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bandabou
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:11 AM
All those peak vs peak threads. Might as well add one that the media sure hoped for back in '04. ;)

NashaMasha
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:17 AM
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shoryuken
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:24 AM
Why is this a question?

http://i.minus.com/ibzFhks1jrCSb7.gif

NashaMasha
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:28 AM
Why is this a question?

http://i.minus.com/ibzFhks1jrCSb7.gif

Baby, you are to young probably not to understand that after 2009 Sharapova never reached even her 50% ,

Shivank17
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:28 AM
Why am I not surprised that Bandabou started this thread?! :spit:

:facepalm:


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shoryuken
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:31 AM
Baby, you are to young probably not to understand that after 2009 Sharapova never reached even her 50% ,

oh? how about this

http://i.minus.com/ibm2ls6AmCBx9J.gif

NashaMasha
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:39 AM
oh? how about this

http://i.minus.com/ibm2ls6AmCBx9J.gif

what about 2004 Wimbledon?

in 2007 Sharapova was already struggling with her shoulder problems , there was a decline in her form.

This thread is about peak vs peak , the main problem is that Sharapova had very short periods of "peak" form. Tennis became too physical and Sharapova was one of the last teenagers to try to play on the level of elder players, it might have affected her career eventually

So pls speak about PEAK vs PEAK ,

I do think that Peak Serena is /was better that Sharapova, as well as she was better than anyone in WTA , but Sharapova was one of a few players who could be competitive with Serena

doomsday
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:40 AM
oh? how about this

Ugly nickname, you're 5 years late. Maria at the time was the ONLY player Serena had not beaten very badly, I'm sure going in this final at the time Maria thought that she was a superior player to Serena, Serena did to Maria what she did to pretty much everyone and we've accepted it.
I don't really know the reason of this thread, Bandabou is insecured for I don't know what reason.:lol:

I know that Serena at her peak wouldnt mind playing Maria at her peak cause she knows she is untouchable at her best, Serena 6464 or 7575 IMO.

shoryuken
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:43 AM
Sooo in short Serena wins in straights glad that's settled.

Shivank17
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:47 AM
The answer is Serena in two tight sets, IMO.


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Lachy
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:51 AM
Obvious troll thread is obvious.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2jg2FLpQ1qzmpmn.gif

Yoncé
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:03 AM
Max, do your thing.


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bandabou
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:32 AM
Peak Pierce vs Peak Serena which was an ACTUAL throll-thread is still open, so why you guys so pressed about this one?! :shrug:

Mashatards are the ones who walk around talk about peak Masha this and that, so..now this is their podium to express themselves.

doomsday
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:37 AM
So because someone opened a thread about peak Pierce vs Serena, you're taking this on us, Masha fans :lol:

That thread has nothing to do with us. Stop thinking that every damn thread is opened by a Masha fan just to bring down Serena.


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Andy.
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:39 AM
Peak Pierce vs Peak Serena which was an ACTUAL throll-thread is still open, so why you guys so pressed about this one?! :shrug:

Mashatards are the ones who walk around talk about peak Masha this and that, so..now this is their podium to express themselves.

And Serena fans dont????

And we dont go around saying Masha is better than Serena. Yes a few trolls say stupid things but no one takes them seriously. No one in there right mind thinks Maria is a better player than Serena because its simply not true.

bandabou
Nov 16th, 2012, 09:19 AM
So because someone opened a thread about peak Pierce vs Serena, you're taking this on us, Masha fans :lol:

That thread has nothing to do with us. Stop thinking that every damn thread is opened by a Masha fan just to bring down Serena.


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Why you see it as 'taking it on you guys'? :confused:

Kuzzy24
Nov 16th, 2012, 09:23 AM
When Maria was in or close to her best form it went three sets ( YEC Charleston AO 05) or she won (04) even though serena was far from her peak. Therefore Serena in straight sets with at least two breaks in each set

Noten
Nov 16th, 2012, 09:24 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Ucf2B.gif

This gonna get fugly.

