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Mynarco
Jul 5th, 2011, 02:35 PM
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2009

Hobart R1: P. Kvitova def. S. Peers 6-0 6-0 in 43 minutes.

2010

Memphis R1: P. Kvitova def. S. Cohen-Aloro 6-4 6-0 in 57 minutes.

Wimbledon R1: P. Kvitova def. S. Cirstea 6-2 6-2 in 55 minutes.
Wimbledon R4: P. Kvitova def. C. Wozniacki 6-2 6-0 in 46 minutes.

2011

Paris SF: P. Kvitova def. B. Mattek-Sands 6-2 6-0 in 59 minutes.

Wimbledon R1: P. Kvitova def. A. Glatch 6-2 6-2 in 55 minutes.
Wimbledon R3: P. Kvitova def. R. Vinci 6-3 6-3 in 57 minutes.
Wimbledon R4: P. Kvitova def. Y. Wickmayer 6-0 6-2 in 45 minutes.

Linz R1: P. Kvitova def. R. Marino 6-2 6-2 in 54 minutes.
Linz QF: P. Kvitova def. D. Hantuchova 6-2 6-2 in 58 minutes.

2012

Sydney QF: P. Kvitova def. D. Hantuchova 6-0 6-4 in 59 minutes.

Stuttgart R2: P. Kvitova def. F. Schiavone 6-2 6-2 in 60 minutes.

Roland Garros R1: P. Kvitova def. A. Barty 6-1 6-2 in 54 minutes.
Roland Garros R4: P. Kvitova def. V. Lepchenko 6-2 6-1 in 60 minutes.

Wimbledon R3: P. Kvitova def. V. Lepchenko 6-1 6-0 in 53 minutes.

Olympics R3: P. Kvitova def. F. Pennetta 6-3 6-0 in 59 minutes.

Cincinnati R3: P. Kvitova def. S. Peng 6-2 6-2 in 55 minutes.

2013

Indian Wells R4: P. Kvitova def. K. Koukalova 6-2 6-3 in 57 minutes.

New Haven SF: P. Kvitova def. K. Koukalova 6-0 6-1 in 52 minutes.

USO R2: P. Kvitova def. B. Jovanovski 6-2 6-4 in 58 minutes.

2014

Wimbledon R2: P. Kvitova def. M. Barthel 6-2 6-0 in 55 minutes
Wimbledon F: P. Kvitova def. E. Bouchard 6-3 6-0 in 55 minutes

Root
Jul 18th, 2011, 06:09 AM
Some matches I was able to find.

2009

Hobart R1: P. Kvitova def. S. Peers 6-0 6-0 in 43 minutes.

2010

Memphis R1: P. Kvitova def. S. Cohen-Aloro 6-4 6-0 in 57 minutes.

Wimbledon R1: P. Kvitova def. S. Cirstea 6-2 6-2 in 55 minutes.
Wimbledon R4: P. Kvitova def. C. Wozniacki 6-2 6-0 in 46 minutes.

2011

Paris SF: P. Kvitova def. B. Mattek-Sands 6-2 6-0 in 59 minutes.

Wimbledon R1: P. Kvitova def. A. Glatch 6-2 6-2 in 55 minutes.
Wimbledon R3: P. Kvitova def. R. Vinci 6-3 6-3 in 57 minutes.
Wimbledon R4: P. Kvitova def. Y. Wickmayer 6-0 6-2 in 45 minutes.

Graftard
Jul 18th, 2011, 06:13 AM
The best match was when Kvitova brutalized Pushniacki last year. She was half the player back then and still Wozz was crying by the end of the match. Most beautiful match of her career.

Fighterpova
Aug 2nd, 2011, 10:10 PM
2009

Hobart R1: P. Kvitova def. S. Peers 6-0 6-0 in 43 minutes.

2010

Memphis R1: P. Kvitova def. S. Cohen-Aloro 6-4 6-0 in 57 minutes.

Wimbledon R1: P. Kvitova def. S. Cirstea 6-2 6-2 in 55 minutes.
Wimbledon R4: P. Kvitova def. C. Wozniacki 6-2 6-0 in 46 minutes.

2011

Paris SF: P. Kvitova def. B. Mattek-Sands 6-2 6-0 in 59 minutes.

Wimbledon R1: P. Kvitova def. A. Glatch 6-2 6-2 in 55 minutes.
Wimbledon R3: P. Kvitova def. R. Vinci 6-3 6-3 in 57 minutes.
Wimbledon R4: P. Kvitova def. Y. Wickmayer 6-0 6-2 in 45 minutes.

:hearts:
Shame they didn't meet in this year's Wimby :drool:

Root
Oct 11th, 2011, 09:30 PM
Tonight's win marks a new addition to the list.

Linz R1: P. Kvitova def. R. Marino 6-2 6-2 in 54 minutes.

LenaDMania0003
Oct 14th, 2011, 06:14 PM
Another beatdown in Linz
Linz QF: P. Kvitova def. D. Hantuchova 6-2 6-2 in 55 58 minutes.

(thanks for correction > Narcissus
Eurosport screen showed 1st set 26' and 2nd set 29'
perhaps it doesn't include the duration between sets)

Mynarco
Oct 14th, 2011, 06:15 PM
^ 58 minutes.

Mynarco
Jan 11th, 2012, 10:50 AM
2012:

Sydney QF: Kvitova def. Hantuchova 6-0 6-4 in 59 minutes

mac47
Jan 11th, 2012, 09:00 PM
Poor Anotoxfa. She's been Petra-fied in less than an hour twice now.

I love this thread, BTW.

Mynarco
Apr 26th, 2012, 12:12 PM
Finally another passenger :lol:

Stuttgart R2: Kvitova def. Schiavone 62 62 in 60 minutes

Excelscior
Apr 26th, 2012, 01:35 PM
Finally another passenger :lol:

Stuttgart R2: Kvitova def. Schiavone 62 62 in 60 minutes

59.58 to be exact. So it's still legitimately and precisely under 60 min. :lol: :lol:

PetraReeMona
Apr 26th, 2012, 02:04 PM
Finally another passenger :lol:

Stuttgart R2: Kvitova def. Schiavone 62 62 in 60 minutes

59.58 to be exact. So it's still legitimately and precisely under 60 min. :lol: :lol:

You two :oh: :lol::lol:

Raiden
Apr 26th, 2012, 03:06 PM
Finally another passenger :lol:

Stuttgart R2: Kvitova def. Schiavone 62 62 in 60 minutesThat particular one has hurt the feeling of some cranky old fart real bad :oh:

http://i.minus.com/ibmtiRm8BGyfZx.PNG

I've noticed that Kvitty tends to do that rather frequntly (upset the older demographic of tennis tard-dom) I wonder why... perhaps something to do w/ the dread of Kvitty usurping old farts on and (soon) off the court..

Mynarco
May 29th, 2012, 11:43 AM
RG R1: def Barty 61 62 in 54 minutes

Mynarco
Jun 10th, 2012, 12:28 AM
RG R4: Kvitova def. Lepchenko 62 61 in 60 minutes

Barktra
Jun 30th, 2012, 02:05 PM
Wimbledon R3: Kvitova d. Lepchenko 6-1 6-0 in 53 minutes

King Halep
Jul 1st, 2012, 08:45 AM
Scrubchenko thank you and please come again!

Mynarco
Jul 1st, 2012, 01:46 PM
:inlove: Finally.

steni
Jul 1st, 2012, 07:28 PM
Scrubchenko thank you and please come again!

:haha:

Wert.
Jul 3rd, 2012, 05:45 PM
Brie Whitehead?

ArcticMoose
Aug 1st, 2012, 04:22 PM
:bounce: Olympics London 2012 R3: Kvitova d. Pennetta 6-3 6-0 in 59 minutes

Mynarco
Aug 16th, 2012, 06:55 PM
A new customer!

Cincy 3R: Kvitova def. Peng 62 62 in 55 minutes

will update later on

ArcticMoose
Aug 16th, 2012, 06:58 PM
:bounce:Western & Southern Open 2012 (Cincinnati, OH, USA) : R3 Petra Kvitova d Peng Shuai 6-2 6-2 in 54 minutes

Queen Petra Fan
Aug 16th, 2012, 08:48 PM
:bounce:Western & Southern Open 2012 (Cincinnati, OH, USA) : R3 Petra Kvitova d Peng Shuai 6-2 6-2 in 54 minutes


Awesome Moose! That's the news I was waiting to hear!

It looks like somebody got a good night's sleep after her latest hard fought victory (talk about winning ugly, ooof!) and came out today ready to rock n' roll!!!!!!

It's great to see Petra digging deep and playing to win again. When she's barking POJD! she's usually winning.

I'm loving it!!!! :bounce:

:worship: The Queen is Back!!!! :worship:

bruce goose
Aug 16th, 2012, 09:03 PM
Awesome Moose! That's the news I was waiting to hear!

It looks like somebody got a good night's sleep after her latest hard fought victory (talk about winning ugly, ooof!) and came out today ready to rock n' roll!!!!!!

It's great to see Petra digging deep and playing to win again. When she's barking POJD! she's usually winning.

I'm loving it!!!! :bounce:

:worship: The Queen is Back!!!! :worship:Of ALL people,you're the only one where I couldn't believe that they didn't like the Chuck Norris clip...especially after all of your sigs that talked about Petra's smashing someone as she did today....No biggie,though:lol:---as long as Petra wins,right?:)

Queen Petra Fan
Aug 16th, 2012, 09:17 PM
Of ALL people,you're the only one where I couldn't believe that they didn't like the Chuck Norris clip...especially after all of your sigs that talked about Petra's smashing someone as she did today....No biggie,though:lol:---as long as Petra wins,right?:)

Hi BG. I didn't? Was I on shrooms and have forgotten something? What the heck CN clip are you talking about? :confused:

Maybe you posted something while I was away on holiday so I didn't respond. I'm at a loss at the moment. :lol:

Care to refresh my memory? :D

bruce goose
Aug 16th, 2012, 09:38 PM
Hi BG. I didn't? Was I on shrooms and have forgotten something? What the heck CN clip are you talking about? :confused:

Maybe you posted something while I was away on holiday so I didn't respond. I'm at a loss at the moment. :lol:

Care to refresh my memory? :DHere it is,QPF http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=22025723&postcount=787

You probably had a headache and couldn't see straight after a half-hour reading of one of Vikapower's journeys:lol:.If you find a better one,that's okay,but THIS was the best,reasonably-known clip I could find to celebrate Petra's win and atone for RG and Sydney:cool:

Queen Petra Fan
Aug 17th, 2012, 07:21 AM
Here it is,QPF http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost.php?p=22025723&postcount=787

You probably had a headache and couldn't see straight after a half-hour reading of one of Vikapower's journeys:lol:.If you find a better one,that's okay,but THIS was the best,reasonably-known clip I could find to celebrate Petra's win and atone for RG and Sydney:cool:


Petra's victory was good enough for me BG. No violence is necessary. BTW, I can't stand martial arts movies; any of them! :lol:

However, that still doesn't mean that Petra doesn't owe Li, Serena and Masha a couple of beatdowns in the future!!

bruce goose
Aug 17th, 2012, 03:29 PM
Petra's victory was good enough for me BG. No violence is necessary. BTW, I can't stand martial arts movies; any of them! :lol:

However, that still doesn't mean that Petra doesn't owe Li, Serena and Masha a couple of beatdowns in the future!!Well,you can see where I specified for the mods' sake that it was only SYMBOLIC and that I didn't wish any injury against Petra's PRC foe...and I agree with you on martial arts movies though,technically,this was more of a WAR movie than a martial arts film even though they had those fight scenes.....It was just too perfect,though,QPF: Vietnam and the PRC are both brutal dictatorships,and 'Colonel Yin' was no pushover opponent even for Chuck...plus he caused torment with his earlier strategic 'wins' in the film....it just sort of all fell into place even though Petra is much,much,much prettier than CN:lol:

ArcticMoose
Mar 12th, 2013, 09:35 PM
:bounce:BNP Paribas Open Indian Wells 2013 (Calofornia, USA) : 4R Petra Kvitova d Klara Zakopalova 6-2 6-3 in 57 minutes

Raiden
Mar 12th, 2013, 10:02 PM
Finally! (this thread has been in the basement covered with dust for too long :lol:

mac47
Mar 12th, 2013, 11:10 PM
In fairness to Klara, the scoreline of her match with Petra at IW was not deserving of a "less than an hour" time. She just plays fast, and so does Petra.

venusinfurs
Aug 4th, 2013, 10:05 AM
The Petra Express seems to be experiencing engine difficulties, we expect normal service to be resumed soon.

Mynarco
Aug 23rd, 2013, 07:08 PM
Zakopalova again :spit: 60 61 in 52 minutes

*Jack*
Aug 23rd, 2013, 07:10 PM
Zakopalova again :spit: 60 61 in 52 minutes
We have to wait so long for another ride in her express. :rolleyes: :lol: :bounce:

Klara. :hug:

venusinfurs
Aug 23rd, 2013, 09:44 PM
Didn't realise the Petra express had been out of action for so long :lol:

pling
Aug 29th, 2013, 09:16 PM
def bojana 6-2 6-4 in 58 minutes

tickets please :)

pling
Jan 3rd, 2014, 10:33 AM
Def Medina Garrigues 6-1 6-0 in 59 minutes

And Sloane 6-3 in 32 mins :oh:

cosmoose
Jan 7th, 2014, 04:37 AM
Petra d. Christina McHale 61 60 in 1:00.56

SO CLOSE! :D

venusinfurs
Jan 7th, 2014, 11:15 AM
def bojana 6-2 6-4 in 58 minutes

tickets please :)

can i have a season ticket please :lick:

Excelscior
Jan 7th, 2014, 02:16 PM
Petra d. Christina McHale 61 60 in 1:00.56

SO CLOSE! :D

Maybe we can change the title to "Beating Your Faves In An Hour OR Less(to qualify)? :eek: :lol: :eek:

LenaDMania0003
Jun 25th, 2014, 03:50 PM
Petra def. Mona Barthel 6-2 6-0 in 55 mins, in Wimbledon 2R

Excelscior
Jun 25th, 2014, 03:51 PM
Petra def. Barthel 6-2 6-0 in 55 mins

Yeah, and 10 minutes in the last game.

Could have been 45 min.

LenaDMania0003
Jul 5th, 2014, 03:07 PM
Petra def. Eugenie Bouchard 6-3 6-0 in 55 mins, in Wimbledon Final :yeah: :eek: :bowdown:

pling
Jul 5th, 2014, 03:15 PM
Petra def. Eugenie Bouchard 6-3 6-0 in 55 mins, in Wimbledon Final :yeah: :eek: :bowdown:

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*Jack*
Jul 5th, 2014, 04:10 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: Like a boss lioness! :hatoff: Great one, Petra! :worship: :drive:

Petronius
Jul 5th, 2014, 04:43 PM
Petra def. Eugenie Bouchard 6-3 6-0 in 55 mins, in Wimbledon Final :yeah: :eek: :bowdown:

Definitely the most valuable piece in this collection.

Keep them coming, Petra :D

ArcticMoose
Jul 5th, 2014, 04:52 PM
Petra def. Eugenie Bouchard 6-3 6-0 in 55 mins, in Wimbledon Final :yeah: :eek: :bowdown:
:hearts: Never thought I would see Kvitty:angel: do it in a Grand Slam Final - this one is sooo very special for all her fans..:hearts:

Mynarco
Jul 5th, 2014, 05:08 PM
I will update this after Wimbledon is over :oh:

*Jack*
Jul 5th, 2014, 05:40 PM
I will update this after Wimbledon is over :oh:
Thank you! :worship: :wavey:

ArcticMoose
Jul 6th, 2014, 02:40 PM
Petra def. Eugenie Bouchard 6-3 6-0 in 55 mins, in Wimbledon Final :yeah: :eek: :bowdown:
Shortest Wimbledon women's singles finals
1975 - Billie Jean King beat Evonne Cawley 6-0 6-1 in 38 minutes
1972 - Billie Jean King beat Evonne Goolagong 6-3 6-3 in 50 minutes
1973 - Billie Jean King beat Chris Evert 6-0 7-5 in 53 minutes
1983 - Martina Navratilova beat Andrea Jaeger 6-0 6-3 in 54 minutes
2014 - Petra Kvitova beat Eugenie Bouchard 6-3 6-0 in 55 minutes
1992 - Steffi Graff beat Monica Seles in the 6-2 6-1 in 58 minutes
1974 - Chris Evert beat Olga Morozova 6-0 6-4 in 59 minutes

Excelscior
Jul 6th, 2014, 03:01 PM
Shortest Wimbledon women's singles finals
1975 - Billie Jean King beat Evonne Cawley 6-0 6-1 in 38 minutes
1972 - Billie Jean King beat Evonne Goolagong 6-3 6-3 in 50 minutes
1973 - Billie Jean King beat Chris Evert 6-0 7-5 in 53 minutes
1983 - Martina Navratilova beat Andrea Jaeger 6-0 6-3 in 54 minutes
2014 - Petra Kvitova beat Eugenie Bouchard 6-3 6-0 in 55 minutes
1992 - Steffi Graff beat Monica Seles in the 6-2 6-1 in 58 minutes
1974 - Chris Evert beat Olga Morozova 6-0 6-4 in 59 minutes

Hey Moose.

We had some rough times, stretches there. Didn't we? :sad: :eek: :sad:

At least she got the second one. :worship: :bounce: :worship:

May the next 2 1/2 years (since the end of 2011) be much better, less stressful than the last? :lol: :angel: :lol:

Raiden
Jul 6th, 2014, 11:59 PM
Shortest Wimbledon women's singles finals
1975 - Billie Jean King beat Evonne Cawley 6-0 6-1 in 38 minutes
1972 - Billie Jean King beat Evonne Goolagong 6-3 6-3 in 50 minutes
1973 - Billie Jean King beat Chris Evert 6-0 7-5 in 53 minutes
1983 - Martina Navratilova beat Andrea Jaeger 6-0 6-3 in 54 minutes
2014 - Petra Kvitova beat Eugenie Bouchard 6-3 6-0 in 55 minutes
1992 - Steffi Graff beat Monica Seles in the 6-2 6-1 in 58 minutes
1974 - Chris Evert beat Olga Morozova 6-0 6-4 in 59 minutes
Suzanne Lenglen won Wimbledon in <30 minutes.

*Jack*
Jul 7th, 2014, 12:40 PM
Suzanne Lenglen won Wimbledon in <30 minutes.
This open era only. ;)

Mynarco
Jul 7th, 2014, 05:32 PM
All updated :oh:

I didn't include Hopman Cup matches though.

*Jack*
Jul 7th, 2014, 05:43 PM
All updated :oh:

I didn't include Hopman Cup matches though.
Nice, :hearts: 22 matches under an hour, :cool: not bad. :worship: :lol:

vendulkabendulka
Aug 20th, 2014, 03:29 AM
New Haven R2: Kvitova d. Makarova 6-2 6-1 in 49 minutes

M.Pova
Aug 26th, 2014, 09:34 PM
USO R1: Kvitova def. Mladenovic 6-1 6-0 in 54 mins! :bounce: