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anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 07:26 AM
come on. some of us need some help socially!!:wavey:

MinskLynx
Dec 22nd, 2002, 07:28 AM
One of the more recent ones that have been seriously used on me:

"I'm not feeling myself tonight...can I feel you?"

CHOCO
Dec 22nd, 2002, 07:47 AM
1.Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"

2.Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

3.As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

4.As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!

5.At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"

6.Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

7.Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

8.Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!

9.Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"

10.Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?

11.Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

12.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

13.Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 07:49 AM
im not sure these will work.

i-girl
Dec 22nd, 2002, 07:56 AM
Anton will never get a date with these lame lines you're giving him:rolleyes: . opposite to what some men think, girls actually don't like to be talked to like they don't have a brain.

of all the lines here, only Choco's no. 3 is any good. someone said that to me once, and I admit that was cute. mostly because he was smiling and said it in a cute way, not a crude way. everything else... I wouldn't try it Anton. if someone used minskLynx's line on me, I might punch them.

CHOCO
Dec 22nd, 2002, 07:57 AM
oK, try these! :):):)


(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."

Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?

I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

tennisIlove09
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:04 AM
Nice legs...what time do they open?

CHOCO
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:08 AM
Some of these lines have worked for me. :):)

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Be unique and different, say yes.

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:09 AM
maybe i should clarify this. i would like to know realistic stuff to say. i cant say "what time do your legs open!!" i'm not trying to upset anybody

i-girl
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:09 AM
*punching CHOCO*


the lamest line a guy ever tried on me was when I was on the beach. he said "did it hurt?" I said "what"? he said "when you fell from heaven". it took me a good few seconds to realize he was trying to pick me up by saying I look like an angel. I laughed my ass off and told him to take a hike. it was beyond pathetic. these lines only work on dumb women. do you want a dumb woman CHOCO;) :D ?

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:10 AM
lost puppy? :rolleyes:

tennisIlove09
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:12 AM
lmao...you actually want real pick up lines?

Hmmm...I don't really do pick up lines, I just start talking to the girls I like.

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:16 AM
Originally posted by tennisIlove09
lmao...you actually want real pick up lines?

Hmmm...I don't really do pick up lines, I just start talking to the girls I like.

about what?

sex, drug and rock and roll:eek:

CHOCO
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:16 AM
i-girl - well...most girls know that I'm having some fun with them when I use some of these lines. :)

I'll never forget the look on the face of this one girl when I told her: DAMN!!! You're so fine that I could drink a gallon of your bath water. :)

tennisIlove09
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by anton
about what?

sex, drug and rock and roll:eek:

Depends where you are? Where do you generally meet chicks?

At the bar? if you are at a bar/club, ask them if they like the music...or if you can buy them a drink, or ask them to dance. Something like that. Or you like their shirt?

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:20 AM
is it ok to give your business card or is that considered desperate and pyshco?

tennisIlove09
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:24 AM
Originally posted by anton
is it ok to give your business card or is that considered desperate and pyshco?

how old are you? business card? just give them your number, or get their number

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:26 AM
anybody can open a business and print a business card. doesnt matter the age. and asking for a # is like setting yourself up for rejection

i-girl
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:27 AM
CHOCH, you did not seriously say that to a woman, did you :eek: :eek: :eek: ? OMG, I would run for my life if someone said that to me:D :D :D .

giving your business card is a very good way. just say, "hi, my name is ____. I'm a bit shy about this sort of thing, but I really think you're lovely and would like to get to know you. is it alright if I give you my business card?" that way you're giving her the option to call or not, and not just bothering her. that's good:).

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:28 AM
also is it ok to give a fake number?

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:28 AM
and what about email addresses and AOL IMS?

i-girl
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:29 AM
why would you give a girl you like a fake number:confused: ?

tennisIlove09
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:29 AM
Originally posted by anton
anybody can open a business and print a business card. doesnt matter the age. and asking for a # is like setting yourself up for rejection

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: Nah. I've gotten a lot of #'s from chicks. You just have to make sure they remember you ;) Leave them with a good impression.

but MAKE SURE you call the next day....don't leave it for a while.

BritneySpearsIsHot
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:30 AM
Don't try pick up lines if you want a lady, if you just want a tart then these pick up lines are fine, real ladies don't deserve to be treated with pick up lines, they are better than that

:)

Maybe i'm just old fashioned, i don't know, i prefer to be a gentleman

:)

tennisIlove09
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by anton
and what about email addresses and AOL IMS?

on a first time meeting? no. wait. get the numbers first, and go out on a real date, see if it works

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by i-girl
why would you give a girl you like a fake number:confused: ?

maybe if she is really not attractive

i-girl
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:34 AM
if you don't find her attractive, then don't offer to give her your number. funny boy:D .

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:36 AM
ok. does anybody go to a coffeshop with homework and/or laptop?

caramel
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by tennisIlove09
Nice legs...what time do they open?

Thatīs soooooooooo lame... :eek:

CHOCO
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:41 AM
i-girl - girls like it even if it's a lame attempt at humor. ;) These lines serve as ice breakers.


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. :)

Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.

Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You are the reason men fall in love.

I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

tennisIlove09
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by caramel
Thatīs soooooooooo lame... :eek:


most pick up lines are :D :)

CC
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:48 AM
tennisIlove09, are you online now?

It's 3:50am and I'm in the middle of a competition with my brothers. We want to see who can stay up the longest. I just want to see how long I can go. But there is also a small matter of $10. :D

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:50 AM
well if tthey fall asleep you can just snatch the $10

tennisIlove09
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by CC
tennisIlove09, are you online now?

It's 3:50am and I'm in the middle of a competition with my brothers. We want to see who can stay up the longest. I just want to see how long I can go. But there is also a small matter of $10. :D

I'm here! Are you on MSN?

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:53 AM
do you have AOL IM?

CC
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:54 AM
Yes! I'm on. Let's try it.:D I can barely type straight.

Anton, I doubt there will be any opportunity for snatching. I just heard one of them say if nobody clunks out it will continue into the day.:eek:

CC
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:55 AM
No I don't have Aol. I have yahoo.

i-girl
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:55 AM
you're lucky american girls are nice CHOCO:D . in Israel some of these line would get you kicked where it hurts the most ;) :p .

tennisIlove09
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by CC
Yes! I'm on. Let's try it.:D I can barely type straight.

Anton, I doubt there will be any opportunity for snatching. I just heard one of them say if nobody clunks out it will continue into the day.:eek:

I can't do voice :rolleyes:

CC
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:58 AM
It doesn't work for me. My e-mail account is with Yahoo.

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:59 AM
you dont have to have AOL to have AOL IM. you can get AOL IM for free on AOL.com

tennisIlove09
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:59 AM
Originally posted by CC
It doesn't work for me. My e-mail account is with Yahoo.

do you have the Yahoo chat thing? I can download it :)

CC
Dec 22nd, 2002, 09:02 AM
Yup I have the Yahoo chat box thingy.

Anton, I have the Aol free thing too. I will try it.

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 09:03 AM
wha ti s your AOL IM name?

CC
Dec 22nd, 2002, 09:06 AM
I'm setting it up now.

CHOCO
Dec 22nd, 2002, 09:07 AM
Not just american girls that I've tried some of these lines on, but others as well. If the girl is uptight, I don't need her anyway. ;)

I just have alot of fun with it. I enjoy talking to people so it comes fairly easy for me.


You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.


If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.

If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

tennisIlove09
Dec 22nd, 2002, 09:07 AM
22% downloaded :cool:

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 09:11 AM
22 what?

tennisIlove09
Dec 22nd, 2002, 09:15 AM
YAHOO MESSENGER ;)

95% now:kiss:

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 09:19 AM
ok. i only have AOL IM.

tennisIlove09
Dec 22nd, 2002, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by anton
ok. i only have AOL IM.

yup, read that the first time :)

CC
Dec 22nd, 2002, 09:22 AM
Anton, I got the Aol IM now.

tennisIlove09
Dec 22nd, 2002, 09:24 AM
CC, did you add me as a friend?
:confused:

CC
Dec 22nd, 2002, 09:25 AM
It says user doesn't exist.

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 09:27 AM
cc pm me your AOL IM screename and everybodyelse too. i will pm you mine iif you send yours.

this way if we get suspended we can still talk and stab every other in the back.

CC
Dec 22nd, 2002, 12:56 PM
8 AM and still going. He's doing push ups again. Heh.

Car Key Boi
Dec 22nd, 2002, 01:25 PM
"hi there! i'm the Car Key Boi"

:cool:

MrV
Dec 22nd, 2002, 01:37 PM
Hey CC!! STILL THERE? :D

CC
Dec 22nd, 2002, 04:06 PM
Yes!! One of them dropped out in a single moment of weakness! He just revealed that earlier he went into the bathroom and slept for five minutes and we didn't know. Cheater. :rolleyes:

It's between two of us now.:p

MrV
Dec 22nd, 2002, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by CC
Yes!! One of them dropped out in a single moment of weakness! He just revealed that earlier he went into the bathroom and slept for five minutes and we didn't know. Cheater. :rolleyes:

It's between two of us now.:p


:eek: :eek: :eek:

How many hours has it been since u had sleep? Don't kill urself for $10 :angel: :o

CC
Dec 22nd, 2002, 04:14 PM
I woke up saturday morning at 9:30 am. I've been up since then.

The funny thing is nobody even cares about the money. They like challenges and although I'm not very competitive I always try to beat them at most things.:D

MrV
Dec 22nd, 2002, 04:20 PM
I see. How many cups of coffee have you had?!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


WIN WIN WIN

CC
Dec 22nd, 2002, 04:22 PM
3 cups by now. But I paced myself. My legs are sooooo heavy.:eek:

MrV
Dec 22nd, 2002, 04:27 PM
I need some HELP!!! What does a 7 year old girl like these days!! I'm looking for a present for my lil niece :D I'm hopeless at these things :?

Martian Mel
Dec 22nd, 2002, 04:55 PM
pick-up lines don't work ;)

CHOCO
Dec 22nd, 2002, 05:16 PM
"You're ugly but you intrigue me."

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
"I'm drunk."

"Hi, my friends call me Creepy."

"I just threw up."

"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."

"You have the face of a saint -- a Saint Bernard."

"Is that a false nose?"

"You'll do."

"Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

:):):):)

MinskLynx
Dec 22nd, 2002, 06:10 PM
I have always liked it when men have took interest in what I am reading. But of course they have to back it up with knowledge of literature.

CC
Dec 22nd, 2002, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by MrV
I need some HELP!!! What does a 7 year old girl like these days!! I'm looking for a present for my lil niece :D I'm hopeless at these things :?

I don't know I can't think. Doll?


What line works for me? A polite introduction and decent conversation.

anton
Dec 22nd, 2002, 07:03 PM
everybody likes gift certifiactes to stores they like and cash

MrV
Dec 22nd, 2002, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by CC


What line works for me? A polite introduction and decent conversation.

I'll keep that in mind :drool: :angel:

King Satan
Dec 22nd, 2002, 07:48 PM
no pick up lines are the best pick up lines ;)

Flappie
Dec 22nd, 2002, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by tennisIlove09
Nice legs...what time do they open? :eek:OMG! If someone said that to me I'd give him a slap in the face! :p

CC
Dec 22nd, 2002, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by MrV
I'll keep that in mind :drool: :angel:

I don't really remember the introduction though.:punk

TheBoiledEgg
Dec 27th, 2002, 08:34 PM
Short and sweet chat up lines and their put downs
Are you happy?
I was.

Are you sisters?
Yes.

Bond. James Bond.
Off. Piss off.

Do you come here often?
Not if you do.

Do you know what I am?
A eunuch?

Ever wanted to deflower a virgin?
Nope.

Go on, don't be shy: ask me out.
OK, get out.

Got a light?
Yes thanks.

Hello.
Goodbye.

I love your hair.
Which one?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?
It's hot.

Kiss me.
You'll have to drug me first.

Mind if I take your picture?
Where to?

Please take-a seat.
Where to?

Queuing is so boring, don't you find?
It is now.

Shall we go and see a film?
I've seen it.

Um, hello.
Oscar Wilde, I presume?

What sign were you born under?
'No entry'.

What's the biggest problem in your life?
Look in a mirror.

What's your birthstone?
Breezeblock.

What's your favourite film?
Kodak.

What's your favourite flower?
Self-raising.

What's your favourite French dish?
Eric Cantona.

When I'm with you I feel like a real man.
So do I.

Why not be original and say yes?
No.

'Yes' is my favourite word. What's yours?
No.

You look like a model.
No, I'm real.

Your face or mine?
His.

You're cute.
My cute what?

You're irresistible.
You're resistible.

You've got great boobs.
So have you.