The Bad Pun Thread

This is a safe place to get those bad puns off of your chest without recriminations. :angel:

I'll start.

Eczema patient after using hydrocortisone cream.

"I got 99 problems but a itch ain't one. :devil: :bolt:

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Tennis players don't marry because Love means nothing to them

:lol: Sorry...I know it's awful :o

Tennis players having a bad day - I am petrafied.