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Jul 14th, 2003, 08:12 AM
Great name for a band, but infact this has happened.


Drugged man eats willy

A MAN sliced off his willy, fried it and ate it after taking mind- bending drugs.

The 34-year-old man took the pills before going to sleep.

He woke to hear voices in his head urging him to mutilate himself, police in Sitiawan, Malaysia, said.

The victim only realised what he had done when he later noticed blood oozing from his crotch.

Cops said the man had recently left a drug rehab clinic. He was stable in hospital last night.

A police spokesman said it was not clear precisely what drug he swallowed before butchering himself.

Jul 14th, 2003, 08:15 AM

Jul 14th, 2003, 08:33 AM
LOL :eek:

Jul 14th, 2003, 08:35 AM
OMG, Lucyfer wants a fried penis. :eek:

Jul 14th, 2003, 08:47 AM

Jul 14th, 2003, 10:50 AM

Jul 14th, 2003, 10:54 AM
They should use this article to convince youngsters not to do drugs.

King Satan
Jul 14th, 2003, 11:06 AM
They should use this article to convince youngsters not to do drugs.
exactly LOL! :eek:

but what will they use for girls? lol they might encourage some men to take drugs :o lol

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 14th, 2003, 12:18 PM
:haha:...hahahahahahaha...damn, he must like dick more than me :eek: :eek:.

Jul 14th, 2003, 12:19 PM
ROFL! I'm afraid you're right, Dick... lol.

Martian Willow
Jul 14th, 2003, 12:53 PM
That's pretty bad...but so is the guy who worked in an Audi factory and used to put metal rings from the parts bin round his nob, because he liked the feeling of cutting the bloodflow...until one day he couldn't get the ring off...and got gangrene on his nob and had to have it amputated...I'd post a link but there are pictures, it's pretty gross...I'll put it up on CKBs forum if anyone wants to see... ;)

Jul 14th, 2003, 03:23 PM

Just say no to drugs, or you might not have a willy left :o

Jul 14th, 2003, 03:32 PM
:eek: :eek: wtf???
wonder if he used ketchup... :confused: :lol:

Jul 14th, 2003, 03:40 PM
ugh!i'm embarrassed to be from malaysia!what a freakshow!gawd!and to think i used to live near sitiawan!

Mrs. Peel
Jul 14th, 2003, 06:21 PM
Did he have chips with his dick? :unsure: :bolt:

Jul 14th, 2003, 07:27 PM
Ok, so we have:
Someone who sold their kid for drugs.
And someone who ate his own fried penis.

SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Jul 14th, 2003, 10:43 PM
Wow this is even better than the Toss-salad-man ;).

Jul 14th, 2003, 11:06 PM
Apparently it's a delicacy, so thats that sorted then.

Jul 15th, 2003, 12:31 AM

Jul 15th, 2003, 12:39 AM
Drugged man eats willy

A MAN sliced off his willy, fried it and ate it after taking mind- bending drugs.

I guess he misunderstood an ad for the movie "Free Willy"! :o :eek:

Jul 15th, 2003, 02:44 AM
whoa.....that's mad sad.....OUCH!

Jul 15th, 2003, 02:49 AM
:o Yuk :o

Jul 15th, 2003, 02:50 AM
OMG! What a moron!! Drugs and crap are AWFUL! *I think this article speaks for itself!!!!**

Jul 15th, 2003, 03:07 AM
Yeah...if this doesn't convince people that drugs are dangerous, nothing will :eek:

Jul 15th, 2003, 09:20 AM
That's horrible, absolutely terrible, Ewwwww....
Good luck to him;):o

Jul 15th, 2003, 01:16 PM
won't they put a warning sign now on frying pans?
"do not put your willie in it?" :lol:

Jul 15th, 2003, 01:17 PM
:lol: :haha:

I bet he's got a case of "Penis Envy" now ;)

Jul 16th, 2003, 02:01 AM
richie you just make sure that YOU stay away from drugs and the kitchen ok? ;)
Bri! You know the only drugs I take are Sudafed! And Advil...basically nothing that would ever make me want to chop off my penis. :)

Jul 16th, 2003, 08:41 AM
:eek: :eek: