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Zhao
Jul 17th, 2012, 02:00 PM
Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.
Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.

"I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"

Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.

"Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.

Indeed he did have a growth.

By the age of 18, Falcon knew he had something special when his manhood reached a whopping 12 inches. His family jewel was hailed as the world's largest on record after an HBO documentary featured him in 1999. The Guinness Book of World Records does not record such feats, but Falcon did show his standout feature to Huffington Post executive editor Buck Wolf
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html#slide=1228166

Super Dave
Jul 17th, 2012, 02:18 PM
Falcon wasn't very happy about it, either. Here's some video. Falcon kick.

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Sammo
Jul 17th, 2012, 02:24 PM
http://team-faction-alpha-forum.1061783.n5.nabble.com/file/n5710177/obamafacepalm.jpg

ElusiveChanteuse
Jul 17th, 2012, 02:25 PM
:spit: Too bad he isn't hot looking. Or else I can see this thread reach 30 pages.:oh:

ranfurly
Jul 18th, 2012, 01:33 AM
Reminds me of the Mae West quote :-P

JustPetko
Jul 18th, 2012, 07:55 AM
:facepalm:

McPie
Jul 18th, 2012, 08:03 AM
:spit: Too bad he isn't hot looking. Or else I can see this thread reach 30 pages.:oh:

you got a point this time, Uncle Benny :spit:

charmedRic
Jul 18th, 2012, 02:18 PM
:spit: Too bad he isn't hot looking. Or else I can see this thread reach 30 pages.:oh:

:spit::spit::spit:


...I just LOL'ed for realsies and people are looking at me weirdly.

edificio
Jul 18th, 2012, 07:31 PM
That's too much penis. :eek:

It had to be said.