Shivank17
Nov 16th, 2012, 09:31 AM
Peak Pierce vs Peak Serena which was an ACTUAL throll-thread is still open, so why you guys so pressed about this one?! :shrug:

Mashatards are the ones who walk around talk about peak Masha this and that, so..now this is their podium to express themselves.

Perhaps you should stop lurking in the Siberian siren if you find our posts so annoying.


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bandabou
Nov 16th, 2012, 09:43 AM
Perhaps you should stop lurking in the Siberian siren if you find our posts so annoying.


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After dsanders made his now infamous thread: 'Where does Serena go from here' and then when the Olympic final was unfolding, it was actually fun to lurk down there. Mashatards had zero problems with Dsanders thread, so now why are they crying about a thread that actually asks a valid question?! :shrug:

Shivank17
Nov 16th, 2012, 09:52 AM
After dsanders made his now infamous thread: 'Where does Serena go from here' and then when the Olympic final was unfolding, it was actually fun to lurk down there. Mashatards had zero problems with Dsanders thread, so now why are they crying about a thread that actually asks a valid question?! :shrug:

So you're telling me you ONLY lurked during OG finale? :haha:


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Toxic
Nov 16th, 2012, 09:59 AM
Olympic final :oh:

Joelina
Nov 16th, 2012, 10:05 AM
2004 - 2006 Sharapova would give Serena a lot of trouble, Maria was totally different player back then, her movement was much better, her serve was better and what is most important, she was fearless as a teenager and was not afraid of someone as Serena, it doesn´t matter who was on the other side of the court - in 2005 she gave fight to every player on slams and three of them lost to eventual champions - Serena, Venus and Kim and it still wasn´t peak Sharapova in every of these matches

too bad we haven´t see more matches between them in 2005 and in 2006

Serenita
Nov 16th, 2012, 11:19 AM
Serena in 2 easy sets. :shrug:

Johnbert
Nov 16th, 2012, 11:30 AM
i should open a thread at mtf "peak federer vs. peak roddick"

Rui.
Nov 16th, 2012, 11:32 AM
Serena in 2 easy sets. :shrug:

*easier.

NashaMasha
Nov 16th, 2012, 11:38 AM
who will open

Peak Serena vs Peak Azarenka
Peak Serena vs Peak Radwanska
Peak Serena vs Peak Wozniacki

bandabou
Nov 16th, 2012, 12:54 PM
So you're telling me you ONLY lurked during OG finale? :haha:


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It was fun..how ironic that Serena's answer to where she was going ended up being answered just while facing Masha. ;)

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 16th, 2012, 02:43 PM
Why is this a question?

http://i.minus.com/ibzFhks1jrCSb7.gif

this just made my morning! :lol::lol::lol:

HILARIOUS thread. :haha:

18majors
Nov 16th, 2012, 02:45 PM
Peak Maria will arrive in 2013 and we'll find out the outcome.

Geisha
Nov 16th, 2012, 02:50 PM
Why is this a question?

http://i.minus.com/ibzFhks1jrCSb7.gif

God. Maria stinks. Everytime I watch her play, I wonder how she's had the career she has had. That serve literally right in the middle of the service box. Serena doesn't even move, she just stands still. Embarrassing.

danieln1
Nov 16th, 2012, 02:52 PM
This is gonna be good :cool:

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 16th, 2012, 02:59 PM
God. Maria stinks. Everytime I watch her play, I wonder how she's had the career she has had. That serve literally right in the middle of the service box. Serena doesn't even move, she just stands still. Embarrassing.

:haha:

This match gives me so much life :worship:

Maria was shrieking so loud and Sererna mimicking here, pure gold.

OMG yes! :drool: understatement.

Lachy
Nov 16th, 2012, 03:01 PM
God. Maria stinks. Everytime I watch her play, I wonder how she's had the career she has had. That serve literally right in the middle of the service box. Serena doesn't even move, she just stands still. Embarrassing.

LMAO. You clearly don't watch her play often. She's anything but a 'safe server.' You should sit down :hysteric:

Geisha
Nov 16th, 2012, 03:04 PM
LMAO. You clearly don't watch her play often. She's anything but a 'safe server.' You should sit down :hysteric:

I'm not talking about her being a 'safe server'. I'm talking about her being an 'awful server'. If she's not double faulting, then she's hitting serves halfway in the service box. Crazy how such a one-dimensional, unathletic player has won so much. I just don't get it.

Dominic
Nov 16th, 2012, 03:06 PM
God. Maria stinks. Everytime I watch her play, I wonder how she's had the career she has had.

Hmm Are the only matches of Maria's you've seen the ones against Serena? That explains it.

doomsday
Nov 16th, 2012, 03:13 PM
I'm not talking about her being a 'safe server'. I'm talking about her being an 'awful server'. If she's not double faulting, then she's hitting serves halfway in the service box. Crazy how such a one-dimensional, unathletic player has won so much. I just don't get it.

Try harder.

Lachy
Nov 16th, 2012, 03:15 PM
I'm not talking about her being a 'safe server'. I'm talking about her being an 'awful server'. If she's not double faulting, then she's hitting serves halfway in the service box. Crazy how such a one-dimensional, unathletic player has won so much. I just don't get it.

Obvious troll is obvious. Wanna try any harder. Oh, and by the way...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsqvs639Hv1qh2o7zo1_500.gif

harloo
Nov 16th, 2012, 03:24 PM
:haha::haha:Peak 2002-03 Serena would completely destroy Peak 2004-2006 Maria easily. I mean look at how non-peak 2012 Serena consistently annihilates her.

END OF THREAD:wavey::lol:

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 16th, 2012, 03:27 PM
:haha::haha:Peak 2002-03 Serena would completely destroy Peak 2004-2006 Maria easily. I mean look at how non-peak 2012 Serena consistently annihilates her.

END OF THREAD:wavey::lol:

stop being such a party pooper harloo. :haha: :haha: :haha:

PetraReeMona
Nov 16th, 2012, 03:36 PM
I'm not talking about her being a 'safe server'. I'm talking about her being an 'awful server'. If she's not double faulting, then she's hitting serves halfway in the service box. Crazy how such a one-dimensional, unathletic player has won so much. I just don't get it.

:secret: Be careful Geisha ... cuz Lachy the :baby: will go crying to mods if you keep putting down his fave :sobbing:

:spit:

Toxic
Nov 16th, 2012, 03:37 PM
Peak Maria will arrive in 2013 and we'll find out the outcome.

boy, your prediction will fail as always so just stop :lol:

harloo
Nov 16th, 2012, 03:38 PM
stop being such a party pooper harloo. :haha: :haha: :haha:
:lol: This thread is hilarious but a mess at the same time.

Lachy
Nov 16th, 2012, 03:47 PM
:secret: Be careful Geisha ... cuz Lachy the :baby: will go crying to mods if you keep putting down his fave :sobbing:

:spit:

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32100000/That-s-all-miranda-priestly-32140198-160-160.gif

dreamgoddess099
Nov 16th, 2012, 03:49 PM
Peak Serena slays everyone, next.

Steven.
Nov 16th, 2012, 03:58 PM
depends on the surface maria would kill this joke of a claycourter 60 60 on red clay

Toxic
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:01 PM
depends on the surface maria would kill this joke of a claycourter 60 60 on red clay

How about blue clay? :oh:

Steven.
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:02 PM
How about blue clay? :oh:

we all know thats actually blue grass

Roookie
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:06 PM
Maria won the most important match: Wimbledon Final. The End.

Toxic
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:06 PM
we all know thats actually blue grass

but it's still clay :oh:

She owns her on Hard, clay, grass :hearts:

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:07 PM
:secret: Be careful Geisha ... cuz Lachy the :baby: will go crying to mods if you keep putting down his fave :sobbing:

:spit:

Hi buddy! :wavey:

Toxic
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:08 PM
Maria won the most important match: Wimbledon Final. The End.

6-1 6-2, 6-1 6-1, 6-1 6-3, 6-1 6-3, 6-0 6-1. Try Harder!! :oh:

Steven.
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:12 PM
Maria won the most important match: Wimbledon Final. The End.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu13tn0XFJ1r5frgno1_400.gif

PetraReeMona
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:15 PM
Hi buddy! :wavey:

Hi babe :kiss: :hug:

Fun isn't it? :cool:

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:17 PM
6-1 6-2, 6-1 6-1, 6-1 6-3, 6-1 6-3, 6-0 6-1. Try Harder!! :oh:

you better manage your expectations with that individual becasue that's about as good as you're going to get from them. :lol:

End da Game
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:22 PM
what about 2004 Wimbledon?

in 2007 Sharapova was already struggling with her shoulder problems , there was a decline in her form.

This thread is about peak vs peak , the main problem is that Sharapova had very short periods of "peak" form. Tennis became too physical and Sharapova was one of the last teenagers to try to play on the level of elder players, it might have affected her career eventually

So pls speak about PEAK vs PEAK ,

I do think that Peak Serena is /was better that Sharapova, as well as she was better than anyone in WTA , but Sharapova was one of a few players who could be competitive with Serena


decline already in 2007?

I thought everyone agreed that her AO 2008 form was her best ever :confused:

shoryuken
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:29 PM
6-1 6-2, 6-1 6-1, 6-1 6-3, 6-1 6-3, 6-0 6-1. Try Harder!! :oh:

oh this thread is still open?

http://i.minus.com/ibaCmcZi0I4RDU.gif

http://i.minus.com/iLrEg9Q564ptg.gif

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:34 PM
oh this thread is still open?

http://i.minus.com/ibaCmcZi0I4RDU.gif



:hysteric:

Macomere
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:36 PM
Let's not forget another of Shoryuken's wonderful gifs. :oh:
http://i.minus.com/iPFSKsWxJeSw4.gif
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32100000/That-s-all-miranda-priestly-32140198-160-160.gif

Flop gif. Just like your flop fave.

PetraReeMona
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:37 PM
decline already in 2007?

I thought everyone agreed that her AO 2008 form was her best ever :confused:


:oh:

Looks like NasherMasher just got caught out for bullshitting :tape: :lol:

madmax
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:38 PM
we already saw how pre-peak baby Mashenka dismissed this overrated servebot in 04 Wimby final without much fuss...one can only think how badly the beatdown would be in AO 08, when Pova was at her physical peak and still had her shoulder intact (although taking medications nonetheless). Peak Mashenka is unbeatable force, so much that cruel tennis gods decided to break her shoulder and even the playing field for other mere mortals...

Macomere
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:40 PM
we already saw how pre-peak baby Mashenka dismissed this overrated servebot in 04 Wimby final without much fuss...one can only think how badly the beatdown would be in AO 08, when Pova was at her physical peak and still had her shoulder intact (although taking medications nonetheless). Peak Mashenka is unbeatable force, so much that cruel tennis gods decided to break her shoulder and even the playing field for other mere mortals...

and cue the Povatard Shoulder Excuse™. :hearts:

Toxic
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:45 PM
we already saw how pre-peak baby Mashenka dismissed this overrated servebot in 04 Wimby final without much fuss...one can only think how badly the beatdown would be in AO 08, when Pova was at her physical peak and still had her shoulder intact (although taking medications nonetheless). Peak Mashenka is unbeatable force, so much that cruel tennis gods decided to break her shoulder and even the playing field for other mere mortals...

too bad they didn't meet in AO 2008 :lol:

but how about pre-peak Baby Bagelpova in AO 2007? :oh:

PetraReeMona
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:47 PM
we already saw how pre-peak baby Mashenka dismissed this overrated servebot in 04 Wimby final without much fuss...one can only think how badly the beatdown would be in AO 08, when Pova was at her physical peak and still had her shoulder intact (although taking medications nonetheless). Peak Mashenka is unbeatable force, so much that cruel tennis gods decided to break her shoulder and even the playing field for other mere mortals...

So her shoulder was in tact in 2007 then?

I still find it amazing that "FatRena" ranked 81 in the world could embarrass a peak Pova in 2007 AO final :oh:

FatRena :worship::worship:

Toxic
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:48 PM
So her shoulder was in tact in 2007 then?

I still find it amazing that "FatRena" ranked 81 in the world could embarrass a peak Pova in 2007 AO final :oh:

FatRena :worship::worship:

or Miami 2007 :oh:

PetraReeMona
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:50 PM
or Miami 2007 :oh:

Oh yeah forgot about that one :oh: :lol:

There are so many :bounce::bounce:

madmax
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:51 PM
too bad they didn't meet in AO 2008 :lol:

but how about pre-peak Baby Bagelpova in AO 2007? :oh:

she was injured and couldn't serve in 07 AO, you fool...it's just that Maria is so good and determined, that she can reach slam finals injured:wavey:

NashaP
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:52 PM
bandashit is the biggest piece of turd evaaaaa.

The usual pressed serena stans (and their asslicker Iluvkvitty) come in here.

Anyways, Maria won their 2004 wimbledon final, and that is what everybody will remember when their careers are over.

PetraReeMona
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:57 PM
bandashit is the biggest piece of turd evaaaaa.

The usual pressed serena stans (and their asslicker Iluvkvitty) come in here.

Anyways, Maria won their 2004 wimbledon final, and that is what everybody will remember when their careers are over.

Na, this will be remembered much more.

There were more people all over the world watching the humiliation and tears :lol: than there were the 2004 Wimbledon final, where everyone knew Serena was injured. :)

osVIRIw-c74

Macomere
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:58 PM
she was injured and couldn't serve in 07 AO, you fool...it's just that Maria is so good and determined, that she can reach slam finals injured:wavey:

:haha: :haha: :haha: :baby:
http://i25.tinypic.com/15ead5u.gif

PetraReeMona
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:58 PM
she was injured and couldn't serve in 07 AO, you fool...it's just that Maria is so good and determined, that she can reach slam finals injured:wavey:

Serena was injured in 2004 Wimbledon final. It's just that Serena is so good, determined and dominant that she can reach slam finals injured :wavey:

Manitou
Nov 16th, 2012, 04:59 PM
Peak Serena - Peak Maria 6-0 6-0


--

bandabou
Nov 16th, 2012, 05:00 PM
bandashit is the biggest piece of turd evaaaaa.

The usual pressed serena stans (and their asslicker Iluvkvitty) come in here.

Anyways, Maria won their 2004 wimbledon final, and that is what everybody will remember when their careers are over.

Hmmm..not so sure. I think the Olympics errased '04 Wimby forever.

NashaP
Nov 16th, 2012, 05:01 PM
Na, this will be remembered much more.

There were more people all over the world watching the humiliation and tears :lol: than there were the 2004 Wimbledon final, where everyone knew Serena was injured. :)

osVIRIw-c74

Maria had a stomach flu during the olympics. If you want to play the excuses card, we can. What everybody remembers from the olympics is that Maria was a CAREER SLAM champion, fresh off her RG win. She was also making her debut at the Olympics, so it was all about her.

Wimbledon 2004 will be in the memories of everybody as the day the golden princess of the wta slayed the dragon

PetraReeMona
Nov 16th, 2012, 05:04 PM
Maria had a stomach flu during the olympics. If you want to play the excuses card, we can. What everybody remembers from the olympics is that Maria was a CAREER SLAM champion, fresh off her RG win. She was also making her debut at the Olympics, so it was all about her.

Wimbledon 2004 will be in the memories of everybody as the day the golden princess of the wta slayed the dragon

It certainly was about her - everyone saw this :lol: :oh:

http://upload.3ode.net/files/53598.gif

:awww:

Stomach flu eh? Sure, sure. Amazing that she never had to go off court for a dump then. Also amazing that it came on in the final and not in the SF :tape:

Mind you, I don't think they were on court long enough for her to want to use the bathroom - either way she was shitting herself :rolls:

GoofyDuck
Nov 16th, 2012, 05:04 PM
Serena is obviously miles ahead, not only in their H2H but also looking at their careers. I don't see how this can be questioned.

Maria will never beat Serena again, her groundstrokes and entire game have become to fugly for that.

So, Peak Serena easily.

gbenga
Nov 16th, 2012, 05:04 PM
Peak Serena - Peak Maria 6-0 6-0


--

This

Toxic
Nov 16th, 2012, 05:06 PM
she was injured and couldn't serve in 07 AO, you fool...it's just that Maria is so good and determined, that she can reach slam finals injured:wavey:

i thought Bagelpova served well in the final. She didn't make many DFs :lol:

shoryuken
Nov 16th, 2012, 05:07 PM
Peak Maria will arrive in 2013 and we'll find out the outcome.

http://i.minus.com/ibj7EGOW1QSc6I.gif

PetraReeMona
Nov 16th, 2012, 05:11 PM
And she looked damn good in that olympics outfit. Serena's manpussy was all hot and bothered on the other side.

Maybe you should worry more about Kvitova, who is Maria's bitch.

Ah, but Petra beat her in the Wimbledon final..... which you state is the most important ... and people will remember that, so the others don't matter :oh:

A rookie who's never been to a GS final before beating a GS champion :haha: :haha: :rolls: :bounce:

Edit: NashP removing their post - must be getting all hot and bothered :spit:

NashaP
Nov 16th, 2012, 05:13 PM
Ah, but Petra beat her in the Wimbledon final..... which you state is the most important ... and people will remember that, so the others don't matter :oh:

A rookie who's never been to a GS final before beating a GS champion :haha: :haha: :rolls: :bounce:

CAREER SLAM. bye bitch

Toxic
Nov 16th, 2012, 05:13 PM
So NashaP deleted her/his own post :oh:

It certainly was about her - everyone saw this :lol: :oh:

http://upload.3ode.net/files/53598.gif

:awww:

Stomach flu eh? Sure, sure. Amazing that she never had to go off court for a dump then. Also amazing that it came on in the final and not in the SF :tape:

Mind you, I don't think they were on court long enough for her to want to use the bathroom - either way she was shitting herself :rolls:

Gif of the year :hearts:

NashaP
Nov 16th, 2012, 05:15 PM
So NashaP deleted her/his own post :oh:



Gif of the year :hearts:

haha actually I didnt. the mods did

Toxic
Nov 16th, 2012, 05:15 PM
CAREER SLAM. bye bitch

Don't forget Career Silver Slam :oh:

PetraReeMona
Nov 16th, 2012, 05:16 PM
CAREER SLAM. bye bitch

Why you leaving? :confused:

NashaP
Nov 16th, 2012, 05:18 PM
Why you leaving? :confused:

:lol:

I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT

brickhousesupporter
Nov 16th, 2012, 05:38 PM
Let's not forget another of Shoryuken's wonderful gifs. :oh:
http://i.minus.com/iPFSKsWxJeSw4.gif



Where was she going? She so thought that ball was going crosscourt.

doomsday
Nov 16th, 2012, 05:51 PM
stop being such a party pooper harloo. :haha: :haha: :haha:

He is just mad about my sig.:lol:

bandabou
Nov 16th, 2012, 06:27 PM
That gif of the mp at the YEC says it all. Maria has can't read Serena. She starts moving expecting the ball crosscourt, Serena calmly lays it long line.

Rui.
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:06 PM
we already saw how pre-peak baby Mashenka dismissed this overrated servebot in 04 Wimby final without much fuss...one can only think how badly the beatdown would be in AO 08, when Pova was at her physical peak and still had her shoulder intact (although taking medications nonetheless). Peak Mashenka is unbeatable force, so much that cruel tennis gods decided to break her shoulder and even the playing field for other mere mortals...

Even as in getting 10 beatdowns a year?

i.will2
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:18 PM
Peak Maria will arrive in 2013 and we'll find out the outcome.

Really!?!? Well I look forward to seeing that.....:happy:

Even if Peak Maria did show up Serena would still beat her in straight sets unless she had a mental lapse in the 2nd set. Its pretty clear Serena has made it up in her mind that she will not lose to Maria ever again so if Maria's game elevates enough to prevent that I look forward to seeing the match...:facepalm:

Kasey
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:18 PM
It certainly was about her - everyone saw this :lol: :oh:

http://upload.3ode.net/files/53598.gif

:awww:


omg, love that GIF:kiss:
Where did all guardians of the Shrieking Razor go that day?
Nobody out there to give her a tissue:hug:

Kasey
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:24 PM
http://i.minus.com/ibaCmcZi0I4RDU.gif



http://i.minus.com/iPFSKsWxJeSw4.gif


:hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:
Words cannot describe the joy of those moments/smackdowns

Stonerpova
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:27 PM
Max, do your thing.


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But really.

forehand27
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:47 PM
Serena is beyond a nightmare matchup for Maria, in addition to being the much better player, and in addition to having a huge psyschological edge in the matchup. Serena on all surfaces of course.

PetraReeMona
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:48 PM
omg, love that GIF:kiss:
Where did all guardians of the Shrieking Razor go that day?
Nobody out there to give her a tissue:hug:

:lol:

Well, according to NashaP (or whatever the name is) she needed toilet paper more than she needed tissues :happy: cuz she obviously shit herself :rolls:

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:50 PM
:lol:

Well, according to NashaP (or whatever the name is) she needed toilet paper more than she needed tissues :happy: cuz she obviously shit herself :rolls:

LIFE! Gosh how I've missed you. :hysteric:

NashaP
Nov 16th, 2012, 07:55 PM
:lol:

Well, according to NashaP (or whatever the name is) she needed toilet paper more than she needed tissues :happy: cuz she obviously shit herself :rolls:

Just like how she shit all over Kvitova this year

forehand27
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:06 PM
Peak Pierce vs Peak Serena which was an ACTUAL throll-thread is still open, so why you guys so pressed about this one?! :shrug:


I dont agree that was likely another troll thread. Peak Pierce seems to be an urban legend of sorts here, and many people, including the person who started the thread, probably actually believes peak Pierce is that great. :lol: How that conclusion is arrived about is beyond me, but that is aside the point.

In fairness to peak Pierce she surfaced only about 3 matches her whole career, so it leaves it free for her fans to come up with whatever random fantasy they wish with little evidence to prove for or against beyond refute. Kind of like discussions about peak Safin, who gives a shit when it hardly ever existed, but it still wont stop his deluded stans for going overboard and saying all they will. Like with Pierce those once every 4 year moments when peak Pierce/peak Safin emerged has to be the very very best match of said legends career they destroy or beat too, in order to prove the point they wish they delude themselves of, lol!

This is totally different as peak Maria often plays and has proven to be irrelevant to even average Serena after the early fireworks of the rivalry in 2004-early 2005.

PetraReeMona
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:19 PM
Just like how she shit all over Kvitova this year

As you say .... Wimbledon is what people remember and Kvitova the rookie beat Sharapova is 2 sets in the Wimbledon final :rolls: :bounce: :hah: :spit:

So not only was Pova embarrassed in a final by someone who'd never ever been in a GS final before, she was humiliated at the Olympics too :sobbing: :hysteric:

All those people that saw Pova humiliated twice :oh:

Oops ... I forgot about the AO final bagelled by another rookie :tape:

Start da Game
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:26 PM
serena would have to donate games in order to make her opponent look better and save tv ratings......on every surface......

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:28 PM
As you say .... Wimbledon is what people remember and Kvitova the rookie beat Sharapova is 2 sets in the Wimbledon final :rolls: :bounce: :hah: :spit:

So not only was Pova embarrassed in a final by someone who'd never ever been in a GS final before, she was humiliated at the Olympics too :sobbing: :hysteric:

All those people that saw Pova humiliated twice :oh:

Oops ... I forgot about the AO final bagelled by another rookie :tape:

:oh: :scared:

NashaP
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:30 PM
:oh: :scared:

You are the most useless poster/troll I have ever seen. You contribute nothing to threads.

