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VeeJJ
Jan 2nd, 2013, 07:20 PM
i. cant. breath. :hysteric:

31 Things Twinks Like (http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/31-things-twinks-like/)

31 Things Twinks Like
JAN. 1, 2013 By MADISON MOORE

1) Dancing in a cage at the club. Dancing in bikini briefs at the club.

2) Foam parties.

3) Being COMPLETELY hairless, which to me is a little scary/alien looking. A crotch is supposed to have SOME hair on it, Jesus.

4) Being the center of attention/adored by everyone.

5) Tanlines. No, not the band.

6) Poppin’ they booties. What some twinks can do with their booties is absolutely breathtaking. BEHOLD:

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7) Twinks populate every ethnicity — there are black twinks, white twinks, AZN twinks, and so forth. But no matter their level of melanin, you’ll always know a twink by their unnaturally blonde hair. That’s because twinks are like Twinkies — soft and blonde on the outside, but stuffed with a certain creamy filling that’s just waiting to be let out.

8) The drag show on Thirsty Thursdays.

9) Emoticons.

10) Swoopy Justin Bieber bangs — with highlights. Eyebrows teased to eternity.

11) Stripper poles. Twinks are magically born knowing exactly how to interact with a stripper pole.

12) Brent Corrigan. Max Ryder. Jake Bass. Dillon Rossi. Sean Cody. Bel Ami. Porn featuring other twinks with titles like “Twenty Twinks,” “Euro Twink Feet,” and “Office Twinks.”

13) Bros and “straight-acting” guys.

14) Working at mall stores like Wet Seal. If you see a twink working at the local Wet Seal, you KNOW boyfriend knows how to work an outfit miss honey, yaaass. Stick with him because he will show you the hottest pieces in the store.

15) Lip gloss. I said my lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin. I’m standing at my locker, and all the boys keep on stoppin.


16) Underwear with the ass cut out.

17) Being a V.I.B — a Very Important Beauty Insider at Sephora.

18) Gossip, since it allows the twink to say “gurrrrl” over and over.

19) White guys.

20) Staying pretty and innocent-looking. The whole point of twinkdom is holding onto your youth.

21) Astroglide! If it’s good enough for space shuttles, it’s good enough for some nice, ribald butt sex.

22) Having tattoos of stars on the wrist, on the neck and — yes — on the ass.

23) Wearing sunglasses at night. At the club.

24) Going to brunch and having mimoossaaaaas.

25) Fabulous pants. Designer handbags.

26) TyPiNG aLl TeXt MEssAgEs lIkE THis OMG yAy!!!

27) Dramatic reality shows like America’s Next Top Model, RuPaul’s Drag Race. Wishing they were the bitchy judge on the show, giving all those wannabes the real tea.

28) Gymnastics. Soccer. Swimming. These “sports” allow the twink to remain just toned enough without venturing out into muscle queen territory.

29) Being — or working to appear — between the ages of 14-25. Once you start aging, gaining weight and letting that hair grow in full force, it’s all down hill. Just throw in the towel.

30) Juice cleanses. Kegels.

31) Bottoming — although not every twink is a bottom, as a simple Google search will reveal.

Kairi
Jan 2nd, 2013, 07:31 PM
:spit:

Pump-it-UP
Jan 2nd, 2013, 08:27 PM
Only 2, 4, 6, 13 (!!!!), 18, and 30. :o

KournikovaFan91
Jan 2nd, 2013, 08:34 PM
:lol: hilarious

ElusiveChanteuse
Jan 3rd, 2013, 11:25 AM
oh my that booty popping white guy.:speakles: :bowdown:

Helen Lawson
Jan 3rd, 2013, 11:53 AM
You forgot their favourite "uniform"--the white leather pants, white clogs, and white phone.

Nicolás89
Jan 3rd, 2013, 12:13 PM
That video is hypnotic. :lol:

Kairi
Jan 3rd, 2013, 12:16 PM
Only 2, 4, 6, 13 (!!!!), 18, and 30. :o

:spit: Don't act like you didn't see 31...

~{X}~
Jan 3rd, 2013, 12:36 PM
God I do some of the shit on that list but this bitch is no twink, believe that. :spit:

I'm more like a... well processed twinkie. :bigcry: :spit:

Kairi
Jan 3rd, 2013, 12:43 PM
More like a bundt cake.. :oh:

~{X}~
Jan 3rd, 2013, 01:05 PM
More like a bundt cake.. :oh:

True... :oh:

I got curves... maybe too many. :spit:

But I won't deny and I won't lie, I am me and you get what you see. :cool::lol:

LeRoy.
Jan 3rd, 2013, 01:29 PM
If you are over 25 you can no longer be a twink. :oh: Just "throw in the towel" already. :o

LoveFifteen
Jan 3rd, 2013, 01:58 PM
:hysteric: @ working at Wet Seal

VeeJJ
Jan 3rd, 2013, 03:50 PM
:hysteric: @ working at Wet Seal

!!!!!!! :bigcry:

V-MAC
Jan 3rd, 2013, 04:41 PM
No.12 is strange...the first three are stereotypical twinkie porn stars but Dillon Rossi isn't at all:confused:
This list is broken:oh:

Drake1980
Jan 3rd, 2013, 04:54 PM
:spit:

Rerun
Jan 4th, 2013, 05:02 AM
Twinks :hearts:
Lol

Helen Lawson
Jan 4th, 2013, 12:42 PM
One of my twink friends has a 28 inch waist! And he buys his jeans in the girls' section at the department store. That has to be like the Holy Grail of being a twink.

~{X}~
Jan 4th, 2013, 12:49 PM
I am not attracted to twinks. They make fun friends though. :lol:

Rerun
Jan 4th, 2013, 03:06 PM
I am not attracted to twinks. They make fun friends though. :lol:

they are super cute instead :p

I'm only attracted to twinks :p although the range should be between 19 and 22-23 because my brother is 19 and I cannot find attractive a guy who is younger than he is :tape:

well I honestly think I'll get over this as soon as my brother will turn 19 or 20 :lol:


I only like Twinks, James Franco and MArlon Teixeira :lol:

Dominic
Jan 4th, 2013, 03:42 PM
oh my that booty popping white guy.:speakles: :bowdown:

:lol: I found it/him kinda repulsive

~{X}~
Jan 4th, 2013, 03:56 PM
they are super cute instead :p

I'm only attracted to twinks :p although the range should be between 19 and 22-23 because my brother is 19 and I cannot find attractive a guy who is younger than he is :tape:

well I honestly think I'll get over this as soon as my brother will turn 19 or 20 :lol:


I only like Twinks, James Franco and MArlon Teixeira :lol:

Of course you only like twinks... then again... do you compete with them to see who looks skinnier from a side perspective? :lol:

:hug: Everyone likes what they like, everyone is different! It's good we have diversity. :lol:

:hug:

Rerun
Jan 4th, 2013, 04:03 PM
Of course you only like twinks... then again... do you compete with them to see who looks skinnier from a side perspective? :lol:




yep, but I will lose every time :hysteric:

but I'm on a strict diet now, let's see where it goes :)

anyway its strange how rude and masc I'm outside if u consider this desperate wish to be skinny that I keep inside that is sooo girlish :p

~{X}~
Jan 4th, 2013, 05:22 PM
yep, but I will lose every time :hysteric:

but I'm on a strict diet now, let's see where it goes :)

anyway its strange how rude and masc I'm outside if u consider this desperate wish to be skinny that I keep inside that is sooo girlish :p

Well we'll see whose hip bones stick out the most, that will be the winner! :lol:

It is quite... obsessive, your need to be skinny. I'm almost afraid to meet you ever because I'm a chubby bitch! Lord knows what your judging mind would think. :spit:

Luckily we don't go after the same men. :haha: No competition, we can be good friends with no problems. :devil:

I wonder how rude you are... you have always seemed decent to me. ;)

Dominic
Jan 4th, 2013, 05:38 PM
anyway its strange how rude and masc I'm outside if u consider this desperate wish to be skinny that I keep inside that is sooo girlish :p

huh? I don't think you look particularly masculine or rude, and you are pretty skinny.

Mary Cherry.
Jan 4th, 2013, 05:46 PM
32. TennisForum.com

Rerun
Jan 4th, 2013, 09:45 PM
Well we'll see whose hip bones stick out the most, that will be the winner! :lol:

It is quite... obsessive, your need to be skinny. I'm almost afraid to meet you ever because I'm a chubby bitch! Lord knows what your judging mind would think. :spit:

Luckily we don't go after the same men. :haha: No competition, we can be good friends with no problems. :devil:

I wonder how rude you are... you have always seemed decent to me. ;)


dont worry, friends are friends, no matter what they look like :) and I'm still sorry I did not get to meet u last time in NYC but my bf was like a crazy hurrican, he couldnt remain in the same place not even a minute

~{X}~
Jan 4th, 2013, 11:47 PM
I know! I can't believe my phone fucked up and it just had to be the week you were here. I had to get a new phone because of that. :sad:

I hope to meet you soon, next time you come or when I visit Italy! :D

VeeJJ
Jan 5th, 2013, 02:51 AM
One of my twink friends has a 28 inch waist! And he buys his jeans in the girls' section at the department store. That has to be like the Holy Grail of being a twink.

OMG!! My best friend has a 26 inch waist and he buys 00 womens pants :hysteric:

Dominic
Jan 5th, 2013, 03:02 AM
I have a male friend who has a 27 inch waist and he's about 220 pounds full of muscles

Helen Lawson
Jan 5th, 2013, 03:26 AM
Wow!! So my friend's 28 inch waist is not the gold standard! He's not the one with the white patent leather clogs, white Capri pants, and matching white phone holder. That's another one.

Rerun
Jan 5th, 2013, 07:37 AM
all the twink models on burberry.com :hearts:

:lol:

~{X}~
Jan 5th, 2013, 09:09 AM
Raffie control your hard on. :lol:

Mattographer
Jan 5th, 2013, 09:56 AM
OMG 26-28 waist? :hysteric: That's tiny!!!!! :help:

I'm a 32 waist :)


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Rerun
Jan 5th, 2013, 10:48 AM
Raffie control your hard on. :lol:


as a proud Martha's fan I'm an icy person :) no hormones allowed :)

Rerun
Jan 5th, 2013, 10:49 AM
OMG 26-28 waist? :hysteric: That's tiny!!!!! :help:

I'm a 32 waist :)


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I'm 30, for classic clothes its 31

Singleniacki
Jan 5th, 2013, 10:56 AM
Twinks :sobbing:

Hair is hot, embrace it.

I thought 7 said Economics :hearts::sobbing:

Steven.
Jan 5th, 2013, 12:14 PM
bahahahaha the list is so true. the guys twerking was mesmerising :speakles::worship:

$uricate
Jan 5th, 2013, 01:29 PM
What is Wet Seal?

Is it a store that sells wetsuits?


I say gurl a lot. Am I a twink? :unsure:

Helen Lawson
Jan 5th, 2013, 02:10 PM
I live near an almost totally gay (men) city, and there's this clothing store (a new one pops up every six months and then closes). So, I'm looking around and I'm not a twink, but I can wear the "fatty" clothes in a twink store, i.e. my waist is 33. Anyway, the dude behind the counter, who is a bear, is telling me the new scheme in gay town on clothes is that no one will admit to wearing an extra large, etc., so the they have "downsized" the clothing so it ranges from XXXS-L. Any they lie on the waist inches, i.e. is says it's 31 inches, but if you measure, it's 34 inches. He says the lying on the waist inches is everywhere today, even in normal clothing stores to make people feel good about the clothes.

Nicolás89
Jan 5th, 2013, 02:37 PM
9, 13, 15, 18, 19, 20, 23 and 27 for me. :p

Rerun
Jan 5th, 2013, 03:20 PM
I live near an almost totally gay (men) city, and there's this clothing store (a new one pops up every six months and then closes). So, I'm looking around and I'm not a twink, but I can wear the "fatty" clothes in a twink store, i.e. my waist is 33. Anyway, the dude behind the counter, who is a bear, is telling me the new scheme in gay town on clothes is that no one will admit to wearing an extra large, etc., so the they have "downsized" the clothing so it ranges from XXXS-L. Any they lie on the waist inches, i.e. is says it's 31 inches, but if you measure, it's 34 inches. He says the lying on the waist inches is everywhere today, even in normal clothing stores to make people feel good about the clothes.


this is true, I buy clothes in a very cool (non gay) shop in town and the jeans I'm currently wearing are 29 and I need a belt to keep them on me. I remember I went dancing one night with these and I wanted to look cool and informal and decided to not wear the belt for the night...a guy took them off in a sec, I was in the middle of the club and everyone saw me :tape::tape::tape:

Dominic
Jan 5th, 2013, 03:41 PM
OMG 26-28 waist? :hysteric: That's tiny!!!!! :help:

I know :sobbing: On my 220 pound muscle friend I think it's horrible and scary looking.. I'm like 170 pounds and 31 inches
I live near an almost totally gay (men) city, and there's this clothing store (a new one pops up every six months and then closes). So, I'm looking around and I'm not a twink, but I can wear the "fatty" clothes in a twink store, i.e. my waist is 33. Anyway, the dude behind the counter, who is a bear, is telling me the new scheme in gay town on clothes is that no one will admit to wearing an extra large, etc., so the they have "downsized" the clothing so it ranges from XXXS-L. Any they lie on the waist inches, i.e. is says it's 31 inches, but if you measure, it's 34 inches. He says the lying on the waist inches is everywhere today, even in normal clothing stores to make people feel good about the clothes.

OMG that is so ridiculous :lol:

VeeJJ
Jan 5th, 2013, 05:03 PM
We are all just

http://24.media.tumblr.com/aab9dd2afb01fce6f5b6aab19835f8e2/tumblr_mf6k31L3Ql1ql5yr7o1_250.gif


But seriously, I couldn't not be twink if I tried my hardest. It's like my picture is next to the word in the encyclopedia :sobbing:

esquímaux
Jan 5th, 2013, 06:54 PM
:haha: The list! :lol: It's spot on! :hysteric: 33. The sun rises and sets on Britney Spears :tears: Oh gosh, no love for twinks in this thread :lol: :twinksneedlovetoo:

Morning Morgan
Jan 5th, 2013, 10:15 PM
These bitches better catch up, I'm a 26 inch waist. Bow to the king twink!

Dominic
Jan 5th, 2013, 10:36 PM
I wouldn't wanna have a waist under 30 inches to be honest.

delicatecutter
Jan 6th, 2013, 02:02 AM
Oh dear.

thomwalao
Jan 6th, 2013, 02:21 AM
the white leather pants, white clogs, and white phone.http://www.dvxs.info/a11.jpghttp://www.dvxs.info/k2.jpg

VeeJJ
Jan 6th, 2013, 02:30 AM
I wouldn't wanna have a waist under 30 inches to be honest.

This. I like the meat on bones.

Rerun
Jan 6th, 2013, 07:17 AM
Skinny but healthy is not that bad :lol:

$uricate
Jan 6th, 2013, 07:50 AM
These bitches better catch up, I'm a 26 inch waist. Bow to the king twink!

How do you do that? :eek:

I'm 29 inches and I'm pretty much skin and bones.

Sam L
Jan 6th, 2013, 07:55 AM
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Mattographer
Jan 6th, 2013, 11:52 AM
I wouldn't wanna have a waist under 30 inches to be honest.

This.


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