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Cassius
Nov 13th, 2002, 01:44 AM
In an all too familiar scene, local game wardens finally arrested Winnie the Pooh after the bear's murderous rampage left one dead, countless injured, and a forest in disarray. A self-described "lover of honey," he became incensed when local resident Mr. Yogi Bear, a retired park bear and notorious kleptomaniac, used his superior intellect to trick Mr. Pooh into trapping his head in a honey jar while stealing his picnic basket. Incensed, the pooh bear turned his 3' frame upon Mr. Yogi, leaving only a crimson stain on a nearby tree stump. He then went on a rage-fueled dash through the forest, striking small pigs with rocks and stealing the tail from a local mule. Rangers finally subdued the bear with the assistance of boyhood friend Christopher Robin, who distracted him long enough for park sharpshooters to tranquilize the bear.

lemon
Nov 13th, 2002, 01:55 AM
I'm at a loss of words http://www.theamazonbasin.com/d2/forums/html/emoticons/blink.gif

Barrie_Dude
Nov 13th, 2002, 12:33 PM
I knew Pooh was Insane!

DutchieGirl
Nov 13th, 2002, 12:41 PM
lmao! :eek:

Colin B
Nov 13th, 2002, 12:57 PM
I always said he'd come to a sticky end!

caramel
Nov 13th, 2002, 01:03 PM
Not the lovely POOH-BEAR !!!! Noooooooooooooo... :sad:
Now you made me cry!! :fiery:

Barrie_Dude
Nov 13th, 2002, 01:11 PM
Will They Give Pooh The Eletric Chair?

caramel
Nov 13th, 2002, 01:12 PM
Nope I think they´re going to gas him.

DutchieGirl
Nov 13th, 2002, 01:14 PM
needle! Give him the needle! ;)

caramel
Nov 13th, 2002, 01:16 PM
Shoot him!

DutchieGirl
Nov 13th, 2002, 01:38 PM
ouch! ;)

Monica_Rules
Nov 13th, 2002, 02:00 PM
LOL