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FaceyFacem
Jan 14th, 2011, 06:13 PM
http://www.tennischannel.com/news/NewsDetails.aspx?newsid=8488

Also, read the 3rd to last entry (for letter X)... anyone know about this? Have I been out of the loop?

Vartan
Jan 14th, 2011, 06:17 PM
Kim Clijsters isnít asked about being a mom. BECAUSE SHEíS A MOM!

Justine Henin doesnít downplay her chances after demolishing her opponent each round.

Nadia Petrova takes the court wearing something demure and understated. Down a 40 if she does not look like a PAAS Easter Egg.

Oracene Price goes her entire stay in Melbourne without tweeting something fantastically blunt. Take an extra shot of Patron if she apologizes for it.

We arenít treated by at least one round of epic Patty Schnyder 3rd set hair.

A player isnít carried off the court with sunstroke. Fasten your lips to a keg tap if that player isnít Victoria Azarenka.

The top 4 womenís seeds all make the semis. Or the quarters. Or the 4r.

Caroline Wozniacki isnít held up as the personification of all thatís wrong with the ranking system. Take four swigs and a giant rip of salvia Miley Cyrus-style if she isnít made the personification of all thatís wrong with womenís tennis altogether.

A certain female player will not have to answer any questions about an alleged XXX home movie blowing up the interwebs. Down a six pack of Schlitz if you havenít already or wonít immediately Google the identity of said player. Down a whole case if youíre not a filthy liar.

Hurley
Jan 14th, 2011, 06:32 PM
http://www.tennischannel.com/news/NewsDetails.aspx?newsid=8488

Also, read the 3rd to last entry (for letter X)... anyone know about this? Have I been out of the loop?

There was a thread about this, the title said it was Vesnina. That's all I know.

Berlin_Calling
Jan 14th, 2011, 06:37 PM
The fastest way to get f**ked up during a WTA match is to down a shot after every double fault... Be careful though, as it's also the fastest way to having to get your stomach pumped.

Keegan
Jan 14th, 2011, 06:41 PM
The fastest way to get f**ked up during a WTA match is to down a shot after every double fault... Be careful though, as it's also the fastest way to having to get your stomach pumped.

And for those who don't enjoy drinking or do not drink normally and aren't used to consuming copius amounts of alcohol, another game is to have two shots every time Caroline Wozniacki hits a winner :).