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Lord Choc Ice
Dec 26th, 2011, 06:00 PM
Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much: "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night" ("I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight")

Blink-182 - What's My Age Again?: "I walk alone to get the feeling right" ("I wore cologne to get the feeling right)

:sobbing:

M.S.F
Dec 26th, 2011, 06:14 PM
Lady Gaga - Judas : "I'm just a Horny fool, oh baby he's so cruel" (I'm just a Holy fool, oh baby he's so cruel) :lol:

Monica_Rules
Dec 26th, 2011, 06:58 PM
These werent me but were my friends


Pussycat Dolls- 'i'm telling you to hoosen up my buttons (i'm telling you to loosen up my buttons) WHat the hell was this about i have no idea

Destiny's Child- I don't think you're ready, you're just Jealous ( I don't think you;re ready, for this jelly)

Sean.
Dec 26th, 2011, 07:02 PM
Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much: "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night" ("I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight")

I thought the same! :facepalm:

GoofyDuck
Dec 26th, 2011, 07:36 PM
Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much: "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night" ("I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight")



:sobbing:


Oh thanks for teaching me that :spit:

I always thought it was the first. :lol:

Lord Choc Ice
Dec 26th, 2011, 07:44 PM
:rolls:

pov
Dec 26th, 2011, 07:57 PM
http://www.kissthisguy.com/ - an archive of misheard lyrics.

Just Do It
Dec 26th, 2011, 07:58 PM
When I grow up i wanna be a star i wanna be famous i wanna HAVE BOOBIES ( be in movies ). By pussycat dolls.

pov
Dec 26th, 2011, 07:59 PM
Macy Gray - I Try: "I try to talk away in Istanbul" ("I try to walk away and I stumble")



:eek: Really? I can't even begin to see how.

WowWow
Dec 26th, 2011, 08:18 PM
Almost every song Britney's ever sang :lol: :hearts:

SVK
Dec 26th, 2011, 08:23 PM
Nightwish used to have pretty messy lyrics, there were many "possibilities" in their songs.

Cassius
Dec 26th, 2011, 08:27 PM
The main one from my childhood is Bon Jovi's 'Raise Your Hands', which to me back then sounded like 'Bake Your Head'.
I still sing it now, purely to confuse people :D

Sammo
Dec 26th, 2011, 08:34 PM
Janet Jackson: Emo girls at the party look at that body / All my girls at the party look at that body

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:hysteric:

I knew it didnt make sense but I never really bothered to look it.

Geoffry
Dec 26th, 2011, 08:55 PM
I always thought Nelly Furtado sang 'I'm like a bird, I only fly away, I don't know where my phone is, I don't know where my home is', but it's obviously 'soul' instead of 'phone'. Still, phone works too. I think. :p

Reptilia
Dec 26th, 2011, 09:22 PM
Kooks - Naive. 'I know she knows that I'm not from Nebraska' instead of 'I know she knows that I'm not fond of asking'

It's really embarrassing when you get called out on these :o:lol:

Julian.
Dec 26th, 2011, 09:34 PM
Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" - the bridge part

I'm a lion I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue gunning (Actual lyrics: I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue gunning) :lol:

Her movement when she sang that part in her music video doesn't help either :sobbing:

Monica_Rules
Dec 26th, 2011, 09:34 PM
When I grow up i wanna be a star i wanna be famous i wanna HAVE BOOBIES ( be in movies ). By pussycat dolls.


I thought this was this too LOL

jrm
Dec 26th, 2011, 10:07 PM
Venus by Bananarama

as a small girl i always thought they were singing 'i'm your penis, i'm your fire ...'

i got confused :lol:

nevetssllim
Dec 26th, 2011, 10:17 PM
I thought You're So Vain by Carly Simon started 'you walked into the party like you were walking up to a god', not 'walking onto a yacht.'

Sammo
Dec 26th, 2011, 10:26 PM
Venus by Bananarama

as a small girl i always thought they were singing 'i'm your penis, i'm your fire ...'

i got confused :lol:

:lol: I never was confused by that because I learnt about that song from Gillette's Venus commercials :lol:

King Halep
Dec 26th, 2011, 11:41 PM
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King Halep
Dec 26th, 2011, 11:45 PM
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King Halep
Dec 26th, 2011, 11:59 PM
According to Silent Night, Mary's husband was actually called John instead of Joseph because the words go "round John, virgin mother and child"


Dj Bobo - Somebody Dance With Me lyrics

"I've got this feeling, Somebody dance with me" became "Im on the speed dial, Somebody dance with me"

Singleniacki
Dec 27th, 2011, 12:13 AM
Lady Gaga - Judas : "I'm just a Horny fool, oh baby he's so cruel" (I'm just a Holy fool, oh baby he's so cruel) :lol:

I did this too! :sobbing:
It was embarrassing :hysteric:

young_gunner913
Dec 27th, 2011, 12:53 AM
Pussycat Dolls - When I Grow Up

When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be in movies
When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have groupies

I thought the last line was "I wanna have boobies" :o

Yoncé
Dec 27th, 2011, 01:03 AM
I heard "With a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L" as "With a finger up your bum in the shape of and L" :facepalm:

skanky~skanketta
Dec 27th, 2011, 01:22 AM
Hanson's MmmBop. I think everyone got this one wrong. I used to hear it as mmmbop patchikatop as opposed to mmbop badubadop.
Lady Gaga's Just Dance: Spend the lasto, in your pocko. I heard pocko as fuckhole.

ElusiveChanteuse
Dec 27th, 2011, 02:42 AM
Mariah Carey - I Stay In Love

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01:02 ..and I try to fart like a whale..:lol:

ElusiveChanteuse
Dec 27th, 2011, 02:42 AM
and the Pussycat Dolls one too.:lol:

Yoncé
Dec 27th, 2011, 03:19 AM
I think we all heard the Pussycat Dolls one wrong :lol::oh:

ArturoAce.
Dec 27th, 2011, 03:38 AM
tell me if anyone else hears it :sobbing:
"and the moon is the only light [pussy].."

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Lord Choc Ice
Dec 27th, 2011, 07:20 AM
On Janet's first part in Michael Jackson's "SCream" she said.

Peek in the shadow
I Come into the light

I thought it was "You're big in the shadow, but come into the light". I was disappointed I was wrong, it would've been better that way :oh:.

T_P
Dec 27th, 2011, 11:19 AM
Katy B - Easy Please Me
"One thing I can't stand is Africans"

McPie
Dec 27th, 2011, 01:22 PM
Bee Gees - Night Fever

"........I GET HIGH in the night, I GET HIGH IN THE MORNING........."

nevetssllim
Dec 29th, 2011, 10:17 PM
Just remembered another one after hearing the song in a department store today. Before I knew the song was called 'Canned Heat', I thought the song by Jamiroquai went 'I've got candy in my heels tonight', rather than 'canned heat in my heels tonight.' :lol:

Sean.
Dec 29th, 2011, 10:58 PM
Mariah Carey - I Stay In Love

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01:02 ..and I try to fart like a whale..:lol:

:lol: Yes, I hear that too!

Mikey.
Dec 30th, 2011, 01:27 AM
Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much: "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night" ("I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight")

Macy Gray - I Try: "I try to talk away in Istanbul" ("I try to walk away and I stumble")

Blink-182 - What's My Age Again?: "I walk alone to get the feeling right" ("I wore cologne to get the feeling right)

:sobbing:

:hysteric::hysteric::hysteric:

Mikey.
Dec 30th, 2011, 01:32 AM
I have so many of these but I can't even remember any at the moment. :sobbing:

skanky~skanketta
Dec 30th, 2011, 01:41 AM
Meredith Brooks' Bitch. "I'm a sinner, I'm a saint"...used to hear it as "I'm a sinner I'm insane".

iGOAT
Dec 30th, 2011, 06:05 AM
In the Kelly Clarkson song, "I Do Not Hook Up," I thought it said, "I do not hook up, I fuck deep." (instead of "I fall deep").

Steven.
Dec 30th, 2011, 10:50 AM
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Keegan
Dec 30th, 2011, 12:11 PM
I never mishear many lyrics but I can remember my mom thinking 'Fly Like A G6' was 'Error On A G-String' and my friend thinking 'Kids' by MGMT said "mature yourself, now show me where you pee from."

Break My Rapture
Dec 30th, 2011, 02:08 PM
Mariah Carey - I Stay In Love

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01:02 ..and I try to fart like a whale..:lol:

tell me if anyone else hears it :sobbing:
"and the moon is the only light [pussy].."

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:bigcry:

edificio
Dec 30th, 2011, 10:59 PM
Actually, in the second part of the chorus the Pussycat Dolls do say they want to have "have groupies" (not boobies), but late in the song, it sounds like they say "boobies." :shrug:

V-MAC
Dec 31st, 2011, 12:28 AM
Sugababes - Too Lost In You

"Well you whisper to me, and I sh*t from inside" :o

hellas719
Dec 31st, 2011, 12:41 AM
There was this one song, I don't remember who sang it, I think maybe Simple Plan but I'm not sure :p

It went "I'm a dic-, I'm addicted to you" :lol:

slamchamp
Dec 31st, 2011, 01:08 AM
Briney Spears I wanna go:
I thought it said "can't control the bleed" when it's "uncontrollably" :lol:

Break My Rapture
Dec 31st, 2011, 01:41 PM
Katy B - Easy Please Me
"One thing I can't stand is Africans"
This too. :sobbing:

Fantasy Hero
Dec 31st, 2011, 01:52 PM
in Titanium by David Guetta i thought i've heard: "i'm waterproof" instread of bulletproof the first time i listened to that song :hysteric:

King Halep
Dec 31st, 2011, 03:33 PM
in Titanium by David Guetta i thought i've heard: "i'm waterproof" instread of bulletproof the first time i listened to that song :hysteric:

and on Bulletproof by La Roux, i thought she was singing "next time baby ill be, running through"

Lord Choc Ice
Dec 31st, 2011, 08:26 PM
Sugababes - Too Lost In You

"Well you whisper to me, and I sh*t from inside" :o
Naaasty :lol:.

hellas719
Dec 31st, 2011, 10:14 PM
and on Bulletproof by La Roux, i thought she was singing "next time baby ill be, running through"

:rolls:
I thought it was "this time maybe i'll be, bullet proof" :lol:

And anything Sean Paul sings I mishear :lol:

hellas719
Dec 31st, 2011, 10:24 PM
There are so many of these but I can't think of them now :facepalm:

In that Gwen Stefani song, I think its called "Hollaback Girl", my mom thought that she was saying "I ain't no Harlem black girl" when she said "I ain't no hollaback girl" :sobbing:

Steven.
Jan 11th, 2012, 06:07 AM
In Lady Gaga's "Highway Unicorn (Road To Love)", I misheard Run, run with the fury of the saint in her eyes as Run, run, let the fury of Satan arise for the longest time. :scared: Also in "Judas", I know someone who misheard I'm just a holy fool [...] as I'm just a horny fool [...].

I don't even know. :facepalm:

FORZA SARITA
Jan 11th, 2012, 07:55 PM
Coldplay- Parrot eyes instead of paradise :lol:

Certinfy
Jan 11th, 2012, 07:58 PM
Coldplay- Parrot eyes instead of paradise :lol:
:haha:

Keegan
Jan 11th, 2012, 08:21 PM
In Britney Spears - If You Seek Amy I thought she said "Ohhhh, sexual lobotomy" when she said "Ohhhh, so what you want about me?" Whoops.

Mynarco
Jan 11th, 2012, 10:07 PM
Steps - 5678
My boobs gonna make me, drivin' me crazy

hellas719
Jan 16th, 2012, 09:04 PM
Katy Perry-ET

"Ready for addiction" instead of "Ready for abduction" :lol:

Lord Choc Ice
Jan 27th, 2012, 06:13 AM
Sweet Home Alabama:

Real lyric: Well I heard Mr. Young sang about her.
I heard: Well I'm just a young city baller.

:lol:

Fantasy Hero
Jan 27th, 2012, 06:15 AM
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talking about...missheard :sobbing: that's missung

FORZA SARITA
Jan 27th, 2012, 07:20 AM
^ ma ha :happy:

Mashabator
Jan 27th, 2012, 11:40 AM
When I grow up i wanna be a star i wanna be famous i wanna HAVE BOOBIES ( be in movies ). By pussycat dolls.

It was the 'i wanna have groupies' bit that got me, not the movies.

Mashabator
Jan 27th, 2012, 11:42 AM
Briney Spears I wanna go:
I thought it said "can't control the bleed" when it's "uncontrollably" :lol:

SAME!

Super Dave
Jan 27th, 2012, 01:54 PM
Stupidly, I misheard a line in Bruno Mars' "It Will Rain".

"There'll be no clear skies" sounded like "There'll be no Christmas" the first few times I heard it :o

McPie
Jan 27th, 2012, 03:55 PM
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now tell me, without seeing lyrics, what do you think they sang? :lol:

Fighterpova
Jan 27th, 2012, 04:53 PM
Stupidly, I misheard a line in Bruno Mars' "It Will Rain".

"There'll be no clear skies" sounded like "There'll be no Christmas" the first few times I heard it :o

I heard exactly the same thing :lol:

meyerpl
Jan 27th, 2012, 09:39 PM
I can't think of any misheard song lyrics, but I did once mistakenly think the neighbor's barking dog was telling me to kill that nursing student with a reciprocating saw.

SVK
Jan 27th, 2012, 10:24 PM
Jennifer Lopez I´m into you - Amen to you

For non-english people it sounds very similar.

Mikey.
Jan 28th, 2012, 12:20 AM
Marina and the Diamonds - Hollywood

"Hollywood infected your brain, You wanted to kiss it in the rain" instead of "Hollywood infected your brain, You wanted kissing in the rain".

Not so bad but I still felt like an idiot when someone pointed it out to me. :lol:

useme
Jan 28th, 2012, 05:12 AM
When I first heard Nelly's "Air Force Ones" and the part where it says; Give me two pair, I need two pair, I heard, "Gary Cooper, Gary Cooper."

Keegan
Jan 28th, 2012, 11:08 AM
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now tell me, without seeing lyrics, what do you think they sang? :lol:

"Let's get this started girl AEHGNBLSIGSLEIUVNSRLIUVNLWGN;ELGJN;ASOG[;GIW[ERGF YOUUUUUU!"

That's about it really.

Sammo
Jan 31st, 2012, 02:27 PM
Mariah Carey - I'm That Chick

- I'm that chick you like...
- I'm that chicken leg...

northern lad
Jan 31st, 2012, 03:37 PM
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Nightwish misheard lyrics are my favorite thing EVER. My favorite is:
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I want to huh-ug with the devil's goat
I want to learn the wisdom of my tears of lard
:rolls:

Lord Choc Ice
Feb 3rd, 2012, 11:46 AM
OMG, another one :facepalm:. I'm so bad in this department sometimes.

Hinder - Lips of An Angel

Real lyrics: "And does he know you're talking to me? Will it start a fight?"

My misheard lyrics: "It's nice to know you're talking to me when it's not a fight".

:haha::facepalm:

Mikey.
Feb 3rd, 2012, 12:01 PM
:sobbing:

Bartosh
Feb 3rd, 2012, 12:45 PM
Destiny's Child - Lose my breath

I heard (when I heard this song for the first time) "Can you keep up? Baby boy, make me lose my bra" while it's 'breath' of course :sobbing:

nevetssllim
Feb 4th, 2012, 09:43 PM
Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You
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For over a decade, I thought the first line was 'you've got a credit card' but it's 'you've got a great car.'

McPie
Feb 6th, 2012, 12:21 PM
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"and I dare a motherf***er to C U M in my face with Baseball bats" :spit:

hellas719
Mar 9th, 2012, 03:37 AM
Ginuwine-Differences

I always thought "With you I have no sight" was "But you IM the sun" :spit:

IMs as in Instant Messages on AOL/AIM :lol:

Kəv.
Mar 9th, 2012, 03:52 AM
Empire State of Mind.

Real "Concrete Jungles where dreams are made of"

My misheard "Concrete Jungles wet dreams are made of"

:spit:

Stamp Paid
Mar 9th, 2012, 05:07 AM
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Butterfly flow like Muhammad Ali
Wish I can bring you back like the O.D.B.
Walking out of Walgreen's, me you and Jack..
:crying2:

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Somewhere down the line, you gon' get what you deserve, you bitch you..

I was like Mariah WOW when I first heard it :sobbing:

Lord Choc Ice
Mar 9th, 2012, 05:23 AM
Listen at 0:38, it sounds like she's saying "I wouldn't tell just anybody about the fucks that I've been chasing" :eek:.

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But it's "the fox that I've been chasing" :haha:.

HippityHop
Mar 10th, 2012, 12:56 PM
A lot of people mishear the first line of The Way We Were as "Mem'ries like the corners of my mind."

The Bergmans, being truly excellent classical lyricists, would not write something so pedestrian. The correct line is "Mem'ries light the corners of my mind." Much more poetic though much more difficult to enunciate clearly on pitch.

nevetssllim
Mar 10th, 2012, 01:28 PM
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I'm sure I'm not the only one who thought it was 'boring Tokyo', instead of 'bar in Tokyo' at first. :p

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When I first listening to it, I always thought (at 1:28) it was 'she likes to poison the bed' but it's 'she likes the boys in her band.' :sobbing:

hellas719
Mar 11th, 2012, 05:07 AM
Usher-U Got It Bad
I thought "Flowers, cards, and candy" was "If I was cotton candy" :spit:

One Republic-Good Life
I thought "Paris to China to Colorado" was "Belarus to China to Colorado" and I thought it was bizarre since Belarus is pretty random :lol:
Vika would like it though :p

pov
Mar 11th, 2012, 06:21 PM
BTW . many of the lyrics at lyric sites are incorrect.

hellas719
Mar 12th, 2012, 02:36 AM
Empire State of Mind.

Real "Concrete Jungles where dreams are made of"

My misheard "Concrete Jungles wet dreams are made of"

:spit:

I thought it was "Come to the jungle where dreams are made of" :o

Zhao
Mar 12th, 2012, 03:09 AM
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the original phase is "And i try to front like "oh well", each time you let me down..."
people always misheard it as "And i try to fuck like old whale each time you let me down..." :rolleyes:

Mikey.
Mar 12th, 2012, 04:30 AM
Empire State of Mind.

Real "Concrete Jungles where dreams are made of"

My misheard "Concrete Jungles wet dreams are made of"

:spit:

I thought it was "Come to the jungle where dreams are made of" :o

Oh I remembered I used to think the very next line sounded like "There's nothing you can do." instead of "There's nothing you can't do." :lol:

donellcarey
Mar 12th, 2012, 04:32 AM
When I grow up i wanna be a star i wanna be famous i wanna HAVE BOOBIES ( be in movies ). By pussycat dolls.

This

Elisse
Mar 12th, 2012, 04:44 PM
When I grow up i wanna be a star i wanna be famous i wanna HAVE BOOBIES ( be in movies ). By pussycat dolls.


LOL I always thought that was the right lyrics :lol:

Lord Choc Ice
Mar 21st, 2012, 09:50 AM
UB40 Red Red Wine, I thought "Don't let me be alone" was "Don't let me be in love". Not too far off I guess :lol:.

Helen Lawson
Apr 1st, 2012, 12:49 PM
I thought for years that Deck the Halls made reference to Mia Farrow.

Sammo
Apr 3rd, 2012, 10:38 PM
Madonna - Vogue

It goes: Greta Garbo, and Monroe...
I understood: Credit Card, Vogue, and Monroe

:weirdo:

Fantasy Hero
Apr 4th, 2012, 08:26 AM
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you can't really misshear that, but i read someone commenting: "just give me a knife and a pizze" and it actually may sound alike :spit: :haha:

eck
Apr 4th, 2012, 09:11 AM
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What you gonna do when I eat a bear? // I guess I can't eat anything

Should be: What you gonna do when I appear? // I guess that **** get an eatin'.

There's so much more :D

McPie
Apr 4th, 2012, 10:13 AM
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Dig Up From Falls :spit:

volta
Apr 4th, 2012, 12:23 PM
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What you gonna do when I eat a bear? // I guess I can't eat anything

Should be: What you gonna do when I appear? // I guess that **** get an eatin'.

There's so much more :D

Yes Azealia :hearts: She raps WAY too fast for me to even try to get what she is saying :lol: Fuck Up The Fun is even worse to understand but it's such an amazing song :hearts:

Tweety Snape
Apr 5th, 2012, 11:59 PM
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1:05
Heard: And you farted so hard...:spit:
Actual: And you fought it so hard...

Lord Choc Ice
Apr 6th, 2012, 12:02 AM
Speaking of Kelly...

Because of You: "I try my hardest just to forget everything".

I heard it like: "I try my hardest just to fuck at everything".

hellas719
Apr 6th, 2012, 06:08 AM
Ashlee Simpson "Pieces of Me"
I used to think it was "Pieces of Meat" :o

McPie
Apr 6th, 2012, 11:23 AM
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McPie
Apr 6th, 2012, 11:29 AM
we need to get these stuff to www.kissthisguy.com now :lol:

Break My Rapture
Apr 6th, 2012, 12:44 PM
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1:05
Heard: And you farted so hard...:spit:
Actual: And you fought it so hard...
:crying2:

Lord Choc Ice
Apr 6th, 2012, 01:23 PM
Another one! Man I'm bad at this :lol:.

Black Eyed Peas "Shut Up"

But it still ends up the worst
And I'm crazy
For trying to be your lady.
I think I'm going crazy.

I heard:

But the feelings of the words that I'm crazy.
I'm trying to be a lady.
I think I'm going crazy.

:facepalm:.

miffedmax
Apr 6th, 2012, 04:46 PM
For years I thought the line in Benny and the Jets was "She's got electric boobs/a mohawk too" instead of "She's got electric boots/ a mohair suit."

I actually think I'd rather meet the first girl.

Super Dave
Apr 6th, 2012, 05:30 PM
For years I thought the line in Benny and the Jets was "She's got electric boobs/a mohawk too" instead of "She's got electric boots/ a mohair suit."

I actually think I'd rather meet the first girl.

Me, too. And that was in first grade :hi5:

McPie
Apr 7th, 2012, 02:33 PM
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saw the Top Rated Comment : WHEN A MAAAAAN LOVES A WOMBAAAAT :spit:

Mynarco
Apr 13th, 2012, 01:30 PM
don't tell me that it's over:
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0:24 I fuck you always try the best

McPie
Apr 24th, 2012, 10:27 AM
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Rock Boredom :sobbing:

Lord Choc Ice
Jul 5th, 2012, 11:51 AM
Last line of the chorus in Madonna's "Frozen".

"You hold the key".

I always thought it was "Give all you keep" until tonight actually :lol:. I could've sworn :o.

hellas719
Aug 17th, 2012, 12:18 AM
OMG :sobbing:
Britney Spears-Piece of Me

I always thought for years that "there's panic in the industry" was "Hispanic in the industry" :o:tape:

EnriqueIG8
Aug 17th, 2012, 12:28 AM
This is gold.

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Lord Choc Ice
Aug 19th, 2012, 11:29 AM
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During the second verse of this, it sounds like.

"Cause the ****'s invade your dreams"

but it's "Cops invade your dreams"

Sammo
Sep 5th, 2012, 06:47 PM
The Source ft. Candi Station - You've got the love

What it says:

Occasionally
I call up Master make me new

What I heard:

Occasionally
I call up masturbate me nude


:sobbing:

ivanban
Sep 5th, 2012, 08:42 PM
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Lord Choc Ice
Sep 10th, 2012, 10:44 AM
The Human League - "Human"

I heard: "I'm only human - flesh and blood and brains".

Real lyric: "I'm only human, of flesh and blood I'm made".

Keep in mind I was only listening to this on crappy tinny distant speaker at work at this stage :oh:.

Harry.
Sep 11th, 2012, 09:19 AM
That Pussycat Dolls song. When I Grow Up? I thought they said boobies instead of groupies :sobbing:

hellas719
Sep 14th, 2012, 01:49 AM
That Pussycat Dolls song. When I Grow Up? I thought they said boobies instead of groupies :sobbing:

So did everyone :sobbing:

In "Buy U A Drank" by T-Pain, I thought "crunk juice bombs, Oakley shades" was "drunken bombs, old clichés" :tape:

Sammo
Sep 15th, 2012, 09:51 PM
What it says:

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe

What I heard:

Hey, I just met you
I'm Mrs. Crazy
And here's my number
So call me maybe

tennismaster8820
May 23rd, 2013, 11:06 AM
Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch- Sweet Nothing

I always hear Florence singing about sexy elephant. :sobbing:
I knew of course that it can't be true. :help:

M.S.F
May 23rd, 2013, 12:35 PM
Mamma told me not to waste my life, She said spread your legs my little butterfly

It's "wings" :lol:
I blame it on my dirty thoughts :oh:

Super Dave
May 23rd, 2013, 12:55 PM
Heard a cover of Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark" and realized that "I'm just a bad starter tonight" is really "I'm just about starving tonight". I should've realized from the previous line, "They say you gotta stay hungry" :o

King Halep
May 25th, 2013, 01:02 PM
Daft Punk & Nile Rodgers - Get Lucky

When you'll ear it.. it will be too late !
We rob a mexican monkey !
We rob a mexican monkey !

jack21
May 25th, 2013, 02:24 PM
In the Australian National Anthem the lyric is "Australians all let us rejoice". Untill I was like 10 I thought it was "Australians all are ostriches".

The Pussycat Dolls - When I grow up. Instead of "Be on tv, people know me" I heard "Be on tv, trippin on E".

Kəv.
May 25th, 2013, 02:52 PM
The Pussycat Dolls - When I grow up. Instead of "Be on tv, people know me" I heard "Be on tv, trippin on E".

When I was little the part where its like "i wanna have groupies" i heard groupies as boobies :hysteric:

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Harry.
May 25th, 2013, 04:21 PM
When I was little the part where its like "i wanna have groupies" i heard groupies as boobies :hysteric:

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Omg me too :lol:

Mynarco
May 25th, 2013, 04:21 PM
Marry me - I f**k you I f**k you I f**k you...

King Halep
May 25th, 2013, 04:58 PM
:rolls:

~Cherry*Blossom~
May 25th, 2013, 05:01 PM
Mariah Carey's version of "Without You". I always thought it sounded like she said this at the start:

"No I can't forget the semen, on your face as you were leaving"

:tape:

Fantasy Hero
May 25th, 2013, 05:04 PM
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"Jesus, snow-white zorro" kills me every time :hysteric:

King Halep
May 25th, 2013, 05:21 PM
very funny picture for never fading, raiding :lol:

PoliCappuccino
May 26th, 2013, 09:47 AM
I have my fair share of misheard lyrics the first time I listened to artists like Adele and Bon Iver. I had my first rude awakening about this when my friend and I were singing along to an Adele song. I was feelin' it and with full volume, I sang what I thought the lyrics were only too see my friend stop and chortle at me. :facepalm: Most lyrics I mishear is not worth mentioning, but I guess this one is.

Blue Jeans - LDR

You were sorta punk rock...[I grew up in hip hop]
You saw your spunk drop...[. . .]

And...

EOxTporWDAM

Lord Choc Ice
May 26th, 2013, 12:28 PM
Speaking of Adele.

"Go ahead, and sell me out and I'll lay your shit bare".

The proper word is "ship" :sobbing:.

PoliCappuccino
May 26th, 2013, 03:29 PM
Speaking of Adele.

"Go ahead, and sell me out and I'll lay your shit bare".

The proper word is "ship" :sobbing:.

I also thought it was "I'll lay your shit bare"...

Damn you, Adele and your sexy Cockney accent!

Mynarco
May 31st, 2013, 03:58 PM
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I know what you think the girl means business I'll offer her a drink

I always thought it was;

I don't want to think, the girl means business I'll offer her a drink

SilverPersian
Jun 1st, 2013, 10:55 AM
Beyonce - Work It Out

"Tell it blow your whore now" :unsure:

meyerpl
Jun 1st, 2013, 05:58 PM
Whenever I hear Tom Jones singing What's New Pussy Cat it sounds to me like he's telling me to pick-up a random woman in the park, kill her and pack her remains into one-quart mason jars.

vixter
Jun 3rd, 2013, 07:50 PM
Dido - White Flag

"I will go down with this ship"
I heard:
"I will go down with this shit"

Christina Aguilera - Genie in a Bottle

"I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come, come, come on and let me out"
I was sure she sung:
"I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come, come, come on in, meow" (a cat's meow)

Keaka
Jun 4th, 2013, 08:23 AM
Hey Porsche... I never listen to this kind of disgusting music but when I heard this song on the radio for the first time I thought the guy is singing "Hey there pusher,"...

I immediately planned to post a thread on tennisforum.com about Nelly having a new song for Caroline Wozniacki... to see how many Wozniacki fans I would piss off :p :cool:

Lord Choc Ice
Jun 4th, 2013, 12:49 PM
Dido - White Flag

"I will go down with this ship"
I heard:
"I will go down with this shit"

Christina Aguilera - Genie in a Bottle

"I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come, come, come on and let me out"
I was sure she sung:
"I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come, come, come on in, meow" (a cat's meow)

That would've been better :lol:.

Womp Up The Jamz
Jun 10th, 2013, 05:46 AM
I thought the chorus if Will Smith's Just the Two of Us was 'Just into the light.'

Dunno, man.


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V-MAC
Jun 10th, 2013, 04:11 PM
TLC - No Scrubs

"A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly and is also known as a bus stop" :o

Number19
Jun 15th, 2013, 03:51 PM
Steve Miller Band - Jet Airliner

I thought it was "big ol' Carolina"

A song for his love of a BBW.

Lord Choc Ice
Sep 28th, 2013, 01:21 PM
Taylor Swift - "22"

"Today seems like a perfect day to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our accents".

King Halep
Nov 30th, 2013, 01:44 PM
Lady Gaga - Do What U Want
"I could be the drink in your cup
I could be the green in your blunt"

had to look up the lyrics, thought it was "I could be the cream in your butt"

NeKo
Nov 30th, 2013, 02:21 PM
R.E.M - Losing My Religion

"Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight"

Eiffel 65 - Blue

"I would beat up a guy"

Mariah Carey - Without You

"Oh I can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving"

Jajaloo
Nov 30th, 2013, 06:00 PM
Piece of Me by Britney Spears - "And wiv a kid on my arm I'm still exceptional at anal, you want a piece of me."

:o

Sisyphus
Nov 30th, 2013, 06:21 PM
When I first heard it I thought it was "You want a piece of meat".

SVK
Nov 30th, 2013, 09:50 PM
Marina and the Diamonds - Hollywood

"Hollywood infected your brain, You wanted to kiss it in the rain" instead of "Hollywood infected your brain, You wanted kissing in the rain".

Not so bad but I still felt like an idiot when someone pointed it out to me. :lol:

The same song.

It´s I fight security making plays for me supposedly.
Until I checked the lyrics it clearly sounded like I fuck security, making place for me.

http://youtu.be/n1VTcJfL7RE?t=1m14s

Classic one is Texas - Here comes the summer´s sun, instead of son.

Mynarco
Dec 7th, 2013, 01:18 PM
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let the love light the curry at 1:30

ivanban
Dec 7th, 2013, 10:11 PM
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We don't need another hero
We don't need another warehome
All we want is like be young..... :sobbing:

CheddarChomper
Dec 9th, 2013, 12:10 AM
Madonna's La Isla Bonita

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YzW1nMB9fk

At 0:32

Young girl with eyes like potaters.

I've never wanted to find out the correct lyric because I love the idea of a girl with eyes like potatoes. :D Always makes me chuckle.

Mikey.
Dec 9th, 2013, 12:34 AM
A guy at my work mistook this line from The Monster: "I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed" as "I'm friends with the mother fucker on my bed" :hysteric:

He's Chinese though but still... :hysteric:

Sammo
Sep 2nd, 2014, 01:36 AM
From this one Mary J Blige song...

She says "I'm the soul hip-hop queen" and I understood "I'm the soul reaper queen" :sobbing: Which would actually make it way cooler :oh:

buddyholly
Sep 2nd, 2014, 02:12 AM
"I'll bet my penis to a candy bar"

Eddie Cochran - Drive In Show.

NeeemZ
Sep 2nd, 2014, 02:54 AM
I always thought in U2's City of Blinding Lights, Bono was singing:

Can you see the beauty in sodomy? What happened to beauty I had in sodomy?

It turns out 'in sodomy' was 'inside of me'. And here I was thinking Bono was addressing his homosexuality.

Sammo
Oct 2nd, 2014, 02:17 PM
Mis-Teeq - Scandalous

What it says:

You know you wanna sing with us
That's why you know you should be scared of us

What I heard:

You know you wanna sleep with us
That's why you know you should be scared of us

:tears: