View Full Version : ITT, i post why Colin Powell is "unhappy" with the Iraqi weapons declaration

Car Key Boi
Dec 17th, 2002, 10:34 PM
1. No hamburger shots

2. No anal hardcore thumbnails

3. No porn of any sort whatsoever

4. No free cover CD with time-limited trial software

5. No military anecdotes by readers

6. No free MLM speech audiotape

7. No fold-out map of Iraq with a legend indicating the best party spots

8. No scratch-and-sniff fold-outs of the scents popular with Iraqi women

9. No precise indication of where Osama Bin Laden is at the precise moment the document is opened by Colin Powell

10. No small ads for the latest Iraqi rebel groups seeking outside aid in the form of uranium-depleted shells, shoulder-fired RPGs or ex-Vietnam bargain stock

"There are problems with the declaration"
- C. Powell