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TeamUla
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:02 AM
http://muzyka.onet.pl/wideo/karolina-wozniacka-oxygen,50079,w.html#play

:hysteric: Videoclip soon, can't wait :oh:
Dethrones Rebecca Black in terms of best song.

EDIT: uploaded it on youtube :worship:

zzHGPy8IPFQ

EDIT: Got deleted ;) Now it's here

http://martin2910.wrzuta.pl/film/4kdApq76Nx2/caroline_wozniacki_-_oxygen

AYUMI-GOAT
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:07 AM
:( only in Poland.

TeamUla
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:09 AM
Too bad! That totally owns Rebecca :hysteric:

TeamUla
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:12 AM
Only thing I can add that she will do the videoclip this month in Poland. ;)
EMI Music Poland and Polish Public Television are the partners.

AYUMI-GOAT
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:12 AM
Can you like steal it and upload it on youtube? :oh:

LoLex
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:22 AM
:spit:

"You're my match point" :rolls: O-o-o-xygen.

TeamUla
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:34 AM
GKReakket5M

uploaded! sorry for bad quality, just a fast record it was :oh:

AYUMI-GOAT
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:44 AM
thanks!

AYUMI-GOAT
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:46 AM
ouch that hurts my ears..

JJ all the way
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:57 AM
The tune isn't completely horrible....but her voice is so annoying!

AYUMI-GOAT
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:57 AM
Any lyrics?

TeamUla
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:22 AM
"O...o...oxygen You're my oxygen on the match point"! :oh:

LoLex
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:25 AM
I hope they're not going to play this during changeovers on any tournament :sobbing:

Sp!ffy
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:30 AM
At least it's better than her tennis.

Keegan
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:30 AM
I hope she sings this for Denmark in Eurovision :D :D

ranfurly
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:31 AM
She's no Cilla Black or Barbra Streisand that's for sure.

davidmario
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:46 AM
WTF is this shit?!

kapociak
Apr 3rd, 2012, 07:00 AM
Oh my ears :tape: That is nice portion of shit...
It's too bad for Caroline that she has agreed to "sing"...

Fantasy Hero
Apr 3rd, 2012, 07:03 AM
I hope she sings this for Denmark in Eurovision :D :D

:sobbing: this would be epic :lol:


actually you can't hear much from the youtube clip, but it sounds like a horrible auto-tuned thing :sobbing: why Caro?

aselto
Apr 3rd, 2012, 07:21 AM
Wow, they had to mute and distort her voice A LOT.

Jimmie48
Apr 3rd, 2012, 07:26 AM
Why do all famous people insist on singing even though they can`t? In a recent interview she even admitted that she can't really sing..

It's okay to say no sometimes girl :facepalm:

She doesn't seem to be particularly proud of it either, no mention on Twitter about any of this.

Vaidisova
Apr 3rd, 2012, 07:29 AM
:lol:

purerandomness
Apr 3rd, 2012, 07:48 AM
It doesn't sound like her. Need a HQ version.

Mightymirza
Apr 3rd, 2012, 07:57 AM
I cant understand the lyrics :o

tennis-insomniac
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:37 AM
:spit:

NashaMasha
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:54 AM
next Eurovision Contest winner? :happy::hah::rolls: Signing appeared to be much more complicated than moonballing

Sombrerero loco
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:59 AM
does she really sing there? :unsure:

Grigorpova
Apr 3rd, 2012, 09:10 AM
:eek:

Tone deaf even WITH AutoTune.

CWTennis
Apr 3rd, 2012, 09:13 AM
Caro :facepalm:

NashaMasha
Apr 3rd, 2012, 09:14 AM
Probably Caro was singing it in the bathroom ,where was recorded by someone called Rory

Shivank17
Apr 3rd, 2012, 09:18 AM
:spit: Oh Caro!

Juju Nostalgique
Apr 3rd, 2012, 09:46 AM
After her GS failure she's trying to get a Grammy. :spit: Attention seeker woman she is! :spit:

SpanishSuenos
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:05 AM
OMG :help:
I think that Rebecca Black is the worst.Now I will think about this opinion.
Please ,Caroline,stop siging,go playing!

Bismarck.
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:08 AM
Madonna just got her wig thoroughly snatched.

StoneRose
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:14 AM
Music's in a rather bad state nowadays, this is no exception :lol:.

TennisFan66
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:22 AM
It's a CHARITY recording, but insult ahead. I would personally not expect anything less from this board.

Fantasy Hero
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:23 AM
After her GS failure she's trying to get a Grammy. :spit: Attention seeker woman she is! :spit:

oh please :facepalm:
she did it for Charity!

Valanga
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:23 AM
This is a joke, right :tape:?

Aravanecaravan
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:32 AM
Get her together with William Hung for a duet ASAP. :)

borrowedheaven
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:33 AM
I can't understand a single word.

NashaMasha
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:36 AM
a song about leaving first position in WTA rating will be more relevant

for instance :
Ain't no Sunshine when she's gone
It's not warm when she's away
Ain't no Sunshine when she's gone
And she always gone to long anytime she goes away, hay

Tenis Srbija
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:43 AM
It's for charity, so :yeah: Caro!

TeamUla
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:00 AM
zzHGPy8IPFQ

High quality!

This is not charity song. :) This song is supposed to promote her Tennis Academy in Poland.

Fantasy Hero
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:08 AM
https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1231655927/22a5b0aa4b2e_normal.jpgCaroline Wozniacki ‏ @CaroWozniacki
A couple of busy days in Poland, shooting a music video for the charity song I recorded:)

Valanga
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:09 AM
Already looking at career choices I guess, but I would rather see her stick to her tennis.

Kworb
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:22 AM
zzHGPy8IPFQ

High quality!

This is not charity song. :) This song is supposed to promote her Tennis Academy in Poland.

Amazing song. :worship:

Sombrerero loco
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:25 AM
Amazing song. :worship:

http://www.frikipedia.es/images/5/57/Cabeza_caballo.gif

Israel
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:34 AM
That doesn't even sound like her. They made so many voice changes lol.

xr6turbo
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:35 AM
http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/Bigsteve87/Gifs/Fabulous-llama.gif

MaRearSharaPoova
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:39 AM
There mustn't have been much oxygen flowing to her brain when she decided to record this song

Pebbles
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:39 AM
the high note at 1:30 :worship:

AYUMI-GOAT
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:41 AM
Its actually good :bowdown:

BlueTrees
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:41 AM
Wozniacki desperate for extra money :awww: :hug:

Cosmic Voices
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:42 AM
i don't know what you bitches are all blasting it for
the empress seemed to like it :spit: :bowdown:

AYUMI-GOAT
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:43 AM
I pressed the replay button :bowdown:

TeamUla
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:45 AM
can't wait for the videoclip :worship:

AYUMI-GOAT
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:45 AM
I never knew she could sing :oh:

Pebbles
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:47 AM
"my name is caroline" :sobbing:

AYUMI-GOAT
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:49 AM
^ its so funny but her voice changes then.

Brena
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:55 AM
I've just become a fan.

perseus2006
Apr 3rd, 2012, 11:58 AM
Cute!

After tennis, a Rock Star!

Cp6uja
Apr 3rd, 2012, 12:01 PM
I don't know what she trying to prove with this, but she obviously take too personally all that early rounds loses in karaoke bar tournaments around the world where she spend hers free time between tennis matches :eek:

Pops Maellard
Apr 3rd, 2012, 12:06 PM
Better than Kim Kardashian's "Jam" :shrug:.

*Jean*
Apr 3rd, 2012, 12:08 PM
I don't dislike it. :sad:

Maria rocks
Apr 3rd, 2012, 12:28 PM
At least it's better than her tennis.

:lol:

AdeyC
Apr 3rd, 2012, 12:29 PM
Jo Durie's a good singer too - anyone remember Wimbledon Lawns :)

DefyingGravity
Apr 3rd, 2012, 12:30 PM
It's better than Kim Kardashian and that horrible shit the Real Housewives put out.

I could actually listen to this one, and she recorded it for charity. Good on you for having a go at music for charity.

Now if we could only get Serena to rap on the remix :devil:

Maria rocks
Apr 3rd, 2012, 12:34 PM
Jo Durie's a good singer too - anyone remember Wimbledon Lawns :)

No? Got a link?

MaRearSharaPoova
Apr 3rd, 2012, 12:34 PM
Oxygen by Caro, Sarin by Serena?

aguy9797
Apr 3rd, 2012, 12:43 PM
this is still in the spirit of the April Fools' Day, right?

backhandsmash
Apr 3rd, 2012, 12:45 PM
this is still in the spirit of the April Fools' Day, right?

No, it's for real.

deliverance.
Apr 3rd, 2012, 12:52 PM
This is the changes in her tennis about which she said?

aguy9797
Apr 3rd, 2012, 12:53 PM
No, it's for real.


well....Caro is obviously a renaissance woman.

We can expect her dissertation in nuclear physics to be published shortly.

evana
Apr 3rd, 2012, 12:56 PM
The video will be shoot in Warsaw, Bydgoszcz and Torun. cant wait, go Karo! :bounce: :D

aguy9797
Apr 3rd, 2012, 12:59 PM
The video will be shoot in Warsaw, Bydgoszcz and Torun. cant wait, go Karo! :bounce: :D

is it where her tennis academy is going to be located?

evana
Apr 3rd, 2012, 01:08 PM
is it where her tennis academy is going to be located?

Her academy is based in Torun. Here's the offical website: http://akademiakarolinywozniackiej.pl/ ;)

@danieln1
Apr 3rd, 2012, 01:13 PM
I thought it was "oxygent"

claypova
Apr 3rd, 2012, 01:17 PM
'my name is Caroline' :hysteric:

aguy9797
Apr 3rd, 2012, 01:19 PM
Her academy is based in Torun. Here's the offical website: http://akademiakarolinywozniackiej.pl/ ;)

Thank you. Great news for tennis development in the Torun area.

Brena
Apr 3rd, 2012, 01:28 PM
The lyrics are actually quite profound. There is indeed nothing more important than oxygen on Woz's MPs since she always plans to play them by pushing to death.

Sombrerero loco
Apr 3rd, 2012, 01:34 PM
"my name is caroline" :bowdown:

Mistress of Evil
Apr 3rd, 2012, 01:35 PM
I need a drink ...

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnlwq16hfZ1qbgi86o1_500.gif

HelloKitty
Apr 3rd, 2012, 01:38 PM
She should stick to tennis :)

Novichok
Apr 3rd, 2012, 01:38 PM
After her GS failure she's trying to get a Grammy. :spit: Attention seeker woman she is! :spit:

Bitch please. :spit: You are in every thread that mentions Caro. :rolleyes:

Anyway, good for you Caro. :yeah: So charitable. :hearts: :inlove: :hearts:

Blu€
Apr 3rd, 2012, 02:22 PM
You rock it girl! :lol::rocker2:
Videoclip must be epic! :inlove:

Mary Cherry.
Apr 3rd, 2012, 02:22 PM
Cannot understand a word :hysteric:

What I want to know is why they kept it under wraps for over a year? Surely the best time to release it would be while she was #1? Poor Caro probably won't be able to remember the words now.

goldenlox
Apr 3rd, 2012, 02:30 PM
Now's a good time, after 2 mandatories and no tier I's for a few weeks.
Caroline was asked in a tv interview before that NYC exo with Maria about what she would do after tennis, she said probably acting and fashion design. Didnt mention singing, but its a lucrative field

Jane Lane
Apr 3rd, 2012, 02:38 PM
:rolls: It totally sounds like Wozniacki I don't know what you people are on about.

:hysteric: My name is Caroline

melodynelson
Apr 3rd, 2012, 02:40 PM
This is without a doubt the best thing she's contributed in her career.

Emina.
Apr 3rd, 2012, 02:41 PM
:o:o:o

Siderophyre
Apr 3rd, 2012, 02:43 PM
She must be an adherent of the well-known British maxim that you can do whatever ridiculous thing you want and make as big an arse of yourself as possible - AS LONG AS IT'S FOR CHARITY.

GoLdEnSeToV
Apr 3rd, 2012, 02:52 PM
Haha what a fantastic voice!!
Caroline Sunshine Star! Eurovision now! Dennmark will in! :D

zigga
Apr 3rd, 2012, 02:54 PM
my name is caroline :haha:
Well, at least it is for charity. But it would be funny if they played it during changeovers in tournaments :lol:

Jane Lane
Apr 3rd, 2012, 02:58 PM
It'll be like that song Wyclef Jean wrote about Venus :lol:

GoLdEnSeToV
Apr 3rd, 2012, 02:58 PM
It will be the Wozniacki's Open anthem at tournament in Copenhagen!!

Pebbles
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:00 PM
VERSE 1
You're in the air so I can keep on breathing, breathing
You know exactly how to keep my world spinning, spinning
Won't let you go, boy don't you know you are the air I breathe, the air I need
When you're around me I can feel my heart is beating, beating
I wanna show you, wanna tell you how I'm feeling, feeling
So come with me, so I can touch your body(?)
Don't make me wait, don't hesistate

CHORUS
You're my OX-OX-OXYGEN
I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you, I'm breathing you in
OX-OX-OXYGEN
I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you, I'm breathing you in
O-X-Y-G-E-N, OXYGEN
Ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah
-INAUDIBLE-
Ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah

VERSE 2
You're like the gravity that's pulling me, it's pulling me
And every time you take a look at me I'm falling, falling
Just scream my name, scream it again and again
You turn me on, you're in my zone
Yeah
Yeah

CHORUS
You're my OX-OX-OXYGEN
I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you in, I'm breathing you in
OX-OX-OXYGEN
I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you in, I'm breathing you in
O-X-Y-G-E-N, OXYGEN
Ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah
-INAUDIBLE-
Ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah

BRIDGE
Yo, what's your name girl?
My name is Caroline
Yo, what's your name girl?
My name is Caroline
Yo, what's your name girl?
My name is Caroline
Caroline, you're my match point
Boy, you're my match point

You're my OXYGEN
You're my
You're my
You're in my zone

CHORUS X2

--
you're welcome.

backhandsmash
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:05 PM
It will be the Wozniacki's Open anthem at tournament in Copenhagen!!

It very probably will be.

Laura_VeeFan
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:06 PM
This song is beautiful.

Caroline is coming for those Grammys and that worldwide smash.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmxz4KLSo1qjyqp2.gif

GoLdEnSeToV
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:07 PM
"o, what's your name girl?
My name is Caroline
Yo, what's your name girl?
My name is Caroline
Yo, what's your name girl?
My name is Caroline
Caroline, you're my match point
Boy, you're my match point"

EPIC!!! Hahaha

TeamUla
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:07 PM
This guy gonna show up in the videoclip (I guess as Caro's "oxygen") :spit:

http://d.webgenerator24.pl/k/r//gr/4k/qzxrg8gswcww4wgoow0goc04ggc/komisarz-alex.1000.jpg
http://www.fakt.pl/m/Repozytorium.Obiekt.aspx/-650/-550/faktonline/634675020979172694.jpg

dsanders06
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:07 PM
I don't get it. Like it's not even funny, just........weird :lol:

flareon
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:08 PM
I can see it in clubs, I do not like how they changed her song so much but hmm.

MB.
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:08 PM
My mouth dropped open when I heard her start singing.

I though this was a horrible joke :hysteric: Karoline...

sammy01
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:09 PM
awwwwwwwwww hope it is for a deaf charity :tape:

GoLdEnSeToV
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:09 PM
Kuba Wesołowski and dog! :D
I can't :D

AliceMariaRenka
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:10 PM
This song is beautiful.

Caroline is coming for those Grammys and that worldwide smash.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmxz4KLSo1qjyqp2.gif

:lol: One of the most moving musical masterpieces since I Do Want To Be Beside the Seaside and Knees Up Mother Brown.

TeamUla
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:10 PM
http://i.iplsc.com/-/0001IG30LON9CXPQ-C102.jpg

NeKo
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:11 PM
I hope she sings this for Denmark in Eurovision :D :D

No way, Soluna Samay is too good to be replaced.

dsanders06
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:14 PM
I'm still not understanding. It's not outrageously bad enough for it to feel like it was an intentional novelty song (the "My name is Caroline" bit aside :lol: ), but it's also not good enough surely that they believed it was going to be a respectable song :lol:

backhandsmash
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:14 PM
No way, Soluna Samay is too good to be replaced.

I had to google who that was. :lol:

Melange
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:14 PM
At least it's better than her tennis.

:yeah:

benbest
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:15 PM
Where's the high quality update link?

Sammo
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:15 PM
What... the heck was that?


EDIT: OMG at the like-dislike ratio in youtube :hysteric: 51 likes 483 dislikes :hysteric::hysteric::hysteric:

Pebbles
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:16 PM
Where's the high quality update link?
the first post was updated with it I think. it's still not exactly great quality.

Aravanecaravan
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:17 PM
What... the heck was that?


EDIT: OMG at the like-dislike ratio in youtube :hysteric: 51 likes 483 dislikes :hysteric::hysteric::hysteric:

I'm tellin' ya--she's the new William Hung....

You know, that guy on American Idol who (barely) covered Ricky Martin's "She Bangs".

C. Drone
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:19 PM
http://dallasstars4life.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/brittany-fist-pump.gif

Melange
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:19 PM
Get her together with William Hung for a duet ASAP. :)

bitch please even William Hung has his standards

Just Do It
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:19 PM
I like the rhythm :scared:

NeKo
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:23 PM
I had to google who that was. :lol:

LOL, I'm not even danish, but I'm a fan of Eurovision and her song this year is great. She has a pretty chance to win, in my opinion.

Fantasy Hero
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:23 PM
:unsure: the song got in my head and i can't take it away and...yes i know it's bad, but i start to enjoy it :lol:

Laura_VeeFan
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:25 PM
Why are so many people hating on Caroline and this pop masterpiece :awww:

You're my OX-OX-OXYGEN
I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you, I'm breathing you in
OX-OX-OXYGEN
I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you, I'm breathing you in
O-X-Y-G-E-N, OXYGEN

What kind of poetic lyrics?

http://i42.tinypic.com/e7mc8g.gif

Sammo
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:26 PM
Right now I'm listening to the song while watching this video :happy:

ALHObkStAt0

Stonerpova
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:28 PM
:hysteric: :explode:

Melange
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:29 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2ir4taf.gif

Miracle Worker
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:29 PM
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/20400000/Rebecca-rebecca-black-20489447-320-180.gif

Amazing song :worship:

Valanga
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:30 PM
A shoe-in for the Grammys next year

StoneRose
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:34 PM
What... the heck was that?


EDIT: OMG at the like-dislike ratio in youtube :hysteric: 51 likes 483 dislikes :hysteric::hysteric::hysteric::lol:, they're not all idiots on youtube.

Just Do It
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:35 PM
:unsure: the song got in my head and i can't take it away and...yes i know it's bad, but i start to enjoy it :lol:

Same here :hysteric: I have it on repeat :(

Fantasy Hero
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:36 PM
now it's two songs about her :lol:

kd7ox62s8ZI

but her song is of such another level :bowdown:

silverwhite
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:41 PM
She has entertained me more in 3 minutes than in the hours of tennis I've seen her play :hysteric:

NeKo
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:42 PM
That's what happens if you listen to that song in the car....

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gifs-car-wash-fail.gif

tripwires
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:43 PM
I thought it was an April Fool's joke. It's actually real. :speakles:

silverwhite
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:43 PM
Amazing song. :worship:

Start a thread on Pulse :oh:

Cinek
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:47 PM
:facepalm:

Sammo
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:50 PM
I thought it was an April Fool's joke. It's actually real. :speakles:

Me too :spit:

saul1333
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:50 PM
Not that bad. Better than some of today's music.

backhandsmash
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:52 PM
Now all we need is a cover by Vika of Tears for Fears' SHOUT!

WowWow
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:53 PM
This song is beautiful.

Caroline is coming for those Grammys and that worldwide smash.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmxz4KLSo1qjyqp2.gif

:haha:

Patrick345
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:56 PM
Is this another one of her legendary pranks like the boxing kangaroo, the investigative journalist, the balloon clown and the world #1 tennis player?

SpanishSuenos
Apr 3rd, 2012, 03:57 PM
Any lyrics of this song?

Sabinator.
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:03 PM
OMG, I can't understand the lyrics :hysteric: Her voice is sooooooooo auto-tuned :tape:

Bonfire
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:04 PM
it was SO worth the wait:worship::lol:
it actually rivals some of the stuff I hear on the radio
surprised it turned out this good

my name is Caroline:lol:
can't wait to see the video now

WowWow
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:08 PM
She does sound like she could use some oxygen.

CloudAtlas
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:10 PM
Her singing is just plain hilarious. It is for charity, but even so this has to be another episode of Wozniacki the Troll, or maybe my view of Danish pop in terms of quality is incredibly naive :lol:

Having said that , lyrically the song is no worse than those put out by the the likes of Miss Rihanna and Miss Perry. :sobbing:

evana
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:14 PM
They should've got her to record the Official Euro 2012 Song. :oh: I mean who knows this Oceana girl, Caroline is much more famous, would be far better promotion for the event. :devil:

killerqueen
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:15 PM
Wtf, is this actually her? :lol: I saw this thread a few times today and thought it was some kind of joke thread! :lol:

Cajka
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:17 PM
What... the heck was that?


EDIT: OMG at the like-dislike ratio in youtube :hysteric: 51 likes 483 dislikes :hysteric::hysteric::hysteric:

In this moment almost 700 dislikes, but only 300 views. :rolleyes: Some carohater is completely retarded.

LindsayRulz
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:22 PM
And every time you take a look at my ranking me I'm falling, falling. :oh:

Brena
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:25 PM
In this moment almost 700 dislikes, but only 300 views. :rolleyes: Some carohater is completely retarded.

It's Beyonce's, Rhianna's & co.'s entire teams trying to make Caro's hit irrelevant out of fear. :o

FORZA SARITA
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:30 PM
shameless :facepalm:

Cajka
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:31 PM
It's Beyonce's, Rhianna's & co.'s entire teams trying to make Caro's hit irrelevant out of fear. :o

I understand that the views update is not accurate but 700 likes/dislikes is too much.

toxina90
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:33 PM
she sounds like she has nose/chest infection :scared:

Miracle Worker
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:35 PM
I understand that the views update is not accurate but 700 likes/dislikes is too much.

We have to wait for update few hours :oh: And after update it will be bigger hit than Friday, Friday...

TennisFan66
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:37 PM
Had a chance to actually listen to it. It's not my personal taste, but neither is all that xfactor, Britain got talent, Idol, Pop star reality tv show, manufactured, plastic cr@p, which youngsters these days appear to worship. To me this tune sounded similar to those ..

However, Caroline's single is for charity, which makes all the difference in the world. I'm good with it. :yeah:

FORZA SARITA
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:37 PM
Yo, what's your name girl?
My name is Caroline
Yo, what's your name girl?
My name is Caroline
Yo, what's your name girl?
My name is Caroline
Caroline, you're my match point
Boy, you're my match point


this is way worse than Friday :happy:

Fantasy Hero
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:39 PM
if you put an Avicii or David Guetta feature next to the name is going to have 10k+ views and likes in no time :shrug:

FORZA SARITA
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:41 PM
if you put an Avicii or David Guetta feature next to the name is going to have 10k+ views and likes in no time :shrug:

even for them this song is too shitty :lol:

DragonFlame
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:43 PM
Seriously... how much can you digitally remaster? Her voice sounds like a friggin robot. :tape:

Nicolas
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:50 PM
Not worse than all the crap we're hearing on radio stations :shrug:

Melange
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:51 PM
Seriously... how much can you digitally remaster? Her voice sounds like a friggin robot. :tape:

people think the standard of music is the best its ever been

bbjpa
Apr 3rd, 2012, 04:51 PM
Worst sh** ever :help:

Whoever created Auto-tune :o

Fantasy Hero
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:06 PM
i've just realized we don't know how's the campaign and what's the charity for...maybe they wanted to do something like: "if you donate we make her stop singing" :shrug: :lol:

HelloKitty
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:09 PM
Top featured video in Denmark :lol:

CloudAtlas
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:16 PM
i've just realized we don't know how's the campaign and what's the charity for...maybe they wanted to do something like: "if you donate we make her stop singing" :shrug: :lol:



It's for Polish Paralympic athletes I think.

Brena
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:16 PM
I understand that the views update is not accurate but 700 likes/dislikes is too much.

Well, it's YT. A choir of angels would get thrashed there. :lol:
BTW, I didn't dislike it, cross my heart!

Adrian.
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:24 PM
Ridiculous bad :haha::happy::facepalm:

It's even worse than her tennis...:sobbing::hysteric:

Trickle
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:25 PM
I thought this was a late April Fools. I can't believe it's real. I know a few people already said this but I'm going to say it again because I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL.

Bismarck.
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:29 PM
people think the standard of music is the best its ever been

Who?

Adrian.
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:31 PM
It's shit, but I can't stop listening to it :tears:

TennisFan66
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:31 PM
It's for Polish Paralympic athletes I think.

Thank you.

This thread epitomizes, that in this forum opinions are based on the player involved and not the issue.

Caroline records a single for charity, which should be commended imho, but instead we have the usual suspects from every Caroline thread making their usual snipe insults ...

Fantasy Hero
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:32 PM
It's shit, but I can't stop listening to it :tears:

welcome to the club :sobbing:

NeKo
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:32 PM
If it's that bad, then why you cannot stop listening it?

hankqq
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:34 PM
:singer: "I'm breathing you, I"m breathing you, I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you in" :dance:

.TheGroke.
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:36 PM
She has entertained me more in 3 minutes than in the hours of tennis I've seen her play :hysteric:

I know. :hysteric: Can't believe I actually like this. :hearts: :tape:

Eurovision now! Dennmark will in! :D

That would be her best shot at winning anything big. :rolls:

NeKo
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:45 PM
Actually, there is a big chance for Denmark to win Eurovision this year, but not with this song :))

VeeJJ
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:52 PM
Sounds like Shakira if you ask me.

Sombrerero loco
Apr 3rd, 2012, 05:53 PM
"my name is caroline" :hearts:

Soliloque
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:08 PM
So that's what the mayas were talking about.

Dan_Doe
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:24 PM
I suppose many have already said it, but this is even more embarrasing than her tenis:facepalm:

jedw
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:24 PM
Errr, for real?

I don't listen to much "modern" pop music. Is this supposed to sound like this? is that really Caro?

It easily could be a parody sounding like that.

:help:

Rocketta
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:26 PM
Oh MY! :eek:

deadparrot
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:27 PM
The music reviewer from the Danish tabloid Ekstra Bladet rated the song zero stars :haha:

http://ekstrabladet.dk/musik/dkalbum/article1737056.ece

Some choice translated quotes:

Headline: Wozniacki Single Gets Bageled

"Her debut single is a momentous double fault"

"To no surprise, the song is neither avantgarde jazz nor death metal but rather dumb blonde pop. Completely hopeless and bereft of musicality"

"A vocoder makes the star sound like Minnie Mouse after falling into a bucket full of Bacardi Breezers"

Jane Lane
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:31 PM
WHY CAN'T I STOP LISTENING :hysteric:

Adrian.
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:33 PM
WHY CAN'T I STOP LISTENING :hysteric:

THIS!!!11!11!! :sobbing:

Corswandt
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:33 PM
The music reviewer from the Danish tabloid Ekstra Bladet rated the song zero stars :haha:

http://ekstrabladet.dk/musik/dkalbum/article1737056.ece

Some choice translated quotes:

Headline: Wozniacki Single Gets Bageled

"Her debut single is a momentous double fault"

"To no surprise, the song is neither avantgarde jazz nor death metal but rather dumb blonde pop. Completely hopeless and bereft of musicality"

"A vocoder makes the star sound like Minnie Mouse after falling into a bucket full of Bacardi Breezers"

That's needlessly nasty. Even the Danes are kicking ~*Princess Karolina*~ when she's down. :sad:

V-MAC
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:34 PM
I would have loved for her to cut loose on the "What's your name girl?" section.

"What's your name girl?
My name is Caroline

What's your name girl?
But they call me pusher

What's your name girl?
Baby, you can call me Sunshine"

:p

volta
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:35 PM
In this moment almost 700 dislikes, but only 300 views. :rolleyes: Some carohater is completely retarded.

What in the name of Twilight Zone :spit:

Jane Lane
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:36 PM
In this moment almost 700 dislikes, but only 300 views. :rolleyes: Some carohater is completely retarded.

Nah that always happens. Jenna Marbles will post videos every Wednesday that get thousands of likes but will only say 300 or so views for a while. It's a YT glitch.

Fantasy Hero
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:37 PM
WHY CAN'T I STOP LISTENING :hysteric:

because you just end up pushing the ball botton back all the time :p :hysteric:

PetraReeMona
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:38 PM
VERSE 1
You're in the air so I can keep on breathing, breathing
You know exactly how to keep my world spinning, spinning
Won't let you go, boy don't you know you are the air I breathe, the air I need
When you're around me I can feel my heart is beating, beating
I wanna show you, wanna tell you how I'm feeling, feeling
So come with me, so I can touch your body(?)
Don't make me wait, don't hesistate

CHORUS
You're my OX-OX-OXYGEN
I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you, I'm breathing you in
OX-OX-OXYGEN
I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you, I'm breathing you in
O-X-Y-G-E-N, OXYGEN
Ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah
-INAUDIBLE-
Ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah

VERSE 2
You're like the gravity that's pulling me, it's pulling me
And every time you take a look at me I'm falling, falling
Just scream my name, scream it again and again
You turn me on, you're in my zone
Yeah
Yeah

CHORUS
You're my OX-OX-OXYGEN
I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you in, I'm breathing you in
OX-OX-OXYGEN
I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you in, I'm breathing you in
O-X-Y-G-E-N, OXYGEN
Ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah
-INAUDIBLE-
Ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah

BRIDGE
Yo, what's your name girl?
My name is Caroline
Yo, what's your name girl?
My name is Caroline
Yo, what's your name girl?
My name is Caroline
Caroline, you're my match point
Boy, you're my match point

You're my OXYGEN
You're my
You're my
You're in my zone

CHORUS X2

--
you're welcome.


Well done! :clap2:

Hmm from the words..... I wonder who this song is about? :hehehe: I think we know don't we? :devil:

Adrian.
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:39 PM
People, YOUTUBE is updating views numbers only once a day, so that's why there are 300 views but nearly 1000 Likes and dislikes :p

goldenlox
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:39 PM
Now we can all sing along!

Originally Posted by Pebbles http://imgsrv2.tennisuniverse.com/wtaworld/images/buttons/red/viewpost.gif (http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?p=21211744#post21211744)
VERSE 1
You're in the air so I can keep on breathing, breathing
You know exactly how to keep my world spinning, spinning
Won't let you go, boy don't you know you are the air I breathe, the air I need
When you're around me I can feel my heart is beating, beating
I wanna show you, wanna tell you how I'm feeling, feeling
So come with me, so I can touch your body(?)
Don't make me wait, don't hesistate

CHORUS
You're my OX-OX-OXYGEN
I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you, I'm breathing you in
OX-OX-OXYGEN
I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you, I'm breathing you in
O-X-Y-G-E-N, OXYGEN
Ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah
-INAUDIBLE-
Ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah

VERSE 2
You're like the gravity that's pulling me, it's pulling me
And every time you take a look at me I'm falling, falling
Just scream my name, scream it again and again
You turn me on, you're in my zone
Yeah
Yeah

CHORUS
You're my OX-OX-OXYGEN
I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you in, I'm breathing you in
OX-OX-OXYGEN
I'm breathing you, I'm breathing you, breathing you in, I'm breathing you in
O-X-Y-G-E-N, OXYGEN
Ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah
-INAUDIBLE-
Ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah, ey yeah

BRIDGE
Yo, what's your name girl?
My name is Caroline
Yo, what's your name girl?
My name is Caroline
Yo, what's your name girl?
My name is Caroline
Caroline, you're my match point
Boy, you're my match point

You're my OXYGEN
You're my
You're my
You're in my zone

CHORUS X2

--
you're welcome.

PetraReeMona
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:45 PM
:lol: One of the most moving musical masterpieces since I Do Want To Be Beside the Seaside and Knees Up Mother Brown.

:lol::lol:

And I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles ;)

olivero
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:48 PM
this is utterly bad but it's not much different from other today's pop crap :oh:

oh and all those comments in this thread :hysteric: gotta love TF

Dan_Doe
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:48 PM
I don't even know what's worse, her voice (wonder how it sounds without autotune :tape:) or the lyrics. Just heard it for the second and last time in my life. And I thought no girlish voice could be worse than Justin Bieber's :spit:

Aravanecaravan
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:53 PM
Hope the charity was for deaf kids....

égalité
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:53 PM
Yes, work! :worship:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/vehiclesshockme/GIF%203/KxDMA.gif

NashaMasha
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:53 PM
88 likes and 930 dislikes :facepalm:

Dan_Doe
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:58 PM
Hope the charity was for deaf kids....

THIS!:lol:

Laura_VeeFan
Apr 3rd, 2012, 06:59 PM
People obviously don't understand the hidden meaning behind this song :rolleyes: :oh:

Who will be laughing when Caroline snatches Adele's wig and walks home with 8 Grammys next year?

FedererBulgaria
Apr 3rd, 2012, 07:03 PM
88 likes and 930 dislikes :facepalm:

FINALLY she is popular :lol:

NashaMasha
Apr 3rd, 2012, 07:10 PM
FINALLY she is popular :lol:

she can calculate exactly her devoted fans either:lol:

Brena
Apr 3rd, 2012, 07:12 PM
Hope the charity was for deaf kids....

:sobbing:

The music reviewer from the Danish tabloid Ekstra Bladet rated the song zero stars :haha:

http://ekstrabladet.dk/musik/dkalbum/article1737056.ece

Some choice translated quotes:

Headline: Wozniacki Single Gets Bageled

"Her debut single is a momentous double fault"

"To no surprise, the song is neither avantgarde jazz nor death metal but rather dumb blonde pop. Completely hopeless and bereft of musicality"

"A vocoder makes the star sound like Minnie Mouse after falling into a bucket full of Bacardi Breezers"

She should have most definitely gone for death metal.

aguy9797
Apr 3rd, 2012, 07:12 PM
Caro is making a fool of herself.

It would be easier just to cut a check for 100,000, if she really wanted to support some charity.

DokDi
Apr 3rd, 2012, 07:13 PM
OMG. :hysteric:

I like the beat. :sobbing:

.TheGroke.
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:04 PM
I can't stop listening. I just can't. :haha::sobbing:

goldenlox
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:06 PM
As a marketing strategy, putting it out as The Masters starts is the right move. Now she has to hang with her boyfriend and make sure everyone knows she has a single out.

Kairi
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:07 PM
Its growing on me :hysteric:

dsanders06
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:08 PM
As a marketing strategy, putting it out as The Masters starts is the right move. Now she has to hang with her boyfriend and make sure everyone knows she has a single out.

:sobbing:

NeKo
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:12 PM
Who wrote the song? I hope you'll tell me that Caro did, otherwise if that guy is a professional songwriter, he must retire now. I don't even expect him to make his contribution public after such a mess.

Adrian.
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:12 PM
I think the song let the site crash :oh::haha::hysteric:

goldenlox
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:16 PM
I want to see the video!

Caroline Wozniacki ‏ @CaroWozniacki

A couple of busy days in Poland, shooting a music video for the charity song I recorded:)

PetraReeMona
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:17 PM
As a marketing strategy, putting it out as The Masters starts is the right move. Now she has to hang with her boyfriend and make sure everyone knows she has a single out.

:spit:
http://www.badinia.com/uploaded_images/sadly_deluded-788737.jpg

Queenpova
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:17 PM
wtfffff

@danieln1
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:23 PM
98 likes 1043 dislikes

Poor Caro :hysteric:

It´s not even that bad, she isn´t a professional singer, people are ridiculous

Aramitz_II
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:27 PM
That's needlessly nasty. Even the Danes are kicking ~*Princess Karolina*~ when she's down. :sad:

Well Ekstra Bladet is a nasty newspaper, so that is this is to be expected.

Martian Jeza
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:30 PM
Plain Horrible :help: :help: :help: :help:

You have enough money yourself Caro : don't ask people who have much less money than you to buy that "masterpiece" *cynical* *sarcastic*

goldenlox
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:35 PM
Its for charity, so lets hope it does well

Her first song, titled "Oxygen," has been released, with the angle that its proceeds will benefit Danish and Polish Paralympic teams

Vincey!
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:35 PM
Ouch.....why did she even do that? Is it any sort of charity thingy? cuz there's no way they actually thought it would be worth it.

guichard
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:37 PM
GKReakket5M

uploaded! sorry for bad quality, just a fast record it was :oh:
it says the video is private

n1_and_uh_noone
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:37 PM
The music reviewer from the Danish tabloid Ekstra Bladet rated the song zero stars :haha:

http://ekstrabladet.dk/musik/dkalbum/article1737056.ece

Some choice translated quotes:

Headline: Wozniacki Single Gets Bageled

"Her debut single is a momentous double fault"

"To no surprise, the song is neither avantgarde jazz nor death metal but rather dumb blonde pop. Completely hopeless and bereft of musicality"

"A vocoder makes the star sound like Minnie Mouse after falling into a bucket full of Bacardi Breezers"

:happy: Music (I am not going to say 'art') critics will be the death of me.

It did not sound like her AT ALL. Death to digital pitch correction :fiery:, would have been cool if they had retained the original, since this is not going to contest for Grammys or anything :lol:.

Anyway, recorded for charity with lyrics like "You turn me on, Come with me so I can touch your body" :o (I can't tell if "you are in my zone" was actually something else)?

Lulu.
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:40 PM
Never again... :facepalm:

postalblowfish
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:40 PM
It was aight.

Drake1980
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:41 PM
Omfg

TeamUla
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:44 PM
it says the video is private

This was a bad quality one so it's not on public view anymore. :) Instead watch the one on the first post.

Valanga
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:48 PM
@BenRothenburg Top comment on Wozniacki song is in Danish. "Kan vi blive enige om at hun er polak nu?" Translation: "Can we agree that she is Polish now?"

postalblowfish
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:55 PM
The music reviewer from the Danish tabloid Ekstra Bladet rated the song zero stars :haha:

http://ekstrabladet.dk/musik/dkalbum/article1737056.ece

Some choice translated quotes:

Headline: Wozniacki Single Gets Bageled

"Her debut single is a momentous double fault"

"To no surprise, the song is neither avantgarde jazz nor death metal but rather dumb blonde pop. Completely hopeless and bereft of musicality"

"A vocoder makes the star sound like Minnie Mouse after falling into a bucket full of Bacardi Breezers"

When people do this whole cynical-intellectual-comedy-review thing it's pretty ridiculous sometimes.

It has a long way to go to beat this (http://www.punknews.org/review/2881), anyway.

Aravanecaravan
Apr 3rd, 2012, 08:59 PM
@BenRothenburg Top comment on Wozniacki song is in Danish. "Kan vi blive enige om at hun er polak nu?" Translation: "Can we agree that she is Polish now?"

I have to admit--this one is pretty inspired. :lol:

guichard
Apr 3rd, 2012, 09:06 PM
This was a bad quality one so it's not on public view anymore. :) Instead watch the one on the first post.
Ok i thought there was more on the second one

bobito
Apr 3rd, 2012, 09:22 PM
Caro has no more business singing in public than Susan Boyle does playing in the main draw at Wimbledon.

Valanga
Apr 3rd, 2012, 09:24 PM
I feel bad for Caro being thrown under the bus by people of her own country :sobbing:

Laura_VeeFan
Apr 3rd, 2012, 09:25 PM
The "my name is Caroline" bit gets me everytime :hysteric:

Sammo
Apr 3rd, 2012, 09:31 PM
@BenRothenburg Top comment on Wozniacki song is in Danish. "Kan vi blive enige om at hun er polak nu?" Translation: "Can we agree that she is Polish now?"

:hysteric:

TeamUla
Apr 3rd, 2012, 09:38 PM
Videoclip backstage pictures :oh:

http://www.pomorska.pl/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery?Site=PO&Date=20120403&Category=galeria&ArtNo=403009983&Ref=PH&Params=Itemnr=5

antonella
Apr 3rd, 2012, 09:48 PM
Just pray this singing infection doesn't pass on to Sorana Cristea.

goldenlox
Apr 3rd, 2012, 09:50 PM
I like this timing. Right before Rory plays The Masters, then Caroline plays Copenhagen.
If the song gets some traction maybe they can make some charity money & make people aware of the paralympics

Shvedbarilescu
Apr 3rd, 2012, 09:51 PM
Was that really only 3 minutes and 23 secords? It felt a lot longer. A LOT LONGER. :unsure:

LoLex
Apr 3rd, 2012, 09:52 PM
Videoclip backstage pictures :oh:

http://www.pomorska.pl/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery?Site=PO&Date=20120403&Category=galeria&ArtNo=403009983&Ref=PH&Params=Itemnr=5

They're doing it in Torun :lol: :sobbing: Perfect place for this kind of sh*t.

I feel like the party's starting. Desperately waiting for the video.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmxw1lDvYw1qexvtu.gif

TeamUla
Apr 3rd, 2012, 09:54 PM
Tomorrow they are shooting in Bydgoszcz. You can go. Apparently there are looking for dummies. :oh:

LoLex
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:00 PM
Tomorrow they are shooting in Bydgoszcz. You can go. Apparently there are looking for dummies. :oh:

You're kidding me? :sobbing: Where did you read this?

Sammo
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:02 PM
Just pray this singing infection doesn't pass on to Sorana Cristea.

Or to Ivanovic :sobbing::haha::happy::rolls::lol::spit:

TeamUla
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:02 PM
www.pomorska.pl

Miracle Worker
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:02 PM
Why she picked one of the worst Polish actor to her video? :scratch:

Poor Toruń, and poor Bydgoszcz :oh:

Edit: Even Shazza has better songs than this s***.

LoLex
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:14 PM
Shame, they didn't write details. But well, thank you. I'm not going. That would be too traumatizing for me.

Sammo
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:21 PM
The guy who is going to appear in her videoclip looks like a pedophile.

Charlatan
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:22 PM
but why the heck is the majority of the comment section about 'molesting kids' and 'pedo'? :hysteric:

Corswandt
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:23 PM
When people do this whole cynical-intellectual-comedy-review thing it's pretty ridiculous sometimes.

It has a long way to go to beat this (http://www.punknews.org/review/2881), anyway.

But when done well, you can get Internet classics such as this famous example (http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/3736-you-can-feel-me/).

Or that old one about a goth metal girl band in which, among other gems, the reviewer said they looked like "the Muppet Babies version of L7".

tennisbum79
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:23 PM
So, this is true?

I thought it was a joke

Sammo
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:24 PM
but why the heck is the majority of the comment section about 'molesting kids' and 'pedo'? :hysteric:

WTF...

Umberella
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:38 PM
"Yo! What's your name gurl?
My name is Caroline!!"

HAHAHAHA oh caro, made me laugh so much. No doubt that the song is SO catchy though. I kind of like it.