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chapel
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:11 PM
List down all the pick up lines you could think of. From the best to the worst, from a movie or from the club, a line you've used or something you've just heard.

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:17 PM
you are what you eat and by tomorrow i want to be you

Brαm
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:17 PM
The funniest one I've ever heard was "Broek open!" which means something like "Open your zipper" :o :D

Osssge
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:18 PM
Life is what you maaaake of it!!

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:19 PM
the word of the day is legs, now lets spread the word

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:19 PM
if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:20 PM
is it hot in here or is it just you?

Osssge
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:23 PM
in the end, only kindness matters...

chapel
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:25 PM
is your father a terrorist? coz you're the bomb!

chapel
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:26 PM
do i have a lump on my head? coz i think i just fell...for you.

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:26 PM
you must be tired, you were running through my dreams all night

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:27 PM
one of the oldest:

can you give me your number? i forgot mine

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:28 PM
sex is a killer, want to die happy?

Brαm
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:28 PM
OMG! These pick-up lines make me sick!!!! *vomit*

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:29 PM
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:30 PM
I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!

TS
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:30 PM
Do you have any Greek in you?

No, why?

Would you like some?

Terrible I know :o an oldie I keep hearing time and time again.

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:30 PM
i'm hungry for some pie, would you like some stroodle?

chapel
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by bram_born84
OMG! These pick-up lines make me sick!!!! *vomit*

oh, c'mon! i've had a really rough day! i just wana make me laugh!

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:34 PM
you go up and say:

can i have the directions?

they say: to where?

you: your heart

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:34 PM
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:35 PM
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:35 PM
Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:36 PM
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:36 PM
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:38 PM
you're good at algbra right? so does u + i = 69?

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:39 PM
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:40 PM
another alphabet one but with different letters:

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:40 PM
All those curves, and me with no brakes.

adlysha babalu
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:40 PM
guy: are u a surgeon?
girl: nope..why?
guy: because u had took my heart away..
:)

Can I be your M&Mís? I want to melt in your mouth not in your hands.

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:41 PM
Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:42 PM
guy: do you have a broom?
girl: why?
guy: because i want to sweep you off your feet

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:42 PM
a few lame ones:

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

chapel
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:43 PM
I didn't know that the Miss Universe pageant is in town.

chapel
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:50 PM
your lips look nice but i bet they'd look nicer next to mine!

No Doubt
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:56 PM
the best one ever!?
'Fancy a f*ck??'
not much of a chat up line, but thats been used on me several times...i think i just look easy!

Kirt12255
Feb 19th, 2003, 01:26 PM
Best....."Youre dad is a thief"
" why" she asks
" Coz your'e Dad stole the stars from the skies and put them in your'e eyes"



Worst..... I shit in my pants can I get in your's? ewwww
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Lord Chips
Feb 19th, 2003, 01:45 PM
Nice clothes. Do you know what they'ed look good on?

[no]

My bedroom floor

geewhiz
Feb 19th, 2003, 03:39 PM
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? :rolleyes:

Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again? :o

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried or fertilized? :rolleyes:

Your search is over, here I am! :o

Come to me, lady, and let me slay you with my sword of love :rolleyes:

disposablehero
Feb 19th, 2003, 05:57 PM
I'm new in town. Can you show me the way to your place?

Osssge
Feb 19th, 2003, 06:00 PM
They spun a web for me...

Kiwi_Boy
Feb 19th, 2003, 06:03 PM
wanna fuck?<-----simple,sleazy,slutty :D

Mazza
Feb 19th, 2003, 06:40 PM
Can I borrow 10p? (replies: Why?) I want to call my Mum and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Cheese! :p :p

chapel
Feb 19th, 2003, 09:26 PM
I wonder if your lipstick tastes as good as it looks. Mind if i taste it?

chapel
Feb 19th, 2003, 09:28 PM
Was i just running? Coz i swear my heart started to beat faster...right after i saw you.

tennisIlove09
Feb 19th, 2003, 09:28 PM
nice legs...what time do they open?

chapel
Feb 19th, 2003, 09:29 PM
Don't you dare call me baby! But you can call me honey, sweetie or cupcake!

Corny!

chapel
Feb 19th, 2003, 09:31 PM
Is it night already? coz i could see a star.

chapel
Feb 19th, 2003, 09:32 PM
I never believed in angels...until now.

chapel
Feb 19th, 2003, 09:33 PM
Am I dead now? Coz I swear my heart stopped beating when I saw you!

apoet29
Feb 19th, 2003, 09:55 PM
Chapel,

Your sig tells me that you are a fan of "The Replacements." It was a great movie.

I have yet to see this one:

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven?"

I've heard this one and hate it with a passion. Do guys really think that these lines actually work?

2284
Feb 19th, 2003, 10:41 PM
My friend uses this one:

Hi, I'm (insert your name here). Do you want my number?

Note: she's a girl, looks like a model and no-one has ever turned down an offer

brickhousesupporter
Feb 19th, 2003, 10:52 PM
you know what would look good on you..............Me.

chapel
Feb 19th, 2003, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by apoet29
Chapel,

Your sig tells me that you are a fan of "The Replacements." It was a great movie.

I have yet to see this one:

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven?"

I've heard this one and hate it with a passion. Do guys really think that these lines actually work?

not really a fan, i just like that line. it's very macho and at the same time very dignified.

about the lines...well, i don't use them. i think pick up lines are funny and the people who use them are desperate. i mean, what's too hard in introducing yourself to the person you like, right? less hassle. but some of my friends think that it's a great way to catch women's attention. i say it's cheap!

chapel
Feb 19th, 2003, 11:25 PM
one line my friend used:

"i know i might regret saying this when i wake up tomorrow, but i'm (his name) and i would like to have your number."

that stud! the girl is a famous commercial model in our country. she gave him her name and number, and they've been together for almost three years now.

Emola
Feb 19th, 2003, 11:42 PM
Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

*looks down at crotch* well its not gonna suck itself!

you've got 206 bones in your body,want another?

Gowza
Feb 19th, 2003, 11:49 PM
lol at em's

chapel
Feb 19th, 2003, 11:51 PM
I like the line in the movie meet joe black where brad and claire were leaving the coffee shop. he said something like "i don't want you to be my doctor..." cheesy but it worked with claire forlani!

Emola
Feb 19th, 2003, 11:54 PM
wrong thread Chapel ;)

Emola
Feb 19th, 2003, 11:54 PM
:o too slow I see you edited ;)

chapel
Feb 19th, 2003, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by Em
wrong thread Chapel ;)

i know! just had to change it! too embarrassing!

Emola
Feb 19th, 2003, 11:57 PM
I think I can find some more lines wont be long

Emola
Feb 19th, 2003, 11:58 PM
lol awww ;)

Emola
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:00 AM
(Lick finger and wipe on her blouse) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:05 AM
Seeing you is like eating candy. You both make my pants fit tighter.

Emola
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:07 AM
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me

You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

I think thats all for now!

BritneySpearsIsHot
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:26 AM
And you used all of them on Sami Em :rolleyes: ;)

Emola
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:27 AM
I only needed to use the first one and he was hooked ;)

BritneySpearsIsHot
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:36 AM
He had a ladder in his tights :eek: ;)

Emola
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:38 AM
lol u know I was just thinking that when I read first one I posted.:o D'oh :p

BritneySpearsIsHot
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:40 AM
Sami is a transvestite :eek: you teach him naughty things ;)

Emola
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:50 AM
not transvestite :o ok try second one :eek:;)

BritneySpearsIsHot
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:51 AM
:eek:

And did u oblige? :o

Emola
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:52 AM
*no comment* ;)

BritneySpearsIsHot
Feb 20th, 2003, 12:54 AM
No comment she says gagging ;)

Emola
Feb 20th, 2003, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by JelenaDokicIsHot
No comment she says gagging ;)

:eek: ooooh you :p

BritneySpearsIsHot
Feb 20th, 2003, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by Em
:eek: ooooh you :p

Me what? ;)

chapel
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:03 AM
Kiss me and i'll be yours forever.

i think it's from the tv but i hear that alot in the clubs!