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Brian Stewart
Nov 6th, 2002, 11:26 AM
There are some clever player forum names. (I like "who let the Dutch out?".) But what are some other amusing player forum names we can come up with? For starters, how about:

Chandawamba's Fuzzthumping Forum

Where there's a Williams, there's a way

The divine secrets of the Widjaja sisterhood

The Virginia Monologues

That thing you Daniilidou

Coetzer's Coerner

Clijsters' Clujsters

Jolly (A)rantxa

Heeeyyy Makarova!

Daja Vu

Dechy or doesn't she?

The Momo, the merrier

Mikaelian's Navy

Two Martina Lunch

Oh Schnyder makes your life easier
(borrowed from O Cedar brooms)

Everybody Loves Raymond
(hey, that would be a good title for a TV show :))

Any Davenport in a storm

Magüi Wowie

Bovina's Herd

Tennis, the next Jenneration
Jenneration Gap

Schett Happens

Mucho Dinara

Forgive and Foretz

Sfar, so good

Pullin your own weight

Taylor made

Veni Vidi Vinci

Any others? (Try to keep them civil. :))

Nov 6th, 2002, 11:28 AM
LMAO@ Mucho Dinara, Schett Happens, Sfar so good.hehehe

Nov 6th, 2002, 11:32 AM
That thing you Daniilidou is great! LOL at Schett Happens!

Nov 6th, 2002, 11:35 AM
I remember a poster named Holy Schett before.:D

Nov 6th, 2002, 12:28 PM
Heeeey Makarova! LMAO :D

Nov 6th, 2002, 12:36 PM
The Momo, the merrier


Nov 6th, 2002, 12:39 PM
lol Bovina's herd!

Danke Über Anke Huber :)

Sam L
Nov 6th, 2002, 12:51 PM
The Momo, the merrier! that's a classic

Brian how do you manage? they're hilarious, thanks :)

Nov 6th, 2002, 12:56 PM
I wanna win ( for the junior player with first name Ivanna)

King Aaron
Nov 6th, 2002, 01:51 PM

Nov 6th, 2002, 02:24 PM
Very funny Brian Stewart.

LMAO @ Everybody Loves Raymond, now where is Helen Lawson to confirm that;)

E. Blackadder
Nov 6th, 2002, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Brian Stewart

The divine secrets of the Widjaja sisterhood

Dechy or doesn't she?

Jenneration Gap

Schett Happens

Sfar, so good


Nov 6th, 2002, 06:39 PM
ROFL!!!! :D Your idea's are EXCELLENT Brian LOL!!! :D

Really FUNNY stuff!! :bounce: :bounce:

Nov 6th, 2002, 06:40 PM
wow, some of these are really good :)

Nov 6th, 2002, 06:45 PM
LMAO (o'_'o)

Hey.. Great Ideas :D :) :p

Nov 6th, 2002, 06:57 PM
The momo, the merrier! Mucho Dinara

LOL they're all funny :D

Nov 6th, 2002, 07:33 PM
Chanda's Chuckwagon

Nov 6th, 2002, 07:44 PM
You really have a talent for these :D

(Sfar, so good! :D lol)

Nov 6th, 2002, 07:47 PM
How about just "Chuckywagon"?

(and what happened to "a beautiful hind" Bri? ;))

Nov 6th, 2002, 07:58 PM
Ahl's Well That Ends Well - Lucie Ahl
Saint "Els-where" - Els Callens

Nov 6th, 2002, 08:21 PM
They're fantastic Brian :)

Basuki that Yayuki

The Seven Year Dokic

Have a break, have a Kuti Kis

Got You Under My Skina

Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Tauziat

Nov 6th, 2002, 08:38 PM
The Non-Dairy Kremers - Anne Kremer(LUX)
This Sarah-nade is Taylor-made - Sarah Taylor(USA)
The Dally-lamas - Dally Randriantefy(MAD)
Flavia of the month - Flavia Pennetta(ITA)
We all Asagoe sometimes - Shinobu Asagoe(JPN)
Can't Pin a loss on her - Camille Pin(FRA)
The Bes never rest - Eva Bes(ESP)
Ani-thing goes - Maret Ani(EST)
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that Zheng - Jie Zheng(CHN)
Parra-normal Activity - Arantxa Parra(ESP)
House of the rising Sun - Tian Tian Sun(CHN)
Jeepers, where'd you get those Scheepers - Chanelle Scheepers(RSA)
Don't know what you got 'til it's Goni - Ainhoa Goni(ESP)

OK, my head hurts. That's enough.

Brian Stewart
Nov 7th, 2002, 01:23 AM
LMAO! Those are great! (I really love "The Dally Lamas")

How about:

Simply the Bes

Lucic, you got some 'splainin' to do

To Erre is human

(from Gallofa's sig:) Conchita, ergo sum
("I spin, therefore I am")

Everything but the kitchen Czink

De Lone Rangers

Abraham, Martin, and Jeon

The Saeki Solution

Teryn them a new one (Teryn Ashley)

Bachmann Turner Overdrive

Brian Stewart
Nov 7th, 2002, 08:21 PM
The Saeki Hotline

Win, Place, or Cho

Ain't nothin' but a Shi-Ting

Here today, gone to Magüi

They Reign in Spain

Belgian at the seams

Justine Time

Martina Müller's day off

Lina and Meaner

Burgers and Freye(s)

Nov 7th, 2002, 08:29 PM
Brian, sitting here groaning and LMAO!! :D

(Greta) Arn'ed and Dangerous

Nov 7th, 2002, 08:47 PM
Brian, these are brilliant!

Nov 7th, 2002, 09:31 PM
LOL @ Ain't nothin' but a Shi-Ting http://www.plaudersmilies.de/laugh.gif

I found a few more.

The Mens-ies Brigade - Jolanda Mens(NED)
Peekaboo Popadic - Lana Popadic(CRO)
I Rencken she's pretty good - Nicole Rencken(RSA)
If the shoe Fitz, wear it - Christina Fitz(GER)
Way to Steck it to her - Jessica Steck(RSA)
It's time to kick some Butkiewicz - Leslie Butkiewicz(BEL)
J. Ditty's Crib - Julie Ditty(USA)
Get your Kix on Route 66 - Daniela Kix(AUT)
It had to be Yu - Ying Yu(CHN)
Can't Krampe her style - Hanna Krampe(GER)
On a Weng and a prayer - Tzu-Ting Weng(TAI)

Nov 7th, 2002, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by Brian Stewart
There are some clever player forum names. (I like "who let the Dutch out?".) But what are some other amusing player forum names we can come up with? For starters, how about:

Chandawamba's Fuzzthumping Forum 3

Where there's a Williams, there's a way 2

The divine secrets of the Widjaja sisterhood 5

The Virginia Monologues 5

That thing you Daniilidou 4 (cute but not really funny)

Coetzer's Coerner 1

Clijsters' Clujsters 1

Jolly (A)rantxa 5

Heeeyyy Makarova! 1 (who is she?)

Daja Vu 5

Dechy or doesn't she? 4

The Momo, the merrier 1

Mikaelian's Navy 1

Two Martina Lunch 1

Oh Schnyder makes your life easier 1
(borrowed from O Cedar brooms)

Everybody Loves Raymond 5
(hey, that would be a good title for a TV show :))

Any Davenport in a storm 1

Magüi Wowie 1

Bovina's Herd 4

Tennis, the next Jenneration
Jenneration Gap 5

Schett Happens 5

Mucho Dinara 5

Forgive and Foretz 3

Sfar, so good 4

Pullin your own weight 2

Taylor made 4

Veni Vidi Vinci 5

Any others? (Try to keep them civil. :))

(on a scale of 1-5 of course)

Nov 7th, 2002, 10:10 PM
Out of the weak humour corner:

* The Serene Siren - Serena Williams
* Shell Child - Venus Williams (Venus of Botichelli)
* Jelly Belly Jenny - Jennifer Captiati
* Just-inches-too-short - Justine Henin
* Mooh Mooh - Amelie Maursmo
* Kim Kong - Kim Clijsters
* Sel est sale - Monica Seles
* Jellypond - Jelena Dokic (Helena -> Hellespont; Jelena: Jellypond -> UK)
* Dany est là - Daniela Hantuchova
* The hingeback of Nôtre-Dame - Martina Hingis

Out of category:

* Barbie Scheet - Barbara Shett (Scheet = a fart in Dutch)
* Schnyder Schnitsel - Patty Schnyder (a neighbouring country, I know)
* Forgotten what my name is - Elena Dementieva

Brian Stewart
Nov 8th, 2002, 07:23 AM
Even Stevenson

Do Wah Ditty
(I better watch the 60's references, lest I date myself :))

I say thee Rennae!

Anna-lyze This!

(Julie) De Roo run run

Auto-Matic (Antonia Matic)

(Chin Bee) Khoo and the gang

(Julie) Dawson's Creek

Bahia Men (male fans of Mouhtassine)

(Ioana) Gaspar, the friendly ghost

Def Jans (Klaudia Jans)

(Ana) Salas, poor Yorrick!

Takin a Bao (Laura Bao)

Magic Marker (Emily Marker)

The Wynne, and still champion
(if that doesn't make sense, then you're not aware that "Wynne" has 2 syllables.)

(Remi) Uda one for me

(Ivana) Zupa Troopers

Bedanova, bath, and beyond

Bahn. Elisabeth Bahn.

Crazy Bammer Jammers

Two silhouettes on McShea

Happy Kamper (Bianca Kamper)

(Jenny) Zika, and ye shall find

Nov 8th, 2002, 07:32 AM
Zupa Troopers

Bedanova, bath, and beyond

ROFL!! :D :D

More GREAT ideas Brian!! :)

Nov 8th, 2002, 07:53 AM
Some of these are positively classic - Brian you've outdone yourself!

Nov 8th, 2002, 04:51 PM
This win was engineered using Solarova power - Adriana Solarova(SVK)
Karner, Karner, Karner, Karner, Karner chameleon - Karina Karner(GER)
The "I'm not THAT Milosevic" Player forum - Dina Milosevic(YUG)
One big Dong - Yanhua Dong(CHN)
You've really Filipp-ed your lid now - Susanne Filipp(AUT)
Go Bhambri and thump 'er (Bambi and Thumper, get it?) - Ankita Bhambri(IND)
Mi-Ok if you ok - Mi-Ok Kim(KOR)
Nobody Doz it better - Gianna Doz(CRO)

Nov 8th, 2002, 05:09 PM
lmao@ some! :)

Nov 8th, 2002, 05:33 PM
I'm gonna start a forum for Marissa Irvin maybe!
Any ideas for a name? Thx!

Nov 8th, 2002, 07:51 PM
S'Irvin Ace's :D

How about that? Sounds GREAT to me :)

Also, lets all sing the Schetty Schetty Bang Bang song :p LOL

Nov 8th, 2002, 09:24 PM
How about "Mad About Marissa"?
Or "The Irvincible Marissa"
Or "Much Ado About Marissa"
Or "The Irvinomics of a winner"

Brian Stewart
Nov 9th, 2002, 12:41 AM
I like that "Irvinomics".

Let's see:
M.I.A. (Marissa Irvin Action)?

As for the other players:

Lucic in the sky with diamonds

Nov 9th, 2002, 03:37 AM
That's a good one Brian for Lucic but it would work better for Lucie Ahl!! ;)

Nov 9th, 2002, 04:01 AM
Here are some:
Lourdes Dominguez Lino- The Lourdes of the Rings
Meilen Tu- With Love From Me Tu You
Samantha Reeves- Summer of Sam
Pavlina Nola- Hola Nola
Lucie Ahl- Ahlo Ahlo (If you watch BBC than you've seen allo allo)

Brian Stewart
Nov 10th, 2002, 09:49 AM
I like that "Lourdes of the Rings". :)
And I think I've seen "Allo allo", but I'm not sure.

Just to show I'm not stuck in the 60's, I give you takes on The Commodores:

You're Once, Twice, Three Times Eleni

and Smashmouth:

Henin, you're an All-star
(get your game on, go play....)

Brian Stewart
Dec 2nd, 2002, 12:21 AM
Wynne Talkers
(temporarily overlooking the multiple syllables in "Wynne")

Brian Stewart
Dec 8th, 2002, 12:42 AM
In keeping with the holiday season:

Oh come, all Yi faithful

Jan 1st, 2003, 02:17 AM

Brian Stewart
Jan 9th, 2003, 12:33 AM
One for the Irvin forums just hit me:

Irvin Legends (from "Urban Legends")

Jan 28th, 2003, 08:53 PM
lol @ Ahlo Ahlo :p

Jan 29th, 2003, 01:10 AM
I've got a few that aren't that great but...

Els Bells (Els Callens! Hells Bells, get it?)
South Pole (Melanie South, a young British player!)
Borwell it ends well! (Sarah Borwell, another Brit!)
Mary had a little Slam! (Mary Pierce, corny I know but...)

Those were just out of the top of my head so...

Feb 26th, 2003, 11:48 PM

Lean Mean Fighting Marlene (For fans of Marlene Weingartner)

M&M (Fans of Martina Muller)

That's it for right now! :o

Jennifer's wife
Feb 26th, 2003, 11:59 PM
Jen's den of iniquity!;) ;) :lick: :lick: :devil:

Brian Stewart
Feb 27th, 2003, 12:29 AM
I hadn't seen these last few. They're pretty good!

Sam L
Feb 27th, 2003, 12:32 AM
All Yi Faithful, that's a good one :D And Wynne Talkers too. LOL

I don't have any unfortunately :o

Feb 27th, 2003, 12:32 AM
Brian is a natural at this.

Keep 'em coming.

Sam L
Feb 27th, 2003, 12:33 AM
Oh I do have one...

Iroda - The IT girl

Feb 27th, 2003, 02:59 AM
Bovina's Herd


Sam L
Feb 27th, 2003, 03:03 AM
Leena, you've gotta admit that was pretty funny, LMAO! :D

Feb 27th, 2003, 03:35 AM
i dont understand 'bovina's herd'??

Feb 27th, 2003, 03:46 AM
It was good... but I hear the "Bovina? Is she a cow?" jokes everytime I mention her to a non-tennis fan. :mad:

Brian Stewart
Feb 27th, 2003, 06:57 AM
In this case, the "herd" would be her fans. Just like we could say "Pelikanova's Flock".

Here's another:

The Art of Woehr
(probably won't make much sense if you pronounce German properly)

Brian Stewart
Apr 16th, 2003, 01:00 AM
Another new one:

Bad-ass Marta Fraga

(note: a "bad-ass" is good, it denotes toughness)

Apr 16th, 2003, 01:36 AM
Just so you know... I stole your idea of "Bovina's Herd". :p

Apr 16th, 2003, 01:39 AM
a couple of month's ago we were talking about a name for angie widjaja's thread and i suggested Gie's Spot because a lot of people call her Gie for short and i thought i'd make it funny. but they didn't take the idea.

Apr 16th, 2003, 01:40 AM
Body Piercings-Mary Pierce :p

Brian Stewart
Jul 2nd, 2003, 12:16 AM
The Shahar Peer Image

Jul 2nd, 2003, 12:20 AM
Got You Under My Skina


Great thread :D

Jul 2nd, 2003, 12:22 AM
Any for Rafael Nadal?
I might be starting a section for him on the ATP forum. :)

Brian Stewart
Jul 2nd, 2003, 12:56 AM
Valley of Nadal?

(okay, that was weak)

Pre-Nadal Care?

(I'll have to cogitate a bit on this one)

Jul 2nd, 2003, 04:16 AM
Gagliardi's Chalet :)

Brian Stewart
Feb 28th, 2004, 07:29 AM
Sprem Wails

How about some retired players? If they'd had forums, what would they have been called?


Gibson Girls (and Boys)

Citius, Althea, Fortius

Bueno's Dais

Hard Time

Feb 28th, 2004, 01:30 PM
lol Brian ur a genius :worship:

I'm Homewood Bound [Carly Homewood]
Neri Good [Natalie Neri] or Berry Good [Melissa Berry]
I tried so hard, and got so Sfar, but in the end it doesn't even matter ;)
Lucie's going Ahl the way :kiss:
Give her a Pat-erson on the back [Karen Paterson]
The Life of Reilly [Linzi Reilly]

those are awful i know, but im hungover so my comedy gene is temporarily dormant

Feb 28th, 2004, 01:31 PM
Go on love, give us a Vis

(instead of kiss in case u didn't get it :p)

Brian Stewart
Sep 24th, 2004, 07:05 AM
A few new ones:

Chanda Rootin'

Gettin' cozy with Kuzy
(or perhaps Kissin' Kuzn's')

From the legends category:

Althea in the final

Sep 24th, 2004, 07:17 AM
My goodness,

This brings new meaning to "Old threads die hard"!

RatedR Superstar
Sep 24th, 2004, 08:36 AM
The Virginia Monologues

That thing you Daniilidou

Heeeyyy Makarova!

Schett Happens

:lol: :lol: :lol: These 4 are the best, MORE!!!!

Sep 24th, 2004, 11:17 AM
alicia molik needs a name for her forum
any suggestions?

Brian Stewart
Sep 25th, 2004, 08:23 AM
Frolic with Molik

Me Like Molik

Unleashed Molik

I'm sure someone can come up with something better.

Sep 25th, 2004, 08:26 AM
Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai like you very much!

(I think its a very old song froma very old show! Helen Lawson will remember it, she probably starred in it!):p

Sep 29th, 2004, 01:47 PM
alicia molik needs a name for her forum
any suggestions?Molik, Molik - grin'o'holic :p