View Full Version : Osprey (25k), R1: (2)Irina Falconi def. Alexandra Stevenson 6:0, 6:1

Apr 13th, 2011, 11:33 PM
Strategic tank from Stevenson to prepare for RG.
+ no retirement = win.

Honorable mention to Riske who just lost to Whitney Jones, 24 years old girl ranked outside TOP 800 5:7, 4:6

Apr 13th, 2011, 11:35 PM
Smart to conserve energy. :worship:

Apr 13th, 2011, 11:35 PM
Irina showed her class today :yeah:

Apr 13th, 2011, 11:36 PM
Alex probably made the qualies of Fes or something so she needs to leave :yeah:

Apr 13th, 2011, 11:54 PM

Apr 14th, 2011, 01:43 AM
Oh dear Alex, you're not going to make it to the Top 10 playing like this! :tears:

Apr 14th, 2011, 01:58 AM
Beaten by a USTA girl :hysteric:

Apr 14th, 2011, 02:05 AM
Lexy :spit:.

Alison :help:.

Apr 14th, 2011, 02:15 AM
Isn't Falconi a USTA girl? :oh:

Apr 14th, 2011, 02:16 AM
Isn't Falconi a USTA girl? :oh:

My thoughts exactly :lol:

Apr 14th, 2011, 08:12 AM

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Apr 14th, 2011, 11:37 AM
:spit::rolls: Loving this result. Sexless Lexy getting stomped by a USTA girl. :worship:

Apr 14th, 2011, 12:06 PM
Q: What happened, Mr. Stevenson?

A. Stevenson: I didnīt have my custom made racquet.

Q: Why not?

A. Stevenson: It was stolen and sold on ebay for 1245 dollars.

Q: Your racquet was stolen? Why would anybody steal your racquet?

A. Stevenson: Because Iīm Alexandra the Great, duh. Next question?

Q: For 1200 dollars?

A. Stevenson: Of course.

Q: Is that the only reason you lost to a USTA girl?

A. Stevenson: Of course not, I could beat them with a Badminton racquet, but she is related to some bad people. I had to lose. I havenīt felt this threatened, since I was alone in a lockerroom full of foreigners in Germany years ago.

Q: Could you exlain awhat you mean by that?

A. Stevenson: Hello, The Falconis, I have seen the Godfather.

Q: What? That were the Corleones.

A. Stevenson: Go study some history books, this interview is over.

Q: Does that mean you quit?

Apr 14th, 2011, 12:09 PM
You forgot to add that Sexy is even going to win a slam with badmimton racquet.

Apr 14th, 2011, 01:27 PM

Apr 14th, 2011, 02:40 PM
Last I heard, Irina isn't a USTA girl

The Witch-king
Apr 14th, 2011, 02:56 PM
Last I heard, Irina isn't a USTA girl

That explains it.