PetraReeMona
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:35 PM
You are the most useless poster/troll I have ever seen. You contribute nothing to threads.

Typical - haven't got an answer so gets personal :rolleyes::rolleyes:

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:37 PM
You are the most useless poster/troll I have ever seen. You contribute nothing to threads.

yeah I know. but I do aspire to be as useful and informative as you one day though because you're my role model :worship: -

Originally Posted by NashaP

And she looked damn good in that olympics outfit. Serena's manpussy was all hot and bothered on the other side.

Maybe you should worry more about Kvitova, who is Maria's bitch.

TheShowMustGoOn
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:43 PM
Serena by far, Maria got lucky previously but Serena is and always will be a class above.

NashaP
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:52 PM
yeah I know. but I do aspire to be as useful and informative as you one day though because you're my role model :worship: -

Yesss bitch, bow down. You have to learn from the best

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m726tsDp5U1rtjju7o2_250.gif

PetraReeMona
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:54 PM
yeah I know. but I do aspire to be as useful and informative as you one day though because you're my role model :worship: -

:happy: :oh:

PetraReeMona
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:55 PM
Yesss bitch, bow down. You have to learn from the best

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m726tsDp5U1rtjju7o2_250.gif

Absolutely

http://upload.3ode.net/files/53598.gif

:spit:

cjire
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:57 PM
Serena <3 way better ! Shara not won a match since 2004!!

jameshazza
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:58 PM
Isn't banlobotomy the one who says Peak Maria doesn't even exist? Or is that brickshitsuppoter?
It's hard to tell, the only difference is their name.

So I'm really struggling to find the need for this thread.

To answer the thread though, Serena. She does everything better and even Maria moving at her peak is still not fast enough to challenge her. Maria playing at her peak could make it very close a lot of the time but she would lose if Serena was in peak mode.

Only surface I could see Maria getting a win would be clay.

Slampova
Nov 16th, 2012, 08:59 PM
This thread is epic trolling :yawn:

Manitou
Nov 16th, 2012, 09:06 PM
This thread is epic trolling :yawn:

Pretty much as every thread on this forum ....
For the six months I have been here I haven't met anyone who is clean from this disease. I guess this is what you become after joining this. No matter how noble your original intentions are...



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NashaP
Nov 16th, 2012, 09:06 PM
Absolutely

http://upload.3ode.net/files/53598.gif

:spit:

At least Maria made the olympics final while Kvitova was busy nursing her bf into puberty

As for your comments about kvitova beating pova at wimbly, the only reason that final got so much attention was because Maria was in it. That was Kvitova's only win, and nobody cares much for her today because she has declined while Maria has blossomed into a beautiful goddess of tennis

Kasey
Nov 16th, 2012, 09:08 PM
:lol:

Well, according to NashaP (or whatever the name is) she needed toilet paper more than she needed tissues :happy: cuz she obviously shit herself :rolls:

I don't think she even needed to do that, Sarin shat on her that day.:worship:
Obviously in that case tissues aren't enough, so few rolls of paper could've been used by the Shrieking Razor to clean herself from that mess.:lol:
Or Martha did shit that day, you know she might have cought some digestion after being served a bagel and a breadstick:lol:

Start da Game
Nov 16th, 2012, 09:10 PM
This thread is epic trolling :yawn:

this thread is epic bullshit......a thread which shouldn't have been allowed to create at the first place......

i am going to create peak arvidsson vs peak sharapova next......

HRHoliviasmith
Nov 16th, 2012, 09:12 PM
I don't think she even needed to do that, Sarin shat on her that day.:worship:
Obviously in that case tissues aren't enough, so few rolls of paper could've been used by the Shrieking Razor to clean herself from that mess.:lol:
Or Martha did shit that day, you know she might have cought some digestion after being served a bagel and a breadstick:lol:

:hysteric: :rolls: :sobbing: