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Ianto_Jones
Feb 2nd, 2011, 02:51 AM
Welcome to New York!

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Battle for Manhattan Island!
Dominika Cibulkova vs. Laura Robson
Umpired by Liezel Huber!

In an EXCITING charity event the archenemies will battle it out on the court in Madison Square Garden for bragging rights in order to raise money for a charity of their choice! This event will take place after both players finish their current tournaments--and theres a potential to add more players by invitation only! It should be an awesome event that the currently snowed in New Yorkers will be excited to come out and see some of the ART's FIERCEST rivals!

More Info to follow soon!

Ivanovic2008
Feb 2nd, 2011, 02:55 AM
Cool!

claypova
Feb 2nd, 2011, 03:45 AM
go laura! :kiss:

Ianto_Jones
Feb 2nd, 2011, 03:47 AM
go laura! :kiss:

Would Maria Sharapova like to make a special comeback just for this event?

I have the perfect opponent in mind.

Ivanovic2008
Feb 2nd, 2011, 05:33 AM
Glamour Match Kournikova VS Sharapova

Serena_4ever
Feb 2nd, 2011, 03:25 PM
Great idea british_player! Like your thinking!! :yeah:

Looking forward to seeing what is going to go down in the 'Big Apple'! :)

Miracle Worker
Feb 2nd, 2011, 06:07 PM
Maybe battle between #1 and #2 in the world ranking :kiss:

no-hay-igual
Feb 2nd, 2011, 08:30 PM
i think you guys need to round up as many special guests as possible ;)

are you sending points to me ?? Good idea :)

Sharapovian
Feb 2nd, 2011, 09:19 PM
Go Laura :cheer:

Miracle Worker
Feb 2nd, 2011, 09:26 PM
Go Laura :cheer:

You're cruel :bigcry:

Sharapovian
Feb 2nd, 2011, 09:29 PM
You're cruel :bigcry:

Don't worry it's just Dinara supporting Laura for now (she is her doubles partner after all).

We'll see later on who Zvonareva and Vesnina decide to support ;)

Ivanovic2008
Feb 2nd, 2011, 11:06 PM
Beauty match between Sharapova and Kournikova! or maybe they could be doubles partners in a doubles match cause Kournikova is awesome at doubles

Ianto_Jones
Feb 3rd, 2011, 12:12 AM
Beauty match between Sharapova and Kournikova! or maybe they could be doubles partners in a doubles match cause Kournikova is awesome at doubles

We'd have to wait for Sharapova to join.

Miracle Worker
Feb 3rd, 2011, 12:18 AM
If you invite everyone it will become a normal tournament...

Ianto_Jones
Feb 3rd, 2011, 01:26 AM
I'd like to extend an invitation to Victoria Azarenka and Dinara Safina to play in a second match at this exhibition.

The way this will work is that each of the four will choose a charity to support, and I will create a draw randomly, and each match will be best of three. The winner will receive a $1m purse for that charity.

Each player will be required to make a profile for the charity they are choosing to support, and tell us the reason behind their support.

More information to follow.

claypova
Feb 3rd, 2011, 04:23 AM
We'd have to wait for Sharapova to join.

Maria Sharapova declines.

Ianto_Jones
Feb 5th, 2011, 05:03 PM
Okay folks. I havent recieved ANY confirmations from anyone. I've been busy for the last few days--So its going to have to be Robson vs Cibulkova only.

Anyway, this event has been renamed: Battle of the Sluts

Each player will have 1000 points to be split into 3 sets, and the winner will take home a $1million purse home for their charity. Also up for grabs, each player will be inviting a celebrity to play doubles with them in the second match of the night. That celebrity will garner 500 points for the team, enough to challenge the outcome of the match!

The match will be taking place tomorrow at around 1pm EST with live scoring!

OOP:
Dominika Cibulkova vs Laura Robson
Dominika Cibulkova/Celebrity vs Laura Robson/celebrity

Don't forget to do your profile for your charity!

Miracle Worker
Feb 5th, 2011, 07:50 PM
:eek:

Excuse me... Dominika will not play in main match on Central Court?

