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venusfan
Jan 20th, 2003, 09:07 PM
Why isn't she in the draw?

Iconoclast
Jan 20th, 2003, 09:23 PM
Did you have a pleasurable trip to the dark side of the moon?

graf630
Jan 20th, 2003, 09:28 PM
umm..... she lost 1st round to Marlene Weingartner,ranked 90,
2/6 7/6 6/4:rolleyes:

Sorry you missed it!Great match!

debs06
Jan 20th, 2003, 09:34 PM
shut d hell up leave jen alone ok

CappyMania
Jan 20th, 2003, 09:48 PM
Right now she's with me in my hot tub. :drool: :D

Iconoclast
Jan 20th, 2003, 09:51 PM
And Stefano just handed you the soap and asked you to scrub his furry back.

CappyMania
Jan 20th, 2003, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by Iconoclast
And Stefano just handed you the soap and asked you to scrub his furry back.

Yes he's here too. :wavey:

darren cahill
Jan 20th, 2003, 09:56 PM
well if her brother shows up, let me know cause then i want in as well! :lick:

CappyMania
Jan 20th, 2003, 10:00 PM
I will let you know if he comes. :)

Jennifer's wife
Jan 20th, 2003, 10:01 PM
hell, im there!!!! (except without stefano please!):lick: :drool: :hearts: :p

CappyMania
Jan 20th, 2003, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by jennifermarie
hell, im there!!!!


It only gets better!!! :bounce: :worship: :D

CoryAnnAvants#1
Jan 20th, 2003, 10:22 PM
Jennifer is at a bar in Melbourne with Iva Majoli dancing up a storm to Sean Paul's "Gimme The Light." She's taking her dollar in the bra antics all over the globe;)

Lubidani
Jan 20th, 2003, 10:50 PM
lol @ the topic of this thread LOL!

jenny161185
Jan 20th, 2003, 10:55 PM
i hope shes training hard in Tokyo planning to show everyone she can still win and is one of the best players in the world.

venusfan
Jan 20th, 2003, 11:10 PM
So Jennifer did show up in Australia?

McMoe
Jan 21st, 2003, 12:35 AM
HELLO!...DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT SHE HAD EYE SURGERY,its some kind of tumer thingies. I feel bad for her...

TS
Jan 21st, 2003, 12:39 AM
Actually Bradshaw you're correct :o

She was still here a couple days ago, attending a players party (shock horror, the girl has a life) and was last seen dancing on a hay bale at the Aussie themed party! I read this in the paper yesterday. Iva was also there.

Good to see her having some fun after a tough few weeks.

tennisIlove09
Jan 21st, 2003, 12:41 AM
Despite having the eye surgery, Jennifer wasn't effected until 62 30. Her inconsistent play caught up with her, IMO.

Jennifer's wife
Jan 22nd, 2003, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by CappyMania
It only gets better!!! :bounce: :worship: :D

so cappymania, ive lost count! how many of us is that in the tub now?!:lick: :drool: and r u male or female?

Car Key Boi
Jan 22nd, 2003, 11:00 PM
Jennifer is currently sitting naked on my bed, screaming and cussing at me like yuo wouldn't believe

and she's just this sec thrown my pack of 'Stud She Likes' condoms (extra large) at me

i'd rather not say why

- Car Key Boi :o

ys
Jan 22nd, 2003, 11:10 PM
Is she your mother, CKB, who found that pack under your pillow?

Kart
Jan 22nd, 2003, 11:14 PM
Did she say "get out and find me a real man" as she threw it ?

Sorry, I couldn't resist :rolleyes:.

Car Key Boi
Jan 22nd, 2003, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by ys
Is she your mother, CKB, who found that pack under your pillow?

no

my mom is a homeless bum and she's currently hooked up with TheGuy who's also a BUM!

they live in Cardboard City behind my local Taco Bell

now and then i drive by in my DeLorean and drop them both a $50 bill

for xmas i gave them a $100 each

- Car Key Boi :angel:

Car Key Boi
Jan 22nd, 2003, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by Kart
Did she say "get out and find me a real man" as she threw it ?

Sorry, I couldn't resist :rolleyes:.

not far off the mark

she actually said

"What kind of FUCKING performance was THAT?!?!?"

"YUO'RE A FAG, RIGHT?"

- Car Key Boi :o

Celeste
Jan 22nd, 2003, 11:34 PM
I'd fuck Stefano, that older Svengali type, I'm totally into that. I'd do all those things he likes, too. Jenn also made about $10K for about a two hour performance. I can't fault that.

disposablehero
Jan 22nd, 2003, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by tennisIlove09
Despite having the eye surgery, Jennifer wasn't effected until 62 30. Her inconsistent play caught up with her, IMO.

LOL!