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Car Key Boi
Jan 22nd, 2003, 02:09 AM
In This Blank thread, speculate on how many games Justine Henin-Hard-on will win off Venus Williams

i recken the Bellgim gurl is a tough little pocket battleship and she's capable of sinking anyone on her day, but i also recken that tough tough match against Lindsay would have torpedoed her engine room so to speak, and in these tough Australian conditions, she wouldn't have been able to dry dock for a sufficent amount of time to take on repairs

whereas Venus has been sailing through the championship on a safe and even keel and she will come into this match reasonably fresh

so i'm guessing that Justine will win only a total of 9 (nine) games off Venus

what do yuo think?

the closest to the actual result will receive a faboulous Car Key Boi prize, and everyone else will receive an insult

- Car Key Boi :)

Jan 22nd, 2003, 02:11 AM
hmmm... I say Henin-Hardenne will win 7-5, 2-6, 8-6! ;)

King Satan
Jan 22nd, 2003, 02:14 AM
venus wins 6-4, 7-5

Jan 22nd, 2003, 02:17 AM
Venus wins 4-6 6-2 6-4

Jan 22nd, 2003, 02:24 AM
I pick Venus 6-1, 7-5... so 6 games for Justine.

Typical slow start for Justine, and Venus thrashes her for a while... then Justine finds her game, but Venus manages to eke it out.

Jan 22nd, 2003, 02:26 AM
I say it will be a 0-0 draw.

Car Key Boi
Jan 22nd, 2003, 02:47 AM
Originally posted by JoeyWinson
I say it will be a 0-0 draw.


~ The Leopard ~
Jan 22nd, 2003, 02:48 AM
Venus will win 6-3 6-3.

What is the point of the blank threads?

Jan 22nd, 2003, 02:49 AM
Venus 6-3 6-4

Car Key Boi
Jan 22nd, 2003, 02:54 AM
Originally posted by jouissant
Venus will win 6-3 6-3.

What is the point of the blank threads?

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same goes for blank posts

- Car Key Boi :cool:

Car Key Boi
Jan 22nd, 2003, 02:54 AM

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Jan 22nd, 2003, 02:54 AM
Justine 6-4, 2-6, 8-6

The little girl has spunk! :D Justine can do it!

Jan 22nd, 2003, 03:00 AM
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Jan 22nd, 2003, 03:03 AM
I have no idea but the score could be 7-5, 7-6 for Henin. I'm not sure Henin will be fresh enough, but at the beginning of the tournemant I predicted Henin would be in the final so I'm sticking with my first predicion.

Go Henin.

Car Key Boi
Jan 22nd, 2003, 03:06 AM
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Car Key Boi
Jan 22nd, 2003, 03:13 AM
Originally posted by joy
the point of blank threads?? is for Key boi to get the attention he wants-- people come in to see what the thread is a bout- as oppose to when he gives his usual thread topic- more people ignore the shit:)

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Car Key Boi
Jan 22nd, 2003, 03:28 AM

Jan 22nd, 2003, 03:37 AM
American beer IS piss though.

Lets see what my good mate Mr T has to say.

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Jan 22nd, 2003, 03:39 AM
Alright I took the bait. I came in to see what was up.

Car Key Boi
Jan 22nd, 2003, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by JoeyWinson
American beer IS piss though.


Jan 22nd, 2003, 12:39 PM
back to the tennis guys? :p :p

Justine was way too tested by Lindsay and Ruano actually made her run around a bit so i too think that her tank is close to empty. on the other hand, as you say Car Key, Venus has basically sailed thru this tourny without even a smattering of media pressure which is all on Serena. so venus will win this match. but bec Justine is a fighter, she won't just roll over and play dead. Venus is a slow starter so i think that Justine will get her better scores in the first set. so my vote is Venus 75 63 against Justine...;)

and another all-Williams final that everyone will complain about but watch anyway bec Venus has to go down...;) ;)

Jan 22nd, 2003, 02:14 PM
I'll just go for Justine Henin-Hardenne in 3 sets...preferably 2 sets even is even better.

Hope she wins & go to the final!

~ The Leopard ~
Jan 23rd, 2003, 04:21 AM

As usual, you can all :worship: joui's superior wisdom. Not that it was the result I wanted, just the one I thought realistic.

Car Key Boi
Jan 23rd, 2003, 04:29 AM
Originally posted by jouissant
Venus will win 6-3 6-3.

What is the point of the blank threads?

congrats !!! yuo have won the Car Key Boi competition

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1) a promise from me not to key yuor car within the next 3 months

2) a CKB certificate proclaiming yuo to be most wise in the art of tennis score prediction :)


well done jouissant !!!

the rest of yuo tards receive this insult


- Car Key Boi :cool: