View Full Version : Who's the best player on the tour when she's really TURNED ON?

Dec 19th, 2002, 09:57 PM
Probably...um... ME!!!!

I always played my best when I was horny!!! Look at that semi at the Slims Championships in '88 against Steffi. I tried to go DUDE-less all week because my coaches-Don Candy and Hank Harris noticed that whenever I was knockin boots with too many DUDES during a tourney I never had any energy left by the end of the event (Wimby '87 and '88 I was having so much HOT DUDE LOVE I was cross-eyed by the time I played Steffi!)

Who do you think?


Cam'ron Giles
Dec 19th, 2002, 10:03 PM
Martina...she makes sure the match is nice and quick so she can hurry and get to the d#$%...

darren cahill
Dec 19th, 2002, 10:09 PM

you must have really had a throw down with the dudes after that win against Graf! i can only imagine...that must have been the reason for your collapse against Sabatini in the final?

you also never replied about the invite for a 3-some with me and BCP! you did say on blast from the past that you enjoy hooking up with the gay dudes too!

Dec 20th, 2002, 12:36 AM

I bet Lindsay is insatiable, like myself.

Dec 20th, 2002, 12:39 AM
Actually no i'm going for Jelena Dokic... she's an all nighter if ever i saw one.

Dec 20th, 2002, 12:39 AM
And myskina actually.

Dec 20th, 2002, 12:40 AM

Dec 20th, 2002, 09:20 AM
Hahahhahahaha.......this Pammy Girl is so funny. Hahahahhaha....you have to talk with Martina N! Werenīt you "doubles" partner??!! Whahahoioahaoahaoaoaao!!!

Dec 20th, 2002, 11:50 AM
LOL thatīs funny... I think Serena is!!!

Dec 20th, 2002, 11:50 AM
And Martina...

Dec 21st, 2002, 02:04 AM
:) :) :angel: Some of us just don't want to admit it but i think we all know that is is Justine Henin Hardenne!! :angel: :) :)

:wavey: :wavey: :wavey: GO JUSTINE!! :wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

Dec 21st, 2002, 02:15 AM
justine horny?

i think i'm going to be sick *pues*