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Halepsova
Nov 19th, 2012, 08:38 AM
Maria Sharapova wants to blast in Hollywood film

NEW DELHI: On her recent visit to India, World No 2 tennis ace Maria Sharapova not only expressed her desire to play a live match in India for her fans here, but also revealed a number of things that she wants to do in life. But, the most exciting thing on her wish list was her desire to act in a Hollywood film, someday. “Right now, too many things are happening in life. I’m tied up with my matches, brand associations and several other commitments. But someday, given an opportunity I would love to act in a Hollywood movie,” said the 25-year-old, who’s done several modelling assignments in the past, including a swimsuit spread for a sports magazine in 2006.

In India for the first time, the 6 ft 2 inches Russian beauty, who broke up with her boyfriend, basketball player Sasha Vujacic this year, looked visually excited, as she looked forward to some souvenir shopping in Delhi’s local markets. “Christmas is coming, so my friends would be happy to get some gifts. I would also like to buy some Indian wear if time permits,” said Sharapova, who was in the Capital as the brand ambassador of a UK-based real estate firm, Homestead, to announce their upcoming project in India.

Talking about her arch rival, Serena Williams, Sharapova, who had a short career setback post her shoulder injury, but managed to win the French Open this year followed by a silver medal in the Olympics, said that she doesn’t mind having a tough rival as it makes competition better. “It’s good for the game,” she said adding, “We moved to US from Russia at a very young age, so that I could play tennis better as opportunities were more in the US. Also, not many tennis players have a shoulder surgery at 21, like I did. But I have bounced back and will surely be world No 1 again one day.”

http://www.lhrtimes.com/2012/11/18/maria-sharapova-wants-to-blast-in-hollywood-film/

Looks like she follows Serena everywhere. :oh:

doomsday
Nov 19th, 2012, 09:01 AM
:lol: overreacting much.:lol:

Sam L
Nov 19th, 2012, 09:39 AM
Well she can. I've always thought she looked like a young Faye Dunaway in Bonnie & Clyde. Like here:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/86/231942494_89e2ebc865.jpg

Royals.
Nov 19th, 2012, 09:53 AM
Moviepova!!!! :d

Royals.
Nov 19th, 2012, 09:54 AM
:lol: overreacting much.:lol:

How? Masha wants to be a movie star so let her! :)

Maybe she wants the glamorous life instead of getting sweaty and dirty in Tennis matches. :)

Pops Maellard
Nov 19th, 2012, 09:59 AM
:cheer:

Natural Joe
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:02 AM
If that doesn't belong into the player forum then I don't know what does. :o

NashaMasha
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:09 AM
James Bond is too short for Masha

If that doesn't belong into the player forum then I don't know what does. :o

GM is Williams-Sharapova's forum

Letigre
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:09 AM
Good Lord ! So laughable. Like the Williams sisters wanna be top models and designers and so on. I can´t even start to imagine it. it´s so ridiculous. You just have to look at them when they "dress up",like in the oscards awards. No style or taste of any kind in clothes, hairstyle, complements or make up, they just put on some expensive designer clothes and that´s all. The worst dressed women of the night, the three of them, overdressed and looking like 20 years older, and made a laughing stock the day after in every magazine. Please girls, stick to tennis.

Jimmie48
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:11 AM
If they make a Magnum PI movie she'd be my first choice.. so god bless.

Doully
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:23 AM
They already did it Maria.

http://www.deadfilm.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/124.jpg

Evan James
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:31 AM
This is a real wish, I am convinced she will make it come true. She has aura of Serena Van Der Woodsen from Gossip Girl, don't you think that? :)

thegreendestiny
Nov 19th, 2012, 11:21 AM
She can finally reprise her dream role.

http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss239/megosb/GIFs/1zsuid.gif

CrossCourt~Rally
Nov 19th, 2012, 11:27 AM
She can finally reprise her dream role.

http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss239/megosb/GIFs/1zsuid.gif

^^ :happy:


Silverscreenpova :cool:

fifiricci
Nov 19th, 2012, 11:33 AM
Well she's already a drama queen, so it won't be much of a stretch :)

NashaMasha
Nov 19th, 2012, 11:44 AM
it's good that Masha warned cinemaproducers beforehand , because it won't be easy to find a partner for our tiny girl

Londoner
Nov 19th, 2012, 11:45 AM
Well she can. I've always thought she looked like a young Faye Dunaway in Bonnie & Clyde. Like here:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/86/231942494_89e2ebc865.jpg

It is off season so I can say it(!): Faye Dunaway in her prime was STUNNING. Love her in Chinatown and even though it's a popcorn film, love just watching her in Towering Inferno. A real glamour film star. Looks awful now though:lol:

I'd never thought about the Maria/Faye resemblance before but now I can see it. Maria though needs to work on displaying deep emotions if she wants to make it in the cinema. Models have gone on to film careers and Oscars - Susan Sarandon, Kim Basinger to name just 2. It would be great if a tennis player made it but they need to get in there before they lose their physical flush!

Kasey
Nov 19th, 2012, 12:53 PM
Keep chasing your dreams Martha!
With that ageing issue she won't well in tennis anymore so why wouldn't she try other things.
Film industry might be a good way to establish her new way of life, she can be an audience girl on Jerry Springer for a start.
Then she could play Bella's stepsister if Mayer decides to write another Twilight book.
I mean both Martha and Kristen are likely to share the same acting skills and body shape as well. The similarity is just obvious to me.
That's how I see Martha's future in Hollywood, I'm keeping my finger crossed.

Stonerpova
Nov 19th, 2012, 12:58 PM
"Short career setback post-shoulder surgery" my ass. Try "longest two years ever."

Keep chasing your dreams Martha!
With that ageing issue she won't well in tennis anymore so why wouldn't she try other things.
Film industry might be a good way to establish her new way of life, she can be an audience girl on Jerry Springer for a start.
Then she could play Bella's stepsister if Mayer decides to write another Twilight book.
I mean both Martha and Kristen are likely to share the same acting skills and body shape as well. The similarity is just obvious to me.
That's how I see Martha's future in Hollywood, I'm keeping my finger crossed.

Are you 12?

Fighterpova
Nov 19th, 2012, 01:14 PM
Masha :cool:

Screw the haters :cheer:

Kasey
Nov 19th, 2012, 01:21 PM
Are you 12?

You shouldn't have left the tower you guard in the Siberian Kingdom. Go back there now!
Other Guardians might notice your absence....:wavey:

Valanga
Nov 19th, 2012, 01:23 PM
She can finally reprise her dream role.

http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss239/megosb/GIFs/1zsuid.gif

:hysteric:

WowWow
Nov 19th, 2012, 01:38 PM
'Course she does. That would give her free access to all the hot actresses.

homogenius
Nov 19th, 2012, 02:12 PM
Well she can. I've always thought she looked like a young Faye Dunaway in Bonnie & Clyde. Like here:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/86/231942494_89e2ebc865.jpg

blasphemy

OT : she'll certainly have some opportunities if she wants to give it a try but I think she is smart and lucid enough to know (unlike some other tennis players in the past...)that it's better to stick with things you're a minimum talented at.

Rex59
Nov 19th, 2012, 02:44 PM
Well, she has the looks, but she's too tall. Most Hollywood actors are short. Scenes with such would be entirely awkward, for she would loom over most of them, save for the sack. Yet, she could play nonsensical roles like "Xena, Warrior Princess" or some sci-fi film. But, drama or a romantic comedy with love interests for the most part couldn't be done.

rjd1111
Nov 19th, 2012, 03:15 PM
Maria Sharapova wants to blast in Hollywood film

NEW DELHI: On her recent visit to India, World No 2 tennis ace Maria Sharapova not only expressed her desire to play a live match in India for her fans here, but also revealed a number of things that she wants to do in life. But, the most exciting thing on her wish list was her desire to act in a Hollywood film, someday. “Right now, too many things are happening in life. I’m tied up with my matches, brand associations and several other commitments. But someday, given an opportunity I would love to act in a Hollywood movie,” said the 25-year-old, who’s done several modelling assignments in the past, including a swimsuit spread for a sports magazine in 2006.

In India for the first time, the 6 ft 2 inches Russian beauty, who broke up with her boyfriend, basketball player Sasha Vujacic this year, looked visually excited, as she looked forward to some souvenir shopping in Delhi’s local markets. “Christmas is coming, so my friends would be happy to get some gifts. I would also like to buy some Indian wear if time permits,” said Sharapova, who was in the Capital as the brand ambassador of a UK-based real estate firm, Homestead, to announce their upcoming project in India.

Talking about her arch rival, Serena Williams, Sharapova, who had a short career setback post her shoulder injury, but managed to win the French Open this year followed by a silver medal in the Olympics, said that she doesn’t mind having a tough rival as it makes competition better. “It’s good for the game,” she said adding, “We moved to US from Russia at a very young age, so that I could play tennis better as opportunities were more in the US. Also, not many tennis players have a shoulder surgery at 21, like I did. But I have bounced back and will surely be world No 1 again one day.”

http://www.lhrtimes.com/2012/11/18/maria-sharapova-wants-to-blast-in-hollywood-film/

Looks like she follows Serena everywhere. :oh:



Rivalry ???

Maria has to win a few matches before its a rivalry


Acting?

Serena:

Been There, Done That

Manitou
Nov 19th, 2012, 03:21 PM
I am not her fan, but I think she has qualities to succeed. And the most important of all: she has enough self-confidence and perseverance.
From all the tennis players she is definitely most qualified.


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Halepsova
Nov 19th, 2012, 03:31 PM
I am not her fan, but I think she has qualities to succeed. And the most important of all: she has enough self-confidence and perseverance.
From all the tennis players she is definitely most qualified.


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No. Don't you see her on court? The woman has no emotion. You can't be a successful actress unless you can express the emotion.

Manitou
Nov 19th, 2012, 03:41 PM
No. Don't you see her on court? The woman has no emotion. You can't be a successful actress unless you can express the emotion.


I think she could be OK in some kind of specific reserved characters. It's kind of hard to tell. She has visual qualities, but to know whether or not she can act she would have to try. An actress does not have to be giggly. I can see her in a film.


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jacobruiz
Nov 19th, 2012, 03:41 PM
http://images.askmen.com/photos/maria-sharapova/84047.jpg (http://www.askmen.com/specials/2011_top_99/79-alice-braga.html)

She certainly has the looks - that is if her HUUUUGE oversize shoulders don't get in the way. ;)

And her many commercial appearances have already showcased her acting "skills". :)

debby
Nov 19th, 2012, 03:47 PM
This is a real wish, I am convinced she will make it come true. She has aura of Serena Van Der Woodsen from Gossip Girl, don't you think that? :)

Maria is way too good for that shit of a TV show.

harloo
Nov 19th, 2012, 03:48 PM
DEAD @ the shoulder surgery excuse. :tape: Ok Maria. lol:o

As for her Hollywood ambitions, she has the typical blond look so it might work. Their are far less talented blonds in Hollywood who get by on their looks and have little acting skills so Maria will fit right in.

August
Nov 19th, 2012, 03:50 PM
Sharapova forum

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 19th, 2012, 03:55 PM
player forum, please and thank you.

miffedmax
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:00 PM
Awwww.

It's cute when Martha and Serena are wannabe Carling Bassetts.

http://www.intergalactictrading.com/ebay/p/mhlc1801b.jpg

~Cherry*Blossom~
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:02 PM
I guess she could play a Stepford Wife or Robocop

Annie.
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:13 PM
Free thread! :cheer:

player forum, please and thank you.

Hey girl where have you been?! :wavey: :hug:

jacobruiz
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:21 PM
Acting?

Serena:

Been There, Done That


How'd that work out for her? :scratch:

danieln1
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:30 PM
She would do a grest villain :oh:

Sammo
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:32 PM
Why not? She can pass as an American so no problem

égalité
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:35 PM
She should take acting lessons from GOAT "I was really trying hard out there" ExhoRena.

Halepsova
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:35 PM
Sharapova forum

I wouldn't be there, even for one second. :scared:

Super Dave
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:46 PM
She can finally reprise her dream role.



http://disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Attack50FootWoman.jpg

miffedmax
Nov 19th, 2012, 04:51 PM
A classic!

I think she should star in this one:

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMzExNjAyNzk2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTkyOTAyMQ@@._ V1._SY317_CR9,0,214,317_.jpg

opposite:

http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2008/hhm/091508_belle_400x400.jpg

saniapower
Nov 19th, 2012, 05:00 PM
She will fulfil her dream

miffedmax
Nov 19th, 2012, 05:01 PM
She should take acting lessons from GOAT "I was really trying hard out there" ExhoRena.

Or Vesnina. :oh:

Brad[le]y.
Nov 19th, 2012, 05:06 PM
do it Martha :inlove:

debby
Nov 19th, 2012, 05:07 PM
A classic!

I think she should star in this one:

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMzExNjAyNzk2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTkyOTAyMQ@@._ V1._SY317_CR9,0,214,317_.jpg

opposite:

http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2008/hhm/091508_belle_400x400.jpg


I can't see the movie image :o I have such a crap internet connection tonight.

But yes :hearts: Hopefully it's a lesbian couple in the movie. Hotness. :hearts:

Brad[le]y.
Nov 19th, 2012, 05:08 PM
If they make a Magnum PI movie she'd be my first choice.. so god bless.

why so pressed? :spit:

heavyhorse
Nov 19th, 2012, 05:19 PM
Masha haters out in full force today I see.

viktory
Nov 19th, 2012, 06:18 PM
^^disgusting. Why so much hate? Has she personally harmed you?

young_gunner913
Nov 19th, 2012, 06:34 PM
:crying2: She'd be like Kirsten Stewart, vomiting up her lines but showing little to no emotional.

Monzanator
Nov 19th, 2012, 06:48 PM
GM is Williams-Sharapova's forum

The truth has finally been spoken :rocker2:

Masha haters out in full force today I see.

Poor souls just don't know what to do with their so-called real lives so they stick to the only thing they know :shrug:

debby
Nov 19th, 2012, 06:49 PM
:crying2: She'd be like Kirsten Stewart, vomiting up her lines but showing little to no emotional.

The only movie of hers I've watched is Twilight 1 ( :tape: ) so I don't know but I've heard she was great in On The Road?

Sammo
Nov 19th, 2012, 07:17 PM
Charlie's Angels 3

http://www.mundonets.com/images/maria-sharapova-31.jpg

http://images.sodahead.com/slideshows/000006757/156698785_serena_williams_41346906117-41347125937_xlarge.jpeg

http://tenisbrasil.uol.com.br/fotos/2011/topspin/transexual_chilena_int.jpg

With Justine Henin as Bosley

http://gototennis.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Justine_Henin_Indian_Wells_players_party.jpg

Super Dave
Nov 19th, 2012, 07:19 PM
^ What is the 3rd one? :unsure:

Sammo
Nov 19th, 2012, 07:21 PM
^ What is the 3rd one? :unsure:

Andrea Paredes :oh:

miffedmax
Nov 19th, 2012, 07:23 PM
:crying2: She'd be like Kirsten Stewart, vomiting up her lines but showing little to no emotional.

http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/111798-twilight_star_kristen_stewart_getting_high_pipe.jp g

Are we taking about Martha or Flavia? :oh:


:haha: OMFG, how hilarious is that the "Locate a dealer" line came up on that pic of Stewart sucking weed? :haha:

brickhousesupporter
Nov 19th, 2012, 07:27 PM
If they make a Magnum PI movie she'd be my first choice.. so god bless.
Look at that Jimmie made a funny!

rjd1111
Nov 19th, 2012, 07:35 PM
How'd that work out for her? :scratch:



She got paid

And I think her next feature was previewed

at a film festival recently. It was in the news

Halepsova
Nov 19th, 2012, 07:38 PM
The only movie of hers I've watched is Twilight 1 ( :tape: ) so I don't know but I've heard she was great in On The Road?

She was great at showing her tits. That's all. I don't think Sharapova has quality tits to show though. How about playing the victim in Scream? She would give oscar-worthy scream in that film. :oh:

Noten
Nov 19th, 2012, 07:39 PM
A classic!

I think she should star in this one:

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMzExNjAyNzk2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTkyOTAyMQ@@._ V1._SY317_CR9,0,214,317_.jpg

opposite:

http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2008/hhm/091508_belle_400x400.jpg

I can't see the first image :ras:. What movie is it? Mulholland Drive? :hearts: 'Cause that would be perfect.

miffedmax
Nov 19th, 2012, 08:53 PM
I can't see the first image :ras:. What movie is it? Mulholland Drive? :hearts: 'Cause that would be perfect.

Whatever happened to Baby Jane. Which I think would be even better.

WowWow
Nov 19th, 2012, 09:12 PM
Whatever happened to Baby Jane. Which I think would be even better.

:haha:

NashaP
Nov 19th, 2012, 09:23 PM
Maria on the big screen :hearts: Imagine her dress at the Oscars :hearts::hearts::hearts:

Dominic
Nov 19th, 2012, 09:38 PM
Well she's already a drama queen, so it won't be much of a stretch :)

huh!? when?

Dominic
Nov 19th, 2012, 09:44 PM
That would be great! She could get roles really easily if she really focused on that!

antonella
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:00 PM
About the only role she`d get would be something like Godzilla cuz no way any male actor is going to want to be filmed diminutively standing next a a 6`3" woman. Certain rules apply in Hollywood.

Vincey!
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:04 PM
I love Maria but I doubt she'll ever be a serious actress lol. I guess she can have small parts where she plays herself or an athlete. It's good that she has other dreams tho :)

Dominic
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:05 PM
I love Maria but I doubt she'll ever be a serious actress lol.

I don't think that's what she said or wants

Vincey!
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:08 PM
I don't think that's what she said or wants

yes I know and I never said that she said that. I know the OP has a really misleading thread title. I was just saying my opinion lol. Nothing wrong with that.

TheLegendof
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:10 PM
Based on her Wilson commercials, methinks she should keep dreaming. Being pretty doesn't make you an actress -- or else 50% of the girls at my university would make better actresses than her anyway.

And Serena sucks hard at acting too. Sometimes people should just stick to what they're good at.

Craig.
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:27 PM
"Also, not many tennis players have a shoulder surgery at 21, like I did. But I have bounced back and will surely be world No 1 again one day.”

I really doubt she said this :tape:

Halepsova
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:30 PM
Damn I just realized Serena guest starred in a lot of series. :lol:
She even was on Law and Order: SUV, ER and Drop Dead Diva. :eek: :cool:

acetoace
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:33 PM
http://images.askmen.com/photos/maria-sharapova/84047.jpg (http://www.askmen.com/specials/2011_top_99/79-alice-braga.html)

She certainly has the looks - that is if her HUUUUGE oversize shoulders don't get in the way. ;)

And her many commercial appearances have already showcased her acting "skills". :)


Oh the shoulder......:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: Maybe hollywood will use her in a jungle scene but she needs to seriously consider a stint in the NFL. She will do great there:lol::lol::lol:

hablo
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:50 PM
Oh dear. :tape:

Dominic
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:52 PM
Oh the shoulder......:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: Maybe hollywood will use her in a jungle scene but she needs to seriously consider a stint in the NFL. She will do great there:lol::lol::lol:

Serena would be much more fitting IMO :lol:

Dominic
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:53 PM
Being pretty doesn't make you an actress -- or else 50% of the girls at my university would make better actresses than her anyway.


Are they international superstars too?

Halepsova
Nov 19th, 2012, 10:55 PM
Serena would be much more fitting IMO :lol:

Hey her latest role was a divorce lawyer. yo fave cud neva. :ras:

mc8114
Nov 19th, 2012, 11:04 PM
Oh this thread :lol: :rolls:

Serena could provide some tips to Masha. She was on ER, that must have been tough :p

young_gunner913
Nov 19th, 2012, 11:12 PM
Oh this thread :lol: :rolls:

Serena could provide some tips to Masha. She was on ER, that must have been tough :p

Serena's a terrible actress herself. :hysteric: Martha wouldn't need any help being just as bad or worse. :lol:

Raiden
Nov 19th, 2012, 11:26 PM
I could see Sharapova in a thriller or crime drama. Hollywood bosses are always in need of a tall blond character that would play some stereotypical bad girl or alien-with-an-accent role.

In any case we can be rest assured that Pova won't be in a musical any time soon.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Oy_ju4H9Sxw/UHRWJVohWXI/AAAAAAAAIlY/qnusMXeqyzs/s350/pova.jpg

Jane Lane
Nov 19th, 2012, 11:29 PM
Serena's a terrible actress herself. :hysteric: Martha wouldn't need any help being just as bad or worse. :lol:

Wasn't Serena on SVU that one time? :hysteric:

FOUND IT! 1:26-1:28
_EaJW_w0w8M

backhandsmash
Nov 19th, 2012, 11:33 PM
I could see Sharapova in a thriller or crime drama. Hollywood bosses are always in need of a tall blond character that would play some stereotypical bad girl or alien-with-an-accent role.

In any case we can be rest assured that Pova won't be in a musical any time soon.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Oy_ju4H9Sxw/UHRWJVohWXI/AAAAAAAAIlY/qnusMXeqyzs/s350/pova.jpg

Even in that clip, she's still the hotness.

mc8114
Nov 19th, 2012, 11:36 PM
Serena's a terrible actress herself. :hysteric: Martha wouldn't need any help being just as bad or worse. :lol:oh gosh :hysteric:
Charisma shall get them through. It has worked for JT quite well :tape: :lol:

I could see Sharapova in a thriller or crime drama. Hollywood bosses are always in need of a tall blond character that would play some stereotypical bad girl or alien-with-an-accent role.

In any case we can be rest assured that Pova won't be in a musical any time soon.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Oy_ju4H9Sxw/UHRWJVohWXI/AAAAAAAAIlY/qnusMXeqyzs/s350/pova.jpg :haha: lmao

Mistress of Evil
Nov 19th, 2012, 11:46 PM
This should be blown out of proportion by the reporter or it is just that Maria said it as a joke. She is so fucking awkward even in her commercials, let alone star in a movie.

Wasn't Serena on SVU that one time? :hysteric:

FOUND IT! 1:26-1:28
_EaJW_w0w8M

You should watch her on Drop Dead Diva. :hystetic: It gave me so much life. :sobbing:

Tennisation
Nov 19th, 2012, 11:48 PM
I guess rumor of a "Big Foot" movie is true afterall.

Charlatan
Nov 19th, 2012, 11:52 PM
Why has no one posted this vid, showcasing her "brilliant" acting skills?

ATGjVgwP4yY

0:33 :hearts:

WowWow
Nov 20th, 2012, 12:03 AM
Serena and Martha would be perfect for Ed Wood's films.

Craig.
Nov 20th, 2012, 12:08 AM
Why has no one posted this vid, showcasing her "brilliant" acting skills?

ATGjVgwP4yY

0:33 :hearts:

OHMYGOD :hysteric: CRINGE. CRINGE. CRINGE. The little pauses in between her sentences :spit:

acetoace
Nov 20th, 2012, 12:09 AM
Serena would be much more fitting IMO :lol:


Dementedeva with her "glorious frontal teeth" will do just fine walking some hyenas in a Siberian jungle, don't u think?

FoxyliciousKhat
Nov 20th, 2012, 12:21 AM
DEAD @ the shoulder surgery excuse. :tape: Ok Maria. lol:o

As for her Hollywood ambitions, she has the typical blond look so it might work. Their are far less talented blonds in Hollywood who get by on their looks and have little acting skills so Maria will fit right in.

I don't think you are but if I'm wrong... you can really blame Maria. It's the stupid writers who keep bringing this up and lace articles about her and one of my other faves with words like "tennis ace" and the "6 ft 2' russian beauty..." And it's not just Maria and or Fed but lots of celebs, I personally find such wording so over worked it's nauseating.

Still thought I think Maria can indeed fit in in Hollywood. She's done really well in the ads she's done and IMHO lights up for the camera, it just might work on screen.

Good luck to her.

Foxy

Halepsova
Nov 20th, 2012, 12:24 AM
Well to be fair, everytime she pretends to say "It's exciting to play against Serena." is considered acting. :oh:

Dominic
Nov 20th, 2012, 12:48 AM
Dementedeva with her "glorious frontal teeth" will do just fine walking some hyenas in a Siberian jungle, don't u think?

Meh, Serena would still be better as an NFL quarterback

homogenius
Nov 20th, 2012, 12:50 AM
Serena and Martha would be perfect for Ed Wood's films.

totally
now that you mention it...too bad she wasn't ready when Burton made his Ed Wood biopic cause she could have portray him at least as well as Depp imo :

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xNyJf1iqp3Y/SzOT1woKcUI/AAAAAAAAAik/O6cCjkoPSAw/s1600/johnny-depp-ed-wood.jpg

young_gunner913
Nov 20th, 2012, 01:10 AM
Meh, Serena would still be better as an NFL quarterback

She's doing just fine as a tennis player, beating the muzzafuck out of everyone in your sig. :shrug:

Dominic
Nov 20th, 2012, 01:37 AM
She's doing just fine as a tennis player, beating the muzzafuck out of everyone in your sig. :shrug:

ahem.... ok what does that have to do with acting honey? you know the present topic :weirdo:

miffedmax
Nov 20th, 2012, 01:41 AM
OMG. You people need to recognize true greatness.

CsqI0_3XVOI

pav
Nov 20th, 2012, 02:26 AM
And I want to be a herd tester in a brothel.

NashaMasha
Nov 20th, 2012, 03:15 AM
if Rihanna can be an actress, why Sharapova can't?

Stonerpova
Nov 20th, 2012, 04:26 AM
if Rihanna can be an actress, why Sharapova can't?

There are too types of people in this world: People who know not to star in movies based on board games, and Rihanna.

n1_and_uh_noone
Nov 20th, 2012, 04:31 AM
Whatever happened to Baby Jane. Which I think would be even better.

:lol: at least Sharpie would not need shoulder pads if she played Joan Crawford's role. Cnnot imagine anyone hamming it up anywhere close to Bette Davis though, let alone Serena or Sharpie.

NashaMasha
Nov 20th, 2012, 04:45 AM
Let's decide who can be Masha's partner in movies ?

Stonerpova
Nov 20th, 2012, 04:47 AM
Let's decide who can be Masha's partner in movies ?

Amber Heard :drool:

NashaMasha
Nov 20th, 2012, 04:55 AM
i'd like to see her with Liam Neeson in any crime movie

Mrs. Dimitrova
Nov 20th, 2012, 05:20 AM
I doubt she said this? :unsure:

Start da Game
Nov 20th, 2012, 06:14 AM
she would not make for a good actor......she would scream every time the director calls "action" on the sets and scare away cameramen, makeup men and light boys......she is also too tall for movies......

doomsday
Nov 20th, 2012, 06:34 AM
How? Masha wants to be a movie star so let her! :)

Maybe she wants the glamorous life instead of getting sweaty and dirty in Tennis matches. :)

I was talking about the OP. I'm pretty sure Maria didn't say those words.
A movie star:lol: really.

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Halepsova
Nov 20th, 2012, 07:30 AM
I was talking about the OP. I'm pretty sure Maria didn't say those words.
A movie star:lol: really.

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Did you even read the news? :rolleyes:

C. Drone
Nov 20th, 2012, 09:40 AM
i'd like to see her with Liam Neeson in any crime movie

Taken 3: Lost in Siberia

moodin0931
Nov 20th, 2012, 10:13 AM
:oh:

Sam L
Nov 20th, 2012, 10:25 AM
It is off season so I can say it(!): Faye Dunaway in her prime was STUNNING. Love her in Chinatown and even though it's a popcorn film, love just watching her in Towering Inferno. A real glamour film star. Looks awful now though:lol:

I'd never thought about the Maria/Faye resemblance before but now I can see it. Maria though needs to work on displaying deep emotions if she wants to make it in the cinema. Models have gone on to film careers and Oscars - Susan Sarandon, Kim Basinger to name just 2. It would be great if a tennis player made it but they need to get in there before they lose their physical flush!

Yes. If she wants to be taken seriously as an actress, she should not play a sportsperson ever and not a Russian (unless if she's going to start in a Russian movie) for at least her first few films.

She also shouldn't go for showy heavy dramas so early on. She might not cope with the pressure and won't be taken seriously ever again.

She should do an indie comedy where she plays the girl next door type. Like Natalie Portman in Garden State. That will show that she wants to be taken seriously as an actress.

Super Dave
Nov 20th, 2012, 01:32 PM
OMG. You people need to recognize true greatness.

CsqI0_3XVOI

Dear God. What. :hearts: I'm so confused.

miffedmax
Nov 20th, 2012, 02:42 PM
Dear God. What. :hearts: I'm so confused.

I know! Why is a Toronto girl like Carling wearing an Expos cap?

Why would anyone wear an Expos cap?

It's both confusing and mysterious!

Super Dave
Nov 20th, 2012, 03:07 PM
I know! Why is a Toronto girl like Carling wearing an Expos cap?

Why would anyone wear an Expos cap?

It's both confusing and mysterious!

And what exactly did she lose in Las Vegas? :hehehe:

Roookie
Nov 20th, 2012, 03:14 PM
She is the biggest female tennis superstar for almost 10 years. Of course she can conquer Hollywood too.

young_gunner913
Nov 20th, 2012, 03:15 PM
She is the biggest female tennis superstar for almost 10 years. Of course she can conquer Hollywood too.

She couldn't even conquer Radwanska in a final. :tape:

The Dawntreader
Nov 20th, 2012, 03:22 PM
I'm sure there's some tampon commercial she could do.

miffedmax
Nov 20th, 2012, 03:26 PM
And what exactly did she lose in Las Vegas? :hehehe:

Much as I loved Carling, she was no Lena.

jacobruiz
Nov 20th, 2012, 03:27 PM
She couldn't even conquer Radwanska in a final. :tape:

Good thing that loss has next to zero significance in defining her career so far. :D

jacobruiz
Nov 20th, 2012, 03:31 PM
I'm sure there's some tampon commercial she could do.

Nope. Serena's been there and done that. And Maria already has enough commercial exposure. :wavey:

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 20th, 2012, 03:33 PM
Much as I loved Carling, she was no Lena.

Hi Esteemed Mod :wavey: - Why is this still in GM?

Halepsova
Nov 20th, 2012, 03:35 PM
She is the biggest female tennis superstar for almost 10 years. Of course she can conquer Hollywood too.

:help:

doomsday
Nov 20th, 2012, 03:42 PM
Did you even read the news? :rolleyes:

Didn't have to. If you really think that you can teach me anything about Pova then you're really wrong.

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 20th, 2012, 04:18 PM
Keep chasing your dreams Martha!
With that ageing issue she won't well in tennis anymore so why wouldn't she try other things.
Film industry might be a good way to establish her new way of life, she can be an audience girl on Jerry Springer for a start.
Then she could play Bella's stepsister if Mayer decides to write another Twilight book.
I mean both Martha and Kristen are likely to share the same acting skills and body shape as well. The similarity is just obvious to me.
That's how I see Martha's future in Hollywood, I'm keeping my finger crossed.

I guess rumor of a "Big Foot" movie is true afterall.

she would not make for a good actor......she would scream every time the director calls "action" on the sets and scare away cameramen, makeup men and light boys......she is also too tall for movies......

So much LIFE! :haha: :haha: :haha:

Mistress of Evil
Nov 20th, 2012, 04:19 PM
Hi Esteemed Mod :wavey: - Why is this still in GM?

The more relevant question is why are you still on TF.

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 20th, 2012, 04:24 PM
The more relevant question is why are you still on TF.

Because I want to be...Mod? :unsure: :scared:

Poor baby, I know you're hurting. It gets better. :hug:

WowWow
Nov 20th, 2012, 04:25 PM
The more relevant question is why are you still on TF.

Please!
Olivia>>>>> the rest of this forum.

WowWow
Nov 20th, 2012, 04:26 PM
Hi Esteemed Mod :wavey: - Why is this still in GM?

:lol:


Good to see you back:kiss:

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 20th, 2012, 04:28 PM
:lol:


Good to see you back:kiss:

Thanks darling,:wavey: but not for long. Final exams are calling. :sobbing:

PetraReeMona
Nov 20th, 2012, 04:40 PM
Please!
Olivia>>>>> the rest of this forum.

^^ This :worship::worship:

miffedmax
Nov 20th, 2012, 04:52 PM
Hi Esteemed Mod :wavey: - Why is this still in GM?

Duh. Because somehow it turned into a discussion about Serena and CARLING BASSETT.

Julian.
Nov 20th, 2012, 05:04 PM
Well she can. I've always thought she looked like a young Faye Dunaway in Bonnie & Clyde. Like here:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/86/231942494_89e2ebc865.jpg

OMG I can totally see it :speakles::lol:

C. Drone
Nov 20th, 2012, 05:33 PM
Please!
Olivia>>>>> the rest of this forum.

even with the low TF standards, this is arguable.

Stonerpova
Nov 20th, 2012, 06:42 PM
Olivia :hearts:

Dominic
Nov 20th, 2012, 08:29 PM
even with the low TF standards, this is arguable.

Actually, it's not arguable that 99% of TF >>>>> oliviasmith. I mean you have to be impossibly geeky weird and have absolutely no life whatsoever to reply this

So much LIFE! :haha: :haha: :haha:

to a couple lame jokes about Maria Sharapova's desire to be in a movie :help::help::help:

Julian.
Nov 20th, 2012, 10:42 PM
You can see Maria Sharapova's GOAT acting skill here :rolls:

fWVkWND02Nc

Co-starring Novak Djokovic :lol:

dragonflies
Nov 21st, 2012, 12:35 AM
Let's decide who can be Masha's partner in movies ?



Kournikova, with all her glamour, partnered with an overweight red neck for one minute screen time as a housewife witness. Sharapova certainly can do better than that. Perhaps an aggressive wife of the hill royal families in " Wrong turn 6" ?

Start da Game
Nov 21st, 2012, 03:02 AM
olivia is a great contributor to tf......besides, she spreads good reps and peace......

Start da Game
Nov 21st, 2012, 03:07 AM
You can see Maria Sharapova's GOAT acting skill here :rolls:

fWVkWND02Nc

Co-starring Novak Djokovic :lol:



worst acting...... :happy: :happy:

rjd1111
Nov 21st, 2012, 03:51 AM
Damn I just realized Serena guest starred in a lot of series. :lol:
She even was on Law and Order: SUV, ER and Drop Dead Diva. :eek: :cool:


She also starred in a made for TV movie as a reformed

leader of a girl gang working with the police.

Halepsova
Nov 21st, 2012, 08:13 AM
She also starred in a maid for TV movie as a reformed

leader of a girl gang working with the police.

Give me the name please. I wanna see. :hearts:

NashaMasha
Nov 22nd, 2012, 09:52 PM
in her interview to "Glamour" she told that among her dreams are "winning Olympic Gold, have large and frindly family and become a Bond-girl"

Halepsova
Nov 22nd, 2012, 10:12 PM
in her interview to "Glamour" she told that among her dreams are "winning Olympic Gold, have large and frindly family and become a Bond-girl"

Sadly, she achieved none of these; lost in the final, no friends on tour, bad break-up and hopeless in acting skill. :sad:

NashaMasha
Nov 22nd, 2012, 10:23 PM
Sadly, she achieved none of these; lost in the final, no friends on tour, bad break-up and hopeless in acting skill. :sad:

it's her hopes for future now :) not 5 months ago

alfonsojose
Nov 22nd, 2012, 10:39 PM
She could be the dumb babe in the next Transformers movie: "Serenatron strikes back" :scared:

Kasey
Nov 23rd, 2012, 10:03 AM
it's her hopes for future now :) not 5 months ago

Wishful thinking. There's no future for the Shrieking Razor, coz she's old and slow not to even mention the facial hair issue and there will be no dawn for Guardians as well.

Kasey
Nov 23rd, 2012, 10:09 AM
even with the low TF standards, this is arguable.

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/a-bad-lip-reading

Oliviasmith is flawless, bow down!

thegreendestiny
Nov 23rd, 2012, 10:16 AM
Wishful thinking. There's no future for the Shrieking Razor, coz she's old and slow not to even mention the facial hair issue and there will be no dawn for Guardians as well.

:haha:

Azarenka has no future anywhere outside tennis. Maria can do whatever she wants during and after her career and Vika can only sit back and stroke her long chin. :oh:

viktory
Nov 23rd, 2012, 10:34 AM
:haha:

Azarenka has no future anywhere outside tennis. Maria can do whatever she wants during and after her career and Vika can only sit back and stroke her long chin. :oh:

And where has vika stated she wants to do something glamour related in future? And if so what has she said? Please enlighten. Unnecessary cheap shots at players doesn't strengthen your arguement. Same goes to the poster you are responding. All these players have accomplished so much that we can only dream of,so dnt ridicule yourself with such comments.

doomsday
Nov 23rd, 2012, 10:42 AM
:haha:

Azarenka has no future anywhere outside tennis. Maria can do whatever she wants during and after her career and Vika can only sit back and stroke her long chin. :oh:

What are you talking about ? She can still be famous in a remake of Cyrano de Bergerac :shrug:

NashaMasha
Nov 23rd, 2012, 10:52 AM
Wishful thinking. There's no future for the Shrieking Razor, coz she's old and slow not to even mention the facial hair issue and there will be no dawn for Guardians as well.

don't be jealous. She has more chances to become a Bond-girl than you get a role of garbage collector in any of Uwe Boll's "movies"

Halepsova
Nov 23rd, 2012, 11:42 AM
don't be jealous. She has more chances to become a Bond-girl than you get a role of garbage collector in any of Uwe Boll's "movies"

You should start with hoping her get along with Transformer producers. She deserves some role there. :wavey:

Kasey
Nov 23rd, 2012, 01:05 PM
:haha:

Azarenka has no future anywhere outside tennis. Maria can do whatever she wants during and after her career and Vika can only sit back and stroke her long chin. :oh:

Yep, she can actually feel her soft skin unlike the Shrieking Razor, who can stroke her moustache:p

Kasey
Nov 23rd, 2012, 01:09 PM
don't be jealous. She has more chances to become a Bond-girl than you get a role of garbage collector in any of Uwe Boll's "movies"

I already compared the Shrieking Razor to Kristen Stewart in my previous post, it also applies to Daniel Craig's comment on Kristen becoming a Bong girl.
Some acting skills are recquired, not having mouth opened or growing moustache.

Dominic
Nov 23rd, 2012, 03:17 PM
Yep, she can actually feel her soft skin unlike the Shrieking Razor, who can stroke her moustache:p

Keep being delusional if that makes you feel better, the only role Azarenka could get is one of the ugly twin sisters in a remake of Cinderella, and that's if they made it a non-talking role.

Dominic
Nov 23rd, 2012, 03:23 PM
You can see Maria Sharapova's GOAT acting skill here :rolls:


Actually it's not bad at all, they both seem pretty natural there

Kasey
Nov 23rd, 2012, 03:56 PM
Keep being delusional if that makes you feel better, the only role Azarenka could get is one of the ugly twin sisters in a remake of Cinderella, and that's if they made it a non-talking role.

What makes me feel better is to see the Shrieking Razor crying when being trashed on court.
It doesn't make me feel better though, is when I see facial hair on tv, so less time she appears on screen the better my eyesight gets.

alfonsojose
Nov 23rd, 2012, 03:59 PM
Pova has a moustache :eek: ?

Dominic
Nov 23rd, 2012, 04:06 PM
What makes me feel better is to see the Shrieking Razor crying when being trashed on court.
It doesn't make me feel better though, is when I see facial hair on tv, so less time she appears on screen the better my eyesight gets.

Ok so you're traumatized by some hair that you need a microscope to see but have no problem with someone looking like a witch from head to toe :sobbing: and get a kick from seeing someone disapointed to lose a tennis match :sobbing: :help:

But worry no more, research in mental disorders will not stop until everything is curable!

Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 04:13 PM
Azarenka has no future anywhere outside tennis. Maria can do whatever she wants during and after her career and Vika can only sit back and stroke her long chin. :oh:

Who cares? Not anybody has the desire to become a celebrity and be in the spotlight all the time. Sharapova obviously craves that and that's fine..but it's not for everyone.

I'm sure Vika is happy to live her life after a long and successful career, she dosen't come off as someone who can't live without the limelight. And if I had to guess, i'd say that's a quality most of her fans actually like... so mocking her with that isn't really working..at all :)

Monzanator
Nov 23rd, 2012, 04:31 PM
Friendly hugs with Lukashenka automatically cancel Azarenka's quest for becoming a celebrity in the Western World no matter how many matches she wins on WTA and how many weeks she stays #1. Nobody sane enough will ever support Lukashenka and any friendly gestures towards him are a PR nightmare.

Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 04:34 PM
Friendly hugs with Lukashenka automatically cancel Azarenka's quest for becoming a celebrity in the Western World no matter how many matches she wins on WTA and how many weeks she stays #1. Nobody sane enough will ever support Lukashenka and any friendly gestures towards him are a PR nightmare.

Of course..if nothing else works we resort to that.... :facepalm:

Monzanator
Nov 23rd, 2012, 04:39 PM
Of course..if nothing else works we resort to that.... :facepalm:

Please name ONE Belarussian world class sports star celebrity apart from Azarenka (which she's actually not compared to WS, Kournikova and Sharapova status). I'm sorry but I can't see anyone out there and I don't think it's a coincidence. Besides you can't just ignore Lukashenka no matter how big of a bandwagoner you are. Communist countries get no credit from Western World unless you're China and bankroll the market. Belarus rides the same boat as Vietnam, Cuba and North Korea whether you like it or not :wavey: Azarenka would be much better off being a Russian or even a Kazakh :D

Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 04:48 PM
Please name ONE Belarussian world class sports star celebrity apart from Azarenka (which she's actually not compared to WS, Kournikova and Sharapova status). I'm sorry but I can't see anyone out there and I don't think it's a coincidence. Besides you can't just ignore Lukashenka no matter how big of a bandwagoner you are. Communist countries get no credit from Western World unless you're China and bankroll the market. Belarus rides the same boat as Vietnam, Cuba and North Korea whether you like it or not :wavey: Azarenka would be much better off being a Russian or even a Kazakh :D

You're confusing something: She dosen't have the same "status" as Sharapova or Kournikova because she's not willing to whore herself out there in any possible way.

It has nothing to do with her being from Belarus. You think if she would do racy photoshoots all the time guys would go "I would wank to that but no..she's from Belarus..no thanks!" :lol:

Nobody cares, Russia isn't exactly the most popular country in the Western world either and nobody gives a shit when it comes to Sharapova. The difference here is that Vika is not willing to sell her personality and become media compatible at all cost. Her personality simply doesn't make her a good PR puppet because she actually has her own personality. If she would bend over backwards to be "likable" in a corporate way she would get the same kind of deals, it's a question whether you`re willing to sell out or not.

There might be a few people who resent her because of her roots but this isn't a mass phenomenon, do you think the majority of Americans, Europeans etc. even know in detail about the situation in Belarus? Please... like regular people give a shit.

JN
Nov 23rd, 2012, 04:56 PM
Serena would be much more fitting IMO :lol:

Meh, Serena would still be better as an NFL quarterback

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z225/dongoliano/PRESSED.jpg

Dude can't keep the girl's name out of his mouth to save his life! :haha: :happy:

viktory
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:02 PM
^^ well put jimmie48 about her personality and not the will to become media darling but belarus does play a part though. Not because of political reasons so much but because the market value of such a small nation is nothing compared to USA or russia. Whatever,why is vika being discussed in this thread? Move on.

Monzanator
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:03 PM
You're confusing something: She dosen't have the same "status" as Sharapova or Kournikova because she's not willing to whore herself out there in any possible way.

It has nothing to do with her being from Belarus. You think if she would do racy photoshoots all the time guys would go "I would wank to that but no..she's from Belarus..no thanks!" :lol:

Nobody cares, Russia isn't exactly the most popular country in the Western world either and nobody gives a shit when it comes to Sharapova. The difference here is that Vika is not willing to sell her personality and become media compatible at all cost. Her personality simply doesn't make her a good PR puppet because she actually has her own personality. If she would bend over backwards to be "likable" in a corporate way she would get the same kind of deals, it's a question whether you`re willing to sell out or not.

There might be a few people who resent her because of her roots but this isn't a mass phenomenon, do you think the majority of Americans, Europeans etc. even know in detail about the situation in Belarus? Please... like regular people give a shit.

Nike obviously gives a shit about Sharapova since they offered her that 70m USD deal :lol: But nevermind that, you seem to know better what's the best marketing solution when it comes to promoting a WTA pin-up girls and why there shouldn't be anyone named Sharapova in that group.

Besides if you think Azarenka doesn't want to become a celebrity herself, why do you keep posting in this thread? Moreover you're implying that someone has a personality and therefore isn't suited to becoming a corporate puppet. This means Sharapova hasn't got a personality herself since she's became a corporate puppet over the years which the Nike deal is only one of the stand-out evidences supporting the theory. Yet, so many people on TF keep mentioning her estranged personality as one of the reasons they dislike her and underline the fact she supposedly "has no friends in WTA". What gives then? Does Sharapova have a persnonality or not? If she has, then why is she able to earn three times as much off-court then on court if Azarenka isn't?

