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Caoimhe
Dec 18th, 2002, 10:38 AM
Girl Poem
> A poem for us....
>
> I shave my legs,
> I sit down to pee.
> And I can justify
> any shopping spree.
>
> Don't go to a barber,
> but a beauty salon.
> I can get a massage
> without a hard-on.
>
> I can balance the checkbook,
> I can pump my own gas.
> Can talk to my friends,
> about the size of my ass.
>
> My beauty's a masterpiece,
> and yes, it takes long.
> At least I can admit,
> to others when I'm wrong.
>
> I don't drive in circles,
> at any cost.
> And I don't have a problem,
> admitting I'm lost.
>
> I never forget,
> an important date.
> You just gotta deal with it,
> I'm usually late.
>
> I don't watch movies,
> with lots of gore.
> Don't need instant replay,
> to remember the score.
>
> I won't lose my hair,
> I don't get jock itch.
> And just cause I'm assertive,
> Don't call me a bitch.
>
> Don't say to your friends,
> Oh yeah, I can get her.
> In your dreams, my dear,
> I can do better!
>
> Flowers are okay,
> But jewelry's best.
> Look at me you idiot...
> Not at my chest!!!!!
>
> I don't have a problem,
> With Expressing my feelings.
> I know when you're lying,
> You look at the ceiling.
>
> DON'T call me a GIRL ,
> a BABE or a CHICK .
>
> I am a WOMAN.
>
> Get it?, you DICK!?!

Lynx
Dec 18th, 2002, 12:04 PM
:D :D :D (and OUCH too...)

i-girl
Dec 18th, 2002, 01:00 PM
I think I'm going to send this poem to this idiot guy at work who pissed me off today and is always hitting on me;) :D . thanks Cao:kiss: .

CC
Dec 18th, 2002, 01:53 PM
Nice.

caramel
Dec 18th, 2002, 01:54 PM
Cool poem.

Lynx
Dec 18th, 2002, 09:25 PM
*bump* :p

Tammy
Dec 19th, 2002, 12:29 AM
cute :)

Caoimhe
Dec 19th, 2002, 10:00 AM
Originally posted by Lynx
*bump* :p

who's bumping me
*bump back*

Martian Mel
Dec 19th, 2002, 10:31 AM
Good one! :)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Dec 19th, 2002, 02:13 PM
lmao :D it's sooooooooo true ;)