View Full Version : Beige, Marri-Kisha is....

Jan 29th, 2002, 12:20 AM
cheating on me with some guy from her work!!!

I'll try and remain strong but its gonna be hard.

Jan 29th, 2002, 12:26 AM
my god - u know about that.

oh shit hun, you werent ment to find out like that

i never ever (wipes away tears) ment to hurt you, you mean so much to me, you are my everything.

it was a mistake, i didnt do it on purpose - i wasnt thinking.

Jan 29th, 2002, 12:28 AM
What do u mean I wasn't meant to find out, like that makes it okay!!!! Well it doesn't!!!!

Damn right u weren't thinking, and guess what u've lost this!!

Jan 29th, 2002, 12:31 AM
no, dont say that - you dont mean it.

you are upset, not thinking straight, you need time to think.

You mean more to me than anything else in the world

'You cant just up and leave me, im a singer in a band'

Jan 29th, 2002, 12:37 AM
'Well I like Drummers baby, ur not my bagggggggg' Peace and out!!!

Jan 29th, 2002, 12:39 AM
dont do this sweetie - you need me!

Jan 29th, 2002, 12:49 AM
Gee man I think ur find that I'm kicking her cheating ass to the curb!!!

Jan 29th, 2002, 01:04 AM
And both U sluts are cheating on me:(

Thats fine, Jenny Fan is now mine:)

Jan 29th, 2002, 02:05 AM
Tim, i want you to. I need you more than the others (but dont tell the others that)

Jan 29th, 2002, 02:29 AM
lol @ Gee Man, yeah fluffy is the right word!!! Reach for the Stars, yeah S Club 7 are very big in the UK and Ireland and I have to say I'm not the biggest fan. We have some beats, what club did u go to!!!!

Tim I was only using Kisha, u know my sugar is only yours!!!!;)

Jan 29th, 2002, 02:30 AM
Tim dont want you rightous! he wants me!:p

Internet Lover
Jan 29th, 2002, 02:34 AM
I don't want Timmbo or Rightous no offense to you guys but I do want... :o:o:o:o:o:o:o (Heh-heh sorry)

Jan 29th, 2002, 02:34 AM
Kisha sweetie I have something he wants that u just don't have!!!;):eek:

Internet Lover
Jan 29th, 2002, 02:38 AM
OMG! Rightous! You're so bad! :p Leave Kisha alone you meanie. :p

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 29th, 2002, 02:40 AM
:eek: I leave you two-time kids alone for a couple of hours, and look what happens?? Hell broke loose! :p I knew it!!!!! I saw that Kay wan't the girl for ya! :p And now you're paying!;) Hail Akasha!!!! Now, bow my people! :angel:

Jan 29th, 2002, 02:40 AM
yeah leave me alone!

Not everyone wants sex!!!! lol!!!

Internet Lover
Jan 29th, 2002, 02:43 AM
Rightous you bully! :p

:wavey: Hey Marri

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 29th, 2002, 02:44 AM
Oh yeah Kisha? Nu-uhh! You know that you don't want to be alone! I know you! :p ;)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 29th, 2002, 02:45 AM
Hey Internet Sweetie! :kiss: shut your trap girl!

Jan 29th, 2002, 02:48 AM
lol Marri!

IL is with me!:p

lol - you no me too well! i hate being alone! i cant stand it!!!! i think i would go bad if i didnt have people around me! (no-one make comments about me already being made!)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 29th, 2002, 02:51 AM
lol! Ah girly.. there is SO much you don't know... (isn't that right IL?:kiss: ) Kisha is a *cough* :angel:

Jan 29th, 2002, 02:54 AM
:wavey: to everyone!!!! I was just stating the obvious, I am always going to win that battle!!!!!;)

IL u don't want me :sad: and Kisha is cheating on me, and Tim has dumped is there anyone out there!!!!lol

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 29th, 2002, 02:57 AM
*picking up Mark* Kisha! *slap* look what you've done to our Vanilla Bro! He has become Weeping Bro! :mad: ;)

Jan 29th, 2002, 03:00 AM
its not my fault that IL dont want him and Tim dumped him!

Lol - leaves the pathway clear for a certain person, hey Marri!

Jan 29th, 2002, 03:05 AM
Its wierd being blown out by 2 guys and a girl in the space of 2 hours, well at least I was in with a shout!!!!!lol

MaRule I was thinking that u and the GeeMan would make a good team!!!;)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 29th, 2002, 03:07 AM
Yeah 'Nilla Bro! me and Gee are the best! But we just don't have that passionate tension betwen us, like you and a certain poster have! ;)

Internet Lover
Jan 29th, 2002, 03:07 AM
Ha-ha Rightous :p Nanny nanny booboo :p ;)

Bye guys! See ya's tomorrow! :wavey:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 29th, 2002, 03:08 AM
Bye bye Sweets! :kiss: seal your mouth girl!

Jan 29th, 2002, 03:10 AM
bye hun!

Jan 29th, 2002, 03:18 AM
R u sure MaRule!!!!lol

Bye IL, enjoy class btw, although I know u won't!!!!!lol

Jan 29th, 2002, 03:23 AM
yeah Marri? you sure?

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 29th, 2002, 03:26 AM
Yup I'm sure! Marri has her radar on! :D

Jan 29th, 2002, 03:28 AM
Marri - does it work?

Jan 29th, 2002, 03:36 AM
lol @ Kisha, is it on, have u checked the batteries recently!!!!lol

Jan 29th, 2002, 03:38 AM
lol, dont confuse the poor girl! lol!!!!

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 29th, 2002, 03:38 AM
It's on, in perfect condition.. I re-charged the battery today! :p You guys are so in denial! tsk tsk tsk... :rolleyes: *shaking head*

Jan 29th, 2002, 04:37 AM
Righty - shall we give it another try? You need me and i need you!:)

Jan 29th, 2002, 04:42 AM
Sweetie u need me I most certainly don't need u, u had ur chance, I have had better offers!!!:)

Jan 29th, 2002, 04:43 AM

Jan 29th, 2002, 04:49 AM
U had a man, u just couldn't deal, u need a boy someone with ur maturity and mentality!!!!;)

Internet Lover
Jan 29th, 2002, 11:26 AM

Jan 29th, 2002, 08:37 PM
lol @ Gee Man, actually I do look like Heath Ledger how did u know!!!! personally I don't know about Kisha but I think my two homies are trying to bring about r downfall, rather than get us together!!!!

Here's how I see it, anyone seen Dangerous Liasions, or actually Cruel Intentions, Glen my bro' ur Ryan Phillipe, Marri ur Sarah Michelle Gellar, I'm Sean Patrick Thomas and my girl Kisha is Reese, although at the end of that Sarah double crosses Ryan, Glen man u better watch out!!!!!;)

Pete man u know my bark isn't as big as my bite!!!!:)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 29th, 2002, 08:44 PM
Na-Nah!!!!!!! :p Ooohh, Girl! did Righty just kick your AS* to DA CURB?? ;) *answering the phone* Yeah bro! What's going on? Okay, this time we've definetly won!!!!

My guys!! Gee and Marky Mark! You guys are sooo right! Gee is the beautiful, handsom, smart and RICH Sebastian, I'm the beautiful, cruel, sweet, smart and RICH Kathryn!!!! :bounce: :angel: Ooh! :cool: Yeah rigthy, You be SPT (finally, you can be a black bro now!!;) ) And Errrhh... Kay as the Virgin Annette?? Lol! We gotta change the story! :p

:cool: high five my bro! :kiss:

Jan 29th, 2002, 09:21 PM
lol @ MaRule u r too funny!!!

Actually I just met the characters, obviously gee and u display none of the qualities Ryan and Sarah have and of course Kisha is definely not Annette!!!!lol

But yeah my dream of being black does come true!!!!lol;)

Jan 30th, 2002, 12:11 AM
You guys i dont want the reputation round here as a slut! lol! what are you guys saying!!

Im can be good, lol and i that was so rude - kisha is definely not Annette! lol! how do you guys no?

Jan 30th, 2002, 12:20 AM
lol! ok innocent girls keep diarys right!

Internet Lover
Jan 30th, 2002, 02:47 AM
Beige she'll be a bigger star than Reese Witherspoon one day!! :D

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 30th, 2002, 03:08 AM
*writing in our script* *get's on the celly* (what would we do without the celly Gee Man?) So... hehe.. we have arrived at the "sorry part" huh? *rubbing hands* ;) I think that Heath should be the one to say sorry... Ten things I <strike>hate</strike> love about you ;)

And then we just let nature take it's course! ;) :kiss: :cool:

Internet Lover
Jan 30th, 2002, 03:11 AM
OMG you guys are totally nuts! Kisha is too good for Rightous! :p

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 30th, 2002, 09:02 PM
Oh Yeah Gee! She accepts it! BOY, does she accept it!! ;)

Psst.. I think they want to be alone now! ;) :cool:

Jan 30th, 2002, 10:36 PM
Pete Bro' I'm in a league of my own!!!!!;)

Gee Man and MaRule have u seen Bring it On, the girl goes after the boy, although personally I like Eliza Dunsk better, agghhh she was my sis!!!!lol mmm rightous wonders if there's a chance for u to;)!!!lol

Kay girl I'm sensing the people in white coats r on their way for these two!!!

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 30th, 2002, 10:40 PM
OOhh!!! Bring it ON! :cool: The girls were sooo cool! Especially the "Ghetto girls" :cool: Yeah! ;)
The white coats guys?? :eek: Noooooo!!!! Don't take us.. :sad: :p *poiting@ Marky and Kay* They are the ones who are crazy!!!!!! it's true! And you know their record! ;)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 30th, 2002, 10:45 PM
Oohh!!! There's where I've seen the girls before! Blaque.. were they signed under Left Eye, or am I totally off track??

Jan 30th, 2002, 10:55 PM
Yeah Blaque were in Bring it On, yeah the ghetto crew were definely the bomb, but Eliza is the real bomb, they got her to play with a hose (the car-washing kind, I know u to!!!!lol;) and she got wet, what else do u need!!!!lol

the story continues, MaRule and GeeMan are washing the car and things get HOT with who, is there anyone else there....???

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 30th, 2002, 11:02 PM
It's David Chokachi! :hearts: :drool: :kiss: Good pick?? ;) Wanna share? ;) :angel:

DAMN! I wore my white T-shirt today... AWW!! How come you guys didn't tell me that we were supposed to wash cars today?? :p ;)

Ohh... speaking of car washes.. seen Wild Things? ;)

Jan 30th, 2002, 11:10 PM
Neve Campbell and Denise Richards gettin it on, but my girl Eliza still somes out on top!!!!:)

rightous wonders if they just want it to David, well in fact its Roseanne from the Roseanne Show and she's wearing a white T-shirt as well!!! ;)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 30th, 2002, 11:15 PM
:eek: Roseanne??? :eek: are you trying to kill us?? :p Aww.. Righty rather want Roseanne in white T-shirt than me... :sad: Well, *changing* Eat your heart out! *pouts* ;)

Jan 30th, 2002, 11:18 PM
Gee Man check ya later!!!!:)

Girl u know ur better than Roseanne, no-one deserves to see Roseanne in a wet T-Shirt, I think I may commit sucide!!!!!;)

Marri looking good girl, rightous runs for his camera, click, click

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 30th, 2002, 11:24 PM
Yeah bye bro! :kiss: See ya later!

Marky! ;) Hehe... so you've been peeking outside my bedroom window huh?? :eek: Have you seen my pick or something? ;)

Well man, I gotta go too! see ya later! :kiss: Take care!

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 31st, 2002, 07:55 PM
lol! good to hear that you got my back! :kiss: Thanks! :) Well, your lil sis can take off herself, but I don't mind having you by my side! Hehe... two against one is always more action.... :o :cool:

Jan 31st, 2002, 08:19 PM
By your side, marri girl I ur radar is bleeping overtime;) more action, exactly what r u talking about!!!!!:)

I was wondering if u 2 are content with being like supporting actors ur whole life, not having a story of ur own, living in the shadow of the main players, like Gee Man ur Robin to my Batman, and Marri ur Jen to Kisha's Joey, don't u want morepsssst Kisha I think this will work

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 31st, 2002, 08:22 PM
Thank GOD that I*m Jen and not Joey...!!! :p Jen is cooler, I think Kay might wanna kick your AS* for calling her Joey! ;) Kay is definetly EVE!!!! :D :p :bounce:

Jan 31st, 2002, 08:30 PM
lol but u guys its no good saying u want it all, when all people see is u playing second fiddle to someone better lookig, more talented, more witty, funnier, friendlier, spunky, groovy and funky...

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 31st, 2002, 08:40 PM
Not holding Gee Man back... you go and give him a <strike>spanking</strike> slap! ;)

LMAO Gee Man! ;) Us a lesbians.. yeah.... :rolleyes:

Jan 31st, 2002, 09:16 PM
ok there are straight people in that show right!!!!!;) Gee Man u'll have to do better than that to put ur fantasy into play.

Girl he's calling u a Lesbian, he's starting to turn on u girl!!

Jan 31st, 2002, 10:44 PM
Bro' if I'm Edina ur SO Patsy and MaRule is Saffy, Patsy is what would u say washed up and past her best!!!!!:):eek: and Saffy is well thats not beat around the bush(lol no pun intended!!!) a bit of a frigid!!!:angel:

Jan 31st, 2002, 10:54 PM
Its like trying to teach the unconverted, thats say u will never have to explore the bush area!!!!;) :bounce:

Jan 31st, 2002, 11:17 PM
lol @ Gee Man u r too funny, well I suppose u have to go to the canyon to get to the mountains!!!!!;)

Jan 31st, 2002, 11:28 PM
Gee Man I'm am like Mount Everest then have u been to the Mournes in Ireland then, they're quite small, but its not what u have its what u do with it!!!!lol;)

Jan 31st, 2002, 11:39 PM
As mount Everest testifies it takes a LONG time to reach the peak and even longer to get down!!!:eek: ;)

Jan 31st, 2002, 11:59 PM
Bro' its ain't P.O.M.E its called Inferiority Complex, we can't all climb Mount Everest, but some people have to climb their own LITTLE Mountains, so bro' don't hate...!!!:p ;)

Feb 1st, 2002, 02:41 AM
*the thunder rumbles, the lightening strikes the rain poors and bangs on the window. The door flies open and everyone stops and turns to see...*

KISHA holding a machine gun in her hand, wearing leather and fresh from having a boob job and having her hair died blond standing powerfully at the door.

SHE SHOUTS:'dont call me babe'

and fires at everyone like a crazy woman

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Feb 1st, 2002, 06:24 PM
:rolleyes: Yeah... and what are you on, wannabe Jordan?? :p
Hey BABY... :p Wow, Gee Man looks like a Swiss cheese, the wholes in Marky are pumping out Guiness... :eek: and Marri is still as beautiful as she was... ;) Kay missed me! :bounce: :angel:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Feb 1st, 2002, 11:50 PM
lol! thanks sweet bro! :kiss: Hehe.. she has obviously forgotten the bomb.... ;) When shall I set it off? :eek: :angel:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Feb 2nd, 2002, 12:07 AM
LMAO! Literally Da Bomb!!!!!! :eek: lol! ;) Nah... don't wanna lose my girl. *undetonating the bomb* :)

I love you guys! :kiss:

Feb 2nd, 2002, 10:06 PM
i have been waiting for the end since the beginning! im so glad its over! lol!

i felt like Neve in scream, never getting away from the killer!!!


Im only talking rubbish as usual!!

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Feb 3rd, 2002, 03:55 AM
Well, you guys know what they say.... When a door closes, another one always opens..... or something like that.... Or is it something only Norwegians use??? :confused:

Don't be too comfy girl... you never know what Marri's up to! ;) lol! :cool: :angel:

Feb 4th, 2002, 09:54 PM
Gee guys I leave for a couple of days and u kill me off, well hell no, I'll made this all possible and by heck am I going to give up now, ok I'll going to do a J.R

Feb 4th, 2002, 10:27 PM
Your accomplice, I thought u to were just bad copy's of great orginals (ie: me and Kay!!!!lol) but alas after the shock of nearly being murdered I escaped to Colombia and set up a wee coffee Plantation, well wait one day I see Gee Man in Bathago (my town!!!lol) what is he doing here.......

Feb 4th, 2002, 10:43 PM
Johnplease like do I look like a John dismisses Gee's obvious attempts at flirting and gives him back his photo of Marywait why does he have a photo of Mary(and why the really bad and dull names!!!lol) will we get any answers!!!;)

John wonders why Gee has followed him here, has he found out the secret that has been haunting John all these years...

Feb 4th, 2002, 10:58 PM
*The sterling is definely up*, John follows the stranger out and asks him if he wants help, the stranger replys 'Yes, I need to find a hotel', John explains to him there are none and wanting to find out more, says he can stay at his ranch, Gee Man agrees to go. John cooks dinner and gets Gee really drunk and the truth suddenly starts to come out.....can someone help cos I fear I could get sacked for lack of innovation or creativity and also I seem to suffer from Mills & Boon writing style!!!lol) :(

Feb 4th, 2002, 11:24 PM
really a man', wait no, it can't be true and she and Marri were really together all along, no it can't be trueoh wait thats RuPaul, sorry its for a different show!!!;)

She is pregnant, but who is the father, and she's in Las Vegas Stripping to get some money together to the medical bills, so why are u here Gee Manpssst can u please change soemwhere else

Dec 31st, 2002, 01:19 AM
bump bump bump bump bump @ the tune of the thong song!

oh the good old days:sad: :sad:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Dec 31st, 2002, 01:26 AM
:hearts: wow - this thread sure contains lots of... ermm.. fun! ;) :D

lol Fallen stars!!!!! :sad:

Dec 31st, 2002, 01:30 AM
seems like Marky,Beige and Myself have all fallen from grace.

Marri is still riding high though:p

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Dec 31st, 2002, 01:31 AM
lol I'm always riding high! :p

Dec 31st, 2002, 01:37 AM
So lets think;) :p

So its Hollywood...

Marri has been in many top films, winning oscars etcc, but only as supporting roles, never the lead though....

Keesh has been stuck in low budget films ever since her big film Flitter (not to be confused with Glitter) bombed. Recentley been in porn films...

Marky has been working in a local shop, he's still awaiting his big acting breakthrough

Beige has been directing and script writing

what does the future bring?!

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Dec 31st, 2002, 01:40 AM
don't forget that beside scriptwriting, Gee man has also managed to climb the MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!1 Well done bro! :kiss:

ps: nothing bad about supporting acts! Angelina jolie has an oscar for Girl, Interrupted - supporting actress!!!!!!!! ;) :D :p

Dec 31st, 2002, 01:44 AM
ps: nothing bad about supporting acts! Angelina jolie has an oscar for Girl, Interrupted - supporting actress!!!!!!!!

you didnt think that when you were Rachel to my Joey:p ;) ;)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Dec 31st, 2002, 01:47 AM
Rachel is better than joey! *pouts*

Dec 31st, 2002, 01:50 AM
or not!:p :p

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Dec 31st, 2002, 01:51 AM
*slap* :p

Dec 31st, 2002, 01:56 AM
the story continues:

Marri, wants to find a way of getting a lead role, the only way she can do that is to be in the remake of 'Bring It On'. By some miracle Keesh is cast as Isis and Marri is needed to play the part of Torrance Shipman, but she must sleep with the director first. does she do it?:p

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Dec 31st, 2002, 01:59 AM
the SUN the day after the cast is announced:

Indeed, marri had to bed the director!!!!!! but luckily the director is brad pitt :D lol I*m so tired.... my imagination will be better another time ;)

Dec 31st, 2002, 02:10 AM
Keesh and her new best friend Jennifer Aniston were less than impressed:mad: :mad:

Dec 31st, 2002, 02:12 AM
Hey guys, well actually I've been busy writing nd producing my next big album/movie hit makers, Rolling Stone says 'Its the biggest to happen in the world of Entertainment in 30 years' but as u know I'm quite modest so don't believe all the hyp, actually do cos I'm going to blow off the roof!!!!!lol

I'm also starring in a new movie, Tim is my male lead and Marri and Kisha are my bitches in my harlot, oh the fun.........

Dec 31st, 2002, 02:15 AM
hey marky!

love your show by the way! what was it, Blind Date, thats it!

This new movie do we get to have sex?:lick: :lick: :p :p

I've been busy recentley with the Weakest Link:p being paid to be a bitch is hard work:p

Dec 31st, 2002, 02:31 AM
Kisha girl how r yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, girl I miss you guys, where is Beige, I miss his wit and obvious flirtation with me, I felt the love:)

Kay enters the room, wearing a tight lingerie a little black number........

Jan 2nd, 2003, 11:37 PM
.... that Marri lent her, but it was small and didnt fit over keesh's very fat ass!

Marri pointed and laughed with her new best friend Whitney:p

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 2nd, 2003, 11:41 PM
..... but the only reason why marri is best friend with Whit is becoz of all the white *snow* :p :angel:
Kisha screams, pulls her wig off and runs out when she found out that marri was taking her snow

Jan 2nd, 2003, 11:52 PM
KISHA DOES NOT WEAR A WIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ALL NATURAL!!!!!!!!! SO SHE CANT PULL IT OFF!!!!!!!!

:mad: :p :sad:

Marri starts to show Michael Douglas some love while she is waiting for Kisha to get her composure!:p

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 3rd, 2003, 12:04 AM
.... suddenly catherine Z-J Douglas comes in, slaps marri and kisha silly for holding micheal as a hostage.
:mad: kisha! i told ya micheal isn't the one to kidnap!

Jan 3rd, 2003, 12:09 AM
Keesh steals the pan from Chris's lil sister and smacks Catherine round the face with it - repeatedly!

Noboby slaps Marri and Kisha and gets away with it!:p :p :p

suddenly Charlotte Church and Whitney enters the room...

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 3rd, 2003, 12:34 AM
.... *high five* well done keesh! ;) :cool:
Keesh runs to Whit and Charlotte, smacks them both and takes the bag of snow. then she runs off, with marri in one hand, the pan in the other!


Jan 3rd, 2003, 03:13 AM
Mariah enters with a pie of cream, apparently she was busy with Tim in the other room, she gets Kay's wig and throws the pie in her face, Marri and Whitney are on the floor.......

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 3rd, 2003, 02:46 PM
.... looking for whit's contact lenses. appearently she lost them when kisha smacked her. Marri finds pieces of a blue M&M, hands it to whit and she puts them on but.....

Jan 3rd, 2003, 03:44 PM
Mariah is putting her shirt back on when she notices little pink elephants circling Kisha's head. She tries to swat them but luckily Tim and Mark (who has an obvious crush on the wildly handsome Tim) are there to contain her. We praise her for her performance of a struggling soul and Mark hires her to play Marri and Keesh's friend, the kooky yet mysterious new girl of the group. :)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 3rd, 2003, 04:04 PM
Tim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :kiss: how are you buddy? :)

hehe, kisha and i were walking down memory lane the other day.. and found this thread.... it's so funny :D
Tim... do you remember we had a thread about a movie.... where you were playing my poolboy, Marky was my lover.... and kisha was this diva, as always.. lol that thread is gone :confused: :sad:

Jan 3rd, 2003, 04:11 PM
I do rememeber that, it was soooo funny. Beige was the "director" huh? Hehe, well we will just have to start a new movie huh.
Im doing great sweetie, how have you been. Guess what its friday:)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 3rd, 2003, 04:17 PM
i know tim :bounce: Hehehheehe.... we should try and make another one!!!

Woohooo!!! Friday!!!!1 :bounce: I'll see Two Towers in 3 hours..... yay :D :bounce: Legolas... :drool: :hearts: :angel:
Any plans for the weekend?

Have fun and take care, hun! :kiss:

Jan 3rd, 2003, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by Stinger
Tim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :kiss: how are you buddy? :)

hehe, kisha and i were walking down memory lane the other day.. and found this thread.... it's so funny :D
Tim... do you remember we had a thread about a movie.... where you were playing my poolboy, Marky was my lover.... and kisha was this diva, as always.. lol that thread is gone :confused: :sad:

i am SO not a Diva:( :mad: :mad: :p :o

and whats with this wig stuff? my hair is NATURAL:fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery:

HEY to the guys Marky and Tim!:kiss: :kiss:

ok, i'll start the thread but you guys better post:) ;) ;) ;)

Jan 6th, 2003, 05:00 AM
Hey Guys, hows she hanging (esp. u Tim;) ) I saw the Lord of the Rings on Friday as well, its so da bomb, really cool!!!!!!

So the new movie, is called Blow me in the Wind

Tim is Jason, a rich, computer wizard, a charming but very dangerous man,

Marri is becka his cunning and sly sister, a vixen whos bite is def worst than her bark

kay is the poor housemaid, used and abused, has scuffy clothes and has no money

Mark is.............

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 7th, 2003, 12:13 AM
lmao! :hearts: i love the new movie, marky!!!!! :D :kiss: especially the kisha part!!! *muahahahahaahahaaha* :p :cool:

Mark is kisha's boyfriend who works as the Mafia's mechanic! the mafia ppl bring in cars.... marky works on them, and suddenly the breaks of a victim's car wont work..... :eek: :o So even if kisha is poor, she lives like a real princess! Mark buys her new hair, nails, boobs.. brains, all the time. What luxcury!
Mark's boss is unknown, but rumours say that he's Tim's lover :drool:

one day, while kay is cleaning Tim's bedroom, she finds.....

Jan 7th, 2003, 12:30 AM
a video under his bed. After working 3 minutes, Keesh feels she earns herself an hours break! She grabs a bottle of vodka. She had been a recovering alcoholic for a week, but fell of the bandwagon. She puts in the tape and finds Marri on it singing with the Cheeky Girls on the Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)


Keesh laughs and fast forwards the tape, but accidently presses a button on the romote which brings up the hidden camera in Marri's bedroom.

Marri, who was with her boyfriend, was doing her impression of a chicken for some unknown reason. She began to then pour gravy over her head and run around the room!

Her boyfriend, Tim Henman was wondering what she was doing!

Meanwhile back at the garage, Marky was doing something with the gear stick.....
:p :p :p

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 7th, 2003, 12:49 AM
Marri get's ath weird feeling of being observed... she sees the red light on the camera, runs into Tim's room, find kisha all EXCITED and drooling. She rips the remote out of keehs' hand

Marri: - Ewwww.. did you spill some vodka on this or what?? it's all wet!

Marri is about to turn off the camera, when she sees her brother Tim entering the room. the two Tims found each other the second Tim brother walked in the room. Marri is all :eek: and :o when she sees Tim and Tim getting to know each other, while Kisha is even more exited.
She runs off, to the garage, she finds marky playing with the gear stick. grabs him (!) and sits on top of marky to gossip (!)

Kisha: - Guess what honey???


Jan 7th, 2003, 01:12 AM
Marky: - what?

Keesh: - Marri just made out with her brothers?!!!!

Marky: - really?

Keesh: - ummm..... Anyway lets Fuck!

they do!

Marri: - i feel lonely know, i want a boyfriend.

Still smelling of Gravy, Marri goes into the kitchen and decideds to turn on the oven. She is distraught that she is on her own and threats to put her head in. Strangely Spot the family pet doesnt say anything to stop her.

Just in the nick of time Keesh comes running in!

Kay - Marri, you cooking?

Marri - i want a life! i havent got one, so i need to finish it!

Kay - u dont, ur visa will buy you a new life!

What does Marri do...

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 7th, 2003, 01:37 AM
... she shuts the ovendoor and rethinks. maybe kisha is on to something!

She runs into her room, turns on her computer and logs on to the WWW. she searches for "a new life" and she finds this site: "Wanna have a life like a superstar?" She looks at the lists of lives she can buy... *scrolling scrolling* She finds this cool sounding lady called Bisha Kantra. She has it all, a gorgoeus hubby named Prad Bitt, maid called Annifer Jeniston and a mansion in Heverly Bills (lmao!!!!!!).
Kay's face colour suddenly changes. She zones out, it looks like she's thinking of something...... what can it be?? does she know this Bisha Kantra woman??

Jan 7th, 2003, 01:47 AM
Bisha Kantra is Kisha's evil twin, who has made her life a misery, she is so mean.

Kisha had hoped shed seen the last of her when she moved to Norway:p to run a famous yoga club, but it wasnt to be as Bisha had been making comments about Kisha's habits and her hair style.:p :p

Kisha soundly wakes up.

Keesh: - Marri, its you. Your Bisha...

Marri pulls off her mask.

keesh:eek: :eek: :eek: oh my god:eek:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 7th, 2003, 01:56 AM
Marri/Bisha: - my long lost sister!!!!11 *hugs and kisses* you are alive!!!!!! how the f*ck did you survive the fire?? i mean, i used 100 liters of gasoline in your room alone and you're still here??
*pulls off kisha's hair* AHA!!!!! it's fake!

Kisha: - bisha, beesh...... it's me... your lil twin sis.... please don't hurt me!

Bisha: - give me ONE reason why i should off you!

Kisha: - if you off me.... our other sisters Misha, Nisha, Tisha, Pisha, Disha, Gisha, Fisha, Risha, Wisha and Lisha (our parents had bad imagination, ok??!) will get all my money! we don't want them to be rich, like us, right? *smirks*

Bisha: *thinks* hmm.. you're right! where are they anyways??

Kisha: - oohh!! you dunno?? My boyfriend marky works for a mighty mafia boss, and he has this factory in mexico where the girls are working at! they make all kinds of errr... equipments for err..... "special" movies so the pay is good, and they get to play with what ever they want! and i get all the money, of course! *toss hair*

Bisha: - ahhh.. you are one smart girl, i've taught you well! Ok, i wont kill you.
So, can i ahve your man?


Jan 7th, 2003, 02:02 AM
Kisha: - sure you can you've already had him before!

Bisha: - what are you talking about:angel: :angel:

Kisha: - oh come on Bisha, i've seen the videos, the porn u made with him and i saw him in bed with me, but then i realised it cant be me, cause im in my car!

Bisha: - ok, so i was jealous of you!

Kisha: - cause im a alcoholic drug addict who always has sex, is pregnant by a gay man and has a fat ass?

Bisha: - exactley! You know i REID about you all the time in The Sun and i think i want your life.....

Jan 7th, 2003, 02:31 PM
Then the story takes a Dramatic turn. Tim, feeling remorse for Mariah, takes Keesh, Bisha and Marri hostage and the only way to stop him would be for Marky to.............

Jan 7th, 2003, 10:44 PM
do the Marri routine by pouring gravy over himself, and running round doing chicken impressions.

Then he must f**k Tim every which way from Sunday!!!:p :p :p

Jan 8th, 2003, 06:34 AM
LOL...what imaginations y'all have :D

Just as Marky is ready to pour on the gravy, and Tim disrobes in anticipation of receiving Marky's charms...

Mariah bursts in! Apparently the "pink elephant" episode was the result of her being conked on the head by a meteor. But, the conk also gave her the ability to read Tim's mind, since she looked in his eyes while he was trying to contain her.

MARIAH - Tim! Let these people go! You have no reason to kidnap them.

TIM - Okay. But can Mark stay? He and I were about ready to, uh...well, you know.

MARIAH - Sure, no problem!

So...Bisha, Kisha and Marri sneak off, while Tim and Marky "get down" ;) and Mariah watches...but not before she promises Kisha a videotape copy.

But now...Bisha is free to wreak havoc! :eek: What will she do next?

Jan 10th, 2003, 03:29 AM
She develops an evil plan to clone an evil Marky To kill Tim and to take his manhood!!!!!She kidnaps dolly the sheep for help and goes to the bin and gets some of Marky's, well u know;)

Meanwhile Mariah thinks that the world is one big padded room and startes to throw herself against building, Kay and Marri run off in fear but run into Tim's room, where Marky is on his hands and knees below Indy and Tim doing.......

Jan 10th, 2003, 04:49 AM
Marky is on his hands and knees doing a bear crawl around the floor looking for his contact lens. It dropped out, and he can't see how hot Richie and Tim look :)

Meanwhile, the Marky clone and Bisha find their way into the padded room! The clone knocks Marky out! :eek: However, this puts a big crimp in Bisha's plan to have Tim mistake the clone for the real Marky. :p

MARIAH - Ha ha, Bisha, you're stupid!

BISHA - Oh yeah?

MARIAH - Yeah!

BISHA - Well, if I'm so stupid, how come you're in the padded room?

Mariah gets so mad, that she sings a very loud note...and causes the Marky clone to shatter into pieces! It was made of crystal.
Bisha starts to cry. "My clone! My evil plan is ruined!"

At that point the real Marky wakes up, and he, Tim, Richie and Mariah run from the padded room.

Then, they meet.....

Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:28 PM
Man these were the days:) Guys were aer ya

Marky crys realising that Indy was really the evil genius behind it all, Tim again tries to protect his manhood but there is a new, even deadlier danger...

Apr 2nd, 2005, 06:31 PM
:lol: Marky is bumping a lot of fun old threads...
I will have to think a minute to figure out the next chapter of this story...and explain how I became the evil genius behind it all :hehehe:

Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:08 AM
Old threads are good:) I'm waiting on a response;)

Apr 3rd, 2005, 05:33 AM

It turns out that the Marky Clone had a super-smart evil computer chip in him. Richie accidentally stepped on it, and turned into the Evil Genius.

The new danger is that Mariah must get to New York City to promote her new album in the next 48 hours...otherwise, Bisha will unleash a big speaker that will play nothing but that dopey "Manu Manu" song 24 hours a day!

Will they get there in time? Will Richie figure out a way to get the Evil Genius chip out of his foot? And will Tim's manhood be safe?

Apr 3rd, 2005, 12:45 PM
But more sinister things are at work, it seems Whitney's injection needles are trying to get Mariah so high she will not be able to go to sing. Tim's trys to stop them but they............no, they get him and his manhood is now the highest (and biggest) it has ever been. Laying in pain, Indy, Marri and Marky try to fight off the clone, with Marri and Mariah escaping. They head to the airport but Bisha is ahead of them