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nasty nick#2
Nov 16th, 2002, 12:46 PM
Hur sänker man ett norskt fartyg?"
"Man sjösätter det."


Har ni hört om norrmannen som köpte vattenskidor? Sedan dess har han letat efter en sjö med backe."

Varför stoppar norrmännen huvudet i tvättmaskinen?"
"För att de vill se Lödder."

Varför använder alltid norska kirurger gummihandskar?"
"För att inte lämna fingeravtryck."

En norrman kom in till en läkare och meddelade att han såg dubbelt.
"Sätt er ner på soffan", sa doktorn.
"Vilken av dom?"

Varför äter inte norrmännen saltgurka?"
"Dom får inte ner huvudet i burken!"

Helikopter störtade på kyrkogård i Norge, hittills har man funnit 350 döda."

Vet du varför norrmän inte jobbar som hissskötare?"
"För att de åker vilse efter andra våningen

Vilken skillnad är det på en dator och en norrman?"
"Datorn behöver bara instruktioner en gång."

Vad är det, som är mer än en mil långt och har en IQ på 23?"
"Norrmän i ett demonstrationståg

Vet du, vad norrmannen sa, som blev skjuten i pannan?"
"Nej!"
"Det var nära ögat."

Varför har du rakat dig i nacken?"
"Hoppsan, jag har visst satt skjortan bak och fram."

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Nov 16th, 2002, 12:47 PM
pfffff!!!!!!!!! *slap*!!!!!!!!!!

http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/ruinkai/spanka.gif

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Nov 16th, 2002, 12:49 PM
En nordmann inviterer sin svenske venn på lunsj. Svensken kommer hjem til nordmannen, og finner er lapp (note) på døren: "Hahahaha, jeg lurte deg! jeg er ikke hjemme!!!!!!" Så legger svensken igjen en lapp: "Hahaha, lurte deg og, for jeg var aldri her!!!!!!"

Jetta
Nov 16th, 2002, 12:51 PM
haha dumb Norwegians http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/ez/ezpi_wink1.gif

Josh
Nov 16th, 2002, 12:53 PM
Pfff I don't like Marri's joke! :p

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Nov 16th, 2002, 12:54 PM
*slap* http://65.68.63.156/mysmilies/contrib/edoom/Wizard.gif

Jetta
Nov 16th, 2002, 12:55 PM
pffffff marri you got eaten

nasty nick#2
Nov 16th, 2002, 12:58 PM
watcha think about mine Josh? If u understand them.

Mercury Rising
Nov 16th, 2002, 01:00 PM
It's so funny to read, but I hardly understand it *sad*

nasty nick#2
Nov 16th, 2002, 01:01 PM
i bet u belgians have some dustch jokes too.

Josh
Nov 16th, 2002, 01:02 PM
I understood most of them. The one with the heli in the cemetery is cool and also the IQ one. ;)

nasty nick#2
Nov 16th, 2002, 01:02 PM
http://www.xtratime.com/images/smilies/thefinger.gif

war smilie : )

Mercury Rising
Nov 16th, 2002, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by Stinger
En nordmann inviterer sin svenske venn på lunsj. Svensken kommer hjem til nordmannen, og finner er lapp (note) på døren: "Hahahaha, jeg lurte deg! jeg er ikke hjemme!!!!!!" Så legger svensken igjen en lapp: "Hahaha, lurte deg og, for jeg var aldri her!!!!!!"
A Norwegian invites his Swedish friend(?) for lunch. or something, I think, and then I'm lost *confused*

Josh
Nov 16th, 2002, 01:09 PM
A Norwegian invites his Swedish friend for lunch. When the Swede arrives, he finds a note on the door : "Hahaha, I fooled you cause I'm not home." So the Swede writes his own note : "Haha, I fooled you too cause I'm going away (back home)."

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Nov 16th, 2002, 02:12 PM
"Coz i was never here" Josh......... ;)

Josh
Nov 16th, 2002, 02:14 PM
Oops, blame it on the Norwegian. ;)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Nov 16th, 2002, 02:15 PM
pfffffffff

http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/cwm/cwm/silly.gif

Josh
Nov 16th, 2002, 02:17 PM
Hey you should be impressed that I was able to understand 95% it! :p

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Nov 16th, 2002, 02:55 PM
lol, of course i'm impressed!!! i just had to use that smiley coz it's so damn cool!!!!!!!!!

Mercury Rising
Nov 16th, 2002, 03:03 PM
A helicopter crashes on a graveyard and they find 350 dead people?

Mercury Rising
Nov 16th, 2002, 03:03 PM
Btw, thanks for the translation Josh, it resembles to Dutch :D

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Nov 16th, 2002, 03:04 PM
yeah....

Mercury Rising
Nov 16th, 2002, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by Stinger
yeah....
Woohoo!
Can you please translate the IQ joke :)

Maajken
Nov 16th, 2002, 03:34 PM
i so love these languages...you guys should have a thread :p;)

nasty nick#2
Nov 16th, 2002, 04:59 PM
U Angelica?

Maajken
Nov 16th, 2002, 06:18 PM
yeah ive thrown off my innocent angelic cover since no one bought it anyway.. *wink*

nasty nick#2
Nov 16th, 2002, 08:45 PM
Goddess Maeike, that's far from innocent :-)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Nov 17th, 2002, 12:56 PM
Maeike :D i just love that name!! i can say it like a 100 times!!! Maeike................... ++++++ :bounce:

Nick - made enough fun of us now?? :p

nasty nick#2
Nov 17th, 2002, 12:57 PM
yeah but i suspected some more "counter-attacks" from your side :-D

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Nov 17th, 2002, 12:58 PM
um... nah.... my brain isn't working right, right now....... lol

nasty nick#2
Nov 17th, 2002, 01:00 PM
How was your party btw?

Josh
Nov 17th, 2002, 01:01 PM
I'm coming to your rescue Marri, but only this one time! ;)

Vet du hvordan du skal få en svenske til å le på nyttårsaften?
Svar: Fortelle en vits på julaften! :p

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Nov 17th, 2002, 01:03 PM
it was good!!! :-D I haven't been laughing that much for a looooooooong time! http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

what did you do?

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Nov 17th, 2002, 01:04 PM
OMG!!!!! JOSHHHH!!!!!!!!!! omg!!!!1 lmao!!!!! http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/geno/rofl.gif

wooohooooo!!!! thanks!!!! lmao!!! thank one was good *wink*

nasty nick#2
Nov 17th, 2002, 01:16 PM
U mean yesterday? I played and watched football (Big Grin)


Josh, how come u understand scandinavian?

Josh
Nov 17th, 2002, 01:23 PM
My great-grandmother was Swedish and even though I never knew her, it sparked my interest I guess.