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TeeRexx
Dec 26th, 2002, 09:13 AM
Geneva, SZ

Tennis star and Internet pinup queen, Anna Kournikova, stunned the media when she announced her Christmas engagement to Nick Hayek, billionaire owner of Omega watches, the watches that Kournikova has promoted for several years.

http://www.kournikova.com/photos/offcourt/omega/pic4.jpg

"I have loved Nick for a while now, but I had to shield my relationship with him by pretending to have an affair with Enrique (Eglacias)," stated Kournikova to the assembled media. "The fact that Nicky is a billionaire had very little to do with my decision," Kournikova continued. "I just love the little fellow," said the pinup babe as she gave her new fiance a bone crushing hug.

"I hope that Anna likes the 12ct. ring and the 1.5 million dollar custom Omega watch that I gave her," said an elated Hayek.
"I just want to thank god and Viagra for getting me Anna and making me the happiest billionaire on the face of the earth," said an out of breath Hayek.

"I just knew that our marriage would last, that is why I tlold little Nicky to tear up that prenup," Kournikova beamed.
I think that we will be together forever or at least 10 months," Kournikova stated as she glanced at the Omega balance sheets handed to her by her mom, Ala.
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A CBSsportslie production

TR :wavey:

Wojtek
Dec 26th, 2002, 09:15 AM
OMG :eek: :eek: :rolleyes:

S-T-E-V-E
Dec 26th, 2002, 09:18 AM
did i understabd this right?
anna k. has something with this old man?

TheBoiledEgg
Dec 26th, 2002, 09:21 AM
:rolleyes: :o

ajayares
Dec 26th, 2002, 09:21 AM
Oh, what a surprise another piece of shit from you know who..

Any chance in the future that you can indicate (in the subject) that what you have posted is made up crap.. then atleast I wouldn't have to click on it, even though I knew it was BS in the first place.. like every thread you start is.

How many of these topics do we have to put up with these days??

TeeRexx
Dec 26th, 2002, 09:22 AM
J.Cap - that guy is not just old, he is loaded. He's a billionaire.
Now Anna can buy all the titles that she wants. :)

Jakub
Dec 26th, 2002, 09:23 AM
What a hot couple :p :drool:

korben
Dec 26th, 2002, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by TeeRexx
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A CBSsportslie production

:rolleyes:

Good one

S-T-E-V-E
Dec 26th, 2002, 09:24 AM
:p

Jakub
Dec 26th, 2002, 09:26 AM
LOL

per4ever
Dec 26th, 2002, 09:29 AM
lmao..nice joke

TeeRexx
Dec 26th, 2002, 09:37 AM
ajay - You are a real bore. I think you are way to obsessed with Anna to the point that you can not have any fun with the cute little Ruskie.

She is not not not going to ever meet, date or marry you, so enjoy her for the entertainment value that she can provide.

Glenn
Dec 26th, 2002, 09:39 AM
He didn't even spell Sportsline correctly!
Sportslie lol, suits it very well actually! :o

ajayares
Dec 26th, 2002, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by TeeRexx
ajay - You are a real bore. I think you are way to obsessed with Anna to the point that you can not have any fun with the cute little Ruskie.

She is not not not going to ever meet, date or marry you, so enjoy her for the entertainment value that she can provide.

What the fuck would you know. you don't know one little thing about me and you wouldn't have a clue what I have or haven't done.

Oh you got a high opinion of yourself, if you actually think the trash you type is entertaining and funny..

BTW I thought this board was an information board a chance to give you opinions and catch up on info, well that's the impression I got, now if you enjoy being the board clown, atleast you can do is indicate in the subject heading that it is a joke, I mean the Hingis thread went down well didn't it?? (I know you didn't start it)
Now I am only interested in accurate and true info and I am sure alot of others are too, but obviously you aren't.
Instead you enjoying "mocking" all the players, I don't care who it is, but as I said atleast indicate that in the heading, that isn't asking for to much is it??

TeeRexx
Dec 26th, 2002, 10:12 AM
Glen -sportslie is an intentional spelling of mine.
ask someone and they will tell you that I have done it before to let people like, er, em, ajay, know that the thread is not for real.

ajay - I guess you are an inhibited reader, because at the end there was a sportslie production trailer.
Did that not give your ass a hint?
Anna looking at the company balance sheets during an engagement party.
Did that not give your dumb ass a hint?

Reading comprehension is a skill that can be learned.
Hopefully it is not to late for you, little buddy. :p

ajayares
Dec 26th, 2002, 10:22 AM
Gee you have got a high opinion of yourself :rolleyes:

I didn't fucking read you piece of shit, I read the heading and click on it and saw the pic and that's it.. I wouldn't waste my time reading any of your rubbish..

Oh so this was in the heading was it.. that's what I am asking (so I don't have to click on it), unless you have an understanding problem, obviously you do and I am not your little buddy either.

Gee you are a moron, if only I was standing near you at this very minute.

TeeRexx
Dec 26th, 2002, 10:25 AM
Ajay - Well my young moron, if you did not read the article, for all you knwe, it just might have been true.
Get the full info before you go on another idiotic tiraid.

But maybe this is just another piece of proof of over inbreeding in Spiderville. :p

whorehand
Dec 26th, 2002, 10:32 AM
Ajayares it was a joke. Nothing more nothing less. You may not have found it funny, but to react like this is a little...dramatic? There really isnt a need to be so sensitive.

ajayares
Dec 26th, 2002, 10:40 AM
Do you actually think I check this website first for tennis news??
I have more than enough tennis sites that provide me with the tennis information that I require and funny enough, there wasn't anything about Anna's engagment on it. But you never know I might have missed the info, that's why checked on it

But history tells me, that you never provide new information, so I knew it wasn't accurate after seeing who the poster was, but you never know, there is always a first time, but somehow I don't think it will ever happen..

ajayares
Dec 26th, 2002, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by whorehand
Ajayares it was a joke. Nothing more nothing less. You may not have found it funny, but to react like this is a little...dramatic? There really isnt a need to be so sensitive.

All I ask for it to say that in the heading, nothing more, nothing less, did everyone find the "Hingis announces retirement" thread funny too???
It's not being sensitive, becuase I really don't care, If it was someone else who did it, I wouldn't have bother replying to it, but he spins the same shit time and time again..

whorehand
Dec 26th, 2002, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by ajayares
All I ask for it to say that in the heading, nothing more, nothing less, did everyone find the "Hingis announces retirement" thread funny too???

I didnt find it funny as such, but then again it didnt fill me with a blinding rage. I understood it was a 'joke' and that was that.

Saying THIS IS A JOKE in the heading will sorta take away the effect dont you think? Some people do find these sort of things funny. It wouldnt be nice to spoil it for them, would it? :)

Gonzo Hates Me!
Dec 26th, 2002, 10:50 AM
Yeah Ajay, it was a JOKE! I don't understand. What's your problem?! It was a joke-- j-o-k-e, joke, hahaha ha ha

...it's not degrading Anna, making her look stupid, being rude to her fans... no reason to be flaming angry

matthias
Dec 26th, 2002, 10:56 AM
when he has so much money, why he don´t take a better girl?

ajayares
Dec 26th, 2002, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by Federer_Chick

it's not degrading Anna, making her look stupid, being rude to her fans... no reason to be flaming angry

Who said it was??
I got every right to express my opinion, now I said I really don't care, I just have a problem with the poster and all of his BS antics, if others find it funny, well good on them, I don't, that's life, move on..

Now if you thought I was angry there, well you haven't seen anything..

spiceboy
Dec 26th, 2002, 10:58 AM
cute couple LOL

ajayares
Dec 26th, 2002, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by whorehand
I didnt find it funny as such, but then again it didnt fill me with a blinding rage. I understood it was a 'joke' and that was that.

Saying THIS IS A JOKE in the heading will sorta take away the effect dont you think? Some people do find these sort of things funny. It wouldnt be nice to spoil it for them, would it? :)

Well the same applys for the martina Joke then doesn't it?

Now I wasn't in a blinding rage at all, as I have just mentioned above I have a serious problem with the poster, that's all.

Now perhaps I should not have said anything, becuase obviously I am going to cop aload of abuse, for expressing an opinion, oh well..

caramel
Dec 26th, 2002, 11:14 AM
:eek: They´re such a sweet couple , aren´t they? :hearts: Congratulations on your engagement , Anna. :bounce:

Great joke anyway! :D

Experimentee
Dec 26th, 2002, 11:36 AM
Anna's looking for a daddy :eek:

auntie janie
Dec 26th, 2002, 12:04 PM
LOL :D

TeeRexx's joke was amusing, but the subsequent battle is hilarious. :D

gentenaire
Dec 26th, 2002, 12:16 PM
Will people never learn? :rolleyes: How long does it take to figure out it's a joke?

Good one, Tee :D And I agree Janie, the people not getting it are funny.

TeeRexx
Dec 26th, 2002, 12:41 PM
Beggin - An intelligent person will almost instantly know that it is a joke. If that person is an idiotic moron from a land on the bottom of the earth, then who knows when or if they will ever come to that realization. But then again, that is the definition of a true imbecile, is it not? :)

Anyway, I would have used this thread even if my faves were caught in a pose with a cute little old rich codger like Nick.

They do make an adorable couple though, much better than Enrique. :)

Bye Ajay.:wavey:

TatiAnnahølic
Dec 26th, 2002, 12:42 PM
jo,jo,jo ... :o

BK4ever
Dec 26th, 2002, 12:54 PM
TeeRexx...one for the joke book...lmao

ajayares...laugh at yourself honey, we all need to once in a while :D

ajayares
Dec 26th, 2002, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by TeeRexx
Beggin - An intelligent person will almost instantly know that it is a joke. If that person is an idiotic moron from a land on the bottom of the earth, then who knows when or if they will ever come to that realization. But then again, that is the definition of a true imbecile, is it not? :)


Gee you are so funny :rolleyes: what ever you do, don't give up your day job, will you

BTW who the hell thought this was nothing other than a joke??

You are pathetic, sure I know there are many many people on earth who have the same IQ as you, but don't think everyone in the world is sitting with you at the bottom on the list..


BTW janie, glade you liked the entertainment, perhaps next time we should charge a fee..

Cam'ron Giles
Dec 26th, 2002, 12:56 PM
Good one Tee...Some people needs to take a laxitive and learn how to stop being so uptight...:rolleyes:

TeeRexx
Dec 26th, 2002, 01:01 PM
Top - Those people would have to pour that laxative down their freaking ears because that seems to be where all of the shit is backed up in their pathetic little bodies.

Anyway, I wonder will Anna have the wedding in the U.S.?
Maybe Florida, hmm?

anton
Dec 26th, 2002, 01:23 PM
is he rreally the head of Omega? anna looks cute in the pic!!

TeeRexx
Dec 26th, 2002, 01:25 PM
Anton, yeah, Nick is CEO of Omega.
How else could he get the squeeze on the Rocket? :)

auntie janie
Dec 26th, 2002, 01:28 PM
ajayares, yes I do find it entertaining, but not enough so that I would pay a fee. Well maybe 50 cents ... TeeRexx, I owe ya ... ;)

MonicaSelesFan
Dec 26th, 2002, 04:55 PM
I never thought people could get this upset over such a simple joke. I suggest to those to pay a visit to the MB more often to make themselves more familiar with the posters and the messages as well. It would help us all.

2ace2
Dec 26th, 2002, 04:59 PM
LOOOOL!!! :D
this is really good! :D

TeeRexx
Dec 26th, 2002, 05:03 PM
Damn, I am glad that most of you are intelligent and have a healthy sense of humor. :)

And to those of you who are obsessed .. :p

Mrs. Peel
Dec 26th, 2002, 05:27 PM
Why do some billionaires look sloppy as hell? He looks like he has been sleeping in that suit, tie completely askew, maybe a few drinks too many...like he'd open his mouth and the only thing he could utter is a hiccup...:eek: :rolleyes:

Some of these rabid dog responses are hilarious!!! lololololol Such passion over nothing! :o Now if that energy was aptly harnessed...:rolleyes:

RAA
Dec 26th, 2002, 06:49 PM
JOKE! get it?
wow, some people are quite sensitive, no?
I mean, if Anna k had REALLY gotten engaged it would be ALL OVER every news outlet. thus the big clue that this was a joke.

rated_next
Dec 26th, 2002, 07:36 PM
what an idiot

auntie janie
Dec 26th, 2002, 09:46 PM
RAA, I think the most blatant clue of all is that it was posted by TeeRexx ... ;)

TeeRexx
Dec 26th, 2002, 09:56 PM
Janie - You are so good at clues. You must be a detective. :rolleyes: :)

MarcusRock
Dec 26th, 2002, 10:09 PM
I don't know what's funnier; those who actually think it could be true or the guy in a blinding rage because it isn't true.

TeeRexx
Dec 26th, 2002, 10:13 PM
Marcus - Those who think it is true are funny.
The guy in a blinding rage is just pathetic.

Hulet
Dec 27th, 2002, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by TeeRexx
.."..thank god and Viagra for getting me Anna .."TR :wavey:
LOL

Havok
Dec 27th, 2002, 02:17 AM
can u people seriously get a life and stop posting these jokes. ur killing me here. at least say that it's a joke in the title of the post!!!!!!!!!!!

selesfan
Dec 27th, 2002, 02:30 AM
Very Funny Tee!:D Some people need to get a sense of humor.

PhoenixStorm
Dec 27th, 2002, 02:45 AM
Look if you voice an opinion then be prepared to defend it because I for one will attack a stupid ignorant opinion.

Tee was making a joke, if you did not like it fine, state so and move on. Or even better DO NOT READ TEE REX THREADS. Is that hard not to do? LOOK AT THE AUTHOR AND DONT READ IT.

Tennisfan-Mtl
Dec 27th, 2002, 03:56 AM
That was really funny :D

Fingon
Dec 27th, 2002, 04:33 AM
First I do think it was funny. but I found the people believing it funnier.

At the same moment I read the thread and the author :cool: I knew it wasn't serious. In all the time I've been reading this board and the sanex one, I've never seen TR behaving seriously (bah behaving :p ).

I don't get what's wrong with it, a joke, some people might find it funny, some might not, but I don't see anything offensive in it, but maybe it's just me (and a few others)

persond
Dec 27th, 2002, 05:15 AM
:D I can't for the life of me understand why humans, who possess "free will", don't just exercise that gift, and not enter threads authored by TeeRexx!!!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: I often pass up on threads I find offensive to me or those I consider not interesting; to me that is!!!:) :)

Having said that, great stuff Mr. Tee, I really had a good laugh, but found some posters reactions even more funny. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa....aaahhhhhhHAH

juggler
Dec 27th, 2002, 05:29 AM
I think the initial point and post that ajayares was making was not about this thread in particular, but more to do with the recent proliferation of these lame ass joke threads (this one not that lame, but some in recent memory have been awful).

Im positive ajayares knew it was a joke even before opening the thread, i dont think theres much doubt about that.

But for some of the newer posters/readers and those less familar with certain posters characteristics, it may lead to some confusion.

Particular threads like "hingis announces retirement", to me that is way out of line and there shouldve been some sort of disclaimer that it was a joke (there is one there now thanks to the mods).

Where do we draw the line at these threads?

What if someone posted a thread titled

"Serena Williams returns a positve drug test"

I wonder how well that would go down?

TeeRexx
Dec 27th, 2002, 06:41 AM
Juggler - SERENA being positive to drigs has very negative cinotations while getting engaged to a billionaire is nothing but positive. Get it?

I will not warn someone of on oncoming joke because surprise is the essence of most humor otherwise it is merely literature, news or history.

People who know me have seen me do the same thing to VENUS & SERENA, e.g., infamous engagement of VENUS and also how VENUS injured her hand lfting luggage.

Oh well, I will not ry to explain myself to the mentally handicapped, I will only pity them and hope that science finds something to aleviate their mental disabilities.

BK4ever
Dec 27th, 2002, 06:45 AM
ROTFLM"MF"AO

TeeRexx
Dec 27th, 2002, 06:55 AM
I wonder how many children Anna and Nicky will have? :)

juggler
Dec 27th, 2002, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by TeeRexx
Juggler - SERENA being positive to drigs has very negative cinotations while getting engaged to a billionaire is nothing but positive. Get it?

I will not warn someone of on oncoming joke because surprise is the essence of most humor otherwise it is merely literature, news or history.


of course i get it, and again its not about this thread specifically

i know it wasnt you, but that hingis retiring thread didnt have positive connotations did it?

but i personally dont care what u post, i know not to believe a word of it, so i dont give a frogs fat ass. i was merely explaining what ajayares was getting at.

Hagar
Dec 27th, 2002, 10:19 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Experimentee
Anna's looking for a daddy :eek: [/QUOTE


I guess you mean... GRANDdaddy?

TeeRexx, good one! :D

Stefke
Dec 27th, 2002, 10:24 AM
Congratulations Anna, I think:confused:
How old is this guy????:eek:

proteus
Dec 27th, 2002, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by Hagar
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Experimentee
Anna's looking for a daddy :eek: [/QUOTE


I guess you mean... GRANDdaddy?



... or sugar-daddy?

Lol Tee, thanks for the laughs! :)

SerialKiller#69
Dec 28th, 2002, 06:37 AM
seeing the replies, it seems like a good joke for certain fans...

:rolleyes:

teerexx, are u a fan of anna? it seems like you're obsessed with her youself.

:p

TeeRexx
Dec 28th, 2002, 03:35 PM
disclaim - I am not obsessed with Anna, but she is a second tier fave with me.
With V & S on the the 1st tier, of course. :)

Shuji Shuriken
Dec 28th, 2002, 04:07 PM
When will some people just get their head out of their asses long enough to breathe? Damn...enough already!!! Just live and let live man. Gosh...those who got it got it. If you didn't then don't piss on about it.

Shuji Shuriken
Dec 28th, 2002, 04:13 PM
Oh...and it was fuckin' hilarious. LMAO!!!!!

TeeRexx
Dec 29th, 2002, 02:39 PM
Congratulations to the committe for voting this the Funniest Thread of 2002.
I will continue in my efforts in the year 2003 and beyond.

TR :)

jenny161185
Dec 29th, 2002, 03:45 PM
this is hilariouse teerexx

TeeRexx
Dec 29th, 2002, 04:02 PM
Thank you, Jenny. :)