Pick up lines!!!

List down all the pick up lines you could think of. From the best to the worst, from a movie or from the club, a line you've used or something you've just heard.

you are what you eat and by tomorrow i want to be you

The funniest one I've ever heard was "Broek open!" which means something like "Open your zipper" :o :D

Life is what you maaaake of it!!

the word of the day is legs, now lets spread the word

if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together

is it hot in here or is it just you?

in the end, only kindness matters...

is your father a terrorist? coz you're the bomb!

do i have a lump on my head? coz i think i just fell...for you.

you must be tired, you were running through my dreams all night

one of the oldest:

can you give me your number? i forgot mine

sex is a killer, want to die happy?

OMG! These pick-up lines make me sick!!!! *vomit*

I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!

Do you have any Greek in you?

No, why?

Would you like some?

Terrible I know :o an oldie I keep hearing time and time again.

i'm hungry for some pie, would you like some stroodle?

Originally posted by bram_born84
OMG! These pick-up lines make me sick!!!! *vomit*

oh, c'mon! i've had a really rough day! i just wana make me laugh!

you go up and say:

can i have the directions?

they say: to where?

you: your heart

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.

So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund

you're good at algbra right? so does u + i = 69?

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

another alphabet one but with different letters:

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

guy: are u a surgeon?
girl: nope..why?
guy: because u had took my heart away..
:)

Can I be your M&M’s? I want to melt in your mouth not in your hands.

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

guy: do you have a broom?
girl: why?
guy: because i want to sweep you off your feet

a few lame ones:

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

I didn't know that the Miss Universe pageant is in town.

your lips look nice but i bet they'd look nicer next to mine!

the best one ever!?
'Fancy a f*ck??'
not much of a chat up line, but thats been used on me several times...i think i just look easy!

Best....."Youre dad is a thief"
" why" she asks
" Coz your'e Dad stole the stars from the skies and put them in your'e eyes"



Worst..... I shit in my pants can I get in your's? ewwww
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Nice clothes. Do you know what they'ed look good on?

[no]

My bedroom floor

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? :rolleyes:

Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again? :o

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried or fertilized? :rolleyes:

Your search is over, here I am! :o

Come to me, lady, and let me slay you with my sword of love :rolleyes:

I'm new in town. Can you show me the way to your place?

They spun a web for me...

wanna fuck?<-----simple,sleazy,slutty :D

Can I borrow 10p? (replies: Why?) I want to call my Mum and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Cheese! :p :p

I wonder if your lipstick tastes as good as it looks. Mind if i taste it?

Was i just running? Coz i swear my heart started to beat faster...right after i saw you.

nice legs...what time do they open?

Don't you dare call me baby! But you can call me honey, sweetie or cupcake!

Corny!

Is it night already? coz i could see a star.

I never believed in angels...until now.

Am I dead now? Coz I swear my heart stopped beating when I saw you!

Chapel,

Your sig tells me that you are a fan of "The Replacements." It was a great movie.

I have yet to see this one:

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven?"

I've heard this one and hate it with a passion. Do guys really think that these lines actually work?

My friend uses this one:

Hi, I'm (insert your name here). Do you want my number?

Note: she's a girl, looks like a model and no-one has ever turned down an offer

you know what would look good on you..............Me.

Originally posted by apoet29
Chapel,

Your sig tells me that you are a fan of "The Replacements." It was a great movie.

I have yet to see this one:

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven?"

I've heard this one and hate it with a passion. Do guys really think that these lines actually work?

not really a fan, i just like that line. it's very macho and at the same time very dignified.

about the lines...well, i don't use them. i think pick up lines are funny and the people who use them are desperate. i mean, what's too hard in introducing yourself to the person you like, right? less hassle. but some of my friends think that it's a great way to catch women's attention. i say it's cheap!

one line my friend used:

"i know i might regret saying this when i wake up tomorrow, but i'm (his name) and i would like to have your number."

that stud! the girl is a famous commercial model in our country. she gave him her name and number, and they've been together for almost three years now.

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

*looks down at crotch* well its not gonna suck itself!

you've got 206 bones in your body,want another?

lol at em's

I like the line in the movie meet joe black where brad and claire were leaving the coffee shop. he said something like "i don't want you to be my doctor..." cheesy but it worked with claire forlani!

wrong thread Chapel ;)

:o too slow I see you edited ;)

Originally posted by Em
wrong thread Chapel ;)

i know! just had to change it! too embarrassing!

I think I can find some more lines wont be long

lol awww ;)

(Lick finger and wipe on her blouse) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Seeing you is like eating candy. You both make my pants fit tighter.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me

You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

I think thats all for now!

And you used all of them on Sami Em :rolleyes: ;)

I only needed to use the first one and he was hooked ;)

He had a ladder in his tights :eek: ;)

lol u know I was just thinking that when I read first one I posted.:o D'oh :p

Sami is a transvestite :eek: you teach him naughty things ;)

not transvestite :o ok try second one :eek:;)

:eek:

And did u oblige? :o

*no comment* ;)

No comment she says gagging ;)

Originally posted by JelenaDokicIsHot
No comment she says gagging ;)

:eek: ooooh you :p

Originally posted by Em
:eek: ooooh you :p

Me what? ;)

Kiss me and i'll be yours forever.

i think it's from the tv but i hear that alot in the clubs!