The "Claire the Guardian Angel of all Cats" Fan Club

The "Claire the Guardian Angel of all Cats" Fan Club

this is the wot????:bounce:

Well we actually already have a Claire fan club. But with a different kind of fans.

Is this the same Claire :confused:

Her fan club is about pussies i guess and her fan club is h-h-h-hot, not for minors ;)

lol maybe this fan club will be suited for the younger crowd.. ;) but i doubt it! :p just wait til Claire get's on! :p ;)

:angel:

Yeah, this is the junior club for all things Capriati, not pussies allowed, save that for the 'official' club ;)

i bumped your honey's thread, and you don't post in it..... RUDE! :p

oops

ops you did it again? :p

I played with her heart, got lost in her brea........... *cough*

:eek: :eek: the Junior statement about this club just went away..... :p :p

maybe you can find out where she bought her brea....... *cough*

*slap* how rude! They are real :lick:

Originally posted by JelenaDokicIsHot
*slap* how rude! They are real :lick:

Nothing Real About Bitchney!:p

perhaps u shouldve called this thread sumthin without claires name in if u want it to stay clean!!:p i mean its bound to set the perviness of us lezzers in full swing if u sell something as claires club!!:rolleyes: *goin back to the other one incase i say sumthin pervy*:wavey: ooh jennifer.....no im goin!!!!! i can do it.....:bounce: :angel:

lol is this giving claire a bad and diRRty rumour, or what?? oh wait..... too late :p

;) :angel:

I don't know what you mean! *looking sweet and innocent*

Anyway, for once it wasn't me who brought up the pussies, the title of this place says it all really. :rolleyes:

lol Claire, is that you???! oh lol, i didn't recongnize you coz of the innocent and sweet face! :o lol j/k hun :kiss:

I haven't said a word!

Originally posted by Luna_Angel_84
I don't know what you mean! *looking sweet and innocent*

Anyway, for once it wasn't me who brought up the pussies, the title of this place says it all really. :rolleyes:

Looking Sweet And Innocent? You Deserve An Oscar For That Performance!:rolleyes: ;) :p

Sweet and innocent? Never heard Claire described as that before :p

And pussies were only mentioned cos everyone knows Claire likes to give a pussy a good :lick: and likes the same in return

B_D calm down, you don't have a pussy..................do you? ;)

perhaps i shouldnt b reading this on my university compoota!! These thoughts of pussy licking are disrupting me from my work!!:lick: *enjoying distraction*:drool: while im here ill just send my luv and licks to dear claire bear who i seem to keep missing!:kiss: will text ya sunday nite no doubt!;) :lick:

Originally posted by JelenaDokicIsHot
Sweet and innocent? Never heard Claire described as that before :p

And pussies were only mentioned cos everyone knows Claire likes to give a pussy a good :lick: and likes the same in return

B_D calm down, you don't have a pussy..................do you? ;)

Yes And I Call Him David!:p :p :p :p :p :p ;) :rolleyes: :eek:

*noticing distinct lack of posts in the non pervy version of claire's club*:p he he he!! we obviously hav nuthin to say thats non pervy!! lol:bounce:

:eek: OMG! What A Bunch Of Crazed Pervs!:eek:

I don't know what you mean! *looking sweet and innocent*

Anyway, for once it wasn't me who brought up the pussies, the title of this place says it all really. :rolleyes:


My mother's cat is named Claire. She wears a tag inscribed with the words "Claire the Guardian Angel of all Cats."

So your mother has a cat that is a slut? :confused:

So your mother has a cat that is a slut? :confused:


No, Claire the cat is not a slut. She has a boyfriend cat.

You sure it's a boy and not a hot bit of lesbian pussy?

No, Claire the cat's sexual orientation is none of anybody's business, especially Claire the human being known as Luna_Angel_84. Jennifer Capriati's sexual orientation is none of your business. Stay out of her personal life and bedroom.

do i have to leave Jens room when claire does?

do i have to leave Jens room when claire does?


jennifermarie has to leave Jennifer Capriati's room immediately.

Is that so you can go have some Jen-filled fun then? :p

You sure it's a boy and not a hot bit of lesbian pussy? :p

No, Claire the cat's sexual orientation is none of anybody's business, especially Claire the human being known as Luna_Angel_84. Jennifer Capriati's sexual orientation is none of your business. Stay out of her personal life and bedroom.

Is that so you can go have some Jen-filled fun then? :p


Jennifer Capriati's sexual orientation and sex life is none of your business. Stay out of her personal life and bedroom.

im gettin deja vu! :confused: well, theres plenty more fish in the sea! i can always go do sum undercover work with Dana Scully and Monica Reyse! ;) :drool: :lick: or are they off limits too? :p

Jennifer Marie! :hearts: :kiss: :devil:

Jennifer Marie! :hearts: :kiss: :devil:

Yes dear?

Yes dear?
You look so very nice naked and in Claires arms! ;) :drool:

LOL! well im not there........yet! ;)