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LostInThe80s
Oct 10th, 2003, 08:08 PM
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Oct 10th, 2003, 08:11 PM
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Oct 10th, 2003, 08:15 PM
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Oct 10th, 2003, 08:18 PM
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Miranda
Oct 11th, 2003, 03:18 AM
Location: Frankfurt Metal Hospital Cafeteria :retard:

Nurse Andy: have you heard that the fatty gala and argentino were starring in some movies? :confused:
Nurse Stallone: not exactly movies, but underground porn videos :drool:
Nurse Andy: how come you know it so well?


Nurse Stallone: i also acted part timely as a porn star besides butcher, now the director said i am too old and don’t employ me, so that’s why i change to nurse :hysteric:
Nurse Andy: but gala and argentions’ figure and face …… how come they can be porn stars? :confused: :tape:

Nurse Stallone: their videos are only sold to Saudi Arabia where they love fatty women and men :haha:
Nurse Andy: oh i see :haha:
Nurse Stallone: but the director fired her last year because now the men in Saudi Arabia are tired of fatty people, they become more healthy and starts to do aerobic and eat more vegetables :bigclap:

Nurse Andy: umm, then our beautiful queen Dr Miranda Zhivago is suitable to act in those porn films given her excellent face and figure :clap2:
Nurse Stallone: oh, the elegant Dr Miranda, theres no need for her to act in porn movies, she can be the second Greta Gabo if she wants, but she is so great to sacrifice herself and work in this mental hospital, curing these silly people :worship: :inlove:

Enter Dr Miranda Zhivago :hearts:

Miranda: i have made you two some Chinese dessert :drool:
Nurse Stallone: you are so kind, Dr Miranda, can you eat dinner with me tomorrow :lick:
Miranda: i am sorry, i have a date with Leonardo Dicarpio :couple: . Do remember that on Sunday we need to send Dr Kart to do his usual brain test, where is he now? :confused:


Dr Kart is singing in the playground outside :cuckoo:

Dr Kart: I am singing in the rain, I am singing in the rain, I am the gorgeous Dr Kart that every one knows ………. :singer:

“Dr Kart receives many rubbish on his head as his voice is too terrible” :silly:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: Nurse andy and Stallone, your duty time :mad: , get this crazy Dr Kart, he makes so much noise at night, this time, lock him into the toilet :yeah: :devil:

Miranda
Oct 11th, 2003, 03:20 AM
welcome tree :D :wavey:

galadriel
Oct 12th, 2003, 11:44 AM
Location Frankfurt mental hospital

Dr.Kart: It's a miracle :eek: Miranda have no brain :eek:
Dr.Argentino: That's unbelievable :speakles: She must have a brain !!!!
Dr.Kart: But there is nothing :eek:
Miranda: Am I not normal ?
Nurse Mandy: Don't worry ;) A lot of people have no brain :p Pete and Andre as example ...
Galadriel: Help :help: I'm a hostage of Stallone :fiery:
Sylvester Stallone : Shut up :tape: Or I will beat you !!! :boxing:
Dr.Kart: Hey Mister :shout: She is a Lady :hearts: You can't beat women !!!!!!
Galadriel:Dr.Kart you are my hero :inlove: You have not a beard, :sad: but you are my hero :kiss:
Sylvester Stallone: Shut up everyone !!!!!!
Miranda: Oink Oink :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: zzzzyyy xxxx iiiii
Sylvester: :hearts: :kiss: :hearts: :drool: pppp ööööö äääää
Dr.Kart: What they are talking ? :confused:
Miranda: Oink Oink tell them the truth ;) We are not human beings :eek: We are not Miranda and Sylvester :p
Sylvester: We are Aliens :devil: :fiery:
Nurse Mandy:And I'm Madonna :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

to be continued

Miranda
Oct 13th, 2003, 04:07 AM
sorry that both my body and brain are so tired after mountain walking, i gonna reply you later tomorrow :devil:

Kart
Oct 13th, 2003, 02:27 PM
Good afternoon ladies :inlove:

Location: Frankfurt Mental Hospital

Dr Kart: It's a medical mystery :eek:
Dr Argentino: My beard is itching :o
Dr Kart: How can she be alive with no brain ?
Mark P: It's possible - after all, I don't think with my brain :o
Pete S: I know, he's like an animal :hearts:
Mandy Roddick: Be quiet you two - we don't want to hear the details :mad:
Dr Kart: I just don't understand it :confused:
Miranda: What kind of doctor are you ? Obviously you are not as clever as me, Dr Miranda Zhivago :rolleyes:
Dr Kart: Tell me then, great doctor Zhivago, how can you be alive ?
Miranda: My heart keeps me alive, my love for Andy, Pete, Mark P and Sylvester Stallone to name just a few. That's why I am Dr Zhivago, named in a love story :inlove:
Dr Kart: I see, I understand, maybe you are not crazy after all :D
Miranda: It's only a matter of time before all these men fall in love with me, they will be attracted by the smell of my green socks :D
Dr Kart: Ok, maybe you are still crazy after all :rolleyes:
Dr Argentino: My beard is still itching :o
Galadriel: Want me to help you scratch ? ;)
Dr Argentino: :o
Miranda: Can you two guys just get a hotel room and get over it ? :mad:
Galadriel: Drunk doctor :fiery:
Miranda: Troll queen :fiery:
Galadriel: :smash:
Miranda: :smash:
Dr Kart: Ok enough :(
Miranda: Quick, Galadriel, GET HIM !
Galadriel: :smash: Kart
Miranda: :smash: Kart
Dr Kart: Stop hitting me you crazy women :(
Miranda: Let's run for it Galadriel :D
Galadriel: Okay but I'm taking Dr Argentino as a prize ;)
Dr Argentino: :o
Dr Kart: Mark P, Mandy Roddick and Pete why didn't you stop them ? :mad: They've escaped and Galadriel has kidnapped Dr Argentino !
Mark P: Sorry, Pete and I were busy :smooch:
Mandy Roddick: I was trying on this skirt :o
Dr Kart::mad: Don't worry though - we can chase after them by following the smell of Miranda's socks :angel:. Call Sylvester Stallone, we'll need his help to catch them :D

Location: Outside the hospital

Miranda: Where shall we go ?
Galadriel: Let's go to Luxemborg to see the tennis know Kim is playing there so maybe you'll meet Lleyton ;)
Miranda: :lick:
Galadriel: Come on Dr Argentino :kiss:
Dr Argentino: :o

To be continued ...

Miranda
Oct 14th, 2003, 03:50 AM
People please note that the above conversation as written by the silly gala and Kart is happened in the “Drama entertainment 2003 of Frankfurt mental hospital”, the doctors, nurses and patients to act a scene to entertain the homeless poor people in Frankfurt :lol: .

The kind Dr Miranda Zhivago let her patients Kart, Argentino and gala to act as normal people, just want to give them some encouragement but however the reality is that these 3 patience are still under intensive care ;) :lol:

Miranda
Oct 14th, 2003, 04:05 AM
Location: Frankfurt mental hospital, the playroom :scratch:

Dr Kart: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Dr Kart, i graduated from University of Cambridge, do you want to test my skills, who need my help? :hatoff:
Nurse gala: Dr, I am a nurse who graduated from University of Oxford, i have some problems on my brain these days, I always feel painful on my head :awww:
Dr Kart: then I need to open your brain and see :banana:
Nurse gala: ok :lol:


Dr Kart: assistant Dr Argentino, please help me :bigwave:
argentino: ok :lol:
Dr Kart: please tie up nurse gala and also do something to entertain her so that she will forget the pain :nerner:

argentino: ok, “begin to take off his clothes and do a strip dance” :rocker:
Dr Kart: nurse andy, please sing to divert nurse gala’s attention :singer:
Nurse andy: “I am a material girl, in this material world” :rocker: :woohoo:

Dr Kart: oh my god, please see whats inside nurse gala’s brains? :eek:
argentino and nurse andy: wow, they are full of yellow poems??!! :eek:
Dr Kart: ok, i take these porn poems out and gala will be all right :bigclap:

Entered Dr Miranda Zhivago :cool:

Miranda: Nurse andy, why you wear this sexy low-cut? :lick:
Nurse Andy: sorry Dr, i play with them and I act as Mcdonna :yippee:
Miranda: oh my god, your job is not to entertain these patients but to command them! :mad:
Nurse Andy: sorry, Dr Zhivago :o


Miranda: please go back to your room immediately, its bed time, tomorrow, Senior Doctor Arnold Schwarzeneger will check your brains, please wash your hairs before you sleep :shout:
Dr Kart, argentino and nurse gala: waaa, i don’t like bathing :mad:
Miranda: Nurse Andy, take them to the bathroom :mad:
Nurse Andy: you want more balls, girls and boys? :nerner:
Dr Kart, argentino and nurse gala: waaa waaa, ok, we bath, we bath :sad: :tape:

galadriel
Oct 14th, 2003, 02:09 PM
Sorry,I'm too busy today,but tomorrow I will go on :p

galadriel
Oct 15th, 2003, 04:27 PM
Location Frankfurt Mental Hospital Tv Room

Nurse Andy : I'M so happy that Miranda and Sylvester have joked as they said they are aliens :crazy:
Galadriel: I knew it from the first moment,because I saw Sylvesters's pyjama :D
Pete: IT'S not a pyjama :eek: It's our own mental hospital clothes ;)
Andre: BUt it looks better as Andy's wonderbra :lol: :lol: :lol:
Pete : Hahaha :lol:
Nurse Andy: You are only jealous on me :fiery: ,because you both have no bras :p
Galadriel:Gentlemen !!!! :shout: It's time now for the daily hospital news.Quiet PLease :tape:

DR.KART : LAdies and Gentlemen ,I welcome you to our daily news show. :D FIrst the good news :D We have found Miranda's brain in her left ear :D DR.Argentino have found this sensation as he cleaned Miranda's ear :cool: Here we have his statement :D

Dr.Argentino: I have no words ;) I cleaned MIranda's ear and than I realized that there is something like a little meatball :eek: It was her brain :lol:
Miranda: You have stick with your injection needle in my brain ear :eek: Dr:ARgentino: I have done it for the science!!!!
Miranda: Mad butcher :fiery:
Dr.Argentino:I will win the noble award :bounce:
Miranda: :fiery: :o :devil: :mad:

DR.Kart : THis was our report about Dr.Argentino's great discovery :D Now we will meet "Sing SUNG SONG" :singer: That's our new boy band starring Mark P formely know as "the ace" , Arnie "Termi" Schwarzenegger and Sylvester "alien" Stallone" Let's rock boys :music: :rocker:

Sing Sung Song: LA LA TRA LA LA :rocker: :lol:

The whole hospital staff: STOP :shout:

Kart
Oct 15th, 2003, 06:01 PM
Location: Luxembourg tennis tournament

Dr Miranda Zhivago: So where are the men :drool:
Lady Galadriel: I don't care, I've got Dr Argentino :hearts:
Dr Argentino: :o
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Well, I care - I want to catch myself a handsome tennis man and then I can marry him and live off his money :cool:
Lady Galadriel: Maybe you can get him to buy you a brain :tape:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: When I have all that money I'm going to pay for a ticket for you to go to the middle ---
Lady Galadriel: You mean Middle Earth ? :D
Dr Miranda Zhivago: No, the middle of an island in the Pacific ocean so I won't have to put up with your stupid remarks :lol:
Lady Galadriel: Brainless drunk gay tennis player lover :mad:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Bearded Troll loving queen pathologist :fiery:
Lady Galadriel: :smash:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: :smash:
Dr Argentino: Please stop fighting ! Hey look it's Steffi Graf :o
Steffi Graf: Anybody seen my husband ? He was supposed to comeback from Munich ages ago :shrug:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: :tape:
Lady Galadriel: :tape:
Dr Argentino: :tape:
Steffi Graf: I hope he didn't wasn't lost at sea - he was on the beach you know ...
Dr Miranda Zhivago: :tape:
Lady Galadriel: :tape:
Dr Argentino: :tape:
Steffi Graf: I am so worried - I hope no one tried to attack him because of that ugly beard :eek:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Maybe Galadriel can help you out :haha:
Lady Galadriel: Er, maybe I saw him on the beach and tried to marry him because of that lovely beard before I knew it was him :o
Steffi Graf: What ? :eek:
Lady Galadriel: When I realised it was him I told him to get lost ...
Steffi Graf: And you didn't try to get any money out of him ? :confused: You are crazy ! Why do you think I gave him two kids ? :shrug:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: :eek:
Lady Galadriel: :eek:
Dr Argentino: :eek:
Steffi Graf: Ok got to go now and find him. Oh look there's Lleyton Hewitt looking for his girlfriend Kim :D
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Lleyton :hearts: wait for me I'll be your girlfriend - I don't care that I'm taller than you ...
Lady Galadriel: Ok we finally got to be alone :kiss: :lick:
Dr Argentino: :o

To be continued ...

Miranda
Oct 16th, 2003, 06:23 AM
hahaha, you two are genius, miranda is :worship: , my brain is empty at the moment, and i will be off from work tomorrow and saturday, so may be Dr Miranda Zhivago can only cure you on next monday :p :lol:

galadriel
Oct 16th, 2003, 03:10 PM
Location Frankfurt Mental Hospital Rosegarden

Nurse Andy: Miss Gala you have post :D
Galadriel:I'm Lady Galadriel and not Miss Gala :fiery:
Nurse Andy: Okay here is a letter for you Lady Gala :p
Galadriel: Oh it's from Michael :hearts:
Sylvester Stallone : Michael Schumacher ? :drive:
Galadriel: Nooo :eek: I mean the one and only Michael :D
Arnie Schwarzenegger: The guy who sings "Nightmare"? :singer: :rocker2:
Galadriel: You want to make fun with me :( :o He sings certainly "Thriiiiiller" :apumpkin:
Arnie and Sylvester : "Thriiiiller"That sounds like Drillerkiller :lol: :crazy:
Galadriel :Unthankful Fools :fiery: :fiery: :banghead:




Michael J: Is my friend Lady Galadriel here ?
Dr.Kart:Sorry but you can't see her ;)
Michael J: I'M Michael Jackson :singer:
Andre: You can't be Michael :confused: Michael have no beard ;)
Mark P.: He also don't wear a Santa Claus costume :p
Michael J:I'm MIchael :singer: I'm hear to sing for Lady GAladriel :angel:
DR.Argentino:I understand ;) You are Santa Michael :angel: The guy with the black beard ;)
DR.Kart: NURSE Andy !!!!! :shout: Please bring me my medicine bag ;) It seems we have a new case of crazymania :p
Miranda: MIchael :eek: Please touch my hand !!!! MIchael :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

to be continued

Kart
Oct 18th, 2003, 02:23 PM
OMG gala I didn't realise you were a Michael Jackson fan ...

Location: Luxemborg Tennis Tournament, behind the ladies changing room

Dr Miranda Zhivago: Yes Lleyton :D
Lleyton Hewitt: Uhhhh :o
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Harder Lleyton :D
Lleyton Hewitt: Uhhhh :o
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Yes, harder Lleyton :D
Lleyton Hewitt: Uhhhh :o
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Oh Lleyton, you're almost there :lick:
Lleyton Hewitt: COME ON !!!! ;)
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Well done Lleyton, you pulled one of my socks off :angel:. One to go ...
Lleyton Hewitt: :bolt:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Lleyton, come back !!!

Location: Luxemborg Tennis Tournament, main gate

Dr Kart: Ok Stallone you take the back gate, Mandy you take the East, Mark P and Pete take the West, Nurse Gabriela and I will take the Front gate ...
Nurse Gabriela: Dr Kart, come this way, I think they went this way ...
Dr Kart: Nurse Gabriela this is an empty room ...
Nurse Gabriela: I know :lick:
Dr Kart: We don't have time for this now :rolleyes: - hey look there is someone under this blanket ...
Nurse Gabriela: OMG it's Dr Argentino ...
Dr Kart: What happened to you, Argentino mate :confused:
Dr Argentino: Lady Galadriel - she was so lovely to me and then she saw a poster for Michael Jackson's concert and she left. I tried to grow a longer beard but she said that I wasn't BAD enough and she wanted a THRILLER. I said 'here look at my beard' and she said 'don't you understand, it don't matter if you're BLACK OR WHITE, I'm looking for a SMOOTH CRIMINAL' and then she was gone ;)
Dr Kart: We must go to the concert. What about Miranda ?
Dr Argentino: She ran off after Lleyton Hewitt just after we saw Steffi Graf ...
Nurse Gabriela: Steffi Graf ! Where is she ? I could have been the greatest tennis player if not for her ! I'm going to find her and get her ! :mad:
Dr Kart: Fine, you stay here, Dr Argentino and I must go to find Lady Galadriel at the concert, the rest of you must find and capture Dr Miranda Zhivago - remember she has no brain and is very dangerous ...

Location: Outside main gate, Luxemborg tennis tournament

Billie Jean King: Excuse me, but I was just about to say you look familiar ...
Lady Galadriel: Do you REMEMBER THE TIME, when we fell in love ? :confused:
Billie Jean King: Er, I'm not sure, are you Martina Navratilova ? :p
Lady Galadriel: No, although I JUST CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU, BILLIE JEAN is not my lover anymore :o
Billie Jean King: I know you, you look like that elf queen from that Tolkein story. Are you going to Middle Earth ?
Lady Galadriel: I am going to Los Angeles to see the King of Pop in concert. If you see anyone trying to find me, remind them I am DANGEROUS, tell them to stop trying to HEAL THE WORLD ;)

To be continued ;)

galadriel
Oct 20th, 2003, 04:31 PM
Your story is sooooo funny :lol: :lol: Tomorrow I will take revenge :p

Miranda
Oct 21st, 2003, 02:50 AM
Location: :Frankfurt mental hospital :silly:

Dr Kart: how good it is that we have spring roll as dim sims today, nurse Andy said it’s a treat by a visitor, argentino and gala, you should thank me coz the visitor must be a beautiful woman who admires the famous Dr Kart from University of Cambridge who has operated and discovered that gala’s brain is full of porn poems :cool:

Argentino: no, you should thank me, they treat us dim sims is because I did table dance for the German President 2 days ago :dance: :nerner:

Nurse Gala: no, you people should thank me coz its because I performed my great voice in front of the Pope in Easter this year :singer: :aparty:

Dr Kart, argentino and nurse gala are doing the same to each other: :armed: :smash: :boxing:

Entered Dr Miranda Zhivago, nurse Stallone and a muscular man :rocker:

Dr Miranda: ladies and gentlmen, please be quiet, do you know who treat you with the delicious spring rolls? Its our guest, the senior Dr Arnold Schwarzeneger, please welcome him :bigclap:

Dr Kart: your spring roll are very declicious, are you going to do a medical research with me? :hearts:
Dr Arnold: sorry, I am going to do a brain check with you instead :cool:
Dr Kart, argentino and gala : waaa …… :hysteric: :crying2:
gala: can you ask Michael to come here and sing me "I am bad, i am bad" before i do this brain check :music:

Miranda Zhivago: sorry, Michael is a super star and he does not know you :haha:
gala: see this is a letter from Michael to me :shout:
Miranda: let me see :smoke: , pfff, this is not Michael Jackson's note, this is Nurse Stallone's hand writing :lol: , he is kind, he wants you to happy before your brain check so he sent this fake letter to please you :haha:
gala: :sobbing:
Miranda: ok, don't cry, "calling for nurse Andy" :shout: "Andy, perform your thriller show" :cool:


Nurse Andy: hello, I am Michael Roddick :lol: :smoke: "I am bad, I am bad ......... " :woohoo:

galadriel
Oct 22nd, 2003, 04:46 PM
Location Frankfurt Mental Hospital

Miranda: Miiiiiichael :shout: I love you :hearts: I'll be there since 40 years :smooch:
Andre: 40 years ? :confused: I think you are only 17 years old :p
Miranda:Okay,I have lied :angel: I'm 18 years old :baby:
Michael:Can I see now Galadriel :hearts: ? I just wrote a new song for her :rocker: "Beautiful Galadriel/You always look in your mirror/Your... :singer:
Mark P. :Quiet Please !!!!! :tape:
Andre: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nurse Stallone :We want Madonna :D
Miranda: You have all no taste :fiery: :devil: Here is the King of Pop singing :bigclap:
Dr.Kart:Where is my big book "How I change a brain " from Dr.Frankenstein ? :confused:
Dr.Argentino:The last time I saw this "milestone of the medicine books"as I was in the kitchen ;)
Dr.Kart:In the kitchen ? :confused:
Dr.Argentino:Yes,I was searching for a good recipe for my candlelight dinner with my new flame Xena :inlove:
Miranda : Michaeeeel :hearts:
Dr.Kart:Nurse Andy give Miranda a injection ;) She must sleep now or she will sing a duet with this Santa Claus :p
Michael:I'm not Santa :fiery: I'm Michael ....
Miranda:Michaeeeel :hearts:

Nurse Stallone:Do you hear this ? :confused:
Galadriel:Oh yes it's Michael :bounce: :bounce: Michaeeeel :hearts:
Nurse Stallone: :crazy:

to be continued

Miranda
Oct 23rd, 2003, 06:50 AM
my brain is empty today, i gonna reply you tomorrow or later ;) :devil:

Miranda
Oct 25th, 2003, 02:19 AM
sorry, i am a bit busy, you know i have to serve 2 bad bosses until 1 November ;)

i gonna reply you on monday when i have new imagination ;)

Miranda
Oct 30th, 2003, 02:32 AM
Location: the entertainment room of Frankfurt mental hospital :silly:


Dr Kart: today, we have a great guest, can you guess who he is? :aparty:
Nurse gala: is it Michael Jackson again, is he visiting me again, i know that he is deeply in love with me, singing “Its so easy to fall in love with me” :singer:

Argentino: please wake up from your dream :zzz: . Michael is now doing his Asian concert in HK, the Michael you said is our Nurse: Michael Roddick, let me show you the poster for his trip to HK :lol:
Nurse gala: waaaa, my heart is broken :hysteric:
Dr Kart: stop arguing, guess it immediately! :shout:
Nurse gala: is he Michael S, the Ferrari driver? :hearts:
Argentino: is he Michael Chang? :lick:

Dr Kart: all wrong, let me introduce you the great genius: Michael Angelo!!!!!! :worship:
There entered a man of about 50 with white beard :cool:

Nurse gala: wow, beard man, i love it, oh, i don’t like white colour, please dye it to black before we can get marry :hearts:
The white beard man: lady, sorry, I had 3 wives before, i am enough of wife :tape:
Nurse gala: you foolish old man, you are going to regret of not marrying me :mad:
Dr Kart: be quiet, nurse gala, how come you don’t know the great Michael Angelo, the great man in Renaissance years! He will now demonstrate to us his great painting, argentino, you be the model ok? :drool:
argentino: its my great pleasure to have Micahel Angelo to take a portrait of me :drool:


30 minutes later :devil:

Michael Aneglo: here we are, my great painting :worship:
Dr Kart, nurse gala: oh my god, argentino, it looks so much like you, Michael no wonder you are a genius :worship:
argentino: let me see, let me see, oh how come you draw a fat pig!! :mad:
Michael Angelo: you are a fat pig, Mister argentino! :lol:
argentino do this to Angelo: :smash:

Entered Dr Miranda Zhivago and Nurse Stallone: :devil:

Dr Miranda: what are you always fighting? :mad:
Nurse Stallone: “take out a toy water-gun and shoot them” “the white beard of * Michael Angelo * drops to the floor” :lol:
Dr Miranda: oh my, why are you wearing a fake white beard here, Dr Arnold S??? :eek:
Dr Arnold S: hehe, my patient Dr Kart invites me to join in this entertainment show, me to act as Michael Angelo, I think its better that we be more friendly so that i can cure him more easily, hehe :o
Dr Miranda: Dr Arnold, you are so kind ;), i cannot do this :rolleyes: :p

galadriel
Oct 30th, 2003, 12:51 PM
I'm too busy now,but tomorrow I will take revenge ;)

galadriel
Oct 31st, 2003, 12:55 PM
I have no time now:sad: ,but I will write here very soon :D

galadriel
Nov 2nd, 2003, 12:06 PM
Location The garden of the Frankfurt Mental Hospital

Michael Jackson:I'm baaaad ,I'm baaad ,I'm really really baad :singer:
Nurse Andy alias Mandy: My poor ears !!!!!
Michael Jackson: I'm dirsty !!!! Have you something to drink for me ?
Nurse Andre: Sure,but you must pay for it ;)
Michael:I have no money with me :)
Andre and Andy : We don't mean money :p We mean you should stop to sing !!!!!
Michael Jackson : xxxxxxxxxx (censored)


Galadriel : Quiet !!! I hear a lovely voice :DThat's the Prince of Pop Michael :inlove:
Arnie Schwarzenegger: No,this is only the noise of the street :devil:


Dr.Kart: I'm stil searching for my book .Can someone help me to find it ?
Miranda: I know where it is !!!! I know where it is !!!
Dr.Argentino: Then give it to Kart ,Miranda.
Miranda: No,I want first a reward ;)
Dr.Kart: You can have a cup of tea :D
Miranda: I want gold and silver as reward
Dr.Argentino:Don't be so greedy ;)
Miranda:I'm not greedy :mad:
Dr.Kart: Sure you are !!!!!
Miranda: I'm not !!!!
Dr.Argentino: You are !!!!!
Miranda : Noooooo


to be continued

Kart
Nov 2nd, 2003, 06:27 PM
Location: Los Angeles, backstage at the Michael Jackson Concert

Michael Jackson: I've run out of white face paint !
Lady Galadriel: Don't worry Michael, I can cast a spell on you :angel:
Michael Jackson: Who are you and where did you come from ?
Lady Galadriel: I am Lady Galadriel, I have come to you from Germany ...
Michael Jackson: Why ?
Lady Galadriel: Because I love you - it's Friday, and Friday I'm in love
Michael Jackson: I understand, so many people do :angel:
Lady Galadriel: You are going to marry me ...
Michael Jackson: Am I ?
Lady Galadriel: Yes. Now.
Michael Jackson: You are crazy and you need to be locked up ...
Lady Galadriel: So many people have said that to me lately :confused:
Michael Jackson: Security !!! HELP, I need somebody
Lady Galadriel: Don't be like that Michael. Give in to me
Dr Kart: Michael, you've found her :D
Michael Jackson: You're not much of a security guard :confused:
Dr Kart: I am a doctor and I've come to take this person back to Frankfurt ...
Lady Galadriel: Hi Dr Argentino :lick:
Dr Argentino: :o
Michael Jackson: What, so now you love him ?
Lady Galadriel: I always loved him more even if he has shaved off his beard, besides he is a Selestial :worship:
Michael Jackson: So why did you love me - is it because I'm BAD ?
Lady Galadriel: No
Michael Jackson: Is it because I'm a Speed Demon ?
Lady Galadriel: No
Michael Jackson: Is it because of my Human Nature ?
Lady Galadriel: No
Michael Jackson: Then why ?
Lady Galadriel: I just wanted your money :tape:
Dr Kart: Maybe she's not crazy after all :eek:
Dr Argentino: Lady Galadriel :o, maybe you'd like to attend the YEC with me seeing that we're in Los Angeles
Lady Galadriel: You mean, like a date ?
Dr Argentino: :o
Lady Galadriel: I know Monica is not playing but maybe she'll be there. Let's go !!!
Dr Kart: Michael, thank you for helping us find her - we brought you some more white face paint, but it looks like you won't need it ;)
Michael Jackson: What do you mean ?
Dr Kart: You've become very pale, as white as a sheet :confused:
Michael Jackson: It was the fear of having to marry Lady Galadriel that scared me so much I became like this :tape:
Dr Kart: I warned you she's Dangerous

Location: Luxembourg Tennis Tournament

Steffi Graf: :smash:
Nurse Gabriela: :smash:
Steffi Graf: When will you get over it. I am a better tennis player and I have married a better man :p
Nurse Gabriela: No and no. I am a better tennis player and soon I will have Dr Kart :inlove:
Steffi Graf: :smash:
Nurse Gabriela: :smash:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Hello ladies, still fighting ?
Steffi Graf: Dr Miranda Zhivago why are you holding that rope ?
Nurse Gabriela: Look, she has Sylvester Stallone, Mark P, Pete Sampras, Lleyton Hewitt and some woman tied up in chains ?
Dr Miranda Zhivago: These men were sent to stop me but I quickly put them in their rightful place - without Dr Kart or Dr Argentino or Lady Galadriel, they were no match for me. They are my love slaves now :drool:
Steffi Graf: So Dr Kart could stop you ?
Dr Miranda Zhivago: He could put up a better fight than these weak men :(
Nurse Gabriela: See, Steffi I told you he is :hearts:
Steffi Graf: Perhaps I should meet him :lick:
Nurse Gabriela: Oh no you don't :armed:
Steffi Graf: :smash:
Nurse Gabriela: :smash:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Stop fighting, you're so pathetic fighting over some man :rolleyes:. Although I know he has a super body because he swims so much ;)
Steffi Graf: There's only one way to settle this, take me to this amazing Dr Kart :drool:
Nurse Gabriela: Fine. We'll go to Los Angeles where he has gone after Lady Galadriel ...
Dr Miranda Zhivago: My enemy, that crazy beard loving, elf witch Lady Galadriel, I will go to Los Angeles also to fight her again :smash: - and also to see if there are any more tennis men I can capture :devil:
Steffi Graf: Who is that woman in the chains Miranda ?
Nurse Gabriela: She seems familiar :retard:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: It's my confused love, Andy Roddick
Andy Roddick: It's Mandy !
Everybody: Whatever :rolleyes:

To be continued ... in Los Angeles :p

Miranda
Nov 3rd, 2003, 01:16 AM
oh my god, i don't know what to say, i gonna think deeply, and reply you later :devil:

Miranda
Nov 6th, 2003, 01:51 AM
Location: Frankfurt Mental hospital :retard:

Dr Kart: see how popular I am, the great tennis player Steffi Graf is going to visit me! :woohoo:
Dr argentino: even a 5 years old child will not believe in your story :lol:
Nurse gala: hahaha, Steffi Graf is going to visit you? I am much better than you, i have Prince Charles to visit me, oh i love so much his horse like face, a resemblance of Hewitt, my favorite tennis player :bigclap:
Dr argentino: who would believe you two, hahahaha :haha:
Dr Kart and Nurse gala do this to argentino: :smash:

Entered Dr Miranda Zhivago and nurse Stallone: :worship:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: ladies and gentlemen, we have two special guests to visit you, please welcome them, here we have Prince Charles and Steffi Graf :bigclap:
Dr Kart and nurse gala: see we have not told lies :nerner:

Entered two dogs, one has white hairs, walks very slowly and have only one teeth :dog: , and the other one has a very long face and walks very arrogantly like a queen :cool:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: let me present to you, Dog Doctor Prince Charles and Steffi Graf, just play with them and you gonna be happy and relax :lol:
Nurse Stallone: yes, this is a new warm treatment for you three :angel:
Dr argentino: hahahahaha, oh my, Prince Charles and Steffi Graf are two doggies :haha: :lol: :lol: :tape: :hearts:

galadriel
Nov 6th, 2003, 01:51 PM
Location: Sky Aeroplane "Starship Enterprise"

Pilot: Welcome on board ,Ladies and Gentlemen.I'm captain Kirk.My crew and I say Welcome on board.

Dr.Kart:I'm still in sorrow about your colour of your skin,Mr.Michael.
M.Jackson:Don't worry ,I will drink some red milk .
Dr.Kart : Red milk ?
M.Jackson:Yes,I have always my blood plasma with me :eek:
Gala: Honey Boney Michael :kiss: :kiss: I'm coming to you :D
M.Jackson : Oh NO
Dr.Kart: I'm sitting on this place !!! You must searching for another place !!!!
Gala: Stand up and make place for the great Elf queen !!!!
Dr.Kart: NO
Gala: Yes
Dr.Kart: NO,I don't !!!!You are my patient and I'm your doctor .



Dr.Argentino: Poor Dr.Kart :sad: He can't wait to see his love in LA.
Andre: You mean a woman is in love with him ?
Dr.Argentino: He called her "my lovely mummy" ;)
Andre: Lovely Mummy ?
Dr.Argentino: Yes,this woman was once a famous actress,but then she have had this beauty operation.Since this day she wears only a bandage around her body :eek:


Mandy : Ladies should I show you my wonderbra ?
Gaby and Steffi: Oh yes
Mandy: Look at me ! Have I not a dream figure ?
Gaby and Steffi: Sure,your breast is bigger as the breast of our collegue .............(censored) :p
Mandy: I'm so happy :D Next year I will have so big breasts like Pamela :hearts:
Gaby and Steffi: Shriver ? :eek:
Mandy: Anderson


Dr. Miranda Zhivago : Since many years have you a flight license ?
CApitan Kirk: Since a week
Dr.Miranda Z.: Since a week :eek:
Capitan Kirk: Yes,before this I was a swimming teacher :p

to be continued

Kart
Nov 6th, 2003, 09:04 PM
:haha:

OMG Miranda :hearts: and Galadriel :hearts:.

I'm going to think hard and get you back :smash:.

Miranda
Nov 10th, 2003, 01:43 AM
awaiting Kart's reply before i post mine, hehe, actually i am run out of imagaination ;)

galadriel
Nov 10th, 2003, 11:34 AM
awaiting Kart's reply before i post mine, hehe, actually i am run out of imagaination ;)

Imagination ? :eek: This is the reality :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kart
Nov 10th, 2003, 03:21 PM
Well ladies - you asked for it ;)

Location: Year Ending Championships, Los Angeles

Lady Galadriel: Dr Argentino, this is the best date I've been on :D
Dr Argentino: How many dates have you been on ?
Lady Galadriel: Including this ... one :tape:.
Dr Argentino: You really know how to make a guy feel special :rolleyes:
Dr Kart: Shhhhhhhhhh I'm trying to watch the match
Lady Galadriel: Dr Argentino, why did you have to bring him ? I thought it could have just been the two of us and I could make you feel really special :smooch:
Dr Argentino: I had no choice, I didn't trust him to drive the car home. You know how bad he is a driver ;)
Dr Kart: Shhhhhhhhhhhh
Lady Galadriel: If you tell me to be quiet one more time I'm going to :armed:
Dr Argentino: Hey look it's Andre Agassi !
Andre Agassi: Hi Lady Galadriel :hearts:
Lady Galadriel: You've shaved your beard and you lied to me. Come any closer and I'll :armed:
Andre Agassi: :eek: I'm just looking for my wife Steffi. I heard she had come to this tournament looking for some rich handsome wonderful doctor Kart :worship:
Dr Kart: That's me but I haven't seen her - but look it's Nurse Gabriela. What are you doing here ?
Nurse Gabriela: Dr Kart, you are so great. Let's leave her together now and live happily ever after :D
Dr Kart: Can I drive ?
Everybody: NO !!!
Dr Kart: Well can we stay to the end of the match ?
Nurse Gabriela: No, we must go now !!!
Dr Kart: What's the hurry ? :confused:
Nurse Gabriela: Steffi is coming to steal you away from me like she stole: Wimbledon 1991, US open 1988, French open 1995, Italian open 1987, the no.1 ranking, the whole of my career---
Lady Galadriel: Shhhhhhhhhh
Dr Kart: Shhhhhhhh yourself :p
Lady Galadriel: Right I'm going to get you :armed:
Andre Agassi: Hey it's my Steffi, you're here. I was so worried :sad:
Steffi Graf: Who are you ?
Andre Agassi: I'm your husband :confused:
Steffi Graf: My husband has a beard. You have not. You are crazy. Dr Kart please can you help me with this crazy man ?
Nurse Gabriela: Stay away from him :armed:
Steffi Graf: Hey Gaby I bought one of your perfumes, I used it on my dog :lol:
Nurse Gabriela: Right :smash:
Steffi Graf: Bring it on :smash:
Lady Galadriel: Shhhhhhhh, actually what's that smell ?
Dr Argentino: It's very familiar ...
Dr Kart: What's that sound ?
Dr Miranda Zhivago: It is me. That sound is all my love slaves trying to escape their chains.
Lady Galadriel: And that smell is your rotten green socks. How could I forget :rolleyes:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Hello Andre :lick:
Andre Agassi: You recognised me without my beard :bowdown:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: You have such lovely hands, can I look at them ?
Andre Agassi: Here ...
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Haha, now I have tied your hands in chains as well :devil:. You are my love slave also. Join the others and wait until I give you your orders.
Lady Galadriel: Miranda, you are as crazy as ever and still smell worse than one of Sabatini's perfumes :p
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Galadriel, still chasing after bald bearded men ? :p
Lady Galadriel: Right you brainless sock wearing drunk :fiery:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Bring it on you dwarf loving troll :mad:
Lady Galadriel: :smash:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: :smash:
Nurse Gabriela: :smash:
Steffi Graf: :smash:
Dr Kart: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Oh shut up :smash: Kart
Lady Galadriel: Yeah :smash: Kart
Dr Kart: HELP !!!!!!!!!! :bolt:

To be continued ;) :kiss:

Miranda
Nov 11th, 2003, 01:26 AM
yes, its the reality, the reality is cruel, its that gala and Kart are the patients in Frankfurt mental hospital while Dr Miranda Zhivago is a super good doctor who is going to win the best doctor in Germany prize, hahaha :lol:

hahaha, this Dr Kart :lol: , i got to think deeply to take revenge :lol:

galadriel
Nov 11th, 2003, 01:00 PM
Kart's story is soo funny :lol: :lol: :lol: I need more time for a revenge ;)

Miranda
Nov 13th, 2003, 06:40 AM
Location: The annual Harvest dinner of Frankfurt mental hospital, held on a private room at Macdonalds, the mental patients from Stuggart hospital are also invited :silly: :drive:

Dr Kart: hello lady, can I dance with you? :drool: :dance:
A lady from Stuggart mental hospital whose name is Sabatini: sorry, i only dance with handsome and fit man like Johnny Depp :nerner:
Dr Kart: hey, I am more handsome than Johnny Depp and is younger than him :shout:
Sabatini: please lose 60kg before you invite me to dance :haha:

Dr Kart: come on, I have an autograph from Steffi Graf and she is my good friend, i know lots of her secrets, dance with me ok? :lick:
Sabatini: Steffi Graf, my enemy! I wanna know her secret, ok, lets dance :devil:

Argentino comes in and is playing a guitar: oh you two are dancing the Waltz, ok, I play a good music for you, the Beatles “I love you yeah yeah yeah ……” :music:

Sabatini: ok the dance is finished, show me the autograph and tell me her secret :devil:
Dr Kart: here you are :cool:
Sabatini: why the autograph is like a dog’s foot??!! :confused:
Argentino: don’t you know that Steffi Graf is our dog doctor? :lol:
Sabatini sings: “I don’t love you any more, please release me and let me love again” :mad: :mad:
Dr Kart: crying :sad: :hysteric:

Nurse gala is wearing a mini skirt and a bar top which she bought from super fatty outlet :hatoff:
Nurse gala said to a patient who has beard and is bald: hello boy, do you wanna dance with a super sexy woman? :lick:
Andre: oh, Sabatini? no, she said i am bald and does not want to dance with me :sad:
Nurse gala: i am referring to myself, I am sexy lady gala, lets dance this Tango :cool:
Andre: sorry, i don’t find you sexy, i only find you very fatty :nerner:
Nurse gala: you are going to regret your whole life, see, I have Prince Charles who is in love with me :mad:
Andre: really??!! :eek:

Entered Dr Miranda Zhivago and Nurse Stellone :worship:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: i hear someone asking for Prince Charles? :confused:
Andre: i wanna see him, I am his fans, i love his hairs, so white and flourish :hearts:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Prince Charles is now eating at pizza hut, he does not like Macdonalds, you wanna see him? then i bring him in :lol:
Andre: please please!!!!! :worship:
Nurse gala: no no no :sad:

Entered Nurse Stallone with Prince Charles: :dog:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: he is Prince Charles :dog:
Andre: why he is dog?!! :eek:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Prince Charles is our newly appointed dog doctor :lol:
Andre does this on gala : :smash:

galadriel
Nov 13th, 2003, 12:31 PM
Location:Hotel Fours Seasons LA

Prince Charles: Ladies and Gentlemen !!!! Quiet Please !!!!
Nurse Gabriela: Who is this clown ? :scratch:
Steffi Graf:It's a doctor .Can't you see it ? You are still so...Auhhhh:eek:
Nurse Gaby : :armed:
Dr.Kart: Ladies !!!!! Shut up !!!!
Prince Charles: I'm the new witch doctor.I learned to be a doctor in Papua New Guinea .
Lady Galadriel: Miranda be careful or you will lose your head :p
Miranda Zhivago:Foolish Dwarflover :devil: Welcome collegue Charlie :wavey:
Dr.Kart: Welcome
Prin Charles: Thank you all .What's your most difficult case ?
Nurse Gabriela:Nurse Mandy and Steffi Graf ;)
Steffi Graf: I'm not a patient !!!! I'm only searching for my husband !!!!
Nurse Gaby: And I'm Marylin Monroe ;)
Dr.Kart: What ? You are Marylin ?
Prince Charlie: I see here is a nice relationship between doctors and patients.



Dr.Argentino: I'm dancing Tango at midnight ,I'm dancing Tango in the morning:singer:
Nurse Mandy: Hey,Doctor you are good.You are better as Michael Jackson !!!
Michael Jackson: That's not true !!!! I'm the King of Pop !!!! Nobody can sing better as I.Hey,why are you running away ?


Andre Agassi: Have you heard ? A cat is singing ?
Nurse Arnold: Sorry ,I have no time.I must bring the new doctor a chainsaw .
Andre: A chainsaw ?
Nurse Arnold: Yes he need it for a brain operation :p

Miranda
Nov 14th, 2003, 04:00 AM
i have no time, i gonna reply you later ;)

Miranda
Nov 17th, 2003, 02:14 AM
sorry the great Dr Miranda Zhivago has 3 operations to do, 6 magazines are interviewing me today so i cannot reply you ;)

i need more thinking ;)

Miranda
Nov 20th, 2003, 01:46 AM
Location: the entertainment room of Frankfurt mental hospital, the patients held a singing contest and has invited Dr Miranda Zhivago, nurse Stallone and Dr Arnold S as judges :silly:

Dr Kart: ladies and gentlemen, Dr Kart is going to sing my best song which suits myself most “Diana” , I want to dedicate this song to my lover, Queen Elizabeth II :hearts: “I am so young and you so old, this my daring I have been told ….. oh Diana” :woohoo: :dance: :banana:

Dr Kart: thank you for your hand clippings, I am sure that i gonna win :bigclap:

argentino: pff, your Elvis Presley’s wig is too old fashioned and you don’t know how to move your butt, you should move it as light as a butterfly while you move it like a fat pig :lol:
Dr Kart and argentino: :smash:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: stop fighting, its gala’s turn to sing now! :shout:
Nurse gala: yes, stop fighting and listen to my tender and lovely voice!! I gonna sing “Tell Michael I love him”, I gonna dedicate this song to my future husband “Michael Jackson, the super star”! :worship:

Dr Kart, argentino, Dr Miranda Zhivago: Michael Jackson, your future husband??!! hahahaa :lol: :haha:

Nurse gala: shut up or i pour the Coke onto your head! :mad: Now i sing “Tell Michael I love him, tell Michael not to cry, my love for him, will never die” …….. :banana: :dance: :singer:
Nurse gala: thanks for your admiration, I am sure win! :bigwave:

argentino: pff, your Jones Collins’ low cut is too old fashioned and your Elizabeth Taylor’s type of heavy make up makes you look like a grilled monkey! :lol:
Nurse gala and argentino: :boxing:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: argentino, do you still want to sing, if not, i gonna leave! :mad:
argentino: yes yes, i have prepared my masterpiece, I am more talanted than you two, I can sing and dance together, my song is “Table dancing”
argentino begins to sing, but he also begins to take down his clothes one by one …. :eek: :hearts:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: what are you doing, strip dancing?! stop :shout:
argentino: you have no taste, this is an art, let me take down my undies … :lol:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: stop immediately! Nurse Stallone stop him :mad: immedately
Dr Kart and nurse gala: no no, we wanna see …. :drool:

Nurse Stallone hits argentino with a guiltar and he faints before he takes down his undies ….. :cool:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: now go back to your room immediately! no more singing contest and entertainment for one month as punishment, you are always so naughty! :mad: :shout:

Dr Kart and nurse gala: waaaa :sad: :hysteric: :crying2:

galadriel
Nov 20th, 2003, 12:09 PM
Today I have no time,but tomorrow I will write a new chapter ;)

galadriel
Nov 21st, 2003, 11:53 AM
Galadriel: Michael J. have left us !!!! He wrote me a letter "Dear
Friends !!! I'm not the person you thought .I'm not a good singer......
I will go now to Peter Pan's land and maybe with the time and the right therapy I will come back."
Dr.Kart: It's a shame but so it is better :D
All Frankfurt Mental Hospital staff and patients : FAREWELL MICHAEL :wavey:


.................................................. ..............................................

Dr.Argentino: Gala is still sad :sad:
Nurse Andy: Yes,she is talking with her mirror :silly:
Doctor Miranda Zhivago: She needs a new love :D
Dr.Kart: A new love ? Do you know a dwarf with a beard ?
Nurse Andy: I know Santa Claus,but he have no beard ;)
Dr.Argentino: I have a idea :p Have we still our new patient on this floor ?
Nurse Andy : You mean :music: ?



Galadriel: Mirror Mirror !!! Tell me the truth :angel: Will I win the first price in the lottery or must I working as a nude dancer ? ;) :eek:
Ozzy: Hey you :cool: I'm your new roommate ;) My name is Ozzy Osbourne.
Galadriel: :eek: :eek: :eek: Are you paranoid ? ;)

to be continued

Miranda
Nov 24th, 2003, 01:11 AM
please tell me who is Ozzy :confused: so that i can continue on writing :devil:

galadriel
Nov 24th, 2003, 01:53 PM
please tell me who is Ozzy :confused: so that i can continue on writing :devil:

Ozzy Osbourne is very popular in the western world.He and his chaotic family have his own show on MTV ;)
He is a rocksinger and in his youth he have drunk a little bit too much ;) Now he is....Ask Kart ;) He can explain it better as me :tape: :lol:

Miranda
Nov 25th, 2003, 01:59 AM
thanks gala for telling me, ok, the kind Dr Miranda Zhivago will cure him just like curing you and Dr Kart ;) :devil:

but now i am a bit busy, i gonna think deeply and reply you later :devil:

Miranda
Nov 26th, 2003, 01:58 AM
Location: Frankfurt mental hospital, the room of gala :rocker:

Ozzy: hello man, I am your new room mate, whats your name? :cool:
nurse gala: are you blind? Take down your sun glasses, I am a beautiful woman! :ras:
Ozzy: I see it very clearly, you are a man! You have no boobs, your butt are as fat and hard as a male hippo :shout:
nurse gala: I am a woman!!!! I gonna ask Dr Kart and argentino to confirm! :mad: “calling for Dr Kart and argentino” :shout:


nurse gala: now Dr Kart and argentino, tell Ozzy that I am a woman! :fiery:
Dr Kart and argentino: yes Ozzy, gala is a woman although she has flat chest and fat horse like man face :tape: :lol:
nurse gala: you two bad bastards!!! :fiery: :armed:

Ozzy: playing a guiltar and sings to the top of his voice “help, please come, Dr Miranda, please come and help me” :singer:

Entered Dr Miranda Zhivago and her powerful nurse Andy Roddick :cool:

Dr Miranda: who calls me? don’t you know that I am very busy, I need to iron my beautiful Versace evening gown for going party with Leonardo Dicarpio tonight :hearts:
Ozzy: I am a man, Dr Miranda, how come you put me with a woman?! :mad: especially such a ugly and fat woman, she looks like a man!
Dr Miranda: Ozzy, I put you with gala is because she just has lost her lover Michael Jackson, so I think you are the right person to comfort her :sad: . Besides, giving her man-like face, I am assured that you won’t have bad yellow idea on her, so you two gonna be a perfect roommates :tape: :lol:

Ozzy: oh my god, i don’t want to live with a ugly woman. Can I live with you, Dr Miranda Zhivago? :drool:
Dr Miranda: sorry, i don’t live with patients, I live with my parents at the German flower castle :hearts: .

Ok, since you don’t like to live with gala, I change you to be the room mate of Dr Kart. But i have to warn you, he has very bad smell because he only takes a bath once a month :tape: :lol:
Ozzy: its ok for me because i have a bad nose which cannot smell things clearly :devil:


To be continued :lol:

galadriel
Nov 26th, 2003, 01:00 PM
Location Frankfurt Mental Hospital Room of Dr.Miranda Zhivago

Ozzy: Sharrrrrrron ? :shout:
Miranda Zhivago:Ozzy :inlove: I'm in love with you since I'm a child
Ozzy: Since you are a child ? :confused: This can not be ,because I'm singing since 1970 ;) You mean maybe Frank Sinatra ?He is singing since 1940 and this was the time when you was a child :devil:
Miranda:Woooooah :sad:
Ozzy: What have I say ? Sharrrrrron ? Take me out of here !!!!!
Dr.Kart: Please don't scream so load ,Ozzy.The Lady Galadriel is taken her beauty sleep :angel:
Miranda: Beauty sleep ? She is soooo ugly.She don't need a beauty sleep !!! She needs a beauty Operation :devil:
Gala: (she is in the next door room) I heared this :devil:
Ozzy: I want out here !!!
Nurse Mandy: Can I have your autograph ?
Ozzy : Sure
Nurse Mandy: Super :bounce: You have standing next to Justin Timberlake at the Mtv Prize award :p That's so great !!!!
Ozzy: Sharrrrrron?


Lady Gala: This Dr.Miranda is soooo jealous of me ;) My hairs,my smile,my beautiful face ,my other body parts :hearts: :tape:
Dr.Argentino: Your brain :lol: :lol: A little joke of me ;)
Lady Gala: Who is here shouting "Sharrrron " ? I know a Sauron ,but not a Sharrrron :p
Dr.Argentino: That's Ozzy Osbourne :D The world greatest "bat" fan :rolleyes:

to be continued

Kart
Nov 26th, 2003, 05:01 PM
Ok ladies ... :armed:

Location: Very expensive restaurant, Los Angeles

Lady Galadriel: What a lovely place for us to spend our second date Dr Argentino :hearts:
Dr Argentino: :o
Lady Galadriel: When we've finished, do you want to come back to my room ? We can ... you know what ... :lick:
Dr Argentino: :eek: I guess so :o
Lady Galadriel: I've been looking forward to playing with you :hearts:
Dr Argentino: :o
Lady Galadriel: I'm very aggressive when I play :devil:
Dr Argentino: :o
Lady Galadriel: I can be gentle or rough ... it can be over in seconds or hours :kiss:
Dr Argentino: :o
Lady Galadriel: I like to think of myself as the all powerful queen chasing after you as the king :inlove:
Dr Argentino: :o
Lady Galadriel: When it's over we can do it again and again all night :drool:
Dr Argentino: :o
Lady Galadriel: What's your favourite position ? :hehehe:
Dr Argentino: :eek: Er, I like many of them - what's yours ? :o
Lady Galadriel: Apart from the queen, I like the rooks :D
Dr Argentino: :confused: I don't know that position :o
Lady Galadriel: You do know how to play chess don't you ? :confused:
Dr Argentino: Oh you were talking about a game of chess in your room :o :o :o :o :o
Lady Galadriel: Of course, what did you think I was talking about ? After all this is only our second date ... you didn't think I meant go back to my room for ... :eek:
Dr Argentino: Of course, not :angel: :o
Lady Galadriel: OMG look :eek: it's a famous gorgeous rockstar that I really like :worship:. I'm gonna get his autograph !!! Excuse me !!!
Dr Argentino: :o
Lady Galadriel: Hey ...

Who is this rockstar ? Will he be young and :lick: ... or will he be 60 years old :tape: like granny gala ???

Find out soon ... to be continued ... ;)

Kart
Nov 26th, 2003, 05:30 PM
Location: Miranda Zhivago's new mansion (formerly Andre Agassi's mansion), Los Angeles

Dr Miranda Zhivago: Say it LOUDER :smash:
Andre Agassi: I am NOT gay, I love Miranda, she is the most wonderful, beautiful woman in history :worship:
Mark P: I am NOT gay, I love Miranda, she is the most wonderful, beautiful woman in history :worship:
Pete: I am NOT gay, I love Miranda, she is the most wonderful, beautiful woman in history :worship:
Mandy Roddick: I am a man, not a transvestite. I am NOT gay, I love Miranda, she is the most wonderful, beautiful woman in history :worship:
Lleyton Hewitt: I love Miranda NOT Kim, she is the most wonderful, beautiful woman in history :worship:
Sylvester Stallone: I love Miranda, she is the most wonderful, beautiful woman in history :worship:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Never in my lifetime have I had patients that were so difficult to teach the truth to :rolleyes:. I am having to use all my braincells :tape:
Mandy Roddick: But Mistress Miranda, you have no brain, I saw in the operation, I--- :tape:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Silence :fiery: :armed:. Don't make me use the tennis racquet on you again :mad:
Mandy Roddick: Sorry mistress :bowdown:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Not good enough :fiery:, your punishment is to clean this mansion using only your toothbrush :armed:
Mandy Roddick: Yes mistress :bowdown:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: And take off that dress :fiery:
Mandy Roddick: Yes mistress :bowdown:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: And don't call me 'mistress' - I am Mistress Miranda to you :armed:
Mandy Roddick: Yes mistr--, I mean sorry Mistress Miranda :bowdown:
Lleyton: :bigcry:
Mark P: :bigcry:
Pete: :bigcry:
Andre: :bigcry:
Sylvester Stallone: :bigcry:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Why are you all crying ???? I let you out of the chains after only three weeks !!! You can't be hungry - I let you eat three days ago :mad:
Lleyton: I miss Kim ... :sad:
Andre: I miss Steffi and all her money ... :sad:
Sylvester Stallone: I really desperately want to star in Rambo 7 which is going to be the worst film ever ... ;)
Mark P: I'm crying because I still love you Pete, even though you love Miranda now ... :sad:
Pete: I thought you loved Miranda, I love you too :hearts:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: :explode:
Everybody: Quick !!! Let's escape :bolt:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Useless men :rolleyes:. I don't need them :banghead:. I'm gonna go and look for that gorgeous famous popstar that I really like - the one that that granny gala likes :lick:. He's gonna be my new love slave :armed: :devil: ...

Who is this rockstar ? Will he choose Miranda or Galadriel ? Will everybody get along ... or is going to end in :timebomb:

Find out soon ... to be continued ;)

Miranda
Nov 27th, 2003, 01:24 AM
:lol: :lol: at you two, i am a bit busy, the bad boss has told me to do the troublesome air ticket thing again, also i will be off tomorrow and saturday, i gonna take revenge next week :devil:

galadriel
Nov 27th, 2003, 12:50 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

It's so funny :lol: :lol: I will continue tomorrow :lol: :lol: :lol:

galadriel
Dec 2nd, 2003, 12:22 PM
I have no time for today (I'm very busy),but I will soon as possible write a new story ;)

Miranda
Dec 3rd, 2003, 01:14 AM
oh god, i finally seen Ozzy's photo yesterday, he is looking ...... bizzare :tape: , but i am sure he is a good patient :devil:

i am still thinking of how to write my masterpiece, wait me a bit longer, miranda mimi is getting a bit older, need more time to think :devil:

galadriel
Dec 3rd, 2003, 12:25 PM
Ozzy bizarre ? He is the best looking guy for me ;)

Miranda
Dec 4th, 2003, 02:01 AM
Location: Meeting room of the Frankfurt mental hospital :dance:

Dr Kart: Dr Miranda Zhivago told us to make a Christmas tree ourselves for the competition of “Best Christmas trees of Germany mental hospital” award :worship: . I am the highest rank here, so you gonna listen to my idea! :cool:
Nurse gala: pfff, I am the queen gala, you should listen to my order! :shout:
Dr Kart does this on gala and makes her silence for a while :smash:

Dr Kart: now listen to me, I want to use my old undies to knit a special undie tree, you know how i love the green colour, all my undies are green so it looks so much like a christmas tree :lol:
argentino: yes, it’s a good idea, i wear red undies, you may hang my undies onto the “tree” and put some gifts onto it :lol:
Nurse gala: pff, you should use my undies, you know just one of my undie is as large as a tank, if we use yours, our hands will be very tired because we need to knit so many undies together to make one Christmas tree :ras:
Dr Kart and argentino: hahaha, finally gala admits that her butt is as large as a tank :D:D :haha:
Nurse gala Dr Kart and argentino are doing this to each other again: :boxing:


Ozzy: “singing again” “Dr Miranda, please help help help” :singer:

Entered Dr Miranda Zhivago and nurse Andy Roddick :cool: :

Dr Miranda Zhivago: whats the problem Ozzy? I am preparing to make a beautiful heart shaped cake for Leondardo :hearts:
Ozzy: i don’t want to live with Dr Kart :shout:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: why, you said your nose is sucked? :confused:
Ozzy: yes, but i cannot stand his “open attitudue”, he always just wear a tiny green coloured undie and walk in front of me :scared:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: ai, you are so picky, ok, i make a change, you gonna sleep with argentino, but I have to warn you, he eats a lot :tape:
Ozzy: its ok, he can eat as much as he likes, i cannot stand Dr Kart’ showing his fat butt any more :mad:

To be continued :devil:

Miranda
Dec 4th, 2003, 02:03 AM
Ozzy is good looking for you :eek: :p , but sorry he has no interest on you, he now lives with argentino ;) :p :lol:

galadriel
Dec 5th, 2003, 12:10 PM
Frankfurt Mental Hospital Meeting Room

Dr.Kart: We have the biggest Christmas tree we have ever haved :bounce:
Lady Galadriel: It was sponsored by my niece ;) The beautiful garden girl Manu ;)
Mark.P: The beautiful darkhaired lady who brought us the tree ?
Lady Galadriel: This was my niece ,but she is not interested in former Tennis pros ;)
Pete: Why not ?
Lady Galadriel:Because she is ........
Dr.Kart: Don't talk so much !!!! Help me to trim the tree !!!! One ,Two ,three....

The tree is falling with a load noise on Dr.Kart,Lady Galadriel,Pete and Mark P. :devil:
All together : Auuuuuuaaaaaaaah :eek: :bolt:


Miranda Zhivago :What was this ?
Ozzy: Keith Richards is playing guitar ? :music:
Miranda Zhivago:Fool !!! Someone have screamed !!!!
Ozzy: I'm not a fool !!!! I'm maybe a little bit slow,but I'm not a fool !!!!
Dr.Argentino: We have a emergency !!! Everyone who can help must rush into the Meeting Room
Nurse Andy: But I want to go shopping !!!! I can't go....
Ozzy: Sharooooon ? Let me out here !!!!!


Pete: My head is hurting me :sad: What's wrong with your nose Dr.Kart ?You are looking like Pinochio :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dr.Kart: Shut up or I beat you with the plastic christmas star !!!
Lady Galadriel: What's happend ? :confused: I have a show in ten minutes :D Where is my microphone ?
Mark P and Pete: A microphone ? :confused: You are the Lady Galadriel !!
Lady Galadriel: Lady G. ? I'm Kylie Minogue ;)

to be continued

Kart
Dec 6th, 2003, 01:53 PM
Location: MTV Video Music Awards, Los Angeles

Lady Galadriel: I had to follow my beloved popstar all this way because he got into his limousine before I could catch him :fiery:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: What a slow taxi driver taking me several hours t get here :drive:
Lady Galadriel: Miranda :eek: what are you doing here ?
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Galadriel :eek: I could ask you the same question ...
Lady Galadriel: Er, I am here to watch the show :D
Dr Miranda Zhivago: So am I :D
Lady Galadriel: I was thinking, maybe we could not be enemies now that I have got Dr Argentino and you have all those love slaves :o
Dr Miranda Zhivago: I was thinking the same thing - friends ? :)
Lady Galadriel: Friends :hug:

Such a lovely scene to see Selestials getting along ... will it last ???

Miranda
Dec 8th, 2003, 01:24 AM
hahaha, two masterpieces from the great gala and Kart :worship:

you know i am very sensitive to noises, the building i live is surrounded by factories and commercial buildings, i don't know if the machines of one of the unit is out of order that the noises of "ding ding ding" is heard even at night for the last 3 days :fiery: , i slept badly and have today complained to the environmental depart

as i am superstitutous, i want to get a reply from them at least to ease my tension (i think it needs at least 2 weeks before the matter can be solved), so i gonna post after that

sorry, please understand that miranda is a very worrying woman, i need to beat the bad things before i can post funny things :)

galadriel
Dec 8th, 2003, 01:15 PM
hahaha, two masterpieces from the great gala and Kart :worship:

you know i am very sensitive to noises, the building i live is surrounded by factories and commercial buildings, i don't know if the machines of one of the unit is out of order that the noises of "ding ding ding" is heard even at night for the last 3 days :fiery: , i slept badly and have today complained to the environmental depart

as i am superstitutous, i want to get a reply from them at least to ease my tension (i think it needs at least 2 weeks before the matter can be solved), so i gonna post after that

sorry, please understand that miranda is a very worrying woman, i need to beat the bad things before i can post funny things :)

Miranda beat the bad things !!!! I hope you will soon find your sleep again :D

Miranda
Dec 9th, 2003, 02:38 AM
thank you gala :worship: , the noises disappeared last night, i hope its just that the workkers forgot to turn off the machine on friday night :confused: , i hate noises :mad:

i will post later after i have more imagination :p

galadriel
Dec 10th, 2003, 01:28 PM
thank you gala :worship: , the noises disappeared last night, i hope its just that the workkers forgot to turn off the machine on friday night :confused: , i hate noises :mad:

i will post later after i have more imagination :p

I hope you must never hear this noises anymore :D

Miranda
Dec 12th, 2003, 02:57 AM
i hope so, many thanks :D

Miranda
Dec 12th, 2003, 03:07 AM
Location: Frankfurt mental hospital, the kitchen :lick:

nurse gala: singing “Michael has left but I now have Ozzy, he is so sexy and lovely ….., la la la” :dance: :singer:
Dr Kart: gala, isn’t Ozzy said you look like a man, how come you now find him sexy and lovely? :confused:
nurse gala: pfff, he is at least more sexy and lovely than you and argentino. I need to find someone to substitute Michael :apumpkin:
argentino and Dr Kart: we are the best, you are the worst!!! :shout:
nurse gala: I am the worst? i am cooking some orange cookies for Ozzy, do you want to try some? :lick:
argentino and Dr Kart: oh gala is the best!!! Your orange cookes are the best! :bigclap:

Entered Dr Miranda Zhivago and nurse Andy Roddick :cool:

Dr Miranda: I smell something? :confused:
nurse gala: do you want to try some, its my orange cookies, i cooked it specially for my future husband Ozzy :hearts:
Dr Miranda: Ozzy! he told me that he doesn’t like cookies but cheese cake :devil:
nurse gala: you are lying, Ozzy loves everything i cook! :mad:
Dr Miranda: I am not lying, he has just invited me to eat cheese cake at Maxim’s restaurant but you know I already have Leonardo, i have rejected him :lol:
nurse gala: i treat you as friend, how come you stole my future husband?! :mad:
Dr Miranda: i have not stolen him, did i just say I have rejected him, he is way too ugly for me! :mad:
nurse gala: you are not my friend any more. I am now going to see Ozzy to prove that he loves me the most! “taking many oranges with her” :devil:

At Ozzy’s room :cool:

Ozzy singing: “beautiful miranda, you are my goddess ……” :singer:
nurse gala: hello Ozzy, do you want to taste my hand made orange cookies? :lick:
Ozzy: oh sorry i don’t like eating orange cookies but cheese cake :tape:
nurse gala: its ok, do you find me beautiful today and do you notice any changes of me? “showing off her low-cut and mini skirt” :woohoo:

Ozzy: oh my god, how come you have big papaya today?! you did the plastic operation? :eek:
nurse gala: no no, i always have big papaya, just that i don’t want Dr Miranda to feel humble after seeing mine so I always use a big towel to wrap it so that they look as small as little strawberries. Do you love me now given that I am so sexy? :lick:
Ozzy: but your face is still very fat and ugly ….. :tape:
nurse gala: my super sexy dance and voice can compensate for these
nurse gala: singing and dancing “I am a material girl and I love Ozzy very much ….. ai yar, ai yar” :singer:

“suddenly some oranges drop out from gala’s low-cut while she dances vigorously” :haha:

Ozzy: oh my god, your boobs become bigger just because you put some oranges to enlarge it! :eek: :lol: :haha:

nurse gala runs at her full speed :bolt:

galadriel
Dec 12th, 2003, 02:33 PM
I have no time today :sad:,but a new story is coming soon ;)

galadriel
Dec 22nd, 2003, 11:08 AM
I'M still sick,but I try later to write a new story ;)

Miranda
Dec 23rd, 2003, 02:05 AM
no need to rush, do take more rest :wavey:

miranda is always there, waiting for your challenge :lol:

galadriel
Dec 31st, 2003, 09:42 AM
Location :Frankfurt Mental Hospital Garden

Nurse Mandy: Help !!!!! Here is a monster :eek:
Dog::timebomb::mad:
Nurse Mandy: Heeeeeeelp !!!!!!
Ozzy:What is wrong ? Why are you screaming like.....Heeeeeelp !!!!!:eek:
Doctor Miranda Zhivago:Where are you,Argala:hearts: Where is my baby ?
Dog: :hearts:
Doctor Miranda Zhivago:Come to mama :kiss:
Ozzy and Mandy :This beast is your dog ?
Doctor Miranda :Show them fools your teeth ;)Show it Argala ;)
Ozzy and Mandy : Heeeeeelp !!!

Doctor Argentino:Lady Galadriel is flying with her golden helicopter to Munich.She is buying some fireworks for Sylvester :silly:
Doctor Kart: That's a good idea :D She can put Miranda on a rocket and shoot her to the sky :haha:
Doctor Argentino:Hahahaha
Doctor Kart: Miranda the living rocket ;)

Lady Galadriel:When do we arrive in Berlin ?
Nurse Arnold: Soon,but first I must find my map ;)
Nurse Andy: Strange :eek: I always thought the Eiffeltower is in Paris ;)
Nurse Pete: This is not the Eiffeltower :eek:This is the Big Ben in London ...

To be continued

Miranda
Jan 2nd, 2004, 01:22 AM
sorry that i have no funny mood after Anita Mui's death :sad: , i gonna reply you when i am in a better mood :)

Miranda
Jan 7th, 2004, 02:24 AM
Location: Frankfurt, place (you to guess) :cuckoo:

nurse gala: please sit well, the plane is about to take off, fasten your seat bell :bigwave:
argentino: I am very scared, you seem not a good pilot :hysteric:
nurse gala: you want to fly in the sky or got a swollen face now? :shout: “taking out a ripe” :devil:

argentino: yes yes gala is a good pilot :scared:
Dr Kart: yes we worship gala :worship:
nurse gala: we need to fly to Munich to buy fireworks for the hospital, hahaha, others need to take a train while I am so rich, i take a private jet :lol:
argentino: yes we all know gala is a billionaire, Ozzy is her financee :rolleyes:
nurse gala: yes, i am the happiest and richest woman in the world :hearts:

Entered Dr Miranda Zhivago and nurse Stallone :cool:

Dr Miranda: you 3 bad patients, get out from the plane toy, the free hours are over, now go back to the hospital :shout:
nurse gala: i need to fly this plane to Munich to buy fireworks :shout:
Nurse Stallone: hahahaha, don’t play anymore, you see, lots of kids are lining for to play this “Pilot toy” :lol:

Kid dodo: old fat aunt, you and these 2 fat men have played this auto-pilot for more than 30 minutes, its our turn, we are tired! :shout:
nurse gala: i need to fly, i need to fly, somewhere over the rainbows …… :singer:
Dr Miranda: nurse Stallone, please tie them up with ropes and send them back to hospital :mad:
nurse gala, dr Kart and argentino: waaaa :sobbing:

galadriel
Jan 8th, 2004, 01:31 PM
I will reply tomorrow :devil:

galadriel
Jan 16th, 2004, 01:00 PM
I'm still busy,but at the weekend I will reply :D

galadriel
Jan 18th, 2004, 01:27 PM
The mental hospital will be closed until the middle of the week ;) Then it will be opened again :D

galadriel
Jan 22nd, 2004, 12:49 PM
Location: Frankfurt Mental Hospital Partyroom

Doctor Miranda Zhivago: 1,2,3,4......
Ozzy: 13,32,88....
Doctor Kart : No Ozzy :eek: You must count 1,2,3,4..hmmm ..
Nurse Mandy: 5,6,7 ,9,...
Doctor Argentino: 10,11,12...
Doctor Miranda Zhivago: HAPPY NEW YEAR OF THE MONKEY :aparty: To ALL
LADY GALADRIEL: To me too ? :eek:
Doctor Miranda Zhivago: Sure,I mean EVERYONE:devil:
Ozzy: 233,7,10005,....
Doctor Argentino: It's good Ozzy ;) Come and see the fireworks:explode:
Nurse Mandy: Ouups :eek: I have forgot to buy rockets :sad:
All the other : Nurse Andy :armed::fiery:
Nurse Mandy: Sorry,but therefore I will show you all my new underwear :hearts: Hey,why are you all going away ?:confused:
Ozzy: Can I have a drink ?
Doctor Miranda Zhivago: Yes,where is the champagn ? Where is the music ?
Doctor Kart: Doc Argentino show us a real Tango Argentino :banana:
Doctor Argentino: No,I'm not in form for a dance;) ,but maybe when I have a glass of champagn.;)
Ozzy: Champagn for all :bounce: :bounce:
Lady Galadriel: Champagn to drink :eek: :eek: You mean this water what I use as bathfoam ??????
All: GAAAAAALAAAAA :explode: :explode:
Lady Galadriel: Sorry I have to go to bed now :eek: :eek: :eek:

Miranda
Jan 23rd, 2004, 11:11 AM
i will reply next week :devil:

Kart
Jan 25th, 2004, 05:43 PM
Location: MTV Video Music Awards, Los Angeles

Lady Galadriel: I had to follow my beloved popstar all this way because he got into his limousine before I could catch him :fiery:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: What a slow taxi driver taking me several hours to get here :drive:
Lady Galadriel: Miranda :eek: what are you doing here ?
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Galadriel :eek: I could ask you the same question ...
Lady Galadriel: Er, I am here to watch the show :D
Dr Miranda Zhivago: So am I :D
Lady Galadriel: I was thinking, maybe we could not be enemies now that I have got Dr Argentino and you have all those love slaves :o
Dr Miranda Zhivago: I was thinking the same thing - friends ? :)
Lady Galadriel: Friends :hug:

Such a lovely scene to see Selestials getting along ... will it last ???Ok ladies, new year, new beginning :armed:

Location: MTV Video Music Awards, Los Angeles

Dr Miranda Zhivago: Let's go in and watch the show my lovely friend gala :kiss:
Lady Galadriel: Sure my wonderful friend :kiss:. Hey look it's Ozzy Osbourne sitting a few rows in front of us :drool:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: OMG you like Ozzy :retard: ?
Lady Galadriel: Er, no :o. He looks like a troll - it reminds me of when I was on Middle earth ...
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Ok whatever :cuckoo:. Hey look it's Paul McCartney :hearts:
Lady Galadriel: Don't tell me you find that old Beatle attractive ? :rolls:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: No :o, but he's got a lot of money ...
Lady Galadriel: Suddenly I find him so much more attractive :lick:
Dr Kart: Shhhh the show is about to start :(
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Dr Kart what are you doing here ?
Dr Kart: The Frankfurt mental asylum have given me and Dr Argentino some vacation time and we thought we'd come and watch the show (because we are so rich and successful we got tickets for free obviously :D)
Lady Galadriel: I don't think Dr Argentino will be coming, I just left him in the hotel after our date :tape:
Dr Kart: How was the date ? Were you guys :smooch: ;)
Lady Galadriel: I'm not telling you, you're a guy !!!
Dr Miranda Zhivago: How was the date ?
Lady Galadriel: :secret:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: OMG gala you didn't :tape:
Dr Kart: What ? What ?
Lady Galadriel and Dr Miranda Zhivago: Shhhhhhhh none of your business
Dr Kart: :(
Britney Spears: Excuse me, can I sit here ?
Dr Kart: Sure :drool:
Britney Spears: Hi, I'm Britney :)
Dr Kart: Nice to meet you, I'm Kart
Britney Spears: The famous Dr Kart ? I've heard so much about you - you are wonderful for all that work you do with those crazy patients in Frankfurt :tape:
Dr Kart: :o
Britney Spears: This is my ex-boyfriend Justin
Justin Timberlake: Hi Dr Kart
Dr Miranda Zhivago: :lick:
Lady Galadriel: It's my beloved favourite popstar (and he has a beard) :hearts:
Dr Kart: Hi Justin, nice to meet you
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Hello Justin. My name is Dr Miranda Zhivago. I am a much better doctor than Dr Kart. Sit next to me.
Lady Galadriel: Excuse me my dear friend Miranda :armed:. Hello Justin, I am Lady Galadriel. You might recognise me from the famous LOTR films. I am an elf queen superstar. Sit next to me.
Justin Timberlake: Er hello ladies :unsure:. I'm afraid there's only one seat next to me, one of you can take it.
Dr Miranda Zhivago: It's mine !!!
Lady Galadriel: No it's mine !!! :boxing:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Out of my way you troll loving elf peasant !
Lady Galadriel: No you get out of my way you drunk brainless doctor wannabe !
Justin Timberlake: Er, bye :bolt:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Now look what you've done :mad:
Lady Galadriel: Me ? :explode:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: :smash:
Lady Galadriel: :smash:
Britney Spears: Dr Kart these ladies are crazy. Would you like to come and sit here with me.
Dr KArt: Sure Britney :inlove:

To be continued ... ;)

Miranda
Jan 26th, 2004, 02:15 AM
:lol: :lol: at gala and Kart, i need to think more, i will take my revenge later :devil:

Miranda
Feb 2nd, 2004, 02:08 AM
oh my post is lost :mad:

galadriel
Feb 2nd, 2004, 12:01 PM
oh my post is lost :mad:
:eek: :sad: :eek:

Miranda
Feb 4th, 2004, 12:59 AM
oh then i create another one, buti have no imagination now :devil:

Miranda
Feb 11th, 2004, 03:21 AM
Location: Frankfurt mental hospital, the new year party :scratch:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: ok, no champagne, but i have keep some lemon juices in the refrigerator :bounce:
Nurse gala: the yellow thing in the refrigerator? :wazzup: oh, i used it to wash my thousand years foot, now my foot smell like lemon, do you want to have a trial? :lick:
Dr Kart: you are useless, gala, you only spoil things! :shout:
Nurse gala: I am not useless, i gonna perform a super breaking dance with argentino later, now i gonna got changed, you are going to feel surprise about my talent! :lol:

Nurse gala and argentino come out and perform their songs :rocker:

Nurse gala: we gonna sing “how sexy we are” :lick: :hearts:
Nurse gala and argentino: :banana: :singer: we are so sexy, we are family, we are super sexy …….. :lick:

in the middle of thte song, argentino wants to imitate Justin Timberlake and pull the low cut of gala without informing her :o : strange things: many oranges come out from gala’s low cut :o :devil:


Dr Kart, miranda and all others: :haha: :haha:

oh my, we know why the oranges in the refrigerator also disappeared, hahaha, nurse gala used them as boobs :haha: :haha:

galadriel
Feb 11th, 2004, 01:13 PM
:haha: This is sooooooo funny:haha: I need more time "create" a new story;)

galadriel
Feb 17th, 2004, 12:39 PM
I need more time,because I'm very busy at this days :sad:

Miranda
Feb 18th, 2004, 03:12 AM
don't worry, no need to rush, i also need longer time to post now, you know, we have already created so many stories, we already are super novel writers :tape: :lol:

TeeRexx
Feb 20th, 2004, 06:08 AM
Miranda, I am glad that you are having such a great time in HK and in writing stories in this thread. :)

Bye.:wavey:

Miranda
Feb 20th, 2004, 06:56 AM
thank you TeeRexx :wavey: me, gala and Dr Kart are great writers, we gonna win the Noble Award very soon, do wait a few years and you gonna see us on tv to take the awards :tape: :p :lol:

galadriel
Feb 20th, 2004, 12:49 PM
thank you TeeRexx :wavey: me, gala and Dr Kart are great writers, we gonna win the Noble Award very soon, do wait a few years and you gonna see us on tv to take the awards :tape: :p :lol:
We will be live at tv :D ;) Yes,we will get the "Poets Newcomer Award":lol: :lol: :tape:

tjord00
Feb 20th, 2004, 06:51 PM
Welcome back praise Guadalupe!!!!

galadriel
Feb 29th, 2004, 12:05 PM
Location : Tv room of a cheap motel in Hollywood;)

Dr.Argentino: Who have ate my whole Popcorn ? :eek:
Dr.Miranda Zhivago: Ozzy
Dr.Kart: Nurse Andy
Lady Galadriel : The guy who cleaned this room;)
Dr.Argentino: You are all soooooo greedy :(
Nurse Mandy: Quiet now !!!! The show is starting:D
Ozzy: Hey,Gala you are on TV:D
Lady Galadriel: That's not me :angel: That's Britney Spears :devil:
Dr.Miranda::lol: :lol: :lol:
Dr.Argentino:Miranda have you get my letter ?
Dr.Miranda : Which letter ?:confused:
Nurse Mandy : A love letter :hearts: :smooch:
Dr.Argentino : Foolish guy !!!!
Nurse Mandy : I'M NOT A GUY ;) DO YOU WANT TO CONTROL ME ?:tape: :tape:
Dr.Argentino :I mean the letter from Britney :hearts: I'm not interesting in Nurse Mandy :o I have a better taste :rolleyes:
Lady Galadriel : Have I heard taste ? Have I told you that I once was the beauty queen of Middle earth ? :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:
Ozzy: Who have vote for you ?:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lady Galadriel::mad::fiery: :mad::fiery: :fiery: :mad:
Ozzy: HELP ME !!!!! THIS LADY IS ROLLING WITH HER EYES :lol: :lol: :lol: SHE WANTS TO BEAT ME :devil: HELP:eek: :eek:
Dr.Kart:AM I IN THE FRANKFURT HOSPITAL ? QUIET NOW OR I WILL CALL DOCTOR PAPERRAZI !!!!!
All: DOCTOR WHO ???????
DR.Kart: You will soon meet him ;)

Miranda
Mar 2nd, 2004, 05:19 AM
great story, i will think and answer later ;)

Miranda
Mar 9th, 2004, 03:39 AM
Location: Super star concert in Frankfurt :rocker:

Dr Kart: how good it is for Dr Miranda Zhivago to give us one day’s leave and let me listen to my girl friend Britney’s great performance :hearts:
argentino: pff, Britney your girl friend, although she is fat and ugly, still she is too rich and famous for you :nerner:
Nurse gala: and I gonna present a kiss and this beautiful plastic roses and a surprise gift to my lover Justin Timberlake :inlove:
argentino: hahaha, who would believe you! :haha:

Britney performs her songs: “I am fat but I am rich, I am so lucky, you cannot be jealous on me, lalala” :lol: :woohoo:
Dr Kart runs at his full speed and steps to the stage, the guide cannot stop him :eek:
Dr Kart: Britney, my lover, please marry me :hearts:
Britney: oh my god, this crazy fans, I don’t know you “calling for the body guide” :devil:

“The body guide uses a rope to tie Dr Kart and send him back to his seats” :haha:

Nurse gala and argentino: :haha: :yippee: :yeah:

Now its Justin’s turn, he sings “I pull off your bra, its so funny, hehehe” :tape: :lol:

Nurse gala rushes to the stage like Dr Kart :devil:

Nurse gala: my dear lover, please accept this plastic rose which I dye with lemon juice :lick: , i also have one surprise gift for you “pulling out her own bra!” :eek: :mad: :o
Nurse gala: herewith my beautiful sexy bra which I bought in Fatty hippo’s shop :hearts:
Justine: “help me, this fatty dinosaur is scaring me, body guide” :mad:

“The body guide comes and uses gala’s own bra to tie her hands” :haha:

Dr Kart and argentino: :hehehe: :banana: :woohoo: :haha:

galadriel
Mar 13th, 2004, 03:44 PM
Miranda you are so funny ....I laughed so much that I have forget what I want to write ;);)I must think about a new story .....

Miranda
Mar 15th, 2004, 01:24 AM
no this is not a story but a true thing, how could you forget what you have done so quickly :confused: :confused: :devil:

ok, no need to rush, i know that you are super busy :wavey:

galadriel
Mar 17th, 2004, 10:38 AM
no this is not a story but a true thing, how could you forget what you have done so quickly :confused: :confused: :devil:

ok, no need to rush, i know that you are super busy :wavey:
You are right ;) This is a real story ;) :p

Kart
Mar 26th, 2004, 11:12 AM
thank you TeeRexx :wavey: me, gala and Dr Kart are great writers, we gonna win the Noble Award very soon, do wait a few years and you gonna see us on tv to take the awards :tape: :p :lol:On that note ...

Location: Nobel Prize Ceremony

Kofi Anan: And the Nobel Prize for Medicine goes to ... Dr Kart for his caring work with all those mental patients from Frankfurt Mental hospital :worship:
Kart: Thank you so much for this distinguished honour :D. I would like to thank Dr Argentino :bowdown: who deserves this award as much as I do ... sadly he his been in the grips of madness since he tried to shave his beard and galadriel tried to strangle him with her bra :eek: ---
Miranda: Stop the ceremony !!!!! :armed:
Kofi Anan: Who are you ? :confused:
Miranda: I am Dr Miranda Zhivago and this nobel prize for medicine should be given to me !!! I worked hard with all these patients and now you're giving it to Kart - he's a medical doctor, not a doctor of love like me :rolleyes:. Gimme Nobel prize :smash:
Kart: Miranda, here why don't you have some pizza and sit in the corner and eat it ... here.
Miranda: Gimme pizza !!! Mmmmm
Kart: Please ignore Miranda, she's a former patient of mine ... she's a medical miracle because she walks and talks but has no brain :silly: ... anyway, where was I ... oh yes, I'd like to thank my beautiful girlfriend Britney Spears ---
Galadriel: Stop !!!
Kart: What now :(. Galadriel, how did you escape from Frankfurt prison ???
Galadriel: I used the ring of power.
Kart: Er, yeah, whatever :cuckoo:.
Galadriel: You doubt the power of the ring ? I'm going to use its power now :armed: ... I can see your girlfriend now
Kart: Britney :drool: :lick:, how is she ? She's next door waiting for me ...
Galadriel: No, she's next door with Justin Timberlake ...
Kart: What ? :speakles:
Miranda: What ?
Britney Spears: It's true Kart. I love Justin again, except Galadriel has tied me up with her bra so she can have him :mad:
Kart: :explode:
Miranda: Poor Kart, now he can't accept his award ...
Galadriel: I will accept the award for him
Miranda: I will accept the award with you Galadriel
Britney: I will accept the award too
Kofi Anan: This is the first time we have given the award to a woman with no brain and a woman with no bra and a woman with no singing talent :tape:

Kart
Mar 26th, 2004, 11:15 AM
:kiss: Miranda :inlove:

:kiss: Galadriel :inlove:

:bolt:

galadriel
Mar 26th, 2004, 12:15 PM
I need another day to take revenge ;) Kart's story is soooooo funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kart
Mar 26th, 2004, 12:16 PM
I need another day to take revenge ;) :scared: :p ;) :kiss:

Miranda
Mar 29th, 2004, 02:25 AM
hahaha, great masterpiece from Dr Kart, I will think deeply and take revenge later :lol: :lol:

galadriel
Mar 31st, 2004, 12:05 PM
Location : Frankfurt Mental Hospital :

Doctor Argentino: I still can't understand it :confused: :confused: Why have Doctor Miranda get this award and I not ?
Doctor Kart: It's soooooo unfair :fiery: :fiery:
Nurse Mandy: All those years.....And I wanted to wear my cowboy hat :angel:

Argentino and Kart: Cowboy Hat ????:confused: :confused:

NurseMandy: Yes,I have my male phase at this month:p

Ozzy Osbourne : What a night !!!! I slept 2 hours and 1 minute and then I waked up :eek: I dreamed again about the ceremony ......

Galadriel : SHUT UP !!!! I can't hear it anymore :fiery: :fiery: Miranda here ,Miranda there,Miranda everywhere

Doctor Kart: You are so right !!! We want to stop to talk about this woman...

Nurse Mandy : It's too late :tape: Here she comes ...

Doctor Miranda Zhivago: Hellooooo:wavey: How are you all ?:devil: You look all so pale ?

Doctor Argentino: We have our reasons :devil:

Miranda Zhivago: I understand ;) Have the newspaper call ? I have a date with a reporter.He want to know everything about my award.

Doctor Kart: Award ! Award! Award ! I can't hear it anymore !!!

Miranda Zhivago: How cute :hearts: Karty is jealous :p

Doctor Kart: I'm not jealous !!!

Miranda Zhivago : You are !!!

Doctor Kart : No !!!

Ozzy: Paranoid !!! This guys are just paranoid ....

Lady Galadriel : What is paranoid ?

Nurse Mandy : When Lady Galadriel think she is the most beautiful woman of the world :p

Lady Galadriel : You foolish Cowboy :fiery: :fiery: I will teach you how you must treat me ....

Nurse Mandy : Help !!!

Doctor Argentino : Shut up !!! All people are become crazy here :tape: and that's all because of Doctor Miranda's "Miss Piggy Memorial " award.:tape: :p

Miranda
Apr 1st, 2004, 01:39 AM
i am miss fitty and you are miss piggy :devil: , i will take my revenge later :devil:

galadriel
Apr 1st, 2004, 09:54 AM
i am miss fitty and you are miss piggy :devil: , i will take my revenge later :devil:
:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :p ;)

Miranda
Apr 12th, 2004, 01:19 PM
sorry that my brain is a bit empty and i am a bit confused by something ;), i gonna reply you when i am in a better mood and more imagination ;(

galadriel
Apr 13th, 2004, 11:17 AM
Miranda you need Doctor Kart's medicine ;) Then your brain will be not soooooo empty anymore :devil: ;):p

Miranda
Apr 20th, 2004, 03:36 AM
sorry that you know that my mood is not too good because of something, i gonna reply you when i am in better mood, may be next month, please forgive my slowness :worship:

galadriel
Apr 21st, 2004, 10:24 AM
sorry that you know that my mood is not too good because of something, i gonna reply you when i am in better mood, may be next month, please forgive my slowness :worship:
I hope you have soon a better mood :D Reply when you feel better :kiss:

Miranda
May 7th, 2004, 02:32 AM
sorry, i feel much better now but still i am not in a very funny mood, i hope some day i gonna continue our great story :devil: :devil:

galadriel
May 7th, 2004, 12:11 PM
I hope one day we will go one with our crazy story :devil:

Miranda
May 8th, 2004, 04:47 AM
don't worry, for sure we will continue our story, miranda is trying to be strong and forget all the bad things before I post funny and crazy stories again :devil: :devil:

galadriel
May 8th, 2004, 09:40 AM
don't worry, for sure we will continue our story, miranda is trying to be strong and forget all the bad things before I post funny and crazy stories again :devil: :devil:
:kiss: :wavey: :hug:

Miranda
May 10th, 2004, 03:07 AM
:worship: :hug: :yippee: :bowdown: thanks for your understanding, you know this old miranda is too sentimental :o

galadriel
May 10th, 2004, 11:23 AM
:worship: :hug: :yippee: :bowdown: thanks for your understanding, you know this old miranda is too sentimental :o
Sentimental Lady Miranda :hug: :kiss:

Kart
Oct 9th, 2004, 02:37 PM
Location : Frankfurt Mental Hospital :

Doctor Argentino: Dr Kart, you've come back !!! :woohoo:

Dr Kart: Well it's been months since I won my Nobel Prize for Medicine and went off on my world tour and became the most great doctor ever with my beautiful wife Britney :hearts:. Now I've come back to the hospital to see what good care Doctor Argentino has taken of my patients :banana:

Dr Argentino: It has been a difficult few months Dr Kart, thanks for coming back, these two patients have been really crazy :silly:

Dr Kart: Which two patients ? :confused:

Dr Argentino: Well Miranda has recovered well since the operation --

Dr Kart: What operation ?

Dr Argentino: Brain transplant :tape:

Dr Kart: :tape: and who was the other crazy patient

Dr Argentino: Galadriel - she has become obsessed with bearded men ...

Dr Kart: :tape: I'd better come and see them ...

Lady Galadriel: Miranda do you think I'd be better off with Justin Timberlake or Santa Claus ?

Dr Miranda Zhivago: I'm hungry :lick:, gimme pizza !!!

Dr Kart: Hello lovely ladies, it has been a long time since I saw you.

Lady Galadriel: Oh you're back are you ? :rolleyes: Don't talk to me until you've grown some facial hair :armed:

Dr Kart: How are you Miranda ?

Dr Miranda Zhivago: I want pizza with bananas on top :drool:

Dr Argentino: Hi Gala :hearts:, why have you dyed your hair orange ?

Lady Galadriel: Hi Argentino :hearts:, I am trying to look like Sharon Osbourne so I can win Ozzy's heart ...

Dr Miranda Zhivago: And after my pizza I want bananas and chips and banana ice cream :lick:

Dr Kart: Why is Miranda obsessed with bananas ?

Dr Argentino: Unfortunately we had no time to give her a human brain so we had to use a monkey brain instead :tape:

Lady Galadriel: :haha: Miranda the monkey :haha:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: :smash: Galadriel

Lady Galadriel: :help: :bolt:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: Come back here :mad: :bolt:

Dr Kart: So I left you with two patients Argentino and now one is half monkey and the other is only interested in bearded old goth rock stars abd both have escaped !!!

Dr Argentino: :o

Dr Kart: We have a lot of work ahead of us :tape:

galadriel
Oct 9th, 2004, 02:58 PM
We really have a lot of work ahead of us ;) ,but first we must catch Dr. Zhivago :haha: :haha: I will leave the hospital for a moment ;) I will buy more bananas :banana:Tomorrow I will be back ;)

Miranda
Oct 11th, 2004, 02:14 AM
oh my, my missing patient Dr Kart is back :lol: :lol: but sorry Dr Miranda Zhivago is now short of crazy jokes, i need more time ;)

Miranda
Oct 12th, 2004, 02:49 AM
Location: Frankfurt mental hospital :rocker: :silly:



Dr Miranda Zhivago: we need to held a big party for welcoming back Dr Kart, we need to order pizzas, cakes, please help me, Nurse Roddick :cool:

Nurse Roddick: hey Dr Zhivago, why to celebrate, Dr Kart was not cured even by the famous Dr Tom Cruise, so they have no way but to return him to us! :mad:

Dr Zhivago: hey, don’t be so cruel, we need to give him some encouragement, you know both nurse gala and Argentino have improved a little bit, now at least they know how to wash themselves every week and not every month, we need to focus more on Dr Kart :shout: :nerner:

Nurse Roddick: ok, then I gonna order pizzas and cakes :drool: :lick:

Dr Zhivago: I gonna invite a special guest to make him happy

Nurse Roddick: who is this, is it the slut Paris Hilton? :hearts: :drool: :lick:

Dr Zhivago: hehe, I will not disclose any to you :nerner: :ras:



Weclome party for Dr Kart: :rocker2: :music:



Dr Zhivago: ladies and gentlemen, our patient Dr Kart has returned. We are here to celebrate his return, lets eat and drink and dance :rocker: :banana: :crazy: :yippee:

Dr Kart: thank you so much, Dr Zhivago, you are so kind

Dr Zhivago: I have a special guest for you, she will dance with you :hearts:

Dr Kart: who is she, is she lovely? :hearts: :drool:

Dr Zhivago: for sure, lets welcome our special guest: Dolly Parton! :lol: :lol:



Dr Kart: wow, I love her so much, she is so beautiful :hearts: :drool:

Nurse gala and argentino: pff, Dr Kart, you have bad taste, you love drinking milk too much right :hearts: :drool: :tape: :lol:

Dr Kart, nurse gala and argentine: :banghead: :boxing: :armed: :hysteric: :apumpkin:

galadriel
Oct 12th, 2004, 02:23 PM
The GODDESS GALA ;) needs a little bit more time :devil:

galadriel
Dec 12th, 2004, 11:38 AM
Location:Frankfurt Mental Hospital

Doctor Argentino : Stop ...Left ...No Right ..
Nurse Andy :I can't anymore !!This "censored" Xmas tree is just too heavy :fiery:
Lady Galadriel : I know this tree !!!!I know this tree !!!!
Doctor Miranda Zhivago : Crazy Lady :silly: Trees can't talk :confused:
Lady Galadriel : This tree is the nephew of Tom Bombadil :wazzup: Tooommmmmy ? Can you hear me ?
Doctor Kart : Nurse Andy !!!You have forget to give the Lady Galadriel her medicines :o
Doctor Argentino : Quiet Please !!!!Right Stop ...Right ...No a little bit to the left
Doctor Miranda Zhivago :This tree is the ugliest tree I ever saw.I think we should cut him in pieces ....
Lady Galadriel : Tommmmyyy ....I save you :angel: :angel: :angel:
Xmas Tree :~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(sorry I can't translate this language);) :confused:
Ozzy Osbourne : I'm here :music: With my brandnew Chainsaw :devil: IT'S ROCK'N'ROLL TIME :music:
Lady Gala and Xmas tree : :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

to be continued

Miranda
Dec 13th, 2004, 01:20 AM
dr miranda zhivago needs to go to Hainan island for 4 days and then its christmas, so i gonna be very busy and need to reply you later :lol: :lol:

Daniel
Dec 13th, 2004, 04:06 AM
enjoy it Miranda :kiss:

Miranda
Dec 13th, 2004, 08:29 AM
thanks daniel, but i want a never ending trips, to Europe, south america ............. :lol: :lol:


let me rob the bank first before i can go :lol: :lol:

galadriel
Dec 14th, 2004, 10:42 AM
The Frankfurt Mental Hospital Staff: Have a great time in Hainan Island .Enjoy it Doctor Miranda Zhivago :wavey: :kiss:

Miranda
Dec 29th, 2004, 05:47 AM
sorry, i forgot to read your message, the trip was ok, thanks Nurse gala, but i still need some time before i have imagination, what is Dr Kart :confused: :p

Miranda
Dec 29th, 2004, 05:56 AM
Frankfurt mental hospital :retard: :yawn: :silly:

Dr Kart: i have bought a super good X'mas present for playing this exchanging gift tonight :drool: :bounce: :lol:
Nurse gala: what did you buy? :hearts: :kiss:
Dr Kart: top secret, but this thing is of use for both men and women :woohoo: :yippee: :yeah:
Nurse gala: oh then you are more considerate, i bought one which is only suitable for women :secret:
Argentino: i am the smartest, i don't need to buy anything, i made something special myself :lick: :drool: :kiss:
Dr Kart: my gift is the best :mad:
Nurse gala: mine is the best :fiery:
argentino: mine is better coz i am the smartest :shout:

again the same scene happened: :boxing: :armed: :sobbing: :shout:

Entered Dr Miranda Zhivago and Nurse Roddick :cool:

Dr Zhivago: calm down people, its christmas party :mad: , now we do the exchange gift first :cool:

Nurse Roddick: oh i got gala's gift, let me see, pff, a wonder bra, its not suitable for me, i have no girl friend and my mum has 60D, no need to wear wonder bra, this gala is so foolish, the one who needs this wonder bra is her coz she has small boobs :tape: :lol:
Nurse gala: shut up or i gonna kick you to North Pole :fiery: , now let me see, i got Dr Kart's gift, what is this? Pff, how come you buy a boxer undie :fiery: , i am a lady, i should wear tiny lace undie :mad:
Dr Kart: don't lies any more, you have to wear big boxer coz your butt is so big, this boxer is ideal for you :tape:


the same scene happened again: :toothy: :speakles: :boxing: :bolt:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: ai, they are helpless :devil: :devil:

galadriel
Dec 29th, 2004, 01:28 PM
Lady Gala have the flu :sad: I will reply when I feel better :D

Miranda
Dec 30th, 2004, 01:55 AM
poor gala, have more rest and get well soon :kiss: :wavey:

galadriel
Dec 31st, 2004, 02:47 PM
Thank you Miranda :kiss:

galadriel
Mar 17th, 2005, 09:08 AM
FRANKFURT MENTAL HOSPITAL (THE GARDEN)

Doctor Kárt : That's my Easter Egg !!!! Hands OFF !!!!
Doctor Argentino : It's my :devil:
Doctor Kart: That's not true ! I ......
Dr.Miranda Zhivago :(singing) I looooove Paaaaris innn the Springtime.I...
Lady Galadriel : The ORCS ARE COMING :eek: The Orcs Are coming :eek:
Doc Argentino and Doc Kart: Noooo:lol: :lol: It's only Miranda :devil: :rolleyes:
Dr.Miranda Zhivago : Ha Ha Ha :rolleyes: You are all fools:mad: My voice is so lovely ...I
Lady Galadriel : I really thought the Orcs are coming ;) But the singing Miranda is much worser :lol:
Dr.Miranda : One more word and I give you an injection :fiery: ....

Nurse Mandy : Hey,there is my Easteregg :eek: :eek: Someone have stolen it from me.
Doctor Argentino : Are you joking ? It's my egg ....
Doctor Kart : It's my :fiery:
Nurse Mandy : It's my

To be continued .......Who is the real owner of the Easteregg ? Will Lady Gala meet the Easterbuny ? It's the Easterbunny real or is it just a illusion ?;) :confused: More soon

Miranda
Mar 18th, 2005, 01:23 AM
thanks gala for your great masterpiece :lol: :lol: , but sorry miranda is not in an imgaination mood, so i gonna reply much later, sorry :wavey:

galadriel
Mar 18th, 2005, 09:40 AM
thanks gala for your great masterpiece :lol: :lol: , but sorry miranda is not in an imgaination mood, so i gonna reply much later, sorry :wavey:

Reply when you have more time ;) :devil: :kiss:

Kart
Feb 17th, 2006, 03:21 PM
Time to resurrect my favourite thread - even though I should be studying :rolleyes:.

Location: Frankfurt mental hospital

Dr Kart: Nurse Roddick I think it's time we checked in on the locked ward and our craziest patients.
Nurse Roddick: Yes Dr Kart.
Dr Kart: We only have two patients in there at the moment so it shouldn't take long. They have been so sensible in the last year I think that if they are good today we can release them from the mental hospital :D. How are you ladies ?
Dr Miranda Zhivago: I have a headache.
Dr Kart: That's probably because your head is just getting used to having a brain :p.
Lady Galadriel: I have a pain in my stomach.
Dr Kart: It's probably gastritis :tape:. Are you sure you want to carry on with this post or do you want to withdraw halfway though?
Lady Galadriel: I will continue because I'm not a quitter like Justine ;).
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Nurse Roddick :hearts:, are you growing a beard?
Lady Galadriel: :lick: :drool:
Nurse Roddick: Er ...
Dr Miranda Zhivago: You know it was Valentines day, I got the card :hearts:.
Nurse Roddick: What card? I didn't send you a card :confused:.
Dr Miranda Zhivago: I have the card here.
Dr Kart: Let me see, Miranda this is in your handwriting ... you sent yourself a Valentines card? :help:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: :o
Nurse Roddick: That is so sweet.
Dr Kart: I wouldn't tell your boyfriend Pete Sampras that you think that :tape:.
Nurse Roddick: :o
Lady Galadriel: :lol: Miranda you are so :retard:.
Dr Miranda Zhivago: Oh yeah? How many Valentines cards did you get? :armed:
Lady Galadriel: I got one from Angelina Jolie but I threw it away because she has no beard :rolleyes:.
Dr Kart: Oh dear. I think you ladies had better stay here for another year :tape:. I'm off for my valentines date with Gabriela Sabatini :inlove:.

:cool:

Miranda
Feb 18th, 2006, 12:22 AM
hahaha, thank you dr kart and your great masterpiece :lol: :bounce: :worship: , but sorry, miranda is not in a humourous and imaginery mood now, i gonna reply when i have such imagination mood, sorry:wavey:

galadriel
Feb 20th, 2006, 08:22 AM
Frankfurt Mental Hospital

Dr.Kart : I met Gaby today :inlove: She gave me one of her perfumes :inlove:
Dr.Argentino : Love is in the Air :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh stupid guy ;) This was not Gaby :devil: This was Ozzy Osbourne :lol:
The whole Bunch : :lol:
Dr.Kart: You are only jealous of me :shout: :hysteric: You Fools :devil:
Dr.Argentino : Quiet now !!!! We will get a very important visit today.Miss Oslo Hyatt is visiting us ....
Nurse Mandy : Oslo Hyatt ? Or do you mean Madrid Holiday Inn ?
.................................................. ..................................................

Frankfurt Hospital Main Gate :

Nurse Mandy : One two three...
Doctor Miranda Zhivago : Calm down ,Miss Wonderbra :devil:
Lady Galadriel : Hahahaha ...Have you seen Miss Andy have hairs on her legs :angel:
Nurse Mandy : Better hairs on the legs as hairs in the face

Doctor Kart : Oh this Kindergarten !!!!! Miss Oslo Hyatt is coming soon......Oh no there she is :eek:

Osly Hyatt : Hi Hello !!!!!!! Where is the captain of the team ?
The doctors,the nurses and the patients : Welcome Miss Oslo Hyatt /We sing a song for you/Oranges are orange and the sky is blue ....
Tinkerbellina :(Oslo's dog) Wow wow Wow
Oslo Hyatt : Are you the football team ? Where is the car ? Ha !!!The woman over there have hairs like a carot :devil:
Doctor Miranda : :lol:
Lady Galadriel : ***************
Doctor Kart : Miss Hyatt ! You are welcome in one of the most modern mental hospitals
Oslo Hyatt : Mental Hospitals ? Are you producing chocolate ? Oh please I want to visit the mental Hospital rooms...
Doctor Argentino : Sorry but this is a misunderstanding .This is ......
Oslo Hyatt : Oh my God :eek: Tom Cruise is here ;) Tommmmmmy.....

Nurse Andy to Doctor Miranda : Tom Cruise ? This guy over there is not an actor :confused: It's Charly our cook ;)

Will Lady Galadriel will colour her hairs into black ? Will Oslo Hyatt fall in love with Charly the cook or will Charly the cook fall in love with her ? Is Tinkerbelllina a alien ? Will Nurse Andy shave his/her legs ? More next here on Frankfurt Mental Hospital

Miranda
Feb 21st, 2006, 01:22 AM
thank you angel gala for your masterpiece :worship: , i am :lol: :lol: :lol: , but sorry, i am in lack of imagination, so i don't know when i can reply you too :tape: :lol:

galadriel
Feb 22nd, 2006, 08:49 AM
thank you angel gala for your masterpiece :worship: , i am :lol: :lol: :lol: , but sorry, i am in lack of imagination, so i don't know when i can reply you too :tape: :lol:


Reply when you have enough time :p ;) :p

Irish
Apr 1st, 2006, 09:29 PM
Frankfurt Mental Hospital

Dr.Kart : I met Gaby today :inlove: She gave me one of her perfumes :inlove:
Dr.Argentino : Love is in the Air :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh stupid guy ;) This was not Gaby :devil: This was Ozzy Osbourne :lol:
The whole Bunch : :lol:
Dr.Kart: You are only jealous of me :shout: :hysteric: You Fools :devil:
Dr.Argentino : Quiet now !!!! We will get a very important visit today.Miss Oslo Hyatt is visiting us ....
Nurse Mandy : Oslo Hyatt ? Or do you mean Madrid Holiday Inn ?
.................................................. ..................................................

Frankfurt Hospital Main Gate :

Nurse Mandy : One two three...
Doctor Miranda Zhivago : Calm down ,Miss Wonderbra :devil:
Lady Galadriel : Hahahaha ...Have you seen Miss Andy have hairs on her legs :angel:
Nurse Mandy : Better hairs on the legs as hairs in the face

Doctor Kart : Oh this Kindergarten !!!!! Miss Oslo Hyatt is coming soon......Oh no there she is :eek:

Osly Hyatt : Hi Hello !!!!!!! Where is the captain of the team ?
The doctors,the nurses and the patients : Welcome Miss Oslo Hyatt /We sing a song for you/Oranges are orange and the sky is blue ....
Tinkerbellina :(Oslo's dog) Wow wow Wow
Oslo Hyatt : Are you the football team ? Where is the car ? Ha !!!The woman over there have hairs like a carot :devil:
Doctor Miranda : :lol:
Lady Galadriel : ***************
Doctor Kart : Miss Hyatt ! You are welcome in one of the most modern mental hospitals
Oslo Hyatt : Mental Hospitals ? Are you producing chocolate ? Oh please I want to visit the mental Hospital rooms...
Doctor Argentino : Sorry but this is a misunderstanding .This is ......
Oslo Hyatt : Oh my God :eek: Tom Cruise is here ;) Tommmmmmy.....

Nurse Andy to Doctor Miranda : Tom Cruise ? This guy over there is not an actor :confused: It's Charly our cook ;)

Will Lady Galadriel will colour her hairs into black ? Will Oslo Hyatt fall in love with Charly the cook or will Charly the cook fall in love with her ? Is Tinkerbelllina a alien ? Will Nurse Andy shave his/her legs ? More next here on Frankfurt Mental Hospital

Hello Gala :kiss:

This was so great. I was in stitches!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

galadriel
Apr 3rd, 2006, 07:29 AM
Hello Gala :kiss:

This was so great. I was in stitches!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

In stitches ????????? I think you have to call a doctor :devil: ;)

LeRoy.
Apr 23rd, 2006, 11:40 PM
OMG This thread is hilarious :haha: Thanks for the laughs galadriel , Miranda and Kart :wavey:

galadriel
Apr 24th, 2006, 08:31 AM
OMG This thread is hilarious :haha: Thanks for the laughs galadriel , Miranda and Kart :wavey:

Another inmate for the mental Hospital ?????? ;)



p.s Thank you :kiss:

LeRoy.
Apr 25th, 2006, 11:44 AM
We want moooooooooore :haha: :rolls:

and yes i am the "perfect" inmate for this mental hospital :p

Miranda
Apr 26th, 2006, 03:52 AM
hi just me :D

thank you for your admiration, but sorry, Dr Miranda Zhivago is very busy:fiery: , besides argentino, Kart and gala, the hospital passed more patients for me to take care with:shout: :timebomb: , its no good to be so smart and brilliant as me:woohoo: :bowdown: , coz no doctor can handle these :silly: :cuckoo: and the hospital passed me the extreme :cuckoo: :silly: to me , whats more, i am being chased by Mark P, David Beckham, Ronaldo ........ , i am too busy on receiving their love letters, flowers and diamonds :kiss: :hearts: :drool: :lick: :nerner:


i gonna write when i have more time :music:

galadriel
Apr 26th, 2006, 07:38 AM
We want moooooooooore :haha: :rolls:

and yes i am the "perfect" inmate for this mental hospital :p

Soon you will get more :devil: :p :lol: :lol: :tape:

-----Breaking News-----Breaking News -------------Breaking News -----:p

A "something" (we still don't know if it a "she" or a "he" or a "it ":devil: was fallen on the roof of the famous Frankfurt Mental Hospital.The something weared a green pyjama and a hat with a sticker on it."Just me" is standing on the the sticker :devil: :angel: ;) :p ...........................

Miranda
Apr 27th, 2006, 02:44 AM
Location: Swimming pool of Frankfurt Mental Hospital :silly:



nurse gala: its summar, how good it is, we can swim and I can show off my perfect figure and my new swimming suit, hey, Dr Kart and argentine, do you like my new bikini? :hearts: :kiss:



dr kart: I wonder whether where can you buy a bikini given that you have a 50-50-50 meatball figure? :confused: Do tell me, coz I want to buy one for my new pet, the lovely fatty baby :baby: elephant Suki (of course it’s a puffy toy only, not real, Dr Kart is still in big mental problem ;), she loves swimming so much but she is shy, she refuses to swim naked :o



nurse gala: I design and knit the bikini myself, and hey, are you blind, I have 36D-23-36 figure, not 50-50-50 :shout:



dr kart: hey, why you don’t admit your own measurement, argentine, lets get a ruler to measure gala’s figure :devil:



nurse gala: I am not going to let you touch my pretty body, I only allow Nurse Roddick to measure:hearts: , using a water gun to shoot Dr Kart and argentino :boxing:



Entered Dr Miranda Zhivago , nurse Roddick and a handsome young man :hearts:



Dr Miranda Zhivago: I am going to introduce a nice person to you, his name is Just_Me, he is our new cook, he is from South Pole, he is specialized on cooking food from South Pole – dead fish:tape:



Nurse gala: oh god, how are you, handsome man:hearts: , I am gala, the most pretty woman in the planet, I am going to do something special for you, I am going to perform a great dive for you – bump bump :woohoo: :yippee: (you know how fat is gala, many water pour out because of her weight …….., all shirts of Dr Miranda, nurse roddick and Just_Me are wet) :eek:



Dr Miranda Zhivago: oh god, nurse gala, be careful when you dive, you know how fat you are! :nerner:



Nurse roddick: oh, what is on the floor :confused: – oh, this is the top of a big bikini, who left this on the floor? :o



Dr Miranda Zhivago, Dr Kart, argentine, Just_Me: all laugh like a fool:haha: :haha: , coz this top belongs to gala, she drops it while doing the great diving, and Dr Miranda is kind enough to take off her jacket to cover the topless gala ……….. :o :lol: :haha: :woohoo:

galadriel
Apr 27th, 2006, 11:52 AM
Location: Swimming pool of Frankfurt Mental Hospital :silly:



nurse gala: its summar, how good it is, we can swim and I can show off my perfect figure and my new swimming suit, hey, Dr Kart and argentine, do you like my new bikini? :hearts: :kiss:



dr kart: I wonder whether where can you buy a bikini given that you have a 50-50-50 meatball figure? :confused: Do tell me, coz I want to buy one for my new pet, the lovely fatty baby :baby: elephant Suki (of course it’s a puffy toy only, not real, Dr Kart is still in big mental problem ;), she loves swimming so much but she is shy, she refuses to swim naked :o



nurse gala: I design and knit the bikini myself, and hey, are you blind, I have 36D-23-36 figure, not 50-50-50 :shout:



dr kart: hey, why you don’t admit your own measurement, argentine, lets get a ruler to measure gala’s figure :devil:



nurse gala: I am not going to let you touch my pretty body, I only allow Nurse Roddick to measure:hearts: , using a water gun to shoot Dr Kart and argentino :boxing:



Entered Dr Miranda Zhivago , nurse Roddick and a handsome young man :hearts:



Dr Miranda Zhivago: I am going to introduce a nice person to you, his name is Just_Me, he is our new cook, he is from South Pole, he is specialized on cooking food from South Pole – dead fish:tape:



Nurse gala: oh god, how are you, handsome man:hearts: , I am gala, the most pretty woman in the planet, I am going to do something special for you, I am going to perform a great dive for you – bump bump :woohoo: :yippee: (you know how fat is gala, many water pour out because of her weight …….., all shirts of Dr Miranda, nurse roddick and Just_Me are wet) :eek:



Dr Miranda Zhivago: oh god, nurse gala, be careful when you dive, you know how fat you are! :nerner:



Nurse roddick: oh, what is on the floor :confused: – oh, this is the top of a big bikini, who left this on the floor? :o



Dr Miranda Zhivago, Dr Kart, argentine, Just_Me: all laugh like a fool:haha: :haha: , coz this top belongs to gala, she drops it while doing the great diving, and Dr Miranda is kind enough to take off her jacket to cover the topless gala ……….. :o :lol: :haha: :woohoo:



Gala and fat ??????????:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

galadriel
Apr 27th, 2006, 12:27 PM
Garden of the Frankfurt Hospital :

Ozzy Osbourne :Heeeeeeeeelp !!!!!!!Heeeeelp !!!!!Help !!!!
Nurse Mandy (with new shaved legs and her golden wonderbra: Calm Down ! Doctor Argentino is soon coming ......
Ozzy : A man have fallen from the roof :eek:
Nurse Mandy : Oh No !!!! You dreamed about your bat :tape: ;) Everything will be fine :angel:

(In the background) Doctor Miranda : Aaargh !!!!! There is a man lying in the flowerbed :confused:
Doctor Kart to Doc Argentino : It's getting worser and worser with her :devil: First she is eating all our sweets and now she is seeing strange men ;)

Doctor Miranda (to the man in the flowerbed) :Friend or Foe ?
Strange man looking at Doc Miranda :Am I in the hell ? Am I .......(he is fainting because Doc Miranda is so ugly ):devil:

Ozzy : He is alive !!!!! The man is alive :eek: I didn't dreamed about my bat :rolleyes:
Doc Kart : IT's really true !!!! Welcome Mister :wavey: My first question is "are you okay" and my second question is "can you pay for your stay here " ? :devil:
Doc Argentino : Look he have a sticker on his hat :p "Just me" ??????

Lady Galadriel " What's wrong ? You have found a man ? Have he a beard :hearts: :hearts: Is he a dwarf ????????
Hyatt Oslo : HOW CUTE !!!!!! You have living garden dwarfs here :rolleyes: I once had have a Barbie Doll who could say " Leave me alone or I will explode" ...........


Is Just Me a spy ? Is he the cousin of the cook ? Why is he wearing a hat with his name on ?
Is Doc Miranda really so fat ? What happened to Hyatt's Barbie Doll ? Will Ozzy get a new record deal or will he hire as preacher ? This and more soon on "Frankfurt Mental Hospital" :p

Miranda
Apr 28th, 2006, 02:25 AM
of course you are fat, old and ugly :devil: :devil: :lol: :lol:

great work, but i need more time, you know, i have to read 1,000 love letters each day :hearts: :kiss: :drool: :lol:

galadriel
Apr 29th, 2006, 08:17 AM
1000 loveletters ?????????? Sure ;) You are writing them to yourself :devil:

LeRoy.
Apr 29th, 2006, 06:37 PM
Location: Swimming pool of Frankfurt Mental Hospital :silly:



nurse gala: its summar, how good it is, we can swim and I can show off my perfect figure and my new swimming suit, hey, Dr Kart and argentine, do you like my new bikini? :hearts: :kiss:



dr kart: I wonder whether where can you buy a bikini given that you have a 50-50-50 meatball figure? :confused: Do tell me, coz I want to buy one for my new pet, the lovely fatty baby :baby: elephant Suki (of course it’s a puffy toy only, not real, Dr Kart is still in big mental problem ;), she loves swimming so much but she is shy, she refuses to swim naked :o



nurse gala: I design and knit the bikini myself, and hey, are you blind, I have 36D-23-36 figure, not 50-50-50 :shout:



dr kart: hey, why you don’t admit your own measurement, argentine, lets get a ruler to measure gala’s figure :devil:



nurse gala: I am not going to let you touch my pretty body, I only allow Nurse Roddick to measure:hearts: , using a water gun to shoot Dr Kart and argentino :boxing:



Entered Dr Miranda Zhivago , nurse Roddick and a handsome young man :hearts:



Dr Miranda Zhivago: I am going to introduce a nice person to you, his name is Just_Me, he is our new cook, he is from South Pole, he is specialized on cooking food from South Pole – dead fish:tape:



Nurse gala: oh god, how are you, handsome man:hearts: , I am gala, the most pretty woman in the planet, I am going to do something special for you, I am going to perform a great dive for you – bump bump :woohoo: :yippee: (you know how fat is gala, many water pour out because of her weight …….., all shirts of Dr Miranda, nurse roddick and Just_Me are wet) :eek:



Dr Miranda Zhivago: oh god, nurse gala, be careful when you dive, you know how fat you are! :nerner:



Nurse roddick: oh, what is on the floor :confused: – oh, this is the top of a big bikini, who left this on the floor? :o



Dr Miranda Zhivago, Dr Kart, argentine, Just_Me: all laugh like a fool:haha: :haha: , coz this top belongs to gala, she drops it while doing the great diving, and Dr Miranda is kind enough to take off her jacket to cover the topless gala ……….. :o :lol: :haha: :woohoo:

Thanks :haha: :rolls: :worship:

LeRoy.
Apr 29th, 2006, 06:38 PM
Garden of the Frankfurt Hospital :

Ozzy Osbourne :Heeeeeeeeelp !!!!!!!Heeeeelp !!!!!Help !!!!
Nurse Mandy (with new shaved legs and her golden wonderbra: Calm Down ! Doctor Argentino is soon coming ......
Ozzy : A man have fallen from the roof :eek:
Nurse Mandy : Oh No !!!! You dreamed about your bat :tape: ;) Everything will be fine :angel:

(In the background) Doctor Miranda : Aaargh !!!!! There is a man lying in the flowerbed :confused:
Doctor Kart to Doc Argentino : It's getting worser and worser with her :devil: First she is eating all our sweets and now she is seeing strange men ;)

Doctor Miranda (to the man in the flowerbed) :Friend or Foe ?
Strange man looking at Doc Miranda :Am I in the hell ? Am I .......(he is fainting because Doc Miranda is so ugly ):devil:

Ozzy : He is alive !!!!! The man is alive :eek: I didn't dreamed about my bat :rolleyes:
Doc Kart : IT's really true !!!! Welcome Mister :wavey: My first question is "are you okay" and my second question is "can you pay for your stay here " ? :devil:
Doc Argentino : Look he have a sticker on his hat :p "Just me" ??????

Lady Galadriel " What's wrong ? You have found a man ? Have he a beard :hearts: :hearts: Is he a dwarf ????????
Hyatt Oslo : HOW CUTE !!!!!! You have living garden dwarfs here :rolleyes: I once had have a Barbie Doll who could say " Leave me alone or I will explode" ...........


Is Just Me a spy ? Is he the cousin of the cook ? Why is he wearing a hat with his name on ?
Is Doc Miranda really so fat ? What happened to Hyatt's Barbie Doll ? Will Ozzy get a new record deal or will he hire as preacher ? This and more soon on "Frankfurt Mental Hospital" :p

Hmmmm now i am curious . I love the suspense :hehehe: :bounce:

galadriel
May 2nd, 2006, 09:59 AM
Curious ? You must wait a little bit ;) I will soon write more ;)

LeRoy.
May 9th, 2006, 02:52 PM
I am still waiting :p :lol: :kiss:

Miranda
May 10th, 2006, 01:41 AM
sorry, i am not in an imagination mood these days, may be you to continue the story :p :lol:

galadriel
May 11th, 2006, 07:18 AM
I am still waiting :p :lol: :kiss:

I'm very busy at these days ,but I will soon continue with "Frankfurt Mental Hospital" ;) :p

galadriel
May 16th, 2006, 08:30 AM
Frankfurt Mental Hospital (kitchen)

Doctor Kart : Nurse Mandy ..Oh I see ;) Nurse Andy :p Please search for our cook .I want that he is cooking a special meal for our newest patient .....
Nurse Andy (today with a beard and deep voice) : You mean this Just me ?
Doctor Kart : If you promise me to keep a secret then I will tell you something :secret:
Nurse Andy : I listen .......
Doctor Kart : Come near :secret: (he is whispering something in Andy's ear )

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A few minutes later in Ozzy's room

Nurse Andy : Oh my God :eek: The new guy is not a spy .....
Ozzy : What are you speaking :confused: Doctor Argentino said you must give me my feel good pills....I have a right for my feel good pills ....
Nurse Andy : Shut up !!!!!! Just Me is a Lindsor Prince :p He is the first born child of the Lindsor's ,but his parents Queen Lili and Prince Lippi lost him as they were visiting the Island Sunnyville .He was found there by a fisher .The fisher raised him and learned him sky jumping :p
Ozzy : I don't care about Kings .I want my pills .......

(Galadriel and Oslo are open the door ) Lady Galadriel : A King :eek: Oh my God ...I need my golden skirt and my silver shoes ..........
Oslo Hyatt : King ???????? Do we get burgers today ? :bounce: :bounce:

Ozzy : NOOOOO !!!!!! WE DON'T GET BURGERS !!!!! I WANT MY PILLS OR I WILL CALL DOC MIRANDA ..........

Miranda : I'm here :devil: Please leave this room Oslo ,Galadriel and Nurse Andy .I want to be alone with Ozzy ;)


Is Miranda falling in love with Ozzy ? Will Lady Galadriel find her silver shoes ? Why are burgers so healthy ? Is Just Me really a Prince or is Doctor Kart telling jokes ? Where is Just Me ? This and more soon on Frankfurt Mental Hospital ;)

LeRoy.
May 17th, 2006, 09:17 PM
Yay i finally get to read another episode :yeah:

I am a prince ? :yeah: :angel:

Miranda in love with Ozzy ? :tape:

I like the suspense :bounce:

Now i am waiting for Miranda to jump in and clear up whether she liks Ozzy and has she hidden Lady Gala's silver shoes ? :confused:

Miranda
May 18th, 2006, 02:30 AM
sorry people, i am not in funny mood, so i gonna write much later :wavey:

galadriel
May 18th, 2006, 09:31 AM
In a few days I will continue :D Today I'm too busy ........

Miranda
May 19th, 2006, 02:09 AM
Location: meeting room of Frankfurt mental hospital :scratch: :silly: :



Dr Miranda Zhivago: Ozzy, I want to tell you something serious, you should not send me any more love letters, I have Mark P as boy friend, do you know? :shout: Please stop sending me love letters! whats more, you have a wife already! :toothy:

Ozzy: oh, my wife is getting so old and fat, I don’t like her any more :tape:

Dr Zhivago: then may be you can try to love gala? both of you are patients and you two can share your sentiments :inlove:

Ozzy: oh, gala! :scared: she is even more old, fat and ugly than my wife, I will jump from the top of this building if I have to marry gala! :scared:

Dr Zhivago: ok last ultimatum, if you continue to send love letters to me, I will tell your wife, she will then file a divorce over you and you gonna give her half of your monies! :fiery:

Ozzy: oh god, how cruel are you, Dr Zhivago, no money = no fun, ok, then I gonna hide my love to you in my heart ……. :hysteric:



Room of gala :cool:



Gala: who stole my golden skirt and my silver shoes? :confused: I need them for attending my wedding! :hearts:

Dr Kart: oh, who would be foolish enough to marry you? :silly: umm, I guess its Kate Moss? coz she is thin and she loves to sleep on your fat tummy to get more warm? :devil:

Gala: shut up, you are just jealous of me, I am going to marry Just me, the King of Lindsor! :hearts: :woohoo:

Dr Kart: just me, the king of Lindsor??! :haha: don’t you know that the lost kid of king of Lindsor was found 3 days ago, his name is Orange Juice Chocolate Linsor and he was just crowned as the new king yesterday, haven’t you read the newspaper? :confused: “passing the heartbreaking newspaper to gala” :lol:

Gala: oh my, just me is not the king! :shout: waaa, waaa waaaa :hysteric: :sobbing:

galadriel
May 19th, 2006, 08:34 AM
Just Me's real name is Orange Juice Chocolate ? :lol: :lol: :lol: ;)

Ozzy :fiery: I will throw his CD's into my garbage ;) ME and fat ? :rolleyes: :fiery: I'm superslim :p

Miranda
May 20th, 2006, 03:38 AM
you are really too foolish, Just Me 's real name is Just Me, Orange Juice Chocolate is the king, while Just Me is the cook :tape: :lol: :devil:

yes you are super slim in compared with the world record holder of the fattest person in world: Big Mac ZuZu who has 1,000 kg while you have 801 kg :lol: :lol: :lol:


Just Me's real name is Orange Juice Chocolate ? :lol: :lol: :lol: ;)

Ozzy :fiery: I will throw his CD's into my garbage ;) ME and fat ? :rolleyes: :fiery: I'm superslim :p

galadriel
May 22nd, 2006, 08:02 AM
I will soon continue and then I will tell everyone the truth about Doctor Miranda Zhivago :devil: ;)

LeRoy.
May 22nd, 2006, 08:09 AM
OMG You two are a riot :rolls:. I'll think and i'll come up with my own story :haha:

Miranda
May 23rd, 2006, 03:35 AM
the truth about Dr Miranda Zhivago :confused: ,the truth is she is a beautiful, young, kind lady who receives 1000 love letters per day :lol: :devil:
I will soon continue and then I will tell everyone the truth about Doctor Miranda Zhivago :devil: ;)

Miranda
May 23rd, 2006, 03:36 AM
no, i am an :angel: while gala is a :devil:

and what story :confused: , what i write is 100% truth ;)


OMG You two are a riot :rolls:. I'll think and i'll come up with my own story :haha:

galadriel
May 24th, 2006, 08:55 AM
no, i am an :angel: while gala is a :devil:

and what story :confused: , what i write is 100% truth ;)

100 % truth ???????? :devil: :devil: Then tell everyone about your fake body :p

Miranda
May 29th, 2006, 04:04 AM
my body is 100% natural:hearts: , unlike you did several plastic operations to enlarge your breast, Theo told me that you were only 30A before, but now you have 50F :tape: :lol: :devil: :p
100 % truth ???????? :devil: :devil: Then tell everyone about your fake body :p

galadriel
May 29th, 2006, 06:24 AM
Lady Galadriel will leave the Hospital for 30 minutes ;) Doctor Kart gave me his okay :D Tomorrow I will continue ..................

galadriel
May 31st, 2006, 07:59 AM
Frankfurt Mental Hospital Bathroom

Just Me(talking to himself) : Who I am ??????? I can't remember anything :confused: I only know there was this big guy who beat me with a bottle and then I felt from the sky ............But when I tell the others a story then I maybe can stay here for free ....


Doc Miranda Zhivago's Sleeping Room

Doc Miranda :(counting her strawberry Bonbons) One ,two ,three.....I knew it :fiery: Doc Argentino have stolen my strawberry bonbon :p It's always the same :sad: I buy them and the others eat them ,but wait until he finds out that I stole his car key :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: He wanted to meet the reporter of the "Royals & Losers Magazine" .I guess he want to sell the story of our flying guy from the sky ........:rolleyes:

Car Park of the Frankfurt Mental Hospital

Doc Argentino : Where is my car key ????? Oh my God :eek: In a few minutes I will meet the reporter who wants to give me 1 million british pounds (or was it Airdollars ? :p ) for the story of Just me's past and then this is happening ....:eek: :sad: :eek: :sad:

Nurse Mandy : Hello Doc :wavey:

Doc Argentino : Oh NO :o

Nurse Mandy: I just got a call from Doc Kart.He is searching for Lady Galadriel :confused: He gave her his okay that she can leave this hospital for an hour to buy black clothes.You know she is still sad because Just me will not marry her.No wonder ,or :lol: :tape: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Doc Argentino : Nurse Mandy !!!!!! This is not funny :devil: Inmate is inmate even it is the freaky Galadriel....
Nurse Mandy : What should we do now ?


City of Frankfurt

Doc Kart : Lady Galadriel !!!!! Where are you ? JUst me is waiting for you .......I also know some cute sexy dwarf ........Oh Please come out or I will lose my job........

Will Doc Kart find Lady Galadriel ? Is Galadriel still thinking about a Royal Wedding with Just me ? Is the "Royals & Losers" an adult magazine ? Stolen carkeys and Bonbons ? Do the Mental Hospital needs a Sherlock Holmes ? Where are Ozzy and Oslo ? Will Just Me ever tell the truth about the Linsor clan ? This and more soon on "Frankfurt Mental Hospital" :p

Miranda
Jun 1st, 2006, 02:36 AM
great post ;) , but i need more time to write another masterpiece ;)

galadriel
Jun 1st, 2006, 09:17 AM
great post ;) , but i need more time to write another masterpiece ;)

I'm waiting for your masterpiece Miss Future Pullitzer Award :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

galadriel
Jul 1st, 2006, 09:43 AM
I normally wanted continue today,but today it is too hot :eek: My brain is empty ;) I will continue in the next days :D

Miranda
Jul 3rd, 2006, 01:46 AM
no need to rush, my brain is empty too, it should be me to write first, but i am too lazy :tape: :devil:

Miranda
Jul 18th, 2006, 08:06 AM
Location: Frankfurt mental hospital :silly:



Dr Argentino: yes I know, it must be that evil nurse gala who hide my car key, lets go and take it back *heading to gala’s room” :bolt:



In gala’s room: :cuckoo:



Dr Argentino: where will she hide the key? :scratch: *searching in gala’s wardrobe* :banghead:

oh I find it, this silly gala, hide the key inside her strawberry pattern wonder bras! :devil: really don’t understand how come the gala is so old but still wear this silly pattern which is for young girls! :haha: Gonna drive to sell the secret to the reporters, all right, lets run to the garage to get my car soonest possible :bolt:



Location: the public park located near the Frankfurt mental hospital:devil:



Dr Argentino: hey, little kid, how can you drive my car without my permission! :fiery:

Little Kid calling his mum for help :help:

Mum: Mr, my son came before you, also this toy car is for little kids to play and not adults! :mad:

Dr Argentino: I need to drive this car to meet the reporters and get my reward! :shout:

Mum: hey, son, we have to go, this man is crazy, be quick!!! :bolt:



Location: Just-Me’s Room :cool:



Nurse Roddick: wake up, Just-Me, wake up, I am sorry that I mishit my powerful aces on your head, at first I wanted to hit it on Dr Kart’s head coz he said he is too tall, wants to get shorter for a few inches ……. :woohoo:

Dr Kart: nurse roddick, your serving skills are getting worst, no wonder you have no title for so many months! :devil:

Just-Me: where am I? oh I remember everything now, my name is Just-Me and I was born in South Pole, my best advantage is that I am a great cook, I can turn smelly dead fish to delicious dishes, I am better than the king of Lansor, this foolish man only knows to eat chocolate and drink orange juice! :ras:

Nurse roddick: oh, sour grape, sour grape ……… :devil:

Just-Me: all right, nurse roddick, do you want me to change your favourite hamburger dishes to monkey meat instead? :bigwave:

nurse roddick: oh no, no, I dislike monkey meat, ok, Just-Me is better than the King, all hail Just-me!! :worship: :worship: :bowdown: :bigclap:

galadriel
Jul 19th, 2006, 09:03 AM
HAHAHA ;) The revenge is coming soon :devil:

galadriel
Jul 28th, 2006, 12:38 AM
Frankfurt Inner City

Oslo and Ozzy (screaming) : GO ! GO ! GO ! Three Frogs team make a goal :shout:
Some Passengers : Be quiet !!!! Or we will call the police !!!!!! THe world cup is over .......

Oslo and Ozzy : Heee Haaaaaa Hooooo ...The bug team is KO :boxing: Here we come ! Here we come ..........

Doc Kart (with a red face) : I'm not the doc of them :eek: I only know them bec...
Ozzy: DOC :banana: Here we are :p
Oslo to the passengers: That's our favourite Doc :devil: He is always give us this big pills who made our faces green ....

Doc Kart : Okay you have won :ras: Tell me where Lady Galadriel is and I give you new pills

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Mental Hospital Kitchen:

Nurse Mandy (today with a blue wonderbra) : One potato for the birds.Two potatos for the fishes.Three potatos for the Dinosaurs :p
Just Me : You don't have to tell me fairytales when you want to feed me :p You better show me what you have under your shirt :drool: :devil:
Nurse Mandy : One wrong word and I beat you with my pan :boxing:
Just Me : Hey Nurse ! You can be happy that I want to look after you .Remember I have royal blood in me ......
Nurse Mandy : And I have Pirate Blood in me :devil:

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Reporter Bill T. Lie (from Royals and Losers) : So you have here a majesty ?
Doc Argentino : We choose only exclusive persons....
Reporter : But I heard you have Ozzy here and Miss Oslo
Doc Argentino: Miss Oslo Hyatt is the Heiress of the famous "cheese cake " dynasty and Ozzy once sung with " Three Little Cockroaches"........We even have here a real Lady ...
Reporter: The red haired tall woman who is trapped with Handkuffs ? I saw her by the big tree in your Garden
Doc Argentino(to himself) : Miranda :fiery: What have she done now .......
Reporter : Can I see the majesty ?

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The Park

Lady Galadriel : Let me free or I will tell everyone that you wear a wig
Doc Miranda: Me a wig ? I see your mind is getting worser :devil: You need a injection in your butt.....
Lady Galadriel : YES A WIG AND YOU HAVE WRINKLES .......
Doc Miranda : One word and I will tell everyone that you wear the underwear of Ozzy :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lady G: :fiery:
Miranda : I GIVE YOU FREE WHEN YOU LET THE FINGERS OF JUST ME !!!! I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM AND I WANT TO WEAR THE CROWN ......


Why do Oslo and Ozzy support the frogs and not the bugs ? Are both Hooligans ? Is Nurse Mandy related with Captain Cook and his swinging Dolphins ? Just Me in Love with Mandy ? Will he love her when she turns back to Andy ? Why have "Royals and Losers" not so much readers as " Home Alone with Queen Albert" ? This and more next on Frankfurt Mental Hospital

Miranda
Jul 28th, 2006, 03:01 AM
great work :lol: :devil:

galadriel
Jul 29th, 2006, 09:15 AM
:devil:

Miranda
Aug 31st, 2006, 03:25 AM
Location: Frankfurt mental hospital :silly:



Nurse gala: oh god, who searched my room, I lost the car key!! :shout: it’s a car which the King Just-Me gave me as our engagement gift, it’s a Roll Royce 2006 new version which costs Euro 2 million! :woohoo:

Dr argentine: don’t worry, you can ask for a new car key, by the way, can you show us the car? I have never seen Roll Royce in my life :hearts: :drool: .

Dr Kart: me too, lets head up to the garage :drool:

Nurse gala: no need to go to garage, the car is in this room *taking the toy car from the cabinet of her room* :cuckoo: , see how beautiful is this car!! :kiss: :hearts:

Dr argentine and Kart: pfff, lets go and tell Dr Miranda Zhivago that Nurse gala needs new medicines, she is getting more crazy :help:

Nurse gala: you are just jealous, if I were crazy, how come King Just-Me is gonna marry me??:fiery:



Entered Dr Miranda Zhivago, Just-Me and Nurse Andy Roddick :cool:



Dr Miranda Zhivago: we have a good news to announce :yippee:

Nurse gala: what is this, is this my engagement to Just-me? if so, it should be announced by me and not you! :fiery:

Just-Me: oh god, when did I say I gonna marry you? :fiery: please stop living in dreams! :zzz:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: yes, its an engagement, but its not just me and nurse gala, its just me and nurse Andy Roddick :nerner:

Nurse Andy: yes, I fall in love with Just-me’s delicious heart shaped stake :o :inlove:

Just-me: I fall in love with Andy’s handsome face and his great singing and dancing :o :couple:

Nurse Andy: begins to sing and dance *I am Paris Hilton, I am a slut but I love just me and eating the most … la la la ….:singer: :crazy: .”

Nurse gala : waaaa, why no one loves me??? :explode: :bigcry:

Dr Kart: don’t worry, at least the cockroaches love you, I see lots of them eating the leftovers you dirty woman left on floor :tape: :lol: :haha: :woohoo:

galadriel
Sep 1st, 2006, 06:34 AM
Miranda :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :devil:

galadriel
Oct 8th, 2006, 10:35 AM
Frankfurt Mental Hospital (At the back Door)


Nurse Andy : Ding Dong ! Someone is knocking at the door but we are not there :p :angel: .....
Doctor Kart: Open the door Nurse Andy and don't wear your bra at work :tape:
Nurse Andy: Why must I always do the work .Why can't the patients and doctors to the work ? There is no justice anymore on this planet.(he walks slowly to the door and opened it .A blonde man is standing in front of the door)
Blonde Man : I'm Brad the birthday dancer :devil:
Nurse Andy : Oh my God :eek:

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Frankfurt Mental Hospital Room of Prince Just Me

Just Me : Its my party and I want my presents .I'm soooooooooo excited .What will I get ? A Rolls Royce from Oslo Hyatt ? Lady Galadriel's golden ears ? Doc Argentinos old underwear :p Ozzys golden records..........I'M sooooooooooooo excited

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Location : The kitchen

Doc Kart : This man is hungry.This is his seventh Salami bread :eek:
Doc Miranda : Look at his muscles ! Look at his face ! This is BRAD ......
Brad: Can I have more Ketchup ?
Lady Galadriel: Brad ? He is cute but he have no beard :rolleyes:
Oslo Hyatt(screams) BRAD !!!!!!!! BRAD !!!!!!!!
Brad: Hi guys :wavey: When should I start to dance ?
Doc Argentino : Welcome Mister :hug: It's a pleasure and honour for me to meet you.But why are you here ? I ordered a birthday dancer for Prince Just Me but I didn't order a Hollywoodstar .You know we have only a small budget .....
Brad: Don't talk about money :devil: Give it to me and I will start my special dance for the birthday child .........


Will Brad really dance ? Why is he not in HOllywood ? Will Angelina come and take him away or will he stay at the hospital ? Is Just Me disappointed about his presents ? Will his mother declare war to the hospital ? Will Ozzy freak out because Bread ate all of the Salami ? Will Nurse Andy fight for his right to wear a bra at work ?

This and more next on "Frankfurt Mental Hospital "

Miranda
Oct 9th, 2006, 03:23 AM
genius gala :worship: , but i have to take much longer time to reply :lol:

LeRoy.
Oct 9th, 2006, 04:30 AM
OMG :haha: :haha: :haha: I love you'll Gala and Mimi :kiss:

I want Brad to give me a lap dance (and please keep Doc Miranda away from him - she will flirt with him :eek: )

Miranda
Oct 9th, 2006, 04:53 AM
don't worry, i don't find Brad too attractive (well may be 10 years ago :tape: ), i find Mark P more attractive then him, or the actor who acted in Prison Break, so i will leave the old Brad to you :lol: :devil:
OMG :haha: :haha: :haha: I love you'll Gala and Mimi :kiss:

I want Brad to give me a lap dance (and please keep Doc Miranda away from him - she will flirt with him :eek: )

galadriel
Oct 9th, 2006, 08:57 AM
Doc Miranda will soon get an admirer :devil: and Just Me will see Brad dancing ;) But I need more time ;)

LeRoy.
Oct 10th, 2006, 12:51 AM
don't worry, i don't find Brad too attractive (well may be 10 years ago :tape: ), i find Mark P more attractive then him, or the actor who acted in Prison Break, so i will leave the old Brad to you :lol: :devil:

Ohh you like Mark Phillipoussis and Wentworth Miller too ? we have sort of similar taste in men

Miranda
Oct 10th, 2006, 02:20 AM
yes :drool: i also find the older brother of Supernatural quite attractive, but his look is a bit "conversative" while his younger brother is less good looking on face, but has a better body :)

but sadly i never got a good looking boy friend in my life :mad: :lol:


Ohh you like Mark Phillipoussis and Wentworth Miller too ? we have sort of similar taste in men

galadriel
Oct 11th, 2006, 09:35 AM
You two have no taste :devil: The most sexy man alive is Mr. Bean :hearts: :drool: :devil:

Miranda
Oct 13th, 2006, 02:18 AM
Location: Kitchen of Frankfurt Mental Hospital :silly:



Dr Miranda Zhivago: oh god, is it Brad Prat??!! :eek: Oh god, how come he is here? :woohoo: Mr Prat, can I take a photo with you? :yippee:

Brad: yes I can, but only after you paid me US$10 :wavey:

Dr Miranda Zhivago talks to Nurse Roddick in a low voice: how come Brad is so cheap, only $10 for a photo and not $10,000? Is it a fake?:secret: :unsure:

Nurse Roddick: I read that Brad had a pig tattoo on his butt, lets see if we can make him remove his pants ……:drool:

Dr Argentino: strange, strange, I only ordered a cheap package:wazzup:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: oh Nurse Andy, you are too naughty, but ……. I wanna see too ……..:lick: :drool:

Nurse Roddick: Brad, we gonna pay you $20, lets do the lap dance for our birthday boy Just-me! lets come with us.

Brad: all right:lol:





Meeting room of Frankfurt Mental Hospital



Just-Me: Dr Argentino said he has a big surprise for me, what is this surprise? :confused: A XXL boxer with the pattern of little birds for me?:hearts:

Dr Kart: may be, or may be he gonna buy you a wonder bra with strawberry patterns, just like what he bought to Nurse Roddick?:confused:

Nurse gala: can you give the wonder bra to me if you got it? mine is wearing out and I have no money to buy :o

Just-Me: sorry, i only have 40D while you have 60F, you are too fat to wear my bra:p

Nurse gala: no way, I only have 36D!:shout:





Entered Dr Miranda Zhivago, Nurse Roddick, Dr Argentino and Brad Pitt:bounce:



Brad Pitt say to Just-Me: you are the birthday boy right, I am the special gift for you

*taking off his clothes and perform a table dance*:aparty: :bdaycake: :rocker2: :rocker: :banana:

Just-Me: oh god, it’s the best birthday gift that I ever have:drool: :hearts: :bounce: :lol:

Nurse Roddick: Dr Zhivago, look, he is the real Brad, see his butt, the piggy tattoo!! :eek:

Dr Zhivago: oh, I gonna take a video and send this video to his wife Angelina for monies ……….. :devil:



Breaking news show on TV

The reporter: The famous actress Angelina Jolie has reported the missing of her hubby Brad Pitt , she said they broke up after Angelina refused to give him more babies, Brad was desperate and left their house. The polices are searching for him ……..:eek:



Dr Zhivago: oh, no wonder he is here …. oh god, I gonna make lots of monies, lets write a letter to his wife, asking for US$10 million for releasing her hubby …..:devil:

Nurse Roddick: how many monies you gonna give me if I help you;)

Dr Zhivago: I gonna give you half of the monies:hehehe: (it’s a cheat, she is going to take all monies herself and flies to Taikiti to live) :woohoo: :banana:

galadriel
Oct 13th, 2006, 08:24 AM
:lol: :crazy: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

I will soon write a new episode :p But I think I can't top Miranda's episode :lol: :lol: :lol:

Miranda
Oct 14th, 2006, 01:39 AM
you are too humble, yours are for sure better than me ;):p :lol:

LeRoy.
Oct 20th, 2006, 03:52 AM
OMG Miranda :lol: :haha: :rolls:


I think i am going to write one tomorrow

Brad Pitt :drool: :lick: :hearts:

Miranda
Oct 26th, 2006, 06:42 AM
waiting for your masterpiece ;):lol: :devil:
OMG Miranda :lol: :haha: :rolls:


I think i am going to write one tomorrow

Brad Pitt :drool: :lick: :hearts:

galadriel
Nov 5th, 2006, 10:31 AM
Frankfurt Mental Hospital (Kitchen)


Miranda : Okay Nurse Mandy .I write the letter and you are giving it to the post :devil:
Nurse Mandy : No I don't.The police will caught me and I don't trust you :rolleyes:
Miranda (with a soft voice): You can trust me .I will give you the money ......Think about the golden wonderbras,the special lipsticks,furs,wigs.......
Nurse Mandy : Okay I go ...................

Meeting Room :

Doctor Kart,Doctor Argentino,Osly Hyatt ,Galadriel (all singing loud and clapping ) : MACHO MACHO MAN /I WANNA BE A MACHO MAN
Ozzy : But I want another song :fiery: I want "YMCA" !!!!!!!!!!

Brad Pitt dancing around the whole kitchen :rocker: :banana:

Just Me : Oh my God !!!!!! Is it a dream or am I drunken ?????? Or is it a Fat Morgana ?

Brad Pitt : Do you wanna see my Piggy ???????:p
Just Me :(fainted)

Brad Pitt : Oh :eek: Do I smell strange ??????:confused:

Doctor Kart : Stop the music !!!!! We have an emergency here :eek:

Galadriel : This was too much for Just Me.Poor Prince .......
Ozzy : Is he alive ???

Just Me (wakes up again as Doc Argentino is biting in his ear) Auuuuuuuuu
Doc Argentino : It's working :bounce: My "Wake UP THE ZOMBIE VOODOO TRICK" is working :bounce: :bounce:

Doc Kart : Oh my God !!!! Now is Brad fainting :eek:

Brad lies on the bottom



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Miranda : Have you send the letter ?:devil: :tape:
Nurse Andy : Yes ,I have but I changed it a little bit.I wrote our adress on it because so we will get the money and an autograph

Miranda : OH YOU FOOL :fiery:
Nurse Andy : Help :help:


Will Brad wake up and realize that he is a lap dancer now or will he think he is the new doctor ? Why loves Ozzy "Ymca" ? Will Doctor Argentino get the Nobel Award for his "Wake up the Zombie Trick" ? But the most important thing is " Will Angie get the letter and will Nurse Mandy and Mrs Zhivago go to prison ? ;)

This and more next time on "Frankfurt Mental Hospital"

Miranda
Nov 6th, 2006, 12:46 AM
great work :D. but i need more time to reply ;)

galadriel
Feb 6th, 2007, 01:34 PM
Normally I wanted to reply a new story but today this forum is working so slowly for me ......But In the next days I will write new masterpiece :devil:

Miranda
Feb 7th, 2007, 12:52 AM
thank you, i am sorry that i am too lazy and have no new imgaination, you know i am not as talented as you and Ms Agatha Christie :p

galadriel
Feb 24th, 2007, 11:03 AM
Frankfurt Mental Hospital (Deep in the Night)

Brad : Ladies and Gentlemen ! I'm Doc Bradley the brain expert :p I once transfered the brain of a monkey into the head of a spainish Flamenco dancer ...

Doc Kart : What a loser :devil:
Doc Argentino : You are jealous ...
Doc Kart : It's not true .I'm not jealous .....
Doc Zhivago : Do you show me the fingerdance trick Doctor Bradley ?

Doc Argentino and Doc Kart : What is the fingerdance trick ???????????
Bradley : Sure ;) Here it goes ............
(Brad is sitting on a chair .He is wearing red gloves and he moved his fingers)

Bradley: One two three four .....Who wants more ....
Miranda (Clapping with her hands) : Oh Yes


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Sleeping room of Just Me and Ozzy

Ozzy : WAke up Mate ! Do you hear this ? Someone is knowing on the door ?
Just Me : :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

Ozzy (screaming loud into Just Me's ear ) : Brad is dancing naked !!!!!!!!!!!
Just me ( awaking) : WHERE ? WHERE ? Where ?

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Door Gate :

Nurse Mandy opens the door : Who is it ? We are closed
A woman and two police men are standing in front of here
The woman : Where is Brad ?
The first police Man : In the name of the law ....
The second police man : Tell us if Mr. Pitt is here !!!!
Nurse Mandy : Pitt ? We only have a strange lady called Galadriel here.She is a little bit Tutti Frutti and the crazy singer called Ozzy Oz,then we have ...
Woman : Shut up or I use my pistol !!!!!!
Nurse Mandy : Oh My God !!!!! It's Lara Croft :eek: :eek: :eek:

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Sleeping Room :

Lady Galadriel : Normally I'm perfect but I have a problem .I have much too large ears :eek:
Oslo Hyatt: Don't worry ! You can use a chainsaw and cut it up
Galadriel : Are you crazy ????
Oslo : Why Not ?

This episode will be continued .......

Will Doc Bradley and Miranda fall in love ? Will Lara Croft find Bradley and tell him that he is Brad ? But will Doc Bradley before that reduce Galadriel's ears ? Why is Ozzy not singing anymore ? Will Just Me fight with Lara Croft about Brad ?Are thepolice men real or are they the uncles of Oslo ? This and more next on Frankfurt Mental Hospital .....

Miranda
Feb 26th, 2007, 01:46 AM
great work :D :worship:

but sorry i am in lack of imagaination at the moment ;):p

galadriel
Feb 26th, 2007, 06:26 AM
Reply when you have more imagination :hug:

Miranda
Mar 13th, 2007, 04:05 AM
Meeting room of Frankfurt Mental Hospital :awww:

Angelina Jolie: I know that my hubby is here, please show him to me or I gonna sue you for kidnapping :shout:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: your hubby? Mr Brad Pit? I don’t think he is here, we only have a new member who came last month, he does look a bit like your hubby, I am going to show him to you. :music:
*Nurse Andy, please take the new member to Ms Jolie* :toothy:

Nurse Andy: all right

A few minutes later, Nurse Andy comes back with a young man who looks a bit like Brad Pit :inlove:

Angelina Jolie: oh god, my beloved hubby, how come you look much younger? You are 50 but you now look like 23!! :hearts:
*Brad Pit*: yes, kind Dr Miranda Zhivago did a plastic surgery on my face, she also treats me very kind, she only asks me to cook meals for the people here, so I spend my time singing and dancing with Ozzy :crazy: :music:
Angelina Jolie: oh then, I am so sorry, Dr Miranda, I took you wrongly, here is US$1 million, thank you so much for taking care of my hubby :kiss:
Dr Miranda: oh god, Ms Jolie, you are so generous :woohoo:
Angelina Jolie: you are welcome, all right, we are leaving :wavey:
Dr Miranda: bye bye :lol:

Nurse Andy: oh Angelina’s eyesight is really poor, I read that its because she has to take care of her 3 kids all the time and she eats too little vegetables that her eyesight is as worst as a 60 years old, Dr Miranda, you are so smart that switching Just-Me as Brad Pitt will work and Angelina will not notice, but why you are you hiding the real Brad but gives out Just-Me instead?? :confused:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: this is because I am so smart, if we give back the real Brad to Angelina, even she does not sue us but the police may sue us for kidnapping:secret: , but now I give her Just-Me, she cannot sue us even if she finally realize that Just-Me is fake coz she still fails to find the real Brad in our hospital, so we are not the culprit, and now I got $1 million, hahaha, I am going to travel the world for one month tomorrow :woohoo:

Nurse Andy: where is my share?
Dr Miranda: don’t worry, I am going to deposit the money into your bank tomorrow ;)
Nurse Andy: thank you, but how did you persuade Just-Me to go with Angelina?
Dr Miranda: its so easy, have you noticed that Brad has gained at least 30 pounds since he lives here? Its because I add “fatty medicines” onto his meal, he is no longer handsome any more, so Just-Me does not like him any more, I told Just-Me that Angelina has many handsome body guides so that’s why he is willing to go with her ……….:lol:

Nurse Andy: oh god, Dr Miranda Zhivago, you are a genius, you are even more smart than Agatha Christie!!!!!! :bowdown:

Dr Miranda: every knows that I am smartest and also the richest in this mental hospital, hahaha :yippee: :nerner:

galadriel
Mar 15th, 2007, 03:07 AM
Hahaha :devil: I will reply a new episode when I have more time :D

Miranda
Dec 1st, 2007, 01:01 AM
Location: Frankfurt mental hospital :wazzup:

Gala: where is Dr Miranda Zhivago :confused:
Nurse Andy: she is on holiday with Leonardo Dicarpio in Brazil, she also bought a new castle in London, she probably won't be back :ras:
Gala: how come she is so rich :confused:
Nurse Andy: umm, she ........she won a lottery :tape:
Gala: where is your gold rolex watch which you bought last week and didn't you said you will resign this week? :confused:
Nurse Andy: oh i love you people so much that i have decided that i won't go (in fact, he lost all the share he got from Dr Zhivago in casinos so he has to continue to work :devil:)



Entered Brad Pitt: :cuckoo:

Brad: i wanna dance, i wanna dance :dance:

Nurse Andy: umm, may be i can earn more monies by telling angelina jolie the truth? if so, the police will only arrest Dr Miranda Zhivago :hehehe:

Enterred Dr Miranda Zhivago :inlove:

Dr Mianda Zhivago: Nurse andy, i just heard what you said, if you are going to report to the police, i am going to send out this photo of you in internet so that all people can have a good look :hehehe:

Nurse Andy: pff, what photo? i always behave well, and i am such a macho man :cool:
Dr Miranda Zhivago: show them a photo withi Andy dressing in a low cut sexy evening glown and with a curly golden hair wig :devil:

Dr Miranda Zhivago: everyone will know you are not actually a "man" :lol:

Nurse Andy: all right, all right, please don't expose my sexy photo, i will not report to the police :bigcry: , by the way, why are you returning from the holiday?

Dr Miranda Zhivago: oh, Leonardo has proposed to me, i just come back to annouce this good news to you :hearts:, well, but may be i still willl work part time here, its so much fun here :lol:


Nurse gala, Andy, Brad Pitt, Dr Miranda Zhivago: Christmas is coming, and i love Christimas :woohoo: :music:

galadriel
Dec 1st, 2007, 09:19 AM
The Frankfurt Mental Hospital is open again :bounce: :bounce:

Miranda :hug: Yes,Christmas is coming :devil:

Miranda
Dec 3rd, 2007, 05:35 AM
yeah, even i am not a Christian, i always love Christmas, its the best season fo the year, i love the warm atmosphere and the lightings :hearts: :hearts:
The Frankfurt Mental Hospital is open again :bounce: :bounce:

Miranda :hug: Yes,Christmas is coming :devil:

galadriel
Dec 3rd, 2007, 12:38 PM
I will soon write a "Santa Claus is coming to visit our lovely inmates" story :devil:

Miranda
Sep 10th, 2008, 06:28 AM
Location: Entertainment hall of Frankfurt Mental Hospital :silly:
Dr Kart: where is nurse gala :confused:
Dr Argentino: she sneaked out for competiting in the hotdog eating competition :secret:
Dr Kart: oh i see, she is sure win :lol:, what is the prize?
Dr Agentino: no idea :scratch:

Entered Dr Miranda Zhivago and her newly wedded hubby Leonard Dicarpio :hearts:

Dr Zhivago: where is nurse gala :confused:
Dr Agentino: oh, ai, ai, ....... she is ill and is hiding in her room :scared:
Dr Zhivago: oh its time that she does the electricty brain excitement treatment, i am going to find her :wavey:
Dr Agentino: oh no no :help:

Entered nurse gala :silly:

Nurse gala (didn't notice the present of Dr Zhivago): hey guys, i won the hotdog competition and i won a prize, lets open it now :lol:

Dr Zhivago: :fiery:

Nurse gala begins to up-wrap the paper covering the prize: many XXXXL size men's boxers come out :haha:

Nurse gala : pfff, no silk bras for me, but boxers :mad:!!
Dr Kart and Dr Argentino: oh give them to me :woohoo:

Dr Zhivago: Nurse gala, you have broken the rules of our hospital by going out without approval, punishment: wash all the toilets immediatley now :fiery:!!

Nurse gala: waaaa :bigcry::bigcry:

galadriel
Sep 10th, 2008, 09:11 AM
Hahaha ;) A revenge is coming soon ;)

galadriel
Sep 11th, 2008, 11:53 AM
Location : Frankfurt Mental Hospital

Lady Gala : Who is the greatest ? IT's meeeeeeeeee:p

Doctor Kart (fighting with Doctor Argentino and nurse (m)andy ) : It's mine :smash:Hands off you fools :devil:...
Doctor Argentino : xxxxxxx (censored)
Nurse Andy: I want them.I just decided I'm a man again
All three together : :banghead::armed::hysteric:

Lady Gala: My prize ....My treasure ....I will wear them when I meet Prince Charles ...

Doctor Miranda : But these are men boxer shorts.You can't wear them,because...

Leo Dicaprio : Why not ? I also wear sometimes your old bras :tape:
Doctor Miranda(kicking Leo on his knee) : Shut up :boxing:

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Frankfurt Mental Hospital Main Gate

Ozzy Osbourne: Doc Bradley !!!!!! Doc Bradley !!!! A man with big ears just asked me where he can find Lady Gala....
Doctor Bradley Pitt : And what did you say to him ?
Ozzy : I told him where she is
Doc Bradley: You fool :help: You should not talk with strange people


Who was the man with the big ears ? Did he want the boxers back ? Is Gala generous enough to give some of her boxers to the crazy doctors ? Is Leo really wearing Doc Mirandas old bras ? This and more next on this channel :p

Miranda
Sep 12th, 2008, 02:10 AM
;):lol: great work, i need some time to create another piece of great work :p

LeRoy.
Sep 25th, 2008, 05:35 PM
I wish i was as good & creative a writer as some of you but i have to say i enjoyed reading this and i think its time you guys started writing again. Maybe i will be inspired and write one of my own. :D

Miranda
Sep 26th, 2008, 01:51 AM
thank you so much for your compliments :lol::worship:


I wish i was as good & creative a writer as some of you but i have to say i enjoyed reading this and i think its time you guys started writing again. Maybe i will be inspired and write one of my own. :D

galadriel
Sep 28th, 2008, 09:14 AM
Location : Frankfurt Mental Hospital (Just Me Birthday Special Show)

Just Me : When will I get my gifts ?
Doctor Miranda : You are like a child :silly:
Just Me : But I have Birthday today :bdaycake: I want my gifts
Doc Miranda : Later to will get your surprise but now shut up
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Doc Kart : Ohhhh This is soooo heavy
Nurse Andy : That's so true but you get paid and I get nothing :fiery:
Doc Kart : You are paid ....Lady Galadriel gave her one of her famous flowers
Nurse Andy : Yes and I throw them away :rolleyes:
Doc Kart : Help me you fool ...This Box is too heavy
Nurse Andy:******* (censored)

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Doc Argentino : Welcome Birthday Presents :wavey:I dont know who you are but for our Prtince Just Me nothing is too expensive
Lady Gala (clapping with her hands) This is soooooo exciting .I can rem....
Doc Argentino: Oh Please :help: Please don't talk again about Gimli's beard and the birthday surprise for Frodo.We all know that story because you told us before...
Lady Gala : Ignorants :mad:
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Who are the "expensive" Birthday presents ? Why are the silent ? Will Gala runaway ? Will Nurse Andy now start a revolution ? This and more next on the Mental Hospital Show

Miranda
Sep 29th, 2008, 02:30 AM
wow, i still have not written my story, but this gala already wrote another one, so quick, but sorry i have no imagination at the moment :lol:

galadriel
Sep 29th, 2008, 10:26 AM
This Gala have more talent as you ;) :devil:

Miranda
Sep 30th, 2008, 01:44 AM
:haha: holy crap, I am the Noble Award winner on Literature:hearts: while you are just a hot dog competition winner:devil::lol:, just that I am humble and too busy in attending winning ceremony, I will write my masterpiece later :lol:

This Gala have more talent as you ;) :devil:

galadriel
Sep 30th, 2008, 09:19 AM
The Hot Dog competion award is much more better as your Noble Award ;) Everyone can write a book but to eat 100 Hot Dogs is not so easy :devil: ;)

Miranda
Sep 30th, 2008, 10:07 AM
hahaha, many can eat 100 hot dogs i.e. the Japanese wrestlers, or even lions/elephants/hipos :lol::devil:, just that they are elegant not to do so for monies like you :lol::lol:

The Hot Dog competion award is much more better as your Noble Award ;) Everyone can write a book but to eat 100 Hot Dogs is not so easy :devil: ;)

galadriel
Sep 30th, 2008, 11:32 AM
Many can eat 100 Hot Dogs but I can eat 1000 ;) :devil:

Miranda
Oct 2nd, 2008, 02:12 AM
a crocodile can eat 10,000 :lol::bounce:
Many can eat 100 Hot Dogs but I can eat 1000 ;) :devil:

galadriel
Oct 2nd, 2008, 08:34 AM
a crocodile can eat 10,000 :lol::bounce:

And I :devil::p ;)

Miranda
Oct 3rd, 2008, 02:02 AM
don't tell lies any more, Theo told me that you can only eat 999 hot dogs :rolleyes::mad::lol::devil:

galadriel
Oct 5th, 2008, 09:16 AM
don't tell lies any more, Theo told me that you can only eat 999 hot dogs :rolleyes::mad::lol::devil:


Theo is very old ;) He can count so good anymore :tape:

Miranda
Oct 6th, 2008, 01:57 AM
his body is old but his mind is clear, he even is smart enough to call for police to help you when your fat body got sucked in the toilet :lol::lol:
Theo is very old ;) He can count so good anymore :tape:

galadriel
Oct 6th, 2008, 01:46 PM
his body is old but his mind is clear, he even is smart enough to call for police to help you when your fat body got sucked in the toilet :lol::lol:

hahaha :devil: Yes sometimes I fall into the toilet because I'm sooooo slim :p

Miranda
Oct 8th, 2008, 01:52 AM
hahaha, don't lie any more, you got stucked in the toilet because your butt measures to 100 inches, and you need 10 policemen to pull you out :lol::lol:
hahaha :devil: Yes sometimes I fall into the toilet because I'm sooooo slim :p

Miranda
Oct 9th, 2008, 01:38 AM
its strange, i did post an reply yesterday, but however, we can only look at it when we click into the thread, but however, when we just read outside, the last reply is your reply on 6 October :confused:

galadriel
Oct 9th, 2008, 06:51 AM
hahaha, don't lie any more, you got stucked in the toilet because your butt measures to 100 inches, and you need 10 policemen to pull you out :lol::lol:


But this policemen only come to look at me :hearts::devil:;) They love me because I'm sooooo perfect :p

Miranda
Oct 10th, 2008, 01:39 AM
he only reason why they love you is that they love your food, you begged them to save you by agreeing to give them 100 hot dogs each ;) :lol::bounce:

But this policemen only come to look at me :hearts::devil:;) They love me because I'm sooooo perfect :p

galadriel
Oct 10th, 2008, 01:55 PM
It's not true ;) I keep the 100 Hot Dogs for myself :devil:

Miranda
Oct 11th, 2008, 01:34 AM
all you have is 100 cockroaches :lol::bounce:
It's not true ;) I keep the 100 Hot Dogs for myself :devil:

galadriel
Oct 13th, 2008, 08:25 AM
all you have is 100 cockroaches :lol::bounce:


Don't say bad thinks about my cuties :p:devil:

Miranda
Oct 14th, 2008, 04:51 AM
i can't be nice with cockroaches, which i hate most, but i will be kind to your 10,000 dirty ants :lol::devil:
Don't say bad thinks about my cuties :p:devil:

galadriel
Oct 14th, 2008, 09:32 AM
Do you know that I also have spiders and maggots ? They all live with me ;)

Oizo
Oct 14th, 2008, 10:41 AM
Do you know that I also have spiders and maggots ? They all live with me ;)

:speakles: :eek: :bolt:

Miranda
Oct 15th, 2008, 02:37 AM
yup, you have mosquitos too :lol:
Do you know that I also have spiders and maggots ? They all live with me ;)

Miranda
Oct 15th, 2008, 02:39 AM
yup, Oizo, this gala is as dirty as a thousand year unwashed dinosaur :lol:


:speakles: :eek: :bolt:

galadriel
Oct 15th, 2008, 08:37 AM
:speakles: :eek: :bolt:


Don't believe this old chinese woman Miranda :p She once hurt her head at the national human rolling meatball championchips and since this she is crazy :devil::devil::help::p:lol:

galadriel
Oct 15th, 2008, 08:38 AM
yup, you have mosquitos too :lol:

You see I love my pets :lol::lol:

Oizo
Oct 15th, 2008, 10:08 AM
Your dialogues are lovely :lol:

Miranda
Oct 16th, 2008, 03:00 AM
hahaha, the only old woman here is gala, she is 90 years old, while I am just 14 :hearts::kiss:

Don't believe this old chinese woman Miranda :p She once hurt her head at the national human rolling meatball championchips and since this she is crazy :devil::devil::help::p:lol:

Miranda
Oct 16th, 2008, 03:02 AM
your avators are always lovely too, is it Michelle Fifer (sorry, wrong spelling, i always could not remember people's names in English, my bad English :o)

quote=Oizo;14249011]Your dialogues are lovely :lol:[/quote]

galadriel
Oct 16th, 2008, 10:08 AM
hahaha, the only old woman here is gala, she is 90 years old, while I am just 14 :hearts::kiss:

90 years in Germany = 20
14 years = 88 :lol::lol:

galadriel
Oct 16th, 2008, 10:08 AM
Your dialogues are lovely :lol:


:angel::angel::angel:

Oizo
Oct 16th, 2008, 04:12 PM
That's Michelle Pfeiffer ;)

Miranda
Oct 17th, 2008, 02:24 AM
Oizo, you can see clearly who is crazy and old now, its this foolish gala :lol::bounce:

she even forgot how to count :lol::help::devil:


90 years in Germany = 20
14 years = 88 :lol::lol:

Miranda
Oct 17th, 2008, 02:25 AM
thanks, another great avator from you today :worship:
That's Michelle Pfeiffer ;)

galadriel
Oct 17th, 2008, 09:40 AM
That's Michelle Pfeiffer ;)

You always have great avatars :worship::hearts:

galadriel
Oct 17th, 2008, 09:43 AM
Oizo, you can see clearly who is crazy and old now, its this foolish gala :lol::bounce:

she even forgot how to count :lol::help::devil:


I can count :p Okay not perfect but I can count :devil:;) You can only count until 10 :p That's because you fell on your head as baby :tape::help::lol:

Oizo
Oct 17th, 2008, 09:52 AM
Hi ladies :hatoff:

How are you today? :hug: My granny is knitting me the scarfs from Harry Potter :D She just doesn't know how to make those things at the end :awww: Do you have a tipp? :dance: