View Full Version : What To Say To A Co-Worker When She's Being A Total B****?

Jan 26th, 2002, 06:23 AM
Very seldom I work with this one particlar female who is an absolute b*****. She just sits over at her console for 12 hours and eats and make nasty comments about everybody and everything. She crunches her potato chips with her mouth open and chomps on her gum with her mouth open - just to annoy the rest of us. She is such a snot. What can I do to make her know that she is very annoying w/o making it World War 3? We've tried to talk to her and she's a brat about it. She's very nasty and vengeful. We tried to talk to her, but now she just hates everyone of us and tries to make us miserable. What dirty little games or tricks can I do/say to get even?

I can't think of anything, but I need her to know that I can be just as obtrusive as she can. Thanks for any help.

Jan 26th, 2002, 06:44 AM
Put her stapler in jelly.

Mr. uppercut
Jan 26th, 2002, 06:51 AM
have her under serveilance and then show her the tape. That should do the trick, not to mention show her how bad she looks in those pants!;)

Jan 26th, 2002, 07:55 PM
For Valentine's Day, hire a female stripper who will perform for her in your office. At the end, the stripper says, "Happy Valentine's Day from your lover Susan". Trust me, this bitch sounds so uptight that being thought of as a lesbian would send her packing. :kiss:

Williams Rulez
Jan 26th, 2002, 07:59 PM
lol @ Imelda!!

Jan 26th, 2002, 08:01 PM
oh, good one ... :kiss:

Jan 27th, 2002, 03:23 AM
this girl obviously have some kind of problem....http://www.3dpcgame.com/cwm/s/kao/otn/pconfused.gif maybe she just hates the JOB more than anything else...hehe, that's why she whines and bitches about everything...

seriously though, just pull her aside for a moment and tell her that no one really wnats to hate her but she should erally make more of an effort to get along with you guyz..

or, you know...what imelda saidhttp://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/kao/otn/blobtongue.gif....

Mar 29th, 2003, 03:32 PM
Well, whatever we did worked! SHE QUIT!!!

King Aaron
Mar 29th, 2003, 03:37 PM
What did you do in the end?

Mar 29th, 2003, 03:45 PM
We all pretty much just ignored her. She would wanna bitch and cause problems, but we all just did our jobs and basically ignored her. Once she realized she wasn't the little office darling she thought she was.... I think it really hurt her self esteem to realize that we all really hated her.

She now changing shitty bedsheets at an old folks home.

King Aaron
Mar 29th, 2003, 03:52 PM
Ignoring her is the best choice. There's nothing worse than having no one talk or listen to you.
Lol......awww poor thing.

Mar 29th, 2003, 04:15 PM
She was the type of person that was the center of her universe,...and thought by nature that she was the center of our universe too. She was wayyyy wrong.

King Aaron
Mar 29th, 2003, 04:18 PM
Lol...yeah I've met some people who are like that before.