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MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 27th, 2012, 07:36 AM
:oh:

Was that shade to Venus :cool:

young_gunner913
Jan 27th, 2012, 07:53 AM
We're shading Venus? :oh:

Yoncé
Jan 27th, 2012, 08:05 AM
9 already :haha: 10 by next week

Serena_Williams_
Jan 27th, 2012, 09:18 AM
So are we starting a new one in 10 days? :lol:

brickhousesupporter
Jan 27th, 2012, 11:16 AM
subscribes.

Annie.
Jan 27th, 2012, 12:37 PM
That's how you fight

http://i39.tinypic.com/hwdch3.jpg

Kairi
Jan 27th, 2012, 01:29 PM
:haha: already?..

Pump-it-UP
Jan 27th, 2012, 03:25 PM
Nah... I bet this one will last til Miami. :oh:

Serena_Williams_
Jan 27th, 2012, 03:26 PM
:haha: already?..

You should not be surprised :lol:

young_gunner913
Jan 27th, 2012, 08:58 PM
AKB, get in on this. http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=20854269&postcount=564

Be his publicist. He's probably your type. He likes Venus too, yall can reminisce. :oh:

Kairi
Jan 27th, 2012, 09:07 PM
my type? what's that supposed to mean? :o ....and what do 'Publicists' DO in that Mr.TF thing exactly?

ExXotikal
Jan 28th, 2012, 12:02 AM
:oh:

Was that shade to Venus :cool:

Now at least someone is here to keep her a relative amount of relevant. http://uploadir.com/u/ypc894

ExXotikal
Jan 28th, 2012, 12:09 AM
I QUIT LIFE!MMTF contestant (http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=11604981&postcount=10)

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 12:18 AM
I QUIT LIFE!MMTF contestant (http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=11604981&postcount=10)

:hearts: is that your new man? :awww:
granpa is packin' :yeah: good for you :cheer:

Serenus Christ
Jan 28th, 2012, 12:32 AM
I QUIT LIFE!MMTF contestant (http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=11604981&postcount=10)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly8fhbXxqz1ql5yr7o1_400.gif

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 03:03 AM
Team Vika tonight :rocker2:

ampers&
Jan 28th, 2012, 03:07 AM
Maria all the way bitches. :hearts: My flu is keeping me in but I will not stay up to watch the match. Afterall, she's no Serena. :sobbing:

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 03:09 AM
Team Vika tonight :rocker2:

Yes Victoria. I want blonde strands and acne scabs to cover the court tonight.

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 03:14 AM
Maria all the way bitches. :hearts: My flu is keeping me in but I will not stay up to watch the match. Afterall, she's no Serena. :sobbing:

I have a soft spot for Martha, but I do NOT want all of the hype that comes with her
a) getting back to #1
b) winning another major


Not tonight.

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 03:21 AM
god, just imagine Madmax if Maria wins :hysteric: .i think i'd prefer Vika winning/and Vikapower's impending scripture tbh :o

it-girl
Jan 28th, 2012, 03:23 AM
I don't even have a remote spot for Martha, and I do NOT want all of the hype that comes with her
a) getting back to #1
b) winning another major
c) any & everything else


Not tonight, not tomorrow, not this year, not next year, not even the year after that and this pattern goes on and on.Co-sign, after a few minor adjustments:)

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 03:24 AM
I QUIT LIFE!MMTF contestant (http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=11604981&postcount=10)

OMFG. :bigcry::bigcry: At first I thought MMTF was a code word for some freaky orgy or something. :o But somehow it ended up being even worse. :sobbing:

Gdsimmons
Jan 28th, 2012, 03:24 AM
No way in the hell that my black ass is gonna go out of my way to watch this final. If I happen to be up at oh 3 in the morning Ill probably watch. But I hope when I wake up that Vika has pulled magic out of a hat and won.

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 03:25 AM
OMFG. :bigcry::bigcry: At first I thought MMTF was a code word for some freaky orgy or something. :o But somehow it ended up being even worse. :sobbing:

Of course you did bitch. :lol:

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:09 AM
Yeah, I'm not watching this shit.

I'm going to bed.

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:10 AM
Go Vika :yawn:

donellcarey
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:16 AM
Wow new one.

donellcarey
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:17 AM
And yea I woke up for the final, hoping it would be great.

hBence
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:22 AM
Team Masha today! Hey Jamie!:dance:

doni1212
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:29 AM
I really need to know what songs Vika listens to before the match. I know it's some type of hip hop but she definitely was gettin' it with her little moves, :lol:

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:29 AM
Ugh...I guess I'll stay up.

donellcarey
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:34 AM
lol change ur mind huh

englando08
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:35 AM
I'm rooting for Azarenka but won't be dissapointed if Maria wins. If Serena ain't in it, I don care too much.

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:38 AM
Pam is already coming for them about the grunting. :lol:

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:42 AM
Here we go...

Serenus Christ
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:43 AM
sharapova ftw.

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:43 AM
:crying2: It's like two owls hooting at each other.

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:45 AM
Good for Chrissie paying homage to Sarin.

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:45 AM
:crying2: It's like two owls hooting at each other.

Them skipping '07 was SO predictable.... :o

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:48 AM
Vika is nervous as fuck. :o

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:48 AM
Oh Chris Fowler....so pressed :o

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:50 AM
6 UE's from Vika in 10 points? Dinara is about to get her wig snatched. :rolls::crying2:

englando08
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:51 AM
Vika missing early already. She is so nervous.

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:52 AM
:o

Serenus Christ
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:52 AM
6 UE's from Vika in 10 points? Dinara is about to get her wig snatched. :rolls::crying2:

Let's see Vika DF on match-point :hysteric:

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:52 AM
Come on Viktoria!

Olórin
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:54 AM
Sharapova is playing well, but Vika definitely hindered by the nerves :awww:
Her serving is awful!

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:54 AM
Fuck this. :lol:

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:57 AM
Here we go...

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:57 AM
Get a break here now.

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:57 AM
Where the hell has this Allez come from? :lol: Justine teas. I thought she was doing it to get under Kimothy's skin, but she's doing it against Maria now too? :o

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:58 AM
Alright....

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:59 AM
She is NOT fucking wih Martha.

doni1212
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:00 AM
Let's see Vika DF on match-point :hysteric:

Oh shit! 09 against Sveta at the French right? Poor Dinara.

Where the hell has this Allez come from? :lol: Justine teas. I thought she was doing it to get under Kimothy's skin, but she's doing it against Maria now too? :o

Isn't her coach French? Maybe that has something to do with it, :shrug:

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:00 AM
COME ON!! :cheer:

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:01 AM
6 straight points for Vika :oh:

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:02 AM
10 straight points :lol:

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:03 AM
6-2 6-0 :oh:

Tech1
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:03 AM
Keep it going, Vika!!!

englando08
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:04 AM
Vika finnaly settled down and playing her game. Lets go Vika!

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:05 AM
Kaman :armed:

donellcarey
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:05 AM
6-2 6-0 :oh:

:oh:

Serenus Christ
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:06 AM
maria playing like crap..

HRHoliviasmith
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:09 AM
couldn't sleep. :o

ExXotikal
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:11 AM
Maria's serve keeping her afloat :lol: pure comedy

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:11 AM
Maria can only keep serving to Vika's FH for so long. She has to keep her honest. :o

doni1212
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:12 AM
Wow! Great D there from Vika.

Serenus Christ
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:13 AM
I can't at Vika grunting on a defensive slice lob :hysteric:

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:14 AM
Come on Vika. Hold here.


I need Fowler to get Sarin's name outta his mouth.

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:15 AM
Pwned her. :lol:

ExXotikal
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:15 AM
Both bishes MEAN it!!

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:16 AM
Maria can't hit through her.

doni1212
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:17 AM
Come on Vika. Hold here.


I need Fowler to get Sarin's name outta his mouth.

Thank you!!!

HRHoliviasmith
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:19 AM
Thank you!!!

what is he saying? i'm watching on a stream.

Serenus Christ
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:19 AM
Maria's hair looking unkept :sobbing:

Serenus Christ
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:21 AM
Df :hysteric:

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:21 AM
Another DF :haha:

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:21 AM
:haha:

Olórin
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:23 AM
Martha will need all her fight to win this match :oh:

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:25 AM
Take this BP!!

Tech1
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:26 AM
Oh yeah!

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:26 AM
COME THE FUCK ON!! :woohoo:

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:26 AM
5-3 :dance:

Serenus Christ
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:26 AM
Who is the guy in Vika's box? Looks familiar..

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:26 AM
Hang it up flatscreen.

vml
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:26 AM
Yassss

vml
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:27 AM
Now hold bitch! Think of the cash you're gonna make!

HRHoliviasmith
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:29 AM
:lol:

doni1212
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:29 AM
I'm so stunned! I definitely expected Maria to win this match in 2.

vml
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:29 AM
allleeeez

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:29 AM
COME THE FUCK ON!!!!! 6-3!! :woohoo:

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:29 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:30 AM
6 of the last 7 games to win the 1st set :oh:

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:30 AM
Are we about to have 4 first-time slam winners in a row??? :lol::lol:

WTA :help:

HRHoliviasmith
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:30 AM
I'm so stunned! I definitely expected Maria to win this match in 2.

um what did chris fowler say about serena.

ExXotikal
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:30 AM
Very impressed with Vika! Quite honestly I don't see how Maria can beat up unless she angles it out and stops playing hard down the middle of the baseline.

Annie.
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:32 AM
Y'all this match is soooooooo good!!!!! so far....

Olórin
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:34 AM
Amazing how much has changed in 4 years. Sharapova playing this match in 2008 would have won in straights, but not anymore.

Her serve is too vulnerable and therefore she has to rally a lot more - which means inevitable doom against an elite baseliner like Vika :lol:

HRHoliviasmith
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:34 AM
Y'all this match is soooooooo good!!!!! so far....

:cheer: :bounce:

it's not over yet though....and this is vika that we are talking about. :scared:

doni1212
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:34 AM
um what did chris fowler say about serena.

He's made a few slick comments but at that point he was talking about how players need slices, drop shots and finesse to beat Sharapova. Then he said except Serena. But it wasn't like he meant it as a compliment. He was implying that she basically beats Maria with just a power game like that's all she has, :rolleyes:

doni1212
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:35 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

vml
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:35 AM
Come On Come On Come On

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:35 AM
DEATH DEATHHHHHHHHHH :haha::haha::haha:

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:35 AM
LMAO Vika just ended Maria's life on that BP. :rolls:

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:35 AM
*cackles* :haha:

Annie.
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:36 AM
:cheer: :bounce:

it's not over yet though....and this is vika that we are talking about. :scared:

Vika knows Pova ain't shit anymore. As long as she holds her nerves...and her serve, she should be fine. :bounce:

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:36 AM
Vika is READING her. Literally. :rolls:

HRHoliviasmith
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:38 AM
ya'll are cold. :lol:

Serenus Christ
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:41 AM
I feel like Vika is just going to implode any game now..

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:41 AM
I feel so bad for Maria though, not gonna lie.

vml
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:42 AM
Go Go Go

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:42 AM
She is running up all over Martha. :lol: 8/9 games.

ExXotikal
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:43 AM
Maria's tactics are kinda off to me...

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:43 AM
8 of last 9 games :cool:

Lulu.
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:43 AM
Hope she can keep it together. She's doing well so far.

englando08
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:43 AM
C'mon Vika! Get yo first slam girl!

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:43 AM
:spit: where was she going....

MrProdigy555
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:44 AM
Snatch it, Azarenka!

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:44 AM
Maria's tactics are kinda off to me...

She has tactics? :lol:

vml
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:45 AM
2 Bp.

Olórin
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:45 AM
At least keep it competitive Maria :facepalm:
These people paid good money.

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:46 AM
Damn Vika... let the girl win a game. :help: If Serena can't bagel her, I don't want your ass to do it either. :o

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:46 AM
:haha:

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:46 AM
:crying2:

vml
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:46 AM
Liiiife

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:46 AM
:hysteric: This is too good.

Annie.
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:46 AM
Yasssssssss

doni1212
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:46 AM
I'm going to say it again. I'm stunned and shocked. I can't believe that!

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:47 AM
Damn Vika... let the girl win a game. :help: If Serena can't bagel her, I don't want your ass to do it either. :o

Serena is a good Jehovah's Witness, so she is being kind. :angel:

ExXotikal
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:47 AM
I'm starting to feel for Maria now :o She aib't no Rena, she doesn't play them GS at will :o

MrProdigy555
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:47 AM
Le snatch snatch snatch. :lol:

englando08
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:48 AM
Yep! Vika is not a good match up for maria. She returns well moves well and won't be overpowered by her. As long as Vika can hold her nerve and that's a big if, she should win

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:48 AM
Hogstedt better have a can of ladies rogaine on standby...

Salve
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:50 AM
I'm starting to feel for Maria now :o She aib't no Rena, she doesn't play them GS at will :o

Girl, I know you over there in Paris shakin' yo ass at this score-line :o

shoutout to oliviasmith for letting me know this thread existed :o

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:51 AM
4-0 :hearts::hearts::hearts:

Lulu.
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:52 AM
I can't stop smiling. :lol:

Annie.
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:53 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/35btcte.gif

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:53 AM
This is hilarious :sobbing:

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:53 AM
She's gonna get bagelled isn't she :bigcry:

Olórin
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:55 AM
I can't stop smiling. :lol:

http://i42.tinypic.com/35btcte.gif

This is hilarious :sobbing:

I popped over to Siberian Siren and unsurprisingly their mood is the polar opposite to that :haha:

Lots of "oh gods" "whyyys" and talk of suicide pacts. Made me chuckle :lol:

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:55 AM
Vika, drop it. :help:

MrProdigy555
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:55 AM
Lmao at Azarenka being a bitch to the umpire by simply smiling at her. hahahaha.

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:56 AM
:spit: This match.

vml
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:56 AM
This teen in Vika"s box looks like Del Potro's brother.

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:56 AM
Who is that cute blonde in Masha's camp :drool: YUMMMMM

Salve
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:56 AM
I feel like Vika is just going to implode any game now..

Right :o

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:56 AM
OMFG :speakles:

Annie.
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:57 AM
I popped over to Siberian Siren and unsurprisingly their mood is the polar opposite to that :haha:

Lots of "oh gods" "whyyys" and talk of suicide pacts. Made me chuckle :lol:

I will definitely be heading over there after this is over w/ to get some laughs. I know there are going to be some absolute gems in there. :hearts:

doni1212
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:57 AM
I know Vika was NOT just singing, :rolls:

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:58 AM
I swear Vika is quoting "Watch The Throne" lyrics :haha:

doni1212
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:58 AM
The Pusher's going to be soooooooooooooo jealous, :drool:

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:59 AM
I said I was getting Dinara teas, but I thought it was gonna be the other way around. :speakles: Holy shit. :crying2:

Serenus Christ
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:59 AM
:sobbing:

vml
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:59 AM
LOL at Maria being reduced to a total VIP.

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:59 AM
Holy shit :haha:

Salve
Jan 28th, 2012, 08:59 AM
Aza's swag :inlove: :hearts:

Serena_Williams_
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:00 AM
YASSS Vika,a bagel please

ExXotikal
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:00 AM
Girl, I know you over there in Paris shakin' yo ass at this score-line :o

shoutout to oliviasmith for letting me know this thread existed :o

Ya shakin yo ass when there is suspens, I don't see any babygirl. Vika been already thinking about the mean fashion she gonna rock tonite for the photo op.
Chanel Pumps and Tina Knowles sequins

http://i42.tinypic.com/35btcte.gif

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:00 AM
Now they're discounting 2007 :haha: :o

Annie.
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:00 AM
Give Her Nothing Vika!!!!!!

Salve
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:01 AM
The Pusher's going to be soooooooooooooo jealous, :drool:

Gurl, I am sooo over you :spit: You have found SOME way to relate this to Woniacki's tired ass :sobbing:

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:02 AM
Damn you net cord. :o

MrProdigy555
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:03 AM
The Pusher's going to be soooooooooooooo jealous, :drool:
That's so dirty, lmao. :lol:

Salve
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:03 AM
*booty claps*

Olórin
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:04 AM
Ok Im mad Azarenka has beat Maria as bad as Serena :o

Pathetic final :lol:

doni1212
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:04 AM
Now they're discounting 2007 :haha: :o

2007 was still the better beat-down even if Vika does get this bagel!

Gurl, I am sooo over you :spit: You have found SOME way to relate this to Woniacki's tired ass :sobbing:

You know it's true, :lol:

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:04 AM
MP :eek:

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:04 AM
I have my .gif :oh:

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:04 AM
Yessssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ntosake
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:04 AM
I'm just waking up yall, wut I miss?:devil:
Looks like Vika got that ass real good! Yeah!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:

englando08
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:04 AM
Chrissy stop making excuses for sharapova! Vika just waxed that ass that's all!

it-girl
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:05 AM
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serena_Williams_
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:05 AM
YASSSSSSSSSS,another Sharapova beatdown!

ExXotikal
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:05 AM
Brava Vika!! Ain't even mad!! Maria acted like such a bish, that handshake :o

Tech1
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:06 AM
Congrats Vika!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lny5y7nPg51qzjix8.gif

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:06 AM
:bigcry: :haha:

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:08 AM
SNATCHED.MARIA.BALD.


:haha:

Salve
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:08 AM
This bitch... Chrissy... just said "at least she has a wedding to look forward to." I just cannot.

Ntosake
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:08 AM
Damn! DAtabase error already!

J.Bravo
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:10 AM
Poor Martha, she looks so disheartened! LoL

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:11 AM
Christina Fowler still bringing up 2004 Wimby. :crying2: This pressed bitch wont let up.

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:12 AM
This bitch... Chrissy... just said "at least she has a wedding to look forward to." I just cannot.

http://www.gifsoup.com/view2/1100510/baby-falling-over-laughing-o.gif

Serenus Christ
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:13 AM
Ah Lucifer in the flesh! Martina....

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:13 AM
COKETINA HANDING OUT THE TROPHY :hearts:

doni1212
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:13 AM
That's so dirty, lmao. :lol:

I love it! She knows she's watching and hasn't even congratulated her on Twitter, :o

This bitch... Chrissy... just said "at least she has a wedding to look forward to." I just cannot.

I missed that! Damn she's cold!

MrProdigy555
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:14 AM
This bitch... Chrissy... just said "at least she has a wedding to look forward to." I just cannot.
Lmao. That shady bitch.

Annie.
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:14 AM
This bitch... Chrissy... just said "at least she has a wedding to look forward to." I just cannot.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2hczqfl.jpg

Annie.
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:15 AM
Hingis looks cute! What did she do? :lol:

shoryuken
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:16 AM
COKETINA HANDING OUT THE TROPHY :hearts:

now I wish Serena won :lol:

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:16 AM
When I first joined here a year ago, I remember arguing with a troll about how "weak" Serena's run to the title was here in 2010 because she only beat 1 slam champion in Justine. 12 months later, and Petra/Na/Vika/Sam are all slam champions too. Suck it. :devil:

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:17 AM
DEAD @ Chrissie. :bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shoryuken
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:18 AM
Poor Martha, she looks so disheartened! LoL

As happy as I am, I agree I feel a bit sorry for her :lol: She won as many games as she did against Sarin in 2007 :tape:

MrProdigy555
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:18 AM
I feel bad for Sharapova...... :-/

doni1212
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:20 AM
Hingis looks cute! What did she do? :lol:

My thoughts exactly, :rolls:

now I wish Serena won :lol:

Right?! Hingis would've been so fucking bitter, :lol:

doni1212
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:21 AM
Suzanne bouncing from box to box, :o

Annie.
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:21 AM
I'm going to go get a few laughs from Siberian Siren then I'm calling it a night. :wavey:

Serenus Christ
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:21 AM
Sharapova side-eying Vika DEATH.

Serenus Christ
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:22 AM
Suzanne bouncing from box to box, :o

I bet she started in Maria's and quickly RAN for Vika's
:sobbing:

young_gunner913
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:23 AM
Wingis is looking fierce. How many days sober is she?

Tech1
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:23 AM
Nice runner-up speech, Maria!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljyrqyLSUK1qzjix8.gif

harloo
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:25 AM
This bitch... Chrissy... just said "at least she has a wedding to look forward to." I just cannot.

Chrissie is a straight up cold heart bitch.:lol: SMH. I'm glad Azarenka won but that was lethal.

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:26 AM
Vinas won a major more recently than Martha :hysteric:

Olórin
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:28 AM
This bitch... Chrissy... just said "at least she has a wedding to look forward to." I just cannot.

Chrissie is a legend :sobbing:

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:29 AM
http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=452397&page=172

:sobbing:

ExXotikal
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:31 AM
Hingis looks cute! What did she do? :lol:

I know! As hard as folks tried to make her happen, she's never been a looker. Sometimes people need to find a beautiful player so they settle or the most basic caucasian bishes :lol:

Diesel
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:33 AM
Vinas won a major more recently than Martha :hysteric:


:haha:

Warms my heart.

HRHoliviasmith
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:43 AM
Ah Lucifer in the flesh! Martina....

COKETINA HANDING OUT THE TROPHY :hearts:

:lol: :lol: they are really trying to keep that chick relevant. :rolleyes:

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=452397&page=172

:sobbing:

OMG...OMG...that first page is pure comedy. *DEATH* RIP Oliviasmith :sobbing:

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:52 AM
Suzanne bouncing from box to box, :o

now you see THIS is how you catch VD..c'mon Suzanne :o

doni1212
Jan 28th, 2012, 09:54 AM
I'm about to bump the hell out of some threads and then I'm going to bed, :lol:

harloo
Jan 28th, 2012, 10:01 AM
:lol: :lol: they are really trying to keep that chick relevant. :rolleyes:



OMG...OMG...that first page is pure comedy. *DEATH* RIP Oliviasmith :sobbing:
:bounce::bounce:Hey Olivia. She did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! Hahahaha!!!!!!!

HRHoliviasmith
Jan 28th, 2012, 10:05 AM
:bounce::bounce:Hey Olivia. She did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! Hahahaha!!!!!!!

OMG you don't know how happy and relieved I am. maaaaan.....i just unpacked all the stuff i was taking with me to the moon. :lol:

it-girl
Jan 28th, 2012, 10:14 AM
I cannot believe how happy this made me:lol: Vika man handled Maria.

it-girl
Jan 28th, 2012, 10:16 AM
OMG you don't know how happy and relieved I am. maaaaan.....i just unpacked all the stuff i was taking with me to the moon. :lol::lol:Yes, it's safe to stay now. Comet "hype" that was heading this way was terminated.:oh:

it-girl
Jan 28th, 2012, 10:20 AM
Can someone make a gift of Vika snatching Maria's wig?

Bijoux0021
Jan 28th, 2012, 10:29 AM
:lol:Yes, it's safe to stay now. Comet "hype" that was heading this way was terminated.:oh:
Thank GOD.

Thanks, Vika. :worship:

BuTtErFrEnA
Jan 28th, 2012, 10:33 AM
thanks to vika I can now safely stay in the milky way :cheer:

Yoncé
Jan 28th, 2012, 10:43 AM
This was so good :sobbing: bought back so many good '07 memories :cheer: And the hype is again slaughted :sobbing: Joy

Ntosake
Jan 28th, 2012, 10:46 AM
OMG you don't know how happy and relieved I am. maaaaan.....i just unpacked all the stuff i was taking with me to the moon. :lol:

:lol:

Ntosake
Jan 28th, 2012, 10:49 AM
:lol:Yes, it's safe to stay now. Comet "hype" that was heading this way was terminated.:oh:

Thank God!

it-girl
Jan 28th, 2012, 11:13 AM
This is that score that was just showing on the Australian Open website:

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=4872dd773f&view=att&th=1352438e5daaeff0&attid=0.1&disp=inline&safe=1&zw

Only Maria is up 5 - 2 in the 2nd set now.

SerenaMJ
Jan 28th, 2012, 12:14 PM
Only 3 games for Sharapova, just like in AO2007, but if I remember well Serena did it quicker than Vika, didn't she? Vika 1h22min, Serena if I remember well in around 1h.

Bijoux0021
Jan 28th, 2012, 01:22 PM
http://www.gifsoup.com/view2/1100510/baby-falling-over-laughing-o.gif
I love this gif. May I borrow it sometimes?

Galsen
Jan 28th, 2012, 02:11 PM
Lol What happened gurl? *thinking of Cinderella gif*
Waiting for frenchie . I knew Vika would trash her.

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 02:18 PM
Wait a sec, wasn't she supposed to win again because she wore white? :scratch: :oh:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jan 28th, 2012, 02:20 PM
Urgh, my iPhone was stolen last night in a club..it has like my entire identity/passwords etc. :o

ps: Just saw Maria got snatched :haha: how did this happen?

Gdsimmons
Jan 28th, 2012, 02:25 PM
Maria lost 6-3 6-0? Is that a love set?

http://i.imgur.com/Kk8hw.gif

But I thought this was the best she's been playing ever?

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 02:30 PM
Last year they (a select group of crazy Mashabators/trolls) were making fun of Serena for winning the fewest amount of games out of the 4 GS finals:oh: how ironic....

BuTtErFrEnA
Jan 28th, 2012, 03:03 PM
Wait a sec, wasn't she supposed to win again because she wore white? :scratch: :oh:

wait what?? :lol:

BuTtErFrEnA
Jan 28th, 2012, 03:04 PM
Urgh, my iPhone was stolen last night in a club..it has like my entire identity/passwords etc. :o

ps: Just saw Maria got snatched :haha: how did this happen?

reported it already?

ampers&
Jan 28th, 2012, 03:21 PM
Urgh, my iPhone was stolen last night in a club..it has like my entire identity/passwords etc. :o

ps: Just saw Maria got snatched :haha: how did this happen?
Bummer dude. Sorry. Hope you got the insurance so you could at least get a free new phone! I'm so afraid of losing mine/gettin it stolen. :sobbing:

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Maria....total and complete fail. Oh my god. What a snatching. DEF glad I didn't stay up for it. I considered it too. :o

brickhousesupporter
Jan 28th, 2012, 03:54 PM
Urgh, my iPhone was stolen last night in a club..it has like my entire identity/passwords etc. :o

ps: Just saw Maria got snatched :haha: how did this happen?
Did you try activating the gps function to locate it? Then go over there and ask the motherfuc... for your phone.

MrProdigy555
Jan 28th, 2012, 03:59 PM
LMAO at the "Siberian Siren" thread. One of them was like "some aces please", bitch...she is NOT Serena. :lol: And when it got to 2-2 (in the FIRST set) one of them said "Masha has given up" lmao!

What is wrong with them? :haha:

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 04:02 PM
wait what?? :lol:

From the minute pics of her dress were leaked, that's what people (some Masha fans to be precise :oh:) were saying. Memories of 2008 and :lol: superstition I guess :haha:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jan 28th, 2012, 04:02 PM
reported it already?

I have to still to report it to the police (still hungover) I notified my carrier and changed all my saved passwords and ids.

It was weird though, because I was just sat there with my friends and the apple and smirnoff cans were only 70p , so we were all drunk as hell. It got stolen in the middle of that.

Had to take a night bus back home and it was scary to try and navigate london without a smartphone :o

Bummer dude. Sorry. Hope you got the insurance so you could at least get a free new phone! I'm so afraid of losing mine/gettin it stolen. :sobbing:

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Maria....total and complete fail. Oh my god. What a snatching. DEF glad I didn't stay up for it. I considered it too. :o

My insurance was up a couple of months ago, so I can't get a new one. Have to go back to the normal feature phones till I can get another one.

I heard, the state in which Maria's game is, its such a pity.

Did you try activating the gps function to locate it? Then go over there and ask the motherfuc... for your phone.

That only works for iPhone 4, mine was a iPhone 3gs.

MrSerenaWilliams
Jan 28th, 2012, 04:07 PM
Maria lost 6-3 6-0? Is that a love set?

http://i.imgur.com/Kk8hw.gif

But I thought this was the best she's been playing ever?



Last year they (a select group of crazy Mashabators/trolls) were making fun of Serena for winning the fewest amount of games out of the 4 GS finals:oh: how ironic....

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyf7auMC7k1rn95k2o1_250.gif

Right....interesting how their player got her follicles YANKED.


But let me guess, they're going to blame this on the shoulder and say she still hasn't "come back" all the way.

Yet SERENA who went from ranked outside the top 150 to the US Open final in about 7 weeks (handing out breadsticks to both Martha AND Vika) is never going to win another major :o

brickhousesupporter
Jan 28th, 2012, 04:17 PM
That only works for iPhone 4, mine was a iPhone 3gs.
I am not trying to shade your phone or anything, but who steals those 3gs phones. You can get that for free here.

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jan 28th, 2012, 04:27 PM
I am not trying to shade your phone or anything, but who steals those 3gs phones. You can get that for free here.

I know right, but it was a proper student club, and we students are always low on cash.

MrProdigy555
Jan 28th, 2012, 04:33 PM
I'm still going through that thread, and one of them said

"at least she's not getting bageled/breadsticked" :oh:

shoryuken
Jan 28th, 2012, 05:02 PM
Wait a sec, wasn't she supposed to win again because she wore white? :scratch: :oh:

she was supposed to win the golden slam this year :lol:

sweetadri06
Jan 28th, 2012, 05:13 PM
Back from the dead. I'm happy Vika won, obviously she was the most inform player of the tournament and winning Sydney as well. She got number one in style by winning the slam. I'm still bitter about Ree going home early, if she jsut reached the QF i know she would have won this tournament.

SerenaMJ
Jan 28th, 2012, 05:17 PM
Back from the dead. I'm happy Vika won, obviously she was the most inform player of the tournament and winning Sydney as well. She got number one in style by winning the slam. I'm still bitter about Ree going home early, if she jsut reached the QF i know she would have won this tournament.


yes, she would've won if only she had her ankle at 100%, but well injuries happen at the worst times sometimes.

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 05:18 PM
I can't wait until Paris :devil:

it-girl
Jan 28th, 2012, 05:25 PM
I tried to share this here earlier before I put it in general messages. But The AO website had Maria winning the final 6-2 in the 2nd. Can you imagine how happy a Maria fan could have been until they find/found out the truth?

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-G5irJyu_mR0/TyQvqGIZ33I/AAAAAAAAAA8/rftKt0V3Nbw/s512/Vika%2520vs%2520Maria.PNG

Stamp Paid
Jan 28th, 2012, 05:29 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/2hczqfl.jpg:haha:

Thats an insane scoreline, damn Maria. :lol: Generation Suck is coming into their own on Sharapova's back, it seems.

Kairi
Jan 28th, 2012, 05:29 PM
I'm dying just thinking about it :haha: imagine if Madmax/Dsanders was too nervous to watch the final on TV/visit Siberian Siren, so he sticks to the website's livescores, then rushes to TF when he sees the false score....poor thing :crying2:
I tried to share this here earlier before I put it in general messages. But The AO website had Maria winning the final 6-2 in the 2nd. Can you imagine how happy a Maria fan could have been until they find/found out the truth?

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-G5irJyu_mR0/TyQvqGIZ33I/AAAAAAAAAA8/rftKt0V3Nbw/s512/Vika%2520vs%2520Maria.PNG

Gdsimmons
Jan 28th, 2012, 05:35 PM
Back from the dead. I'm happy Vika won, obviously she was the most inform player of the tournament and winning Sydney as well. She got number one in style by winning the slam. I'm still bitter about Ree going home early, if she jsut reached the QF i know she would have won this tournament.


Yeah she would've. But that damn ankle! :mad::mad:. Oh well. Once she gets 100% on that ankle its going down. Especially if she stays in shape!

Rolands Revenge coming in May! :devil::devil:

Stamp Paid
Jan 28th, 2012, 05:42 PM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyf7auMC7k1rn95k2o1_250.gif
I need Boy Meets World on DVD :lol:

sweetadri06
Jan 28th, 2012, 05:51 PM
:haha:

Thats an insane scoreline, damn Maria. :lol: Generation Suck is coming into their own on Sharapova's back, it seems.

They've been taking lessons from Serena on how to play Maria in a GS final.:devil: Poor child lmfao:lol:

Pump-it-UP
Jan 28th, 2012, 06:34 PM
:haha:

Thats an insane scoreline, damn Maria. :lol: Generation Suck is coming into their own on Sharapova's back, it seems.

All of them have embarrassed her in a slam now. :crying2: Wozniacki, Azarenka, Kvitova, Petkovic, Radwanska, and even Ivanovic if you consider her a part of Generation Suck. :crying2: Beating her launched all of them into the big time. Poor Maria. :lol:

adamserenavenus
Jan 28th, 2012, 07:17 PM
I have a feeling that Serena will take home two trophies from the 2012 French Open (Singles & Mixed Doubles.