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CondiLicious
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:27 PM
What 3 questions would you love to ask your favorite player and get a truthful non-BS answer with...

beauty_is_pink
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:30 PM
What 3 questions would you love to ask your favorite player and get a truthful non-BS answer with...


Can i have your back-stage pass to the players lounge.. and can you get me tickets to the matches?

:eek: hahaha

beauty_is_pink
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:31 PM
o.. thats only 2 questions.. hmm #3 ... this is for Marat Safin, Juan Carlos Ferrero, Andy Roddick, David Nalbanian: COME HOME WITH ME!

:drool: :hearts: :kiss: :lick:


:angel: :angel: :angel:

Chris_Martin's_woman
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:35 PM
Questions to ask Lleyton:
1. Will you marry me?
2. How big is that humongous thing you keep in your shorts?!?:eek:
3. Can I just have you for one night??????:hearts:


Questions to ask Kim:
1. Is Lleyton good in bed?;)
2. Can I give you some fashion tips?
3. Do you ever brush your hair??


Good topic btw!:D

M&M
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:36 PM
Questions to ask Lleyton:
1. Will you marry me?
2. How big is that humongous thing you keep in your shorts?!?:eek:
3. Can I just have you for one night??????:hearts:


Questions to ask Kim:
1. Is Lleyton good in bed?;)
2. Can I give you some fashion tips?
3. Do you ever brush your hair??


Good topic btw!:D

lol

beauty_is_pink
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:37 PM
Questions to ask Lleyton:
1. Will you marry me?
2. How big is that humongous thing you keep in your shorts?!?:eek:
3. Can I just have you for one night??????:hearts:


Questions to ask Kim:
1. Is Lleyton good in bed?;)
2. Can I give you some fashion tips?
3. Do you ever brush your hair??


Good topic btw!:D


lol... lmao.. those are funni questions... and i agree.. GOOD TOPIC!

lleyton says: OH YES ... TAKE ME NOWW! i'll leave Kim for you!

lol

:rolleyes:

irma
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:42 PM
did you tank masters 92 because of other plans?
how long did you feel that you didn't play tennis for the right reasons and why didn't you retire then?
why are you about to ruin a perfect memory?

CondiLicious
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:42 PM
To Monica

1. Do you have lesbian tendencies?
2. (if she says yes) Do you find me attractive?
3. What do you *really* think of Steffi Graf?


and cos I'm greedy I'd ask her 2 more...

4. Donald Trump... Why?
5. Did you really miss Wimbledon '91 with injury?

irma
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:44 PM
I will not ask sex questions

well maybe where you really in bed with mick hucknall?;)

Chris_Martin's_woman
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:45 PM
I really do wonder if she brushes her hair.......it always looks really bad.......sorry Kimmy but it does!:eek:


Oe more question for Kim.........."Do you want some proactiv solution?"

CondiLicious
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:48 PM
I will not ask sex questions

well maybe where you really in bed with mick hucknall?;)

Is he the Simply Red guy????

ewwwwwwwwww

Chris_Martin's_woman
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:49 PM
Yeah I know........that is kinda mean!

Chris_Martin's_woman
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:51 PM
I gotta go yall.........thanks for the great topic..........bye!:wavey:

irma
Apr 9th, 2003, 08:52 PM
yeah apparently she was listed on his official site as his ex (I didn't check just heard it from somebody) so I guess those rumours in 90 (there were pics of them together) where somewhat true

but then steffi said in 99 that she was with that photographer for 4 years so maybe she had two bf's at the same time (since in 93 she was with michael b)

King Lindsay
Apr 9th, 2003, 09:11 PM
1. How the hell did you lose the 2000 US Open final?

2. What really happened with robert?

3. Are you as gracious and polite as you're made out to be, or are you secretly quite the Bitchy Midgy?

thalle
Apr 9th, 2003, 09:40 PM
Gabby, you stole my questions!!

For Lleyton:
1) How did you and Kim REALLY meet? The truth please!
2) Don't you ever get tired of Chezza and Glynn?
3) Something about The Crows!!!

CondiLicious
Apr 9th, 2003, 10:34 PM
yeah apparently she was listed on his official site as his ex (I didn't check just heard it from somebody) so I guess those rumours in 90 (there were pics of them together) where somewhat true

but then steffi said in 99 that she was with that photographer for 4 years so maybe she had two bf's at the same time (since in 93 she was with michael b)

Well... If she did date him she's in good company. Catherine Zeta Jones has been there and done that with him too!

Dava
Apr 9th, 2003, 10:36 PM
Anna>

1> How will you improve your game
2> Is it hard being this famous
3> I lost my telephone number can I have 7 of yours.

WhatTheDeuce
Apr 9th, 2003, 10:36 PM
To Monica:

Why are you always injured?
Honestly, how much longer do u think youll be around?
PLEASE WIN A SLAM!!! Do you think you can???

To Anna:

Why dont you work on your F***ing serve? ;)
What the hell do you with harold all day on court and why arent any results coming? :mad:
When will we see the Anna we should be seing :sad:

WhatTheDeuce
Apr 9th, 2003, 10:37 PM
Anna>

1> How will you improve your game
2> Is it hard being this famous
3> I lost my telephone number can I have 7 of yours.
LOL

HAIL-VENUS
Apr 9th, 2003, 10:39 PM
Venus:

1. Are you sexually active?
2. Inspite of your religious beliefs, do you
practice "self abuse"?
3. How do you REEEEALLLLY feel about Serena
beating you in 4 consecutive Grand Slam finals?

Serena

1. Same as Venus's
2. Same as Venus's too
3. How do you REEEEALLLY feel about defeating
Venus in 4 consecutive Grand Slam finals?

CondiLicious
Apr 9th, 2003, 10:43 PM
Venus:


2. Inspite of your religious beliefs, do you
practice "self abuse"?


:D dang!

billie_jean_king
Apr 9th, 2003, 10:54 PM
Jen - will you play on my team again?
Jen - will you be my friend again?
Jen - do you love me?

I think she'd probably say 'no' to them all :sad:

HAIL-VENUS
Apr 9th, 2003, 11:04 PM
BTW, self abuse is the term Jehovah's Witnesses use for masturbation. :angel:

Pamela Shriver
Apr 9th, 2003, 11:09 PM
JenCap - Was I your inspiration?

Car Key Boi
Apr 9th, 2003, 11:09 PM
Questions to ask Anna

1. do yuo do home calls or hotel calls only?
2. how much is it gonna cost me?
3. will yuo take a check?

- Car Key Boi :cool:

SJW
Apr 9th, 2003, 11:18 PM
Serena:

1.So how many times did u do it with James
2.is he as good as he looks (and as myth has it)
3.why didnt u get ur hair done b4 Wimby 2002? :rolleyes:

Serena2 (cos im greedy :p)

1.will u keep beating Venus 4 me?
2.ur not reli a witness, r u? u a bad gyal and u kno it
3.can i have guest passes to all ur matches?

the others:

1Alex. when will u bitchslap ur mom?
2ElenaB. why r u so cute?
3Alicia. why has it taken u this long to kick ass?

the others2 (never have been one to follow rulz)

1Venus.when will u quit pretendin u like tennis and retire?
2Jennifer. will u marry JenniferMarie to shut her up? ;) *real* will u pretend u have turrets on center court when i see u (hopefully) at Wimby this year?
3Kim. why cant u beat Venus anymore? *or* why are u not above Venus on my faves list?

i no i'll think of more..

Jennifer's wife
Apr 9th, 2003, 11:20 PM
Me:Jen, how do u intend to improve your serve?
jen: um like, u know. whats your next question?

me:jen, i think u r the most beautiful woman i hav ever met. can i take u home and make sweet sweet music with u?
jen:i mean, u know, huh?

me: wanna f**k?
jen: now ur talkin my language baby!!

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apoet29
Apr 9th, 2003, 11:25 PM
To Anna:

Why dont you work on your F***ing serve? ;)
What the hell do you with harold all day on court and why arent any results coming? :mad:
When will we see the Anna we should be seing :sad:

Ouch. That's what I call tough love. :kiss:

What I would ask Serena:
1. How long do you think you can dominate?
2. What kind of reception do you think you will get at the French Open?
3. Do you think you can repeat as the champion at the remaining three slams this year?

What I would ask Venus:
1. Have you really put your loss to Shaughnessy behind you?
2. Do you ever get jealous over all the attention Serena gets?
3. Do you think you will win Wimbledon this year?

What I would ask Lindsey:
1. Why do you drop your coach and how has it effected your relationship with your fiancee?
2. What do you think your chances are at the French Open?
3. Is there a chance that Robert Van Hoff could become your coach again?

What I would ask Chanda:
1. What would you say to people who wrote you off this time last year?
2. How do you feel about your chances at the remaining three slams?
3. How much longer will you play?

What I would ask Meghann:
1. What kind of confidence has your new fitness regime given you on the court?
2. How do you feel about your chances at the remaining three slams?
3. What do you see yourself in five years tenniswise?

Spirit
Apr 10th, 2003, 01:29 PM
Gosh, only three? :confused: Sorry, I'm going to sneak in one more.

I would ask Monica:

1. Tell me all about your relationship with Steffi, including your real feelings about her. Take your time. Be specific. ;)
2. How does that mind of yours really work?
3. What was the deal with Wimbledon '91?
4. Shall we have a grandiose wedding with lots of fanfare, or a simple quiet ceremony with just a few close friends?

Spirit
Apr 10th, 2003, 01:32 PM
BTW, self abuse is the term Jehovah's Witnesses use for masturbation. :angel:

Ah, thanks for clearing that up. I was :confused: .

SJW
Apr 10th, 2003, 01:51 PM
why all this mystery about Wimby 91?? :confused:

was Monica doing a Venus an just not decide to show up? :confused:

Serendy Willick
Apr 10th, 2003, 01:59 PM
To Serena:
1. Will you tell the guys to leave you alone until after you retire

2. What really made you get off your arse and start playing well after Wimbeldon 01

3. Will you please continue to beat everyones butt for me?

4. Will you please not have anymore first round scares like Emilie Loit at the Austrailian?

5. Will you please not evver ever wear blond hair again?

Mase
Apr 10th, 2003, 02:10 PM
Me:Jen, how do u intend to improve your serve?
jen: um like, u know. whats your next question?

me:jen, i think u r the most beautiful woman i hav ever met. can i take u home and make sweet sweet music with u?
jen:i mean, u know, huh?

me: wanna f**k?
jen: now ur talkin my language baby!!

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First of all too F-ING FUNNY!! Here's the questions I would ask...

Jennifer-

1) I'd have to ask how she is planning to work on that damn serve as well
2) We know you were busted for pot, but what other types of drugs, if any, we're you doing at that time?
3) Seriously, when you keep losing to Serena do you just want to scream expletives?????? :)

Spirit
Apr 10th, 2003, 02:24 PM
why all this mystery about Wimby 91?

Monica had become #1 in March 1991 and was the hottest subject in tennis at the time, especially considering her battle with Steffi for the top spot. Then she pulled out of Wimbledon that year at the last moment with no explanation whatsoever and seemed to vanish from the face of the Earth. There was not even a press release.

Apparently, it caused a huge uproar and a lot of anger. There were people, including Bud Collins, calling for the WTA to ban her for up to a year.

After the tournament was over, Monica re-appeared and said she had pulled out because she was suffering from shin splints, and had waited for the last moment to make that decision because she was a competitor and had been hoping to play.

She explained her silence by claiming inexperience with all the attention being the #1 player would bring upon her :confused: ; basically saying she hadn't been aware that being incommunicado would cause such a fuss. But it caused a fuss for several weeks, which she couldn't possibly have been ignorant of (apparently; I myself wasn't a tennis fan at the time, and I don't recall hearing anything about it, but then I wouldn't have because I didn't care).

The rumors were vicious and the British tabloids were giddy that they had such an impassioned, controversial topic to talk about. They even offered money for anyone who could provide a current photo proving Monica's whereabouts. It was a huge mess.

Monica won the other 3 Slams that year. It's a source of frustration for us fans that she might have won the Grand Slam had she played. I believe that part of the reason she got hammered for her grunting at Wimbledon in 1992 was that people were paying her back for the previous year.

She has stuck with the shin splint story forever. I have no idea if it's true or not. I suspect that if it isn't, she has good reasons (i.e., it was something extremely private). Many people still wonder about it.

SJW
Apr 10th, 2003, 03:12 PM
ok thanks :D

British tabloids......nutha name 4 rubbish collectors ;)

Car Key Boi
Apr 10th, 2003, 03:52 PM
Questions to Venus

1. what car do yuo drive?
2. where do yuo park yuor car?
3. do yuo prefer straight scratches or curvy ones?

SCRAAAATCH! :D

- Car Key Boi :cool:

Vincent
Apr 10th, 2003, 04:17 PM
Questions to Martina

1. How is your life without tennis?
2. Will you even think of a comeback?
3. could you coach me?

Really hope martina will answer my questions :)