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kittyking
Jun 19th, 2011, 08:52 AM
Vote in the poll above :)

Effy
Jun 19th, 2011, 08:56 AM
Bartoli :oh:

claypova
Jun 19th, 2011, 08:59 AM
wth :hysteric:

Cibulkova? :confused:

kittyking
Jun 19th, 2011, 09:03 AM
wth :hysteric:

Cibulkova? :confused:

With this...http://www.baynews9.com/images/apimages/Germany_Tennis_Gerry_Weber_Open.sff-9c81f19a-b92d-4749-82d2-5f66a9f82d65.jpg

:scratch:

SpanishSuenos
Jun 19th, 2011, 09:04 AM
I think older players like Li Na or Schiavone.

matthias
Jun 19th, 2011, 09:12 AM
Schiavone? how should this work?
maybe by donated sperm

Madoka
Jun 19th, 2011, 09:17 AM
actually she has a boyfriend.

Gilas.
Jun 19th, 2011, 09:38 AM
With her penchant of having sex before matches, definitely Schiavone :shrug:

ElusiveChanteuse
Jun 19th, 2011, 09:41 AM
Laura Robson...what a slut..

longtin23
Jun 19th, 2011, 09:41 AM
LI Na... because she said that she want to have babies after retire... so she she want it very much...

xieergai
Jun 19th, 2011, 09:52 AM
Of course Li.
She is marryed.

TheHangover
Jun 19th, 2011, 10:01 AM
not schiavone

kittyking
Jun 19th, 2011, 10:20 AM
Na has over 50% of the vote thus far :)

WozTakesAll
Jun 19th, 2011, 10:40 AM
Why not Venus? She is probably the first to retire?

kittyking
Jun 19th, 2011, 12:17 PM
Why not Venus? She is probably the first to retire?

Shes in the poll, only has 2 votes

Ashi
Jun 19th, 2011, 12:25 PM
BTW why are you ignoring Elena Dementieva? :o She is already caring it for 2weeks. :lol:

Excuse me? How are you privy to this information. :confused:

Linguae^
Jun 19th, 2011, 01:22 PM
People, I know that Jelena is useless now, but you can't say Jelena Jankovic, she is just too old. :sobbing: :o
Bad joke. :p

miffedmax
Jun 19th, 2011, 02:32 PM
Monfils and Cibulkova are so 2009.

*JR*
Jun 19th, 2011, 04:05 PM
Sesil "little bit pregnant in 2005" Karatancheva. :tape:

quote unquote
Jun 19th, 2011, 04:10 PM
i think Sharapova she looks really happy right now

miffedmax
Jun 19th, 2011, 04:15 PM
Excuse me? How are you privy to this information. :confused:

Lena says no babies until she and Max are married.

I want :hearts: wedding :hearts: pics. Lena as a bride (finally). It's going to be so romantic.

Vaxey
Jun 19th, 2011, 04:23 PM
Flavia Pennetta, Gisela Dulko, Sesil Karatantcheva :p

young_gunner913
Jun 19th, 2011, 04:24 PM
I voted for Fran. All that sex before her matches is bound to catch up with her eventually.

Julian.
Jun 19th, 2011, 04:25 PM
Na :lol: She is married :shrug:

The Witch-king
Jun 19th, 2011, 04:27 PM
I couldn't never see Sharapova having a baby. Her body would probably reject it.

hurricanejeanne
Jun 19th, 2011, 05:44 PM
Saint Kim.

Out of the poll probably Na or Fran. :unsure:

quote unquote
Jun 19th, 2011, 05:48 PM
noone pick Serena yet

i think Serena could be six month pregnant and still win title

DeliriousPotato
Jun 19th, 2011, 06:14 PM
Maria Andreeva.


BTW why are you ignoring Elena Dementieva? :o She is already caring it for 2weeks. :lol:

Elena Dementieva? THE Elena Dementieva? As in the Virgin Mary???
I don't think so, the process of having a baby is very difficult for her, it involves a lot of burocracy.
First, the boyfriend needs to pass the motherly acceptance test, then mommy vera needs to remove her chastity belt. After that is all behind them, a certified witch doctor needs to cut the imaginary umbilical cord which binds mother and daughter. Afterwards.... oh well, you get the gist ;)

pav
Jun 19th, 2011, 06:19 PM
Dunno ,but just been watching Nadine Chalmers Ross on the business news,hell she gives me one bugger of an erection:hearts:

sweetpeas
Jun 19th, 2011, 07:28 PM
Maria Sharpo.

LoLex
Jun 19th, 2011, 08:26 PM
Voted on Kirilenko. I can already see her as a mother. Don't know if it's a compliment or not :o I think it is.

nelsondan
Jun 19th, 2011, 08:29 PM
I couldn't never see Sharapova having a baby. Her body would probably reject it.

I think the opposite. If she should have a bad showing at Wimbledon and the u.s. open, I think she would become pregnant by Christmas, and with her competitive nature, she would be raising a superbaby.

However, I doubt she will do badly in these next two grand slams, and she will want to play a lot more tennis. Superbaby will have to wait a while to be conceived.

WozTakesAll
Jun 19th, 2011, 08:50 PM
Shes in the poll, only has 2 votes

Yeah and i voted for her, what i was wondering is why so few others voted for Venus. Logically she is the most likely to get pregnant first, since she will probably retire pretty soon, due to age.

Spring Pools
Jun 19th, 2011, 08:53 PM
Bartoli :oh:

Pierce Brosnan will be the father :lol:
Or we'll think she's pregnant but it will actually be cake fat.

Spring Pools
Jun 19th, 2011, 08:54 PM
Schiavone? how should this work?
maybe by donated sperm

She will have sex before a match and then forget to use birth control

sluggahjells
Jun 19th, 2011, 10:50 PM
With this...http://www.baynews9.com/images/apimages/Germany_Tennis_Gerry_Weber_Open.sff-9c81f19a-b92d-4749-82d2-5f66a9f82d65.jpg

:scratch:

Oh Gael, what an idiot :tape:

You don't yet a girl like that go.

The Witch-king
Jun 19th, 2011, 11:00 PM
Oh Gael, what an idiot :tape:

You don't yet a girl like that go.

With this...http://www.baynews9.com/images/apimages/Germany_Tennis_Gerry_Weber_Open.sff-9c81f19a-b92d-4749-82d2-5f66a9f82d65.jpg

:scratch:

I see he's going for the homeless man look now.

Halepsova
Jun 19th, 2011, 11:23 PM
Nicole Vaidisova. :sad:

Ghostship
Jun 20th, 2011, 02:30 AM
Sharapova, she's in love and may do a "Kimmie/Lindsey".

AnomyBC
Jun 20th, 2011, 03:03 AM
It will almost definitely be Li Na. She's already married, she's close to retirement age and she's already taking about becoming a housewife or whatever.

Jane Lane
Jun 20th, 2011, 03:03 AM
:spit::spit::spit:
This forces me to whip this out again:
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/s/serious_cat_serious_thread-14335.jpg

Graftard
Jun 20th, 2011, 03:06 AM
Caro probably. As soon as she has enough money made from endorsements and MM title prize money.

Drake1980
Jun 20th, 2011, 04:46 AM
:shrug:

kittyking
Jun 20th, 2011, 05:36 AM
Oh Gael, what an idiot :tape:

You don't yet a girl like that go.

I know, and Dominika is hotter than your average... at least in my opinion :shrug:

friendsita
Jun 20th, 2011, 06:03 AM
I'm afraid... Sharapova
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmu8dcIQbY1qcxh43o1_500.gif

KarlyM*
Jun 20th, 2011, 09:07 AM
Probably NaNa. ;)

kittyking
Jun 20th, 2011, 09:59 AM
I'm afraid... Sharapova
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmu8dcIQbY1qcxh43o1_500.gif

I'm a bit surprised that she has recieved so many votes, mind you she does have several orgasms on court each year tournament match game

Mrs. Dimitrova
Jun 20th, 2011, 01:54 PM
Maria wears the pants in her relationship. She won't get pregnant unless she says so. :lol:

bandabou
Jun 20th, 2011, 02:02 PM
Na is the obvious choice..already married and at an age which most girls start thinking about kiddies.

Masha? I think she gets two kids max.

Level55
Jun 20th, 2011, 02:16 PM
Only this tennis forum would have a poll like this haha

kittyking
Jun 21st, 2011, 05:07 AM
Only this tennis forum would have a poll like this haha

Only one with me in it :ras:

AnywhereButHome
Jun 21st, 2011, 07:21 AM
Pova or Kiri :)

Boxuan
Jun 22nd, 2011, 06:30 AM
From yesterday's match, Alla Kudryavtseva seemed already have a bun in her oven, and she even put a tiny bow on her belly!:o

Langers
Jun 22nd, 2011, 06:34 AM
Hang on, you're telling me Bartoli isn't already preggers??? :confused:

#1SteffiGraf#1
Jun 22nd, 2011, 12:38 PM
Of the players listed, only Bartoli has child bearing hips. The others will have to adopt.

kittyking
Jun 22nd, 2011, 08:24 PM
Adoption doesn't count, gotta be made with love ;)