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Dava
Mar 23rd, 2003, 05:03 PM
Here are some really dumb comments by tennis commentators! I orginally posted these on the AK boards.

"I have the feeling that, if she had been playing against herself, she would have won that point"
Bob Hewitt

"Monica Seles has so much control of the raquet with those double-handed wrists"
Virginia Wade

"Her best forehand is on her backhand side"
Virginia Wade

"I really do sympathise with the promblem of the net when you're hitting a volley. It's a real obstacle in the middle of the court" Virginia Wade

"Tennis is one of those games like all other games..."
Virginia Wade

"Hingis is going through a part of her life which she has never been through before"
Virginia Wade

"Lleyton Hewitt has two great stregnths, his legs, his speed, his agility and his competitiveness"
Pat Cash

"She just couldn't cope with the game she did'nt have"
Virginia Wade

" I had the feeling today that Venus Williams would either win or lose"
Martina Navratilova

"Tim Henman, I guess, is sitting in the locker room, pacing up and down"
John Inverdale

"Jelena Dokic left the court with a face as long as thunder"
John Inverdale

"It's been predictable, in the sense 'expect the unexpected'"
John McEnroe

"Getting your first serve in is a great way to avoid double faults"
John Fitzgerald

Shedevil
Mar 23rd, 2003, 05:07 PM
lmao, funny :D

bmxbandit
Mar 23rd, 2003, 05:07 PM
" I had the feeling today that Venus Williams would either win or lose"

i think that's the dumbest one ever...LOL!

Jericho
Mar 23rd, 2003, 05:07 PM
"I have the feeling that, if she had been playing against herself, she would have won that point"
Bob Hewitt

"Monica Seles has so much control of the raquet with those double-handed wrists"
Virginia Wade

"Tim Henman, I guess, is sitting in the locker room, pacing up and down"
John Inverdale

"Getting your first serve in is a great way to avoid double faults"
John Fitzgerald

LoL @ those...virginia says a lot of weird things...

Gallofa
Mar 23rd, 2003, 05:09 PM
Ah, Virginia :D what a legend :D

vaiva
Mar 23rd, 2003, 05:18 PM
LMAO!

*happy that nobody records when I talk*

irma
Mar 23rd, 2003, 05:20 PM
nothing as dumb as the ball goes over the net many times (after a long rally) from marcella meskers. we could write a book with her comments!

Monica_Rules
Mar 23rd, 2003, 05:26 PM
Virgina:rolleyes:

LMAO!

Monica_Rules
Mar 23rd, 2003, 05:27 PM
Virgina:rolleyes:

LMAO!

Shedevil
Mar 23rd, 2003, 05:27 PM
lol, yeah, i'll be the editor, let us split the profit :)
hmm....how 'bout i get 60%?

carot
Mar 23rd, 2003, 05:53 PM
lmfao :D

Caz
Mar 23rd, 2003, 06:02 PM
Rotfl!! :d

Dava
Mar 28th, 2003, 10:59 AM
Here are some more.

Its one set all, 4 games all and 30 all, Henin has the clear advantage.
David Mercer

"Pete Sampras prepares to put another notch in the history books"
richard Evans

"If you can't get near a radio, Henmans taken the first set"
Emma B while LIVE on a Radio 1

"Sampras in white, serves with his baggy shorts"
Ian Carter

I wonder if the Germans have a word for Blitzkrieg in their language"
Frew McMillan

"Well judgin from his serves he will either win this match or lose it"
Simon Reed

"She never loses a match. If she loses its because an opponent beat her"
Pam Shriver

"He moved from side to side laterally"
John Barrett

"The referee has one eye on the match and both eyes on the weather"
Su Barker

"Martina's done extremely well here to put Jana in the extremely difficult position of having to serve for the match"
Ann Jones

INTERVIEWER: SO Pam what are your interests outside of tennis?
SHRIVER: Well I run a tennis school...

"Graf has now won 42 consecutive matches winning all of them"
Christine James

caramel
Mar 28th, 2003, 11:05 AM
LMAO!

*happy that nobody records when I talk*

I agree... some of my comments are pretty dumb,too. I should become a tennis commentator anytime in the future but wait... I´m way too happy at my current job although I wouldn´t mind getting paid for making rubbish comments. ;)

Mattographer
Mar 28th, 2003, 11:28 AM
Here are some more.

Its one set all, 4 games all and 30 all, Henin has the clear advantage.
David Mercer

"She never loses a match. If she loses its because an opponent beat her"
Pam Shriver

"The referee has one eye on the match and both eyes on the weather"
Su Barker
LOL! :rolleyes:

Gallofa
Mar 28th, 2003, 12:04 PM
Here are some more.
INTERVIEWER: SO Pam what are your interests outside of tennis?
SHRIVER: Well I run a tennis school...


Ooooh!!! That's a CLASSIC!!!! LMAO!!!! :D :D :D

Sam L
Mar 28th, 2003, 12:06 PM
LOL @ all of them.

OMG especially at that Pam quote pointed out by Gallofa, that's just too funny. LOL! :D

Experimentee
Mar 28th, 2003, 12:10 PM
A stupid thing i heard virginia ruzici say once was when the player (cant remember who) hit a forehand down the line and she said "that was a great backhand winner!"