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Slutiana
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:04 PM
:eek:

@AllaK11 ...Going to Dementieva's wedding on saturday!...

Mary Cherry.
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:06 PM
Saturday or Sunday? Details plz.

New_balls_please
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:06 PM
http://www.gifsoup.com/view/35660/britney-crying-o.gif

frenchie
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:08 PM
I wonder if Nastya is invited??

Slutiana
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:08 PM
That should be D and Saturday. I'm just in shock right now - Elena will finally be losing her virginity and innocence. :sobbing:

Sammo
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:09 PM
I wonder if Elena is invited :scratch:

timafi
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:10 PM
congrats Elena:awww: :hug: :D

Mistress of Evil
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:11 PM
Elena :bigclap: Baby Lenochkas coming soon :hearts: too bad the groom is not as divine and beautiful as the bride :awww: she deserves so much better :sobbing:

TheBoiledEgg
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:12 PM
just hope Mommy Vera doesnt have to show Lena ermmmmmm :o

young_gunner913
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:13 PM
Congrats Lena. :aparty:

Mary Cherry.
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:14 PM
I still think she plans on having the babies delivered by a stork tbh.

Still, best wishes to the bride :)

Serenita
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:16 PM
Congrats Elena! hope you have a great day and happy life.

:D

smarties
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:25 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/MundoLopez/tumblr_kvhkvwh5GB1qzf94so1_400.gif

Sammo
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:30 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/MundoLopez/tumblr_kvhkvwh5GB1qzf94so1_400.gif

Nice gif

tennis-insomniac
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:30 PM
Lena Congrats :D

They really look a strong couple and with strong I mean relationship-wise, I have a feeling Lena will have a daughter, not sure if it's the reason for the marriage :p all joking aside, I wish them the best :yeah:

Break My Rapture
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:32 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/MundoLopez/tumblr_kvhkvwh5GB1qzf94so1_400.gif
:spit:

LCS
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:45 PM
:sobbing: Lena

Serena_Williams_
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:49 PM
Awwwww so happy for her!

Rui.
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:51 PM
Continuing the quest for a grand slam win. Anastasia Dementieva will arrive on the tour in 14 years :awww: With bangs :woohoo:


Congrats Lena :awww: Really happy for you :D

Serena_Williams_
Jul 12th, 2011, 09:57 PM
Continuing the quest for a grand slam win. Anastasia Dementieva will arrive on the tour in 14 years :awww: With bangs :woohoo:


Congrats Lena :awww: Really happy for you :D

You little (bitch) xD

ArcticMoose
Jul 12th, 2011, 10:01 PM
:cheer:Best Wishes to Lena:kiss: & Maxim on their future together - Hoping for Little Lenas:hearts: to hit the tour ASAP please:angel:

Dodoboy.
Jul 12th, 2011, 10:04 PM
t4p!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg1yqq1J2q1qazkdco1_500.gif

Richie's
Jul 12th, 2011, 10:10 PM
Lena :hysteric:

svetaisthebest
Jul 12th, 2011, 10:14 PM
Elena:eek: no longer the bridesmaid:p but in all seriousness, hope they have a great future together:)

DragonFlame
Jul 12th, 2011, 10:17 PM
Is this real???

Oh my :hysteric: Our little girl is growing up.

Love you hun, enjoy your big day! We want pictures of her in her dress!!! :eek:
Can't believe this is happening. *storms off to the SS dementieva thread*

CrossCourt~Rally
Jul 12th, 2011, 10:29 PM
I can just see Miffed Max flying over to crash the wedding and standing up when asked " is there anyone in this room who objects to this wedding" :happy:


Congrats Lena! :bounce:

Stonerpova
Jul 12th, 2011, 10:38 PM
Thrilled for her! I'm going to be respectful and not make any "bridesmaid" jokes

Sombrerero loco
Jul 12th, 2011, 10:43 PM
lena :hearts:

Ryan
Jul 12th, 2011, 10:49 PM
I feel like we need a "Locker Room Confrontation" thread to recreate the wedding. :sobbing: It has GOLD written all over it.

Certinfy
Jul 12th, 2011, 10:50 PM
No! I wanted to be the one! :sad:

tennisbum79
Jul 12th, 2011, 10:51 PM
Poor Miffedmax!!!

Hope this does not threaten the publication of The Last Flight Out Of series.

I am hereby calling on all posters to ask Miffedmax, to write a special wedding version of The Last Flight Out Of , with possible ttile The Last Flight Out Of The Banged One Nuptial.
It would be a fitting tribute from the great Miffedmax to the great Dementieva

hotandspicey
Jul 12th, 2011, 11:02 PM
Poor miffedmax. Now he's gonna need more duct tape and glue. :hug:
Congrats to Elena. Hope she's happy. Nice to see so many players getting married. Now if only my favs.......oh well.

CrossCourt~Rally
Jul 12th, 2011, 11:07 PM
I feel like we need a "Locker Room Confrontation" thread to recreate the wedding. :sobbing: It has GOLD written all over it.

:oh:

doooma6816
Jul 12th, 2011, 11:08 PM
Congrats Elena!:inlove:

Le Tenisse
Jul 12th, 2011, 11:14 PM
Miffedmax ís too shocked, hasn´t said a thing about this. Congrats to Elena.

Spring Pools
Jul 12th, 2011, 11:37 PM
Their kids will be great athletes!

Brad[le]y.
Jul 12th, 2011, 11:45 PM
Something's wrong though...
he isn't here!! :speakles:

Pops Maellard
Jul 12th, 2011, 11:49 PM
Congrats. :aparty:

tennisbum79
Jul 12th, 2011, 11:52 PM
Something's wrong though...
he isn't here!! :speakles:
Too early, the tragedy has just happened, Miffedmax needs some time to gather his thoughts.
He knows there no other place but this TF, where he can get all the support he needs while dealing with this grief

legionmx
Jul 13th, 2011, 12:02 AM
Too early, the tragedy has just happened, Miffedmax needs some time to gather his thoughts.
He knows there no other place but this TF, where he can get all the support he needs while dealing with this grief

Either that, or he is en route to Russia :tape:... wait... he may had already been there... :shrug:

tennisbum79
Jul 13th, 2011, 12:32 AM
Either that, or he is en route to Russia :tape:... wait... he may had already been there... :shrug:
Are you making new here: Miffedmax and Lena D are tying the knots?

Sammo
Jul 13th, 2011, 12:41 AM
Perhaps he's gonna bomb the wedding :oh:

Helen Lawson
Jul 13th, 2011, 12:46 AM
Sadly, Gold Medals rank higher than Oscars in Russia, so I am unable to snag an invite.

Who's the guy? Pics?

brickhousesupporter
Jul 13th, 2011, 12:53 AM
I can just see Miffed Max flying over to crash the wedding and standing up when asked " is there anyone in this room who objects to this wedding" :happy:


Congrats Lena! :bounce:

You just gave me this visual....
ytUKwHeGvoA

Singleniacki
Jul 13th, 2011, 01:16 AM
Lena! Congrats :inlove:

Noctis
Jul 13th, 2011, 01:31 AM
Those bangs is shining.

*JR*
Jul 13th, 2011, 01:36 AM
Too early, the tragedy has just happened, Miffedmax needs some time to gather his thoughts. He knows there no other place but this TF, where he can get all the support he needs while dealing with this grief

From Max, to Lena:

XEiguksC60c

goldenlox
Jul 13th, 2011, 01:52 AM
I cant wait to see which players she invited.
All I know so far is Alla.

Renalicious
Jul 13th, 2011, 01:55 AM
Congrats Elena! Now have a baby and come back to the tour. :kiss:

hurricanejeanne
Jul 13th, 2011, 02:05 AM
Awwww, Mommy Vera's letting Lena fly to coop finally. :awww:

Max :hug:

Jane Lane
Jul 13th, 2011, 02:10 AM
This was the thread I was looking for :lol:

Max :hug:

KarlyM*
Jul 13th, 2011, 02:11 AM
Awww! Congrats Elena! :)

I hope we get to see a pic of her in her dress. ;)

czx22
Jul 13th, 2011, 02:14 AM
oh...lena!!!!!!

Daniela-Is-Mine
Jul 13th, 2011, 02:14 AM
There is no proof that miffedmax wont be the groom...:rolleyes: we just know that a wedding is going to happen

M.P
Jul 13th, 2011, 02:57 AM
Lena :sobbing:

young_gunner913
Jul 13th, 2011, 03:01 AM
There is no proof that miffedmax wont be the groom...:rolleyes: we just know that a wedding is going to happen

That would be a shotgun wedding. :lol:

BlueTrees
Jul 13th, 2011, 03:27 AM
Congratulations Elena! :inlove:

thegreendestiny
Jul 13th, 2011, 04:48 AM
Lena will finally lose her virginity? :eek:

Mommy Vera will have the whole Friday to teach her all about copulation. :tape:

Congrats though. :yeah:

Brad[le]y.
Jul 13th, 2011, 05:03 AM
There is no proof that miffedmax wont be the groom...:rolleyes: we just know that a wedding is going to happen

no wonder why he hasn't posted :scared:

Vamos Feńa
Jul 13th, 2011, 06:47 AM
:awww: ::bounce::bounce: Lena!!! :hug: :hug:
All the best to You and Maxim! :):)
I want to see some pics from Russian papers after the wedding! Hopefully there'll be Myskina or Krasnoroutskaya :hearts:


ps. what's with those virgin jokes? :scratch:

Alejandrawrrr
Jul 13th, 2011, 06:51 AM
While I was kinda holding out hope that the engagement would fall through and then she'd come back, happy for her! We need many pics, especially of Mommy Vera :sobbing:

Drimal
Jul 13th, 2011, 07:16 AM
Congrats Lena! :sobbing: :dance:

She is finally in the news again.

Danči Dementia
Jul 13th, 2011, 07:19 AM
oh Alla :rolls: :facepalm:

had she not announced this, we would have found out Lena got married the day after the wedding or later....


Lena :sobbing:.
congrats and good luck.

and @ at the virginity comments :awww: :lol:

moby
Jul 13th, 2011, 08:33 AM
Caroline Wozn Taylor Swift has some advice for miffedmax

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Wert.
Jul 13th, 2011, 08:55 AM
Tears of joy :)

Beat
Jul 13th, 2011, 08:57 AM
Elena:eek: no longer the bridesmaid:p

:lol:

Gilas.
Jul 13th, 2011, 09:02 AM
Enjoy your new life Lena :kiss:

hdfb
Jul 13th, 2011, 09:42 AM
Hope we get lots of photos

Corswandt
Jul 13th, 2011, 09:42 AM
Thrilled for her! I'm going to be respectful and not make any "bridesmaid" jokes

Trop tard:

Elena:eek: no longer the bridesmaid:p

ps. what's with those virgin jokes? :scratch:

Maxwell's "locker room confrontation" and "last flight out of..." threads. Plus all the clinging on to Mommy Vera.

Nina.
Jul 13th, 2011, 11:23 AM
Congrats to Lena and Maxim :)

miffedmax
Jul 13th, 2011, 12:08 PM
:hearts: It's soooo romantic. I can't wait for pics of Lena in her wedding dress.

Yes, I do get a vicarious thrill out of the fact she is marrying a fellow Max. I don't care how twisted that is.

I didn't know there was a GM thread about it or I would have posted sooner. I just want Lena to be happy and to be a mother as she said she wants to. There is nothing better than being a parent.

Even of two teenagers. :mad:

Speaking of, I have to take one to a tournament so I won't have time to do a wedding confrontation for awhile...but it sounds like fun. I will have to try when I get back.

Meanwhile, I wish Max and Lena all the best. *sigh* She's going to be so beautiful. :hearts:

BuTtErFrEnA
Jul 13th, 2011, 12:17 PM
I can just see Miffed Max flying over to crash the wedding and standing up when asked " is there anyone in this room who objects to this wedding" :happy:


Congrats Lena! :bounce:



You just gave me this visual....
ytUKwHeGvoA



:rolls: too true

BuTtErFrEnA
Jul 13th, 2011, 12:18 PM
:hearts: It's soooo romantic. I can't wait for pics of Lena in her wedding dress.

Yes, I do get a vicarious thrill out of the fact she is marrying a fellow Max. I don't care how twisted that is.

I didn't know there was a GM thread about it or I would have posted sooner. I just want Lena to be happy and to be a mother as she said she wants to. There is nothing better than being a parent.

Even of two teenagers. :mad:

Speaking of, I have to take one to a tournament so I won't have time to do a wedding confrontation for awhile...but it sounds like fun. I will have to try when I get back.

Meanwhile, I wish Max and Lena all the best. *sigh* She's going to be so beautiful. :hearts:


you know you were busying booking tickets to mother russia :lol: let's not lie...do you have a plan to crash or is it all going to play by air :oh:

tennisbum79
Jul 13th, 2011, 12:18 PM
:hearts: It's soooo romantic. I can't wait for pics of Lena in her wedding dress.

Yes, I do get a vicarious thrill out of the fact she is marrying a fellow Max. I don't care how twisted that is.

I didn't know there was a GM thread about it or I would have posted sooner. I just want Lena to be happy and to be a mother as she said she wants to. There is nothing better than being a parent.

Even of two teenagers. :mad:

Speaking of, I have to take one to a tournament so I won't have time to do a wedding confrontation for awhile...but it sounds like fun. I will have to try when I get back.

Meanwhile, I wish Max and Lena all the best. *sigh* She's going to be so beautiful. :hearts:
So you are ok.

WE have looking for you since the news broke.
We thought you had already made your way to the wedding.

Isn't interesting that Maxim and MiffedMax have the same ring?

LenaDMania0003
Jul 13th, 2011, 12:20 PM
Congrats Lena :bounce:

Brena
Jul 13th, 2011, 12:22 PM
Awww. So she's really getting married and leaving us forever. :crying2:
But if she hurries up with Baby #1, she can still defend her Olympic gold next year! :D

miffedmax
Jul 13th, 2011, 02:19 PM
you know you were busying booking tickets to mother russia :lol: let's not lie...do you have a plan to crash or is it all going to play by air :oh:

:banana: I'm booked for the bachelorette party. I should have known you'd see through that ruse about my son's tournament.

Corswandt
Jul 13th, 2011, 02:44 PM
:banana: I'm booked for the bachelorette party.

A Lena D. bachelorette party would probably make a spending ten years in a cell at Mt. Athos look like an exciting prospect.

miffedmax
Jul 13th, 2011, 02:49 PM
A Lena D. bachelorette party would probably make a spending ten years in a cell at Mt. Athos look like an exciting prospect.

Nonsense! I'm reading an exciting, 20,000-word essay on her bangs in my inimitable mumbling monotone.:hearts::hearts::hearts:

MaBaker
Jul 13th, 2011, 02:57 PM
Elena:eek: no longer the bridesmaid:p
Still enough time to choke it away.

Mynarco
Jul 13th, 2011, 02:58 PM
How does the groom look like :unsure:?

deadparrot
Jul 13th, 2011, 02:59 PM
Nonsense! I'm reading an exciting, 20,000-word essay on her bangs in my inimitable mumbling monotone.:hearts::hearts::hearts:

What did your son do to warrant this kind of punishment (assuming he wrote it)? :lol:

miffedmax
Jul 13th, 2011, 03:01 PM
That should be D and Saturday. I'm just in shock right now - Elena will finally be losing her virginity and innocence. :sobbing:

She may lose her virginity, but she will never lose her innocence.

http://tennis.topbuzz.com/tennis-pics/d/16175-2/Elena+Dementieva+gives+a+puzzled+look.jpg
Again? The things I do for Holy Mother Russia...

Juanes
Jul 13th, 2011, 03:02 PM
will she change her name as well?

TheHangover
Jul 13th, 2011, 03:12 PM
She may lose her virginity, but she will never lose her innocence.

http://tennis.topbuzz.com/tennis-pics/d/16175-2/Elena+Dementieva+gives+a+puzzled+look.jpg
Again? The things I do for Holy Mother Russia...

that eye :scared:

Sammo
Jul 13th, 2011, 03:14 PM
It's gonna explode :lol:

moby
Jul 13th, 2011, 03:19 PM
Still enough time to choke it away.There's a joke in here somewhere. :tape:

AnywhereButHome
Jul 13th, 2011, 03:19 PM
Congrats Lena :p wishing you a happy married life !!! :bounce:

Miss Atomic Bomb
Jul 13th, 2011, 03:20 PM
Still enough time to choke it away.

Choking will get her closer to the final reward in this case.

miffedmax
Jul 13th, 2011, 03:35 PM
^^^Lena? NEVER.

gmak
Jul 13th, 2011, 03:44 PM
lena :hearts: :hearts: :hysteric: :kiss:
can't believe this day has finally come :sobbing:

hopefully some little Dementievas to come on tour :angel:

miffedmax
Jul 13th, 2011, 04:03 PM
lena :hearts: :hearts: :hysteric: :kiss:
can't believe this day has finally come :sobbing:

hopefully some little Dementievas to come on tour :angel:

But won't they be Afinogenovas?

I hope she keeps her own name for professional reasons. I'll never be able to pronounce Afinogenova. :sobbing:

And "Lena A." will never have the same ring as "Lena D." (She can be Elena Afinogenova in her private life if she wants to be traditional). I'm still all :bounce: about this, in case you can't tell from my 8,000 posts in this thread.

C. Drone
Jul 13th, 2011, 05:28 PM
Congrats Lena and Maxim! :bigclap:

saul1333
Jul 13th, 2011, 06:05 PM
I cant think of anything to say except I am very happy for her :sobbing:

Ryan
Jul 13th, 2011, 08:58 PM
:hearts: It's soooo romantic. I can't wait for pics of Lena in her wedding dress.

Yes, I do get a vicarious thrill out of the fact she is marrying a fellow Max. I don't care how twisted that is.

I didn't know there was a GM thread about it or I would have posted sooner. I just want Lena to be happy and to be a mother as she said she wants to. There is nothing better than being a parent.

Even of two teenagers. :mad:

Speaking of, I have to take one to a tournament so I won't have time to do a wedding confrontation for awhile...but it sounds like fun. I will have to try when I get back.

Meanwhile, I wish Max and Lena all the best. *sigh* She's going to be so beautiful. :hearts:



SHENANIGANS!

Max conveniently has a "soccer tournament" to go to, while the wedding is going on....? Bullshit. Keep an eye out for a wedding crasher.

DefyingGravity
Jul 13th, 2011, 09:09 PM
As long as her wedding dress wasn't made by Yonex, it'll look beautiful!

Sammo
Jul 13th, 2011, 11:15 PM
As long as her wedding dress wasn't made by Yonex, it'll look beautiful!

God, there's like a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000001% of possibilities that her wedding dress is designed by Yonex, but it still frightens me :sobbing:

edificio
Jul 14th, 2011, 12:17 AM
As long as her wedding dress wasn't made by Yonex, it'll look beautiful!

:lol::haha:

Noctis
Jul 14th, 2011, 12:42 AM
No longer Lena D. Lena A.:speakles:

miffedmax
Jul 14th, 2011, 02:10 AM
After careful consideration, I have decided there is only one appropriate way for me to celebrate this momentous occasion, this joyous day, these nuptials of the divine Elena.

As of July 16, 2011: MY OATH WILL BE RENEWED UNTIL 11:59 PM ON DEC 31st, 2011.

doktor
Jul 14th, 2011, 04:36 AM
After careful consideration, I have decided there is only one appropriate way for me to celebrate this momentous occasion, this joyous day, these nuptials of the divine Elena.

As of July 16, 2011: MY OATH WILL BE RENEWED UNTIL 11:59 PM ON DEC 31st, 2011.

Oh shit yes


Does that mean "Lena's Bangs" are back albeit in a different form?

miffedmax
Jul 14th, 2011, 11:55 AM
Yes. I will have to mention Lena's bangs in every post from Saturday until the end of the year.

brickhousesupporter
Jul 14th, 2011, 12:43 PM
Yes. I will have to mention Lena's bangs in every post from Saturday until the end of the year.
Yes, because that wasn't annoying or anything the first time.....

deadparrot
Jul 14th, 2011, 12:53 PM
Yes, because that wasn't annoying or anything the first time.....

View it as the forum equivalent of Dogme 95 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogme_95), ie. setting up obstacles for oneself in the belief that it will boost one's creativity :)

miffedmax
Jul 14th, 2011, 02:06 PM
Yes, because that wasn't annoying or anything the first time.....

The timing of the marriage and the start of TWAT was too good to pass up.

gumoll
Jul 14th, 2011, 03:08 PM
Safina's invitation :)

http://yfrog.com/z/kfki2ggj

I think :p

moby
Jul 14th, 2011, 03:34 PM
Safina's invitation :)

http://yfrog.com/z/kfki2ggj

I think :pI cannot.

Break My Rapture
Jul 14th, 2011, 03:43 PM
Safina's invitation :)

http://yfrog.com/z/kfki2ggj

I think :p
The Ritz-Carlton. :oh: You know what to do, Max.

miffedmax
Jul 14th, 2011, 03:46 PM
I am giddy with excitement. I truly am a goofball romantic softie at heart. *sigh* I want it to be the biggest fairytale ever.

But I really will be at a tennis tournament in Austin with the only player I love more than Elena this weekend.

Sammo
Jul 14th, 2011, 03:56 PM
The Ritz-Carlton. :oh: You know what to do, Max.

Yes........ Max..... :devil: *Grabs up emergency suitcase and calls a taxi to the airport*

hurricanejeanne
Jul 14th, 2011, 05:50 PM
Safina's invitation :)

http://yfrog.com/z/kfki2ggj

I think :p

:awww: Very classy invite.
Lena will make a very beautiful bride.

edificio
Jul 14th, 2011, 06:14 PM
Yes. I will have to mention Lena's bangs in every post from Saturday until the end of the year.

Why punish the rest of us?

BuTtErFrEnA
Jul 14th, 2011, 06:44 PM
I am giddy with excitement. I truly am a goofball romantic softie at heart. *sigh* I want it to be the biggest fairytale ever.

But I really will be at a tennis tournament in Austin with the only player I love more than Elena this weekend.


I know...I'll win just because you're there :kiss:

kaktusino
Jul 14th, 2011, 09:22 PM
At first Alla "told everyone" about the wedding, now Dinara shared some information. :lol:
So far we know that Dinara, Alla and Vesnina are invited.

As well we know that the wedding ceremony will take a place on terrace of the Ritz-Carlton Hotel.

And a wedding dinner will happen here.
http://i011.radikal.ru/1107/49/efa7651308b7.jpg (http://www.radikal.ru)

Lena :hearts: :hysteric: :sobbing:

Spring Pools
Jul 14th, 2011, 10:27 PM
I'm guessing Vesnina will be the cameraman? :lol:

Sammo
Jul 14th, 2011, 10:37 PM
I'm guessing Vesnina will be the cameraman? :lol:

Or the waitress... :lol:

Spring Pools
Jul 14th, 2011, 10:38 PM
Or the waitress... :lol:

I don't think we want her around giving "service"

goldenlox
Jul 14th, 2011, 10:52 PM
Should be lots of tweets about the wedding when its over.
I hope these girls take lots of pictures!

killerqueen
Jul 15th, 2011, 12:56 AM
I can't wait to see the pictures! Elena will make such a beautiful bride!

Maca.Lofish
Jul 15th, 2011, 07:07 AM
I'm so happy for my dear Elenita :sobbing: :sobbing: :sobbing:

goldenlox
Jul 15th, 2011, 10:51 AM
AllaK11 (http://twitter.com/#!/AllaK11)Alla Kudryavtseva

Getting ready for Elena's big day! So excited :)