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Cassius
Jan 20th, 2003, 01:53 AM
Americans Told to Have Sex with the Dutch

Reacting to a new report claiming young people in the Netherlands are less likely to get pregnant or carry sexually transmitted diseases than their American counterparts, U.S. health officials today announced that America's teens should probably have sex with the Dutch.

"If this study is correct, young people in the Netherlands are much safer for our young people to have sex with," said Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson. "Therefore, if you're going to have sex anyway, the U.S. government would like you to do it with a Dutch person."

Thompson added that officials in the Netherlands were not asked their opinion on the new "Dutch sex is safe sex" program. "They might have said no," he explained.
Across the United States, meanwhile, thousands of high school students were busily amending their virginity-till-marriage pledge cards, promising to remain chaste until they meet a citizen of the Netherlands.
The pledge cards will go from:
I want to wait for my true love,
And so I pledge this now,
I will remain a virgin till,
I take my wedding vow.

to:
I want to wait for my true love,
And so I pledge this much,
I will remain a virgin till,
I meet someone Dutch.

Keith
Jan 20th, 2003, 02:22 AM
Any hot dutch guys wanna get together and have sex? I'm American

Flappie
Jan 20th, 2003, 01:48 PM
LOL!:D

Zamboni
Jan 20th, 2003, 03:03 PM
:rolleyes:

gentenaire
Jan 20th, 2003, 03:08 PM
they can create the giants of this world! (tallest + fattest ;) )

~*Alma*~
Jan 20th, 2003, 05:38 PM
lmao :D