hingis finally get bangs, you tell me.

Jan 30th, 2002, 07:14 AM
My fav 2 hairdos for 2002 are Anna Kournikova(always looks excellent) and Serena Williams. The blonde looks great on her with the FloJo do. Daniela Hantuchova, you are under arrest!! Get rid of that hat if you are going to wear a black cocktail dress to play in!!

Jan 30th, 2002, 07:30 AM
I'm just glad that Venus and Serena got rid of those beads! LOL@ Martina having bangs! Didn't she have bangs at 96 Australian? Anyways not surprised about Monica's hair. She's the "Madonna" of tennis! :)

Jan 30th, 2002, 07:34 AM
I thought Martina's and Monica's hair was nice when it was short. Seles in 1990(?) at the French Open as a short blonde and Hingis in Sydney in 1998(?) with the short black hair and contacts to match.

Jan 30th, 2002, 08:22 AM
Daniela Hantuchova, you are under arrest!! Get rid of that hat if you are going to wear a black cocktail dress to play in!!

i was taking a drink when I read that and spit all over my keyboard. thanks anton!:fiery:

that is just too funny:p

Jan 30th, 2002, 09:01 AM
mwahahaha was it some kind of cocktail u had there. Annas looks good n e day. Hingis allways plain. I like davenports, and emilie loits

Bright Red
Jan 30th, 2002, 09:27 AM
Hingis would look better with bangs. She's worn the pull back look for a long time already. She should really consider wearing her hair longer while she's young. When she gets older, she'll have to cut it.

Jan 30th, 2002, 10:40 AM
I love Monica's hair lighter also. Martina definitely needs bangs, that pulled back look is too severe for her.

Jan 30th, 2002, 01:55 PM
the best i thought martina looked was in GQ's cover....short hair on her looks better....

Jan 30th, 2002, 02:33 PM
This is ATP, but James Blake might want to rethink his hair. Might want to fit in more with a more conservative do for corporate America. He's not under arrest, just issued a warning.

Jan 30th, 2002, 02:54 PM
Venus' hair looks nice here. The no bead and longer was a wise makeover as was the "be gracious after a match."

Jan 30th, 2002, 04:46 PM
Hey, that pic is from a Belgian magazine!
(right corner)
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Jan 30th, 2002, 05:49 PM
I agree marshmellow, Martina looked better with short hair.

Jan 30th, 2002, 06:21 PM
I like Martina's long hair, but I think it would look better if she wouldn't pull it back.

Williams Rulez
Jan 30th, 2002, 06:24 PM
Melanie Molitor ought to be arrested for that hair!! :eek:

Patty too! ;)

These Swiss have such terrible hair, Martina seems to be the only one with nice hair.

Jan 30th, 2002, 06:30 PM
Hey! Is that Anna Aguilera? :p

Jan 30th, 2002, 07:33 PM
I liked Lina's until she colored it. I just can't fall in love with the color :(

Jan 30th, 2002, 07:41 PM
Well, I am going to try to leave parents out of it, but Melanie's hair somebody told me looks like a bad afro. I'm going to issue Mealnie Molitor a warning for now.

Jan 30th, 2002, 08:04 PM
Venus has always got it goin' on. Looks great in everything she wears. Looks great with any hair-style, except the beads. Serena needs to pay more attention at fashion school or something because that blonde hair has got to go!

Is it me or is Anna starting to look like Donatella Versace in Beige's pic!? The eurotrash tanned skin and the too-too light blonde hair. Use more sunscreen Anna, or stop wearing bronzer!

Jan 30th, 2002, 08:11 PM
That's a bad pic of Anna. (I didn't think it was possible.) She looks great without makeup. Something is going on with the camera angle and the lighting in that pic I think.

Jan 30th, 2002, 08:28 PM
In the latest addition of Tennis Week, Ann's hair looks like it is tinted green, it must have been very bad lighting.

Jan 30th, 2002, 08:37 PM
Rita Grande is also somebody who has cool hair.

Jan 30th, 2002, 08:47 PM
That's hilarious and so true!

Jan 30th, 2002, 09:19 PM
Anna doesn't look too great in Beige's pic... but go to the Pan Pacific Open forum and find the picture of her at the players' press conference, she looks absolutely gorgeous.

I don't think Serena's blonde hair is bad in itself. But she really has to stop wearing bad, too-bright clothes which clash nastily with it.

Jan 30th, 2002, 09:24 PM
Yeah, Venus has good hair do's but Serena has a serious
hair-don't. Its unbeweavable how bad her hair looks. The blond hair is a major eyesore.

I also like Jen's hair-I like it longer and highlighted. And I have always liked the way she tucks it under her hat in a hurry.

I think Anna should cut her hair, do something different. It seems to be Anna is going to keep that long blond hair forever.

Hingis looked cute with short hair, too. Kim Clijsters has a mop on her head. She has very frizzy hair, but it looks cute when it is all up. I saw this one pic of her off court and she had some major hair!

Jan 30th, 2002, 09:29 PM
I think Amelia Mauresmo has absolutely gorgeous hair! So does Jelena Dokic.

Jan 30th, 2002, 09:31 PM
justine has some bad hair imo.

she needs to quit the bleach and cut it shorter. her face is too angular for that long stringy look. her hair is just too butchie looking. all she needs is some navritilova glasses from the eighties and they could be twins.


Jan 30th, 2002, 09:34 PM
Hehe, if there was such a thing as the Hair Police, they would have dragged Conchita hand cuffed from the court a long time ago! she's a serious offender! ;) - although it's a nice hair off the court... but on court! could it look more greasy? :D ;)

I LOVE Melanie's hair!! and Patty's hair is so nice! wavy and with body, much better than those blonde thin wisps with no body many players have! I love curly hair, like Virginia Ruano's or Magi Serna's :)

Jan 30th, 2002, 09:35 PM
Veronica, your post has prompted me to enter into this most trivial of threads!

her hair is just too butchie looking. all she needs is some navritilova glasses from the eighties and they could be twins.

As a fan of Justine, that comment still had me in tears. LMAO.

Well, Anna does have great hair, as does Elena D. I really like Maggie's hair to (boy, did I ever listen to myself?).

The blond <i> really </i> suits Serena I love it.

Also, hasn't Monica's hair gotten soo much better? I think maybe Kim could ask Monica for her secret. :eek:

Jan 30th, 2002, 11:35 PM
Kim has the most beautiful hair when she straightens it!! Her curls can look good tho!!





Jan 31st, 2002, 12:03 AM
I love Kim's hair in the first pic:D but I can't see the last 2 ...

The end of last year, Jen dyed her hair darker, and looked good http://sanexwtatour.com/content/gallery/Capriati3.jpg

but the best, were the highlights at Wimby and the French


Jan 31st, 2002, 02:55 AM
I love Maggie's and Jen's color as well. Kim's hair looks great when it's straight (when it's curly she looks like boyfriend Lleyton Hewit from the back!), and why did Jelena have to cut hers? :( Also, Martina's hair should NOT be pulled back! :D

Jan 31st, 2002, 05:01 AM
Martina would look good with bangs!
I think Kims hair looks good when its straight too!

Jan 31st, 2002, 06:10 AM
Jennifer's hair looks cute in that pic.

Jan 31st, 2002, 07:08 AM
I think Kim's hair is really nice when it's straightened but it's kinda cute when it's up in a pony tail and curly... I sympathise with Kim cuz if I don't straighten my hair it's curly like hers only a bit worse and straighten it takes so long....

I like Jennifer's hair in the picture where it's kinda red looking... i don't really like the highlights. Venus' hair is really nice but Serena's combination of the blonde hair with the bright outfits she wears isn't nice... she should tone down on one of those things... and the worse hair ever seen at an WTA tournament: Martina's mother Melanie... her hair is awful!!!

Jan 31st, 2002, 07:39 AM
Personally, I have to say Martina always looks cute, and her hair is pretty good in fact. I did like it short, it looked so youthful. Maybe she is like Michelle Kwan, and will cut it, and grow it, and cut it again. (Michelle looks so much better with the long hair BTW)

Jenn's hair looks cute always in my opinion. Again, Didn't care too much for her hair when she was having troubles, but hey, who cares?

Wow, that picture of Babsi, Kim and Jelena looks great, they are all quite pretty.

Sandrine's hair is nothing to go wild over but her great personality is really what matters. Personally, I think that Karina Habudova is quite pretty

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Jan 31st, 2002, 05:02 PM

Serena blonde just doesn't work for me. Beyonce Knowles can pull it off because she doesn't go platinum. Serena in this pic (with Jamie Foxx) just looks washed out, in my opinion.

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Bright Red
Jan 31st, 2002, 09:17 PM
Serena looks great as a blonde. I like it much better than those white beads.

Jan 31st, 2002, 10:09 PM
I don't like blond hair on coloured people, nor on white people with dark eyes and eyebrowes. So, Serena's hair looks horrible to me.
I like Martina's hair off court.
Kim's hair is ok, straighten it is very bad for your hair when it's that curly.

Jan 31st, 2002, 11:00 PM
I'm beginning to think I'm the only one who doesn't know what bangs are... Can someone tell me?

brunof - Jen's hair was scary when she was younger -->


Nicer here ...

Scary again - THE FRINGE!!!! What's going on there?

Jan 31st, 2002, 11:26 PM
veryborednow: I have no idea what 'bangs' are either! :confused:

I could hazzard a couple of guesses, but they'd most likely be incorrect.

Adnil, I totally agree with you about Kim's hair: it looks great when it's straight, but that is the absolute worst thing you can do when you're hair is kinda frizzy.

Jan 31st, 2002, 11:28 PM
I really don't like Serena's hair, it does not look right at all.

I had this strange feeling when I watched the interview after she pulled out of Melbourne and that was that she was imitating Anna, the long blond hair, plaited and over one side, it was quite funny really;)

Jan 31st, 2002, 11:47 PM
Serena could look good with blonde hair if she a) straightened it and b) wore less bright clothes - blacks, greys or whites would be good. As it is, it's just too much brightness and frizziness.

Bright Red
Feb 1st, 2002, 12:21 AM
Bangs are when you cut the front portion of your hair short and comb it over your forehead. If you look at the last post on Page 1 of this thread, Jennifer is wearing bangs in the first and last photos.

Feb 1st, 2002, 02:22 AM
My take:

Martina needs bangs worse than anyone I've ever seen....the forehead is WAAAAAAY too big for that severe slick back she does.

Justine...I'm still rofl about the Navratilova twin comment....she might also change her outfit once in the next year.

Jennifer....liked the highlights at Wimbledon. Looks pretty good now. Much better than the Dorothy Hamill thing she had going way back.

Serena....lose the Scarecrow look. Straw is NOT in. Loved her hair last summer...in fact all last year before she fell in the peroxide.

Venus...don't really care for the bun (makes her look old). I liked hair during Wimbledon '00. Very classy. Glad the beads are gone off both sisters.

Anna....get over your hair. A little trim might be helpful with all that pony tail tossing she does....must be heavy.

Mary....I would say "See Anna", but Mary appears to have a nice new cut going, not that i've SEEN Mary on the court lately.

Lindsay...loved the lose wavy look when she won Wimbledon in '99. Looks good with a lot of highlights. We won't mention the ponytail with the turned up ballcap look...oops!

Monica....work with what you got. I like her hair lighter, but the bun has to go (see Venus). I've seen her practice with her hair pull back in a loose ponytail and she looks great.

Kim....what can she do? Frizz ain't easy. I like the curls though.

Feb 1st, 2002, 02:26 AM
OK, thanks for clearing that up :)

Bangs = fringes

Thank you