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chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:43 AM
list down the things you want to confess, i.e. an old crush, a sin, anything! you don't have to be regretful of it, just post it!

Snuffkin
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:44 AM
I once flooded the toilets at my old school. I forgot I left the plug in and the tap running.

I was 4 years old.

chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:52 AM
I used to have this really big crush on Mary Stuart Masterson in the movie Chances Are. i was 6 or 7 then.

JoeyWinson3.0
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:53 AM
On the toilet theme, at Milford Primary School I blocked the toilets up by attempting to flush a whole bog roll (plus cardboard) down the lav. I then blamed it on a lad who got the blame for everything and he was humiliated in front of assembly because seven people "saw" him do it.

I now occasionally see this lad down the pub... I have never told him the truth.

Pureracket
Feb 20th, 2003, 01:00 AM
I once masturbated to Angela Landsberry.

chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 01:01 AM
i put a chick in the freezer when i was in my grandpa's farm it froze to death. my grandpa's already dead and i never told him!


i might be charged with animal rights violation. hey, i was really, really young then.

chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by Pureracket
I once masturbated to Angela Landsberry.

i hope you don't mind me asking, but how old are you 75? and why the hell to Angela Lansbury?

King Satan
Feb 20th, 2003, 01:05 AM
that's nothing chapel. I once drowned some some cats in my grandpas duck pond :eek: I put them in a cage and threw them in lol. I was 7 i think :angel:

chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 01:10 AM
my brother broke his arm coz he fell off the horse. i whipped the horse's ass. i still wouldn't admit it!

King Satan
Feb 20th, 2003, 01:15 AM
one time i chased this kid when i was 5, cos he hit my brother. and chased him for almost a whole block, until the block ended (he was on a bike) and he crossed the street real fast and he got hit by a car :eek:

His face was all bloody :eek: i'm surprised he lived :eek:

JoeyWinson3.0
Feb 20th, 2003, 02:13 AM
I've had to edit this post... basically it was about a mates breasts, she knows they are great and she ain't bothered about the praise she gets for them (and they are a natural work of art), but she is a great lass and a top laugh... I shouldn't be so crass to just point out her knockers as her best feature.

But God they are bloody great (sorry ladies)

chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 03:39 AM
i put the neighbor's kittens under a pull-out bed and tried to squash them over and over. by the time i've had my day's worth of fun, i carried them back to the neighbor's door step when she wasn't around. it was amazing that they were still alive although they moved around like really dizzy. i was looking at them to see if they're about to die. then one by one they started to scratch my hands. it was like "Zombies: back from the dead! -- the kitty version." good thing it wasn't my face. now i've got a phobia of cats. guess that serves me right!

SM
Feb 20th, 2003, 10:35 AM
I missed a shot saw a butterfly flying past me, and swatted it with my raquet! :O...i felt sorry for it and held up play taking it off the court in case i stepped on it! I felt real bad!!!

gokimmie
Feb 20th, 2003, 10:47 AM
:eek: you are very cruel people!

Crazy Canuck
Feb 20th, 2003, 10:49 AM
When I was 13, a friend and I decided to spice up our Saturday night be going up to the school and spray painting crude words and pornographic sketches all over the walls and playground equipment.

We went just after sunset, and made quick work of it. There was a large field behind the school, where we burried the evidence under some rocks.

Monday rolls around, and just about everybody assumes it was our group of friends, and our closes friends all suspect it was us. Somehow this leaks out and we get called down to the principals office and asked if we could explain "the following", as the principal proceeded to show us a series of spray cans that had been found in the back fields.

Turns out that some tard was dirt biking and managed to find them by chance - lets just say that we didn't burry them so well afterall!

Of course we denied all, and got away with it because there was no evidence that linked us directly to the crime. Furthermore we got our stories straighted out a day before they even had a chance to talk to us. We blamed it on some Queen Mary's twerps (rival school) who had a reputation for such handy work. But I still can't look at the dirt bike tard the same way, to this day...
Who the hell uncovers spray cans in a field and turns them in to the neighbouring school? Then again, he didn't exactly like us...


Moving on, later that month my friends (in my absense) decided that it would be good fun to play with fire in the back fields. They ended up setting a fire too big to put out, and taking off. The fire dept. was called in by somebody unrelated to them, though it had pretty much put itself out by that point.

So the next week they held an assembly for all the grade 7 and 8 classes to speak of all these incidents that had been occuring (there were various other things that I won't get into). More than 100 people had to suffer because of the stupidity of my friends and I. Not to mention all the money we cost them...

King Satan
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:04 AM
one time i got mad cos my brothers chinese fighting fish killed mine in a fight. So at night when my brother went to bed, i grabbed the cup the fish was in, and i threw an alka seltzer in it :eek:

Oh yeah, this other time, we had some gold fish we didn't want, and we decided to boil some water and throw them in lol. They wiggled for a sec, and then their insides came out :eek:

I also used to harpoon some of the fish i didn't want. I would attach a needle to the end of a pencil, and i'd stab them :eek:

or i'd put them in the freezer :eek: , I was like a damn death squad :o

you guys think i'm destined to be a serial killer? :eek::o:devil::angel:

chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:21 AM
i broke up with my ex in a very civil way. i told her it's because we don't get to see each other too often anymore. but the real reason was that my all-time crush since 5th grade was showing signs that she might be interested in me. i dated that all-time crush for awhile but we had to keep it among us and a few friends. i mean, i don't want people talking.

irma
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:24 AM
I terrorized my family when I was little :eek:

they said one day you will be sitting on the table and we are all under it lol;)

chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:25 AM
TheGuy ---> dude, it's official! you're one of my favorite people now! i never thought there is a person as bad as me!

chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:32 AM
whenever we used to fight when we were kids, or nana would stop us by giving both me and my lil bro something we could use to kill each other. everytime she did that we'd get scared. one time, i was really pissed with my bro coz he broke my gameboy and, as usual, we fought. and as usual, our nana came running with the fighting objects. i was given an ice pick and my bro a butter knife. wrong move! knowing the advantage i have in my hands, i started chasing both of them with the ice pick!...man, i think i was a psycho kid!

King Satan
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by chapel
TheGuy ---> dude, it's official! you're one of my favorite people now! i never thought there is a person as bad as me!

Bro, that's not even the beginning :o

I was the baddest kid ever lol

I still haven't said anything about my cat burning/blowing up days :eek:

irma
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:45 AM
I had fish and I wanted to give him a nice home so I put all stone in his aquarium sadly the fish got the stones on his little head. that was the end of fishy :o

chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:47 AM
i only had one experience with cats, the one i posted above, and it wasn't lovely! i didn't hurt too many animals (meaning to my heart's content) coz my bro's a freakin animal lover! he'd always go ballistic whenever he sees me holding an animal. but i was good with breaking, burning, stealing, etc., my neighbor's stuff!

King Satan
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:51 AM
I used to be so awful to animals. I'd always try to find a cool way to kill them, but now I love animals, i couldn't hurt a bug :)

chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by irma
I had fish and I wanted to give him a nice home so I put all stone in his aquarium sadly the fish got the stones on his little head. that was the end of fishy :o

i didn't get to pet a fish that lasted more than a week. i'd always have that urge to flush them in the toilet. they're boring!

chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:54 AM
TheGuy---> weird! me too! well, i sometimes still get tempted to burn the cat's tail sometimes but at least i'm allowed to have my own dog now.

Princess Fiona
Feb 20th, 2003, 01:14 PM
*wishing I had not looked at this thread* :sad: :sad: :sad:

chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by Franziska
*wishing I had not looked at this thread* :sad: :sad: :sad:

ooh...guess you're an animal lover, huh? sorry 'bout that. but i swear it was a long long time ago! idon't do it anymore. :angel:

King Satan
Feb 20th, 2003, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by Franziska
*wishing I had not looked at this thread* :sad: :sad: :sad:

Why fee? cos you think i'm the devil now? :devil::angel:

Nimi
Feb 20th, 2003, 02:00 PM
OMG Joe i'm never going to talk to you ever again :eek:

Princess Fiona
Feb 20th, 2003, 02:43 PM
Yes, chapel, I have a love of animals...

Jooooooe!! How can we EVER talk about Tetris in the same way again... :sad:

And I'm not going to read those posts again btw ;)

Cersei
Feb 20th, 2003, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Franziska
*wishing I had not looked at this thread* :sad: :sad: :sad:

bah same here :sad: :(

Barrie_Dude
Feb 20th, 2003, 03:04 PM
:o I lost my virginity to my best friends mother when I was 14.:o I slept with my ex-wifes 2 sisters.:o I am terribly attracted to Oriental girls!:o

per4ever
Feb 20th, 2003, 03:07 PM
omg you sick people..how can u do that to those animals:sad:

chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by per4ever
omg you sick people..how can u do that to those animals:sad:

like i said, it was a long time ago! i had nothing else to do back then! i swear, i'm different now!

VeNuS#1LoVa
Feb 20th, 2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Pureracket
I once masturbated to Angela Landsberry.

I just now picked myself up off the floor from 15 minutes of laughing hysterically....

The Crow
Feb 20th, 2003, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by irma
I had fish and I wanted to give him a nice home so I put all stone in his aquarium sadly the fish got the stones on his little head. that was the end of fishy :o

lmao :o

We had a bird once but we'd put its cage high on the cupboard (where we couldn't see it). And we kinda forgot all about it. So on a day someone said "didn't you use to have a bird?" :eek: Of course when we watched the birdie was dead (died from hunger :sad: ) :o :o

Flappie
Feb 20th, 2003, 03:48 PM
Omg! look at what some people in here did! :eek: I cant even kill a bug! :|

chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by VenusSerena#1Fan
I just now picked myself up off the floor from 15 minutes of laughing hysterically....

about angela or her lastname's spelling?;)

that' really gross! she's like your grandma, for cying out loud!

Princess Fiona
Feb 20th, 2003, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by Martian Liz
Omg! look at what some people in here did! :eek: I cant even kill a bug! :|

I'm the same... I won't kill anything!! Nothing at all...

JoeyWinson3.0
Feb 20th, 2003, 07:17 PM
This is bloody funny, yet very harrowing at the same time.

Brαm
Feb 20th, 2003, 08:32 PM
Angela :hearts: :hearts: :p
You're sick btw! ;)

I've blackmailed ppl, I've stolen ppl's stuff at school (as a sort of revenge tho), I've hacked ppl's e-mail accounts, I used to cut worms into pieces...
I'm bad.
:rolleyes:

chapel
Feb 21st, 2003, 12:20 AM
i don't think Pureracket would still have the guts to come back here and tells us more about grandma angela! :)

banana
Feb 21st, 2003, 12:36 AM
this is really really bad, but when i was 7 i was playing a game of tag with my friendz and i u know those rope bridges that r in play grounds well i was jumoing on to that from the ground, when some"special" kid JUMPED ON MY HEAD!!!" So after crying 4 a while ( iwas 7 after all) i decided that next break i will get him back. At next break my frendz and i were playing cops and robbers when the "special" kid asked 2 play, then i had a great plan so i said "yeah okay ur the robber" so i grabbeed the fishing wire we were using to tie ppl up and tied him to a tree and left him there til the bell went then he teacher found him. i was in deep shit!!!!!

King Satan
Feb 21st, 2003, 01:16 AM
Nimi, Fee, and liz, relax, this was in my very young days lol. I couldn't harm an animal now though. I love animals now. :)

I won't tell you about the time we strapped a cat with explosives :eek:

Mitch01
Feb 21st, 2003, 01:28 AM
When i was about 14, I was golfing with some friends and I accidently leaned on my putter on a green, and of course the putter sunk into the surface a few inches, leaving a big hole. Well my friends saw that and then we all started pushing our clubs into the green and ripped it up...when we realized what we had done we were all pretty shocked because we'd never damaged other people's property before....i dont know how we got away with that one :o
Next...once a couple of my friends and I hid in the bushes and threw snowballs at people and cars going by...a few of my other friends happened to be snowmobiling that day, and one girl was getting pulled behind on a tube, and i threw a big snowball at her and it hit her in the face pretty hard because they were going pretty fast :o She never knew it was me who hit her, and I felt so bad when I saw her with a black eye, but I could never bring myself to tell her :p
Finally, and this is the worst of all.....
I dont' know if I can admit to this one....
ok...I CONFESS!!...I LIKE CELINE DION'S NEW SONG!!! :o :o :eek:

Kirt12255
Feb 21st, 2003, 02:47 AM
:wavey: All animal lovers are going to love this one...but goes to show that you can still get in alot of shit for being kind to animals.

I was about 6 and my best friends dad owned a pet-shop. Out the back of his house he had heaps of aviaries with exotic birds etc. My friend and i thought it was cruel to have them locked up so opened all the doors:eek:

Thousands of dollars worth of birds and i got grounded for a month. Hense the cages were padlocked after that:eek: :eek:

Oh yeah..... I broke my arm doing a handstand when I was 18...I'm more embarassed about that one :D

toreador
Feb 21st, 2003, 04:06 AM
er...i was the one to send love letters to the girl sitting next to me at school...it was just for fun though :o

Sam L
Feb 21st, 2003, 04:13 AM
Originally posted by Kirt12255
:wavey: All animal lovers are going to love this one...but goes to show that you can still get in alot of shit for being kind to animals.

I was about 6 and my best friends dad owned a pet-shop. Out the back of his house he had heaps of aviaries with exotic birds etc. My friend and i thought it was cruel to have them locked up so opened all the doors:eek:

Thousands of dollars worth of birds and i got grounded for a month. Hense the cages were padlocked after that:eek: :eek:


That sounds like what I would do but I have no such access. I've thought about breaking into someone's yard to free them though :eek:

I have this notorious habit of looking up people I know (and some famous people) in databases at my various workplaces that's included government departments dealing in drug abuse, mental health and people's finances (bank accounts, loans, credit cards). This is very naughty I shouldn't do that! :o LOL

Hingiswinsthis
Feb 21st, 2003, 04:37 AM
I sat in front of this girl that I had a huge crush on in chem class. but my paxil-overdosed friend who sat beside me in the next row was telling all these jokes about Cubans( no offense) and I was laughing so hard. Then all of a sudden after I gasped for air, I was about to laugh for another sec when I *farted* for literally 2 full seconds :o Luckily, *i hope* she didn't hear anything cuz I sat out the entire class completely frozen in my seat and I couldn't look around me and I couldn't definitley look behind me!

toreador
Feb 21st, 2003, 04:39 AM
lmao@hingiswinsthis

Jordan.
Feb 21st, 2003, 04:43 AM
I was in 5th grade, and me and my friends use to play with our food, and we all spit in our salad, and there was this boy who'd eat anything, and he kept up to me and asked for it, and he just took it without asking, and he ate the WHOLE thing.... :o