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alexusjonesfan
Jul 14th, 2003, 01:42 AM
Hey guys, give this game a try. The rules are simple: We're writing a story piece by piece and each post adds a couple of words at a time. For, the posts could go:
1 - The brick house which
2 - stood in the dark
3 - with weird people inside and
4 - .....(you get the idea)

Try to keep your additions short and open ended :)

I'll start it off:

One day at WTAWorld...

Pureracket
Jul 14th, 2003, 01:44 AM
four posters were discussing Womens tennis. . ..

alexusjonesfan
Jul 14th, 2003, 02:24 AM
when all of a sudden

Sam L
Jul 14th, 2003, 02:25 AM
a troll came along

alexusjonesfan
Jul 14th, 2003, 02:31 AM
and decided to break up the party by using his amazing

M2k
Jul 14th, 2003, 02:47 AM
... powers (?? :confused: ??)

alexusjonesfan
Jul 14th, 2003, 03:08 AM
... powers

of taking the discussion off topic.
Then...

M2k
Jul 14th, 2003, 03:33 AM
...the always charming M2k (that would be me of course :devil: )came along and save the day by changing the discussion to a more tolerable subject :cool: ---> watching paint dry :tape:

Ashie_87
Jul 14th, 2003, 04:02 AM
then the troll challenged M2k to a tennis match...

Sam L
Jul 14th, 2003, 04:07 AM
But M2K realized it was who the troll was and he is...

alexusjonesfan
Jul 14th, 2003, 04:07 AM
obviously the person with the...

F-R-E-A-K
Jul 14th, 2003, 04:22 AM
biggest afro possible....

alexusjonesfan
Jul 14th, 2003, 04:55 AM
which is called the Pamfro if...

skanky~skanketta
Jul 14th, 2003, 04:58 AM
only he knew what Pamfro meant

HAIL-VENUS
Jul 14th, 2003, 05:02 AM
never the less, he accepts her challenge on the one condition that....

King Satan
Jul 14th, 2003, 05:03 AM
if he wins, he gets to......

Rothes
Jul 14th, 2003, 05:04 AM
Play Martina Navratilova with her large.....

alexusjonesfan
Jul 14th, 2003, 05:30 AM
tennis rackets:p and her very flexible...

Rothes
Jul 14th, 2003, 05:35 AM
Legs, but pamfro wanted to face a much more suitable player like.....

JoeyWinson3.0
Jul 14th, 2003, 08:00 AM
Michael Jackson

Ashie_87
Jul 14th, 2003, 08:03 AM
who said 'not on your life buddy'

sunnysideup
Jul 14th, 2003, 08:14 AM
....coz I prefer to play with boys....

Rothes
Jul 14th, 2003, 09:37 AM
....much....much younger then you are...who like to play games with me in......

moby
Jul 14th, 2003, 01:27 PM
my very very very own new...

Rothes
Jul 14th, 2003, 01:29 PM
Wonderland complete with amazing tennis courts that support......

JoeyWinson3.0
Jul 14th, 2003, 02:21 PM
and cater for the needs of budding young tennis players. Suddenly I awoke to find I'd dreamt the whole thing.

Rothes
Jul 14th, 2003, 02:23 PM
but there was always time to become a dominatrix dressed in Romanian.......

mousee
Jul 14th, 2003, 02:44 PM
i know its a bit http://66.227.101.70/contrib/Neen/offt.gif but i smile everytime on:
1. follow that cab in front of you, quick!
2. i like that silver tape is in almost every american movie

alexusjonesfan
Jul 14th, 2003, 06:08 PM
but there was always time to become a dominatrix dressed in Romanian.......

curtains because I had run out of...

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 12:24 AM
communist made Red.....

alexusjonesfan
Jul 15th, 2003, 12:53 AM
underwear which was modelled by the tennis player named...

JoeyWinson3.0
Jul 15th, 2003, 12:58 AM
after...

alexusjonesfan
Jul 15th, 2003, 01:31 AM
the great...

JoeyWinson3.0
Jul 15th, 2003, 01:34 AM
and undoubted one and only...

alexusjonesfan
Jul 15th, 2003, 01:57 AM
Rita Kuti Kis aka...

Carolina Girl
Jul 15th, 2003, 02:48 AM
"the chocolate covered peanut"

Richie77
Jul 15th, 2003, 03:33 AM
...which I started eating because...

alexusjonesfan
Jul 15th, 2003, 03:37 AM
it tasted suspiscously like...

Richie77
Jul 15th, 2003, 03:40 AM
a hamburger from McDonalds, which was odd because...

Sam L
Jul 15th, 2003, 03:42 AM
it wasn't a hamburger from McDonalds, it wasn't even a hamburger, it was...

Richie77
Jul 15th, 2003, 03:45 AM
the closest restaurant was Wendy's, here in this town named...

Sam L
Jul 15th, 2003, 03:47 AM
St. Cloud, somewhere on the Gulf Coast...

Richie77
Jul 15th, 2003, 03:47 AM
of Louisiana, home of the...

Carolina Girl
Jul 15th, 2003, 03:58 AM
little kids that eat...

Sam L
Jul 15th, 2003, 04:03 AM
fairy floss and...

alexusjonesfan
Jul 15th, 2003, 04:33 AM
bubble gum advertised in the local...

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 04:34 AM
pornography store which was......

alexusjonesfan
Jul 15th, 2003, 04:40 AM
mysteriously...

F-R-E-A-K
Jul 15th, 2003, 05:55 AM
dark with.....

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 06:08 AM
rows and rows of hardcore BDSM DVDs that made anyone.....

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 06:12 AM
a chinese chicken dressed in pink leotard come jumping in telling pamfro that you can play tennis with.....Emmanuelle....

alexusjonesfan
Jul 15th, 2003, 06:16 AM
...Gagliardi-Henin, who was of course now married to...

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 06:20 AM
Justine Henin Hardenne who divorced her Transexual husband because.....

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 06:38 AM
practicing Central African Pygmy in the Congo

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 06:45 AM
Raining ash from Mount Nyragongo that erupted but that never let her down, she was dertirmend to be a good tennis player with power like Serena yet Finnese like....

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 06:52 AM
gathering and peace making of Tutsis and Hutus that had to come from Rwanda because Rwanda was being used by special......

sunnysideup
Jul 15th, 2003, 06:54 AM
forces of evil and they're planning to....

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 06:56 AM
the iswanswa Tribal lands, but Pamfro wasn't scaired, he ventured into the border to chad and escaped to the capital....

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 06:56 AM
:topic: ----> dd is a lil too violent, eh? :o

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 06:57 AM
Either consolidate in the story or don't speak. :p

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 06:58 AM
Either consolidate in the story or don't speak. :p
you're the one off topic now. :topic:

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:00 AM
:rolleyes: Såpkafî :p :wavey:

...and with their hearts splatter all over revolution posters he was about to go down the....

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:04 AM
in his language of Mbsisi E SHARAH PE LA, Pamfro at a frog that could translate what Mbuku said, he said "YOU ARE THE BEST PLAYER TO COME TO CHAD, EITHER PLAY OUR BEST PLAYER Esiei Musosjsaiwornopono OR BE SENTENCED TO A LIFE OF COLLECTIVE TRIBAL MASS MURDERING ON BEHALF OF MY AGENTS.

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:06 AM
hey guys, how's it going? :)

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:07 AM
.......Pamfro got his axe and then rammed it up her .....

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:08 AM
it's going ok, joe...you?
I'm doing fine, just sitting here, sippin on pina coladas. how's the family?

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:09 AM
Side Note (Hallo Joe, Im Trini)

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:09 AM
Side Note (Hallo Joe, Im Trini)
Hi Trini :wavey: how are you?

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:11 AM
doing just great, joe. over here sippin' on some lemon tea before i go to bed...
that's awesome, that's just awesome. how's mr dd doin? heard he got a promotion ;)

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:12 AM
Deuce, People from Chad don't drink beer, they rather drink dirty tap water.

anyway.....they drank their beer, but then Trini told them off saying little Chadanese don't deserve beer...and then gave them some Estrogein Steroide instead.

(Joe, doing fine and dandy, Im getting ready for work)

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:13 AM
What kind of work do you do?, trini.

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:16 AM
......then they got on a spaceship and went to......

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:17 AM
I care :) Now stick to the story Biatch :p

then Mbukis wife stripped of started having a shower....

Joe, I work at a pre school, just helping out, reading, activities, changing Nappies, keeping an eye of them

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:17 AM
....where they met the ruler joe.....:devil:

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:18 AM
wow, preschool must be tough, eh? reminds me of kindergarten cop!

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:19 AM
and his little mistress Katrini, and the slave Deuce

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:20 AM
don't you guys hate the mosquitos in the summer time? :( they're stinging me everywhere :(

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:22 AM
no shit joe! do you ever use off?
nah, what kind of stuff is that?

Rothes
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:24 AM
...who later regained consciousness and then whacked DD over the head with 12 inch Pink Dildo ;) out cold and dead.....lmao

Pamfro later returned to a place called Eliat in Israel where she played Tzipora Obziler the Result was....

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:24 AM
it's that spray that repels mosquitoes and other biting insects. you should try some.
i heard that some of that stuff tends to attract bugs, is that true? :confused:

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:27 AM
it depends joe. sometimes you'll get a can that's been sitting on a pallet for months. evaporation has probably taken place and you've lost a bit of the original potency.
ok, i'll have to check it out. thanks a lot ;)

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:34 AM
no problem joe. you'll find them at your nearest safeway, i'm sure. :)
ok. btw, do you know how much i should put on? like is it toxic or anything? do i have to be careful with it? what if it goes in my eye? :eek:

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:38 AM
just put on enough to topically cover your skin. if it gets in your eyes, flush with water. you should be fine. also, it should have a poison control number on the side of the can if you should have problems.
ok, i'll make sure i read all the directions before applying ;)

is this stuff expensive? cos i don't have a lot of money, i only have like two bucks :o

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:42 AM
you're better off saving your two bucks for a can of apple juice and staying indoors joe...don't think you have enough. it might be more like 5 bucks.
Damn! i think i should ask my neighbor for a raise. he only gives me a dollar for cutting his grass :sad:

alexusjonesfan
Jul 15th, 2003, 03:22 PM
[ :lol: at DD and KS for hijacking a perfectly good story ]

...But Pamfro was reincarnated as Nathalie Tauziat's...

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 08:06 PM
[ :lol: at DD and KS for hijacking a perfectly good story ]

...But Pamfro was reincarnated as Nathalie Tauziat's...
dd made me do it. and i feel horrible now :sad:

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 08:10 PM
stop lying! lol...we both concocted the derailing plan in another thread and were perfectly happy to knock trini's thread off kilter...lol
Lies! all Lies! you said that if i didn't help you, you were gonna come to LA and beat me up with some of that ju jitsu (sp?) crap :sad:

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 08:14 PM
oh, and then you said you were gonna take my lunch money :sad:

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 08:17 PM
all i know is that trini pm'd me and practically begged me to derail her thread. you and i were only helping her. :angel:
lol *whispers to dd that this isn't trini's thread :o*

you see? you're lying again! :( lol

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 08:22 PM
lmaoooooooo! oops! well who the hell is trini anyway and which derailed thread is this again???
Trini/Rothe is someone that loved this thread very much. and i feel horrible for ruining it :sad:

why? dd, why must you be so evil? :sad:

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 08:29 PM
well she started it! if she didn't cop that attitude i wouldn't have had to shove her head into the toilet, poke her eye out and ruin her story. oh well...i know she'll forgive me. anyone who works at a daycare center is a gentle soul. :angel:
omg, you're so violent! :sad: lol

she works at PRE-SCHOOL! :p and why was she talking about dildos? :o

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 08:34 PM
i'm not violent...just effective. ;)

pre-school? oh yeah! she works at pre-school. i haven't the foggiest idea why that girl was talking about dildo's but i know one thing, i sure would hate to have my kid in that school. didn't she say she changed nappies? :eek: :eek: let's just hope she leaves her 12" pink dildo at home :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
lmao!! ok ok, that's enough lol :D

mission accomplished! :yippee:

derail neverending story thread *check* :cool: lol

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 08:37 PM
YES!! 126890 down and a million more to go! :bounce:
woohoo!! :bounce:

i can see the finish line!! :D:bounce:

alexusjonesfan
Jul 15th, 2003, 09:10 PM
mission accomplished! :yippee:

derail neverending story thread *check* :cool: lol

get yer own thread, you damn hippies :tape: :eek:

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 09:13 PM
get yer own thread, you damn hippies :tape: :eek:
lol we have our own thread! :p

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 09:50 PM
lmao! i'm glad you've finally noticed who the real problem is here, caelestia... :angel:
omg *pushes diva* see? now you're letting me take the blame! :fiery:

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 09:54 PM
*grabs joe's arm and twists it into an arm bar* how many times have i told you to stop causing problems around here, huh? how many times??? :angel:
obviously not enough times! :p

*breaks the arm bar* *drops dd and does figure four leg lock* ;):cool:

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 10:06 PM
*dd decides to cut the crap, swings joe into a reverse ankle lock that tears his ligaments while dislocating the bone*

...then calls the paramedics on her cell phone for joe while walking away, doing a jig... :cool: :cool:
omg, not the ken shamrock move!! :eek:

btw, when i was a young lad growing up in the mean streets of los angeles, i was the #1 mixed martial arts fighter in my building ;) :cool:

royce gracie and ken shamrock were my idols! :worship:

alexusjonesfan
Jul 15th, 2003, 10:11 PM
hippies, all of y'all!....
pick another thread to eroto-wrestle in...
better yet, get a room :devil:

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 10:13 PM
hippies, all of y'all!....
pick another thread to eroto-wrestle in...
better yet, get a room :devil:
dd can't help that she's a hippie. she's from s.f lol :p

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 10:16 PM
yup! yup! :dance:
lol :kiss:

shall we move on to the next thread? there's a discussion amongst the flemish ppl rightnow :angel:

alexusjonesfan
Jul 15th, 2003, 10:17 PM
shoo shoo :p

I'm trying to be mean here :o

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 10:18 PM
shoo shoo :p

I'm trying to be mean here :o
try harder. don't use smilies, and always use curse words ;)

King Satan
Jul 15th, 2003, 10:19 PM
i say we see if the flemish have tea and cookies waiting for us... :D
cookies and tea!! :yippee:

just watch out for carot, he's an admin lol

alexusjonesfan
Jul 15th, 2003, 10:19 PM
btw, when was the thread hijacking torch passed on from the lezzies to you guys? or did you hijack that too :o

alexusjonesfan
Jul 15th, 2003, 10:33 PM
try harder. don't use smilies, and always use curse words ;)

I will...damn damn damn, hell hell hell, bitch bitch bitch

yes, all of the above are meant to apply to you :p
damn my canuckness...can't even swear right on the net :sad:

alexusjonesfan
Jul 16th, 2003, 05:50 PM
caelestia would you please get your shit together and start the story up again? ;)

whatever you say :angel:

In a dark alley in the middle of...

MarcusRock
Jul 16th, 2003, 07:52 PM
nowhere, mbuti's eyes scanned the area while hoping upon hope that his greatest fears were merely a figment of his imagination...but the sudden jolt of a........gas bubble or two in his stomach told him that he had better find a restroom fast or else he would be ......

MarcusRock
Jul 16th, 2003, 08:23 PM
in the gravest of troubles as the sudden realization dawned upon him that somewhere in the nether regions of his pants, was the unmistakeable yet heady aroma of......Heady aroma? LMAO!

...... black bean sauce, just like the kind he had for lunch while preparing a dissertation on the meaning of .......

MarcusRock
Jul 16th, 2003, 08:33 PM
joseph, and his coat of many colors...not too surprisingly, the bubble began to press against his intestines and he could feel the beads of sweat as gathered about his forehead, ready, at any moment to mark their path down the planes of his face as he grimaced in excruciating pain over the impending........... memory of writer's block he encountered while in the middle of his in-depth analysis earlier in the day. After the initial feeling of frustration back then, he peered out his window to discover a most odd scene that ......

MarcusRock
Jul 16th, 2003, 08:40 PM
STILL could not take his mind off of the odious, yet mind-bending discomfort that even now....tap, tap, tapped for exit at the muscles of his.........cranium. That damnned writer's block he encountered earlier was like the screech of an owl in the middle of a forest star-gazing party .... unforgetable. So he sought to find the source of this writer's block once more and once he discovered it's meaning he might finally piece together the missing link of a past gone wrong when he ......

J_Migoe
Jul 16th, 2003, 08:44 PM
...and then bowed his head and said a prayer to God asking: " My father in heaven, where the hell am I going with this story....?

J_Migoe
Jul 17th, 2003, 12:21 AM
....wet his pants

J_Migoe
Jul 17th, 2003, 03:35 AM
...and so much worse! what would she do when upon nearing him she began to get a whiff of....


...his ass! lol

Richie77
Jul 17th, 2003, 04:06 AM
Okay, I was looking forward to adding to this, but you two (Bri and Joe) are so ridiculous, you're making it impossible :p

Richie77
Jul 17th, 2003, 04:50 AM
That's better :)

...cowcatcher sent jillayne flying into an open window and onto a couch, so she didn't get badly hurt. The couch was so comfortable that...

Richie77
Jul 17th, 2003, 05:00 AM
...secret past as a tele-marketer. mbuti knew that jillayne got so annoyed by tele-marketers, so how he could possibly explain to her that...

Richie77
Jul 17th, 2003, 05:11 AM
...his telemarketing business! Mbuti's dad had decreed that his son either marry a beautiful woman, or lose it all and be forced to go into business as a...

Colin B
Jul 17th, 2003, 10:49 AM
..Taxidermist. This skill had started off as a hobby when his mother, a Pro-Wrestler, had won a Boa Constrictor in a raffle and...

MarcusRock
Jul 17th, 2003, 08:22 PM
..... change against him and send him away in a fit of jerrusy that reminded her of days gone by when ....

MarcusRock
Jul 17th, 2003, 08:26 PM
william would come to the door, knock and she'd turn off all the lights and shut the drapes? and what about harvey? will he too turn against william and pay him $90 to get out of dodge? mbuti kept wondering...where is the love?....where is the........ love that used to grace me in my country where I was seen as the most handsome in my village. Can it be that people over here are blind or can it be .....

MarcusRock
Jul 17th, 2003, 08:34 PM
that they're just fucking tired of me always mooching off of them? which is it? which is it i ask??? will ethiopian girl still be waiting for me when i return from.........the journey she sent me on? The journey that all but confirmed her love for me and my charming ways. I wonder if I should dive right into the opportunity and ask her to sponsor my schooling. She had $90. There must be more where that came from. I'm sure my sloping necked princess will be waiting for me with ......

J_Migoe
Jul 17th, 2003, 08:37 PM
..that he undressed himself, bent down and began sucking his own....

MarcusRock
Jul 17th, 2003, 08:40 PM
open arms regardless of togo boy. forget about the fact that nancy's husband answered the phone when togo boy called. forget about about all that. love on a bus is the best love of all. and ethiopian girl will realize this when she and i go for a ride on the train after she pays our fare and we're headed to the bronx to see..........the zoo during mating season. The direct approach wasn't working too well so a visit to the zoo where wild animals roam might make her feel more in her element. The familiar surroundings will most definitely increase my chances of ......

MarcusRock
Jul 17th, 2003, 08:48 PM
whoopee!...surely she'll recognize my animal magnetism as we wander about the savannah in our native costumes while we........ plan to go to an evening event out in Brooklyn. This is where I experienced a dissing of sorts trying to talk to someone who said she had to use the restroom only to never return to where I was waiting. I suspect that I was too much man for her and every other woman there so I left within the hour. This time will be different though as she and I will stroll in the entrance and .....

MarcusRock
Jul 18th, 2003, 12:09 AM
go about looking for candy only to be told that our entrance was causing some excitement...perhaps i'll take her back into the church before those neighborhood brats run her over with their teachers......... who never miss a chance to take shots at me while at their table as I watch to see if in fact they're talking about me. I don't believe they notice that I peer over at them but their periodic snickering tells me that .....