Ianto_Jones
Feb 5th, 2011, 09:16 PM
:eek:

Excuse me... Dominika will not play in main match on Central Court?

err. there is only one court. its In Madison Square Garden. Or do you not want to play?

Miracle Worker
Feb 5th, 2011, 09:24 PM
Dominika is devastated that after her win against Laura she will have to play another match.

Her celebrity (I guess only female :sobbing:) is actress Amy Adams.

Or if it will be mixed doubles she wants to play with Brad Pitt.

Miracle Worker
Feb 5th, 2011, 09:38 PM
Dominika has also cheerleader.

She will be announced tomorrow.

Ianto_Jones
Feb 6th, 2011, 12:57 AM
you know what. Why don't we only do one match. Cibulkova vs. Robson. not quite sure how much time I'll have. As for points. I'm going to post mine here as soon as I see that you have sent yours in a private message--without opening that message of course.

The Battle of the Sluts begins tomorrow--using normal ART rules.

Ianto_Jones
Feb 6th, 2011, 05:05 PM
Battle of the Sluts will be begin momentarily. ;)

Ianto_Jones
Feb 6th, 2011, 05:41 PM
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Laura Robson vs. Dominika Cibulkova

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Dominika to serve!
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ACE! 15-0
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Dominika Forehand flies long. 15-15
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FH Winner Domi! 30-15
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Robson BH Error 40-15
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Double Fault! 40-30
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ACE! Dominika leads. 1-0

Ianto_Jones
Feb 6th, 2011, 05:50 PM
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Laura Robson vs. Dominika Cibulkova

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Robson Serving!
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Robson whiffs Overhead. Throws racket at ground, nearly hits herself with it on the bounce.. 0-30
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Drop Shot Winner Domi! o-40
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Robson Moonball Error Game. Dominika Cibulkova 2-0

Ianto_Jones
Feb 6th, 2011, 06:02 PM
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Laura Robson vs. Dominika Cibulkova

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Cibulkova Serving.
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Foot Fault. 2nd Serve. Dominika stares down the linesman. ACE! Dominika yells, take that, censored! 15-0
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Robson hits a Cross court Forehand Winner that leaves Dominika cursing in frustration. 15-15
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Lob Winner Robson comes into the net but is defeated by Dominika's Moonball. 30-15
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Foot Fault. 2nd Serve. Foot Fault. Dominika can't get ahold of a ball to shove down the lineswoman's throat quick enough. Too bad. 30-30
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ACE!40-30
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Robson comes into the net. Dominika hits her in the eye with a tennis ball. Robson is playing with a black eye now.
Game. Dominika Cibulkova 3-0

Ianto_Jones
Feb 6th, 2011, 06:18 PM
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Laura Robson vs. Dominika Cibulkova

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Robson Serving.
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[B]ACE! Dominika falls as she is trying to get it, prompting laughter from the crowd. 15-0
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Robson hits a Cross court BH Winner. 30-0
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Net Cord Winner Robson hits a ball that clips the net and doesn't even apologize for it. :fiery:. 40-0
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Fault. Second Serve. Are these two backboards? Did they try to impersonate Pushnaicki for this point? :confused: Robson wins a 100 ball rally as Dominika hits it into the net.
Game. Laura Robson. Dominika Cibulkova leads 3-1

Miracle Worker
Feb 6th, 2011, 07:20 PM
C'mon Dominika!!!

Miracle Worker
Feb 6th, 2011, 07:21 PM
Domi :cheer:

Ianto_Jones
Feb 6th, 2011, 08:27 PM
Lol. sorry. I forgot I had a basketball game.

Play was interrupted due to a leak in the ceiling of MSG. Play will resume soon.

Miracle Worker
Feb 6th, 2011, 08:34 PM
And we just made photo of first star who support Dominika:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01437/pete_sampras2_1437075c.jpg

Ianto_Jones
Feb 6th, 2011, 08:46 PM
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Laura Robson vs. Dominika Cibulkova

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Cibulkova Serving.
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[B]Foot Fault. Dominika starts to move towards the umpire before she sees her love Pete Sampras in the crowd. Laura catches this glance and now has the horrendous image of Dominika and Pete in bed together. 2nd Serve. Return Winner, Robson. 0-15
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Service Winner 15-15 Robson challenges the serve. OUT! by a mere centimeter. Second Serve. Robson hits a cross court return winner. Cibulkova is obviously distracted. 0-30
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Cibulkova channels Kvitova's ball bashing...and hits it....LONG. 0-40
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Cibulkova channels Masha.Fault. Not even CLOSE. Second Serve. FAULT. Cibulkova hits her fan in the eye.
Game. Laura Robson. Dominika Cibulkova leads 3-2

Ianto_Jones
Feb 6th, 2011, 08:54 PM
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Laura Robson vs. Dominika Cibulkova

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Robson Serving.
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Disgusting. Robson serves it at 60mph. She then fails to reach Cibulkova's Return. 0-15
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Cibulkova is getting turned on by something here. Nasty shot there. 0-30
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Cibulkova channels the Weasley Brothers Bludgering skills and paints the line with a fantastic shot. 0-40
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Cibulkova takes the game. and the rest of the set without dropping a point.
[B]Game and set Dominika Cibulkova. Dominika Cibulkova leads 6-2

Miracle Worker
Feb 6th, 2011, 09:08 PM
And another fans of Dominika's talent

http://chrisevert.net/2champs.jpg

Originally said by Martina
I'm huge fan of Dominika, she is one of the most talented player that I've ever seen. It's shame for ART Tour that they don't admire her.

Ianto_Jones
Feb 6th, 2011, 09:08 PM
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Laura Robson vs. Dominika Cibulkova

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Second Set.
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Game. Cibulkova. Fantastic Game! 1-0
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Game. Robson. Shuts it down with 2 Aces in a ROW. 1-1
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Game. Britain's Shining Hope. 1-2
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Cibulkova takes a Medical Time Out. We'll have to wait until she finishes seducing the trainer in the locker room to continue play. Robson is on the court saying, Told Ya.
Dominika Cibulkova leads 6-2 1-2[/I]

Sharapovian
Feb 6th, 2011, 10:09 PM
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Dinara decided to stop by and support her good friend, Laura Robson before going off to Indian Wells. As you can see she is still in Fed Cup uniform, she came straight from Moscow, as did Maria Sharapova. Maria has a Tag Heuer even to attend later on in the same city, so she thought she would watch the match too.

Miracle Worker
Feb 6th, 2011, 10:15 PM
Who cares about Maria?

She's retired now.

Ianto_Jones
Feb 7th, 2011, 12:14 AM
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Laura Robson vs. Dominika Cibulkova

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Injury Time Out is Over. Cibulkova leads 6-2 1-2
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Game. Robson. Dominika broken at 30. 1-3
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Game. Robson. :o Cibulkova can't even get the ball over the net. 1-4
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Game. Robson Rock is brimming with hope. 1-5
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Game and Set. Laura Robson. The Score is tied at a set apiece. 6-2 1-6.

Ianto_Jones
Feb 7th, 2011, 12:19 AM
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Laura Robson vs. Dominika Cibulkova

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Dominika Cibulkova 6-2 1-6 Laura Robson
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Game. Robson. Dominika Foot Faults the game away as Liezel Huber calls the foot fault from the chair.. ;) 0-1
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Game. Robson. Fantastic effort there by Cibulkova. She even did a full split which must have done wonders for the fantasy of all the men in the crowd. Too bad she lost the point when Laura hit a drop shot. 0-2
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Game. Laura Robson. Domi is noticeably limping now. We all know she's faking it. 0-3
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Game. Laura Robson. Three Aces there do the trick. Looks like Dominika is about to fold over. ;). Liezel Huber is in the chair and she's about to fall out. 0-4

Ianto_Jones
Feb 7th, 2011, 12:39 AM
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Laura Robson vs. Dominika Cibulkova

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Dominika Cibulkova 6-2 1-6 0-4 Laura Robson
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Game. Cibulkova. Cibulkova does a backflip before she retrieves a moonball. She wins the point and the game. . ;) 1-4
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Game. Cibulkova. My god. I don't need to post a soundtrack of the Venus-Sandra Zahlavova Strycova match to tell you that this game had WORSE grunting than that match. 2-4 :tape:
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Game. Dominika Cibulkova. What's wrong with Laura? She seems like she's really winded....she might have hyperextended her knee during that point... 3-4
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Game. Laura Robson. WAIT! Cibulkova CHALLENGES! SHE's RIGHT!. Liezel Huber is sitting in the chair FUMING because theres nothing she can do to help Laura. Dominika hits a FH winner DTL to save Break Point. then she ACES it to win the game.! 4-4

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Game. Dominika Cibulkova. Laura is not please. Niether is Dominika for that matter. Liezel Huber is doing everything in her power to help Laura win this match. Including allowing people to throw things at Dominika during points. :lol: 5-4
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Gaaaammmeee, Laaauurraaaa---WAIITTTT!!! OMG! Laura ran into the net before the point was over! BREAK POINT SAVED BY DOMINIKA! Deuce! Fantastic Rally...51,52,53,54, moonball, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, drop shot, 61, 62, OVERHEAD SMASH BY DOMINIKA! MATCH POINT! Foot Fault. Second Serve. Foot Fault. Deuce. Dominika can't be happy about that wasted opportunity. IN BETWEEN THE LEGS SHOT BY DOMINIKA TO SET UP ANOTHER MATCH POINT! Robson Challenges. Dominika's shot was out. Deuce. Laura hits Dominika with a rocket return! Advantadge Robson. Dominika whiffs the overhead. gets it back. Volley winner! Deuce. Dominika hits a Moonball winner.....:sad: Ad. Dominika Umpire has to go to the bathroom. Play paused.

Ivanovic2008
Feb 7th, 2011, 12:45 AM
funny

Ianto_Jones
Feb 7th, 2011, 01:12 AM
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Are they trying to hit the moon? I'm gonna take a nap. *yawns*
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Game. Set, Match. Queen of All Sluts, Dominika Cibulkova. You will receive $1million for a Charity of your choice. Please elaborate on which charity you have chosen.

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Good Match. See ya later. ;)

claypova
Feb 7th, 2011, 03:42 AM
i heard that Domi willl donate the $1 million dollars to the Slut Foundation, founded by Cibulkova herself.

Miracle Worker
Feb 7th, 2011, 09:27 AM
Dominica triumphs in New York

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It was spectacular night in Madison Square Garden. After fantastic match Dominika could rise her hand in a gesture of triumph. In 3 sets she defeated young and ehrrr... Laura Robson.

Originally said by Pete Sampras
Excellent match of Dominika. As always she presented high-level tennis. I was a little surprised when I found out that her opponent in this event will be Laura Robson. But Dominika was just perfect here. Of course she lost 2nd set, but it was exhibition, so audience wanted to see something more than 2 straight sets.

After match Laura didn't say anything to our reporter, but who cares. She just shouted:

Originally shouted by Laura Robson
Fuc.... ass.....

But Dominika had more to say

Originally said by Dominika
I was perfect today. That young [censored] shouldn't be compared to me. She's just child, who wants to be me. But she'll never be me.

Originally said by Dominika
I won today 1 million dollars. I wanna just said that I decided to give one more million from my private money to increase this value. I hope my friends will help me to raise more money for charity. I've already heard that Maria Sharapova declared to give some money. Of course Pete said he give me the check.

But who will receive this all money?

Originally said by Dominika
I give all the money for....the Slut Foundation. I'm just joking :lol:

All the money will go to Africa and will be used to build sport center in Madagascar.

claypova
Feb 7th, 2011, 09:55 AM
the Slut foundation feels rejected. ah well, Laura is probably tearing down the place right now :happy:

Serena_4ever
Feb 7th, 2011, 03:33 PM
lol, this was well funny! Great work british_player and Beesley!

Ianto_Jones
Feb 7th, 2011, 04:33 PM
All the money will go to Africa and will be used to build sport center in Madagascar.

Typhoon Laura is making landfall in Madagascar on Wednesday. Please get it completed by then.