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Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 05:50 AM
Here's a thread for people who need a good cyber-fucking.

You can meet your next cyber partner in this very thread that you are viewing right now. Don't be shy..

...Let's begin the Cyber-Fucking.

King Satan
Jul 8th, 2003, 05:52 AM
My name is Joe, i'm always horny, and i need a cyber partner! :wavey:

lol

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 05:53 AM
Good one! :retard: :wavey:

King Satan
Jul 8th, 2003, 05:54 AM
:smash:

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 05:55 AM
Wanna fuck?

Just kidding.. :retard:

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 05:57 AM
Where's Stacey when you need her? :(

o0O0o
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:00 AM
Hey guys, 17/m/south jersey here, 6'1 168lbs brown shaggy hair blue eyes slim build...looking for guys only...PM me and we can go into details...;)

Wow I seriously meet way too many people off the internet.

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:03 AM
Can I touch you, o0O0o?

BasicTennis
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:04 AM
No ladies in here????? :mad:

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:08 AM
I am if you want me to be, baby.

o0O0o
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:08 AM
I don't know Jordan. I might be a little bit too big for you to handle. I need someone with big hands...are you 'up' to it...

...and tell me...what are you wearing?

BasicTennis
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:09 AM
undress now:drool:

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:10 AM
I'm wearing a leather vest and some chaps with nothing underneath, hehehe. :o

King Satan
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:11 AM
I'm wearing a cowboy hat, some cowboy boots, and a saddle on my back. any ladies want a ride? :cool:

cellophane
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:13 AM
I'm wearing a hat... :p

BasicTennis
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:13 AM
I'm wearing a only a hat...any ladies wanna blow me away?:cool:

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:13 AM
Wow, I just thought of what's gonna happen when Barrie sees this thread. :rolleyes:

cellophane
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:15 AM
BasicTennis, I just came across that wonderful lyric:

If I could say what I want to say
I'd say I want to blow you...
Away

Is that about you? ;)

BasicTennis
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:17 AM
errrrrr....I wanna be inside a cellophane already.:drool:

cellophane
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:17 AM
And this:

If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down...
On one knee
Marry me today ;)

cellophane
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:19 AM
Well, I'm no lady... ;) :rolleyes:

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:19 AM
Calm down children, there's enough to go around for everyone.

BasicTennis
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:22 AM
it's difficult to calm down if you had a hard on.:p

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:24 AM
Someone suck BT's weewee so he can stop being so horny, geez.

BasicTennis
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:25 AM
Yeahhh....who's next on line.:drool:

cellophane
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:26 AM
You do it, you are THE cyber-whore. ;) :lol: :D :cool: :p I'm just watching. :D :rolleyes: ;)

BasicTennis
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:31 AM
yay! hard on collisions here.

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:33 AM
I hope you wax down there, BT. :sad:

BasicTennis
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:38 AM
:o no professionals in here.:mad:

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:39 AM
:retard:

cellophane
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:41 AM
Take it like a man...

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:42 AM
cellophane, can I suck your weewee? My lips are very plump and ripe for some good sucking.

Vamos.

BasicTennis
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:43 AM
you guys are the weakest link in this cyber-sex thread. goodbye.:wavey: gotta visit a whore now.:p

cellophane
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:46 AM
Jordan., hon, I'm all celibate and engaged... ;) Besides, BT is lonely, why don't ya help him over? He's suffering from lack of attention...

Dektator
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:48 AM
Anyone enjoys strap-ons??? :devil:

With all respect

Dektator!

bello
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:52 AM
HAHAHA!! You are all funny, well im 19 in AUstralia, but parents are Italian, im male, and im 6 ft, 75 kg, dark hair and eyes, light complection, good looking, PM cool!! :)

cellophane
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:54 AM
LOL, what now, is this world-wide cyber-fucking?

cellophane
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:59 AM
Strap-ons with respect? :rolleyes: :eek: :lol:

BasicTennis
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:02 AM
are you warmed up and ready now cellophane?:kiss:

Bacardi
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:07 AM
ummmmmmmmmmm......
2am on the east coast, and everyone is looking for sex. damnit I haven't had any since Feb! :sad:

cellophane
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:08 AM
LOL, I haven't had any period.

