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tennisfan5
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:30 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/tennis/wires/11/16/3000.ap.ten.tennis.stars.csi

NEW YORK (AP) - Retired tennis stars Chris Evert and Lindsay Davenport will guest star on an episode of "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation'' in January.

Evert, Davenport and Justin Gimelstob will play themselves in an episode of the CBS show about the death of a professional female tennis player.

Evert, a Hall of Famer, won 18 Grand Slam singles titles. Davenport won three, along with an Olympic gold medal. Gimelstob, a former top-ranked U.S. junior player, is now best known as a TV commentator.

Sammo
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:37 PM
Please, let Sharapova be the victim :oh:

Halepsova
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:38 PM
Please, let Sharapova be the victim :oh:

I was about to say that. :haha:

BTW why wouldn't they ask Steffi and Andre to guest star? CSI is based on LV and they are the real Vegan people. :shrug:

Jack.
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:40 PM
Please, let Sharapova be the victim :oh:

Her first starring role :lol:

Super Dave
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:40 PM
Will Chrissie sleep with the victim's man?

hurricanejeanne
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:42 PM
Does Lindsay murder both Evert and Gimeltard for the shit they say?

CSI needs to do a mini series a la Max's Halloween Confrontations.

Sammo
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:48 PM
Seriously though, I hope Gimelstob is the victim, he's a total asshole so I guess he wouldn't have any difficulties in playing one :oh:

EDIT: oh dear, a female tennis player, whatever, they can still get Jan-Michael Gambill :oh:

LindsayRulz
Nov 19th, 2012, 05:32 PM
I predict the episode to be about cocaine trafficking and the victim to be Claudine Schaul. They are going to suspect Lindsay and question her about that 2004 Strasbourg final.

Drake1980
Nov 19th, 2012, 05:34 PM
What about Alexandra Stevenson? Didn't she say she would win an oscar one day?

KournikovaFan91
Nov 19th, 2012, 05:36 PM
Wasn't this the plot of a Law and Order video game, talk about plagiarism. :lol:

Gimblestob is a fucking pig but must have a good agent to get all the gigs he gets. :tape:

duhcity
Nov 19th, 2012, 05:43 PM
God I can imagine all three to be terrible actors. Wooden Chrissy is going to be terrible

Sammo
Nov 19th, 2012, 05:50 PM
Wasn't this the plot of a Law and Order video game, talk about plagiarism. :lol:

Gimblestob is a fucking pig but must have a good agent to get all the gigs he gets. :tape:

A female tennis player getting killed? There was also a Patricia Cornwell book with the same plot, I read its first 30 pages, then I thought meh and left it in the shelf again.

Drake1980
Nov 19th, 2012, 06:10 PM
Wasn't this the plot of a Law and Order video game, talk about plagiarism. :lol:

Gimblestob is a fucking pig but must have a good agent to get all the gigs he gets. :tape:

:spit:

tennisfan5
Nov 19th, 2012, 06:12 PM
The question is which current WTA player will the victim most likely resemble:devil:

GOATdin0931
Nov 19th, 2012, 06:37 PM
YASSS!! :hearts:

pierce85
Nov 19th, 2012, 06:44 PM
Justin and Lindsay (I love her but I can't help myself) would be more suited for playing a family of rednecks. I can imagine Lindsay holding a rifle shooting at people and saying "Yall maggots get the hell out of my land!!!

jj74
Nov 19th, 2012, 06:50 PM
I would prefer if they kill Gimelstob, he make looks Janko like a nice guy

C. Drone
Nov 19th, 2012, 07:04 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/tennis/wires/11/16/3000.ap.ten.tennis.stars.csi

NEW YORK (AP) - Retired tennis stars Chris Evert and Lindsay Davenport will guest star on an episode of "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation'' in January.

Evert, Davenport and Justin Gimelstob will play themselves in an episode of the CBS show about the death of a professional female tennis player.

Evert, a Hall of Famer, won 18 Grand Slam singles titles. Davenport won three, along with an Olympic gold medal. Gimelstob, a former top-ranked U.S. junior player, is now best known as a TV commentator.

this kills me. :haha:

Sammo
Nov 19th, 2012, 07:08 PM
Poor ol' Justin, so local

Patrick345
Nov 19th, 2012, 07:30 PM
Plot: Evert comments on a Gimelstob match and Davenport murders both in self-defense.

Sammo
Nov 19th, 2012, 08:04 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8xetfDoCS1rtewt6.gif

rommel99
Nov 20th, 2012, 03:13 AM
victim was found dead with a ball shoved at her throat!

knoxt
Nov 20th, 2012, 04:35 AM
CSI New York? Which version of CSI?

Mattographer
Nov 20th, 2012, 06:04 AM
CSI New York? Which version of CSI?
The original version which is Las Vegas ;)

moby
Nov 20th, 2012, 07:29 AM
Just remembered this:

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Juju Nostalgique
Nov 20th, 2012, 01:14 PM
Just a few days ago I watched that L&O SVU episode (5th season) with Serena Williams! :hearts: She was sooo sexy! :hearts:

I know it's old but I never saw this series before. :angel:

Will Henin aka "the Hand" be the murderer in CSI? :oh:

Jajaloo
Nov 20th, 2012, 01:46 PM
Death of a tennis player? Is it a Jelena Jankovic biopic :sobbing:?

Spring Pools
Nov 20th, 2012, 01:46 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/tennis/wires/11/16/3000.ap.ten.tennis.stars.csi

NEW YORK (AP) - Retired tennis stars Chris Evert and Lindsay Davenport will guest star on an episode of "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation'' in January.

Evert, Davenport and Justin Gimelstob will play themselves in an episode of the CBS show about the death of a professional female tennis player.

Evert, a Hall of Famer, won 18 Grand Slam singles titles. Davenport won three, along with an Olympic gold medal. Gimelstob, a former top-ranked U.S. junior player, is now best known as a TV commentator.

And then Martina can come in and steal Evert's thunder!

Lindsayfanumber1
Nov 20th, 2012, 02:13 PM
:hearts:

CrossCourt~Rally
Nov 21st, 2012, 04:01 AM
Does Lindsay murder both Evert and Gimeltard for the shit they say?

CSI needs to do a mini series a la Max's Halloween Confrontations.

^^ :haha:

Elisabeth Shue must be thrilled with the guest stars this week ;)

I guess i'll be tuning into CSI for the first time in years :cool:

alfonsojose
Nov 21st, 2012, 01:13 PM
.. "Neighbors heard her screaming, but nobody complained 'coz they were used to it. They thought she was just training or banging that dumb -I'm in Miami b*tch- guy" ..

young_gunner913
Nov 21st, 2012, 01:14 PM
Please, let Sharapova be the victim :oh:

:spit:

Super Dave
Nov 21st, 2012, 01:20 PM
^^ :haha:

Elisabeth Shue must be thrilled with the guest stars this week ;)

I guess i'll be tuning into CSI for the first time in years :cool:

Maybe she'll be the victim! :eek:

The only way she'll play a professional player :hearts:

Halepsova
Nov 21st, 2012, 02:30 PM
I have a feeling that the victime character would be referred to Graf. That's why the show has Lindsay and Chris as the cameos not the active ones. But I wouldn't mind if it's about a Russian blond player who is killed on court of the Las Vegas Slam by her rival though. :oh:

SymphonyX
Nov 21st, 2012, 03:16 PM
Please, let Sharapova be the victim :oh:

:hearts::hearts::hearts:

YES! Maria can finally add "actress" to her continuously lengthening repertoire. Serena can play the heartbroken partner of the victim. :hearts:

Plot probably goes something like people overheard some awfully loud screaming and thought she was just practicing tennis... when she was actually getting maimed or raped. It would be hard to tell the difference. :shrug:

Nicolás89
Nov 21st, 2012, 03:23 PM
Davenport is not a star.

Sammo
Nov 27th, 2012, 04:05 PM
They could also invite Serena to play the female version of Shaft

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knoxt
Nov 29th, 2012, 05:31 AM
Davenport is not a star.

Shhhh

jrollaneres25
Nov 29th, 2012, 06:13 AM
Awesome news!

LindsayRulz
Jan 20th, 2013, 04:58 PM
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Can't wait!

Sammo
Jan 20th, 2013, 05:16 PM
Seriously though, I feel like cringing if the episode is all gonna be about ridiculous tennis jokes by Horatius and company, yuk

Jack.
Jan 20th, 2013, 05:24 PM
I wonder will they de-deuce who the murderer is :oh: or will he/she still have the advantage ;)

Halepsova
Jan 20th, 2013, 06:38 PM
So no Davenport? :awww:

WowWow
Jan 20th, 2013, 07:02 PM
Seriously though, I hope Gimelstob is the victim, he's a total asshole so I guess he wouldn't have any difficulties in playing one :oh:

EDIT: oh dear, a female tennis player, whatever, they can still get Jan-Michael Gambill :oh:

http://gifsoup.com/download.php?id=40272&d=animatedgifs&n=penguin-slap&s=o

CrossCourt~Rally
Jan 20th, 2013, 10:13 PM
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Can't wait!

Can't wait to watch it! :bounce:

Btw, I hope Lindsays scenes didn't get cut. :awww:

mauresmofan
Jan 21st, 2013, 01:59 AM
So no Davenport? :awww:

She's clearly the murderer. All those years on the tour only to have some noisy bitch next door when she retires - she just snapped.....I can see it now!