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Dava
Jul 10th, 2003, 10:46 PM
Okay heres what we need...

>> seriously incoherent lyrics, with stanzas having no connection to each other

>>>baby, and aww noises, equaly and plentifully distributed throughout the track

>>> some gravelly voiced RNB singer in the background, sayin Ashanti over and over.

OK
GO

Richie77
Jul 10th, 2003, 10:55 PM
Okay...this is off the top of my head:

Awww baby...awww baby

My love for you is like the sun shining bright
But when the sun sets I miss you
The clouds come in and turn my light into darkness
I ask the moon what will I do

I walk along the street and see the rain coming down
And then a car comes by and honks its horn
I think that you're in that car and you're honking at me
But then I see the sun and I get all forlorn

Awww baby...what I am gonna do
Awww baby...I think I'm nuts it's true
Awww baby...nothing makes sense to me
Awww baby...I think I love you, well, maybe

I picked a flower the other day and it was gold
Then I put it in a vase that was really old
I put some water in it and then thought of you
And then my favorite movie came on pay-per-view

Awww baby...I really, really, really love you
Awww baby...yes, really, really, really love you
Awww baby...love you, love you, love you, love you
Awww baby...awww baby love you

Dava
Jul 10th, 2003, 10:58 PM
Rolf!!!

Dava
Jul 10th, 2003, 11:00 PM
Murder Inc in house!
Irv Gotti
Ashanti!

Awww baby
Look at me!!
Aww baby
can't you see
aww baby
my songs are shit
aww baby
but you'll buy it!

Aww baby
your such a fool
aww baby
cos is wernt for Ja Rule
Aww baby
You would not know me for who I am
Aww baby
You'd think I was some talentless ham!

Baby Baby Baby
Baby Baby Baby
(Ja Rule > Coughs/Sings in the background> oh yeah, oh yeah come on Ashanti!)

Aww baby
look at my tits
aww baby
there hard to miss
Aww baby
and you wont resist
aww baby
Theres five pages more in my album sleeve sealed with a kiss

Aww baby
you wanna record deal
aww baby
I know how you feel
Aww baby
step to Irv Gotti
aww baby
tell him your easy

Aww baby baby baby
Baby Baby Baby


[bridge]

Christina Milian can't sing
but hey she makes good music
baby baby but who gives a shit
when you gotta girl right here who you...
ahha ohh

ahh ohh
baby baby

Baby Baby Baby!

Richie77
Jul 10th, 2003, 11:02 PM
LOL

I admit I kinda like "Always On Time." But I heard the song "Happy" on the radio a while back...and it didn't impress me much :p

decemberlove
Jul 12th, 2003, 01:41 PM
the rap part would be done by Ja Rule .... of coarse .... JA RULE!!! MURDER INC!!! ASHANTI!!!

lmao

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jul 12th, 2003, 09:56 PM
*giggles* :devil:

Richie77
Jul 13th, 2003, 12:29 AM
I heard a snippet of "Rock With You" today...

All her songs are the same! Seriously! You don't need to have that much effort to write an Ashanti song...just use the same lyrics, and put in different titles ;)

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 13th, 2003, 02:15 AM
*Murder Inc*

*Irv Gotti Presents*

*Boy I love you...awww baby
You know I love you....awww baby
My name is Ashanti...awww baby
And I wanna rock with you

*flicks hair and touches herself*

Awwww baby...I'm the princess of r&b
Awwww baby...you bitches ain't got shit on me
Awwww baby...I sick Ja Rule's dick
Awwww baby...but it was so small it made me sick

*Ja Rule Rap*

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*Ashanti*

Awww baby...baby baby baby baby

(Dick Riley asks Ashanti) Bitch are you pregnant? If you are get rid of the fucking baby already :rolleyes:.

Ashanti responds: Aw baby :)

*Murder Inc...Ashanti...Irv Gotti...we all pussies*

I think Murder Inc should murder this bitch :rolleyes:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jul 13th, 2003, 10:02 AM
*Murder Inc*

*Irv Gotti Presents*

*Boy I love you...awww baby
You know I love you....awww baby
My name is Ashanti...awww baby
And I wanna rock with you

*flicks hair and touches herself*

Awwww baby...I'm the princess of r&b
Awwww baby...you bitches ain't got shit on me
Awwww baby...I sick Ja Rule's dick
Awwww baby...but it was so small it made me sick

*Ja Rule Rap*

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*Ashanti*

Awww baby...baby baby baby baby

(Dick Riley asks Ashanti) Bitch are you pregnant? If you are get rid of the fucking baby already :rolleyes:.

Ashanti responds: Aw baby :)

*Murder Inc...Ashanti...Irv Gotti...we all pussies*

I think Murder Inc should murder this bitch :rolleyes:
:haha:

good one!

Cariaoke
Jul 13th, 2003, 06:53 PM
how about a vocal example (http://shad0wb0xer.com/wavs/ohbaby.wav)? :)

SJW
Jul 13th, 2003, 06:56 PM
Cari has inherited the title as the biggest killer of wtaworld members

Dava
Jul 13th, 2003, 06:58 PM
how about a vocal example (http://shad0wb0xer.com/wavs/ohbaby.wav)? :)

:worship:

as Ja Rule would sa

Its murder baaaaaaaaaby!

Cariaoke
Jul 13th, 2003, 07:03 PM
Cari has inherited the title as the biggest killer of wtaworld members
ROFL... I'm a serial killer? :sad: :p

Cariaoke
Jul 13th, 2003, 07:04 PM
:worship:

as Ja Rule would sa

Its murder baaaaaaaaaby!
:lol: thx baby!

Richie77
Jul 13th, 2003, 10:01 PM
I can write three at once:

Baby Love
Awww baby, ohh baby
You drive me crazy
I really love you, love you, my baby love
Aww baby, ooh baby
Your lovin' feels so good
I really, really love you my baby love
(Repeat 10 times)


You make me happy
Baby, you make me happy
In every, every, everything you do
Oh baby, you really make me happy
Awww baby, I'm so in love with you

Yeah, I love you love you love you, my baby, baby
Ooh, I really really really love you, my sweet baby
Aww baby
(Repeat 7 times)


Happy in Love
Baby....awwww baby
When I'm with you, I'm so happy in love
Ooooh baby....my sweet baby
When I'm with you, I'm so happy in love

I never though I could be this happy
Oh baby, I'm so happy in love
Yeah, you make oh so, oh so happy
Awww baby, I'm so happy in love...
(Repeat 7 times, with Ja Rule mumbling incoherently about sex and drugs in between the third and fourth time)

:) :p

jd4eva
Jul 13th, 2003, 10:28 PM
How abotu Ashanti drawing out a single "Babbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb by" over 4 minutes?

mboyle
Jul 14th, 2003, 12:02 AM
I like Ashanti:o .

toreador
Jul 14th, 2003, 12:19 AM
LMAO :lol:

SJW
Jul 14th, 2003, 07:11 AM
^ likes "Scandalous" by Misteeq :)