Where is Jennifer Capriati?

Why isn't she in the draw?

Did you have a pleasurable trip to the dark side of the moon?

umm..... she lost 1st round to Marlene Weingartner,ranked 90,
2/6 7/6 6/4:rolleyes:

Sorry you missed it!Great match!

shut d hell up leave jen alone ok

Right now she's with me in my hot tub. :drool: :D

And Stefano just handed you the soap and asked you to scrub his furry back.

Originally posted by Iconoclast
And Stefano just handed you the soap and asked you to scrub his furry back.

Yes he's here too. :wavey:

well if her brother shows up, let me know cause then i want in as well! :lick:

I will let you know if he comes. :)

hell, im there!!!! (except without stefano please!):lick: :drool: :hearts: :p

Originally posted by jennifermarie
hell, im there!!!!


It only gets better!!! :bounce: :worship: :D

Jennifer is at a bar in Melbourne with Iva Majoli dancing up a storm to Sean Paul's "Gimme The Light." She's taking her dollar in the bra antics all over the globe;)

lol @ the topic of this thread LOL!

i hope shes training hard in Tokyo planning to show everyone she can still win and is one of the best players in the world.

So Jennifer did show up in Australia?

HELLO!...DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT SHE HAD EYE SURGERY,its some kind of tumer thingies. I feel bad for her...

Actually Bradshaw you're correct :o

She was still here a couple days ago, attending a players party (shock horror, the girl has a life) and was last seen dancing on a hay bale at the Aussie themed party! I read this in the paper yesterday. Iva was also there.

Good to see her having some fun after a tough few weeks.

Despite having the eye surgery, Jennifer wasn't effected until 62 30. Her inconsistent play caught up with her, IMO.

Originally posted by CappyMania
It only gets better!!! :bounce: :worship: :D

so cappymania, ive lost count! how many of us is that in the tub now?!:lick: :drool: and r u male or female?

Jennifer is currently sitting naked on my bed, screaming and cussing at me like yuo wouldn't believe

and she's just this sec thrown my pack of 'Stud She Likes' condoms (extra large) at me

i'd rather not say why

- Car Key Boi :o

Is she your mother, CKB, who found that pack under your pillow?

Did she say "get out and find me a real man" as she threw it ?

Sorry, I couldn't resist :rolleyes:.

Originally posted by ys
Is she your mother, CKB, who found that pack under your pillow?

no

my mom is a homeless bum and she's currently hooked up with TheGuy who's also a BUM!

they live in Cardboard City behind my local Taco Bell

now and then i drive by in my DeLorean and drop them both a $50 bill

for xmas i gave them a $100 each

- Car Key Boi :angel:

Originally posted by Kart
Did she say "get out and find me a real man" as she threw it ?

Sorry, I couldn't resist :rolleyes:.

not far off the mark

she actually said

"What kind of FUCKING performance was THAT?!?!?"

"YUO'RE A FAG, RIGHT?"

- Car Key Boi :o

I'd fuck Stefano, that older Svengali type, I'm totally into that. I'd do all those things he likes, too. Jenn also made about $10K for about a two hour performance. I can't fault that.

Originally posted by tennisIlove09
Despite having the eye surgery, Jennifer wasn't effected until 62 30. Her inconsistent play caught up with her, IMO.

LOL!