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kj-
Feb 11th, 2003, 03:46 PM
actually I just want peace in the air.... but got this from an email... no offense...

Just a little sarcasm to light up your day or vice versa.
Have you found this?
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(Sing to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It, Clap Your
Hands")

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smokin gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin'.
Bomb Iraq.

If your anthrax mail is local, bomb Iraq.
Just keep quiet, don't be vocal, bomb Iraq.
If your SUV is grunting,
under all that beer and gun thing,
it is time for Saddam hunting
Bomb Iraq

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Lets look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
(Things we prefer not knowing.)
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq.
From his favorite little laddie, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

If it's oil were really talking, bomb Iraq.
So we drive instead of walking, bomb Iraq.
Stuff your face a little longer;
Spend a million looking younger;
while a million die in hunger,
Bomb Iraq.

(Best sung with a pint of beer!)

Vincent
Feb 11th, 2003, 04:04 PM
that's scary!

AjdeNate!
Feb 11th, 2003, 04:18 PM
That made me chuckle

*but I don't condone the Gulf War II, btw.

Cassius
Feb 12th, 2003, 11:11 AM
I have to agree with Seles.
The first couple of versus made me chuckle, but then you realise that it's true and not just a silly song.

nasty nick#2
Feb 12th, 2003, 11:42 AM
dl Bob Rivers- Let's Bomb Iraq, pretty old but still fun.

2284
Feb 12th, 2003, 11:50 AM
I did laugh, but sadly, it's the truth

kj-
Feb 12th, 2003, 11:52 AM
:sad: