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Car Key Boi
Jan 21st, 2003, 08:15 PM
as some of yuo may or may not know, i stopped off in NYC, on my way to Cali, the reason for which was to quickly visit my parents (actually, make that just my dad, my mom lives in Cardboard City with TheGuy in Cali)

anyways, i was on the subway and there was this dude who was CLEARLY a schizoid Orthodox Jew, who was delivering a sermon on how Jews run the world and soon Taliban like restrictions will be imposed in Brooklyn, such as women having to wear dresses, sex out of wedlock being punishable by law, capital punishment for drug use blah blah blah. This was all interspersed with MUCH commentary on 70's era porn films and Monica Lewinsky, a "good Jewish girl" who according to this guy was on the train with us :D

Schizophrenia is a disease and usually it's not something to make fun of, but DAMN it IS funny sometimes! This dude had the whole car in stitches for a half-hour.

to anyone from NYC who is posting on wtaworld, look out for this dude on the N/W line and see if yuo can catch his act, he is one funny muthafucker :D

- Car Key Boi :cool:

Celeste
Jan 22nd, 2003, 12:50 AM
I have also run into these sorts, and a few times, had to fuck them because they had the money (I used a condom). They TOTALLY have the right idea of America, not like those, what do you call them, eurotards. Sometimes I think it would be liberating to be one of them!

Hey CKB, what's up? Any good stories from the plane or airport? My best material comes from freak-a-zoid assholes from the airport.

King Satan
Jan 22nd, 2003, 12:56 AM
are you still playing prostitute?, celeste

Holmespinlove
Jan 22nd, 2003, 01:13 AM
Wow!! when is a farm boy like myself get to visit the Big Apple... i wonder?
i always wanted to go there, i am amazed by the level of violence...

sweeeeet :devil:

Car Key Boi
Jan 22nd, 2003, 01:43 AM
Originally posted by Celeste
I have also run into these sorts, and a few times, had to fuck them because they had the money (I used a condom). They TOTALLY have the right idea of America, not like those, what do you call them, eurotards. Sometimes I think it would be liberating to be one of them!

Hey CKB, what's up? Any good stories from the plane or airport? My best material comes from freak-a-zoid assholes from the airport.


i've already posted the one and only airport incident i had, and it happened in Barbados

this piece of shit Customs official was busting my balls because he claimed that my immigration form was incorrectly filled out, but the thing is, immigration had just examined it and cleared it

so when i pointed this out to him, his attutude was really shitty, so i started getting loud and i filled out the back of the form and threw it at his feet

the piece of shit picks it up and then writes a big red 'B' on the form and tells me to get in the 'other line' that being the line where they search all yuor shit

well, i fucking exploded and told him he was a fucking asshole and although he might be a big man in Bridgetown customs, to me he's just a little shiteating asshole and if he's ever in my jungle, he wouldn't last five minutes

anyways i goes to the 'other line' and there's this big black chick searching every ojnes shit, she saw the commotion that i had caused and she could tell by my manner that i was within a hair of really fucking exploding and causing a major fucking security situation, and guess what? she searched my shit like 10 times faster than the dude before me, it was a token search, just going through the motions, i could have been carrying 2 tons of dope and she wouldn't have found it (i wasn't of course) she just wanted me outta there

- Car Key Boi

p.s.
that customs dude is sooooo lucky i didn't take my digi camera with me (the last time i took one to the Windies some muthafucker stole it from the back of the rental) because if i had of done, i would've taken that piece of shit's photo and within an hour or two of hitting my hotel, i would've photoshopped it so that he's sucking a large dick, and i would have posted all over the internet, as was putting it on my site :)