BasicTennis
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:11 AM
LOL, I haven't had any period.
no problem...I only like to hear exlamations during the sexercise. :tape:

Bacardi
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:12 AM
sexual position of choice people?

I'll start, I'm female, and I like it better when I'm on top :kiss:

RYN
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:15 AM
uh, male...
anything you can think of, lol

Bacardi
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:19 AM
what are males obsession with "doggie style" all about.... I never understood that one. it's too animalistic for me :yawn:

BasicTennis
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:24 AM
sex really brings the animal in you.:drool:

RYN
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:27 AM
I dotn know what its called but the giving birth position, lol http://www.wtaworld.com/images/smilies/tape.gif

Bacardi
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:27 AM
true BT, I still prefer being on top... I control the pace and hopefully I get mine before they get finished :haha: ;)

damn I miss sex :sad:

Bacardi
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:28 AM
I dotn know what its called but the giving birth position, lol http://www.wtaworld.com/images/smilies/tape.gif


it's called 'missionary' ;)
it's probably my second favorite running a close tie with '69' :devil:

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:33 AM
Quit talking and start fucking.

BasicTennis
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:36 AM
will ya shut up now Jordan. I'm on my climax now.:mad:

Bacardi
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:36 AM
nothing here to fuck :yawn: :zzz:

RYN
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:53 AM
OMG I just came a bucket full, geez Jordan look what you made me do...

http://www2.odn.ne.jp/iris/DO/dou_9/dou0090.JPG

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:54 AM
Ewwwww.

RYN
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:55 AM
hahahahahaha

lol

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 07:56 AM
:p

skanky~skanketta
Jul 8th, 2003, 10:48 AM
hi, i'm hot and i want to get laid. interested?

of course, king snake is at the top of my list!
big bo is right up there as well.

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 10:50 AM
:o

King Satan
Jul 8th, 2003, 10:51 AM
hi, i'm hot and i want to get laid. interested?

of course, king snake is at the top of my list!
big bo is right up there as well.
oh yes! :lick:

you picked the right person to be at the top. cos there is a reason they call me the king snake ;)

ghosts
Jul 8th, 2003, 03:12 PM
:yeah: @ me

i am such fan of cyber-sex

write me! :hug:

skanky~skanketta
Jul 8th, 2003, 04:09 PM
talking about positions, i like it when we're standing, leaning against the wall, especially in the shower. missionary, not my fave!

Rothes
Jul 8th, 2003, 04:12 PM
Is anyone into the 3.5 inch chains, candle wax, sadism, hoisting me up into the celing with a pulley?

skanky~skanketta
Jul 8th, 2003, 04:17 PM
ROTFLMAO @rothes!

Jennifer's wife
Jul 8th, 2003, 04:54 PM
:eek: where has this thread been all my life? :eek:

:devil: always horny, always want it, thats me!!! :devil:
http://www.carkeyboi.com/dump/hump.gif

ghosts
Jul 8th, 2003, 05:52 PM
:eek: where has this thread been all my life? :eek:

:devil: always horny, always want it, thats me!!! :devil:
http://www.carkeyboi.com/dump/hump.gif
wanna onlinef*ck :zzz:

Mase
Jul 8th, 2003, 06:22 PM
wtf???? lmaooooo!

I second that!! WOWSERS...

**Mase runs away, his virgin ears cant read such things :angel: **

Jennifer's wife
Jul 8th, 2003, 10:43 PM
wanna onlinef*ck :zzz:

u got tits?! :devil:

Jordan.
Jul 8th, 2003, 11:23 PM
Lmfao.

AjdeNate!
Jul 9th, 2003, 12:36 AM
I second that!! WOWSERS...

**Mase runs away, his virgin ears cant read such things :angel: **
Puh-leeeeeeeze! You do it, you know it, you love it.

I prefer anything vertical - I like to be standing and grinding.

Mr. Man
Jul 9th, 2003, 12:41 AM
What a naughty thread.

Steffica Greles
Jul 9th, 2003, 12:52 AM
Bacardi: I haven't had sex since May, but it feels way longer 'cos it was crap. The last good sex I had was with my ex-boyfriend in April, but that's tainted 'cos we then split up:(

I feel like I haven't had a good shag since about January.

I wish there were more gay British WTA boarders! :devil: :drool:

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 12:56 AM
i need a good shag too. people on this board keep filling my head with horny thoughts, as if i need any more adding to my brain!

carisbro
Jul 9th, 2003, 01:05 AM
:lol: love this thread... just reading it gets me horney.... :o

im lookin for the young chicks, im young... :tape:

btw i would take any position... :)

Barrie_Dude
Jul 9th, 2003, 01:08 AM
Quit talking and start fucking.Bend Over And Take It Like A Man!

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 01:10 AM
yo bazza!!! didnt take u long to find this thread eh?!!! :p

cellophane
Jul 9th, 2003, 01:11 AM
This thread is pornier than Montreal by night... ;)

Barrie_Dude
Jul 9th, 2003, 01:12 AM
yo bazza!!! didnt take u long to find this thread eh?!!! :pWant a piece of the action, darlin'? :kiss: :lick: :hearts:

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 01:17 AM
just talk like Jen and fuck me now!!!!!!!!!!!

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 01:41 AM
im waiting.............;) :p

carisbro
Jul 9th, 2003, 01:45 AM
someone fuck this chick.. ;) :p

Barrie_Dude
Jul 9th, 2003, 01:45 AM
im waiting.............;) :p
:unsure: For What?

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 01:52 AM
go back to the bottom of the last page! ;) :lol:

Berlin_Calling
Jul 9th, 2003, 01:53 AM
Do people actually get hard from this thread? :dance::o

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 01:57 AM
Do people actually get hard from this thread? :dance::o

i dont have a dick so no. but if i did have one barrie woulda got it hard about half an hour ago with a certain post in another thread! ;) ;)

Barrie_Dude
Jul 9th, 2003, 01:57 AM
just talk like Jen and fuck me now!!!!!!!!!!!I will not cheapen the image of The Goddess by doing a lame impression of her to gain sexual favors from her love toy! :eek:

VeNuS#1LoVa
Jul 9th, 2003, 01:58 AM
I'm really horny right now, 6"1 Brown Hair, Hazel Eyes, Tan Skin. Anyone interested in having fun with me?

carisbro
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:00 AM
:o well this is awesome... i want some fuckin going on...

anyone?? im up for it .. :p

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:01 AM
I will not cheapen the image of The Goddess by doing a lame impression of her to gain sexual favors from her love toy! :eek:

please??? :D :D :D im begging on my hands and knees.... ;) ;) ;)

Berlin_Calling
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:02 AM
omg, Barrie, out some clothes on! :sad:

VeNuS#1LoVa
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:04 AM
:o well this is awesome... i want some fuckin going on...

anyone?? im up for it .. :p

You a girl or boy?

Barrie_Dude
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:04 AM
please??? :D :D :D im begging on my hands and knees.... ;) ;) ;) :scratch: Thinking of the number of women I've had to sleep with just because I'm a Cappy fan! *SIGHS* Well, here I go again........ :rolleyes:

Barrie_Dude
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:05 AM
omg, Barrie, out some clothes on! :sad:Why, yes, I am out of my clothes! You Like? ;) :kiss: :lick: :drool:

VeNuS#1LoVa
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:06 AM
Barrie interested?

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:06 AM
:scratch: Thinking of the number of women I've had to sleep with just because I'm a Cappy fan! *SIGHS* Well, here I go again........ :rolleyes:

u wouldnt b talkin bout claire would ya? :D

Brandon85
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:06 AM
omg at everyone! haha!

VeNuS#1LoVa
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:07 AM
neone interested?

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:09 AM
neone interested?

can u do a good impression of Jen?! ;)

carisbro
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:10 AM
You a girl or boy?


vs1 i'm caris bro...duh boy... ;)

what r you??