And of course you still haven't mentioned any Belarussian celebrity sports star but I don't expect you to do it anyway :lol: Since you're a German you probably have no idea what's it like to come from a (former) Communist country and make an impact on the world scene ;)

young_gunner913
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:21 PM
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z225/dongoliano/PRESSED.jpg

Dude can't keep the girl's name out of his mouth to save his life! :haha: :happy:

Okay?! And like I said, she's already doing just fine as a tennis player, whooping every single ass that is in his sig. Meanwhile, she is also struggling dabbling in acting on major TV shows as well as random appearances on reality TV. Most tennis stars don't go beyond daytime/late night talk shows. On top of that, Serena also sells her clothes, purses, and other crap on HSN for hours at a time. Triple ThreatRena on TV. :worship:

dragonflies
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:22 PM
Thread " Serena's slow start in 2012" : About how Serena playing tennis with the WTA players in the first half of 12---------> tennis irrelevant-----> move to player' s forum.


Thread " Sharapova wants to be a movie star" : About how Maria wants to play with Hollywood movies stars and directors--------------> tennis relevant--------> Stay on GM.



Thread" Jankovic wants to get pregnant" : About how Jankovic wants to play with M. Jannovic ------------------> tennis relevant--------------> Stay on GM.



Gotta love TF and how its mods doing their jobs. :lick::yeah::yeah:

Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:23 PM
Nike obviously gives a shit about Sharapova since they offered her that 70m USD deal :lol: But nevermind that, you seem to know better what's the best marketing solution when it comes to promoting a WTA pin-up girls and why there shouldn't be anyone named Sharapova in that group.

Besides if you think Azarenka doesn't want to become a celebrity herself, why do you keep posting in this thread? Moreover you're implying that someone has a personality and therefore isn't suited to becoming a corporate puppet. This means Sharapova hasn't got a personality herself since she's became a corporate puppet over the years which the Nike deal is only one of the stand-out evidences supporting the theory. Yet, so many people on TF keep mentioning her estranged personality as one of the reasons they dislike her and underline the fact she supposedly "has no friends in WTA". What gives then? Does Sharapova have a persnonality or not? If she has, then why is she able to earn three times as much off-court then on court if Azarenka isn't?

And of course you still haven't mentioned any Belarussian celebrity sports star but I don't expect you to do it anyway :lol: Since you're a German you probably have no idea what's it like to come from a (former) Communist country and make an impact on the world scene ;)

First off, the first paragraph is total nonsense. Where do I say that Sharapova shouldn't be used to promote the WTA? I explain in detail why she is being used just for that... you actually acknowledge that in the second paragraph..so you`re contradicting yourself :lol:

Why Sharapova is able to earn so much? Because she's a sellout, just like I explained above. She's willing to basically renounce her roots, speak with a fake American accent, promote unhealthy and bad products all to make more cash. She's the perfect pr puppet because she'll bend any way they want her to. "Don't like that I'm Russian? Look at me..I'm basically American now!!" :rolleyes:

Vika isn't willing to do this kind of stuff and that's why she isn't making nearly as much. And I have no idea what you want to prove with that Belussian celebrity thing... I don't know any aside from Max Mirnyi but that's most likely because there aren't any others because it is a small country after all. I really don't know where you`re going with this.... by the way, Mandy Minella is the only athlete from Luxembourg I know..does that mean Luxembourg is part of the evil empire now as well? :rolleyes: :lol:

And as far as me posting in here goes, I made a grand total of four postings in here before this one and I only got involved when you Sharapova stans started attacking Vika again. i for one don't give a shit whether she becomes an actress or not because I find all this celebrity stuff to be incredibly boring to be honest.

Kasey
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:27 PM
Ain't got time for that crap.

No one likes the Shrieking Razor apart from delusional Guardians.
Loved it when you wanted to make Istabul ceremony look as though it had two major stars: Sarin and the Shrieking Razor.
We all know how it ended later. The American raised the trophy and the Guardians claimed it was Peak Serena vs their fave playing poorly.
The two true stars of Istanbul were Sarin snatching the title and Vika getting YE#1, whereas the Shrieking Razor got nothing.

At least Sarin was kind enough to pose with her punchbag in the pics shot.

Jane Lane
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:30 PM
Azarenka would be much better off being a Russian or even a Kazakh :D

So Vika should obviously renounce everything she loves in Belarus: her roots, her culture and her family, purely because 1) Lukashenko is a piece of garbage, and 2) she can get more endorsements.

/logic

Craig.
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:32 PM
The stupidity in this thread is mind-boggling :crying2:

doomsday
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:34 PM
First off, the first paragraph is total nonsense. Where do I say that Sharapova shouldn't be used to promote the WTA? I explain in detail why she is being used just for that... you actually acknowledge that in the second paragraph..so you`re contradicting yourself :lol:

Why Sharapova is able to earn so much? Because she's a sellout, just like I explained above. She's willing to basically renounce her roots, speak with a fake American accent, promote unhealthy and bad products all to make more cash. She's the perfect pr puppet because she'll bend any way they want her to. "Don't like that I'm Russian? Look at me..I'm basically American now!!" :rolleyes:

Vika isn't willing to do this kind of stuff and that's why she isn't making nearly as much. And I have no idea what you want to prove with that Belussian celebrity thing... I don't know any aside from Max Mirnyi but that's most likely because there aren't any others because it is a small country after all. I really don't know where you`re going with this.... by the way, Mandy Minella is the only athlete from Luxembourg I know..does that mean Luxembourg is part of the evil empire now as well? :rolleyes: :lol:

And as far as me posting in here goes, I made a grand total of four postings in here before this one and I only got involved when you Sharapova stans started attacking Vika again. i for one don't give a shit whether she becomes an actress or not because I find all this celebrity stuff to be incredibly boring to be honest.

That's where you're wrong, Vika just doesn't fit. People are not interested about her image not with Serena and Sharapova around. We've seen her face in Ellen shows etc..... it's just not what most people want.

backhandsmash
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:37 PM
Can we get back to why Sharapova will suck or not suck, as a movie star, please.

Kasey
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:37 PM
Ok so you're traumatized by some hair that you need a microscope to see but have no problem with someone looking like a witch from head to toe :sobbing: and get a kick from seeing someone disapointed to lose a tennis match :sobbing: :help:

But worry no more, research in mental disorders will not stop until everything is curable!

1. The Shrieking Razor flu is curable.
2. The only microscope thing she's got is brain.

Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:38 PM
That's where you're wrong, Vika just doesn't fit. People are not interested about her image not with Serena and Sharapova around. We've seen her face in Ellen shows etc..... it's just not what most people want.

Yeah she doesn't fit because she's not willing to bend over to be liked. Just as I explained... you either like her or you don't, she's not trying hard. And that's probably what the people who do like her admire about her...I know I do :)

Halepsova
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:40 PM
Thread " Serena's slow start in 2012" : About how Serena playing tennis with the WTA players in the first half of 12---------> tennis irrelevant-----> move to player' s forum.


Thread " Sharapova wants to be a movie star" : About how Maria wants to play with Hollywood movies stars and directors--------------> tennis relevant--------> Stay on GM.



Thread" Jankovic wants to get pregnant" : About how Jankovic wants to play with M. Jannovic ------------------> tennis relevant--------------> Stay on GM.



Gotta love TF and how its mods doing their jobs. :lick::yeah::yeah:

The mod already exlained. A lot of people mentioned other players in this thread. Now we have Azarenka aoso comes to the topic. So let us stay. :wavey:

doomsday
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:48 PM
Yeah she doesn't fit because she's not willing to bend over to be liked. Just as I explained... you either like her or you don't, she's not trying hard.

She is really trying though, those stupid little dances after matches are recent, she wasn't acting like that before she really wants the crowd to like her.

Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:51 PM
She is really trying though, those stupid little dances after matches are recent, she wasn't acting like that before she really wants the crowd to like her.

That's just her personality, the AO and the #1 ranking have simply made her relaxed enough to actually show that. It has nothing to do with trying hard.

doomsday
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:56 PM
Can we get back to why Sharapova will suck or not suck, as a movie star, please.

Sharapova succeed in everything she does.:shrug:

young_gunner913
Nov 23rd, 2012, 05:57 PM
Sharapova succeed in everything she does.:shrug:

Too easy. :lol:

Halepsova
Nov 23rd, 2012, 06:01 PM
Sharapova succeed in everything she does.:shrug:

:spit: :o

doomsday
Nov 23rd, 2012, 06:09 PM
:spit: :o

What? There are people like that, Beyonce is also one of them.

Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 06:11 PM
What? There are people like that, Beyonce is also one of them.

So you`re saying she basically longs to get her ass kicked by Serena and Vika all the time?

Jane Lane
Nov 23rd, 2012, 06:19 PM
Sharapova succeed in everything she does.:shrug:

You're asking for it. :lol:

JN
Nov 23rd, 2012, 06:21 PM
Thread " Serena's slow start in 2012" : About how Serena playing tennis with the WTA players in the first half of 12---------> tennis irrelevant-----> move to player' s forum.


Thread " Sharapova wants to be a movie star" : About how Maria wants to play with Hollywood movies stars and directors--------------> tennis relevant--------> Stay on GM.



Thread" Jankovic wants to get pregnant" : About how Jankovic wants to play with M. Jannovic ------------------> tennis relevant--------------> Stay on GM.



Gotta love TF and how its mods doing their jobs. :lick::yeah::yeah:

:worship::worship::worship:

Like Republican politicians, they don't even try to hide it anymore. :help:

doomsday
Nov 23rd, 2012, 06:21 PM
So you`re saying she basically longs to get her ass kicked by Serena and Vika all the time?

Sure, tell me that Maria's tennis career is a fail. :lol:


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Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 06:23 PM
Sure, tell me that Maria's tennis career is a fail. :lol:



Where do I say that? Saying "everything she does is a success" is a dumb statement unless we want to assume that she wants to lose big in those finals all the time. :)

doomsday
Nov 23rd, 2012, 06:32 PM
Where do I say that? Saying "everything she does is a success" is a dumb statement unless we want to assume that she wants to lose big in those finals all the time. :)

You know what I meant idiot. Overall, her career has been more than good.


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Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 06:33 PM
You know what I meant idiot. Overall, her career has been more than good.


That dosen't mean that everything she does is a success. It's a dumb statement, stop trying to weasel yourself out of it.

Brad[le]y.
Nov 23rd, 2012, 06:49 PM
You're confusing something: She dosen't have the same "status" as Sharapova or Kournikova because she's not willing to whore herself out there in any possible way.

It has nothing to do with her being from Belarus. You think if she would do racy photoshoots all the time guys would go "I would wank to that but no..she's from Belarus..no thanks!" :lol:

Nobody cares, Russia isn't exactly the most popular country in the Western world either and nobody gives a shit when it comes to Sharapova. The difference here is that Vika is not willing to sell her personality and become media compatible at all cost. Her personality simply doesn't make her a good PR puppet because she actually has her own personality. If she would bend over backwards to be "likable" in a corporate way she would get the same kind of deals, it's a question whether you`re willing to sell out or not.

There might be a few people who resent her because of her roots but this isn't a mass phenomenon, do you think the majority of Americans, Europeans etc. even know in detail about the situation in Belarus? Please... like regular people give a shit.

What a bunch of bullshit :lol:

Vika doesn't make as much because she isn't as marketable as Martha, period.

Now stay pressed that she's the face of the WTA while everyone needs to look at google just to find out who the hell your fave is.

Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 06:53 PM
y.;22510058']

Vika doesn't make as much because she isn't as marketable as Martha, period.



I agree, I explained above what this "marketability" is based on - Her will to give up her personality, roots etc. just to make cash - I never doubted that. You obviously seem to consider that an admirable trait, I prefer Vika's style :)

Brad[le]y.
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:01 PM
I agree, I explained above what this "marketability" is based on - Her will to give up her personality, roots etc. just to make cash - I never doubted that. You obviously seem to consider that an admirable trait, I prefer Vika's style :)

And what is that exactly? :lol: She's even more desperate for attention than Maria.

Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:04 PM
Sure. That's why she refuses to discuss her personal life and spends her off-season in Minsk which is of course the international celebrity hotspot :rolleyes:

Geez, this is so dishonest. It's nice that you get a kick out of the fact that Sharapova does this celebrity stuff but at least admit it and don't shit on players who have no interesting in doing the same.

NashaMasha
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:08 PM
What are Vuvuzelatards doing in this thread? still pressed that Azarenka isn't even acting in commercials? even in Tampax or McDonalds commercials.......?

Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:10 PM
I'm just here because Sharapovastans can obviously only make themselves feel good by putting others down.. classy as usual :rolleyes:

Brad[le]y.
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:11 PM
Sure. That's why she refuses to discuss her personal life and spends her off-season in Minsk which is of course the international celebrity hotspot :rolleyes:

Geez, this is so dishonest. It's nice that you get a kick out of the fact that Sharapova does this celebrity stuff but at least admit it and don't shit on players who have no interesting in doing the same.

I remember a few years ago after losing a match to Hantuchova, she and her team made up some lame story about wanting to give up her career just to get attention from the media. :lol:

But since you didn't give a crap about her back then, I wouldn't expect you to know that.

Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:13 PM
y.;22510112']I remember a few years ago after losing a match to Hantuchova, she and her team made up some lame story about wanting to give up her career just to get attention from the media. :lol:

But since you didn't give a crap about her back then, I wouldn't expect you to know that.

Keep on trying to drag her down to Sharapova's level.. :)

NashaMasha
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:14 PM
Keep on trying to drag her down to Sharapova's level.. :)

it's hard to drag down someone who isn't above

Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:15 PM
it's hard to drag down someone who isn't above

Sorry but since Sugarpova, basically everyone on tour is above Sharapova in terms of dignity. It was a new, pathetic low and you know it. Only porn's left to do..

NashaMasha
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:18 PM
Sorry but since Sugarpova, basically everyone on tour is above Sharapova in terms of dignity. It was a new, pathetic low and you know it. Only porn's left to do..

i thought swearing on court like a trooper is far worse than being a good business woman?

PimpMePova
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:20 PM
Sorry but since Sugarpova, basically everyone on tour is above Sharapova in terms of dignity. It was a new, pathetic low and you know it. Only porn's left to do..

What are you talking about candy's cool:cool:

Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:20 PM
i thought swearing on court like a trooper is far worse than being a good business woman?

One is part of tennis, the other one isn't. And selling out in every possible direction dosen't make a "good business woman", in this case it's a fancy word for whore :)

NashaMasha
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:25 PM
One is part of tennis, the other one isn't. And selling out in every possible direction dosen't make a "good business woman", in this case it's a fancy word for whore :)

behaving and swearing like a sailor is part of tennis? what's more part of tennis? breaking rackets? threatening linesmen? beating ballboys?

Tennis was a sport of good manners, etiquette, now with Azarenkas it's more a show of low educated cads

brickhousesupporter
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:27 PM
What are Vuvuzelatards doing in this thread? still pressed that Azarenka isn't even acting in commercials? even in Tampax or McDonalds commercials.......?
http://i50.tinypic.com/2zzj0qe.jpg

Bitch, I see you!

Craig.
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:27 PM
Maria may be many things, but one thing she ISN'T is an attention whore. People just give it to her.

Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:29 PM
Maria may be many things, but one thing she ISN'T is an attention whore. People just give it to her.

Yes, even though she's trying so hard to hide from it....at fashion shows and celebrity events...poor girl just wants her privacy. :sad:

Start da Game
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:34 PM
y.;22510058']What a bunch of bullshit :lol:

Vika doesn't make as much because she isn't as marketable as Martha, period.

Now stay pressed that she's the face of the WTA while everyone needs to look at google just to find out who the hell your fave is.

it is mustachepova's freak luck that she finds herself in the position she is today - microscopic achievements and yet uber overrated attention relatively speaking.....

let's look at the top 20 players in 2004.....

Serena Williams
Anastasia Myskina
Venus Williams
Amélie Mauresmo
Lindsay Davenport
Elena Dementieva
Jennifer Capriati
Svetlana Kuznetsova
Paola Suárez
Nadia Petrova
Ai Sugiyama
Vera Zvonareva
Maria Sharapova
Silvia Farina Elia
Patty Schnyder
Anna Smashnova
Chanda Rubin
Francesca Schiavone
Fabiola Zuluaga
Elena Bovina

except maybe serena and possibly dementieva both in tip top shape, nobody in the list is even remotely comparable to the hotness of the likes of pirru, ivanovic, gorgeous and vika who all made their entries very late into the sport compared to the overrated russian......

shutupova took total advantage of the depleted field in terms of hotness and beauty and charmed the ignorant clowns with her fake beauty, fake smiles and fake extrovert attitude......

mustachepova would have been just another insignificant blonde had she entered the big scene in 2008 behind the likes mentioned above......

before the above mentioned queens graced tennis, too much damage had already been done by the global media clowns through mass brainwashing campaigns in articles, video coverages and magazines about the non-existent hotness of the russian.....

too many novice followers who know nothing about the sport and watched some photoshopped bikini shots of her blindly believed the media garbage and formed a sheep brigade following her blindly everywhere.....

that is the only reason why she is famous today and others are playing catch up.....

pirru was practically 3 sets away from winning wimbledon in 2010......just 3 sets......had she won that title, we would have witnessed a new global sensation completely overshadowing the existing one......

NashaMasha
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:39 PM
except maybe serena and possibly dementieva both in tip top shape, nobody in the list is even remotely comparable to the hotness of the likes of pirru, ivanovic, gorgeous and vika who all made their entries very late into the sport compared to the overrated russian......

you are hilarious, or not.......... more like laughing-stock

By the way, isn't Pironkova -the one who is 0-4 vs Sharapova and bagelled twice including Wimbledon and Us Open?

Start da Game
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:46 PM
all fake wins through intentional screaming and cheating......anyway pirru would have reversed the fortunes and lead 4-0 over your love had she(pirru) somehow won those last three sets and taken wimbledon 2010.....her confidence level would have been different......

Sammo
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:51 PM
Sharapova was extremely hot and beautiful in 2004, now she's just beautiful :shrug:

NashaMasha
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:52 PM
all fake wins through intentional screaming and cheating......anyway pirru would have reversed the fortunes and lead 4-0 over your love had she(pirru) somehow won those last three sets and taken wimbledon 2010.....her confidence level would have been different......

player who lost to Zvonareva had low chances to beat Serena in Final :) But pls stop off-topic

Sharapova was extremely hot and beautiful in 2004, now she's just beautiful :shrug:

not only Kvitty is pedophile . ;) This year Sharapova returned back to her level of hotness

Kasey
Nov 23rd, 2012, 07:59 PM
Sharapova was extremely hot and beautiful in 2004, now she's just beautiful :shrug:

She never was and now she's just tranny and hairy.

