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Lachy
Feb 6th, 2011, 03:03 AM
Enter at your own peril, for we all know that once Poova takes the court, there is little/no way it's going to be a good day. Prepare to cry, laugh, facepalm and scream in complete and utter despair as Poova shows us her full array of pathetically horrific errors that, on a good day, can come from any stroke, be it groundies or what's that other thing called??? Oh yeah serve. Speaking of the serve, Masha is currently on her 'L' plates, it's a work in progress...Trying a bit of reverse psychology here with this thread, highlighting the presence of Poova in the hope that she will get bored and move on to bigger and better things, leaving behind none other than MashaFierce. We all know how well the exorcism went...Poova > Prayer.

Ok, so the draw came out and Masha faces Bye in round one. Assuming she passes that test she will most likely face BMS in the second round. BMS just took a set off Kimmy aka. The Medusa aka. The Saint in Fed Cup which means she is in form, but who would expect anything else of Masha's opponents early in tournaments? LOL. Paris is no Moscow, and Masha won't feel as much pressure which should allow her to unleash her deadly array of errors with no problems at all. Faites de votre mieux!

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3964/poova.png

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http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/1023/l2serve.png http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/1791/25786363.png


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http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8294/poova2.gif


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Draw (Lord didn't have mercy)

http://www.opengdfsuez.com/resultats.php?op=simple&language=uk

R1 vs. Bye :- Maria should be able to win that one.
R2 vs. Probably BMS :- ...
R3 vs. Imma gonna stop there :rolls:

Shafanovic.
Feb 6th, 2011, 03:04 AM
Previews for Maria's matches

http://i51.tinypic.com/mt74eb.png VS http://i52.tinypic.com/autbbo.png

Masha Fierce vs Poova

Round: Pre Tournament
Favourite to win: Poova
Odds: Masha Fierce (4.50) Poova (1.15)

H2H:
Career - Masha Fierce leads Poova 178-64
2011 - Poova leads Masha Fierce 5-1

Shafanovic.
Feb 6th, 2011, 03:04 AM
Nice pictures :lol:

~MashyOwnThemAll
Feb 6th, 2011, 03:05 AM
-.-

Fool
Feb 6th, 2011, 03:52 AM
Awesome graphics. Get your shit together, Maria!

MaitaBaby
Feb 6th, 2011, 03:56 AM
I love you Poova and it's been painfully fun but you're a beautiful mistake. ;) Time to go.

claypova
Feb 6th, 2011, 05:30 AM
Lachy, those graphics :worship:

Andy.
Feb 6th, 2011, 05:32 AM
Lets see if Masha can say make the.....second round :o

MaitaBaby
Feb 6th, 2011, 05:40 AM
Lets see if Masha can say make the.....second round :o

:help: Do they play Bye? Because she has a good chance against Bye.

claypova
Feb 6th, 2011, 05:40 AM
:help: Do they play Bye? Because she has a good chance against Bye.

only top 2 seeds :(

MaitaBaby
Feb 6th, 2011, 05:42 AM
only top 2 seeds :(

Isn't she 2?

claypova
Feb 6th, 2011, 05:44 AM
no :spit:

MaitaBaby
Feb 6th, 2011, 05:45 AM
Who's the second seed?

claypova
Feb 6th, 2011, 05:46 AM
oh wait, she is 2nd! :lol:

gc-spurs
Feb 6th, 2011, 05:55 AM
oh wait, she is 2nd! :lol:

Shot! Maria def Bye 0-6 0-5 ret.

Mistress of Evil
Feb 6th, 2011, 05:55 AM
Not sure, she is going to be there after yesterday. :shrug:

claypova
Feb 6th, 2011, 05:58 AM
Shot! Maria def Bye 0-6 0-5 ret.

http://i53.tinypic.com/15f42n8.jpg

mariavikafan
Feb 6th, 2011, 07:03 AM
Not sure, she is going to be there after yesterday. :shrug:

She better come, her tennis won't get better if she plays once every month:rolleyes:

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 6th, 2011, 07:19 AM
Allez, Masha!! :cheer:

s_j
Feb 6th, 2011, 07:32 AM
Maria is only 4 matches away from her first title of the year! ...Shame she'll lose to Petkovic in the quarters.

Maria Croft
Feb 6th, 2011, 09:23 AM
I really don't like the checklist though, I know it's all in good fun but it's not like she isn't trying out there :o

Anyway, with her current form she could lose to anyone, and I haven't even looked at who's playing :sad: Hope she can somehow find some range and her serve and power next week.

WTAtennisfan15
Feb 6th, 2011, 10:32 AM
OMG Lachy :haha:

AniaSharapova
Feb 6th, 2011, 10:53 AM
When the main draw come out?

NewShoulderPlz.
Feb 6th, 2011, 11:32 AM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/236954556.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1296996488&Signature=IYPc%2B4Sa7cw49h0XtqpPKC6eb9g%3D

http://twitter.com/footfault_

Lachy
Feb 6th, 2011, 11:35 AM
Oh dear. Help.

Reptilia
Feb 6th, 2011, 11:37 AM
Beth:o

claypova
Feb 6th, 2011, 12:10 PM
the OP is too much :hysteric:

WTAtennisfan15
Feb 6th, 2011, 12:47 PM
Maria has a BYE 1st round...:lol:

(1)Clijsters v BYE
Barrois v Benesova
Q v Safarova
(wc)Razzano v (5)Petrova

(3)Kanepi v Sevastova
Cornet v Arvidsson
Oudin v Dushevina
Q v (8)Cibulkova

(7/wc)Wickmayer v Vesnina
Bacsisnzky v Zakopalova
Pironkova v Zahlavova Strycova
Q v (4)Kvitova

(6)Petkovic v Kerber
Q v Makarova
Suarez Navarro v Mattek-Sands
(2/wc)Sharapova v BYE

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 6th, 2011, 01:20 PM
Maria for Petkovic Revenge :rocker2:

Break My Rapture
Feb 6th, 2011, 01:22 PM
I don't like this draw. Bethanie is playing really well against Kim, that's also indoors.

~MashyOwnThemAll
Feb 6th, 2011, 01:24 PM
early exit.

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 6th, 2011, 01:37 PM
Every time, in every tournament there is this kind of a draw for Maria. A really descent draw.

If she ends up winning this tournament, her confidence will go really high. There are some pretty good opponents she will have to face early on :).

Lets wish her the best :)

joćo.
Feb 6th, 2011, 01:38 PM
Good luck!

Sharapovian
Feb 6th, 2011, 01:40 PM
Cool graphics :lol:

Good Luck Maria!

Mistress of Evil
Feb 6th, 2011, 01:50 PM
It would have been a cakewalk for old Masha but now a win will be a miracle. At least she had a BYE :)

Craig.
Feb 6th, 2011, 02:22 PM
Couldn't have asked for a worse draw in her current form :help: Win a match please!

Vodkapova
Feb 6th, 2011, 02:29 PM
I think Maria has a good chance of beating BYE.

WTAtennisfan15
Feb 6th, 2011, 02:52 PM
^^:spit:

Shafanovic.
Feb 6th, 2011, 03:04 PM
I think Maria has a good chance of beating BYE.

Yeah but it'll be tough. Somehow, she'll hit about 26 DFs and still win :hysteric:

mariavikafan
Feb 6th, 2011, 03:07 PM
OMG what a draw.
I think I will see Maria just one day :lol:

Sp!ffy
Feb 6th, 2011, 04:42 PM
Well, I know Maria doesn't like to "look at the draw" and shit, but she better realize that she needs to step her game up or she's going to have another early exit.

perseus2006
Feb 6th, 2011, 05:45 PM
I don't think Pova has purposely stepped down" her game!" When one tries to change a little bit about a game, it's not unusual to experience catastrophic failure of everything for a while.

I was an outstanding amateur chess player. But as soon as I started reading and studying Openings, Mid Game theory and Endings, I couldn't even beat my 10 yo sister! After everything sunk in, though, I was once again the neighborhood Chess Master!!!

When Pova gets stuff off the practice courts and into competitive play, I still firmly believe the world has yet to see Pova's peak tennis! No one on the field plays anything even close to the true MashaFierce Game displayed in early 2008. And that game is coming back...

Bismarck.
Feb 6th, 2011, 07:00 PM
I think Maria has a good chance of beating BYE.

I don't know about that. BYE's been on form this year; only two losses so far. :tears: She might have to struggle hard to win.

claypova
Feb 6th, 2011, 07:13 PM
:spit:

Break My Rapture
Feb 6th, 2011, 07:39 PM
Is the OOP out already? I wanna know if I can watch Maria play BYE. :(

gc-spurs
Feb 6th, 2011, 08:16 PM
Mashed potatoes needs to find her indoor hardcourt awesomeness

Ksenia.
Feb 6th, 2011, 08:49 PM
*subscribes*
first post :sobbing:

s_j
Feb 6th, 2011, 09:59 PM
Let's hope Masha'd Pootatoes stays in Moscow and Paris sees GOATpova allez up their f***ing asses!!!

Shafanovic.
Feb 6th, 2011, 10:24 PM
Is there a stream for Masha vs Bye?

perseus2006
Feb 6th, 2011, 10:39 PM
Which ever personality shows up and regardless of how she plays, we can be assured that she will look good as it happens!

~MashyOwnThemAll
Feb 6th, 2011, 10:42 PM
Is there a stream for Masha vs Bye?

Of Course. Surprising but Sharapova's odds are fairly good! (Maria vs. Bye: 1.290 - 4.046)

Shafanovic.
Feb 6th, 2011, 10:46 PM
^^ Poova's been on show and people are STILL betting on her to win :lol:

Anything can happen, I don't want to go ahead of myself :sad:

gc-spurs
Feb 6th, 2011, 11:36 PM
Of Course. Surprising but Sharapova's odds are fairly good! (Maria vs. Bye: 1.290 - 4.046)

I'm gonna go with the safe one and put some money on Bye.

Lachy
Feb 6th, 2011, 11:43 PM
Maria is on her way to Paris :cheer2: :aparty: :unsure:

Andy.
Feb 7th, 2011, 02:42 AM
Its a little upsetting that even the sight of Beth in the draw scares me. I dont see masha making it past the second round unless she plays like she did against Julia.

Lucas_Arg
Feb 7th, 2011, 03:07 AM
Its a little upsetting that even the sight of Beth in the draw scares me. I dont see masha making it past the second round unless she plays like she did against Julia.

Or like against Justine AO 2008.

Lucas_Arg
Feb 7th, 2011, 03:07 AM
Its a little upsetting that even the sight of Beth in the draw scares me. I dont see masha making it past the second round unless she plays like she did against Julia.

Or like against Justine AO 2008..

Sp!ffy
Feb 7th, 2011, 04:43 AM
Its a little upsetting that even the sight of Beth in the draw scares me. I dont see masha making it past the second round unless she plays like she did against Julia.
Youre getting ahead of yourself. What makes you think she'll get past the first round? :scared:

Andy.
Feb 7th, 2011, 04:48 AM
Youre getting ahead of yourself. What makes you think she'll get past the first round? :scared:
True, bye is a pretty tough opponent and has been working really hard recently :lol:

Maria Croft
Feb 7th, 2011, 07:44 AM
Its a little upsetting that even the sight of Beth in the draw scares me. I dont see masha making it past the second round unless she plays like she did against Julia.

I know, I only looked at the draw for a second before I realised that it doesn’t matter anyway, she could lose to anyone right now with her current form.

I just hope she can somehow find her game, otherwise it will be a short visit to France.

Nina.
Feb 7th, 2011, 08:20 AM
Poova even made it into the thread title :scared: good luck Mash

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 7th, 2011, 10:18 AM
I know, I only looked at the draw for a second before I realised that it doesn’t matter anyway, she could lose to anyone right now with her current form.

I just hope she can somehow find her game, otherwise it will be a short visit to France.

On a positive note: She could also beat anyone right now. :shrug: :cheer:

Mistress of Evil
Feb 7th, 2011, 10:44 AM
On a positive note: She could also beat anyone right now. :shrug: :cheer:


Keep dreamin' girl :hug:

perseus2006
Feb 7th, 2011, 12:07 PM
A little positive attitude is needed here. Let Pova "wow pow bam and bash" through Paris, Dubai and Doha and, then, lets see what she can do in IW!

"A few little changes" in her stroke technique (more leg and core) means she is practicing the "new" techniques but not the old. So a little chaos is expected as she approaches the ball with old instincts and muscle memory fighting the new techniques. Lots of matches are needed to establish the new order.

Lachy
Feb 7th, 2011, 12:30 PM
^^ Keeps reverting back to the whirlybird/helicopter forehand :drool: But I mean who could resist? :drool: :drool:

Break My Rapture
Feb 7th, 2011, 04:29 PM
A little positive attitude is needed here. Let Pova "wow pow bam and bash" through Paris, Dubai and Doha and, then, lets see what she can do in IW!

"A few little changes" in her stroke technique (more leg and core) means she is practicing the "new" techniques but not the old. So a little chaos is expected as she approaches the ball with old instincts and muscle memory fighting the new techniques. Lots of matches are needed to establish the new order.
:speakles: You are always right. I can't remember if I have ever disagreed with anything you said. :lol:

Jack89
Feb 7th, 2011, 06:08 PM
I reckon Maria is probably gonna be playing Thursday night, as Carla and Bethanie play their match tomorrow night.

The Norwegian
Feb 7th, 2011, 06:09 PM
I was there in Dubai when she went skiing, stole my first kiss from her upper lip and tasted chocolate.

Shafanovic.
Feb 7th, 2011, 06:12 PM
:unsure:

Break My Rapture
Feb 7th, 2011, 07:48 PM
Riiiiiiiiiight. Moving on.

Bismarck.
Feb 7th, 2011, 07:51 PM
:hysteric:

The Norwegian
Feb 7th, 2011, 08:04 PM
Dreaming keeps me going. It was a good one, was is not?

Bismarck.
Feb 7th, 2011, 08:06 PM
I'm sure it was thrilling. But did it really taste like chocolate? :eek:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 7th, 2011, 08:07 PM
"The Norwegian" I think the damage is done now :hysteric:.

God saves you from Pieter a.k.a The Newbie Slaughter :angel:

Bismarck.
Feb 7th, 2011, 08:08 PM
The Norwegian is my new favourite poster. :hearts: Everybody goodrep him.

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 7th, 2011, 08:17 PM
Done :inlove:

Break My Rapture
Feb 7th, 2011, 08:22 PM
I can't wait for Poova to shit on bless this court. :worship:

JamieOwen3
Feb 7th, 2011, 08:35 PM
fuckers :lol:

didn't check for the paris thread until now :sobbing: Maria kick some ass, or maybe get a first serve in first.

mariavikafan
Feb 8th, 2011, 11:47 AM
http://www.lequipe.fr/Tennis/breves2011/20110208_125741_sharapova-souffrante.html


Sharapova suffering.
Sick since last week, Maria Sharapova has postponed her press conference, scheduled for Tuesday at 14:30. But she has confirmed her presence on the court Thursday.

OMG I almost died when I saw she was suffering and I thought she would not play but she will be fine for thursday, at least I hope so :hearts:

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 8th, 2011, 12:10 PM
What is she suffering? :scared: Is she injured or just not over the Fed Cup experience? :scared:

Qetusi
Feb 8th, 2011, 12:18 PM
If Maria wins her 2nd round match and reaches 1/4 final she will be 12th from monday, 1/2 final = 11th place and WIN = 9th place ....

But it's not important now, what's wrong with Masha??? :sad:

mariavikafan
Feb 8th, 2011, 12:19 PM
What is she suffering? :scared: Is she injured or just not over the Fed Cup experience? :scared:

A cold or sth like that but no nothing to do with Fed cup experience :lol: and that's probably the reason why she didn't play against Cornet on sunday too.

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 8th, 2011, 12:28 PM
Another cold? She's been catching quite a few of them lately. :o
I read on twitter that she was gonna practice later today, so it can't be that bad. :shrug:

itzhak
Feb 8th, 2011, 01:04 PM
ziamiki (Monique Filippella) twitter: Sharapova will miss her press conference.... Apparently she's sick!

angelikf (Angelica Fratini) twitter: Sick.. until 6 pm, when she will have her practice session RT: @ziamiki: Sharapova will miss her press conference.... Apparently she's sick!

cyannnnn
Feb 8th, 2011, 01:24 PM
she doesn't look very sick in moscow. (blow nose or cough)

maybe she just doesn't want make a press conference.:lol:




or


she is pregnant :eek:

Vodkapova
Feb 8th, 2011, 02:28 PM
she doesn't look very sick in moscow. (blow nose or cough)

maybe she just doesn't want make a press conference.:lol:




or


she is pregnant :eek:

I have a bought a Ralph Lauren soap to wash your mouth hands. :lol: Please don't mention the "p" word. It's even scarier than the "r" word. :scared:

The Norwegian
Feb 8th, 2011, 02:29 PM
According to an article in The Lancet, the condition formerly known as Maria's Suffering is best cured with a little less conversation and a little more action.

cyannnnn
Feb 8th, 2011, 03:01 PM
I have a bought a Ralph Lauren soap to wash your mouth hands. :lol: Please don't mention the "p" word. It's even scarier than the "r" word. :scared:

and what is the "r" word :p

i think she just doesn't want make a interview :angel:

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 8th, 2011, 03:06 PM
and what is the "r" word :p

i think she just doesn't want make a interview :angel:

Retirement :tape:

Vodkapova
Feb 8th, 2011, 03:23 PM
Retirement :tape:

:bolt:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 8th, 2011, 03:32 PM
Hey guys :wavey:.

Maria is gonna play tomorrow right?

denny5576
Feb 8th, 2011, 03:38 PM
Hey guys :wavey:.

Maria is gonna play tomorrow right?
Thursday night and if she is not ill...

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 8th, 2011, 03:38 PM
^^I think she's gonna play thursday. :)

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 8th, 2011, 03:54 PM
Thanks :angel:

Lucas_Arg
Feb 8th, 2011, 04:01 PM
How is she???
If so, see you in Dubai :bigcry::bigcry:

joćo.
Feb 8th, 2011, 04:19 PM
Sick? :scratch:

Maria Croft
Feb 8th, 2011, 04:25 PM
That's the last thing she needs, her being sick on top of all this.

Sharapovian
Feb 8th, 2011, 04:27 PM
Sick :awww: hopefully she gets better soon.

Lucas_Arg
Feb 8th, 2011, 04:49 PM
A thursday late start should be enough for her to be better.
Is she in the practices right now?

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 8th, 2011, 05:41 PM
Maria just 4 wins away from reaching top 10 :woohoo:

~MashyOwnThemAll
Feb 8th, 2011, 05:47 PM
...aaand happens in your dreams. :lol:

Sharapovian
Feb 8th, 2011, 05:48 PM
What makes you think she will definitely win 4 matches? :sobbing:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 8th, 2011, 05:51 PM
She will :yeah:. Trust me :yeah:.

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 8th, 2011, 05:51 PM
Maybe her chances to win a few matches will rise if "Poova" gets eliminated from the thread title... :p

~MashyOwnThemAll
Feb 8th, 2011, 05:53 PM
What makes you think she will definitely win 4 matches? :sobbing:

Noticed this:

Miloti (& Jamie) always jinx her!! :rolls:

~MashyOwnThemAll
Feb 8th, 2011, 05:54 PM
She will :yeah:. Trust me :yeah:.

O.K. :angel:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 8th, 2011, 06:02 PM
Noticed this:

Miloti (& Jamie) always jinx her!! :rolls:

Blasphemy :devil:

No we're not :ras:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 8th, 2011, 06:03 PM
Maybe her chances to win a few matches will rise if "Poova" gets eliminated from the thread title... :p


So you agree with me that Maria will win this tournament and enter world's top 10 :cheer2:.








:tape:

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 8th, 2011, 06:09 PM
So you agree with me that Maria will win this tournament and enter world's top 10 :cheer2:.








:tape:


It's definitely possible! :cheer:












:sobbing:

Sharapovian
Feb 8th, 2011, 06:29 PM
Noticed this:

Miloti (& Jamie) always jinx her!! :rolls:

Oh dear ...we're doomed then :p

JamieOwen3
Feb 8th, 2011, 06:46 PM
WTF i don't jinx anyone, talk about yourself! :p

Nina.
Feb 8th, 2011, 08:04 PM
So she'll start the tournament on Thursday? That's late..

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 8th, 2011, 08:11 PM
So she'll start the tournament on Thursday? That's late..

Yup and then she would have to play Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday (best case). We all know how that'll turn out, don't we. :o

Nina.
Feb 8th, 2011, 08:21 PM
Yeah well, not like I expect her to won 4 matches in a row after I've seen her play against Razzano :lol: but I can't watch her on Thursday so I was kinda hoping she would start tomorrow.

Break My Rapture
Feb 8th, 2011, 08:39 PM
Oh great, so she has caught another cold now? :sad: Cut her some fucking slack for once.

itzhak
Feb 8th, 2011, 08:39 PM
Maria's press conference is scheduled now for 12:00 instead of 16:00 as was planned in first place, I think that it is hints the obvious news...

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 8th, 2011, 08:40 PM
Look where are we now. We don't even believe that out Maria can win 4 matches in a row :spit:.

Cheer up people. Maria will enter the top 10 soon :yeah:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 8th, 2011, 08:41 PM
Maria's press conference is scheduled now for 12:00 instead of 16:00 as was planned in first place, I think that it is hints the obvious news...

What news :eek:

Sharapovian
Feb 8th, 2011, 08:42 PM
Hopefully it doesn't mean what I think it means. :tears:

Lachy
Feb 8th, 2011, 08:43 PM
OMG ffs that isn't good.

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 8th, 2011, 08:43 PM
Hopefully it doesn't mean what I think it does. :tears:


Wait, What fucking news:eek:. You guys are killing me :rolleyes::help:

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 8th, 2011, 08:45 PM
If she withdraws now...

Sharapovian
Feb 8th, 2011, 08:46 PM
Wait, What fucking news:eek:. You guys are killing me :rolleyes::help:

She's ill....so withdrawal maybe :tears:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 8th, 2011, 08:49 PM
Oh Thank god. I was thinking about the "r" word. You guys just freaked me out really :sad:

Sharapovian
Feb 8th, 2011, 08:51 PM
Oh God no :scared: I would be freaking out if it was that.

Well even if she does withdraw, hopefully she gets well soon.

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 8th, 2011, 08:54 PM
^^She'll get well in time for Dubai IF she really withdraws. :)
Could be possible that they just moved her press conference up, because she wants to get used to playing at a certain time. :shrug:

gc-spurs
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:03 PM
Oh Thank god. I was thinking about the "r" word. You guys just freaked me out really :sad:

....I was thinking the M word. Awkward.

But she's playing on Thurs.... that means she beat Bye :bounce::bounce:

Bismarck.
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:04 PM
BYE was injured. :sad: Limped off court during a practice session; she just can't catch a break.

Sharapovian
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:05 PM
^^She'll get well in time for Dubai IF she really withdraws. :)
Could be possible that they just moved her press conference up, because she wants to get used to playing at a certain time. :shrug:

Yeah this might be the case and maybe she wants to practice at a certain time tomorrow :)

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:06 PM
....I was thinking the M word. Awkward.

But she's playing on Thurs.... that means she beat Bye :bounce::bounce:

What's the M word? :sobbing:

~MashyOwnThemAll
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:07 PM
What's the M word? :sobbing:

Mmmaaaarrrrr... Mamilla! :secret:

Sharapovian
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:14 PM
Masha plays Mattek-Sands in R2.

gc-spurs
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:22 PM
What's the M word? :sobbing:

Its not marriage... :sobbing:

Break My Rapture
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:28 PM
:spit:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:39 PM
:haha:

Sharapovian
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:41 PM
:hysteric:

~MashyOwnThemAll
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:42 PM
:crying2:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:43 PM
Sharapova plays Mathek-Sands :hysteric:

She'll Kill Maria with her drop shots :hysteric:.

But anyway we know Maria will win four matches and Get into that top 10 so lets go MASHA :cheer2:

Break My Rapture
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:44 PM
Sharapova plays Mathek-Sands :hysteric:

She'll Kill Maria with her drop shots :hysteric:.

But anyway we know Maria will win four matches and Get into that top 10 so lets go MASHA :cheer2:
Drop shots? :spit: Queen Bethanie is all about the netplay boy.

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:48 PM
Drop shots? :spit: Queen Bethanie is all about the netplay boy.

Check her match against Clijsters at Montreal :hycteric:
:rolleyes:

Sharapovian
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:48 PM
Betahine beat CSN 6-0 6-3, didn't watch it but seems like Beth was playing well enough. :scared:

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:50 PM
BMS? Let's whoop this, Mash! :cheer:

Break My Rapture
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:54 PM
From an article on ES.yahoo.com:
Second seed Sharapova had a bye in the first round and skipped a scheduled news conference on Tuesday because she was unwell. However, she plans to play Mattek-Sands on Thursday.
Maybe it's not just a cold. :scared: If she was naesous or something today then hopefully it will be gone by Thursday.
Betahine beat CSN 6-0 6-3, didn't watch it but seems like Beth was playing well enough. :scared:
Beth was killing Kim frequently with DTL winners and impeccable netplay on Sunday. :tears:
If Maria doesn't put enough pressure on her, Bethanie will force her way up to the net and finish it off there. :o

Reptilia
Feb 8th, 2011, 09:54 PM
She has a great record against Beth but i'm still not confident at all.
Do your best Maria:yeah:

Shafanovic.
Feb 8th, 2011, 11:11 PM
She double bageled Beth didn't she?

On clay? :tape: Or am I dreaming?

Sharapovian
Feb 8th, 2011, 11:14 PM
She double bageled Beth didn't she?

On clay? :tape: Or am I dreaming?

Yeah she did - Charleston 2008 :cool:

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 8th, 2011, 11:34 PM
^^She also played her twice last year, dropping a total of 5 games. Am I crazy for thinking that even current form Masha/Poova whatever can beat current form BMS in straights? :tape:

atominside
Feb 8th, 2011, 11:43 PM
^ Yes.

JamieOwen3
Feb 8th, 2011, 11:54 PM
NO!!!
Just fucking believe in our girl ;)

Sp!ffy
Feb 9th, 2011, 12:33 AM
From an article on ES.yahoo.com:

Maybe it's not just a cold. :scared: If she was naesous or something today then hopefully it will be gone by Thursday.


:eek:!!!!!!!!!!

gc-spurs
Feb 9th, 2011, 12:46 AM
Sharapova plays Mathek-Sands :hysteric:

She'll Kill Maria with her drop shots :hysteric:.

But anyway we know Maria will win four matches and Get into that top 10 so lets go MASHA :cheer2:

Not really worried about Mashed Potatoes vs drop shots. I reckon she did a good job in Oz running those bitches down, and then she had a really high net %.

Lucas_Arg
Feb 9th, 2011, 01:36 AM
Hopefully tomorrow will hit the practice court.

Vodkapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 02:00 AM
Beth has been playing waaay better than last year. Hope Maria's gonna raise her level.

Craig.
Feb 9th, 2011, 02:02 AM
Maybe it's not just a cold. :scared: If she was naesous or something today then hopefully it will be gone by Thursday.

:bigcry:

Mistress of Evil
Feb 9th, 2011, 07:41 AM
It will be horrifying losing to a player, you've beaten 5 times plus double bagelled once. Hope Masha will not reach another low tomorrow.

Maria Croft
Feb 9th, 2011, 07:55 AM
I have a feeling her perfect H2H against her will probably not be so perfect anymore after this week...

kiwialicat
Feb 9th, 2011, 09:49 AM
I have a good feeling, I think she will win. Unless she actually is sick.

tvbsharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 10:08 AM
good luck masha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!come on !!!

cyannnnn
Feb 9th, 2011, 11:48 AM
someone has news of maria since she is in Paris (except that she is sick)????

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 9th, 2011, 01:15 PM
Wta Paris: Sharapova press conference postponed again: from 4 pm to 6 pm. Maybe we should ask can you tell us also which day? LOL

What's going on? :confused:

Sharapovian
Feb 9th, 2011, 01:17 PM
4pm :scratch: I thought it was that first then they changed it to 12 :shrug:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 01:23 PM
Not really worried about Mashed Potatoes vs drop shots. I reckon she did a good job in Oz running those bitches down, and then she had a really high net %.


Yeah but if she is sick its gonna get ugly out there:rolleyes:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 01:24 PM
We should add a "Mission: Reach the top 10" in the thread tittle :haha:

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 9th, 2011, 01:25 PM
http://static.letsbuyit.com/filer/images/de/products/original/159/91/winning-ugly-english-edition-15991413.jpeg

:angel:

Slampova
Feb 9th, 2011, 01:27 PM
Please beat Beth Maria :)

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 01:30 PM
She will beat Beth come on. It can't get any lower than she is now :shrug:.

Vodkapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 01:37 PM
Something seems to be going on with Maria and I don't like it; she's also not letting us know. :(

We should add a "Mission: Reach the top 10" in the thread tittle :haha:

Please no more "mission" thingies. :sobbing:

cyannnnn
Feb 9th, 2011, 01:40 PM
Quote:
Wta Paris: Sharapova press conference postponed again: from 4 pm to 6 pm. Maybe we should ask can you tell us also which day? LOL

What's going on? :confused:



:confused: yesterday she cancelled press conference
today from 12pm to 16pm now 18pm. i have the feeling she will cancel again.

btw did she train yesterday?

if she trained that means she is not very sick
if not :sad:

Break My Rapture
Feb 9th, 2011, 01:48 PM
:scared: More postponing. I'm nervous...
:eek:!!!!!!!!!!

:bigcry:
:crying2: Why does everyone keep highlighting my errors recently?

tvbsharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 01:53 PM
臭婊子 死婊子 妈的逼的 耍个鸡巴大牌 从昨天推 推到今天 今天还要推。。妈的逼的! (用中文骂人外国人也看不懂o(∩_∩)o

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 01:57 PM
:scared: More postponing. I'm nervous...



:crying2: Why does everyone keep highlighting my errors recently?

Have you ever heard about Karma :rolleyes::tape:

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 9th, 2011, 02:04 PM
臭婊子 死婊子 妈的逼的 耍个鸡巴大牌 从昨天推 推到今天 今天还要推。。妈的逼的! (用中文骂人外国人也看不懂o(∩_∩)o

Die bitch bitch forced to play a mother cock big push, from yesterday to today to push even today. . Mom forced to! (In Chinese curse foreigners can not read o (∩ _ ∩) o

:eek: & :spit: & :rolleyes:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 02:12 PM
WTF Is that :spit:

Sharapovian
Feb 9th, 2011, 02:14 PM
:bolt:

Break My Rapture
Feb 9th, 2011, 02:24 PM
LOL. :tears:

Vodkapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 02:25 PM
What the hell is that? :lol: I'm gonna ask my Chinese friends to translate that. Hope it's not gonna be too bad. :spit:

Vodkapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 02:26 PM
Oh I get it now. "Push" = postpone. :rolls:

Lucas_Arg
Feb 9th, 2011, 02:34 PM
She is practicing so hard that there's no time for stupid conferences.

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 02:49 PM
:scratch:.

Fool
Feb 9th, 2011, 03:00 PM
This tournament is confusing...they're playing 2nd round matches before Maria plays?

Sharapovian
Feb 9th, 2011, 03:02 PM
This tournament is confusing...they're playing 2nd round matches before Maria plays?

Maria's match is also a 2nd round match. She had a bye in the 1st round.

Fool
Feb 9th, 2011, 03:07 PM
Maria's match is also a 2nd round match. She had a bye in the 1st round.

Oh right. DUH! I knew that. :lol: :help: Too early to be up browsing tennis forums instead of listening to the professor.

NewShoulderPlz.
Feb 9th, 2011, 03:58 PM
Apparently Sharapova is practicing right now and will come here later for the presser............... 4 minutes ago via Seesmic Web

http://twitter.com/ziamiki/status/35380427795472384

Sharapovian
Feb 9th, 2011, 03:59 PM
I had a feeling she changed the time because of practice :)

Lucas_Arg
Feb 9th, 2011, 04:04 PM
Thank God.

Break My Rapture
Feb 9th, 2011, 04:21 PM
That's a relief. :awww: Doesn't mean that she's not sick anymore though.

Jack89
Feb 9th, 2011, 04:23 PM
Has anyone actually seen Maria??

I just find it strange how there have been no pictures or anything.

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 9th, 2011, 04:25 PM
Has anyone actually seen Maria??

I just find it strange how there have been no pictures or anything.

She hasn't done any press and there don't seem to be many photographers around on the practice courts. We haven't seen any training pic of Kim either, only the ones during her presser. :shrug:

Jack89
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:06 PM
ok, no press conference for Sharapova.... apparently she'll play tomorrow............. 15 minutes ago via Seesmic Web

http://twitter.com/ziamiki/status/35395189619032064

cyannnnn
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:10 PM
she is ok???

she looks like have a problem with the journalists

Sharapovian
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:12 PM
Maybe she just doesn't want to talk to the press :lol:

Or maybe some other reason. :shrug:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:12 PM
She is maybe training thats all :shrug:.

Can't wait to see where her level is tomorrow :)

Break My Rapture
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:21 PM
So much mystery. :scared: I'm not getting my hopes up really high for tomorrow although I hope that I can watch. :lol:

Vodkapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:26 PM
Something is going on...

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:26 PM
I just love this tournament. I don't have to wake up early or anything. I am going to watch Clijsters tonight :)

Break My Rapture
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:27 PM
Clijsters is playing right now...and losing. :lol: :p

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:27 PM
I always thought press and stuff was mandatory from the WTA and requested from the tournaments. Especially if your getting an appearance fee, like Maria most likely does. :scratch: I really wanna know what's going on there.

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:28 PM
Clijsters is playing now :eek:...

Vodkapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:29 PM
Kim does not want the No. 1 spot? :lol:

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:29 PM
Clijsters is playing now :eek:...

Yup. 4-6, 2-1 ;)

I love the European tennis swing. Feb - July = heavenly times. :inlove:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:30 PM
The reigning Australian Open Champion loosing a set to Barrois :spit:.

Remember when Maria won AO she didn't loose until Indian Wells when she lost to Kuznetsova :):inlove:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:31 PM
Yup. 4-6, 2-1 ;)

I love the European tennis swing. Feb - July = heavenly times. :inlove:

I though the match would start at 7:30 :eek:. Anyway Watching it right now :).


I also love this period. The tournaments in Europe :inlove:.

Rome,Madrid,French Open,Wimbledon, Birmingham, Stuttgart = :inlove:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:33 PM
Apparently Maria won't face Kim and its not her fault :angel:

Qetusi
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:37 PM
Firstly - It's Maria Sharapova and as we all know, she has all rights :lol::p
Secondly - this tournament is controled by IMG

But despite of this, i agree, it's strange why she isn't coming to press conference :shrug:

Qetusi
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:45 PM
Thursday, 10 February 2011

Central (Starting at: 12:00 noon)

1) Barbora ZAHLAVOVA STRYCOVA (CZE) - Petra KVITOVA (CZE)

Not Before 2:00 PM

2) Yanina WICKMAYER (BEL) - Klara ZAKOPALOVA (CZE)

Followed by

3) Bethanie MATTEK-SANDS (USA) - Maria SHARAPOVA (RUS)


Good luck Masha!!!!!!!!

itzhak
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:49 PM
95 percent that she'll withdrew, she could not practice today more than 10 minutes...

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:51 PM
German commentator on Masha:

Got sick in Moscow, people didn't even know if she was in there, spent 10 minutes at the facilities (don't know if he was talking about today), is laying in bed in her hotel.
:tears:

itzhak
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:52 PM
Sharapova sent a note: today she practiced only 10 mins. She got a viral infection in Moscow. Maria hopes to play tomorrow

Lucas_Arg
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:55 PM
See you in Dubai M.
I still have hopes though, tomorrow is a new day.

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 9th, 2011, 05:58 PM
I hope she won't play. Her health is more important and playing through a virus infection is not a smart thing to do. Might even make things worse.

Lucas_Arg
Feb 9th, 2011, 06:02 PM
I hope she will play.
Her tennis life is full of dissapointments lately.

Bismarck.
Feb 9th, 2011, 06:03 PM
If she has any sense she'll pull out. There's no use playing under the influence of a virus.

Sharapovian
Feb 9th, 2011, 06:07 PM
Well I think she should withdraw, and then hopefully recover in time for Dubai. Not the best thing to be playing while sick.

Dieter.
Feb 9th, 2011, 06:08 PM
Dutch ES commentator said Sharapova had an infection in her muscles.
Poor Maria. :hug:

mariavikafan
Feb 9th, 2011, 06:08 PM
If she has any sense she'll pull out. There's no use playing under the influence of a virus.

Absolutely not, this is the first time ever I will see Maria play she can't withdraw I swear but I think she'll be fine otherwise she would have withdrawn already.

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 9th, 2011, 06:09 PM
^^It's possible that she already has withdrawn inofficially, but that the tournament doesn't announce it to because of ticket sales.

Dutch ES commentator said Sharapova had an infection in her muscles.
Poor Maria. :hug:

Uh oh. :eek: That sounds serious. :unsure:

Bismarck.
Feb 9th, 2011, 06:14 PM
Absolutely not, this is the first time ever I will see Maria play she can't withdraw I swear but I think she'll be fine otherwise she would have withdrawn already.

Bali last year?

Dieter.
Feb 9th, 2011, 06:14 PM
^^It's possible that she already has withdrawn inofficially, but that the tournament doesn't announce it to because of ticket sales.



Uh oh. :eek: That sounds serious. :unsure:

IKR, hopefully she'll be ok.

Vodkapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 06:15 PM
Absolutely not, this is the first time ever I will see Maria play she can't withdraw I swear but I think she'll be fine otherwise she would have withdrawn already.

:hug:

mariavikafan
Feb 9th, 2011, 06:16 PM
^^It's possible that she already has withdrawn inofficially, but that the tournament doesn't announce it to because of ticket sales.

I know, but she came over here why would she travel considering she is sick since last week I think she has hope for tomorrow, see her interview.

http://www.lequipe.fr/Tennis/breves2011/20110209_200415_sharapova-s-explique.html

"I trained for 10 minutes today for the first time since my arrival in Paris. I was advised not to go to the stadium because of my condition infectious (viral disease). I am sick since the meeting of Fed Cup, the last weekend in Moscow. I treat myself, I am doing everything possible to be ready Thursday."

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 9th, 2011, 06:20 PM
I know, but she came over here why would she travel considering she is sick since last week I think she has hope for tomorrow, see her interview.

http://www.lequipe.fr/Tennis/breves2011/20110209_200415_sharapova-s-explique.html

"I practiced for 10 minutes today for the first time since my arrival in Paris. I was advised not to go to the stadium because of my condition infectious (viral disease). I am sick since the meeting of Fed Cup, the last weekend in Moscow. I treat myself, I am doing everything possible to be ready Thursday."



She came to Paris not knowing if she would be fit until Thursday. That was Sunday/Monday. Today is Wednesday and if she still hasn't practiced more than 10 minutes it's highly unlikely she will play tomorrow and I honestly wish she wouldn't.

I know that sucks for you and I'm really sorry for you, but Masha's health is the most important thing. :awww::hug:

Ps. She's speaking about a viral infection, not a muscle infection, thank God!

Mistress of Evil
Feb 9th, 2011, 06:20 PM
Oh, no again :o I have no problem seeing her being thrashed by scrubs such as Arn and Petkovic :help: but why can she be healthy at least. :sobbing:

mariavikafan
Feb 9th, 2011, 06:26 PM
I know that sucks for you and I'm really sorry for you, but Masha's health is the most important thing. :awww::hug:

I know I will pray for Maria :lol: I need to see her, there is still FO but I hate clay and Maria too.:rolleyes:

The Norwegian
Feb 9th, 2011, 06:28 PM
Maybe it is love?

trimtrab
Feb 9th, 2011, 06:34 PM
Ps. She's speaking about a viral infection, not a muscle infection, thank God!
i believe he/she misheard - not "in muscle" but "in Moscow"

Maria Croft
Feb 9th, 2011, 06:55 PM
I hope she withdraws, it was bad enough she played while she was sick at the end of last year. No need to further damage her low confidence.

Get healthy soon Maria :hug:

Jack89
Feb 9th, 2011, 07:01 PM
For a second there I thought she might have mono, what with all the viruses and colds she's had lately...

But I think I may just be overreacting a slight bit...

cyannnnn
Feb 9th, 2011, 07:08 PM
For a second there I thought she might have mono, what with all the viruses and colds she's had lately...

But I think I may just be overreacting a slight bit...

if she has mono, sasha must also has mono but he seems ok

Andy.
Feb 9th, 2011, 07:28 PM
Who would have thought 2009>2010>2011 (so far at least) things are going from bad to wrose. Poor Masha cant catch a break.

Lucas_Arg
Feb 9th, 2011, 07:30 PM
She will play!

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 07:34 PM
She is going to play. Thats a sure thing I guess :scratch:.

But a loss is pretty predictable also :shrug:.

~MashyOwnThemAll
Feb 9th, 2011, 07:39 PM
She is going to play. Thats a sure thing I guess :scratch:.

But a loss is pretty predictable also :shrug:.

Really? :speakles:

Maria just 4 wins away from reaching top 10 :woohoo:

She will :yeah:. Trust me :yeah:.

Noticed this:

Miloti (& Jamie) always jinx her!! :rolls:


:angel:




:D

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 9th, 2011, 07:45 PM
So it's certain she WILL play? Dunno if that's a smart idea. :unsure:

If she plays, I wish her best of luck, if she doesn't I wish her a speedy recovery. :hug:

~MashyOwnThemAll
Feb 9th, 2011, 07:46 PM
So it's certain she WILL play? Dunno if that's a smart idea. :unsure:

If she plays, I wish her best of luck, if she doesn't I wish her a speedy recovery. :hug:

Agree. :sad::sad:

AniaSharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 07:58 PM
Hope that Maria and her team know what they doing.

Good Luck Maria!

Break My Rapture
Feb 9th, 2011, 08:13 PM
Please don't play Maria. :awww: Resting is what she should do with a viral infection.

joćo.
Feb 9th, 2011, 08:27 PM
:shrug:

lylux
Feb 9th, 2011, 08:35 PM
Please don't play Maria. :awww: Resting is what she should do with a viral infection.

I'm agree, but it's so sad :sad:

MaitaBaby
Feb 9th, 2011, 08:38 PM
:sad:

Break My Rapture
Feb 9th, 2011, 08:41 PM
So unfortunate. :sobbing: Poor Maria. :hug:

Mr.Sharapova
Feb 9th, 2011, 08:53 PM
Really? :speakles:








:angel:




:D

Those where more of wishes :yeah:.

If GOATpova Appears, nobody will stop her from this tittle :)

And Anyway I heard somewhere that Maria said that her illness will be fine and she'll be able to play tomorrow :)

~MashyOwnThemAll
Feb 9th, 2011, 09:08 PM
Those where more of wishes :yeah:.

If GOATpova Appears, nobody will stop her from this tittle :)

And Anyway I heard somewhere that Maria said that her illness will be fine and she'll be able to play tomorrow :)

She died at age of 20 on March 18th, 2008. (R.I.P.)

Nobody had seen her spirit ever. :crying2:

Kitten63
Feb 9th, 2011, 09:08 PM
I hope Masha knows what she's doing, I would hate for things to get worse because she chose to play.

lylux
Feb 9th, 2011, 09:51 PM
She died at age of 20 on March 18th, 2008. (R.I.P.)

Nobody had seen her spirit ever. :crying2:

that's the worst I've read about Maria ever :sad: :sobbing:

~MashyOwnThemAll
Feb 9th, 2011, 09:58 PM
that's the worst I've read about Maria ever :sad: :sobbing:

fixing: about GOATPova. :sobbing:

perseus2006
Feb 9th, 2011, 10:02 PM
And well everybody should be concerned, I mean, picture this: there's Pova all alone in far away Paris, shivering from fever and cold in her dank, dark and dreary room, all alone with noone to advise her, noone to help her, noone to fetch her a warmer blanket or fluf her pillow, noone to sit beside her and hold her and gently brush her hair back behind her ear. How abandoned and desperate she must feel at this very moment knowing that noone actually cares about her well being but only about her physical appearance when she finally gathers the strength to leave her room...

It's enough to make a grown man weep.

~MashyOwnThemAll
Feb 9th, 2011, 10:11 PM
And well everybody should be concerned, I mean, picture this: there's Pova all alone in far away Paris, shivering from fever and cold in her dank, dark and dreary room, all alone with noone to advise her, noone to help her, noone to fetch her a warmer blanket or fluf her pillow, noone to sit beside her and hold her and gently brush her hair back behind her ear. How abandoned and desperate she must feel at this very moment knowing that noone actually cares about her well being but only about her physical appearance when she finally gathers the strength to leave her room...

It's enough to make a grown man weep.

+ noone to plays instead of her... :devil:

Marilyn Monheaux
Feb 9th, 2011, 10:14 PM
And well everybody should be concerned, I mean, picture this: there's Pova all alone in far away Paris, shivering from fever and cold in her dank, dark and dreary room, all alone with noone to advise her, noone to help her, noone to fetch her a warmer blanket or fluf her pillow, noone to sit beside her and hold her and gently brush her hair back behind her ear. How abandoned and desperate she must feel at this very moment knowing that noone actually cares about her well being but only about her physical appearance when she finally gathers the strength to leave her room...

It's enough to make a grown man weep.

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/4196/cryyyyyy5.gif

Reptilia
Feb 9th, 2011, 10:45 PM
Damn. There is always something with Maria:sobbing:

gc-spurs
Feb 9th, 2011, 10:57 PM
oh lordy this thread is so sombre.