Barrie_Dude
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:10 AM
u wouldnt b talkin bout claire would ya? :DClaire, Ellen, Em, DeuceDiva, VBN,and now you! :rolleyes:

VeNuS#1LoVa
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:11 AM
vs1 i'm caris bro...duh boy... ;)

what r you??

I'm a boy, I'll do it with you though.. :angel: :lick:

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:11 AM
I have some demands people :o

Brandon85
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:11 AM
people on this board have had sex with each other?

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:12 AM
I want to get fucked up the ass :)

Berlin_Calling
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:12 AM
its the cool thing to do Brandon :o

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:13 AM
then I wouldn't mind getting my dick sucked :devil:

carisbro
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:13 AM
I'm a boy, I'll do it with you though.. :angel: :lick:


vs1 ... i'm ready.. :cool:

VeNuS#1LoVa
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:13 AM
lol i'm here

Brandon85
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:13 AM
its the cool thing to do Brandon :o
really? haha! i didn't know! lol its kind of funny! isn't a moderator going to come delete this thread soon?

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:14 AM
then I could suck some dick myself

King Satan
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:14 AM
lol this thread is out of control! :p

Berlin_Calling
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:14 AM
unless a mod gets into the action :o

VeNuS#1LoVa
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:14 AM
vs1 ... i'm ready.. :cool:

let's go do you have aol or msn?

carisbro
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:15 AM
then I wouldn't mind getting my dick sucked :devil:


:lol: :lol: me too

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:15 AM
Claire, Ellen, Em, DeuceDiva, VBN,and now you! :rolleyes:

c'mon then, be my Jenny!!! http://www.carkeyboi.com/dump/hump.gif :devil: :drool: :lick:

Berlin_Calling
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:15 AM
any girls in their teens, out there willing to have some fun? :drool:

Did I just type that? :o

VeNuS#1LoVa
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:15 AM
:lol: :lol: me too

I will, Vamos! :devil:

carisbro
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:16 AM
let's go do you have aol or msn?


aol aim... :D

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:16 AM
i haven't had sex in ages :sad:

Brandon85
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:16 AM
c'mon then, be my Jenny!!! http://www.carkeyboi.com/dump/hump.gif :devil: :drool: :lick:
aren't you like claire's girlfriend?

carisbro
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:17 AM
join us unkix

VeNuS#1LoVa
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:17 AM
carisbro i just imed you

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:17 AM
lol this thread is out of control! :p

its rappidly turning ino an orgy!! :yippee:

Barrie_Dude
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:17 AM
aren't you like claire's girlfriend?No, she is LoveToy to the Sainted Goddess Jennifer Capriati! :worship: :worship: :worship:

VeNuS#1LoVa
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:18 AM
or pmed!

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:19 AM
aren't you like claire's girlfriend?

no, we just flirt lots! ;) im fre, single and in need of a damn good seeing to! ;)

Brandon85
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:19 AM
No, she is LoveToy to the Sainted Goddess Jennifer Capriati! :worship: :worship: :worship:
oh ok...her and claire did??? none of my business

Brandon85
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:19 AM
no, we just flirt lots! ;) im fre, single and in need of a damn good seeing to! ;)
hehe...live it up girl

Berlin_Calling
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:20 AM
How do you cyber-sex? I dunno how :unsure:

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:20 AM
I'm about to hump my dog :)

Berlin_Calling
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:21 AM
Wait, Barrie, I thought u were married to Angele :o

Brandon85
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:21 AM
I'm about to hump my dog :)
hahaha! you guys are silly! fun to read! :lol:

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:21 AM
carisbro i just imed you
are you guys on aim? my aim is bonkers4brandy :)

VeNuS#1LoVa
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:21 AM
Carisbro, you gonna im me or what? :p

Mase
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:22 AM
Any room for some Mase???? ;)

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:23 AM
Mase...can i suck your dick :)?

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:24 AM
I need the action

Mase
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:25 AM
You can lick it good.... up and down!

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:27 AM
im so horny im having to smoke a fag to calm myself down! :eek: good job my mum is away til friday

darren cahill
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:27 AM
im so horny im having to smoke a fag to calm myself down! :eek: good job my mum is away til friday

i'm a fag

i dont mind if you smoke me! :devil:

cellophane
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:27 AM
Teach me tiger. Purrrrrrrrrrr. :p

Brandon85
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:28 AM
im so horny im having to smoke a fag to calm myself down! :eek: good job my mum is away til friday
are you the same girl on mark's board?

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:30 AM
woohoo...this is the shit

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:30 AM
i'm a fag

i dont mind if you smoke me! :devil:

if u can do a good impression of Jen i dont mind if u fuck me!! ;) :devil:

Brandon, yes i am ;)

Mase
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:31 AM
Someone say FAG??? Whatcha want do Darren ;)

darren cahill
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:31 AM
if u can do a good impression of Jen i dont mind if u fuck me!! ;) :devil:

Brandon, yes i am ;)

JENNIFERMARIE...FUCK YOU....TURN OFF THAT FUCKING PHONE AND GET OVER HERE...AND FUCK ME NOW...FUCK!

thats my jen impression! LOL...did it work? how about you just stick with jen and i'll take her brother...something tells me we'd be a lot happier that way! LOL

Carolina Girl
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:31 AM
dang..this thread was just made today..and already 4 pages?

Brandon85
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:32 AM
if u can do a good impression of Jen i dont mind if u fuck me!! ;) :devil:

Brandon, yes i am ;)
oh ok i thought so hey its brandon! i leave you alone now to get fucked lol haha!

darren cahill
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:34 AM
jennifermarie

check your pm's

Mr. Man
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:34 AM
are you guys on aim? my aim is bonkers4brandy :)
I know.. eheheh. :tape:

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:38 AM
JENNIFERMARIE...FUCK YOU....TURN OFF THAT FUCKING PHONE AND GET OVER HERE...AND FUCK ME NOW...FUCK!

thats my jen impression! LOL...did it work? how about you just stick with jen and i'll take her brother...something tells me we'd be a lot happier that way! LOL

hey thats good!! i like it!! :devil: but yea ur right, u can hav steven! ;)
and brandon, i guess your the same brandon!! u see im so well behaved on marks board! :angel:

darren, im off to check my pm's! ;)

cellophane
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:40 AM
So, is anybody doing IT yet? :rolleyes: :o I don't hear anything. ;) :o Too much foreplay, no action... :rolleyes: ;)

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:43 AM
oh yes Ty...give it to me

Richie77
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:48 AM
darren :wavey:

You're being bad! Am I gonna have to do something about that? ;)

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:52 AM
has anyone put on a strap-on and like, u know, fucked me in my absence? :p

King Satan
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:55 AM
You all are making your master satan proud :devil:

Brandon85
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:59 AM
hey thats good!! i like it!! :devil: but yea ur right, u can hav steven! ;)
and brandon, i guess your the same brandon!! u see im so well behaved on marks board! :angel:

darren, im off to check my pm's! ;)
yea lol! mark won't let us talk like this on his board! no i am going to stay out of all this cyber sex stuff...like i said its funny to read though.

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:02 AM
yea lol! mark won't let us talk like this on his board! no i am going to stay out of all this cyber sex stuff...like i said its funny to read though.

i cannot teampt u over to the dark side?! :devil:

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:02 AM
:yippee:

King Satan
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:03 AM
i cannot teampt u over to the dark side?! :devil:
maybe not him, but you can me :angel:

Brandon85
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:03 AM
nah i am just not really into that...but i am not judging you at all, everyone is horny! lol people act horny in different ways. :)

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:08 AM
maybe not him, but you can me :angel:
can u pretend to be Jen for me? darren has dun the best impression so far....;) this is the challenge i set u all!!! :devil:

well, yea Brandon were all different but theres only one person who gets me this bad! ;) problem is, its like 3am for me here!

King Satan
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:09 AM
can u pretend to be Jen for me? darren has dun the best impression so far....;) this is the challenge i set u all!!! :devil:

well, yea Brandon were all different but theres only one person who gets me this bad! ;) problem is, its like 3am for me here!
THAT FUCKIN BALL WAS OUT!! erm how's that? :o lol

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:12 AM
I've had the best cyber fucking in my life :)...I'm so satisfied...and i think I'm in love :hearts: :hearts:....love at first fuck :hearts:.

darren cahill
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:12 AM
can u pretend to be Jen for me? darren has dun the best impression so far....;) this is the challenge i set u all!!! :devil:

well, yea Brandon were all different but theres only one person who gets me this bad! ;) problem is, its like 3am for me here!


jennifermarie...i can be jen for ya all you want...i'll even rub that oil of olay on you to make you all 'smoothy'

remember that commercial?? LOL

Brandon85
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:13 AM
can u pretend to be Jen for me? darren has dun the best impression so far....;) this is the challenge i set u all!!! :devil:

well, yea Brandon were all different but theres only one person who gets me this bad! ;) problem is, its like 3am for me here!
i think your name is lucy??? anyway lucy do you have a pic of claire i always wanted to know hwat hse looks like. post it here if you got one.

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:20 AM
jennifermarie...i can be jen for ya all you want...i'll even rub that oil of olay on you to make you all 'smoothy'

remember that commercial?? LOL

oooh, yes please be jenny for me and ill stay here a little longer!! :bounce:

dont know the advert, maybe we have different ones to u!

and king snake, ur getting warm, but it needs to be more sexual i think! ;)

darren cahill
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:22 AM
oooh, yes please be jenny for me and ill stay here a little longer!! :bounce:

dont know the advert, maybe we have different ones to u!

and king snake, ur getting warm, but it needs to be more sexual i think! ;)


JEN, just put another post of yours on that thread!

Come on guys...vote for jennifermarie on general messages as the biggest perv for her fave! we all know she nasty! come on and vote!

carisbro
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:24 AM
fuckin cyber sex is fun... :hearts: no more offers tonite.... :)

Richie77
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:28 AM
I'd do it with darren, but he's ignoring me :sad:

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:31 AM
i'll do it with anyone who can do a good impression of jen!!

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:32 AM
that cyber sex I had sure beats fucking my dog :)

carisbro
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:33 AM
that cyber sex I had sure beats fucking my dog :)


:lol: :lol: yeah i bet...

darren cahill
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:35 AM
I'd do it with darren, but he's ignoring me :sad:


I wasnt ignoring you...i didnt even see ya there! :wavey:

i'm just on a mad dash of a campaign for jennifermarie to win the nastiest perv on here!

jen, posted the famous "sliding off chair" comment

Richie77
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:38 AM
I wasnt ignoring you...i didnt even see ya there! :wavey:

i'm just on a mad dash of a campaign for jennifermarie to win the nastiest perv on here!

jen, posted the famous "sliding off chair" comment
You didn't even see me there? :(

Hmmph, just for that I will NOT drop everything to have sex wiht you!


You'll have to wait 10 minutes ;)

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:49 AM
which is tighter... a dog's butt or a guy's butt :)?

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:50 AM
I swear my dog just begs me to fuck him....the look on his face says it all :rolleyes:...the slut

King Satan
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:51 AM
You all must fight the evil temptation of sex! :angel:

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:52 AM
:o

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:52 AM
You all must fight the evil temptation of sex! :angel:
fuck that shit...sex rules :)

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:53 AM
Joe, you get the fuck out, you, you, you horrible, horrible man!

:wavey:

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:54 AM
gonna leave soon myself if i dont get laid soon! :p

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:55 AM
jennifermarie, don't do thaaaaaaat... :sad:

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:59 AM
jennifermarie, don't do thaaaaaaat... :sad:

will u b my jenny? :lick:

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:02 AM
I'm more of a Martina. :devil:

Passive sex is good sometimes though? :unsure: :rolleyes:

Rothes
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:04 AM
Who's been a naughty little boy?

http://www.anniescostumes.com/dominatrix.jpg

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:05 AM
LMAO Rothes. :p

Go Emmanuelle Gagliardi. :wavey:

Rothes
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:06 AM
HHHHHOOOOOPPPPP SSSSCCCHHHWWWWIIIIIZZZZ :kiss:

Would you like some discipline?

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:08 AM
Yes. :yippee:

Rothes
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:10 AM
First I need to tie you up in Giovanni Leather, Once I you are defencless You will be strapped onto the ironing board with Metal Cufflinks.

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:11 AM
I'm more of a Martina. :devil:

Passive sex is good sometimes though? :unsure: :rolleyes:

of course, but im in the m9ood for Jen to F**K me sensless!! :devil:

Rothes
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:13 AM
http://www.crueldominatrix.com/splash_pix/tw033_small.jpg

I bought a friend with me J, I hope you don't mind.

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:19 AM
thats scary!!! im off to bed! :wavey: til tomorra....wet dreams ;)

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:22 AM
:o Wow..

Vincent
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:54 PM
Jordan., i don't know you are so horny. :eek: :p

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:57 PM
I'm dont!!! :p

You're the hornies! ;)

Mase
Jul 9th, 2003, 02:57 PM
Jordan your 'up' and at em today!

Vincent
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:04 PM
I'm dont!!! :p

You're the hornies! ;)
Liar! ;)
By the way, Jordan.,are you tall?

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:08 PM
Jordan your 'up' and at em today!

Yay! It's Mase, my new bitch! :wavey:

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:08 PM
Liar! ;)
By the way, Jordan.,are you tall?

No. :)

Vincent
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:22 PM
How tall are you, Jordan?

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:32 PM
5'1''.

Mase
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:34 PM
5'1???? hmmmmmmm thats about the right height for......

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:36 PM
still at it guys? :eek: ;) :devil:

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:37 PM
Bwahahahaha.

I'm really about 5'7''. :)

Vincent
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:37 PM
5'1''.
Are you kidding? :rolleyes:

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:37 PM
*licks jennifermarie's underarms*

Erm.... :unsure: Do you use deodorant? :o

:angel: :kiss: :p

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:38 PM
Are you kidding? :rolleyes:

Yes, fathead!

Vincent
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:38 PM
Bwahahahaha.

I'm really about 5'7''. :)
LOL, i finally find someone who's shorter than me. :p

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:40 PM
LOL, i finally find someone who's shorter than me. :p

:secret: ferrero is such an short. :unsure:

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:41 PM
*licks jennifermarie's underarms*

Erm.... :unsure: Do you use deodorant? :o

:angel: :kiss: :p

yes, Sanex dermo protector funnily enuff! :D and i shaved them nice and smooth this morning.... ;)

Vincent
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:41 PM
Jordan, where are you from?

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:42 PM
Jordan, where are you from?

Hell.

You got me, I'm J/K!!!

I'm from Louisiana.

Thanks.

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:42 PM
yes, Sanex dermo protector funnily enuff! :D and i shaved them nice and smooth this morning.... ;)

Oh neato! :angel:

Vincent
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:45 PM
Hell.

You got me, I'm J/K!!!

I'm from Louisiana.

Thanks.
J/K =? :o

Mase
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:46 PM
Whats Mardi Gras like Jordan, Im guessing you've been.. has to be NUTS, no pun intended.

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:46 PM
and my legs are equally smooth and strokable and lickable.....:lick: ;)

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:48 PM
J/K =? :o

Just Kidding... :rolleyes:

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:48 PM
Whats Mardi Gras like Jordan, Im guessing you've been.. has to be NUTS, no pun intended.

No! Never!

That's the Devil's parade!

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:49 PM
and my legs are equally smooth and strokable and lickable.....:lick: ;)

I shave my legs too. They're tan, muscular, and hairless.

Sounds delicious, huh?

Vincent
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:50 PM
Just Kidding... :rolleyes:
Lose all confident :sad: :p

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:50 PM
I shave my legs too. They're tan, muscular, and hairless.

Sounds delicious, huh?

mmmm....sounds like Jennys ;) tell me, are u wearing a short Fila skirt? :drool: ;)

Vincent
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:50 PM
I shave my legs too. They're tan, muscular, and hairless.

Sounds delicious, huh?
I hate hairless legs :lol:

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:51 PM
mmmm....sounds like Jennys ;) tell me, are u wearing a short Fila skirt? :drool: ;)

No, I'm not wearing anything.

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:52 PM
I hate hairless legs :lol:

ferrero, what's your real purpose of being here? If you want to have cyber-sex, just ask Mase.

Okay, thanks.

Vincent
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:53 PM
ferrero, what's your real purpose of being here? If you want to have cyber-sex, just ask Mase.

Okay, thanks.
hm..i am interested in every threads, so....
are you in bad mood today? it seems that i provoke you.

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:54 PM
No, I'm not wearing anything.

Damn, ive got nuthin to take off u then! :(

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:55 PM
hm..i am interested in every threads, so....
are you in bad mood today? it seems that i provoke you.

No, I'm just very blunt lately.

Sorry friend. :kiss:

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:56 PM
Damn, ive got nuthin to take off u then! :(

I'm wearing a bikini now.

Mase
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:56 PM
hm..i am interested in every threads, so....
are you in bad mood today? it seems that i provoke you.

Youve never been to my thread... :sad:

:lol: :lol:

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:57 PM
:lol: What a joke.

Mase
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:57 PM
I'm wearing a bikini now.


:o ---- SCARY!!!



J/k!! :lol: :lol:


Me= SO FUNNY!

Vincent
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:58 PM
Youve never been to my thread... :sad:

:lol: :lol:
Do you want me to be there?

Vincent
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:59 PM
No, I'm just very blunt lately.

Sorry friend. :kiss:
I am glad that i didn't make anyone feel annoying. :)

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 03:59 PM
:o ---- SCARY!!!



J/k!! :lol: :lol:


Me= SO FUNNY!

YOU = LARD-EATER THAT SOAKS IN COOKED BACON OIL!!!

Mase
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:00 PM
Anyone's WELCOME....... it gets Nasty sometimes though....

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:00 PM
I am glad that i didn't make anyone feel annoying. :)

Why don't we being a best friends from on now?! :wavey:

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:01 PM
I'm wearing a bikini now.

this one????? :drool: :lick: :devil: http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/groups/hotjennifercapriati/Jen%27s+Arse/nice+ass.jpg?bcQJDD_AgGsE15CN

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:02 PM
Exactly!

That bitch is going down.

Vincent
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:03 PM
Why don't we being a best friends from on now?! :wavey:
OMG :eek: can we?

Mase
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:03 PM
What a HALLMARK momment... I think, I think Im going to :sad:


Me= DORK

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:04 PM
OMG :eek: can we?

It'll be my pleasure. :bounce:

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:05 PM
What a HALLMARK momment... I think, I think Im going to :sad:


Me= DORK

I love you, even though you ignore me in your thread, call me fat, throw habanero peppers at me, hate me, and put pickled eggs in my salad.

Vincent
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:06 PM
It'll be my pleasure. :bounce:
Thank you very much.

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:06 PM
Exactly!

That bitch is going down.

me? im going 'down' right now baby! :devil:

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:07 PM
me? im going 'down' right now baby! :devil:

LOL.. good one. :fuck:

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:07 PM
Thank you very much.

So, what's the first thing we're gonna do as best friends?!

Mase
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:10 PM
I love you, even though you ignore me in your thread, call me fat, throw habanero peppers at me, hate me, and put pickled eggs in my salad.

There's nothing wrong with Tough Love now is there? :D

Jordan.
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:11 PM
Now I'm crying..

Thanks alot. :sad:

Vincent
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:11 PM
So, what's the first thing we're gonna do as best friends?!
To ruin all your threads. :eek: :p

Jennifer's wife
Jul 9th, 2003, 04:12 PM
LOL.. good one. :fuck:

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