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Sammo
Jul 5th, 2011, 10:43 PM
Categories
Height
Legs
Boobs
Rest of the body
Face
Hair
Skin
Attitude


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Height --> Sabine Lisicki (178cm/5'10'')
Legs --> Daniela Hantuchova
Boobs --> Julia Goerges
Rest of the body --> Jelena Jankovic
Face --> Barbora Zahlavova Strycova
Hair --> Alicia Molik
Skin --> Agnieszka Radwanska
Attitude --> Sabine Lisicki

edificio
Jul 5th, 2011, 10:45 PM
:scratch: :weirdo:

Frankenstein thread should be saved for the off season. Just a suggestion.

Sammo
Jul 5th, 2011, 10:47 PM
:scratch: :weirdo:

Frankenstein thread should be saved for the off season. Just a suggestion.

Let's kill them all and do it for real :cool:

Sammo
Jul 6th, 2011, 12:40 AM
Hello? Shitty tournaments going on? Time to do threads for the boredom. Whatever... play or I'll kill y'all

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Qi6Ni1WFiS4/Tb_zKKAK_EI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/uOrYT6sUxgw/s1600/saw4-jigsaw.jpg

Mike81
Jul 6th, 2011, 06:29 AM
'Bootie' should be its own category too :lick:

Berlin_Calling
Jul 6th, 2011, 06:45 AM
Cibulkova's face, Paszek's boobs, Hantuchova's legs, Azarenka's hair

Kəv.
Jul 6th, 2011, 06:49 AM
Height: Maria Sharapova
Legs: Daniela Hantuchova
Boobs: Julia Goerges
Rest of the body: Jelena Jankovic
Face: Mandy Minella
Hair: Alize Cornet
Skin: Ana Ivanovic
Attitude --> Sabine Lisicki

Mike81
Jul 6th, 2011, 06:56 AM
Height Sabine
Legs Maria Kirilenko
Boobs Julia Goerges
Bootie (most important body part for me haha) Sabine
Rest of the body Sabine
Hair Sabine
Skin Sabine
Attitude Sabine

Petkorazzi
Jul 6th, 2011, 09:20 AM
I think a girl with Hantuchova's skinny legs and Goerges's big boobs would look weird. :unsure:

ptitnavet
Jul 6th, 2011, 09:31 AM
Height:Ivanovic
Legs: Goerges
Boobs: Goerges
Rest of the body: Goerges
Face: Alizé Lim :hearts:
http://hottennisplayers.org/wp-content/uploads/Alize-Lim.jpg
Hair: Cirstea :shrug:
Skin: Ivanovic
Attitude: Dementieva

Fantasy Hero
Jul 6th, 2011, 09:53 AM
Hair: Patty Schnyder
Forehead: Caroline Wozniacki
Eyes: Vania King
Nose: Alizč Cornet
Beutyspot: schivone francesca
Boobs: Pironkova
Tummy: Kleybanova/Dokic
Height: Sara Errani

:inlove:

JustPetko
Jul 6th, 2011, 10:50 AM
Height: Sharapova
Legs: A.Radwanska
Boobs: Domachowska
Rest of the body: Jankovic
Face: Hlavackova
Hair: Azarenka
Skin: Ivanovic
Attitude: Lisicki

C. Drone
Jul 6th, 2011, 11:37 AM
The belly.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dTG6uk2j6azV/610x.jpg

Your fave could never.

Maria rocks
Jul 6th, 2011, 11:41 AM
Height: Maria Sharapova
Legs: Maria Sharapova
Boobs: Caroline Wozniacki
Rest of the body: Maria Sharapova
Face: Sabine Lisicki
Hair: Alize Cornet
Skin: Ana Ivanovic
Attitude --> Maria Sharapova

Lord Choc Ice
Jul 6th, 2011, 11:50 AM
Height: Dementieva
Legs: Ivanovic
Boobs Wozniacki
Rest of the body Ivanovic
Face Ivanovic
Hair Ivanovic
Skin Ivanovic
Attitude Dementieva

Sammo
Jul 6th, 2011, 12:22 PM
Hair: Patty Schnyder
Forehead: Caroline Wozniacki
Eyes: Vania King
Nose: Alizč Cornet
Beutyspot: schivone francesca
Boobs: Pironkova
Tummy: Kleybanova/Dokic
Height: Sara Errani

:inlove:

Frankenstina :inlove:

indicapuja
Jul 6th, 2011, 12:31 PM
Height: Dementieva
Legs: Dementieva
Boobs: Dementieva
Rest of the body: Dementieva
Face: Dementieva
Hair: Dementieva
Skin: Dementieva
Attitude --> Dementieva :bounce:

Miss Amor
Jul 6th, 2011, 12:31 PM
Height --> Sabine Lisicki (178cm/5'10'')
Legs --> Daniela Hantuchova
Boobs --> Julia Goerges
Rest of the body --> Jelena Jankovic
Face --> Barbora Zahlavova Strycova
Hair --> Alicia Molik
Skin --> Agnieszka Radwanska
Attitude --> Sabine Lisicki

http://i51.tinypic.com/2elqvqv.jpg
Have fun wanking to it.

Pump-it-UP
Jul 6th, 2011, 12:57 PM
Height: Venus
Legs: Venus
Boobs: Goerges
Rest of the body: Kirilenko
Face: Ivanovic
Hair: King
Skin: Wozniacki
Attitude: Serena

With Serena's smile/teeth :hearts:

miffedmax
Jul 6th, 2011, 01:03 PM
Height: Dementieva
Legs: Dementieva
Boobs: Dementieva
Rest of the body: Dementieva
Face: Dementieva
Hair: Dementieva,c. 2001
Skin: Dementieva
Attitude --> Dementieva :bounce:

There. NOW she's perfect.

hectopascal
Jul 6th, 2011, 01:23 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/2elqvqv.jpg
Have fun wanking to it.

HOT :drool:

(my balls are hurting now)

debopero
Jul 6th, 2011, 01:27 PM
Some of these woman would look quite freakish :tape: .

Excelscior
Jul 6th, 2011, 01:31 PM
Ah Uhm. Since this is a tennis thread. Aren't you guys forgetting probably the most important body parts for the game; arms!! You do have to hit the ball, right (or is this purely a cosmetic gesture)? Just saying. Smh. Lol.

Sammo
Jul 6th, 2011, 01:46 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/2elqvqv.jpg
Have fun wanking to it.

Oh my God I've been laughing for 2 minutes now :spit: :happy::happy::happy: :sobbing::haha:
:bowdown: I'm not fapping to that in a million years but well done :lol:

RenaSlam.
Jul 6th, 2011, 10:56 PM
The belly.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dTG6uk2j6azV/610x.jpg

Your fave could NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Fixed.

Lord Choc Ice
Jul 7th, 2011, 12:23 PM
Skin --> Agnieszka Radwanska


You sure?

http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/9475/05fb40dd93865bf3a497fac.jpg

x0Yly-Lz_5I

Petkorazzi
Jul 7th, 2011, 12:25 PM
^ Aga's skin looks fine in tha pic :unsure:

Fantasy Hero
Jul 7th, 2011, 12:27 PM
indeed :unsure:

Remix13
Jul 7th, 2011, 01:17 PM
Height: Dementieva
Legs: Dementieva
Boobs: Dementieva
Rest of the body: Dementieva
Face: Dementieva
Hair: Dementieva
Skin: Dementieva
Attitude --> Dementieva :bounce:

I like that, surely better than most mixture of players :lol:

The perfect tennis girl already exists (to my biased eyes at least) :

Legs : Kirilenko
Boobs : Kirilenko
Rest of the body : Kirilenko
Face : Kirilenko
Hair : Kirilenko
Skin : Kirilenko
Attitude : Kirilenko

Her body is just perfectly proportionate (not too tall or small, she has curves, athletic but not too buffed), her face is so cute, her magnificent blond hair... :inlove:

Sammo
Jul 7th, 2011, 01:20 PM
Well I'm just watching Eva Birnerova live, she's really beautiful, looks like Evangeline Lilly :hearts:

MB.
Jul 7th, 2011, 03:09 PM
Ana's perfect tan.

matty
Jul 7th, 2011, 05:16 PM
no thanks, this is just weird

Dementinator
Jul 7th, 2011, 05:49 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/2elqvqv.jpg
Have fun wanking to it.

Fucking Hell!!!

There are some things you simply cannot unsee.

Thats sleep gone west for the next few nights.

pov
Jul 7th, 2011, 06:58 PM
Categories
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Legs
Boobs
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Face
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You have issues son. Serious issues. I'm sure you don't think you do and don't see what about this thread shows that but . .yeah . . .you do.

Dav.
Jul 7th, 2011, 07:14 PM
It's called Anna Kournikova c. 1999.

Sammo
Jul 7th, 2011, 11:02 PM
You have issues son. Serious issues. I'm sure you don't think you do and don't see what about this thread shows that but . .yeah . . .you do.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkw5goAPlh1qb9fsd.png

Sammo
Jul 7th, 2011, 11:02 PM
It's called Anna Kournikova c. 1999.

2000 for me, 1999 still too girly

Helen Lawson
Jul 8th, 2011, 12:23 AM
Sveta's face, Klebanova's body weight, Justine's breasts, Kim's complection, Serena'a ass and Pam Shriver's feet.

pedropt
Jul 8th, 2011, 12:32 AM
Height: Venus
Legs: Sharapova
Boobs: Goerges
Rest of the body: Ivanovic
Face: Pennetta
Hair: Sharapova
Skin: Ivanovic
Attitude: Dementieva

Break My Rapture
Jul 8th, 2011, 01:19 AM
Goerges is perfection, there's nothing about her body that isn't hot IMO.
http://i51.tinypic.com/2elqvqv.jpg
Have fun wanking to it.
:hysteric: :crying2:

Curtos07
Jul 8th, 2011, 01:54 AM
Height Ivanovic
Legs Ivanovic
Boobs Goerges
Rest of the body Ivanovic
Face Ivanovic
Hair Ivanovic
Skin Ivanovic
Attitude Ivanovic :hearts:

CuteKoala
Jul 8th, 2011, 12:58 PM
height:

D. Hantuchová [SVK]

http://media.eresmas.com/biblioteca/img/segundosfuera2/daniela-hantuchova-4.jpg

face:

S. Cîrstea [ROU]

http://89.47.247.63/usr/thumbs/thumb_500_x_334/2011/06/06/367263-sorana-cirstea.jpg

eyes:

J. Wesnina [RUS]

http://www.bryanspage.com/Vesnina01.jpg

teeth:

J. Janković [SRB]

http://i39.tinypic.com/e6swa8.jpg

hair:

A. Tschakwetadse [RUS]

http://sports.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/anna_chakvetadze7.jpg

breasts:

A. Kurnikowa [RUS]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4h_X6fHwiLY/TcpHVnGbawI/AAAAAAAAAUw/v-Tc-7XxLA4/s1600/Anna+Kournikova18.jpg

stomach:

F. Pennetta [ITA]

http://hot-tenis.pl/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Flavia-Pennetta.jpg

bottom:

A. Sánchez Vicario [ESP]

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3518/arantxasanchezvicario12.jpg

legs:

S. Graf [GER]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3370/3345932687_4c86ce8d92_o.jpg

taste in fashion:

J. Dementjewa [RUS]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/287/482/ElenaDementieva_display_image.jpg?1278446426

personality:

S. Kusnezowa [RUS]

http://a3.blick.ch/img/gen/B/Q/HBBQRsoA_Pxgen_r_279x400.jpg

Colby<3'sDaniela
Jul 8th, 2011, 05:06 PM
Height: Alize Lim
Legs: Daniela Hantuchova
Boobs: Julia Georges
Butt: Kristyna Pliskova
Face: Mandy Minella
Eyes: Anastasia Pivovarova
Hair: Romana Tabakova
Skin: Ana Ivanovic
Attitude: Sabine Lisicki

bobito
Jul 9th, 2011, 02:27 PM
Ladies and gentlemen I present Dr Frankenstein's ultimate tennis player:

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5016/5476233718_3064cb67dd_o.jpg

(Face - Serena, hair - Borg, torso - Navratilova, right arm - Henin, left arm - Nadal, arse - Jankovic, right leg - Graf, left leg - Federer)

sharapovafrench
Jan 11th, 2013, 12:24 AM
Height : Daniela Hantuchova
Legs : Steffi Graf
Boobs : Julia Goerges
Rest of the body : Jelena Jankovic
Face : Mandy Minella
Hair : Maria Sharapova
Skin : Ana Ivanovic
Attitude : Iveta Benesova

Manitou
Jan 11th, 2013, 01:27 AM
Frankengirl:
Height - Aga
Legs - Aga
Boobs - Aga
Rest - Aga
Face - Eugenie Bouchard or Laura Robson
Hair - Aga
Skin - Aga
Attitude - Francesca


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GOATdin0931
Jan 11th, 2013, 01:33 AM
Boobs: Melanie Oudin :bowdown:

Case closed ;)

égalité
Jan 11th, 2013, 01:39 AM
Height Akgul Amanmuradova
Legs Esther Vergeer
Boobs Melanie Oudin
Rest of the body Pam Shriver
Face Monica Niculescu
Hair Zheng "Saleisha" Saisai
Skin Mona Barthel
Attitude Anastasia Rodionova

Craig.
Jan 11th, 2013, 01:41 AM
Height Akgul Amanmuradova
Legs Esther Vergeer
Boobs Melanie Oudin
Rest of the body Pam Shriver
Face Monica Niculescu
Hair Zheng "Saleisha" Saisai
Skin Mona Barthel
Attitude Anastasia Rodionova

That's just cruel :tears: