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RYNJ
Jul 16th, 2003, 11:39 PM
Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk -Study
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LONDON (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s, helps prevent prostate cancer (news - web sites) later in life, according to new research.



Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop the disease that kills more than half a million men each year.


They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up in the gland.


"The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them," Graham Giles, of the Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne, told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.


In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men, Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an aggressive form of the disease.


The findings contradict previous studies which suggested that having a variety of partners or frequent sexual activity could increase the risk of prostate cancer by 40 percent.


But Giles said the earlier research concentrated on intercourse, whereas his study focused on masturbation. Infections caused by sexual activity could account for the different findings.


"Men have many ways of using their prostate which don't involve women or other men," he added.


SO START JACKING OFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

controlfreak
Jul 16th, 2003, 11:41 PM
Great news for me!!

King Satan
Jul 16th, 2003, 11:43 PM
wooohooo!!! :yippee:

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 16th, 2003, 11:58 PM
:haha:...now I know for sure there is no fucking way in hell I'm getting prostate cancer :haha:

King Satan
Jul 17th, 2003, 12:00 AM
:haha:...now I know for sure there is no fucking way in hell I'm getting prostate cancer :haha:
lmao! same here! *cheers* :D

RYNJ
Jul 17th, 2003, 12:08 AM
what a wonderful day this is for all prostate holders... :)

LMFAO!!! LOL DD!

vs1
Jul 17th, 2003, 12:23 AM
I think they need to inform kids taking sex education classes on the great benefits of petting thyself!

I am going to stroke my way to a healthy prostate!!!! :bounce:

JoeyWinson3.0
Jul 17th, 2003, 12:25 AM
Grab it while you can! Your mansausage that is!

I now feel proud to be called a wanker.... ;)

RYNJ
Jul 17th, 2003, 12:25 AM
lol, when I did sex eduacation in 6th grade, im in 10th grade now.... anyways I use to think jackibng off was bad....lol

JoeyWinson3.0
Jul 17th, 2003, 12:27 AM
By the way, you know you get those warning signs on fag packets that say...

"Smoking causes cancer"... why not change them to "Smoking causes cancer, Jacking off doesnt"...

Such a simple slogan would put the tobacco industry in ruins.

JoeyWinson3.0
Jul 17th, 2003, 12:29 AM
Yeah as a kid you were made to feel you were committing some horrible act in which you should be burned on a stake for...

99% of men do it, you cant deny it,

RYNJ
Jul 17th, 2003, 12:30 AM
i'd like to see advertisements on TV... I wonder what the advertisement would be, lol.

*JR*
Jul 17th, 2003, 12:41 AM
"In a related development, the purchase of Anna Kournikova calendars and videos will now be covered under many health insurance plans..."

vs1
Jul 17th, 2003, 12:48 AM
Yeah as a kid you were made to feel you were committing some horrible act in which you should be burned on a stake for...

99% of men do it, you cant deny it,

So is remaining 1% made up of liars?! :p

vs1
Jul 17th, 2003, 12:52 AM
i'd like to see advertisements on TV... I wonder what the advertisement would be, lol.

Slogan should be "A Stroke of Luck!"

and we should have an annual "National Prostate Cancer Wank-Off" -- we'll collect pledges to raise funds for prostate cancer research. $10 per load in a 24-hour period. If you manage to raise $500, you get a free "Wank-off" towel! :lol: :lol:

JoeyWinson3.0
Jul 17th, 2003, 01:07 AM
no the remaining 1% is made up of religious psychomaniacs who see that cracking the odd tommy tank off is against their religion and that they should be castrated if doing so.

And liars :)

Richie77
Jul 17th, 2003, 01:09 AM
Cool! I like the towel idea, vs1 :)

Oh, and I more than do my part when it comes to preventing myself from getting prostate cancer. :p

disposablehero
Jul 17th, 2003, 01:14 AM
What'd ya think, I was doing it for fun?

Richie77
Jul 17th, 2003, 01:19 AM
What'd ya think, I was doing it for fun?
LOL :)

alexusjonesfan
Jul 17th, 2003, 02:17 AM
What'd ya think, I was doing it for fun?

I know. The pleasure happens to be a side effect. I wonder if I can claim this for money from my medical insurance. :yippee:

mboyle
Jul 17th, 2003, 02:39 AM
Yeah as a kid you were made to feel you were committing some horrible act in which you should be burned on a stake for...

99% of men do it, you cant deny it,

I guess I am in the 1% category then:sad: . WHAAAAA I'm gonna die of prostate cancer:sad: . I better go say my prayers right now.....

mboyle
Jul 17th, 2003, 02:39 AM
no the remaining 1% is made up of religious psychomaniacs who see that cracking the odd tommy tank off is against their religion and that they should be castrated if doing so.

And liars :)

nah. Trust me, there are other reasons:sad: . Sadly enough.

mboyle
Jul 17th, 2003, 02:40 AM
oh BTW, the statistic is 90%;) .

Berlin_Calling
Jul 17th, 2003, 02:46 AM
Matt, you have never masturbated before? :eek:

Mattographer
Jul 17th, 2003, 02:51 AM
Whoo-hoo!! :bounce: :o

decemberlove
Jul 17th, 2003, 04:55 AM
yet another reason porn should be free :)

RYNJ
Jul 17th, 2003, 04:56 AM
all these wankstas!!! WAHOO! release the sperm!

F-R-E-A-K
Jul 17th, 2003, 04:59 AM
lol go me!

disposablehero
Jul 17th, 2003, 05:26 AM
Incidentally, an additional point to this:

Does this mean Ronald Reagan didn't jerk off enough?

Grafan
Jul 17th, 2003, 05:30 AM
those are wonderful news :) lol. i thought it worked the opossite :rolleyes: ;)

King Satan
Jul 17th, 2003, 07:13 AM
yet another reason porn should be free :)
Yay!! free porn!! :yippee:

controlfreak
Jul 17th, 2003, 11:45 AM
I guess blindness is a small price to pay for immunity against cancer....

vs1
Jul 17th, 2003, 04:33 PM
Incidentally, an additional point to this:

Does this mean Ronald Reagan didn't jerk off enough?

He was too busy jerking off the rest of the country. :lol:

Kirt12255
Jul 18th, 2003, 03:46 AM
I think they need to inform kids taking sex education classes on the great benefits of petting thyself!

I am going to stroke my way to a healthy prostate!!!! :bounce:

LMAO!!!!! :wavey: My prostate is improving by the day LOL...I might have to move onto a "Save my Prostate" state of mind. :eek: I always knew there was something healthy about cleaning the pipes LOL :eek: :wavey:

joaco
Jul 18th, 2003, 04:05 AM
NOW I'm not concerned anymore ;)

Did it say 5 in a day? :eek: Well, I guess i will have to start breaking some records in order to stay healthy.

vs1
Jul 18th, 2003, 05:04 AM
NOW I'm not concerned anymore ;)

Did it say 5 in a day? :eek: Well, I guess i will have to start breaking some records in order to stay healthy.

The things we must do for health. Joaco...step it up like a MAN and do five strokes a day! It'll pay off at the end! :p

joaco
Jul 18th, 2003, 05:08 AM
I must do so! if not, who knows what could happen

RYNJ
Jul 18th, 2003, 05:11 AM
they should have like a National jack Off day

BigB08822
Jul 18th, 2003, 11:15 PM
Now an excuse!

I'll be right back, I've got to go prevent some cancer...

King Satan
Jul 18th, 2003, 11:17 PM
Now an excuse!

I'll be right back, I've got to go prevent some cancer...
lol i tell that to my bro, and can't stop cracking up lol. this news rules! :worship:

*JR*
Jul 19th, 2003, 12:47 PM
they should have like a National jack Off day
I think they have a worldwide one on this board anytime there's a big match (like a Williams vs. a Belgian in a Slam)! :p

skanky~skanketta
Jul 19th, 2003, 03:06 PM
ROTF!i cant stop laughing!

R&J
Jul 19th, 2003, 07:08 PM
I think they need to inform kids taking sex education classes on the great benefits of petting thyself!

I am going to stroke my way to a healthy prostate!!!! :bounce:
:) lol!!!

RYNJ
Jul 19th, 2003, 07:13 PM
It should be mandatory at school! They should have a break to do some masturbation... imagine the teacher saying "does anyone still need to jack off, if you do please jack off right now before we start our test!!" lol

Mattographer
Jul 26th, 2003, 06:20 AM
they should have like a National jack Off day
LOL!! :haha:

jrm
Jul 26th, 2003, 07:10 PM
They Will Use Any Excuse Possible To Jerk Off 24-7

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 26th, 2003, 07:33 PM
They Will Use Any Excuse Possible To Jerk Off 24-7
good news people...I am still cancer free :) ;). Of course I wasn't feeling too well yesterday, so i thought maybe it was an onset of cancer. Then i remembered the saying "prevention is better than cure".

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 26th, 2003, 08:06 PM
you're one of the smart ones, dick! ;)
:lol:...thank you...thank you very much :kiss:

Richie77
Jul 26th, 2003, 08:43 PM
Riley! :wavey: Glad to see you back :kiss:

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 26th, 2003, 09:44 PM
Riley! :wavey: Glad to see you back :kiss:
Hey baby :kiss: :hearts:...how you doin'? :wavey:

Richie77
Jul 27th, 2003, 06:41 PM
I'm fine! Hope you're doing better :hug:

Bacardi
Jul 27th, 2003, 11:39 PM
Well we know guys' excuses for jacking off now.... What's mine for jilling off....I don't have a prostate.... :haha:

Bacardi
Jul 27th, 2003, 11:40 PM
Riley and Richie are back :D
I haven't seen you guys in the Champagne room lately.... BTW, Lucy and I might have your private room some nites... we've been keeping it busy while you two were away ;) :devil:

Richie77
Jul 28th, 2003, 12:28 AM
Bacardi :wavey: I have been super busy lately

And I'm sure you two have kept the Champagne Room verrrrrry entertained :D

Bacardi
Jul 28th, 2003, 05:22 AM
Richie :wavey: Glad to see you and Riley back in the room... Just hope you two don't have anymore lover's fights. ;)

Yeah, Lucy and I have been the most frequent visitors to the Champagne room lately. :D

SM
Jul 28th, 2003, 02:05 PM
i told my friends about this the other day cos i heard it ont he radio and they were a bit incredulous about it , but i guess it makes sense. The consencus between all of us was that 5 is heaps!!!!!! :o

tennisjam
Jul 30th, 2003, 12:25 PM
cool :cool: