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saki
Jan 27th, 2002, 08:50 PM
http://www.burningcircus.com/content/navratilova.shtml

Thought we could use some light relief. It's a bit bizarre, but quite funny.

please don't ban me for this, Josh

veryborednow
Jan 27th, 2002, 09:14 PM
LMFAO!!! EW!! Thanks, I needed that :)

arn
Jan 27th, 2002, 09:15 PM
:o lol

Josh
Jan 27th, 2002, 09:25 PM
LMAO.......oh yeah, you're suspended! :p

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daNieLa iS cUtE
Jan 27th, 2002, 09:26 PM
:eek:

Had a very good laugh...cheers!
:)

TeeRexx
Jan 27th, 2002, 09:36 PM
:eek: :)

per4ever
Jan 27th, 2002, 09:50 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

omg..how nice ;)

gentenaire
Jan 27th, 2002, 11:08 PM
LMAO!!:o

Justin
Jan 27th, 2002, 11:44 PM
Martina's Vagina: (whispering) Okay, okay my lips are sealed!


LMAO.

Maybe Martina should audition for the vagina monologues.

Maajken
Jan 27th, 2002, 11:54 PM
omg lmao :o

thefreedesigner
Jan 28th, 2002, 12:19 AM
:eek: :eek: :o

Jordan.
Jan 28th, 2002, 12:44 AM
OMG!LOL!

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jan 28th, 2002, 12:45 AM
OMG!!!!!!!! :eek: :o

Randy H
Jan 28th, 2002, 01:19 AM
lol!!!! that was great! hahaha

Tammy
Jan 28th, 2002, 01:46 AM
oh my :o

Martian KC
Jan 28th, 2002, 03:07 AM
OMG!! I am in awe!:eek:

Giuliano
Jan 28th, 2002, 03:09 AM
lmao :o. Who wrote that?

Linton
Jan 28th, 2002, 03:46 AM
Thats so funny. WH

Linton
Jan 28th, 2002, 03:46 AM
Thats so funny. Who wrote that congratulations to u.

saki
Jan 28th, 2002, 04:55 AM
It's bizarre isn't it?

Although I object to the implication that lesbians must necessarily be sexually unsatisfied, it was funny!

marshmellow
Jan 28th, 2002, 10:04 AM
heeeheeeheee! http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/kao/otn/bloblaugh.gif

this is the part that got me laughing the mosthttp://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s2/kao/otn/blobtongue.gif....

Martina's Vagina: Okay, I'm not so sure about the choice we made.

Martina: (shock) What?

Martina's Vagina: Yeah, I guess I'm not over the experimental stage, maybe. Maybe we just didn't try enough to be, you know.

Martina: What, straight?

Martina's Vagina: Normal, Martina, normal!


Moderator: Now, let's not editorialize here–

Martina: (complete shock) I..I don't know what to say. No. No, you're happy, I know it!

Martina's Vagina: I am not happy. I'm not happy at all! I need things! I need long, solid things! I'm tired of this "internal genetalia" bullshit! I can't take it any longer, Martina, I just can't! (near tears)

Martina: No! I can't believe it! You want...you want...men?

Martina's Vagina: For the love of God, woman, stick something in me!

Martina: (gasp) I... I....

Martina's Vagina: I, I, I! It's always you and your needs! Dammit, I NEED DICK!

Martina: (gasping, shock, then- passes out)


haha, im reminded of one scene in WiLL and GRaCe where martina was in a bar with karen...anyoen else see it? karen's soo funny....