Sammo
Nov 23rd, 2012, 08:01 PM
not only Kvitty is pedophile . ;) This year Sharapova returened back to her level of hotness

I'm 18, she was 17 :lol:

Halepsova
Nov 23rd, 2012, 08:14 PM
player who lost to Zvonareva had low chances to beat Serena in Final :) But pls stop off-topic



not only Kvitty is pedophile . ;) This year Sharapova returened back to her level of hotness

What are you talking about? She gained a lot of fat lately. Compare her pic at teen years and her recent photo, you will see that she looks older and fatter.

Jane Lane
Nov 23rd, 2012, 08:22 PM
This thread is awesome :hysteric:

danieln1
Nov 23rd, 2012, 08:25 PM
The Sharapova hate here is on full force :oh:

Noten
Nov 23rd, 2012, 08:28 PM
One is part of tennis, the other one isn't. And selling out in every possible direction dosen't make a "good business woman", in this case it's a fancy word for whore :)

Careful boy, your misogyny is showing.

doomsday
Nov 23rd, 2012, 08:39 PM
That dosen't mean that everything she does is a success. It's a dumb statement, stop trying to weasel yourself out of it.

From what I've seen, it's been pretty damn great.:shrug:

NashaMasha
Nov 23rd, 2012, 08:41 PM
What are you talking about? She gained a lot of fat lately. Compare her pic at teen years and her recent photo, you will see that she looks older and fatter.

if Sharapova is "fat" you must be Ivanpovic stan or anoreksik fetishist

Natural Joe
Nov 23rd, 2012, 08:51 PM
player who lost to Zvonareva had low chances to beat Serena in Final :) But pls stop off-topic

Yes Start da Game, stop derailing this discussion about Martha wanting to be an actress. :haha:

debby
Nov 23rd, 2012, 09:00 PM
Sorry but since Sugarpova, basically everyone on tour is above Sharapova in terms of dignity. It was a new, pathetic low and you know it. Only porn's left to do..

Anyway I am certain that if Maria did porn, you would be the first to download some :D

One is part of tennis, the other one isn't. And selling out in every possible direction dosen't make a "good business woman", in this case it's a fancy word for whore :)

:help::help::help::help:
Now that's a low.

What are you talking about? She gained a lot of fat lately. Compare her pic at teen years and her recent photo, you will see that she looks older and fatter.

Do you realize at early 20, women gain more hips for motherhood? + age



This thread might be good, but Jimmie48 is really going overboard.

Jimmie48
Nov 23rd, 2012, 09:24 PM
Anyway I am certain that if Maria did porn, you would be the first to download some :D


Nope, if I'd want to see mustaches getting kinky I'd download some 80s gay porn instead :)

debby
Nov 23rd, 2012, 09:28 PM
:rolls: She doesn't even have a mustache.

Jane Lane
Nov 23rd, 2012, 09:29 PM
Nope, if I'd want to see mustaches getting kinky I'd download some 80s gay porn instead :)

Who beat you in TWAT? You are quite underrated around here, Jimmietta.

Craig.
Nov 23rd, 2012, 09:32 PM
Azarenka stans turning on Azarenka "stans" = :hearts:

pancake
Nov 23rd, 2012, 10:19 PM
I am pretty sure someone else mentioned it already, but she's prob too tall for the industry lol.

NashaMasha
Nov 23rd, 2012, 10:47 PM
I am pretty sure someone else mentioned it already, but she's prob too tall for the industry lol.


it was me who mentioned it ,but Saffron Burrows, Brooke Shields, Rebecca Romijn (and Uma Thurman :kiss:) are in the industry as well as Famke Janssen was Bond girl

Halepsova
Nov 23rd, 2012, 11:15 PM
it was me who mentioned it ,but Saffron Burrows, Brooke Shields, Rebecca Romijn (and Uma Thurman :kiss:) are in the industry as well as Famke Janssen was Bond girl

All of them are flop stars, even Thurman. :tape:

Helen Lawson
Nov 23rd, 2012, 11:16 PM
it was me who mentioned it ,but Saffron Burrows, Brooke Shields, Rebecca Romijn (and Uma Thurman :kiss:) are in the industry as well as Famke Janssen was Bond girl

LMAO, yes, all you need is lip electrolysis, boob job, butt job, chin implants, cheekbone implants and she' in the running.

Natural Joe
Nov 23rd, 2012, 11:18 PM
I can't help but see a munching emoticon when I look at the thread title by the way.

danieln1
Nov 23rd, 2012, 11:22 PM
Actually she would do a great Bond girl, obviously the evil one, someone who tortures Bond.... maybe like Xenia in Goldeneye :oh:

NashaMasha
Nov 23rd, 2012, 11:22 PM
LMAO, yes, all you need is lip electrolysis, boob job, butt job, chin implants, cheekbone implants and she' in the running.

can you show us your photo, granny? or we won't see you on photo through implants?


All of them are flop stars, even Thurman.

Thurman is not a flop as well as Sigourney Weaver and Xenia in Goldeneye was one of the best Bond-girls

Mistress of Evil
Nov 23rd, 2012, 11:29 PM
I am really sick and tired of saying : If the thread was about Vikaria it would have been closed days ago but its true. Some really vile peasants in here. Maxwell, wake up!

Natural Joe
Nov 23rd, 2012, 11:34 PM
I am really sick and tired of saying : If the thread was about Vikaria it would have been closed days ago but its true. Some really vile peasants in here. Maxwell, wake up!

Should have been moved to the player's forum in the first place.

Brad[le]y.
Nov 23rd, 2012, 11:52 PM
Nope, if I'd want to see mustaches getting kinky I'd download some 80s gay porn instead :)

:yawn:

stay pressed :lol:

Gagsquet
Nov 24th, 2012, 12:01 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-e7YWhH72mqc/UJdWTGGUJuI/AAAAAAAAYjo/NhapGd3HSd0/s1600/how+about+no.jpg

edificio
Nov 24th, 2012, 12:06 AM
Time to close this thread.

PetraReeMona
Nov 24th, 2012, 12:15 AM
That dosen't mean that everything she does is a success. It's a dumb statement, stop trying to weasel yourself out of it.

:secret: He also said (when Maria won the FO) that she's better than Serena :hysteric:

So really, whatever he says, I'd take it with a pinch of salt. The guy doesn't have a clue :haha:

PetraReeMona
Nov 24th, 2012, 12:18 AM
I'm just here because Sharapovastans can obviously only make themselves feel good by putting others down.. classy as usual :rolleyes:

Don't worry Jimmy... we'll always have this

http://upload.3ode.net/files/53598.gif


:oh:

PetraReeMona
Nov 24th, 2012, 12:22 AM
i thought swearing on court like a trooper is far worse than being a good business woman?

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You were saying? :oh:

PetraReeMona
Nov 24th, 2012, 12:27 AM
player who lost to Zvonareva had low chances to beat Serena in Final :) But pls stop off-topic



not only Kvitty is pedophile . ;) This year Sharapova returned back to her level of hotness

Oh dear .... that is libelous statement.

rjd1111
Nov 24th, 2012, 03:40 AM
Give me the name please. I wanna see. :hearts:


Serena Williams to do a little 'Street Time'
By Associated Press




Wednesday, July 23, 2003 - Two-time Wimbledon champion Serena Williams will play a reformed gang member on parole in an Oct. 1 episode of the Showtime series "Street Time."

"As a fan of 'Street Time,' I told myself that if given the opportunity, I'd love to be on the show," Williams said Wednesday. "I am taking this role very seriously, because I want to excel and because I have respect for the series."

Williams, ranked No. 1, had the role created for her, said Richard Stratton, the cable show's co-executive producer.

"Street Time," starring Rob Morrow, begins its second season Aug. 6.

Dominic
Nov 24th, 2012, 05:05 AM
1. The Shrieking Razor flu is curable.
2. The only microscope thing she's got is brain.

Wow I would excpect that kind of totally random meaningless insults from a 5 year old no seriously... how old are you :sobbing:

Dominic
Nov 24th, 2012, 05:11 AM
I agree, I explained above what this "marketability" is based on - Her will to give up her personality, roots etc. just to make cash - I never doubted that. You obviously seem to consider that an admirable trait, I prefer Vika's style :)

Dude are you serious? Do you seriously think Vika could have anywhere near the marketability and star power Maria has (even with considering your ridiculous theroy that she doesn't really want to or whatever the hell you're trying to make yourself believe..) if she tried? :help::help::help:

Charlatan
Nov 24th, 2012, 05:21 AM
Nope, if I'd want to see mustaches getting kinky I'd download some 80s gay porn instead :)

:hysteric:

I LOLed :lol: This thread is actually hilarious until that predictable mess I.Luv.Whoever.Beats.Sharapova came in

Stonerpova
Nov 24th, 2012, 05:31 AM
What in the fuck :hysteric:

So sad I couldn't be a part of this disaster.

brickhousesupporter
Nov 24th, 2012, 05:32 AM
I might have been wrong....it seems her acting has improved. The fact she can say this with a straight face.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A8cXp9qCIAAbJNf.jpg